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Uh, Sid, can you pass the salt?
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Sure, Charlie. I assume you're
asking that because I have
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all the time in the world,
since my boyfriend dumped me.
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Well, while we're passing things,
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I might want to pass on some advice:
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wash your hat once!
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All right, I know things have been
tough since you broke up with John,
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but if you don't stop talking like
that, I'm gonna kick your little ass.
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Why does everyone hate me?
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I'm so unlovable.
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Yikes. I don't need salt, okay?
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Unbelievable.
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I just got a invitation
to my son Tony's wedding.
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Check this out.
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"Hosted by Lorraine and Reggie."
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My ex-wife and her husband
are running the show.
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No mention of me at all.
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- I have been replaced.
- Whoa.
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I don't think Tony is
trying to replace you.
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I mean, you guys
are really close, right?
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Well, yeah. I mean, that's my son.
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Fruit of my loins.
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We don't chitty-chat all that much,
'cause we're grown-ass men.
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But I told him, I said,
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"You let me know when and where
this wedding is and I will be there."
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Well, it sounds like he's doing
exactly what you told him to.
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It sounds like you're not listening.
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I'm being sidelined at
my own son's wedding.
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Well, it's time for old
Hank to assert himself.
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And I'm gonna start by
inviting y'all three.
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Oh, no. Count me out, Hank.
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I really don't need
any tense family drama.
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It's at some fancy Vegas hotel.
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Well, what is life
without a little drama?
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I'm in. I love Vegas.
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Yeah. Me, too. I got that town wired.
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I got connections at
the Sands, the Sahara.
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It sounds like you had that town wired.
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Those places have been torn down.
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No. Trust me, when they
hear that I'm coming back,
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I'm gonna rule that place.
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You know, back in the '70s,
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they used to call me
Charlie Sell Phones.
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Stop lying, stank hat.
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They didn't even have
cell phones in the '70S.
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Uh-uh.
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"Sell" with an "S."
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I used to sell rotary
phones to key figures
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in the Vegas underworld.
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They were untappable.
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Well, y'all have fun.
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Vegas is no place for the brokenhearted.
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I should go someplace like Pittsburgh.
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Oh, come on. This is gonna be great.
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Vegas is the perfect place
for you to get over John.
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After my divorce, I went to Vegas.
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I got over ten years
of pain in one weekend.
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And so Vegas Margaret was born.
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One day, I tipped the
pool boy with my room key.
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Oh, all right. All right,
all right, all right, I'll go.
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Anything to keep me from
hearing the end of your sex story.
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Oh, you're gonna hear it all right.
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So, the air is thick with
the smell of chlorine,
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- and I am really horny...
- Aah!
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What the hell happened to Vegas?
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It used to be the devil's playground.
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Now it looks like a unicorn
threw up all over the place.
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And most of it landed on your outfit.
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Hey, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
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This is Vegas Margaret understated.
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I got an outfit in my
bag that needs batteries.
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Okay, Sid, come on. Let's
go get you over John.
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I'll tell you what would
help me get over John is
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you not saying his
name every five minutes.
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- All right, I'm gonna go check us in.
- All right.
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- Hey, Pop!
- Tony!
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Look at you. My son, getting married.
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- There's the man of the hour.
- Hey, Reggie.
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Thanks so much for those
MMA tickets last night.
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We were so close, we got blood on us.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Re-Re-Reggie, Reggie, Reggie.
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Excuse me, me and, uh,
Tony weren't finished
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with our little greeting yet.
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Ha-ah! Here I go.
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We do... we do this all the time.
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I love you so much, son.
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I knew you were gonna make
a fool of yourself at this wedding,
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I just didn't know it was gonna
be in the first minute, Hank.
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So you do know my name.
'Cause I couldn't find it
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- on that invitation.
- That's enough, you two.
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I don't need you guys
fighting all weekend.
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Let's just focus on the positive.
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We're all here together... you, me, Dad,
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Reggie, that guy.
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those two other white people
you brought who I barely know.
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All right, my room is comped.
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They must have heard I was back in town.
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This has got Ronnie Room
Comps written all over it.
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Actually, it was Reggie. He
picked up everybody's rooms.
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He's the best, isn't he?
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Uh, Reggie, me and my
friends... we not impressed
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with your little room comp.
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Reggie, you honor me with this comp.
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If you ever need a
rotary phone installed,
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I'm your guy.
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Good to know. Thank you.
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Oh, yes. Reggie's paying for everything.
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And I mean everything.
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Bachelor party. Bachelorette
party. Rooms. Wi-Fi.
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And that's premium Wi-Fi, no buffering.
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Well, it's not every day
your son gets married.
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Uh, stepson. Don't
forget the, uh, "step."
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- You see what he's doing?
- Yeah.
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He trying to make me look
bad in front of my own son.
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All right, guys, we're out.
I hope we see both of you
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at the bachelor party
dinner tonight. It's on me.
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The hell it is. I'm buying
dinner for the family.
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- Wow, thanks, Dad.
- Hank's paying?
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Where y'all eating,
at a vending machine?
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So, check it out, Sid.
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This is my Vegas Margaret outfit.
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Well, honey, it's like the sun...
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it's bright, shiny
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and hard to look at.
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Enough. Time to change that attitude
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- and get you over...
- No, no!
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Don't you say it.
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You know who. All right.
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We're gonna go big, Sid.
We've each got $500 in chips.
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So if you follow my
lead, we can triple this.
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Waitress. Could we get a couple
of Moscow Mules for us high rollers?
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No more bets.
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Wait. Sid, what did you do?
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I went big, like you told me to.
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I put all your chips on
red, all my chips on black,
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so we cannot lose.
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Green! The rare double zero.
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What?! Wait, Sid. What the hell?
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That's all our money
for the whole weekend.
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Well, why didn't you
tell me about green?
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Nobody bets on green.
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Well, if he had, he
would've won $36,000.
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Butt out, dealer.
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The name's John.
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Damn it!
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Ooh, are you guys tapped out?
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Free drinks are for gamblers only.
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Whiskey soda for John?
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Oh, come on!
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Margaret, you told me this
trip was gonna cheer me up.
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I'm broke, I'm sober,
and we're hanging out
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in what apparently is
an all-John casino.
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How can I go big in Vegas
when I don't have any money?
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I've got a plan.
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What are you gonna do,
skin another peacock
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and throw it on your back?
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What the hell have I gotten into?
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Look at the prices on this menu, man.
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And I ain't seeing no combos.
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Oh, relax, Hank. You're
with Charlie Sell Phones.
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Yeah. We're here for the
Henderson bachelor party,
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and we expect to be taken care of.
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We know Robbie Restaurants.
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You know Robbie Restaurants?
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We know Robbie Restaurants.
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Are you saying in broken English
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that you're not gonna
rob the restaurant?
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It's a person. Robbie Restaurants.
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I don't know what's happening,
but your table's ready.
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Okay, forget about it.
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We'll get tap waters,
share a side salad.
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- Good thing it's just the four of us.
- Yeah.
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Hey, guys, over here. Dad,
these are my groomsmen.
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Oh, hey.
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Oh... Oh.
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- Hey, now. It's good to see...
- Their flight got delayed.
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They haven't eaten since breakfast.
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Well, how the hell did the
plane even lift off the ground?
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Did Vernon just order
another seafood tower?
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What happened to your
s-smaller friends?
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Les, Slim, String Bean and them?
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Vernon is String Bean.
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What the hell happened to him?
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He's actually lost a lot of weight
since that last trip we took to Cabo.
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Vernon, looking good.
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You been using your
maracas? I know I have.
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What the hell is this, man?
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Taking my son on trips,
getting him maracas.
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Bastard.
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Hey, Hank. Can you pass that
bottle of wine? I need to top off.
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Yeah, 'cause you're running
through it, you lush.
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This the good stuff.
You've got to savor it.
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Like this.
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Delectable.
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See, that way one glass lasts all night.
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Look, I'm spending all this money,
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and I'm not making no
brownie points with my son.
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I'm gonna set this down.
I'm getting the check.
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I'd like to say a few words.
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Reggie!
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Getting to know this man and his friends
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has been a privilege and an honor.
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Well, that certainly wasa
few words. Thank you, Reggie.
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Thanks for opening. Have a seat.
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Have a seat, Reggie.
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Good evening, everyone.
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Hank!
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Well, what a fine evening
I have provided for you all.
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And to my son and his now
unrecognizable friends,
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and his, uh, mama's
side piece down there,
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I want to say it's getting late,
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so forks up, hands down, got to go.
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Dad, it's 7:15.
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7:15? Well, what is
this check doing here?
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I know I didn't ask for it.
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Ooh, this thing is heavy.
I'm scared to open it up.
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Oh, just do it, bud. Like a Band-Aid.
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All right, no matter
what the figure is inside,
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I will not react.
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Son of a bitch!
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What a deal!
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- Surprise!
- Surprise!
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It's your ex-husband's friends.
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This is the bachelorette party, right?
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Sure. But what the heck
are you two doing here?
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We want to celebrate
the upcoming nuptials
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of our favorite couple, Tony
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and... bride.
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Yeah, it's not like
we lost all our money,
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can't afford drinks, and are
trying to glom on to your thing.
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Anyhoo, what are you drinking?
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Martinis? Appletinis?
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Any tinis going on in here?
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Well, we're just staying in tonight.
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The wedding's early tomorrow.
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Oh.
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Looking good, ladies.
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This is supposed to cheer me up?
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They are whitening their friggin' teeth.
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- Uh...
- Let's just go down to the bar
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- and play Guess Who's a Prostitute.
- No.
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We're gonna have fun tonight.
I'm gonna make this happen.
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You want to have fun,
don't you, Lorraine?
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Of course I do, but I promised
246
00:11:42,256 --> 00:11:44,800
Reggie and Tony that
I'd-I'd behave myself.
247
00:11:44,825 --> 00:11:46,684
Apparently, when I party in Vegas,
248
00:11:46,927 --> 00:11:48,923
I hurt and embarrass the ones I love.
249
00:11:49,559 --> 00:11:51,261
Hurting and embarrassing
the ones you love
250
00:11:51,286 --> 00:11:53,130
is what Vegas is all about.
251
00:11:53,309 --> 00:11:55,380
Come on, I want to be
Vegas Margaret tonight.
252
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:58,856
And I bet you there's a Vegas
Lorraine in there somewhere.
253
00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:00,778
Oh, yeah, there is.
254
00:12:00,966 --> 00:12:02,145
She's wild.
255
00:12:02,170 --> 00:12:03,513
She's wild!
256
00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:07,074
I promised... I promised
I'd stay in the room.
257
00:12:07,504 --> 00:12:09,348
Well, then we'll make
the fun come to us.
258
00:12:10,039 --> 00:12:11,345
Come on, you guys.
259
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:14,323
This is your bride's
last night of freedom.
260
00:12:14,348 --> 00:12:17,035
Don't you want to blow
it out, make it memorable?
261
00:12:17,746 --> 00:12:20,067
Sweetie, I know that you don't know me,
262
00:12:20,129 --> 00:12:22,356
but marriage is boring as hell.
263
00:12:22,793 --> 00:12:25,770
The same guy every single night?
264
00:12:26,059 --> 00:12:29,417
This is your last chance to
grab a beef cake by both cheeks
265
00:12:29,442 --> 00:12:30,746
and let him do his thing.
266
00:12:33,784 --> 00:12:36,370
Well, I don't know what that
was, but I'll take it as a yes.
267
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,932
You twisted my arm. Just give
me a minute to get ready.
268
00:12:40,901 --> 00:12:42,533
Sha-bam!
269
00:12:44,299 --> 00:12:47,025
Ah! I was gonna sneak out
after they fell asleep.
270
00:12:47,143 --> 00:12:48,765
Lorraine!
271
00:12:50,610 --> 00:12:52,908
Thanks again for dinner, Dad.
Want to come hit the tables?
272
00:12:53,088 --> 00:12:54,354
Yeah, I'll be there in a minute, son.
273
00:12:54,378 --> 00:12:56,393
I can't wait to gamble
the money I definitely have.
274
00:12:58,393 --> 00:13:01,611
Okay. I made a few calls,
but none of them panned out.
275
00:13:02,307 --> 00:13:04,416
Turns out that Robbie
Restaurants is dead,
276
00:13:04,727 --> 00:13:07,038
Harry Hubcaps is in jail
and the only guy I could
277
00:13:07,072 --> 00:13:08,682
get on the phone was Mikey Mumbles.
278
00:13:08,742 --> 00:13:10,862
- What did he say?
- Couldn't understand a word of it.
279
00:13:11,611 --> 00:13:14,096
Damn. I'm gonna look like
a idiot in front of my son.
280
00:13:14,369 --> 00:13:15,994
Reggie's just gonna love that.
281
00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:17,307
I can't afford this.
282
00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:19,494
Well, there is one other option.
283
00:13:20,282 --> 00:13:21,532
Dine and dash?
284
00:13:21,807 --> 00:13:24,541
At our age, it's more
"gobble and hobble," but, yes.
285
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,877
- Gentlemen. Is there a problem?
- Oh!
286
00:13:27,189 --> 00:13:28,252
Where the hell did you...?
287
00:13:28,580 --> 00:13:30,328
Wha... What, were you spying on us?
288
00:13:30,627 --> 00:13:32,508
We have a policy of watching anyone
289
00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:35,260
who screams "son of a bitch"
when they get their bill.
290
00:13:35,961 --> 00:13:39,057
You know what, if I can get
Tommy Two Tux on the phone,
291
00:13:39,213 --> 00:13:41,296
you are gonna be done in this town.
292
00:13:41,502 --> 00:13:44,666
Yeah. I just don't think
that's a real person, so...
293
00:13:45,745 --> 00:13:46,900
Don't play dumb.
294
00:13:47,299 --> 00:13:48,869
He always wears two tuxes?
295
00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:52,291
Half black, half white,
split right down the middle?
296
00:13:52,612 --> 00:13:55,189
I believe you're
describing a Batman villain?
297
00:13:56,697 --> 00:13:58,244
Hey, I thought you were right behind us.
298
00:13:58,268 --> 00:14:00,244
Dad, all these women
keep hitting on Reggie.
299
00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:01,345
It's hilarious.
300
00:14:02,454 --> 00:14:03,572
Is there a problem over here?
301
00:14:03,596 --> 00:14:04,861
You the problem, man.
302
00:14:05,025 --> 00:14:07,931
This man is trying to steal my son.
303
00:14:08,275 --> 00:14:09,658
Amber Alert!
304
00:14:09,869 --> 00:14:13,650
- This man trying to steal my little boy.
- Dad, calm down.
305
00:14:13,807 --> 00:14:16,439
- Don't scream "Amber Alert."
- Not trying to steal anyone.
306
00:14:16,592 --> 00:14:18,768
We're talking about an adult
son, by the way. He's 40.
307
00:14:18,869 --> 00:14:22,408
This man is trying to hug my little boy.
308
00:14:23,588 --> 00:14:25,580
Okay, I'm gonna walk away from this.
309
00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:28,142
What's your deal?
310
00:14:28,791 --> 00:14:30,622
Why'd you have to make a
scene and spoil a great dinner?
311
00:14:30,646 --> 00:14:32,801
It was great for you
and your big-ass friends.
312
00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:34,611
Me? All I had is half a salad.
313
00:14:35,314 --> 00:14:37,868
- Forget it.
- Tony, wait a minute.
314
00:14:37,893 --> 00:14:40,205
Sir, you can't leave without
paying your bill. Security.
315
00:14:41,008 --> 00:14:43,150
I found a fingernail in my salad.
316
00:14:44,689 --> 00:14:45,689
Really?
317
00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:47,478
You're gonna bring your goons in?
318
00:14:47,603 --> 00:14:49,290
All right, here's what
is going to happen.
319
00:14:49,407 --> 00:14:53,181
You are going to let us
walk out of here right now.
320
00:14:54,129 --> 00:14:55,129
Take him, too.
321
00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:10,361
That's how Mama likes it. Yeah!
322
00:15:11,462 --> 00:15:14,555
Ooh, yeah, boy. Earn that tuition.
323
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,025
Earn it.
324
00:15:16,377 --> 00:15:17,784
I love Vegas, Lorraine.
325
00:15:17,827 --> 00:15:20,400
I love how you call
your hands dong tongs.
326
00:15:21,009 --> 00:15:22,142
Snap, snap.
327
00:15:22,377 --> 00:15:23,955
Can't control my dong tongs.
328
00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:27,968
Hey, wait, wait. Where's
your little buddy?
329
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:30,125
Oh, he's nursing a bad breakup.
330
00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:31,556
I've been trying to
cheer him up all night.
331
00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:33,557
- He's probably in the bathroom crying.
- Oh...
332
00:15:34,736 --> 00:15:36,259
Fire in the hole!
333
00:15:41,471 --> 00:15:43,853
My stripper name is Backdraft.
334
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,637
Oh!
335
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:48,548
Go Vegas Sid!
336
00:15:50,118 --> 00:15:51,181
Oh!
337
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,111
Oh, that must be the other stripper.
338
00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,978
Ooh. Look at this one.
339
00:16:01,814 --> 00:16:03,094
Ma'am, we got a noise complaint.
340
00:16:03,134 --> 00:16:06,789
Okay, so your thing is
that you don't work out
341
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,119
so that you look like a regular schlub.
342
00:16:09,212 --> 00:16:10,358
I dig it.
343
00:16:10,401 --> 00:16:12,229
Ma'am, I'm the head of hotel security.
344
00:16:12,361 --> 00:16:14,797
Hey. Hey, can we turn
off the music, please?
345
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,886
Well, how are you gonna dance?
346
00:16:16,930 --> 00:16:18,572
Oh, he looks pissed.
347
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:20,251
I better cool him off.
348
00:16:25,677 --> 00:16:27,157
Take it off!
349
00:16:29,664 --> 00:16:30,798
Ha, ha, ha.
350
00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:37,167
Hey, Hank. Don't worry,
bud, I'll get us out of here.
351
00:16:37,211 --> 00:16:40,461
Before they took our phones,
I left a message with Tommy Two Tux.
352
00:16:40,649 --> 00:16:44,352
Charlie, I'm sick of your made-up
stories about your made-up friends.
353
00:16:44,484 --> 00:16:45,750
We need a real plan.
354
00:16:46,274 --> 00:16:48,375
We got to get in touch
with Margaret and Sid.
355
00:16:51,703 --> 00:16:53,270
Hank? Charlie?
356
00:16:53,719 --> 00:16:55,070
Margaret, thank God.
357
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:56,602
Are y'all here to bail us out?
358
00:16:57,413 --> 00:16:58,438
Nope.
359
00:17:09,852 --> 00:17:12,742
My son's wedding's in an hour.
I guess I'm gonna miss it.
360
00:17:13,430 --> 00:17:14,687
Well, what does it matter?
361
00:17:14,712 --> 00:17:16,153
Reggie's his daddy now, anyway.
362
00:17:16,881 --> 00:17:19,233
Shut up, Hank. You know, you...
363
00:17:19,624 --> 00:17:22,741
You know what your
problem is, Hank is...
364
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:29,600
Mother of my child.
365
00:17:31,288 --> 00:17:34,061
- I shouldn't have come here.
- Me either.
366
00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:37,280
I wish I was home, looking
at pictures of John.
367
00:17:37,741 --> 00:17:39,153
I also wish I had some pants.
368
00:17:39,178 --> 00:17:41,100
It's freezing here in the big house.
369
00:17:42,639 --> 00:17:45,905
Can't believe that Tommy Two
Tux didn't show up for us.
370
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:47,889
Will you listen to the three of you?
371
00:17:48,163 --> 00:17:50,154
You know what? Vegas
Margaret is not gonna sit here
372
00:17:50,178 --> 00:17:52,072
and listen to you sad sacks complaining.
373
00:17:52,303 --> 00:17:53,591
Here's the deal, Hank.
374
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:56,077
Reggie has more money than you do.
375
00:17:56,170 --> 00:17:58,881
Reggie will always have
more money than you do,
376
00:17:59,170 --> 00:18:02,458
and he will be better looking, and
he will be more charming...
377
00:18:02,483 --> 00:18:03,741
Get to the point.
378
00:18:04,397 --> 00:18:05,842
You can't control all of that.
379
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:08,482
What you can control is your
relationship with your son,
380
00:18:08,507 --> 00:18:10,984
so stop moping and go talk to him.
381
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,576
And you, Sid, you can
have a John pity party
382
00:18:13,601 --> 00:18:16,499
for the rest of your life,
or you can choose to move on.
383
00:18:16,788 --> 00:18:19,492
And Charlie, it's time to stop lying.
384
00:18:19,882 --> 00:18:21,693
We love you. You don't
have to keep making up
385
00:18:21,718 --> 00:18:24,515
these crazy stories
about your fake past.
386
00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:26,765
Ah.
387
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:30,933
If it ain't Charlie Sell Phones.
388
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:33,546
- You're looking good.
- Tommy Two Tux.
389
00:18:33,999 --> 00:18:35,077
You're not.
390
00:18:36,112 --> 00:18:37,921
- You were saying, Margaret?
- Oh.
391
00:18:38,437 --> 00:18:41,022
Marone. Get a load of the
outfit on this broad, eh?
392
00:18:43,546 --> 00:18:44,849
Look, you guys are free to go.
393
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:45,896
- Oh.
- Yeah.
394
00:18:45,921 --> 00:18:48,702
Oh, FYI... uh, that
manager at that restaurant
395
00:18:48,725 --> 00:18:50,778
- Yeah.
- Yeah. He's gonna be mopping stalls
396
00:18:50,803 --> 00:18:53,631
at the Hard Rock from now on.
397
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,014
Charlie, you came through.
398
00:18:57,639 --> 00:19:00,482
Looks like I'm gonna make
my son's wedding after all.
399
00:19:02,356 --> 00:19:03,412
Lorraine.
400
00:19:04,568 --> 00:19:05,576
Lorraine!
401
00:19:08,068 --> 00:19:09,100
Last call.
402
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:10,568
Vodka tonic.
403
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,165
- Are you ready?
- Ready, man. I'm ready, man.
404
00:19:19,248 --> 00:19:21,608
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Let's do it. Let's do it.
405
00:19:21,982 --> 00:19:22,985
Oh, there you are, Dad.
406
00:19:23,943 --> 00:19:25,193
Thanks for dressing up.
407
00:19:26,357 --> 00:19:28,381
Hey, guys. Will you, uh,
excuse us for a minute?
408
00:19:28,469 --> 00:19:29,615
Yeah.
409
00:19:31,028 --> 00:19:32,548
You know, there's food in the hallway.
410
00:19:35,498 --> 00:19:36,975
Listen...
411
00:19:37,264 --> 00:19:38,795
I want to apologize.
412
00:19:39,592 --> 00:19:41,756
I know I was acting crazy,
413
00:19:42,568 --> 00:19:43,615
'cause...
414
00:19:43,928 --> 00:19:46,709
I just feel like Reggie's
replacing me, man.
415
00:19:46,857 --> 00:19:47,935
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
416
00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:49,779
Come on, I like Reggie.
417
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,287
He's my friend.
418
00:19:51,872 --> 00:19:52,872
But you're my dad.
419
00:19:53,227 --> 00:19:54,506
There's no replacing you.
420
00:19:55,658 --> 00:19:56,690
And if this is about Reggie hosting
421
00:19:56,714 --> 00:19:58,634
- the wedding, then...
- No, it's more than that.
422
00:19:59,025 --> 00:20:00,618
Y'all just seem like you're closer.
423
00:20:00,704 --> 00:20:05,204
You know, with the trips,
the hugs, all the inside jokes.
424
00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:06,848
Yeah, but that's never been your style.
425
00:20:06,922 --> 00:20:08,291
No, it ha-never has.
426
00:20:08,704 --> 00:20:09,711
But I want it to be.
427
00:20:10,086 --> 00:20:12,305
I want to be there for you from now on.
428
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,186
And I want to be a part of your wedding.
429
00:20:14,406 --> 00:20:15,429
I'd love that.
430
00:20:15,646 --> 00:20:18,432
All right. And I'm gonna
walk you down the aisle.
431
00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:20,579
You ever been to a wedding?
That's not something...
432
00:20:20,603 --> 00:20:24,860
I'm walking you down that aisle.
433
00:20:24,885 --> 00:20:26,561
- Okay, Pop. Okay, okay.
- Okay.
434
00:20:26,837 --> 00:20:29,189
- So, how you feeling?
- Uh...
435
00:20:29,275 --> 00:20:31,657
- a little nervous, to be honest.
- Well, that's natural, man.
436
00:20:31,681 --> 00:20:33,470
You don't have to be strong, okay?
437
00:20:33,517 --> 00:20:35,144
'Cause you can be weak
438
00:20:35,188 --> 00:20:38,191
knowing that your daddy
is gonna be your rock.
439
00:20:39,888 --> 00:20:42,267
This... this my baby.
440
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,063
My little baby boy.
441
00:20:44,308 --> 00:20:45,321
You get...
442
00:20:45,372 --> 00:20:47,017
Oh, I'm not gonna make it.
443
00:20:47,192 --> 00:20:50,543
Oh, I'm just... just joyful.
444
00:20:52,248 --> 00:20:54,004
You done found your queen.
445
00:20:54,074 --> 00:20:55,338
All right, then.
446
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:57,152
Oh, he gonna...
447
00:20:58,051 --> 00:20:59,371
Ooh!
448
00:21:00,848 --> 00:21:04,316
Oh, that's my son! Lord!
449
00:21:05,863 --> 00:21:07,027
Here she comes.
450
00:21:08,176 --> 00:21:11,848
Oh!
451
00:21:12,051 --> 00:21:13,729
She look like a angel,
452
00:21:13,754 --> 00:21:16,402
like she's just floating on in.
453
00:21:17,168 --> 00:21:20,496
Oh. Oh!
454
00:21:23,410 --> 00:21:26,339
Eyes on the prize. She's
coming to get you, Tony...
455
00:21:28,675 --> 00:21:30,792
For ever and ever and ever and ever.
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