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What the fuck? What the fuck?
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Stop, stop, stop, stop,
what the fuck you doing?
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Sorry, I thought
you were garbage.
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- What the fuck, Kev?
- You're late.
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You wanna tell me
why I just woke up
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with all my shit in the street
and my key missing?
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Sure, it's because
you don't pay rent
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and I'm sick of finding you
drunk and passed out on my floor.
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- I work to pay off that rent.
- I'm sorry, you what?
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- I unclog the shitter.
- I unclog the shitter.
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- I fixed this loose door thing over here.
- Oh, yeah. This door?
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I sweep, I clean--
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No, no, you pretend to sweep
while you steal my fucking booze!
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I what?
I've never stolen...
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Prove it,
prove that I steal your booze.
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- All right, yeah.
- I don't steal.
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No, not on fire.
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You know why because
you drank my booze
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and you replaced it
with water.
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I'm your fucking brother,
man.
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No. No, you're a thief,
and a liar, and a drunk,
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and a fucking embarrassment,
Owen.
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Still.
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You can drag your mattress into
the boiler room and live there.
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I can what?
I can drag, into the...
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Ooh, I am a human.
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You can't just banish me
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like I'm some hunchy-back
franken monster,
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throw him into the bell tower,
wrap him in chains
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and drop him to the bottom
of the, of the, the, the...
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I'm not dungeon garbage!
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You know, if the government
of humane whatever
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came by here and I was a dog,
they would arrest you.
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You got a better offer,
take it.
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What if I just jumped over there and
took my key back, how about that?
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- How about that?
- Bet it's in your pocket right now.
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It is, it's right here
in my pocket.
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OK, well I could
just jump over this bar
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give you a little side to side,
put you in one of these guys,
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I could go out, get my stuff,
with my key,
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go back up and put my stuff
in your apartment with the key.
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Yep, totally possible.
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- Yeah, it's totally possible.
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, shit.
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Hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Hey, you all right?
Are you all right?
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Hey, do you know who this is?
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Oh, come on.
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Five bucks.
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'Cause why should I
get a break?
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Paulie! Oh, fuck me.
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Paulie!
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Oh, goddammit.
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Paulie, one of your hookers
has OD'd in my bathroom again.
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Well, call 911.
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I'm not paying
for another ambulance,
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get someone to drive her.
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No...
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Fuck.
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- Name?
- Prime Minister Chuto.
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- OK, we're done here.
- Where the fuck are my things?
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Oh, you mean your
vomit soaked dress?
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- We threw it out.
- What about my underwear?
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You weren't wearing any.
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What the fuck am I
supposed to wear home?
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Let a smile be your umbrella.
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Fucking umbrella!
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Oh, yeah, I bet you it fucking
turns you on doesn't it?
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Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
You wanna fuck this?
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You wanna fuck...
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♪ Stanky pussy ♪
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♪ Lay it on me, mama ♪
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♪ Pussy stank
but so do marijuana ♪
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You're fired.
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- What?!
- Yeah, you're unmanageable.
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I mean, I can't deal
with it anymore.
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If you're not fucking up then
you're fucked up on pills or--
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You give me those pills.
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Some pills,
it's called moderation.
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All right, see this is
what I'm talking about.
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I let you squat at my place,
I give you my meds
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and what do I get in return?
Nothing but disrespect.
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- Come on, Cerebral--
- See, right there, that's what I'm talking about.
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This whole cerebral shit.
That's disrespectful to my face.
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Cerebral Paulie
is an endearing name.
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No, no, calling me Cerebral
Paulie is not endearing.
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I... I was the victim
of a drunk driving accident.
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- You were the drunk driver.
- Still a victim.
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- Paulie.
- Paul.
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- I'll make it up to you.
- Well, how you gonna do that?
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'Cause you and your pussy
are worthless.
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Yeah, my Blockbuster
membership card
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is worth more than
your pussy.
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Negroni.
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Come on.
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You're firing me
and keeping her.
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Chablis, yeah.
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'Cause she doesn't
vomit all over me.
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- Well--
- As much.
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Fucking help me.
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Fuck!
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Oh, fuck.
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Goddammit it.
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- What?
- Um, no, nothing I--
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What the fuck, man?
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- Hey, hey I'm--
- What the fuck do you want?
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You need money, right?
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I have some money
if you... if you need it.
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Really?
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That is like the sweetest--
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I was thinking, like,
a hand job.
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Yeah...
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Hmm.
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The fuck is with your hand?
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- What do you mean?
- Why... Why's it so rough?
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It's like burlap.
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I fell in some gravel
a while back,
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it got cut to shit.
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Are you bleeding?
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Relax, man.
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You're not gonna get
AIDS from my hand.
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Oh, phew. Now I feel so much better.
Thanks, Dr. Hooker.
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OK, your dick isn't
going inside me stupid.
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How do you think you're gonna get
AIDS, from a scab on my hand?
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Well, maybe from
the cut on my dick.
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Yeah, I tripped down some steps
last week, caught it on a nail.
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Now, who's a stupid?
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Well, I don't have AIDS.
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I don't have AIDS either.
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- Let me use my other hand.
- Yeah, you should do that.
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OK.
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Yeah,
you like that better?
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No.
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Yeah, I fucking passed out
on my hand last night,
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it fucking kills.
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OK...
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OK. Go back to the other one.
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OK.
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- You wanna play with my balls?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, you want that?
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OK, maybe,
don't do that for a bit.
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OK. OK, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh.
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OK, you know what?
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Whoo, yeah, that's...
OK, we're done.
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- Really, you're done?
- Oh, yeah, are you kidding?
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You just stroked a dick,
balls lifted up,
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carried the jizz right out
the dickie hole, A-plus.
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Are you faking?
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No, I'm not... I'm not...
no, no, no, I'm--
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- Nope.
- Hey, 'cause where is, hm?
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Where... where's the guck?
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Yeah, I'm telling you,
what happened,
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it was so hot
that it just like...
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- it turned into air.
- You're fucking faking!
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You're such a fucking sissy!
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Yeah, you know what, I am
faking, because you're the worst
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five-dollar hand job whore
five dollars ever bought.
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That is why your pimp fired you
'cause you're bad at your job.
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All right,
then five fuck you.
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Just give me my fucking,
fucking five dollars and fuck off.
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What five bucks?
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What are you gonna do,
hooker without a pimp?
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Frontier justice bitch.
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I have your
money, I have your money,
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I have your money, I have your
money, I have your money.
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- I don't have your money.
- What?!
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Listen, this is why you need
to get the money upfront,
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don't you know anything?
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
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Wait, wait you need
a place to stay, right?
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I might know a place.
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So...
So, where you from?
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- Really?
- Well, I don't know, fuck.
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I can't sleep, tell me a
story, lie to me, something.
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OK. Once upon a time,
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there was an asshole douchebag
named Fuckface.
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- OK, fuck you.
- Oh, no, fuck you.
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Brockville.
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- What?
- I am from Brockville.
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- So, I'm from here.
- So, you wanted me to tell you something,
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- I'm telling you something.
- I meant something good,
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- not something stupid.
- You asked me, you fuck face.
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- You fuck face, you.
- Oh, fuck you.
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So, how long
you been a whore?
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About nine years,
ever since I moved to the city.
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- How's that going for you?
- Yeah, says the guy
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who's sleeping in
the Freddy Kreuger room.
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- You should quit.
- Oh, that's sweet.
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Being that you're the worst.
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Yeah, you're the worst
John I ever had.
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You're like a little
fucking baby.
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Ow, my penis, my little,
little penis.
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Nine years, you'd be way better
at hand jobs by now.
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- OK, dick scab.
- Three months... If you said three months to me,
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I'd be like,
"Oh, yeah, three months.
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- OK.
- That's a three month hand job tops.
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- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
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Oh, what the...
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You smoked all my cigarettes?
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Oh, you mean the butts
that you found outside
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and put into a can?
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Gee, if only there was a way
we could find more.
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Jesus fuck!
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Quit whining and do something!
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Do you have family
in Brockville or...?
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Yeah, just a grandma.
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She has this big house
outside the city.
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What like a house-house?
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No, like a,
like a fucking doll house.
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Yes, a house-house,
it has a yard,
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two floors,
it's all moldy and rotting.
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They're probably gonna tear it
down, put her into a home,
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she's this crazy
hoarding cat lady.
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You...
you have no other family?
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No, my family
was burned alive--
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I'll fucking fix up
that house.
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- You can't fix shit.
- I can, too, I'm handy.
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I did this whole bar.
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Did what?
Hit it with a hammer?
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Look, I can fix up
your cat lady house
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and make it look livable.
What can you do?
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Uh, things that are
actually true in real life.
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Let me paint you
a picture, OK.
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This city sucks and it blows
and it's holding us up,
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and it's punching us
in the face like this.
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- And?
- And, it's turning you
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into a shitty junkie hooker
who sucks,
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and me into, you know,
like, a cool guy,
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who's hit a bit
of a rough patch.
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A drunk, do nothing,
shit for brains
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- who lives in a monster cave?
- My point is
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that we can
get the fuck of here.
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We can go Brockville,
I can fix up your house
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and we can live in it.
New start.
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I'm not living with you.
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I can barely stand
looking at you.
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You said two floors, right?
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Lacie.
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Owen.
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Your plan's
pretty stupid, Owen.
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- Your face is pretty stupid.
- Eat a dick.
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00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:50,154
- Eat a dick.
- You eat a dick, you.
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So, how we getting there?
243
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:07,438
♪ I met you at the door ♪
244
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,107
Forty-nine bucks.
245
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,975
OK. OK, that's not so bad.
246
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:13,912
- Each.
- Fuck. Fuck.
247
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:14,913
That's like 90 bucks.
248
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,247
- Ninety-eight.
- Nerd.
249
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,684
- OK, dick.
- OK, OK, 98 bucks.
250
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,619
We can do that,
that's doable.
251
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,155
Can do, can be done.
252
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,435
You look like
a serial killer.
253
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,937
You look like
a mental patient.
254
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,204
You spelt Brockville wrong.
255
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,940
Yeah, on purpose,
it's a joke,
256
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,441
it's a hilarious word joke.
257
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,076
It's stupid
and you're stupid
258
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,444
and everyone thinks
you're retarded.
259
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,079
Well, everyone thinks
you are a crazy whore,
260
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,281
because you're a crazy whore.
261
00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,091
We are going
to do this my way.
262
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,994
I'm in charge, you are the drunk
do nothing fuck up.
263
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,263
I am the hustler,
we're doing this my way.
264
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:08,132
What is your way? We're gonna fuck
the cars into stopping for us?
265
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,467
No.
266
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,303
No.
267
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,205
You know that thing, Christians,
they wanna help the needy.
268
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:17,008
- Yeah.
- We gotta take advantage of that.
269
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,409
We gotta look more needy.
270
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,445
What is more needy
that no pants?
271
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:23,348
Injured, no pants.
272
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,119
Help me, my leg!
I need to get to a hospital!
273
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,288
- In Brockville.
- In Brockville.
274
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,156
Help this crazy whore
who hurt her leg
275
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,292
and needs to get to
a hospital in Brockville.
276
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,260
Oh, fuck, dude,
say I'm your wife or something.
277
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,296
Oh, come... that's...
We're going for believable.
278
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:41,065
Well, don't say whore.
People don't stop for whores.
279
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,267
People stop for whores all the
time, that's the whole busi...
280
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,703
Oh, my God, you've never
fucked a John who had a car.
281
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,275
Shut up, do your job.
282
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,344
Help... Hey, hey!
283
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,279
My disgusting aunty
broke her leg.
284
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:58,249
- Oh, fuck you.
- Just stay in character.
285
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:02,320
Hey, help!
She's so gross, help!
286
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,488
You know what,
just be a man.
287
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,256
Get out there
and stop that car!
288
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,158
- OK, I'll do it, OK.
- Make 'em stop.
289
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,695
OK, OK, OK.
290
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,767
Motherfucker,
not cool, man!
291
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:21,439
OK, now you go.
292
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,741
- What, like, in the road?
- Yeah, in the road.
293
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,510
Fuck that,
I'll get hit by a car.
294
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,678
No, no, no,
they're gonna stop for you now
295
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,348
- because I'm actually injured.
- So what?
296
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,250
Are you saying
that I'm a shitty actor?
297
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:35,420
OK, yeah, Brando,
show me what you got?
298
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:43,461
Subtle, I'm playing it
very subtle.
299
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:44,762
Hey, hey, hey!
300
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,265
This ugly hobo
got hit by a car.
301
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,133
He got hit by a car.
302
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:50,468
Ha!
303
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:53,171
Are you all right miss?
304
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,073
Yeah, yeah.
Where you headed?
305
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,208
- Agua Valley.
- Are you going through Brockville?
306
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,777
- Can do.
- Perfect.
307
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:11,722
♪ Told you I heard you
cry those animals ♪
308
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,692
♪ Back in your eye lids ♪
309
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,396
Well, that didn't work.
310
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,498
Oh, look what the world
barfed back up!
311
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:24,435
- Motherfucker tried to rob me. I showed him.
- What you beat him up?
312
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,704
- No, I just didn't have anything.
- Oh, you did show him.
313
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,474
Then, guy throws me
out of the car to the gravel,
314
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,609
again with the fucking gravel.
Look at my face,
315
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,412
it's all fucking chafed.
Yeah, and then I go back
316
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,314
to where I left you
and guess what? You're gone.
317
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:41,185
Vamoosh. I had to walk all the
way back here by myself, asshole.
318
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:45,323
First of all, you left me,
you backwards country dick.
319
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,226
Secondly, it's vamoose,
not vamoosh.
320
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,627
Vamoosh is not a thing.
321
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,363
Thirdly, I'm glad
your skin is chafey,
322
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,432
now you know
how my dick feels.
323
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,701
It looks like you gave
a hand job to your own face.
324
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:59,737
What the fuck? Can we just, um,
slow down for a minute here.
325
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,440
Um...
326
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,245
What the fuck, guys?
327
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,813
My grandma's got a crazy,
cat lady house in Brockville.
328
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,615
Yeah, I'm gonna fix it up,
we're both gonna live there.
329
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,316
- I call top floor.
- We're gonna get the fuck out
330
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,385
- of this fucking city for good.
- Fuck out of this, yes.
331
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:17,221
- Fucking new start.
- But, somebody, I don't wanna say who,
332
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:19,190
but she smells
like vomit and radishes,
333
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,392
- bailed and fucked up the plan.
- I didn't fuck up shit.
334
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,161
You're the fuck up.
I make shit happen.
335
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,663
- You made me get hit by a car.
- You made you get hit by a car.
336
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,698
So, now we need
98 bucks for bus fare.
337
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,234
- Yeah, can we borrow 98 bucks?
- Ah, don't sit there.
338
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,703
- Why, what's wrong?
- You're not wearing pants.
339
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:35,873
Oh, you noticed.
340
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,708
OK,
can I just say something?
341
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,511
Um,
you will never have $98.
342
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,581
If you magically
managed to make two dollars,
343
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,249
you would immediately
drink it away
344
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,185
and be left with zero dollars.
345
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,753
What kind of drink
can you buy with two dollars.
346
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,422
Grain, Ides, T-Bird,
Night Train, Ripple,
347
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,891
Two Buck Chuck. Ooh,
yeah I'd probably get that Two Buck Chuck.
348
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:57,495
But the most fucked up part of
your whole stupid fucking plan,
349
00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:01,199
is in order for it to work, you would
actually have to help somebody else.
350
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,801
Be part of team.
Be relied on for shit.
351
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,904
And that,
that's science fiction.
352
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:10,775
In fact, I am so sure this isn't
gonna happen, I'll you what.
353
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:14,212
For every dollar you two
mamo's make, I'll match it.
354
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:18,349
What? Oh, that is a deal.
That is a deal.
355
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,984
Gentleman's agreement
that I want in writing.
356
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,652
Sorry,
what's this bullshit?
357
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,321
Now, we only have to make
half as much.
358
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,922
What? That makes it,
like, twice as easy.
359
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,924
Hey, Rummy,
you heard this right?
360
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:31,862
Yeah, Kevin's gonna build a house
for all the cats to live in.
361
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:35,299
- Witness.
- Hmm, yeah.
362
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:36,867
Oh, I'm gonna make you
regret that napkin.
363
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,270
I'm gonna make you
fuck that napkin.
364
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,272
- Prepare to get fucked, buddy.
- OK, I will prepare for that.
365
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:43,374
You do that 'cause
we're gonna fuck you.
366
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,543
Yeah, we're gonna fuck you right
where you live, right in your bar.
367
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,923
Maybe...
368
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,892
Bicycle!
369
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,731
You're just saying things you
see, I can do that, too.
370
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:09,533
Fire hydrant. Muffler.
371
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,435
Awesome.
372
00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:16,974
Yeah, this is a flimsy one.
373
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,343
OK. OK, you stay
on lookout, all right?
374
00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:21,345
Mm-hmm.
375
00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:22,613
Excuse me!
376
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,382
- Person.
- Excuse me.
377
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:25,850
I don't even know
what you're talking about, so...
378
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:26,984
Are you trying
to steal a bike?
379
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,686
Ah, I'm out for
a Sunday stroll.
380
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,955
- It's Tuesday.
- Nerd.
381
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,590
All right, you know what?
I'm gonna have to
382
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:33,991
ask you and your girlfriend
to leave.
383
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,526
I am not his girlfriend.
384
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,528
Whatever, you're trespassing.
385
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:38,929
How do you know
that we're not students here?
386
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,565
- Are you students?
- Yes.
387
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:43,567
What are you studying?
388
00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:45,569
- School finance repair.
- Art.
389
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:47,805
So, what's with the hack saw?
390
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,574
I'm fixing my deck.
391
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:54,412
- You have a deck?
- I don't care for your tone.
392
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:55,746
Yes, I have a deck.
393
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:58,516
It is attached to my
house on the beach,
394
00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:02,053
which is where we were
strolling to, to the beach.
395
00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:03,587
You live in The Beeches
396
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:05,323
and you're gonna
walk there from here?
397
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,791
The beach, actually.
398
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,392
That's what you call it
when you live there.
399
00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:10,328
You call it the beach,
that's how I know
400
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:11,896
you're not from there 'cause you
just called it The Beeches,
401
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,798
so, you wouldn't know,
402
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,667
you wouldn't know
where my deck is at.
403
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:25,509
Is she supposed to go in there?
404
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:31,082
- I gave you the cue.
- You ran away!
405
00:22:31,084 --> 00:22:32,616
That was the cue!
406
00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:35,720
- Running away was the cue?
- Person.
407
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:36,954
You are the worst
at everything.
408
00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:39,023
How's that bike lock coming?
409
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,359
It's coming.
410
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:43,527
- Person.
- Ah, fuck this bike lock!
411
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,763
Goddammit, it's like black
kryptonite, it's impossible.
412
00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:47,565
Well, maybe if you
didn't have booze muscles.
413
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:48,999
They should make the
whole bike out of this stuff
414
00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:51,736
and then that way bike theft
would cease to exist.
415
00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:54,638
You'd still have
to lock the bike.
416
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,374
I know,
I knew it when I said it
417
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,776
that it was stupid...
I'm just saying, you know,
418
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,978
it'd be easier for me to
actually saw through the bike
419
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,914
than it would be for me
to saw through the, the...
420
00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:08,586
Forty-nine bucks.
421
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:11,522
First of all, you stole this.
422
00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:12,923
Forty-eight bucks.
423
00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:14,892
Second of all, it's useless.
424
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,894
This shit is ten-speed man.
425
00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:19,864
Six bucks.
426
00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:23,434
Was a 10 speed, now it's just a
bunch of metal and rubber.
427
00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:24,802
Oh, what, come on.
428
00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:26,704
No, look, this,
there's still, like,
429
00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:27,872
six, seven speeds in here.
430
00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:29,473
Forty-nine bucks and a hand job.
431
00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:31,709
I'll give you a hand job,
let's go.
432
00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:34,645
Please leave my store.
433
00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:44,155
Hey, Kev,
can I have a drink, man?
434
00:23:44,157 --> 00:23:46,190
- It's been a long day.
- Sure, five bucks.
435
00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:48,659
Come on,
just one whiskey sour.
436
00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,594
One, one, one whiskey sour.
437
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:53,130
Just one... just one...
Just a rum and coke, rum and coke.
438
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:56,133
Just give me one of whatever
no one drinks around here.
439
00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:58,869
Just give me the Tia Maria
and the vermouth
440
00:23:58,871 --> 00:24:01,439
with a melon liqueur, rocks.
441
00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:03,741
Do you have any Tylenol...
threes?
442
00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:08,479
You know what I did today, while you
two chuckle heads were out being stupid?
443
00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:09,647
I was here.
444
00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,582
Like I always am.
445
00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:13,150
That was my day.
446
00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:17,188
I don't get to run around having
stinky fucking adventures.
447
00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:19,089
I can't even sit around
playing guitar.
448
00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:20,925
Whoa, whoa, play guitar?
449
00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:22,526
I can't even go to the movies.
450
00:24:22,528 --> 00:24:25,129
I can't have a fucking
second to live
451
00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:31,101
because my brother is a selfish,
do nothing, piece of shit.
452
00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:32,803
You don't even know
how to play guitar.
453
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:36,607
Wow, exactly, Owen, exactly.
454
00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:38,809
You don't even own a guitar.
455
00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:43,147
Hey, whoa, hey, hey, hey.
What you doing with that?
456
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,683
- That's mine.
- This is garbage.
457
00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:47,885
No, no, no.
I've got plans for that.
458
00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:49,587
I'm gonna do...
I'm gonna do stuff with it.
459
00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:50,588
You have plans for this?
460
00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:52,957
- Big plans.
- Big plans.
461
00:25:02,768 --> 00:25:04,001
Fuck it!
462
00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:09,073
Oh, hey, look,
I got a tip, whoo!
463
00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:11,675
What's with cranky?
464
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:12,877
I don't know,
he's mad 'cause he sucks
465
00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:14,812
at playing guitar
or something?
466
00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:16,747
It's this fucking city.
I'm telling you, it drives you crazy.
467
00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:18,249
I know,
we gotta get out of here.
468
00:25:18,251 --> 00:25:20,251
Look, we gotta brainstorm.
469
00:25:20,253 --> 00:25:22,186
You know what that is?
You know about brainstorming?
470
00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:23,821
It's when I say something,
it gives you an idea
471
00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:26,557
and then you say something back
to me that gives me an idea,
472
00:25:26,558 --> 00:25:29,292
and I give something to you, and then we just
go back and forth and back and forth like that
473
00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:30,661
until we have
a perfect master plan, OK?
474
00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:32,930
I'm gonna start.
475
00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:33,998
Dog-napping.
476
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,700
Dumbass. No wait, prison.
477
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:39,837
OK. Look, well,
you think of something then.
478
00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:42,139
You're a hooker, I thought you
guys were supposed to be crafty.
479
00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:44,141
Why don't I just fuck a guy
and charge him 49 bucks?
480
00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:46,076
- I'm taking these.
- Uh, no.
481
00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:48,746
Look, if we learned anything
it's that no grown man
482
00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:50,814
wants to do anything
to any part of you.
483
00:25:52,118 --> 00:25:54,151
No grown man.
484
00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:55,886
No, you can't do that,
485
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,588
you can't just say
what I say back at me,
486
00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:59,890
that's not,
that's shitty brainstorming.
487
00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:07,298
Who needs to have sex
worse than anyone else?
488
00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:12,036
Panda's.
489
00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:15,005
Yeah, I'm gonna fuck a panda,
that's my plan.
490
00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:18,008
Come on, genius, let's go.
491
00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,710
You can brainstorm on the way.
492
00:26:19,712 --> 00:26:21,178
Stitching...
493
00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:22,346
Hey, dorks.
494
00:26:22,348 --> 00:26:25,049
What you doing, playing cards?
495
00:26:25,051 --> 00:26:29,720
Um, yeah, Mystic cards.
This is Lady Saint Martha--
496
00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:33,157
Cool, so you know how your dicks have
never touched a real live woman before?
497
00:26:33,159 --> 00:26:35,159
Tucking your boners into
your waistbands and what not?
498
00:26:35,161 --> 00:26:37,094
Well, Lacie here is
a real live street whore.
499
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:40,264
Yeah, I touch sad little dicks
like yours for a living.
500
00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:43,734
Oh, I like the sound
of this pause.
501
00:26:43,736 --> 00:26:44,868
Let's talk numbers.
502
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,272
Wait, just start
from the beginning.
503
00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,207
Twenty. Ten.
- That's 30.
504
00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:53,043
Thirty-five, 40, 45, 46.
505
00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:55,713
Forty-nine.
Forty-nine bucks!
506
00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:59,183
Dicks out, dweebs,
let's get you all in a row.
507
00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:01,318
I'll leave it to you
to decide who gets to go first.
508
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,821
I don't know thumb war,
rock-scissors-paper.
509
00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:05,623
Yeah, we wanna go
at the same time.
510
00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:07,791
I hate to break it to you boys,
I only got two paws.
511
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:10,094
Yeah, don't look at me fellas.
512
00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:12,730
Yeah, no,
we want a gang bang.
513
00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:14,098
- I'm sorry.
- What?
514
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,265
With the both of you.
515
00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:17,167
- I'm sorry?
- What?
516
00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:19,069
I told you we'd be
needing these someday.
517
00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:20,938
- Yes.
- Are you guys shaved?
518
00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:23,173
- I prefer shaved.
- Can I have mouths?
519
00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:24,975
I want her
to look like she's 12.
520
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,777
- Eh.
- Jesus.
521
00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:29,647
- What? I'm only 13.
- Are condoms compulsory?
522
00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:31,215
Are you guys
cool with blindfolds?
523
00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:34,952
Not for the whole time.
I like eye contact.
524
00:27:36,055 --> 00:27:37,921
What if I'm just doing mouths?
525
00:27:37,923 --> 00:27:40,758
Ah, OK, I can offer you
like a crick of my elbow.
526
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,926
- I think that we're straying from the original plan.
- One of these guys...
527
00:27:42,928 --> 00:27:44,261
She's winterized right?
528
00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:45,696
We walk right now
if she's not winterized.
529
00:27:45,698 --> 00:27:47,231
I'll pay you 20 more bucks
530
00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:48,666
if you take a Bluto pie.
531
00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:52,436
What the fuck
is a Bluto pie?
532
00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:55,305
What the fuck is winterized?
533
00:27:58,678 --> 00:28:00,277
What is that? What is that?
534
00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:02,713
It's a musical chair.
535
00:28:02,715 --> 00:28:04,448
Like, musical chairs?
536
00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:07,751
No, musical chair.
537
00:28:07,753 --> 00:28:09,687
One of you lies
face down on the ground
538
00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:11,422
and the four of us
walk around you.
539
00:28:11,424 --> 00:28:13,424
- When the music stops.
- Can I talk to you for a second?
540
00:28:13,426 --> 00:28:15,359
- Just a second kids.
- Wait.
541
00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:23,367
Listen, I apologize
for my friends.
542
00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:26,136
I know it's probably
against the rules,
543
00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:27,938
but would it be
terribly untoward
544
00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:30,474
if I kissed you
on the mouth?
545
00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:34,378
What the hell?
Is she backing out?
546
00:28:35,781 --> 00:28:37,281
No, no, I think she's...
547
00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:39,750
She's just, um, she's getting
limber before the...
548
00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:40,918
You guys take gym class,
right?
549
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,287
We had a deal.
550
00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:46,023
Yeah, no, we still,
I'm gonna, um...
551
00:28:46,025 --> 00:28:48,759
I'm gonna get you a few of
those wizard cards you like,
552
00:28:48,761 --> 00:28:51,061
or I'm gonna hook you guys
up with those.
553
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,796
You guys wanna learn
how to smoke some cigarettes?
554
00:28:52,798 --> 00:28:56,133
OK, hey, hey...
555
00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:02,005
You know what
your problem is?
556
00:29:02,007 --> 00:29:03,974
I got a dick on my face?
557
00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:08,045
- Oh, wait.
- This, this is the problem.
558
00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:10,080
See, that's why those kids
disrespected you
559
00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:13,784
because they can see you.
They see... they see this.
560
00:29:13,786 --> 00:29:16,220
But if we could find a way
561
00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:18,889
for you to touch
the dicks of the people
562
00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:23,260
without the people seeing you,
seeing this, then I think...
563
00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:27,531
Oh, yeah, I think then
we'd really have something.
564
00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:31,068
♪ We eat at all
the finest places ♪
565
00:29:38,844 --> 00:29:41,945
♪ I met you at the door ♪
566
00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:45,182
♪ Of a record store ♪
567
00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:48,352
♪ I knew you'd be mine ♪
568
00:29:48,354 --> 00:29:51,922
♪ Because you look so fine ♪
569
00:29:51,924 --> 00:29:55,025
♪ I didn't think your love ♪
570
00:29:55,027 --> 00:29:59,062
♪ Could've hurt me so bad ♪
571
00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:02,466
Rummy, my man, what is up?
572
00:30:02,468 --> 00:30:07,971
Hey, Owen, I'm just, I'm worried
that if I eat this...
573
00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:09,973
I might lose my foot.
574
00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:12,176
Let me ask you something,
575
00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:15,112
when was the last time
you were laid?
576
00:30:15,114 --> 00:30:18,849
You know, it's hard...
577
00:30:18,851 --> 00:30:22,219
to find the right girl.
578
00:30:22,221 --> 00:30:23,821
Oh, I know. I know, man.
579
00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:29,393
I have very particular,
particular tastes.
580
00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:31,128
Like what?
581
00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:37,267
- Jesus fuck.
- Will you relax?
582
00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:38,569
You're not gonna have
to see any of that,
583
00:30:38,571 --> 00:30:40,304
you're gonna be on
the other side of a door.
584
00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:41,839
You know, this could be
a glory hole situation
585
00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:43,006
for the both of you.
586
00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:43,941
Rummy's penis, it could be
587
00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:45,475
the penis of James Bond.
588
00:30:45,477 --> 00:30:47,077
Which reminds me,
589
00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:50,280
Rummy thinks you're a big,
fat black lady so...
590
00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:53,283
How does that sentence end?
591
00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:55,452
Just, you know...
592
00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:57,020
If he wants you to...
I don't know.
593
00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:58,589
I'm behind a door,
what do you want me to do?
594
00:30:58,591 --> 00:31:00,524
Just, if he would like you
to talk or something then--
595
00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:03,293
What? You want me
to sing a church hymn?
596
00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:04,895
No, that's racist.
597
00:31:04,897 --> 00:31:10,567
OK, just like, maybe don't
take any shit, or...
598
00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:13,303
- Don't make me do an impression.
- I won't.
599
00:31:13,305 --> 00:31:15,239
Anyway, he doesn't
wanna talk, OK.
600
00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:17,507
He wants to...
Jesus Christ, do you even know
601
00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:20,344
- how glory holes work?
- Yes, I know glory holes work.
602
00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:22,379
I'm the glory hole expert.
I built the glory hole.
603
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,414
Oh, OK,
you cut a hole in a door.
604
00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:27,050
- It doesn't make you Bob Vila.
- There's a lot more to it.
605
00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:29,086
You've gotta put a duct thing in
and you've gotta sand it...
606
00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:30,221
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- ...with the measurements.
607
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,355
Clearly,
you put your dick in a hole.
608
00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:32,556
I don't wanna talk about
609
00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:33,891
the intricacies
of carpentry with you.
610
00:31:33,893 --> 00:31:35,158
- Hey, Rummy!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
611
00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:37,494
Here we go, man.
612
00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:39,129
You guys
are really getting along
613
00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:40,998
like a bag of shit on fire.
614
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,234
Quite the duo,
a couple of Garfunkels.
615
00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:45,936
Hey, let me ask you something,
616
00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:50,274
what are you gonna do
when you fuck it all up?
617
00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:56,246
'Cause... mark that day on your
calendar, it's gonna happen.
618
00:31:56,248 --> 00:32:01,485
The sky's blue, water's wet,
Garfield hates Monday's
619
00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:05,022
and you fuck shit up.
620
00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:10,961
So, when that happens, is your
shiny new partner gonna man up
621
00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:13,230
or is he gonna pussy out?
622
00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:15,599
Hmm.
623
00:32:21,206 --> 00:32:25,976
Just so you know, we're here
for you if you ever need us.
624
00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:32,115
Huh, all right?
625
00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:35,185
- Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
- There she is.
626
00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:38,689
- This takes me back.
- Hmm, back to what?
627
00:32:38,691 --> 00:32:43,193
First woman I was ever with
was a large, black woman.
628
00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:45,395
Well, that is what I got here.
629
00:32:45,397 --> 00:32:47,664
First woman I ever loved.
630
00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:54,037
I was 19 and she was...
68, 70, I don't know.
631
00:32:54,039 --> 00:32:57,975
Her skin was so
fucking loose.
632
00:32:57,977 --> 00:32:59,309
Mm, OK that's--
633
00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:01,111
I was on a school trip
to Buffalo,
634
00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:03,413
and I accidentally went
635
00:33:03,415 --> 00:33:05,282
into the wrong bathroom
at Dairy Queen and then--
636
00:33:05,284 --> 00:33:07,184
OK, OK.
You know, it's rude
637
00:33:07,186 --> 00:33:08,452
to keep a lady waiting,
Rummy, so...
638
00:33:08,454 --> 00:33:11,154
Oh, yeah, sure, sure.
639
00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:12,723
I'm nothing
if I'm not a gentleman.
640
00:33:12,725 --> 00:33:14,057
Mm-hmm.
641
00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:17,527
The money.
642
00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:21,498
Dost thou take me
for a rube, sir?
643
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:24,568
After.
644
00:33:35,614 --> 00:33:38,348
I think your hole is broken.
645
00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:43,754
Lacie. Lacie!
646
00:33:43,756 --> 00:33:45,722
Did you bring me juice?
647
00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:47,657
Oh, what the fuck?
Did you take something?
648
00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:50,027
- Who gave you pills?
- Paulie!
649
00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:52,529
Paulie was in a pinch
and he couldn't open
650
00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:55,599
so, he took a cough wrench
and he left it in his shoulder
651
00:33:55,601 --> 00:33:59,169
and then he farted on his dick.
Farted on his dick.
652
00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:01,471
Paulie rhymes with Molly,
Molly rhymes with jolly,
653
00:34:01,473 --> 00:34:04,441
I'm not jolly,
just kidding, I'm so sad.
654
00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:07,310
Please, don't fucking do this.
We're so close, please, just two minutes,
655
00:34:07,312 --> 00:34:08,678
just wake up for two minutes.
656
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,680
Wake up, wake.
657
00:34:10,682 --> 00:34:12,816
Oh, my God.
OK, OK, look...
658
00:34:12,818 --> 00:34:14,718
We're gonna,
we're gonna go on a trip.
659
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,386
- Trip?
- We're gonna go on a little trip,
660
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:18,588
- just a little trip, OK.
- Juice?
661
00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:20,390
Yeah, juice.
662
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:23,727
OK, one, two, three.
663
00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:48,752
Hello?
664
00:34:51,356 --> 00:34:52,722
Hello?
665
00:34:54,726 --> 00:34:56,526
Anybody home?
666
00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:05,802
Do you want
the 20 bucks or not?
667
00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:30,861
I felt something.
668
00:35:48,147 --> 00:35:49,880
Hello?
669
00:35:58,290 --> 00:35:59,523
Ooh.
670
00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:04,794
Oh, yeah.
671
00:36:05,898 --> 00:36:07,564
Oh, yeah.
672
00:36:09,401 --> 00:36:11,935
Yeah, cuddle bug.
673
00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:14,437
Oh, yeah.
674
00:36:18,911 --> 00:36:21,311
OK, talk to me now,
big momma.
675
00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:25,482
Talk to me.
676
00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:29,386
Come on, come on.
677
00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:31,755
Please,
I need to hear you.
678
00:36:31,757 --> 00:36:34,224
I need to hear you, momma.
679
00:36:35,227 --> 00:36:38,261
Say something.
Say something.
680
00:36:38,263 --> 00:36:42,265
♪ Amazing grace ♪
681
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:56,947
Rockefeller.
682
00:36:56,949 --> 00:36:58,748
Look at you.
683
00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:03,954
Oh, come on. Come on.
684
00:37:03,956 --> 00:37:05,989
Share with me
your tale of glory.
685
00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:07,857
How did you win the day,
underdog?
686
00:37:07,859 --> 00:37:10,860
Ooh, I know it's gonna be
an uplifting story.
687
00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:13,230
Go on, regale me.
688
00:37:13,232 --> 00:37:14,764
How did you make
this money, hmm?
689
00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:16,333
Have you...?
690
00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:18,702
Have you been pimping Lacie?
691
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:21,404
No, no, I mean I just--
692
00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:23,873
No, no, no, no, I... I...
693
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:26,610
That's you.
694
00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:29,846
That's how you sound,
you idiot.
695
00:37:29,848 --> 00:37:31,848
No, I'm kidding man.
That's cool.
696
00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:34,384
You like to stick to the
shadows, is that the idea?
697
00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:37,621
You know, most pimps,
they kinda like to flaunt it.
698
00:37:37,623 --> 00:37:41,291
But not you. Keep your cards
close to your vest, that's cool.
699
00:37:41,293 --> 00:37:45,895
Hey, down low, shadow pimp.
Come on.
700
00:37:45,897 --> 00:37:49,032
I can't give fives, motherfucker.
What is wrong with you?
701
00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:52,769
Have you been pimping
what's mine from the shadows?
702
00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:57,307
Lacie has come back to me
once before.
703
00:37:57,309 --> 00:38:01,511
And she's gonna
keep coming back.
704
00:38:01,513 --> 00:38:06,950
I'm like Baked Lays,
you can't quit this shit.
705
00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:09,552
Yeah, 'cause you keep giving her
pills and telling her she's worthless.
706
00:38:09,554 --> 00:38:10,587
Really?
707
00:38:12,324 --> 00:38:14,424
No matter what you do,
708
00:38:14,426 --> 00:38:19,963
Lacie is always gonna need me,
more than she needs you.
709
00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:48,391
You know what,
let me ask you something.
710
00:38:48,393 --> 00:38:51,561
You've always been such a
perfectly good sorry ass drunk,
711
00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:53,697
why do you two
all of sudden think
712
00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:55,465
you should be
something that you're not?
713
00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:57,834
Hmm?
714
00:38:57,836 --> 00:39:02,672
I mean, is Lacie really
worth all this shit?
715
00:39:08,113 --> 00:39:09,946
See...
716
00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:13,116
That's why you'll never
be a real pimp.
717
00:39:13,118 --> 00:39:16,653
'Cause a real pimp would've
stood up for his lady.
718
00:39:29,668 --> 00:39:31,835
Oh...
719
00:39:31,837 --> 00:39:34,804
Shit.
720
00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:36,639
Oops.
721
00:39:40,779 --> 00:39:43,446
You still got
some dick on your face.
722
00:39:46,752 --> 00:39:48,451
Ah, no.
723
00:39:48,453 --> 00:39:50,620
Ah, now I'm making it worse.
724
00:40:31,496 --> 00:40:33,696
- All right, enough shit!
- You know what, fuck this place!
725
00:40:47,712 --> 00:40:50,113
- Tomorrow.
- Shit, yeah.
726
00:40:58,457 --> 00:41:00,790
Why are we here?
727
00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,826
This place is like
the fucking Thunderdome.
728
00:41:02,828 --> 00:41:05,595
We need see this.
729
00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:07,797
This is how
normal people do it.
730
00:41:14,706 --> 00:41:16,005
How much do you make a day?
731
00:41:16,007 --> 00:41:18,241
I don't know,
maybe ten, 20 bucks
732
00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:20,009
before I get
chased off by the cops.
733
00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:21,611
On a good day 40 or 50.
734
00:41:21,613 --> 00:41:24,514
You make 50 bucks...
a day?
735
00:41:24,516 --> 00:41:26,950
- All you do is sit there?
- And look sad, yeah.
736
00:41:26,952 --> 00:41:29,052
You just sit there, you look sad
and shitty people give you money.
737
00:41:29,054 --> 00:41:31,921
- Yep.
- Fifty bucks?
738
00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:34,724
Give or take, yeah.
739
00:41:44,069 --> 00:41:45,134
Go, go, go, go!
740
00:42:10,262 --> 00:42:13,062
Look, look, look.
These are toonies.
741
00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:14,731
That's like 15 bucks
in coins, easy.
742
00:42:14,733 --> 00:42:15,798
Holy shit.
743
00:42:17,569 --> 00:42:18,635
Yeah!
744
00:42:20,572 --> 00:42:24,007
You know, looties and toonies
are really revolutionary to me.
745
00:42:28,013 --> 00:42:29,612
Oh, shit!
746
00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:34,551
- Hey, Kev, do you think maybe--
- No.
747
00:42:34,553 --> 00:42:37,053
You gave her a drink.
748
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:39,856
I made her a Shirley Temple,
as a joke.
749
00:42:39,858 --> 00:42:43,092
Joke's on you,
Shirley Temple's are delicious.
750
00:42:43,094 --> 00:42:45,895
Nobody hangs onto their money
tighter than a hobo,
751
00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:49,566
you need to steal from
old people or the sick.
752
00:42:49,568 --> 00:42:51,067
Nah, I don't like
touching them though.
753
00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:53,703
I don't mean sick,
like, contagious.
754
00:42:53,705 --> 00:42:57,307
- Well, I mean old people.
- Ugh, yeah, gross.
755
00:42:57,309 --> 00:43:00,910
Hey, Chablis, how about you don't waste
your time with that piece of shit? Hmm?
756
00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:05,648
Wheel your fine self over here
and help me finish this sudoku.
757
00:43:05,650 --> 00:43:08,251
You know what you need,
like, one of those people, with a...
758
00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:12,755
like in a chair, or walks with a cane...
not retarded.
759
00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:15,858
Cerebral,
what do you call yourself?
760
00:43:15,860 --> 00:43:20,763
- Paul. And I was the victim of a drunk drive--
- Handy cripple.
761
00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:22,031
That's it.
762
00:43:22,033 --> 00:43:23,967
Oh, here's an idea.
763
00:43:23,969 --> 00:43:28,171
Why don't you guys just,
I don't know, not steal.
764
00:43:29,307 --> 00:43:30,707
What's wrong
with your brother?
765
00:43:30,709 --> 00:43:32,208
I don't know,
he's got morals.
766
00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:35,211
No, like,
what's wrong with him?
767
00:43:35,213 --> 00:43:37,280
Hey, Kevin,
what's wrong with you?
768
00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:38,748
Nothing.
769
00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:40,650
Oh, I'm fine.
770
00:43:43,021 --> 00:43:46,322
I just need a little bit
more coffee, that's it.
771
00:43:52,263 --> 00:43:54,831
Is that the pipe water
catcher?
772
00:43:54,833 --> 00:43:56,766
No, no, not anymore,
I found a paint can.
773
00:43:56,768 --> 00:43:59,402
Mm-hmm, did you clean it
before you put it back?
774
00:44:06,244 --> 00:44:08,177
Kev!
775
00:44:08,179 --> 00:44:09,979
I need another one!
776
00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:11,681
Sure thing, buddy.
777
00:44:11,683 --> 00:44:13,282
Where were you?
I was looking everywhere.
778
00:44:13,284 --> 00:44:16,753
- Right here.
- Can I get another drink?
779
00:44:16,755 --> 00:44:19,122
Yep, finished.
Coming right up.
780
00:44:19,124 --> 00:44:20,356
OK.
781
00:44:25,363 --> 00:44:26,863
Let me get you
that drink, Rummy.
782
00:44:26,865 --> 00:44:28,731
No, don't touch that bar.
783
00:44:28,733 --> 00:44:31,134
I'm just trying... You're...
784
00:44:31,136 --> 00:44:33,670
You take a load off, I wanna be his
friend, I wanna be your friend,
785
00:44:33,672 --> 00:44:34,937
I wanna be everyone's friend
for a second.
786
00:44:34,939 --> 00:44:36,939
- Just wanna be friends.
- My bar.
787
00:44:36,941 --> 00:44:38,374
I'll do it.
788
00:44:44,783 --> 00:44:46,215
- Rummy, go grab a drink.
- OK.
789
00:44:46,217 --> 00:44:48,851
What?
You're letting Rummy behind?
790
00:44:48,853 --> 00:44:50,887
He's been a drunk
way longer than me.
791
00:44:50,889 --> 00:44:52,989
Rummy is trustworthy.
792
00:44:52,991 --> 00:44:59,128
He's not gonna fucking fuck me,
or skim the till or steal shit.
793
00:44:59,130 --> 00:45:03,066
All right, next to you, Rummy
is motherfucking Theresa.
794
00:45:03,068 --> 00:45:06,169
Hey, guys, what are these?
795
00:45:07,472 --> 00:45:09,305
Can I get a mojito?
796
00:45:10,141 --> 00:45:11,908
Why, yes, good sir.
797
00:45:18,950 --> 00:45:22,452
- Go.
- Hey, I am gonna hook you right up, buddy.
798
00:45:22,454 --> 00:45:24,320
- Pardon me, Rummy.
- Yep.
799
00:45:24,322 --> 00:45:25,922
♪ Do do do do do ♪
800
00:45:25,924 --> 00:45:27,356
So, let me ask you,
801
00:45:27,358 --> 00:45:29,292
would you like mint leaves
or mint syrup?
802
00:45:29,294 --> 00:45:32,261
- Mint leaves is fine.
- That's a figure of speech,
803
00:45:32,263 --> 00:45:34,230
what do you think this is
the fucking Hilton?
804
00:45:38,269 --> 00:45:40,036
- Ah...
- Ah.
805
00:45:47,178 --> 00:45:49,278
I got my eye on you.
806
00:45:56,221 --> 00:45:57,386
Hmm.
807
00:46:05,497 --> 00:46:07,797
How do you wanna do this?
808
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,067
How do I not wanna do this?
809
00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:33,156
Hey, no, no, no.
810
00:46:33,158 --> 00:46:34,791
You got me, man.
You got me.
811
00:46:34,793 --> 00:46:37,426
Look, here it is, here it is.
812
00:46:37,428 --> 00:46:39,395
I'm putting it right down, OK?
813
00:47:30,949 --> 00:47:33,115
You're um...
814
00:47:33,117 --> 00:47:36,485
Pretty not terrible,
scamming those drinks like that.
815
00:47:39,891 --> 00:47:43,226
Oh, well, yeah.
816
00:47:43,228 --> 00:47:45,461
You weren't so awful yourself.
817
00:47:45,463 --> 00:47:48,497
You know, fucking up
all the orders and...
818
00:47:51,502 --> 00:47:54,136
OK... 24, 24 bucks.
819
00:47:54,138 --> 00:47:55,504
I've got 24 bucks.
820
00:47:55,506 --> 00:47:57,206
Twenty-four, that's it?
821
00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:59,375
What do you mean that's it?
What did you make?
822
00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:01,444
- Nineteen.
- That's it?
823
00:48:01,446 --> 00:48:03,045
He was watching me more,
824
00:48:03,047 --> 00:48:04,947
he knows that you're too dumb
to get away with anything.
825
00:48:04,949 --> 00:48:06,182
I made like twice
as much as you.
826
00:48:06,184 --> 00:48:07,917
You did not make twice
as much as me!
827
00:48:07,919 --> 00:48:09,185
- Are you holding out?
- No are you?
828
00:48:09,187 --> 00:48:10,152
- No.
- Are you lying?
829
00:48:10,154 --> 00:48:12,555
- No, are you?
- No!
830
00:48:17,462 --> 00:48:19,328
Forty-three bucks, OK.
831
00:48:19,330 --> 00:48:21,330
Forty-three bucks,
we got 43 bucks.
832
00:48:21,332 --> 00:48:23,532
We're six, six bucks short.
833
00:48:28,539 --> 00:48:31,440
Eye in the sky, bitches.
834
00:48:31,442 --> 00:48:34,644
I'm like Google Maps.
835
00:48:34,646 --> 00:48:36,946
- You're delirious, Kev.
- You're hallucinating.
836
00:48:36,948 --> 00:48:42,018
I heard the whole conversation,
I've been in this stall this whole time.
837
00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:44,253
You were standing the door the
whole time? That's creepy, man.
838
00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:46,522
I heard you,
I fucking heard you!
839
00:48:59,404 --> 00:49:00,369
Fuck!
840
00:49:00,371 --> 00:49:01,704
Ah! Fuck, man!
841
00:49:01,706 --> 00:49:04,607
I knew you were gonna break.
842
00:49:04,609 --> 00:49:09,111
Both of you, give me back
the $43 that you stole from me.
843
00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:13,950
And, Lacie, way to pay me back
for saving your life, fuck you.
844
00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:15,551
And, Owen...
845
00:49:18,122 --> 00:49:22,091
I give up, man,
you're not my brother anymore.
846
00:49:22,093 --> 00:49:24,126
You just take, and you take,
847
00:49:24,128 --> 00:49:26,262
and you don't give a shit, man.
848
00:49:27,332 --> 00:49:29,699
You're just a fuck up.
849
00:49:29,701 --> 00:49:34,036
I give you a chance
and you fuck it up.
850
00:49:34,038 --> 00:49:38,007
And that's why I don't stoop and fall
for thinking that people can change.
851
00:49:41,012 --> 00:49:44,013
There's no more chances.
Get out of my bar.
852
00:49:44,015 --> 00:49:47,984
Get out of my life.
Best of luck.
853
00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:52,355
Oh, yeah, and fuck you.
854
00:50:40,071 --> 00:50:41,270
What's wrong with you?
855
00:50:41,272 --> 00:50:44,140
Everything,
I'm a fuck up, remember?
856
00:50:44,142 --> 00:50:45,775
Well, if you're doing that thing
were you insult yourself
857
00:50:45,777 --> 00:50:47,710
to get me to disagree with you
it's not gonna work,
858
00:50:47,712 --> 00:50:49,745
because I do think
you're a fuck up.
859
00:50:49,747 --> 00:50:52,248
Shit, you're even
fucking that up.
860
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,420
It's too late
to buy wine you dumbass,
861
00:50:57,422 --> 00:50:59,188
all the liquor stores
are closed.
862
00:50:59,190 --> 00:51:02,691
Hey, how do you even
have money for wine, huh?
863
00:51:02,693 --> 00:51:05,561
- You were holding out on me.
- Oh, god.
864
00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:07,163
Hey, hey, hey, fuck!
865
00:51:07,165 --> 00:51:08,731
In fact, how are you
gonna get a cab
866
00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:10,066
if you don't have any money?
867
00:51:10,068 --> 00:51:11,634
I'm not holding out on you.
868
00:51:11,636 --> 00:51:13,302
What are you gonna do?
You gonna stiff him?
869
00:51:13,304 --> 00:51:14,770
Yeah, OK.
You don't even the sack.
870
00:51:14,772 --> 00:51:16,739
I swear to God, if you're
fucking holding out on me
871
00:51:16,741 --> 00:51:18,474
- I'm gonna fight you so hard.
- Oh, you're gonna fight me,
872
00:51:18,476 --> 00:51:19,675
you're gonna fight me?
You're gonna...
873
00:51:19,677 --> 00:51:21,644
All you do is fight and run,
and fight and run,
874
00:51:21,646 --> 00:51:22,812
it's your whole skillset!
875
00:51:22,814 --> 00:51:24,747
Fighting and running
and piss poor hand jobs!
876
00:51:24,749 --> 00:51:26,615
Yeah, well, at least
I do something!
877
00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:29,151
What do your booze brains
bring to the table, huh?
878
00:51:29,153 --> 00:51:31,120
Unless you count being
a pussy ass fuck up.
879
00:51:31,122 --> 00:51:33,622
You're the runner.
Pussy ass you.
880
00:51:33,624 --> 00:51:36,525
You're the least valuable
player here, LVP.
881
00:51:36,527 --> 00:51:39,261
Yeah, well, you'd run, too, if your
weren't too fucking dumb to think about it.
882
00:51:39,263 --> 00:51:41,097
And it's not called
being a pussy ass.
883
00:51:41,099 --> 00:51:43,799
It's called not taking any shit.
Try it some time.
884
00:51:43,801 --> 00:51:48,237
Not taking any shit?
All there is, is shit!
885
00:51:48,673 --> 00:51:50,172
Fuck!
886
00:51:50,174 --> 00:51:52,308
You wouldn't last
five minutes without me.
887
00:51:52,310 --> 00:51:54,176
You were nothing
before I showed up,
888
00:51:54,178 --> 00:51:57,613
you're just a sad sack
rotting on a back-room mattress.
889
00:51:57,615 --> 00:51:59,148
Well, what am I now?
890
00:51:59,150 --> 00:52:01,317
I'm a crazy person,
screaming in the street.
891
00:52:01,319 --> 00:52:04,887
Yeah, upgrade!
You need me!
892
00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:09,625
Best joke ever!
I need you.
893
00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:12,828
OK. Fuck!
894
00:52:12,830 --> 00:52:15,197
I hate this city!
895
00:52:15,199 --> 00:52:17,166
You know why else you need me?
896
00:52:18,202 --> 00:52:20,169
Hey, hey, hey.
897
00:52:21,506 --> 00:52:24,473
♪ Do do do do
do do do do ♪
898
00:52:24,475 --> 00:52:26,709
Oh, hi.
899
00:52:26,711 --> 00:52:28,744
Are you just gonna
stand there and look stupid?
900
00:52:28,746 --> 00:52:30,746
Oh, yeah, you're you.
901
00:52:39,190 --> 00:52:40,489
So, where are you
two lovebirds heading?
902
00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:42,358
- No, no, we're not lovebirds.
- No!
903
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:46,195
OK, I didn't mean to pry.
Where are you off to?
904
00:52:47,231 --> 00:52:50,633
Um... Brockville.
905
00:52:50,635 --> 00:52:52,301
Is that near Cabbage town?
906
00:52:52,303 --> 00:52:54,870
Uh, no it's not a street,
it's a town.
907
00:52:54,872 --> 00:52:56,739
It's on the way to Ottawa.
908
00:52:56,741 --> 00:52:59,842
Oh, I'm sorry,
I can't go past the GTA.
909
00:52:59,844 --> 00:53:02,845
So what now, Doctor Professor?
910
00:53:07,485 --> 00:53:11,620
- Give me your money asshole!
- What the fuck?
911
00:53:11,622 --> 00:53:12,855
Sir, that's not funny.
912
00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:14,456
No, no, yeah,
I'm not making jokes.
913
00:53:14,458 --> 00:53:15,591
- Give me your money.
- No, no, no.
914
00:53:15,593 --> 00:53:17,293
I... I am not with him.
915
00:53:17,295 --> 00:53:18,961
Can you please put
your curly knife away, sir?
916
00:53:18,963 --> 00:53:20,829
He's not gonna give you
any fucking money!
917
00:53:20,831 --> 00:53:22,398
Yes, he is gonna
give me his money.
918
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,666
No, I'm not gonna
give you any money.
919
00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:24,867
Why do you think they have
920
00:53:24,869 --> 00:53:26,502
this plastic fucking wall here?
921
00:53:26,504 --> 00:53:28,404
I'm gonna stab
the fuck through it.
922
00:53:28,406 --> 00:53:30,206
Sir, you cannot stab
through the glass.
923
00:53:30,208 --> 00:53:31,974
You don't think
I'm gonna do it?
924
00:53:31,976 --> 00:53:33,776
- I just... you can't...
- You don't think I'm gonna do it?
925
00:53:33,778 --> 00:53:35,511
It's not a challenge, sir,
I'm not daring you.
926
00:53:35,513 --> 00:53:37,513
Just please do not stab
through the glass.
927
00:53:39,951 --> 00:53:43,252
- What the fuck?!
- Sir, sir, sir...
928
00:53:43,854 --> 00:53:45,521
What the fuck?!
929
00:53:53,931 --> 00:53:56,298
When did you guys
put plastic in here?
930
00:53:56,300 --> 00:53:58,367
It's new, actually, we just started
putting it into all the cars.
931
00:53:58,369 --> 00:54:01,237
- Of course you did.
- So where am I going, sir?
932
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:04,506
I just want to get the fuck out
of this fucking city.
933
00:54:04,508 --> 00:54:05,908
I can't leave the GTA, sir.
934
00:54:05,910 --> 00:54:08,277
I know, I know
you can't, man.
935
00:54:08,279 --> 00:54:12,448
- Dude, how are you this dumb?
- I don't know.
936
00:54:15,553 --> 00:54:18,287
Just pull over anywhere, OK?
937
00:54:18,789 --> 00:54:20,723
Just pull...
938
00:54:20,725 --> 00:54:21,924
Here is good.
939
00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:25,894
Buddy... Pull over anywhere,
we'll just get,
940
00:54:25,896 --> 00:54:28,897
we'll get out of your hair.
941
00:54:32,003 --> 00:54:32,935
Beardy.
942
00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:34,703
Beardy man.
943
00:54:34,705 --> 00:54:36,905
Anywhere you wanna pull over,
OK?
944
00:54:36,907 --> 00:54:39,808
Oh, this is... great.
945
00:54:45,950 --> 00:54:47,716
Hey.
946
00:54:47,718 --> 00:54:49,885
That's $9.25, please.
947
00:54:50,554 --> 00:54:52,921
What?
948
00:54:52,923 --> 00:54:54,857
That's $9.25, please.
949
00:54:54,859 --> 00:54:58,394
Yeah, I don't know
how this was unclear.
950
00:54:58,396 --> 00:55:00,029
We don't have any money.
951
00:55:00,031 --> 00:55:03,432
Yeah, um, he just tried
to fucking rob you.
952
00:55:03,434 --> 00:55:05,634
Connect the dots, dude.
953
00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:11,407
Not paying is the same as
robbing, so it's $9.25 or prison.
954
00:55:13,944 --> 00:55:15,911
- No, no, no, no, no!
- No, no, no, no, no.
955
00:55:15,913 --> 00:55:18,580
- Please, do not do this.
- Just let us out of the car.
956
00:55:18,582 --> 00:55:20,416
Just fucking let me
out of the car.
957
00:55:20,418 --> 00:55:22,418
I don't know him.
I'll give you a hand job.
958
00:55:22,420 --> 00:55:24,687
- You are clearly with him.
- No. No, not even a little bit.
959
00:55:24,689 --> 00:55:26,689
- You're clearly with him.
- Not even a little bit, I don't even know--
960
00:55:26,691 --> 00:55:28,824
Who you trying to kid?
You're clearly together.
961
00:55:28,825 --> 00:55:30,958
I will give you a fucking hand job,
man, just let me out of the car.
962
00:55:30,961 --> 00:55:33,062
I'm not interested in your
hand job, it's money or prison.
963
00:55:33,064 --> 00:55:34,997
We don't have any
fucking money, man!
964
00:55:34,999 --> 00:55:36,832
The only reason
I'm giving you a chance here
965
00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:38,634
is because I'm taking
pity on you.
966
00:55:38,636 --> 00:55:41,003
Now, you can pay me $9.25
or you can go to jail.
967
00:55:41,005 --> 00:55:42,771
You have 15 seconds
to decide.
968
00:55:42,773 --> 00:55:44,373
No!
969
00:55:45,076 --> 00:55:47,343
What? No!
970
00:55:47,345 --> 00:55:49,912
Let me the fuck out of here!
971
00:55:49,914 --> 00:55:52,414
What the fuck?
972
00:55:53,884 --> 00:55:56,085
What the fuck?
973
00:55:56,087 --> 00:55:57,519
No!
974
00:56:05,029 --> 00:56:08,497
And she calls me
a fucking pussy.
975
00:56:08,499 --> 00:56:11,467
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
976
00:56:11,469 --> 00:56:13,602
I... fucking you hate you!
977
00:56:13,604 --> 00:56:15,771
- I fucking hate you, too!
- Good!
978
00:56:15,773 --> 00:56:18,774
I hope you're the guy
that they rape fuck in prison!
979
00:56:18,776 --> 00:56:21,477
I'm sure I will be!
980
00:56:21,479 --> 00:56:23,812
Time's up,
what have you decided?
981
00:56:27,685 --> 00:56:29,518
Oh, fuck.
982
00:56:31,122 --> 00:56:33,389
Here's five bucks, OK.
983
00:56:38,596 --> 00:56:40,095
You did hold out on me.
984
00:56:40,097 --> 00:56:42,765
- It's $9.25.
- What?
985
00:56:42,767 --> 00:56:45,033
Nine dollars
and 25 cents please.
986
00:56:45,035 --> 00:56:48,170
No, look, that's all
the money we have, man.
987
00:56:48,172 --> 00:56:51,540
- I swear.
- Nine dollars and 25 cents or jail.
988
00:56:52,943 --> 00:56:55,144
- OK.
- No, no, OK...
989
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,046
Wait.
990
00:57:11,562 --> 00:57:13,529
Hey, look at that,
you both had money.
991
00:57:14,832 --> 00:57:17,199
Seventy-five cent tip
which is not quite 10%,
992
00:57:17,201 --> 00:57:19,835
which is about what
I would expect from you, so...
993
00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:25,140
Maybe I was wrong,
maybe you're not together.
994
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:47,629
So, I guess this is
fuck you for good then.
995
00:57:50,634 --> 00:57:51,834
Yep.
996
00:57:54,605 --> 00:57:55,838
Well...
997
00:57:56,774 --> 00:57:59,074
Fuck you, I guess.
998
00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:04,746
Fuck you, too.
999
00:58:31,909 --> 00:58:35,911
♪ The hardest part of living ♪
1000
00:58:35,913 --> 00:58:40,115
♪ For a fool like me ♪
1001
00:58:40,117 --> 00:58:44,086
♪ Is a loving a woman ♪
1002
00:58:44,088 --> 00:58:48,957
♪ From a thousand miles
across the sea ♪
1003
00:58:48,959 --> 00:58:52,127
♪ Whether she's still waiting ♪
1004
00:58:52,129 --> 00:58:56,231
♪ Oh, baby, I'll never know ♪
1005
00:58:57,568 --> 00:58:59,635
♪ Oh, will she still love me ♪
1006
00:59:00,938 --> 00:59:04,273
♪ Or want me to go? ♪
1007
00:59:05,609 --> 00:59:08,710
♪ The hardest part of living ♪
1008
00:59:08,712 --> 00:59:11,680
What the fuck
are you looking at?
1009
00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:14,716
You.
1010
00:59:17,087 --> 00:59:21,023
♪ In such goddamn misery ♪
1011
00:59:22,059 --> 00:59:25,294
♪ My darling, baby ♪
1012
00:59:25,296 --> 00:59:29,231
♪ I'm missing
your tender touch ♪
1013
00:59:29,233 --> 00:59:33,702
♪ Won't you come on now,
sugar? ♪
1014
00:59:33,704 --> 00:59:37,739
♪ Tell me you love me much ♪
1015
00:59:38,709 --> 00:59:42,144
Hey, looking for someone?
1016
00:59:42,980 --> 00:59:45,781
No, what, no, who? No.
1017
00:59:45,783 --> 00:59:49,117
Look at you being all stealthy.
1018
00:59:49,119 --> 00:59:53,121
Sneaking around like
a little Carmen Sandiego.
1019
00:59:53,123 --> 00:59:55,657
I just...
need to use the bathroom.
1020
00:59:55,659 --> 00:59:57,059
OK, I smell like
a Chinese food dumpster.
1021
00:59:57,061 --> 00:59:58,660
Yeah, any port
in a storm, right?
1022
00:59:58,662 --> 01:00:00,963
Hey, hey, whoa, easy.
1023
01:00:00,965 --> 01:00:03,765
We both know why
you're here, right?
1024
01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:06,935
Somebody needs
her vitamins, right?
1025
01:00:06,937 --> 01:00:10,739
Don't worry, these little babies
are gonna pick you up,
1026
01:00:10,741 --> 01:00:14,876
they're gonna dust you off
and gonna set you right as rain.
1027
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:18,246
Yeah, gotta let the world
be your oyster,
1028
01:00:18,248 --> 01:00:22,918
and you are the motherfucking
oyster shucker, right?
1029
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:26,822
As soon as
I fucking get this open,
1030
01:00:26,824 --> 01:00:30,392
then you can fucking shuck the
whole world like your oyster.
1031
01:00:30,394 --> 01:00:31,860
Fucking...
1032
01:00:33,697 --> 01:00:35,297
You're gonna have to do that.
1033
01:00:37,301 --> 01:00:38,967
I'm good.
1034
01:00:41,105 --> 01:00:43,872
You're good? Huh?
1035
01:00:43,874 --> 01:00:46,375
Is that... Is that what
you just said to me?
1036
01:00:46,377 --> 01:00:48,010
You're good?
1037
01:00:49,346 --> 01:00:50,812
Sorry.
1038
01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:56,218
What I meant to say
was fuck you,
1039
01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:58,320
you drunk driving motherfucker.
1040
01:00:58,322 --> 01:01:01,223
The only reason that you shake
is because you're scared
1041
01:01:01,225 --> 01:01:03,225
that people will find out
that you are a piece of shit.
1042
01:01:03,227 --> 01:01:05,327
Well, guess what,
you are a piece of shit.
1043
01:01:05,329 --> 01:01:07,929
You piece of shit
and fuck you.
1044
01:01:07,931 --> 01:01:10,065
- Let go!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
1045
01:01:10,067 --> 01:01:12,067
It's all right,
it's all right, it's OK...
1046
01:01:12,069 --> 01:01:15,070
Come on, come on,
just sit down, all right.
1047
01:01:16,173 --> 01:01:18,674
See, you're not gonna hit me.
1048
01:01:19,076 --> 01:01:20,909
Are you?
1049
01:01:20,911 --> 01:01:23,879
'Cause you know that I'm all
you've got in the world.
1050
01:01:24,848 --> 01:01:26,381
OK. Maybe I've been
1051
01:01:26,383 --> 01:01:28,316
too hard on you,
I will concede that.
1052
01:01:28,318 --> 01:01:31,019
But let's just put
all that behind us, you know.
1053
01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:35,223
Like, bygones under the bridge
and all that shit, right?
1054
01:01:35,225 --> 01:01:40,328
It's time to recognize we've
gotta get the band back together.
1055
01:01:40,330 --> 01:01:43,832
Here we go.
Now, let momma bird feed her young.
1056
01:01:45,903 --> 01:01:48,336
Good. There.
1057
01:01:58,949 --> 01:02:01,817
No, no, it's not breaking and
entering, if it's my mattress!
1058
01:02:04,888 --> 01:02:07,155
- Paulie, what the hell?
- Turn around, all right.
1059
01:02:07,157 --> 01:02:09,124
Can't you see we're in
a rebuilding phase here?
1060
01:02:09,126 --> 01:02:10,759
Jesus Christ, man,
leave her alone.
1061
01:02:10,761 --> 01:02:12,294
Be somewhere else.
1062
01:02:12,296 --> 01:02:14,296
Hey,
what don't you understand?
1063
01:02:14,298 --> 01:02:15,897
I will carve a doodle
in your face
1064
01:02:15,899 --> 01:02:18,734
and it will be by accident,
all right?
1065
01:02:20,270 --> 01:02:25,040
I'm... I'm sorry, what the fuck
are you looking at?
1066
01:02:25,976 --> 01:02:27,275
Hmm?
1067
01:02:30,514 --> 01:02:32,914
Oh, yeah, there you go.
1068
01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:35,951
Slink away,
you pussy-ass piece of shit.
1069
01:02:35,953 --> 01:02:37,919
Fucking Eeyore
looking motherfucker.
1070
01:02:47,397 --> 01:02:48,764
OK...
1071
01:02:51,335 --> 01:02:52,501
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1072
01:02:52,503 --> 01:02:55,937
Oh, God.
1073
01:02:55,939 --> 01:02:59,241
One second, one second,
one second, one second...
1074
01:02:59,243 --> 01:03:01,176
Wait, wait, wait.
1075
01:03:13,090 --> 01:03:15,857
- I thought you ran off.
- Came back.
1076
01:03:15,859 --> 01:03:18,493
It's not every day I get
to see you not be a pussy.
1077
01:03:18,495 --> 01:03:20,962
All right, Paul, you need to...
1078
01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:22,130
Fuck, Jesus.
1079
01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:23,832
Oh, fuck.
1080
01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:27,803
Oh! Oh, fuck is something
to know about.
1081
01:03:27,805 --> 01:03:29,137
What do you wanna do
with this fuck face?
1082
01:03:30,974 --> 01:03:33,542
I don't know. I mean,
we've got a corkscrew.
1083
01:03:33,544 --> 01:03:35,010
- Oh, yeah.
- Hacksaw.
1084
01:03:35,012 --> 01:03:36,545
Chablis!
Oh, thank God.
1085
01:03:36,547 --> 01:03:39,414
Go, go, go, pow,
sick these fuckers, get 'em.
1086
01:03:39,416 --> 01:03:40,882
Fuck 'em up.
1087
01:03:42,386 --> 01:03:44,953
Can I get a white Russian,
Kevin?
1088
01:03:44,955 --> 01:03:47,189
Yes, yes, you may.
1089
01:03:47,191 --> 01:03:50,158
Fuck, can you fucking...
1090
01:03:52,462 --> 01:03:54,863
Hey, hey.
1091
01:03:54,865 --> 01:03:57,432
You will never fuck with anyone
in this bar again.
1092
01:03:57,434 --> 01:03:59,601
You will never carry
that knife ever again.
1093
01:03:59,603 --> 01:04:01,837
And you will never touch
Lacie ever again.
1094
01:04:01,839 --> 01:04:03,471
I can't really control
my touches, so...
1095
01:04:03,473 --> 01:04:08,210
Oh, fuck, fuck, OK, OK, OK,
no more bad touches.
1096
01:04:08,212 --> 01:04:10,378
And another thing...
1097
01:04:10,380 --> 01:04:14,516
This here is my golden chap.
1098
01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:16,384
Handshake.
1099
01:04:16,386 --> 01:04:19,888
This here is my
golden handshake.
1100
01:04:21,491 --> 01:04:23,258
That's it?
1101
01:04:23,260 --> 01:04:26,127
You're not gonna claw my face
or bash my balls in
1102
01:04:26,129 --> 01:04:28,396
or anything like that?
1103
01:04:28,398 --> 01:04:31,166
- Nope.
- Really?
1104
01:04:35,939 --> 01:04:37,873
All right,
wait, wait, wait, please.
1105
01:04:37,875 --> 01:04:40,542
Just give me,
just let me say this, all right.
1106
01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:44,012
I know that I tried too hard,
that's always been my problem,
1107
01:04:44,014 --> 01:04:47,415
but, you know
maybe it's because...
1108
01:04:47,417 --> 01:04:49,651
I'm scared that people
aren't gonna like me--
1109
01:04:49,653 --> 01:04:53,221
- Get your shit together.
- Thank you, all right.
1110
01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:54,556
That's fair.
1111
01:04:54,558 --> 01:04:56,124
How you doing, you all right?
1112
01:04:56,126 --> 01:04:58,460
No, I smell like
a garbage truck.
1113
01:04:58,462 --> 01:05:00,262
- OK.
- Wow!
1114
01:05:00,264 --> 01:05:03,265
You kind of did something
for someone else there.
1115
01:05:03,267 --> 01:05:05,066
I'm proud of you, brother.
1116
01:05:05,068 --> 01:05:06,368
Fifty bucks!
1117
01:05:07,104 --> 01:05:09,137
What?
1118
01:05:09,139 --> 01:05:11,506
- Fifty bucks.
- Told you I'd make you fuck that napkin, bro.
1119
01:05:11,508 --> 01:05:15,277
Oh, fuck you, for real?
You're gonna hold me to that?
1120
01:05:15,279 --> 01:05:19,080
Uh, hold you to a promise
you made your brother, yeah.
1121
01:05:19,082 --> 01:05:22,484
No, no, don't do that.
Don't emphasize promise and brother
1122
01:05:22,486 --> 01:05:24,052
like it means something
to you.
1123
01:05:24,054 --> 01:05:26,054
Look, you wanted me gone.
1124
01:05:26,056 --> 01:05:30,058
This is... now you got it,
this is your going away gift.
1125
01:05:30,060 --> 01:05:34,562
My going gift is you leaving
and me paying for half?
1126
01:05:34,564 --> 01:05:36,131
You're welcome.
1127
01:05:36,133 --> 01:05:37,432
That... fuck you,
1128
01:05:37,434 --> 01:05:39,000
that doesn't
make any fucking sense.
1129
01:05:39,002 --> 01:05:41,036
Owen, I only said that I...
1130
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:45,407
You know what, fine, go.
1131
01:05:45,409 --> 01:05:50,412
You wanna go, fucking go, get out of
my fucking bar, you fucking prick.
1132
01:05:50,414 --> 01:05:53,715
I hope your bus flips
and you fucking die.
1133
01:05:53,717 --> 01:05:56,584
You know, this is like,
this is like having a cyst removed.
1134
01:05:56,586 --> 01:05:59,454
This is like having
a skin tag burned off.
1135
01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:02,724
This is like being born a
hunchback and the doctor saying,
1136
01:06:02,726 --> 01:06:04,993
"Kevin, guess what,
we cured that shit.
1137
01:06:04,995 --> 01:06:06,494
Here you go, hump gone."
1138
01:06:06,496 --> 01:06:08,096
"What, I don't have
to walk around
1139
01:06:08,098 --> 01:06:12,534
with this fucking lump
on my back anymore?"
1140
01:06:12,536 --> 01:06:14,970
"Nope, that's gone,
that'll be 50 bucks."
1141
01:06:14,972 --> 01:06:18,707
Well, that's a fucking deal.
That is a fucking bargain.
1142
01:06:18,709 --> 01:06:21,076
That's the best money
I've ever spent.
1143
01:06:21,078 --> 01:06:23,111
So, good fucking riddance.
1144
01:06:28,218 --> 01:06:30,318
We've gotta have
a goodbye drink.
1145
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,354
Hey?
1146
01:06:32,356 --> 01:06:33,355
Kev, I'm buying.
1147
01:06:33,357 --> 01:06:35,223
I'm buying a round.
1148
01:06:36,026 --> 01:06:38,226
No, I'm buying.
1149
01:06:38,228 --> 01:06:40,628
- Wow.
- Nothing but the best.
1150
01:06:52,009 --> 01:06:53,641
To new starts.
1151
01:06:56,747 --> 01:06:58,246
Cheers.
1152
01:07:01,551 --> 01:07:03,551
What the fuck is that?
1153
01:07:04,721 --> 01:07:07,522
Some asshole replaced it
with soda pop.
1154
01:07:11,294 --> 01:07:13,161
Gonna miss you.
1155
01:07:15,766 --> 01:07:19,567
I tell you, I am not gonna
miss this fucking city.
1156
01:07:19,569 --> 01:07:21,536
Man, all the honking
and hustling,
1157
01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:23,638
I don't care how gross
that house is.
1158
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:26,341
All the fucking cat shit is
better than this fucking place.
1159
01:07:26,343 --> 01:07:27,642
Fuck you, city!
1160
01:07:27,644 --> 01:07:32,313
♪ 'Cause I know I'm done here ♪
1161
01:07:33,817 --> 01:07:36,217
Hey, give me the money
for a second.
1162
01:07:36,219 --> 01:07:37,419
Over my dead murdered body.
1163
01:07:37,421 --> 01:07:38,586
No, look,
I just wanna a toonie.
1164
01:07:38,588 --> 01:07:40,088
All right, it's a hundred bucks
in there,
1165
01:07:40,090 --> 01:07:41,122
we've got two bucks extra.
1166
01:07:41,124 --> 01:07:42,290
I just want a toonie,
that's it,
1167
01:07:42,292 --> 01:07:43,758
just give me... a toonie.
1168
01:07:46,229 --> 01:07:50,298
- OK, just give me...
- Wait, no, fuck you back on.
1169
01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:53,468
I know what you want, Boozy,
half this fucking toonie is mine.
1170
01:07:53,470 --> 01:07:56,271
I don't want to buy booze
with the toonie, asshole.
1171
01:07:56,273 --> 01:08:00,742
I just wanna go and I just
wanna do something real quick.
1172
01:08:03,847 --> 01:08:06,781
Besides you ever been drunk on a bus?
It's the fucking worst.
1173
01:08:07,717 --> 01:08:10,118
♪ This time ♪
1174
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:14,589
♪ Won't leave all this behind ♪
1175
01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:20,428
♪ Yeah, I won't leave
all this behind ♪
1176
01:08:20,430 --> 01:08:25,266
♪ Leave all this behind ♪
1177
01:08:34,778 --> 01:08:38,313
Oh, man, thanks so much,
that's great.
1178
01:08:38,315 --> 01:08:39,848
Whoa, whoa,
what are you doing?
1179
01:08:43,186 --> 01:08:44,586
Motherfuckers!
1180
01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:49,290
♪ I'm saved ♪
1181
01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:52,293
♪ Right on time ♪
1182
01:08:52,295 --> 01:08:54,362
♪ I looked up
to the Lord above ♪
1183
01:08:54,364 --> 01:08:57,332
♪ And I finally
see some light ♪
1184
01:08:57,334 --> 01:08:59,300
♪ I'm saved ♪
1185
01:08:59,302 --> 01:09:01,669
♪ May I have some wine? ♪
1186
01:09:01,671 --> 01:09:03,805
♪ It's been
a long lonely road ♪
1187
01:09:03,807 --> 01:09:09,177
♪ And I'll leave it
all behind ♪
1188
01:09:09,179 --> 01:09:14,516
♪ Ooh ♪
1189
01:09:16,686 --> 01:09:18,653
♪ Save me ♪
1190
01:09:29,199 --> 01:09:30,565
What time is it?
1191
01:09:30,567 --> 01:09:32,834
Let me just check
my Casio here...
1192
01:09:32,836 --> 01:09:34,235
How the fuck should I know?
1193
01:09:34,237 --> 01:09:35,737
Your made-up watch
is a Casio?
1194
01:09:35,739 --> 01:09:37,605
Way to dream big.
1195
01:09:38,942 --> 01:09:40,441
Fuck you.
1196
01:09:40,443 --> 01:09:43,645
Yeah, fuck you, too.
It's 12:30.
1197
01:09:44,814 --> 01:09:46,314
What?
1198
01:09:47,217 --> 01:09:49,350
We leave in 20 minutes.
1199
01:09:50,620 --> 01:09:56,524
OK. Yeah, OK,
that's... soon.
1200
01:09:56,526 --> 01:09:58,726
Yeah, I mean, good, right?
1201
01:09:58,728 --> 01:10:01,396
I mean,
I hate waiting for stuff.
1202
01:10:01,398 --> 01:10:03,431
Yeah, me too.
1203
01:10:04,367 --> 01:10:06,568
Leave this shithole behind.
1204
01:10:06,570 --> 01:10:09,270
- New start.
- Yeah, everything different.
1205
01:10:09,272 --> 01:10:11,906
- Different everything.
- Sorry, excuse us.
1206
01:10:11,908 --> 01:10:14,676
- Hi.
- Hi, yeah we're sorry to bother you.
1207
01:10:14,678 --> 01:10:17,545
We're looking for Union Station,
but we got confused.
1208
01:10:17,547 --> 01:10:20,882
- We're late for our train.
- You see this a bus station,
1209
01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:24,519
but apparently the trains
go into Union Station, I guess.
1210
01:10:24,521 --> 01:10:26,254
Could you show us
where that is on the map?
1211
01:10:26,256 --> 01:10:30,325
- Yeah.
- Yeah, sure thing, guys.
1212
01:10:30,327 --> 01:10:33,561
OK, you're right here on the corner of
fuck you and figure it out yourself.
1213
01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:36,464
Oh, yeah, and you know what else you
should check out while you're in town?
1214
01:10:36,466 --> 01:10:39,367
It's called the brain clinic, so you can
figure out how fucking stupid you are.
1215
01:10:39,369 --> 01:10:41,302
You can't read
a fucking map.
1216
01:10:41,304 --> 01:10:43,871
Yeah, also, check out the
shoe museum while you're here.
1217
01:10:43,873 --> 01:10:46,674
- Why the shoe museum?
- 'Cause it's for fucking losers!
1218
01:10:46,676 --> 01:10:47,875
- Jesus Christ!
- Oh.
1219
01:10:47,877 --> 01:10:48,977
I'm sorry.
1220
01:10:48,979 --> 01:10:50,378
No, you know what,
forget it.
1221
01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:51,813
Don't worry about it.
1222
01:10:51,815 --> 01:10:53,615
You and this city
deserve each other.
1223
01:10:53,617 --> 01:10:56,417
- Way to represent.
- Oh, OK, yeah, yeah.
1224
01:10:56,419 --> 01:10:59,320
- We deserve each other.
- Fuck you.
1225
01:10:59,889 --> 01:11:01,489
Way to represent.
1226
01:11:01,491 --> 01:11:02,624
Fucking we deserve each other,
1227
01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:03,758
what does that even mean?
1228
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:05,326
Represent what?
1229
01:11:05,328 --> 01:11:06,628
Represent getting
the fuck out of here, baby.
1230
01:11:06,630 --> 01:11:08,496
I'll fucking represent
these nuts.
1231
01:11:10,734 --> 01:11:11,833
You know what?
1232
01:11:11,835 --> 01:11:13,901
That is just unbelievable.
1233
01:11:25,548 --> 01:11:26,781
You know what, fuck this.
1234
01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:29,917
- Hey.
- Hey, hey, map guys.
1235
01:11:29,919 --> 01:11:32,287
We're gonna help you
with your stupid problem.
1236
01:11:32,289 --> 01:11:34,022
Come on, we'll show you
where to go, we promise.
1237
01:11:34,024 --> 01:11:35,923
- Yeah, yeah.
- We promise, we're not gonna bite.
1238
01:11:35,925 --> 01:11:37,992
- OK, thank you.
- OK.
1239
01:11:37,994 --> 01:11:39,927
Right, you're here.
1240
01:11:39,929 --> 01:11:41,529
You wanna go down
to Bay and Front,
1241
01:11:41,531 --> 01:11:43,898
- that's it, home free.
- Bam. Bam.
1242
01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:45,933
- Oh, thank you so much.
- Amazing!
1243
01:11:45,935 --> 01:11:47,935
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You two are amazing,
1244
01:11:47,937 --> 01:11:49,070
good luck in all
your future endeavors.
1245
01:11:49,072 --> 01:11:51,939
- Take care.
- Bye.
1246
01:11:52,676 --> 01:11:54,008
We showed them.
1247
01:11:57,647 --> 01:11:59,681
- Who showed who?
- Mm-hmm.
1248
01:11:59,683 --> 01:12:02,050
- Yeah. OK.
- OK.
1249
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:04,852
Two tickets
to Brockville, please?
1250
01:12:04,854 --> 01:12:06,454
Ninety-eight bucks, right?
1251
01:12:06,456 --> 01:12:10,325
Uh, yes, that's correct.
1252
01:12:12,028 --> 01:12:15,363
Dude,
do you have the envelope?
1253
01:12:15,365 --> 01:12:18,666
- I... No, I don't...
- I don't have it.
1254
01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:20,668
- So, obviously--
- Are you fucking serious?
1255
01:12:20,670 --> 01:12:22,904
- Sir.
- Don't, no...
1256
01:12:22,906 --> 01:12:25,640
No, no, no, I must have given it to
you, I must have given it to you.
1257
01:12:25,642 --> 01:12:27,008
- What do you mean?
- I must have given it...
1258
01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:29,194
No, you said I was too stupid
to carry it, remember?
1259
01:12:29,195 --> 01:12:31,379
- You said over your dead little body, you said.
- Yeah, no, I don't have it.
1260
01:12:31,381 --> 01:12:32,613
- I don't have it.
- You just had it!
1261
01:12:32,615 --> 01:12:34,749
I don't have it now!
1262
01:12:37,087 --> 01:12:39,754
Oh, no, no, no, no.
1263
01:12:39,756 --> 01:12:41,823
Those dumb tourists, fuck.
1264
01:12:41,825 --> 01:12:44,025
When... when we were
showing them the map.
1265
01:12:44,027 --> 01:12:47,395
Sir, could you and your
girlfriend please step aside
1266
01:12:47,397 --> 01:12:49,397
so that I'll be available
to assist people
1267
01:12:49,399 --> 01:12:51,666
who are actually
going somewhere.
1268
01:13:00,443 --> 01:13:04,145
- You dumb fuck.
- Oh, like you sniffed out them.
1269
01:13:04,147 --> 01:13:06,948
- Stupid dumb fuck.
- OK, I'm stupid and dumb.
1270
01:13:06,950 --> 01:13:08,783
That's a real one-two punch.
1271
01:13:08,785 --> 01:13:10,752
Oh, what about
the one-two punch
1272
01:13:10,754 --> 01:13:12,553
of me punching you
and then punching you again?
1273
01:13:12,555 --> 01:13:14,088
Oh, now you're a rough houser?
1274
01:13:14,090 --> 01:13:16,891
Wow, you throw one half a bike,
at one guy, one time!
1275
01:13:16,893 --> 01:13:19,660
- To save you!
- You didn't save shit!
1276
01:13:19,662 --> 01:13:21,462
You are shit.
1277
01:13:21,464 --> 01:13:23,431
I knew it the moment that
you stiffed me on that hand job.
1278
01:13:23,433 --> 01:13:25,032
You stiffed me
on that hand job!
1279
01:13:25,034 --> 01:13:27,602
Oh, OK, yeah, my poor penis,
my poor little penis.
1280
01:13:27,604 --> 01:13:29,537
You are the least valuable
player here, LVP!
1281
01:13:29,539 --> 01:13:32,974
No, LVP you! I am the hustler,
you are the fuck up.
1282
01:13:32,976 --> 01:13:35,176
You are the weak link,
I am the brains.
1283
01:13:35,178 --> 01:13:37,078
You know what, those losers
were right about you,
1284
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:39,480
you belong to this city
'cause you're both assholes.
1285
01:13:39,482 --> 01:13:41,983
Me? You should marry
this shit suck city,
1286
01:13:41,985 --> 01:13:43,718
you're perfect for each other!
1287
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:46,721
- You know what, fuck you!
- Fuck you, you!
1288
01:14:03,006 --> 01:14:04,939
OK, OK, ready, go.
1289
01:14:04,941 --> 01:14:07,542
- Dog-napping.
- You're an idiot.
1290
01:14:07,544 --> 01:14:09,076
Oops, no wait,
that's three words,
1291
01:14:09,078 --> 01:14:10,645
does that mess up
the brainstorming?
1292
01:14:10,647 --> 01:14:12,180
I'm just saying
rich people have dogs,
1293
01:14:12,182 --> 01:14:14,115
you take one
and you leave a note.
1294
01:14:14,117 --> 01:14:16,017
What are you guys
talking about?
1295
01:14:16,019 --> 01:14:18,019
Oh, we're gonna buy
the bar popcorn machine,
1296
01:14:18,021 --> 01:14:19,787
it's gonna solve
all our problems.
1297
01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:21,222
We can't afford
a popcorn machine.
1298
01:14:21,224 --> 01:14:23,090
Duh, that's why
we're stealing a dog.
1299
01:14:23,092 --> 01:14:25,126
Wait, how we will know
where to send the ransom note?
1300
01:14:25,128 --> 01:14:27,662
Ooh, right, OK,
so we leave the note.
1301
01:14:27,664 --> 01:14:29,630
How will they contact us?
1302
01:14:29,632 --> 01:14:30,798
Right.
1303
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:33,067
You could get a PO box.
1304
01:14:33,069 --> 01:14:36,471
Yes, Kevin coming through
with the big ideas.
1305
01:14:36,473 --> 01:14:38,940
I love it. That's totally
what we're gonna do,
1306
01:14:38,942 --> 01:14:41,042
we're getting ourselves
a PO box, done, bam.
1307
01:14:41,044 --> 01:14:44,545
Except you can't afford one
and you don't know what it is.
1308
01:14:45,048 --> 01:14:46,547
Right.
1309
01:14:47,750 --> 01:14:49,083
What about a meat truck?
1310
01:14:49,085 --> 01:14:51,152
I like...
well, I need more information.
1311
01:14:51,154 --> 01:14:53,187
I see one everyday
down the street at the butchers.
1312
01:14:53,189 --> 01:14:54,989
When the guy goes in
to make his delivery,
1313
01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:57,024
we just sneak right in there
and steal a side of beef.
1314
01:14:57,026 --> 01:14:59,026
Wait, who is gonna buy
a side of beef?
1315
01:14:59,028 --> 01:15:01,028
How much?
1316
01:15:02,699 --> 01:15:04,832
- Twenty bucks.
- Yeah, I'd buy that.
1317
01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:06,901
See, Cerebral would buy it.
1318
01:15:06,903 --> 01:15:09,237
I mean, Paul.
1319
01:15:10,106 --> 01:15:12,640
Thank you.
1320
01:15:12,642 --> 01:15:15,643
Can you top up
my White Russian, Kevin?
1321
01:15:15,645 --> 01:15:17,612
Yep.
1322
01:15:17,614 --> 01:15:18,846
I'll get it.
1323
01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:20,181
Lacie'll get it.
1324
01:15:20,183 --> 01:15:22,149
You know who's really
asking for it?
1325
01:15:22,151 --> 01:15:24,919
You know that black kid
selling chocolate almonds.
1326
01:15:24,921 --> 01:15:26,153
He's gotta have, like,
50 bucks on him.
1327
01:15:26,155 --> 01:15:28,022
Oh, down on... Sherborne.
1328
01:15:28,024 --> 01:15:29,624
- Yeah, yeah.
- That kid's a shark.
1329
01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:30,892
Right?
1330
01:15:52,916 --> 01:15:54,882
We could do that map scam?
1331
01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:56,984
Pretend that we're tourists.
1332
01:15:59,923 --> 01:16:01,589
Nobody'd believe it.
1333
01:16:07,997 --> 01:16:09,664
Motherfuck.
1334
01:16:12,035 --> 01:16:14,168
♪ Undertaker, take me under ♪
1335
01:16:14,170 --> 01:16:19,574
How about we charge
people to enter the public pool?
1336
01:16:20,944 --> 01:16:22,810
Oh, yeah,
'cause they think...
1337
01:16:22,812 --> 01:16:24,679
They won't know
that it's not free.
1338
01:16:24,681 --> 01:16:26,280
It just says public, it doesn't
say free, motherfucker.
1339
01:16:26,282 --> 01:16:28,082
Wait, we'll put on uniforms...
1340
01:16:28,084 --> 01:16:34,655
♪ Undertake, take me under
oceans of oil ♪
1341
01:16:34,657 --> 01:16:38,793
♪ I'll be throwing a
thousand blades of grass ♪
1342
01:16:38,795 --> 01:16:41,295
♪ Through the soil ♪
1343
01:16:41,297 --> 01:16:48,135
♪ Even though we're all
gonna die here ♪
1344
01:16:48,137 --> 01:16:54,241
♪ You're my kind, dear ♪
1345
01:16:54,243 --> 01:16:56,844
- But do we make the pierogi's?
- No, yeah, yeah,
1346
01:16:56,846 --> 01:16:58,879
we don't even have to put anything
in them that's the whole thing.
1347
01:16:58,881 --> 01:17:00,848
Well, then it's not a fucking
pierogi, it's a piece of dough.
1348
01:17:00,850 --> 01:17:02,016
No.
1349
01:17:02,018 --> 01:17:04,919
Whoa, what the fuck?
1350
01:17:08,992 --> 01:17:12,093
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't... don't touch me.
1351
01:17:12,095 --> 01:17:15,029
OK. "To whom it may concern,
Please take good care
1352
01:17:15,031 --> 01:17:16,998
of my precious little darling.
She is the light of my life,
1353
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:18,332
I know you will
give her a better..."
1354
01:17:18,334 --> 01:17:19,967
Yeah, OK, buddy.
1355
01:17:19,969 --> 01:17:23,104
Yeah, cool, asshole.
What?
1356
01:17:23,106 --> 01:17:24,805
Who are you?
1357
01:17:26,409 --> 01:17:30,811
Oh, yeah. OK, cool, bro,
yeah, go be fucking cute.
1358
01:17:30,813 --> 01:17:34,315
- Oh, fuck your cute face.
- You motherfucker. Goddamn you.
1359
01:17:34,317 --> 01:17:36,250
- You fucking cute-faced, bitch.
- You look at me...
1360
01:17:36,252 --> 01:17:38,919
- Don't... Stop, stop, stop!
- No, no, no, don't do that.
1361
01:17:38,921 --> 01:17:40,855
Goddammit, do not play me.
I play you now.
1362
01:17:40,857 --> 01:17:42,423
I love your fucking
stupid bitch face.
1363
01:17:42,425 --> 01:17:44,358
We're gonna fucking take of you,
see how you like that.
1364
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:46,160
Oh, yeah, fuck your mom.
1365
01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:52,266
♪ Undertaker, take me
under oceans of oil ♪
1366
01:17:52,268 --> 01:17:56,837
♪ I'll be throwing a
thousand blades of grass ♪
1367
01:17:56,839 --> 01:17:59,340
♪ Through the soil ♪
1368
01:17:59,342 --> 01:18:06,147
♪ Even though we're all
gonna die here ♪
1369
01:18:06,149 --> 01:18:12,720
♪ You're my kind, dear ♪
1370
01:18:15,892 --> 01:18:22,697
♪ Dandelion, blow my seed
out into the sun ♪
1371
01:18:22,699 --> 01:18:29,370
♪ I'll take the breeze
to bake sales to see everyone ♪
1372
01:18:29,372 --> 01:18:36,043
♪ Even though
we're all gonna die here ♪
1373
01:18:36,045 --> 01:18:43,050
♪ You're my kind, dear ♪
1374
01:19:12,515 --> 01:19:19,453
♪ Several billion people
living under the stars ♪
1375
01:19:19,455 --> 01:19:21,822
♪ Most you'll never meet ♪
1376
01:19:21,824 --> 01:19:26,026
♪ They'll never know
who you are ♪
1377
01:19:26,028 --> 01:19:33,033
♪ Even though they're all
gonna die here ♪
1378
01:19:36,239 --> 01:19:42,810
♪ You're their kind, dear ♪
1379
01:19:42,812 --> 01:19:49,483
♪ You're their kind, dear ♪
1380
01:19:49,485 --> 01:19:56,090
♪ You're their kind ♪
1381
01:19:56,092 --> 01:19:59,059
♪ Dear ♪
1382
01:19:59,061 --> 01:20:01,328
♪ Whoo ♪
1382
01:20:02,305 --> 01:20:08,328
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