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Living in a small Texas town,
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a few things are guaranteed:
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someone nearby
will have chickens...
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George... Yeah?
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Go shoot
those chickens.
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Everyone will know
your business.
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You sure you want
to eat that?
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Why not?
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I heard your triglycerides
are through the roof.
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Who told you that?
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My brother plays poker
with your doctor.
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But on the brighter side,
in a small Texas town,
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people take care of each other.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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You know that
Veronica Duncan girl?
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- The one that Georgie likes?
- Yeah.
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I was thinking about having her
stay here for a couple days.
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- Is it Georgie's birthday or something?
- No.
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She's just having a rough time
at home.
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What's going on?
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Her mother's boyfriend has
a drinking problem,
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and... things have been
getting out of hand.
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You waited till I had a beer
to tell me
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- this story, didn't you?
- You always have a beer.
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So good news.
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We're gonna have a houseguest
for a couple days.
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Oh, not Aunt Ruth.
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Her beard is very scratchy.
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My sister doesn't have a beard.
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Did she shave it?
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It's not Aunt Ruth!
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It's Veronica Duncan.
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And while she's here,
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I expect y'all to be
on your best behavior.
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Why are you looking at me?
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Was I?
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Yeah, and you still are.
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Where is she going to sleep?
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She can have my room.
I'm fine on the couch.
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Thank you.
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Why is she staying
with us?
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Because she needs to be out
of her house for a few days.
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Why?
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Because her family
is dealing with
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some personal business.
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- What personal business?
- Well...
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I heard her mama's
boyfriend is a drunk.
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Where did you hear that?
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Mom told you outside
and I heard it.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
*YOUNG SHELDON*
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Season 02 Episode 20
Title: "A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross"
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Let's sweat!
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I plan on it, Richard.
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♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
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Hello?
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Did you know that word "hello"
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wasn't used as a greeting
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- until the invention of the telephone?
- Hi, John.
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To end a phone call,
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it was suggested to say,
"That is all."
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Is that all, John?
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No, I wanted to invite you
to dinner tomorrow night.
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Great. Where we going?
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I can't tell you that.
It's a surprise.
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You want to give me a clue
so I'll know how to dress?
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Well, dress as if you were going
to a Mexican restaurant.
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Oh, we're going to
Puerta Roja.
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I can't tell you that,
it would ruin the surprise.
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John, you do realize that
I'll be the one driving us there.
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Fine, we're going to Puerta Roja,
but everything else
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is a surprise.
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That is all!
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One more time!
Come on!
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Sorry, Axl.
You'll be back.
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♪ A clean up woman ♪
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♪ Is a woman who ♪
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♪ Gets all the love
we girls... ♪
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What are you doing?
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Documenting.
This may never happen again.
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♪ So much about her ♪
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♪ Is because she picked up ♪
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♪ A man of mine ♪
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♪ The clean up woman ♪
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♪ Will wipe his blues away ♪
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♪ She'll give him
plenty loving ♪
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♪ 24 hours a day ♪
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♪ The clean up woman... ♪
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What's in there?
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Don't open it.
But what's in there?
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Don't open it.
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♪ When you dump him
in the street... ♪
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Are you
wearing cologne?
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No.
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Georgie, I have
the olfactory
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senses of
a polar bear.
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They can smell a seal
through three feet of ice.
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Mind your business.
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He's exhibiting Zahavian
signaling theory.
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- Is that from Star Trek?
- No, biology.
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He's trying to communicate
his more desirable qualities
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in order to attract Veronica.
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Too bad he doesn't have
any desirable qualities.
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Be the Danza.
Be the Danza.
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- Be the Danza.
- What a doofus.
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Hey, there.
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Thank you for having
me, Mrs. Cooper.
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Hey, Veronica.
Let me take your bag. Hi.
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- Are you wearing Old Spice?
- Don't worry about it.
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Here, let me
show you around.
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Oh. O-Okay.
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Of course you remember
the living room,
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where we have
our prayer group.
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Oh, my Lord...
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And this is the dining room.
That's where we'll dine.
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But in the mornings,
we dine in the kitchen.
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Of course, if you'd
like a snack,
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that'd be in the
refrigerator or the pantry.
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You know, where
your snack foods would be.Sure.
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Washer, dryer.
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Plus, we got those
little sheets that smell nice
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and fight
static cling.
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And here's our
entertainment room.
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Hey, guys.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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We don't have cable,
but we do have
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all three major
broadcast networks.
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Here's the bathroom,
for hygiene and whatnot.
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And... here's where
you'll be sleeping.
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- Did I take your room?
- Yes,
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but I'll be
on the couch.
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Which is right near
the TV and the kitchen,
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so I'm peachy.
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Hello. I'm John Sturgis.
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We have a reservation.
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Follow me.
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Was a reservation
really necessary?
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I didn't want to take
any chances.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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I sit in that seat.
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You sit here.
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Oh, uh, okay.
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What's going on?
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Don't you remember?
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John, I don't even remember
where I just parked.
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I'm recreating our first date!
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The same restaurant,
the same table,
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the same jacket.
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Different eyelashes,
though, because
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they regenerate
every two to three months.
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Mine are the
same, actually.
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They're fake.
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I wanted this night
to be special
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because it's the one-year
anniversary of that date.
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Is that a thing that people
our age celebrate?
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No idea.
I've never been this age before.
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And I've never dated anyone
for a whole year.
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Well...
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Happy anniversary.
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Sorry for the mess.
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I emptied out this drawer
so you can put your stuff away.
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Where are
your clothes?
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I threw most of them out.
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You didn't have
to do that.
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It's okay.
They were old and full of holes.
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And it worked out great.
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I found some firecrackers
and a bag full of my baby teeth.
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Thank you.
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Oh. I also hung a cross
over the bed for you.
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It's just Popsicle sticks
and glitter. I glued it together
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in Sunday school
when I was a kid.
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Is-is it too much?
I can take it down.
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No, it's...
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it's really sweet.
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Why are you crying?
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Did Georgie bring up
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your unfortunate home life?
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Uh, no.
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Good. My mom said not to,
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so that you
would be comfortable.
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Thank you.
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Are you comfortable?
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And I remember
how cute you looked
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in your little pearl snap
shirt with your bolo tie.
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Well, I'd say it wasn't my first
rodeo, but it was.
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Thank you for
a wonderful year.
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- To many more.
- To many more.
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Which leads me
to the final surprise
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of the evening.
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What are you doing?
Hang on,
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I don't want
to spoil the surprise.
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Getting down on one knee,
it makes it pretty damn clear.
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Surprise!
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Connie, will you
do me the honor
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of being my wife?
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Oh, John, I don't know.
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How can you not know?
It's a binary decision.
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It's more complicated
th-than that.
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I don't see why.
We're compatible.
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I know.
We enjoy each other's company.
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I know.
And we've become extremely
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proficient in the bedroom.
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There's very little
wasted effort.
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John, sit back down
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and lower your voice.
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Little help?
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- Down is easier than up.
- Sure.
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Thank you, God, for this
food we're about to receive,
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and for the nourishment
of our bodies, and bless
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the hands that prepared it.
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And an extra special thank-you
for allowing us
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to share our home with
our friend Veronica.
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- Amen.
- GEORGE JR.: Oh, yeah.
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That's a big amen on that one.
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All right, everybody, dig in.
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Would you like a dinner roll?
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Mmm. Sure.
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I find it really
rounds out the meal.
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- Mom?
- Yes, honey?
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Do I have to sit downwind
of Georgie's cologne?
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So, Veronica, I understand
that you're a junior?
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Mm. Yes, sir.
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Do you have any plans
for after high school?
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I'm hoping for a
scholarship to Baylor
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so I can get
a teaching degree.
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Mm.
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I like kids.
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Really? Kids? Ugh.
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You're so tall and pretty,
you should be Vanna White.
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How can she be
Vanna White?
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Vanna White is Vanna White.
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Fine.
She can be Vanna Blue.
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See? This is the kind
of nonsense you have
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to deal with when
you're around kids.
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He does have a point.
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No. I-I love this.
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We never eat dinner
together at my house.
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You eat alone?
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Mostly. Yeah.
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Lucky duck.
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John...
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I've already been
married once.
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I wasn't really planning
on ever doing it again.
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Why not?
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I was somebody's wife
for a long time.
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I just like being...
Connie Tucker now.
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Not Mrs...
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somebody else's name.
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Well, what if I took your name?
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John Tucker, it sounds great.
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Like a football player
or an astronaut.
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You're missing the point.
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I just think it's important
for people to know
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that we're an official couple.
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We don't have to be married
for that.
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Buy a billboard,
take an ad out in the paper.
260
00:11:34,374 --> 00:11:37,397
I understand. Thank you.
261
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,632
Are we good?
262
00:11:41,866 --> 00:11:43,108
Yes.
263
00:11:45,124 --> 00:11:47,710
But if I should
pre-decease you...
264
00:11:49,662 --> 00:11:51,372
I want you to have the ring.
265
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,405
Fine. It'll be in the...
266
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:57,005
top right corner
of my dresser drawer.
267
00:11:57,093 --> 00:11:59,968
- Got it.
- Under my tube socks.
268
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,301
Veronica. Veronica.
269
00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:11,547
Come in.
270
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,020
Hey, Sheldon, what's up?
271
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,848
I printed out
my bathroom schedule.
272
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,843
I can't speak for anyone else
in this family,
273
00:12:17,931 --> 00:12:19,450
but you can count on it
being occupied
274
00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:21,140
during these times.
275
00:12:21,913 --> 00:12:22,981
Thank you.
276
00:12:23,069 --> 00:12:24,718
This is very helpful.
277
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,579
I know.
278
00:12:29,968 --> 00:12:31,411
Is there anything else?
279
00:12:31,499 --> 00:12:34,749
There is, but...
I'm not allowed to ask about it.
280
00:12:34,952 --> 00:12:37,020
Oh, it's okay.
You can ask me anything.
281
00:12:37,108 --> 00:12:38,989
Oh, good.
I don't like cats,
282
00:12:39,077 --> 00:12:40,856
but I share
their curious nature.
283
00:12:41,811 --> 00:12:42,969
What do you want to know?
284
00:12:43,171 --> 00:12:44,859
Your mom has
a boyfriend.
285
00:12:45,046 --> 00:12:46,147
Yeah.
286
00:12:46,249 --> 00:12:47,757
Where is your father?
287
00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:49,671
I don't know.
288
00:12:50,201 --> 00:12:51,591
Why do you not know?
289
00:12:51,679 --> 00:12:53,872
Well, he left
when I was really young
290
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,671
and I never
heard from him again.
291
00:12:55,795 --> 00:12:57,765
And why are you staying here?
292
00:12:58,233 --> 00:13:00,632
My mom's boyfriend
isn't very nice.
293
00:13:00,819 --> 00:13:03,733
I understand.
My sister isn't very nice.
294
00:13:04,265 --> 00:13:05,512
So you get it?
295
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,265
I do, thank you.
296
00:13:07,452 --> 00:13:09,606
Okay, well,
talk to you later.
297
00:13:09,694 --> 00:13:11,942
But not between
7:00 and 7:12.
298
00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:15,022
Yup, I see it right here.
299
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:25,864
So... how about
300
00:13:25,952 --> 00:13:28,467
I make us a pot of tea
and we'll get cozy?
301
00:13:28,554 --> 00:13:29,997
Sure, sounds good.
302
00:13:30,085 --> 00:13:32,788
Just make yourself comfy,
I-I'll be right back.
303
00:13:36,736 --> 00:13:38,085
Mint tea?
304
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:41,264
Or would you like to go crazy
and have a little hibiscus?
305
00:13:51,751 --> 00:13:53,280
Ah, damn it.
306
00:13:53,535 --> 00:13:55,145
Buddy,
they let you out?
307
00:13:55,233 --> 00:13:57,225
Yeah, but
they let Charles in.
308
00:13:57,491 --> 00:13:59,507
Hey, can I join you?
309
00:13:59,757 --> 00:14:01,140
Sure.
310
00:14:01,679 --> 00:14:03,075
What you watching?
311
00:14:03,163 --> 00:14:04,708
Charles in Charge.
312
00:14:04,796 --> 00:14:07,468
It's kind of like
Who's the Boss? but with Chachi.
313
00:14:07,804 --> 00:14:10,247
They should have called it
Chachi in Charge.
314
00:14:10,335 --> 00:14:12,437
Cha-Chi in Charge.
315
00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,804
That's three cha's. I like it.
316
00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:18,647
Georgie, you're so funny.
317
00:14:19,195 --> 00:14:20,372
Really?
318
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,187
Not everybody gets me.
319
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:24,305
I get you.
320
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:35,631
Uh-oh.
321
00:14:37,890 --> 00:14:40,987
Oh, Mom. If you're sleeping
with the man,
322
00:14:41,090 --> 00:14:42,409
you should be married to him.
323
00:14:42,497 --> 00:14:43,635
Why do I come here?
324
00:14:43,723 --> 00:14:46,120
I got to find
a cooler chick to talk to.
325
00:14:46,688 --> 00:14:48,065
You know I'm right.
326
00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:49,315
I know no such thing.
327
00:14:49,405 --> 00:14:50,886
It's my life,
I don't have to do
328
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,464
anything 'cause
I'm "supposed to."
329
00:14:52,552 --> 00:14:54,253
I do it because I want to,
and right now,
330
00:14:54,341 --> 00:14:56,125
I don't want to,
end of story.
331
00:14:56,213 --> 00:14:58,303
- Good morning.
- Can I get you some breakfast, honey?
332
00:14:58,390 --> 00:14:59,846
Yes, please.
333
00:15:00,814 --> 00:15:03,526
How was your anniversary date
with Dr. Sturgis?
334
00:15:03,614 --> 00:15:04,674
You knew about that?
335
00:15:04,762 --> 00:15:07,112
Yes. So you knew
he was gonna propose?
336
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,246
Propose?
No, that's wonderful.
337
00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:11,854
Although, it's a little
disconcerting he didn't tell me.
338
00:15:11,942 --> 00:15:13,690
I thought we were
closer than that.
339
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,143
Well, we're not
getting married any time soon.
340
00:15:16,266 --> 00:15:19,051
You should. You're old;
you don't have many years left.
341
00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:22,198
I really need to meet
a whole new group of people.
342
00:15:26,029 --> 00:15:27,509
Hey, what you doin'?
343
00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:30,364
Helping your mom with laundry.
344
00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:32,596
Oh, yeah.
That's usually my job.
345
00:15:37,572 --> 00:15:40,987
Uh, maybe when you're done,
we can go down to the mall
346
00:15:41,075 --> 00:15:42,339
and hang out.
347
00:15:42,427 --> 00:15:45,268
Oh, I promised your sister I'd
take her out for some girl time.
348
00:15:45,448 --> 00:15:47,450
Maybe I can come along.
349
00:15:47,818 --> 00:15:49,854
Then it wouldn't be girl time.
350
00:15:49,945 --> 00:15:52,034
No, not entirely,
but it would be mostly.
351
00:15:52,129 --> 00:15:53,737
Take a hint, dummy.
352
00:16:05,823 --> 00:16:07,174
Greetings.
353
00:16:07,262 --> 00:16:09,432
You've reached Dr. John Sturgis.
354
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,964
Leave a message
and I'll be in touch.
355
00:16:12,052 --> 00:16:13,357
Thank you very much.
356
00:16:13,611 --> 00:16:15,613
Hey, that rhymed.
357
00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:20,186
John,
I know you're there, pick up.
358
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:25,772
If you don't pick up,
I'm gonna get really mad.
359
00:16:28,871 --> 00:16:31,100
I'm getting really mad.
360
00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:37,475
Call me back.
361
00:16:55,521 --> 00:16:59,092
Sorry, I know this isn't
the most fun thing in the world.
362
00:16:59,180 --> 00:17:00,475
I was happy just riding
363
00:17:00,563 --> 00:17:01,936
in the front seat of your car.
364
00:17:02,031 --> 00:17:05,177
♪ Oh, yeah... ♪
365
00:17:06,097 --> 00:17:07,373
You probably hear this a lot,
366
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,028
but you're, like,
princess pretty.
367
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:10,959
Oh. I don't know
about that.
368
00:17:11,047 --> 00:17:13,789
But you are definitely
princess material.
369
00:17:13,952 --> 00:17:15,637
Well, until I'm allowed
to wear makeup,
370
00:17:15,725 --> 00:17:17,389
this is as hot as I get.
371
00:17:17,991 --> 00:17:19,419
You don't need
makeup.
372
00:17:19,741 --> 00:17:22,616
I hope you're right.
Mom says I have to wait till I'm 16.
373
00:17:22,704 --> 00:17:25,717
Mm. That'll get here
sooner than you think.
374
00:17:25,821 --> 00:17:27,334
Sure doesn't feel like it.
375
00:17:29,444 --> 00:17:30,936
Don't be in a rush.
376
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,537
Honestly...
377
00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:35,467
- I'd rather be your age again.
- Really?
378
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,655
Yeah.
379
00:17:36,743 --> 00:17:38,702
Being a grown-up is, uh...
380
00:17:39,186 --> 00:17:40,412
complicated.
381
00:17:40,595 --> 00:17:43,186
Maybe, if we make
a wish at the same time
382
00:17:43,274 --> 00:17:44,623
we could switch places.
383
00:17:44,879 --> 00:17:46,924
- You think?
- It's worth a try.
384
00:17:47,998 --> 00:17:49,405
Okay.
385
00:17:49,647 --> 00:17:50,873
What do we need to do?
386
00:17:50,961 --> 00:17:53,539
We close our eyes
and at the exact same time say,
387
00:17:53,627 --> 00:17:55,672
"I wish I could switch places."
388
00:17:56,069 --> 00:17:57,239
Ready?
389
00:17:57,467 --> 00:18:00,514
One... two... three.
390
00:18:00,602 --> 00:18:03,082
- I wish I could switch places.
- I wish I could switch places.
391
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,381
♪ I'll tell you
what we need to do... ♪
392
00:18:08,662 --> 00:18:09,803
Well?
393
00:18:09,891 --> 00:18:11,980
I'm still here. You?
394
00:18:12,068 --> 00:18:14,272
Same. That's too bad.
395
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,975
I really wanted to drive home.
396
00:18:17,525 --> 00:18:19,397
- Can I anyway?
- Sure.
397
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:21,498
- Really?
- No.
398
00:18:22,778 --> 00:18:24,387
♪ Hey! ♪
399
00:18:24,887 --> 00:18:26,660
Please, can
we keep her?
400
00:18:26,748 --> 00:18:28,364
No, we cannot keep her.
401
00:18:28,452 --> 00:18:30,067
We don't have a dog
'cause of Sheldon,
402
00:18:30,155 --> 00:18:31,567
why can't I have Veronica?
403
00:18:31,692 --> 00:18:33,879
I'm not participating
in this conversation.
404
00:18:33,967 --> 00:18:35,862
We could give Sheldon
to Veronica's mom.
405
00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:37,018
Like a trade.
406
00:18:37,105 --> 00:18:38,488
I'll get it, Mrs. Cooper.
407
00:18:38,602 --> 00:18:41,191
Look how helpful she is.
Come on!
408
00:18:41,279 --> 00:18:42,541
Out.
409
00:18:46,271 --> 00:18:47,533
What do you want?
410
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,639
Grab your stuff, your
mama wants you home.
411
00:18:50,074 --> 00:18:52,512
Yeah, well, when she wants me
412
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,341
to come home,
she can call me.
413
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,058
Damn it, Veronica.
414
00:18:56,254 --> 00:18:57,604
I'm in no mood.
415
00:18:58,176 --> 00:18:59,379
What's going on?
416
00:18:59,467 --> 00:19:00,729
I'm taking her home.
417
00:19:00,867 --> 00:19:02,676
She's not going
anywhere with you.
418
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,512
- What'd you say?
- Clint, stop.
419
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,465
You mind
putting down my kid?
420
00:19:09,535 --> 00:19:11,551
We were just playing around.
421
00:19:12,574 --> 00:19:14,838
This is my mom's
boyfriend, Clint.
422
00:19:15,931 --> 00:19:18,043
Hello, Clint.
What can we do for you?
423
00:19:18,169 --> 00:19:20,040
I'm here to
pick up Veronica.
424
00:19:20,738 --> 00:19:21,902
Come on.
425
00:19:22,063 --> 00:19:23,760
You want to go with this man?
426
00:19:24,761 --> 00:19:26,184
No, sir.
427
00:19:27,176 --> 00:19:28,566
You heard her.
428
00:19:29,331 --> 00:19:31,201
Thanks for stopping by.
429
00:19:31,981 --> 00:19:33,857
You really want to mess with me?
430
00:19:34,770 --> 00:19:35,859
Sure.
431
00:19:35,946 --> 00:19:37,434
Why not?
432
00:19:39,735 --> 00:19:41,693
What's going on out there?
433
00:19:41,842 --> 00:19:44,207
You might want
to call the police. Why?
434
00:19:44,379 --> 00:19:46,785
There's a bum
sleeping on our front porch.
435
00:20:00,225 --> 00:20:01,444
What's this?
436
00:20:01,532 --> 00:20:04,043
"Connie Tucker
is proud to announce
437
00:20:04,185 --> 00:20:07,895
"that she is sweet
on Dr. John Sturgis and they are
438
00:20:07,983 --> 00:20:11,379
officially a romantic couple."
439
00:20:11,499 --> 00:20:13,298
Oh, boy!
440
00:20:14,759 --> 00:20:16,626
I'm back in business!
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