Original subtitles

Announcer:

"SOMEBODY WE WANT SOME .

SOMEBODY WE WANT SOME ."

Hilary: WE HEAR YOU'RE

Hilary: THERE'S SOME GRAFFITI.

Jud: SHOULD I TAKE OUT

Hilary: YEAH,

OK.

Mitch: AS LONG AS

Mitch: NO, MAN,

Mitch:

Jud:

Mitch: COME ON.

Hilary: FUCK ME

Hilary: OH, MY GOD,

Jud: THIS IS REALLY FUCKING

Hilary: WE JUST GOT HERE.

Hilary: I DON'T KNOW.

Jud: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Jud: COME ON,

Hilary: UGH!

Mitch: I CAN'T HELP IT!

Hilary: WELL, STOP IT!

Mitch: AND YOU

$50,000 A YEAR."

Jud: OH, MY GOD, DUDE.

Hilary: OH, MY GOD.

Jud: OH, DUDE, WASN'T THAT

Hilary:

Hilary: WHAT?

Hilary: THE WHAT?

Jud:

Mitch: JUD!

Mitch: JUD?

Mitch: WHAT? WHAT?

Mitch: I'M COMING, MAN.

MITCH?

Announcer:

I'M TED McKINSEY,

TED McKINSEY MADE SURE

THAT TED McKINSEY

AND TED McKINSEY SUED

CALL ME TED McKINSEY.

Announcer: TED McKINSEY

Kelly: KINDA EARLY THERE

Steve: WHAT?

Kelly: HOLY SHIT.

Steve: WHAT? THIS?

Steve: WE FOUND

Kelly: EXCUSE ME, SIR?

ONE--1, 2, 3, 4--

Kelly:

Sammy: THAT'S

Steve: OUR FRIEND DAN.

Sammy: HEY, DAN.

Kelly: SHIT!

Steve: HOW MUCH

Kelly: OH, MY GOD!

Steve: WHY ARE WE

Steve: I'M NOT HELPING HIM.

Kelly: NO. IT DOES NOT

Steve: STOP IT!

Steve: PICK UP THE BACKPACK

Kelly: THIS IS SO, SO COOL!

Steve: BUT WHY WOULD

Steve: WAIT A MINUTE.

Kelly:

Kelly:

Steve: DON'T TRIP.

Steve: HERE.

Announcer: YOU'RE STILL

Announcer:

SO THERE I WAS,

AT

Director:

Crew: UGH!

Josh: SURE. SURE.

Heather:

Heather: I NEED TO ASK

Heather: SIR, DO YOU FOR GOOD

Heather: SO, HAVE YOU EVER

Heather: GUYS,

Heather: I THINK THAT

Heather: OK,

OK?

Heather:

Heather: SHUT UP!

Heather: FUCK YOU!

Heather: LOOK...

OHH!

Josh: HEY, MIKE?

Heather: OK,

Josh: HMM? WHAT?

Mike:

Heather: IT'S NOT FUNNY.

Josh: HEY, HEATHER,

Heather: I'M SORRY.

Mike: MAYBE YOU SHOULD

Heather: FUCKETY FUCK FUCK!

Josh: GUYS, DIDN'T WE

Mike: I DON'T

Josh: WELL, YOU KNOW,

Heather: GUYS, WE ONLY

Heather: DO YOU THINK

OK.

Heather: GOOD NIGHT, MIKE.

Heather:

Josh: HEY, I FOUND

Heather: YOU FUCK!

Mike: WHATEVER.

Heather:

Announcer:

Woman: ♪ TODAY IS

Heather: HEY, HEY,

Heather:

SHIT.

Heather: HELLO.

Heather: HEY.

Josh:

Heather: WHERE THE FUCK

Heather: JESUS,

Heather: SO, HAVE YOU EVER

Heather: I WAS WONDERING

Heather: OK, BOYS--

Josh:

Mike: YEAH!

Mike:

Heather: THIS IS BEL-AIR--

UH, NO HABLO INGLéS.

Josh: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST,

Josh: HEY, BUDDY, MAN.

Heather: HEY, YOU GUYS

Mike, Josh: ♪ YOU MUST

Heather: WAIT. WHO IS THIS?

Josh: IT'S THE PLAYBOY

Heather:

Josh:

Josh: THIS PLACE

Josh: YO, GIVE ME

Heather: I CAN'T BELIEVE

Josh: THROW ME THE MAP,

Josh: OH, YEAH, ACTUALLY.

Josh: WHAT THE FUCK

I CAN'T BELIEVE

Mike: HEATHER'S

Mike: SHUT UP!

Mike:

Announcer:

Creepy kid: SO THEN I

YES.

Announcer: TONIGHT

OF 99.99.

Announcer: YOU'RE STILL

John: THAT'S WHAT WE'RE ABOUT

Double D, John:

John: HEY, HOLLYWOOD BUYS

All: AMEN.

Double D:

Double D: YEP.

ALL RIGHT, MAN,

Double D:

Double D: HELL, NO.

OK.

Double D:

Eugene:

Eugene: WHEW!

John:

Double D:

John: HEY, HEY, STOP, STOP.

Double D: IT'S TIGHT,

Double D: EXACTLY.

John:

Eugene: AAH!

Double D:

John: HEY, D, YOU SURE

Eugene: DOUBLE D,

Eugene: OH, SHIT!

Eugene:

Double D:

Eugene: HEY, COME ON!

Eugene: THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL

Eugene: FUCK THIS.

Voice: HOO!

Double D: THIS SHIT

Voice: HOO HOO!

Voice: HOOOO!

Man:

Announcer: YOU'RE NOW LOST

Voice: SO I SAID,

Announcer: TONIGHT

OF $600.