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- Good evening, my victims.

And welcome to my Halloween Monster Marathon,

with me, your host.

Malvolia, the queen of screams.

So now that you're done terrorizing the neighborhood

and are safe in your homes,

or so you think,

I have a special sweet treat just for you.

I went down to the basement

and dug up some creepy dead time views

for you to feast your eyes upon

before this All Hallows' Eve has been laid to rest.

So, sit back, begin to stir,

and let me drag you into the chilling depths

of this Halloween Monster Marathon.

- Tell me you're good to go with this pitch.

- Given that we just answered the Craigslist ad yesterday

and we've had, what, about 24 hours

to come up with a presentation,

I would venture to say yes.

- Yeah, okay, seriously.

Just let me do the talking, okay?

I'm the business and you're the production and it's--

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, you sell her on how

great our services are

and I'll do all the legwork.

The script, the shot list, the camera work,

the lighting, the sound, the--

- All right, all right, I get it, okay?

- I mean, seriously, how long does it take

to make a reservation call?

I'm sweating here, man.

- I don't know.

But I do know when she comes in here,

we need to sell ourselves on this

like we've been doing this for years.

- I apologize for making you wait in here.

I just never know how long one of these

booking phone calls is gonna take.

Oh, sorry.

Okay, let's start over.

Remind me, you're Tyler?

- Correct. - And you're--

- Kevin. - Kevin.

- And you must be Cathy.

- That would be me.

Oh please, have a seat.

Thank you for meeting me on such short notice.

- It's quite all right.

We didn't have anything planned tonight anyway.

It is just Halloween, after all.

So let's jump right into it.

My associate and I think we've come up

with a really solid commercial idea

for your bed and breakfast.

- Wonderful, so this is the script that we discussed?

- Yes.

Granted, we did what we could with what time we had.

- Uh-huh, and what are these drawings?

- Those are storyboards.

They help us plan the production out in advance

so we can move a little bit faster through it.

- And I see that you brought

the equipment with you as well.

- Yes, just like you had asked,

and we totally understand you want to make sure

we're working with legitimate production gear.

- Yeah, we don't want you to think

that this is our first paid gig or anything like that.

- Well, sorry to tell you guys this.

But there's no reason to get out all your equipment

and go over that with me.

I think I've made up my mind.

You guys have the job.

This is great.

- Okay. - Sweet, all right.

- So, how about this?

You give us a couple days.

We'll go home, check our schedules,

and then I'll give you a call

and we can set up some days to shoot.

How's that sound?

- Well, why wait?

Let's do it tonight.

I mean, you guys have already driven

all the way up here.

And if it gets too late, you can stay the night.

- Will you give us a moment?

- You know, I really do need this done

as soon as possible.

Well, I could pay you in advance.

I could write you a cheque right now.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Yeah, we could swing this. - All right.

- Seriously though?

This place is beyond marketable.

I mean, we could pitch it for honeymoons,

anniversaries, family gatherings.

The possibilities are endless from a marketing standpoint.

- I mean, I couldn't agree more.

You gotta love the outside architecture of this place.

I mean, it looks like something from a fairytale.

- That's funny you should say that.

The locals call this the gingerbread house.

- The world just needs to know

places like this still exist.

And once we get your promo video on the Internet, they will.

- Sorry.

- Look, I can get a pretty beautiful shot right here too.

Wait a minute, here, come here.

What, you don't like it?

- No.

Thought I saw something.

- Hopefully it was that beautiful money shot

I was showing you, what?

- Don't worry, Cathy.

This commercial is definitely gonna help

make your business a destination again.

- I sure hope so.

Please, take a look around

and get some more ideas.

I'm gonna go fix my face

and make another pot of coffee.

- Sure thing.

Going over the layout,

we should probably cover this hallway first

and then branch out.

So, how about you stay here,

start getting set up.

I'll go around to the other rooms, check them out,

and try and get some ideas to add to what we've got.

- Yes sir, absolutely, whatever you say, sir.

- Cut the shit, man.

Bathroom three.

Nice, I like this.

Okay, this is sweet.

Got the bubble.

Like that sink, oh that tub is cool, is that copper?

Man, I like that, let's see.

Let's see here.

It's an old ass shower.

Cool though, we can definitely use that.

Nice.

- Okay, so when I get to this step,

I turn back to the camera and I say,

"Be our guest and join me on a tour",

blah, blah, blah.

- Yeah, just make sure you continue facing the camera

while you're talking.

After that, you can turn around and walk up the steps.

If you mess up, don't worry about it.

We can do this as many times

as we have to until you get it right.

- Okay.

- Oh, there you are.

It's about time.

- Is everything okay? - Hmm?

No, no, everything's fine.

- You sure everything's okay?

- Yeah.

- Could you give us a minute, please?

- Sure.

- What's up?

- It's nothing.

But I walked in on a guest in the shower.

- In the shower. - Yeah.

Just keep it on the DL, I don't think she saw me,

but I don't want to cause any trouble or anything.

- Was she hot?

- Fuck no, she's like 100.

- Dude, that's fucking gross.

I thought I knew you better than that.

- Just do your thing, buddy.

- I'm rolling, Cathy.

In three, two, one.

Action.

- Hello and welcome to Montgomery Mansion,

your vacation away from the outside world.

Experience the beauty and charm

of our historic bed and breakfast.

Be my guest and join me on a tour throughout the house

and all of its amenities.

- Come on, man.

- Dude, what?

- Did I do something wrong?

- No, it was that woman.

She was standing-- - What woman?

- There was an old lady standing

at the top of the steps.

It was that same one I walked in on.

- Dude, there's no woman there.

- I'm sorry, Cathy.

I walked in on one of your guests by accident

and she was just standing behind you.

- We never book guests on Halloween.

It seems to be the one night

that our rooms get the most abuse.

It's just not worth it to be open.

- Yeah, that makes sense.

One moment, please.

Hey.

When you were taking a stroll around the house,

you weren't hitting any sticky-hicky or anything, right?

- No, I didn't.

- You good?

- Stay in one of our three luxurious bedrooms.

The perfect place...

Sorry, guys.

I got this.

The perfect place to rest your head.

- Speaking of rest, when was the last time you had some?

- Honey, if I had to guess,

I'd say I get maybe one good night's sleep a year.

- All right, let's go ahead and try that again.

Tyler, if you wouldn't mind

closing that door for me, please.

- Yeah.

- Actually, go ahead and step inside.

Want to move the camera back

and I think you might be in the shot

where you were standing previously.

- All right.

- All right, ready, Cathy?

Rolling.

Three, two, one.

Action.

- Stay in one of our three luxurious bedrooms.

The perfect place...

- What's up?

- Nothing, man.

Come on.

- Okay, great well, I mean, you ruined that take,

so now we gotta do it again.

Anyway, I gotta get a fresh battery.

This one's defective or something.

It just went from 100 to zero in a second.

So, take five, guys.

- Oh, would you shut that door behind you?

It helps keep the draft down out here.

- Listen.

You can say whatever you want, but I'm telling you,

I heard somebody coughing in that room, okay?

I saw and felt a hand.

A goddamn hand.

- I'm not saying you didn't-- - Well, I will tell you this.

This is a very old house with a really rich history.

But it's odd that you mentioned seeing an old woman.

I've had a few guests over the years

claiming to have experienced something

while they were trying to sleep.

Think they referred to it as the old hag.

- Old hag?

- Yeah, like old hag syndrome.

It's kinda like...

Like sleep paralysis.

It's like whenever your mind's still awake

but your body's sleeping,

so you can't move or anything like that.

And then some people will claim that when that happens,

sometimes you see an old woman

climb up on your chest and strangle you

while you're sleeping.

- Really? - Uh-huh.

- Oh, so that's why the locals

call this place the gingerbread house,

because of that old hag.

- No man, because it's just a creepy house.

I mean, no offense but.

Yeah, it's Halloween, man.

I'm sure the atmosphere is just getting to you, right?

- Have you ever seen it? - Okay, Cathy.

We're actually done here.

If you want to go ahead and head up to the next location,

we'll follow you up and get

everything else finished up here.

- Okay.

- Listen.

Stay down here, all right?

Just stay down here and log the footage, okay?

I'll go up, I'll film the next shot,

get everything going.

- You sure, man?

- Yeah I'm positive because any more of this

old lady witch nonsense

and she's gonna think we're both crazy,

and I can't have that.

- Sorry, boys.

I thought I could do this.

But my brain is fried.

I can't even form thoughts anymore.

- That's fine.

We can come back another day.

Just give us a minute to pack up everything

and we'll be outta your hair.

- No, no, I'm exhausted too, man.

Is that overnight stay still available?

- Oh, absolutely.

- All right cool, we'll see you in the morning.

- Wonderful, breakfast will be at nine.

You two have a good night.

- Guess who won't be at breakfast, okay?

I'm telling you, I've been seeing shit all night.

I'm not staying here.

- We'll just do it first thing in the morning

and we'll be done, all right?

I'm sorry.

- Fucking ghosts and shit, what?

Dude!

All right, fine, okay?

But at least just stay in the same room.

You can have the bed, you can have the bed.

I'm not going to sleep.

- Dude, you're not gonna be able to stay awake until morning

and I'm not gonna listen to you snore up the drapes, okay?

So I'm gonna go up to the third floor--

- No, no, dude, don't go up there.

I'm telling you, I'm not going to sleep, okay?

I'm up all night.

- What are you so afraid of, man?

It's not like there's an actual old hag up there

that's gonna choke me to death.

All right, goodnight.

- Oh man.

You're tripping, Ty.

Just get some sleep.

Be outta here in the morning.

- Tyler.

- Nope, fuck all that.

Yo.

Man, I know you ain't fall asleep that fast, man.

Yo.

Kev.

Holy shit.

- I'm so sorry, boys.

This would've happened to whoever answered that ad.

I don't have a choice.

It's the only way she'll let me sleep.

Just...

Let me...

Sleep.

- Sleep, child.

Sleep.

- Wow.

I can't believe they actually released that into theaters.

- You sure you don't want to see how it ends?

'Cause I mean, what if there's a twist?

What if it turns out that it's actually good?

- I know, I know, I'm sorry.

But the trailers looked so good.

I mean, how does that happen?

Especially tonight.

- It's okay, it's not your fault.

It's not like you made it or anything.

Now if you had,

this would be a completely different reaction.

- Yeah, but of all first date films,

this had to be the worst one I could've picked.

- See, I disagree with you there.

I think this is the best kind of first date film.

It's a conversational piece with endless opportunities

and I think we're gonna have a lot more fun

talking shit on this movie

than if we actually enjoy it.

It's more memorable now.

- Yes, I guess I can see that.

Well, thanks for letting me off the hook so easily.

- Sure, I'm your date, that's my job, right?

- But that just leaves us with one problem though.

- What's that?

- Hello, it's Halloween and I'm not scared.

I was supposed to be, but I got cheated.

We got cheated.

- Yeah, and I agree with you.

It's just I'm actually good with where

our resting heart rate is right now, so...

Thank you.

- Damn, what else can we do then?

Not something you would do on just a normal night.

We can't do normal, not tonight.

- We could get a pizza and just cover it with pineapple.

- Nice try but I want to do something

a bit more exciting.

- Moon bounce.

But where would we find one at this hour?

Stephanie.

Earth to Stephanie.

- I got it.

- Great, what is it?

- Oh, you're gonna love it.

- Oh, why do I think I won't?

So, is this what you locals usually do

with all the new guys in town?

Just take them out to the middle of nowhere

and try to do whatever it is we're doing?

- No, this is definitely not customary for around here.

You can ask anybody about that.

This doesn't happen.

- So, what are we doing exactly?

- Something scary for Halloween.

I told you, remember?

- I'm starting to think our ideas are fun

are slightly different.

- I never said fun.

Fun was implied though.

- All right.

You had me for a second there, that's a good one.

- Oh, that wasn't the one.

That wasn't even close.

This is the one.

Okay, history lesson for you.

I mean, you can't expect to become

a full-fledged member of the community

without knowing some of its colorful past, right?

And where else could you find

such a charming, intelligent, beautiful,

well-versed tour guide around this time of evening?

- This, this is a murder house.

- Hey, history is history.

Doesn't get to choose if it's a happy ending or not.

- Well yeah, that's true but

couldn't we have gone somewhere

with a little more inviting atmosphere?

Somewhere a little more date friendly?

- Sure, but it's Halloween. - Halloween, that's right.

Silly me.

Well, we came all the way out here so let's hear it.

No sense in making a wasted trip.

So, what happened?

What's the story?

- I thought you'd never ask.

Oh, wait.

Have to do this right.

My dad insist I be ready for every occasion.

Improvise campfire. - Okay.

- Go ahead, dig in.

So.

This house here.

The family who built it weren't the original

owners of the property, no.

There were people here long before them

who claimed the land was theirs first.

They were supposedly a strange group,

not very welcome among the people from town at all.

This had to be sometime during the '50s, I believe.

- What do you mean, strange?

- I don't know, I guess sort of gypsyish

or something like that.

Anyway, whatever it is they were into,

it wasn't very popular around these parts.

So the town got together

and forced them off the land.

That's when the trouble started.

A well-to-do family by the name of Martin

bought this property and built this house here

not too long afterwards.

And everything was fine for awhile,

until something really odd happened.

A scarecrow appeared.

Now, nobody's sure who put it here

or what its true purpose was,

but if you listen to some of

the old stories about this place,

they say it was the original landowners,

still living out here in the nearby woods,

trying to warn the family to leave

so they could claim what was theirs once again.

Well, Mr. Martin didn't spook so easily.

Once Mr. Martin removed the scarecrow,

his family members began to get sick

from some sort of consumption type illness

that slowly spread between them all.

Martin family was shunned by the rest of the town

in fear they would spread whatever illness

they were inflicted with.

This only lasted about a month or two

before one fateful night,

the Martins had their gruesome end

at the hands of Mr. Martin himself.

Then, after this gruesome act was committed,

he carried their bodies outside

and burned them in a mass grave

he had dug for the occasion.

- And Mr. Martin?

What happened to him, did he get caught?

- Yeah, after he killed himself horribly.

That's pretty much it.

- That's an intense story.

Appropriately creepy. - I know, right?

- Definitely a good way to cap off Halloween night.

So, take a bow.

- It's not capped off yet.

- What's that?

- Me just telling you the story

isn't scary. - Oh no, the story's fine.

Scary enough.

- Come on, we came all the way out here.

You gotta see it.

- See it, see what?

- The scarecrow, it's still here.

Damn it, where are they?

Yeah, once the county finished cleaning up Martin's mess,

the scarecrow appeared on the property again,

as if someone wanted everyone that passed by to see it.

Like another warning to anyone

who got the bright idea to move out here again.

Weird, huh?

- So, no one's lived here since then.

- Nope, not since the Martins.

Found them, I think these will work nicely.

Are you totally freaked out?

- No.

- You're so cute.

Come on, I think it's just up there.

- Holy shit.

Steph.

Stephanie!

Jesus.

- What are you up to?

- Steph, are you sure that nobody lived here?

Because I swear I saw--

- Oh my God, yes, come on.

- I saw, I saw someone up in the window.

I know I did.

- There's nobody up there.

- You're not even looking.

- That's because I found something a lot more interesting.

This is the reason why we're here.

It's kinda weird being face to face with it, isn't it?

Knowing this guy is sort of responsible

for the Martin massacre.

Here he is, after all this time.

Watching over everything like some sort of guard dog.

- Yeah, weird.

And definitely creepy.

Hey, do you want to get out of here

and maybe go do something else?

- Something else.

Like maybe go someplace where we can be alone?

- Yeah, that might be a good way to end the night.

- Sounds like the perfect way to finish off the night but...

Business before pleasure.

- What?

We came out here, we saw it.

What else is there for us to do?

- We're gonna solve the mystery, of course.

- What?

- We finally get to find out

what's so special about this scarecrow.

Why it's here, what's its purpose.

- Stephanie, don't.

Why is it smoking?

- What?

- Its sleeve, there's something coming

out of it like smoke or something.

- Nice try, you're not gonna get me.

- No, I'm serious.

- Yeah, so am I.

I want to get this thing off.

Oh my God.

Jeff.

I think this was a person.

- What?

Stephanie!

- Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff, help me.

- Don't move, stay where you are.

I said stop.

No, you don't get it, do you?

You just had to come out here, you just had to.

You knew the story about this place,

but you never stopped to think about

the actual danger of being out here.

Think about it, Steph.

Put it all together.

The scarecrow, the Martin family, the weird illness.

Mr. Martin didn't go insane.

He knew exactly what he was doing

when he murdered his family like that.

And that's not just some old hanging post.

It's a cross.

A goddamn gigantic cross

to keep this thing weakened.

Steph, look at me.

I said, look at me.

It's too late.

It bit you, you're infected the same way the Martins were.

I'm sorry.

I can't let this spread.

- This land belongs to us.

It's always belonged to us.

And now you belong to us.

- Mikey, I swear if you hit me with that sword again,

I will shove it up your pee hole.

- Sorry, Ashley, sorry.

- And stop using that voice thing.

It's weird, okay?

- Never.

- Mom, we are leaving in five minutes.

I'm pretty sure Mikey just lit the pumpkin,

which I told him not to do,

and we don't have any candy,

so you'll probably want to blow it out

and shut the lights off.

What?

- I can't believe you're using your father's bathroom.

- It was his.

Was, not anymore.

I should've moved my stuff in here months ago.

- And you are not wearing that outfit tonight.

You'll get the wrong kind of attention.

- Ew.

- What did you expect?

You've been frustrating for a year.

- Just like you.

- Did you hear me?

Go as a ghost.

Get a bed sheet or something.

Something with a little less waist.

- No.

I like the attention.

- Uh-huh.

Well, you're gonna get plenty of that

when you have an AIDS baby with that Clint scumbag

and you end up on Dr. Phil.

- AIDS baby.

- Jesus.

Mikey, let's go.

- Did you actually have to bring your little brother

to work on your last night?

- Yes, why?

- Does he always wear that mask?

- Oh my God, all the time.

Especially since last Halloween when Dad left.

- So, Clint's here.

- Hallelujah.

- Oh really, I thought you two were done.

- Well, he doesn't exactly know that.

But he has something of mine I have to have tonight.

He better have it.

- Ugh, I hate that whole give backs thing at the end.

It's so gross.

- Gotta get to work, see you in a bit.

- He has something of mine.

Bet he has something of yours.

- Goddamn it, Clint.

- Hey, baby.

How'd you know it was me?

- Because I could sense you.

- Where you been all night, baby?

I know, I've been looking for you.

- Did you bring my stuff?

- Yeah, baby.

Picked it up right where you said it'd be.

It's all ready.

I'm all ready.

- For what?

- I feel you.

We can talk about it later.

While we're fucking.

Right, baby?

Unless you're on your...

You can do other types of stuff.

- All right, closing time, boils and ghoulies.

If I don't know you, it's time to get out.

But still, thanks for skating Kingsway.

- Water.

- The fuck was that?

Is that Mikey?

- That Clint?

- Hey, Mikey.

Heard a lot about you, buddy.

- AIDS baby.

- Did he just say what the fuck I think he just said?

- Yes.

- The doors are locked and it's time to get wicked.

- What the fuck, Ash?

What the fuck, Mikey.

Hey, baby.

What was that all about?

- What, who?

- Don't give me that shit.

That guy you were flirting with.

- That's Pete, just some guy.

- Just some guy?

What's going on, Ash?

- I'll tell you what's going on for you tonight.

Nothing.

Who's that cowboy?

- Why, you want his phone number or something?

- Fuck you.

Mikey?

What are you doing in here?

Being in here all alone is weird, okay?

Come on.

- Don't leave us.

- Leave?

I'm not going...

What do you mean?

- Don't leave us.

- Mikey, I just can't with that thing.

Please put it down.

Why would you think I'm leaving?

- Oh sorry, I'm sorry.

- Hey!

- Fuck is this, huh?

I can't wait.

Oh, she's gonna have to, right, baby?

We're leaving tonight.

You're leaving?

You're leaving with her.

What the fuck?

- Yeah, Clint, not you.

Her.

Oh shit, Mikey, I'm sorry.

You'll be fine with Mom, I promise she'll,

she's getting better.

- Ashley?

Ashley.

- Run, Mikey, run!

- Take my keys.

Your suitcase is in the back.

Get Mikey, get outta here.

- Mikey!

Mikey!

Mikey!

Mikey!

Mikey!

Mikey!

Mikey!

Mikey!

- You thought you could just leave?

Sneak out with your suitcase like your father

was going to do?

- What?

- And leave me with Mikey?

Mikey the monster.

- No!

Mike, no!

- Mikey?

It's your mother.

You love Mommy.

- No!

- Things started out as rain throughout

the earlier day today, and now,

it's gotten much colder.

We saw freezing rain just as those

trick-or-treaters were hitting the streets.

Now, the snow really starting to pile up.

So kids, sadly, it looks like Halloween

is canceled this year.

Heavy snow on the way tonight.

Some spots could see up to 30,

maybe even 35 inches by the afternoon

Friday and into Saturday

when this is all said and over with as this system--

- Halloween has been canceled this year.

- Has not.

You're such a little turd.

- Nobody likes Halloween.

- Halloween is the best day of the year.

- Halloween is stupid.

- You're so annoying.

- You're stupid.

Only bad kids like Halloween.

- Guys, quit your fighting.

Ben, you know that this is John's favorite holiday,

so quit trying to ruin it for him.

Just play that game your dad got for you.

- It's called Volumes of Blood.

It's gruesome fun.

Thanks, Dad.

- Oh yeah, no problem, kiddo.

Anything for you.

- A trick-or-treater!

- Trick or treat.

- Happy Halloween.

- Christmas is better.

- Halloween is better.

- Sis, your kids are loud.

- I know you'd rather be at your lodge party tonight,

but we kinda like having you here.

And it's fun, like when we were kids on Halloween night.

- Yeah, too bad my costume is snowed in at my apartment.

- I think you look gruesome enough

without your costume, Auntie April.

- You kids are brats.

Hey, do you mind if I hop in the sauna?

- Yeah, there's towels up there.

Just watch out for the moving boxes.

Guys, time for bed, pronto.

You guys know you still

have school tomorrow.

- Where'd everybody go?

Back in my day, I would've still gone trick-or-treating.

A blizzard like this wouldn't have stopped me.

Kids these days.

Bunch of...

- Over here!

You can use this one.

- I'm going to bed, you coming?

- Yeah, I'll be right up.

- What's that?

- I found it on the front porch.

It looks like it's a gift from

one of our more involved neighbors.

- A Christmas gift on Halloween night?

People do anything to ruin the best day of the year.

- They're just trying to be nice.

Look, it says, "Spread the holiday cheer".

- You know what would cheer me up.

I'm gonna be cashing in all of my birthday coupons tonight.

- Well only if you keep that uniform on.

Maybe I'll even let you use that on me.

- Hot dog, don't be too long.

- I'm just gonna go check on April first.

See you soon, mister officer.

- Oh my God, Katie.

You scared me half to death.

- Since when did you become such a scaredy-cat?

I was just coming up to check on you.

- Well, I thought I saw something.

- Shadows, sis, shadows.

- Anyways, thanks for letting me crash here tonight.

I hope I didn't bum everyone out.

- Oh, we love having you here.

You're a big part of the reason why we moved up here.

- Well, I'm glad you did.

I'm gonna go to bed.

Love you.

Goodnight. - Night.

What are you doing in my house?

- Trick or treat.

- Candy.

- I don't have any candy.

- No candy?

- No candy.

- She must die.

- Okay Ben, it's time to go to bed.

You have school tomorrow.

- You've been a very good boy this year.

- What, are you spying on your kids again?

- Just doing dad stuff, you know the drill.

- You're such a weirdo.

- Do you know where Katie is?

She went to go check on you.

- Yeah, she scared the crap outta me in the sauna

for no reason at all.

- Okay, good to know.

Very nice.

- Whatever.

Alan, what the hell.

- Go to bed, this is the last time I'm gonna tell you.

- I need more good little kids like you

to help spread the holiday cheer.

I'm afraid Christmas is being forgotten.

All those naughty kids, they love their Halloween.

But I'm here to change all of that.

I'm not going to let Halloween

ruin all the good kids.

- Trick or treat.

- Ho ho ho!

- John?

Ben?

John, Ben!

Katie!

You guys got me good.

- Dad. - John?

- Come down and see me.

- Where are you?

- I want to go trick-or-treating.

- We can't go trick-or-treating.

Halloween is over.

Katie?

No, no, no, no, no.

- Halloween is never over.

- What's going on, John?

- Trick or treat.

- Quit saying that!

I don't have any damn candy.

- Dear Mom and Dad and Auntie April.

I've gone to the North Pole to work for Santa

and spread holiday cheer.

Don't be mad.

Love, Ben.

PS, John went trick-or-treating with his new friends.

- An all out manhunt is underway this evening

in Moro County to track down

convicted serial killer, Samuel LaCroix.

Better known by many as the Samhain Slasher

who was convicted last year

of murdering six people

and wounding another on Halloween night.

Police describe LaCroix as criminally insane

with a total lack of remorse for his crimes

and is to be considered armed and dangerous.

Sheriff John Higgins

of the Moro County Sheriff's Department

released a statement saying

as unstable as LaCroix is,

he was very capable in plotting his escape

on a routine transfer from the Arkansas State Hospital

and that it is not a question

of will the suspect kill again,

but the question of when.

The police are also asking

that all trick-or-treating be supervised by an adult

and that it is highly recommended

that you stay in your homes

and lock your doors after dark.

We will continue to update you on the situation

as it occurs throughout the evening.

We will now return you to your regularly scheduled...

- Please tell me if any of your genius friends

have any great ideas like,

let's have a seance or let's go to the cemetery

and go ghost hunting,

that you won't do anything like that.

I think,

would you look at me when I'm talking to you, please?

Thank you.

You know better than to do anything like that anyway,

but it's especially important

not to do it on Halloween.

They call it the Devil's Night for a reason.

- The Devil's Night was yesterday, Daddy.

Besides, I'm just going to Bela's.

We're gonna watch some movies.

- Where's your brother?

I haven't seen him since he got home from school.

- I don't know, he's probably with those weirdo friends.

- All right.

Well, have fun and please be careful.

And if you see your brother out,

tell him not to be home late.

- Okay, Daddy.

- Bela, I'm off.

I'm headed to Nancy's.

I'll be home early though.

There's a storm coming in tonight.

♪ Oh ♪

♪ 'Cause that's the way it feels ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Your life's in danger here ♪

♪ Curse of the werewolf ♪

- You scared me!

Look at this.

- You guys want to play?

- Seems like fun.

- Sure.

- Spirit, are you with us?

Are you a boy?

So you're a girl.

How old are you?

What's your name?

Mother.

- I have to go.

♪ Is it the killer in the crowds ♪

♪ And all the creepy casual passion that you shared ♪

- Were you doing that?

- No, I thought you were, so I just went with it.

- Well, that's weird.

- Storm's coming.

All right, party's over.

- Boo.

You sure you don't want me to stick around

until your mom gets here?

- No, I'm all right.

Go on and get outta here before it gets bad out there.

Hello?

Mom?

- Mary, no.

- Your darling Mary is begging for salvation

as she spends eternity in torment.

Take comfort in the fact that she is not alone.

Her mother is beside her,

aflame in precious torture.

- Bye, Daddy.

- Bye, sweetie.

Jacob?

- Oh, you're still here?

Oh, well that's unfortunate.

That's all the time I have for tonight's

Halloween Monster Marathon.

Tune in next time for more features

with more dead creatures.

Happy Halloween, my victims.

♪ In the shadows ♪

♪ Under your bed ♪

♪ Don't worry about the nightmare ♪

♪ It's making in your head ♪

♪ Tell me, baby ♪

♪ What makes you scared ♪

♪ Is it the killer in the crowds ♪

♪ And all the creepy casual passion that you shared ♪

♪ And the night flooded down ♪

♪ Trembled with you as you woke ♪

♪ Evil's touch, the kiss of death ♪

♪ It's Hallows' Eve ♪

♪ We'll give you hell ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ In your bedroom ♪

♪ Are you asleep ♪

♪ Soon will come the demons ♪

♪ For your soul to keep ♪

♪ Tell me, baby ♪

♪ Are you alone tonight ♪

♪ Is it a tremor or a terror ♪

♪ Or a tease touch of hollow in your eyes ♪

♪ And the night flooded down ♪

♪ Trembling as you woke ♪

♪ Evil's touch, the kiss of death ♪

♪ It's Hallows' Eve ♪

♪ We'll give you hell ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ In the shadows ♪

♪ Under your bed ♪

♪ Don't worry about the nightmares ♪

♪ Snaking through your head ♪

♪ Tell me, baby ♪

♪ What makes you scared ♪

♪ Is it the killer in the crowds ♪

♪ And all the creepy casual passion that you shared ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ And the night flooded down ♪

♪ Trembling as you woke ♪

♪ Evil's touch, the kiss of death ♪

♪ It's Hallows' Eve ♪

♪ We'll give you hell ♪

♪ Oh ♪