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♪ ooh-ooh-ooh ♪♪
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♪ thank you
for bein' a friend ♪
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♪ travel down the road
and back again ♪
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♪ your heart is true ♪
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♪ you're a pal
and a confidante ♪
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♪ and if you threw
a party ♪
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♪ invited everyone
you knew ♪
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♪ you would see ♪
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♪ the biggest gift
would be from me ♪
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♪ and the card attached
would say ♪
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♪ thank you
for bein' a friend ♪
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♪ thank you
for bein' a friend ♪
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♪ thank you
for bein' a friend ♪♪
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Captioning made possible by
witt/thomas/harris productions,
cbs television network,
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And 1992 nci caption club/
grantsmanship
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I just finished
hosing out
the dumpster
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And cleaning up
the back alley.
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Well, thank you,
oliver.
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I appreciate
your pitching in
like that,
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As long as
it doesn't affect
your schoolwork.
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Maybe I'll make you
our custodian
supervisor.
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Oh, I get it.
Handing out titles
instead of raises?
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Well,
I'm not biting.
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The old lady said
she'd make it
worth my while
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If I did
some extra work.
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That's right,
and I wasn't kidding.
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Here you go.
A nice, new,
shiny quarter.
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Hey, thanks.
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Now I can call
the child labor board.
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I'll give you
$5.00 later.
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Check with me
before you do
extra chores.
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We have to watch
what we spend.
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Good morning.
What's up?
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I was telling oliver
we have to drum up
some business.
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I have an idea.
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Ha ha!
Ha ha!
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I said
I have an idea.
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Ha ha!
Ha ha!
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O.K., rose.
What's your idea?
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In order to
drum up business,
we should advertise.
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Something
like fliers.
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Yeah, fliers are cheap.
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Print some up
and put them on car windows.
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That's how dorothy found out
about shady pines.
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My daughter
put me in a home
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That was advertised
on a flier. Isn't that sad?
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You're not getting
this quarter back.
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I'm sorry, rose, honey,
but I don't like fliers.
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It doesn't
have to be fliers.
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We just have to write
"golden palace"
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On something
everybody sees.
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What do you say,
blanche?
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You up for
another tattoo
on your butt?
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Blanche, I need
to talk with you.
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Don't we even get
a good morning,
mr. Grumpy?
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I'm sorry.
Good morning.
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You can do
better than that.
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I used to be grumpy
in the morning.
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Then I promised
to start each day
with a happy song.
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And it works.
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Something like
red, red robin
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Or
zip-a-dee-doo-dah.
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You want to see a black man
walking around theobby
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Singing zip-a-dee-doo-dah?
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Unbelievable.
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Blanche, you're working
the front desk
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Between 2:00 and 5:00
while I do inventory,
right?
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That's right.
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I'll take over at 3:00.
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Ken mcgowan, who writes
that syndicated column
for the times,
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Is checking in today.
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He is?
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I want to make sure
nothing goes wrong.
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I'd feel
more comfortable
checking him in.
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I appreciate that,
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But I'd rather
handle it myself.
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Why don't you let me?
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The person in charge
ought to check him in.
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I have an idea.
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Ha ha!
Ha ha!
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No. Really...
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In this case,
I should be the one--
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You heard my decision.
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Fine.
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Do what you want.
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Well, thank you.
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Wasn't that
a little rough?
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You know
how sensitive
roland is,
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And we can't
run this hotel
without him.
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I know, but sometimes
roland takes
too much for granted.
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He's got to learn
that I own this hotel.
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You mean
we own this hotel.
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Yeah, yeah.
We, we.
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You're right on time..
Let's roll.
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What are y'all doing?
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Handing out fliers
with talking prune.
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Oh.
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I told you
not to tell people
my indian name.
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Wait a minute.
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These fliers
have coupons
for free margaritas.
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Yeah.
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The plan is,
they come here,
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Get loaded,
we take their car keys,
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Then they have
to check in.
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It's part of my
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"get drunk and wake up
in a strange hotel,
america" campaign.
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[ring]
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You're not
handing those out--
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Golden palace.
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You can't stop me.
You're checking in
that v.I.P.
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He's got homework.
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So he'll repeat
one year.
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Blanche,
guess what?
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I went
to the television station
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To check on
advertising rates
for the hotel.
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We can't afford that--
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Listen.
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I ran into an old friend
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Who's producing
the barbara legrant show.
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The afternoon talk show.
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Anyway,
we struck a deal.
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Starting today, they'll
plug the hotel on tv.
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We just have to
put up the guests
from their show.
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You did this without
checking with me?
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I had to act fast.
Lots of hotels
were after this.
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I thought
you'd be happy.
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I am. I just wish
you'd checked
with me first.
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I do check with you
first.
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That's why I didn't
run right out
and buy the hotel mascot.
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Mascot?
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For the slogan
I came up with.
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"the golden palace.
Not a baa-ad place to stay."
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Listen to me.
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No sheep, rose.
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"no sheep, rose."
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That's all
I ever hear from you.
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Who told sophia
to hand out these fliers
on the corner?
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She got away from me.
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It's hard to maintain
the hotel's classy image
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With an old lady and kid
going, "check it out."
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I'll take care
of it later.
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Are you through
with inventory already?
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You said
the person in charge
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Should check in
mr. Mcgowan.
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Since you obviously
aren't in charge--
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Are you saying
I cannot run a hotel?
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I make important decisions
every day.
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I'm not looking
for a fight.
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Who's ken mcgowan anyway--
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Some hack writer
for a two-bit tabloid?
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I'm ken mcgowan.
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And I'm a fan.
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Nice to see you again,
mr. Mcgowan.
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I have a reservation.
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Yes, indeedy, you do.
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I've put you in room 302,
our largest suite.
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O.K.
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What about 306?
It has a lovely
ocean view.
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O.K.
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306 also faces the street.
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Besides, I've sent
a basket of fruit up to 302.
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O.K.
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Perhaps mr. Mcgowan
would like some
iced champagne.
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I have a coupon
for a free margarita.
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O.K.
O.K.
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I'll show you
both rooms,
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And you can
judge for yourself.
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O.K.
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Just follow me, please,
mr. Mcgowan.
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Did you see that?
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He usurped me.
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[telephone rings]
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Golden palace.
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Yes, she is. Rose?
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It's a jason
from unusual pets.
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Well, I can't imagine
what this is.
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Probably
a wrong number.
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Cancel the sheep.
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Yo, oliver.
Can you get me
some steaks?
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Yeah, sure.
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Thanks.
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Mmm. That bread
smells good.
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Where did you learn
to cook?
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When I was 18,
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I went to
the fashion institute
of technology.
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You see,
I had this dream.
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I wanted
to design clothes,
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Make an impact,
redefine the male image.
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Also, I drew number seven
in the draft lottery.
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So I learned to cook
in the service.
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Well, here you go.
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Well, thanks.
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Man, this is
frozen solid.
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Sophia put all the meat
back in the freezer
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To make room
for the margarita mix.
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She's expecting
a rush on it tonight.
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See you later.
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Doesn't sophia know
when you defrost meat
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You have to cook it?
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If you refreeze it,
people could get sick--
maybe even die.
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I'm ready to help.
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How about I make
a hamburger first?
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Chuy!
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All the meat was ruined
to make room
for your margarita mix.
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So call the butcher
and order some meat.
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[mimicking sophia]
call the butcher
and order some meat.
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00:09:03,207 --> 00:09:05,208
Yeah,
I could do that.
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00:09:07,178 --> 00:09:10,913
Jose, it's chuy down
at the golden palace.
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I need some meat
for tonight.
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I don't care
what it costs.
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What's going on?
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I don't care about
special delivery charges.
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Hang up that phone.
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Wait. The boss
is giving me
a dirty look.
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Not roland. The lady
I told you about.
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[laughing]
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Yeah, that one.
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Ha ha ha!
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I got to go.
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Chuy, I told you,
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Anything you order
has to be initialed
by me first.
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Blanche,
you're supposed to be
at the front desk.
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I'm not
in a good mood.
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Have you tried singing
zip-a-dee-doo-dah?
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There you go!
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It's not 4:30 yet.
My shift's not over
till 5:00.
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It's almost time
for our tv promo.
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We got a plug on
the barbara legrantshow.
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We're putting up
her guests.
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00:10:04,968 --> 00:10:07,704
That'll really help
our business.
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00:10:07,771 --> 00:10:10,707
Blanche thought
I should check
with her first.
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00:10:10,774 --> 00:10:12,008
Me, too.
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00:10:12,076 --> 00:10:14,244
She said to check
with her first.
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Just go back
to the old way
of doing things.
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That's twice
you've usurped me!
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Any other problems,
chuy, come to me.
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Thrice!
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I got work to do.
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Oh.
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00:10:28,792 --> 00:10:30,727
Roland,
I'm talking to you.
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00:10:30,794 --> 00:10:34,163
Will you please
listen to me?
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Ah, roland.
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00:10:35,233 --> 00:10:36,899
Blanche, look.
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00:10:36,967 --> 00:10:38,868
You're always
on our backs.
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00:10:38,936 --> 00:10:41,538
Just...
Lighten up a little.
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00:10:41,606 --> 00:10:44,374
You're forgetting
that I own this hotel.
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We!
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Yeah, yeah. We.
250
00:10:47,645 --> 00:10:50,647
But I'm the boss.
Don't contradict me.
251
00:10:50,715 --> 00:10:52,549
Before this gets worse,
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Take a break
while I cool off.
253
00:10:55,018 --> 00:10:57,153
Come here.
Our promo's on.
254
00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:59,623
Guests of
the barbara legrant show
255
00:10:59,690 --> 00:11:03,192
Stay at the lovelygolden palace hotelin miami.
256
00:11:03,261 --> 00:11:06,195
Maybe this wasn't
a bad idea, rose.
257
00:11:06,264 --> 00:11:07,664
Thanks for watching.
258
00:11:07,732 --> 00:11:10,700
Tune in tomorrowwhen our topic is
259
00:11:10,768 --> 00:11:12,935
"men who killand are set free."
260
00:11:13,003 --> 00:11:14,337
Excuse me.
261
00:11:20,210 --> 00:11:23,112
I'm doing
the barbara legrant show
tomorrow.
262
00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:25,682
Could I get my room,
please?
263
00:11:27,385 --> 00:11:29,753
See her.
I'm on my break.
264
00:11:38,228 --> 00:11:41,563
Did you say you're doing
the babarbara legrant show?
265
00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:45,234
I'm a guest
on the show tomorrow.
266
00:11:45,301 --> 00:11:48,636
I'm nervous.
I need a room
that's very quiet.
267
00:11:48,704 --> 00:11:50,272
Our rooms are quiet.
268
00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:55,177
Not so quiet
you wouldn't hear somebody
screaming for help.
269
00:11:55,245 --> 00:11:58,180
Give me a room
away from people.
270
00:11:58,248 --> 00:12:00,249
You see, I'm a loner.
271
00:12:02,252 --> 00:12:05,153
Nothing wrong with
being a loner--rose!
272
00:12:05,221 --> 00:12:09,124
Come and help me
check in mister, uh, um...
273
00:12:09,192 --> 00:12:12,261
Cosay.
Gordon m. Cosay.
274
00:12:12,328 --> 00:12:14,462
And--and what does
the "m" stand for?
275
00:12:14,530 --> 00:12:17,432
Macrae. My parents
were big fans
of gordon macrae.
276
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,467
All my life I heard,
277
00:12:19,535 --> 00:12:22,470
"why can't you
be more like
gordon macrae?"
278
00:12:22,538 --> 00:12:25,540
How the hell
are you supposed to be
more like gordon macrae!
279
00:12:25,608 --> 00:12:27,842
I don't know.
I don't know.
280
00:12:27,911 --> 00:12:31,013
May we help you
with your bag?
281
00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,015
Please don't touch
my things.
282
00:12:33,082 --> 00:12:35,750
I hate it when people
touch my things.
283
00:12:35,818 --> 00:12:37,752
Don't touch his things,
rose.
284
00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:38,853
I didn't.
285
00:12:38,922 --> 00:12:42,925
Don't worry.
We're putting you
in room 312.
286
00:12:42,992 --> 00:12:46,128
It's very quiet,
mr. Macrae.
287
00:12:46,195 --> 00:12:47,129
Cosay!
288
00:12:47,196 --> 00:12:50,165
Macrae's just
my stupid middle name.
289
00:12:50,233 --> 00:12:52,734
I'm going
to my room now.
290
00:12:53,736 --> 00:12:55,137
Go. Go with god.
291
00:12:55,204 --> 00:12:56,972
[sighs]
292
00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,441
Chuy, the killer
wants his steak,
293
00:12:59,508 --> 00:13:01,977
And he wants it
right now.
294
00:13:02,045 --> 00:13:04,212
I sent oliver out
to get him one.
295
00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,948
He won't wait
much longer.
296
00:13:06,015 --> 00:13:07,615
How about another
margarita?
297
00:13:07,683 --> 00:13:09,117
I tried that.
298
00:13:09,185 --> 00:13:12,554
He's worried what
the salt will do
to his blood pressure.
299
00:13:12,621 --> 00:13:14,789
See if he wants
some nachos.
300
00:13:14,857 --> 00:13:17,525
It's meat, man!
We need meat!
301
00:13:20,463 --> 00:13:21,363
O.K. Look.
302
00:13:21,431 --> 00:13:24,333
I'll go out
and reason with him, o.K.?
303
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,335
Even a nut can understand
304
00:13:26,402 --> 00:13:29,704
I can't cook him a steak
if I don't have one.
305
00:13:29,772 --> 00:13:32,807
I'll have him order
something else.
306
00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:34,776
[gordon yelling]
where's my meat?
307
00:13:34,844 --> 00:13:36,778
We need meat, man.
308
00:13:36,846 --> 00:13:37,779
Meat. Meat.
309
00:13:37,847 --> 00:13:40,282
I'm going
to get some meat.
310
00:13:43,219 --> 00:13:44,652
I bet three.
311
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,322
You're bluffing,
grandma.
312
00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:49,391
I don't see
any fruit.
313
00:13:50,726 --> 00:13:51,659
Hmm...
314
00:13:51,727 --> 00:13:53,161
All right.
I call.
315
00:13:53,229 --> 00:13:54,562
Pair of 9s.
316
00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:56,231
Three 3s.
317
00:13:56,299 --> 00:14:00,469
Mama's going
to bake herself a pie.
318
00:14:00,536 --> 00:14:01,970
Want another one?
319
00:14:02,038 --> 00:14:03,571
Yeah, sure.
Why not?
320
00:14:03,639 --> 00:14:05,107
What's going on?
321
00:14:05,174 --> 00:14:06,941
Sophia got my pot.
322
00:14:07,010 --> 00:14:10,612
She's a good cook.
She'll use it well.
323
00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:12,680
Not that pot.
The other kind.
324
00:14:15,485 --> 00:14:18,320
What in the hell
is going on here?
325
00:14:18,388 --> 00:14:20,622
We were playing poker,
and she won.
326
00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:21,890
What do you think?
327
00:14:21,957 --> 00:14:23,492
Oh!
328
00:14:23,559 --> 00:14:24,993
Wait a minute!
329
00:14:25,061 --> 00:14:26,495
Blanche, I'm shocked.
330
00:14:26,562 --> 00:14:29,498
Do I look like
the kind of guy
331
00:14:29,565 --> 00:14:32,401
That would
smoke marijuana?
332
00:14:34,737 --> 00:14:36,704
Well, no.
333
00:14:36,772 --> 00:14:38,840
Damn straight, no.
334
00:14:38,908 --> 00:14:40,342
Here you go.
335
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:42,310
How many
have you had?
336
00:14:42,378 --> 00:14:44,812
Seven.
337
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:45,813
Seven!
338
00:14:45,881 --> 00:14:47,916
That's too much
tequila.
339
00:14:47,983 --> 00:14:49,918
There's
no tequila in this.
340
00:14:49,985 --> 00:14:53,121
I'm whacked out
on blood sugar. Whee!
341
00:14:55,191 --> 00:14:57,625
I'm so glad
you're all here.
342
00:14:57,693 --> 00:15:01,129
I can't sleep
with that man
in this hotel.
343
00:15:01,197 --> 00:15:02,964
Me neither.
Not because
I'm scared.
344
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,933
I'm so mad
at roland.
345
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,269
I'm mad at
you all, too.
346
00:15:07,336 --> 00:15:08,770
What did we do?
347
00:15:08,837 --> 00:15:10,838
You're not
supporting me.
348
00:15:10,906 --> 00:15:12,140
Do you realize
349
00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:14,443
How important
this hotel
is to me?
350
00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:17,379
I've always
wondered what it
would be like
351
00:15:17,447 --> 00:15:19,381
To run
my own business.
352
00:15:19,449 --> 00:15:21,383
I remember when
I was younger
353
00:15:21,451 --> 00:15:23,385
And wanting
my own business.
354
00:15:23,453 --> 00:15:25,720
I sat myself down
and I said,
355
00:15:25,788 --> 00:15:28,223
"what am I
really good at
356
00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:31,059
That would make me
lots of money?"
357
00:15:31,127 --> 00:15:32,127
Ooh, ooh!
358
00:15:34,163 --> 00:15:36,498
It had to be something
I enjoyed doing.
359
00:15:36,566 --> 00:15:38,800
Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh!
360
00:15:40,002 --> 00:15:42,404
And something
that would
benefit mankind.
361
00:15:42,472 --> 00:15:44,473
Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
362
00:15:46,242 --> 00:15:49,111
And of course
it had to be legal.
363
00:15:49,178 --> 00:15:50,778
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
364
00:15:53,216 --> 00:15:56,384
Did you ever
go into business,
sophia?
365
00:15:56,452 --> 00:15:58,686
I rented out
our apartment in brooklyn.
366
00:15:58,754 --> 00:16:01,022
I put a sign outside,
that read,
367
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:07,362
"see dorothy. World's
biggest baby. 25 cents."
368
00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:10,365
Charlie and I were going
to start a business once.
369
00:16:10,433 --> 00:16:12,367
We'd been
to washington, d.C.,
370
00:16:12,435 --> 00:16:15,370
And spent all our money
getting the rights
371
00:16:15,438 --> 00:16:18,440
To run the gift shop
at the white house.
372
00:16:18,508 --> 00:16:21,909
A private citizen
can't run
a gift shop there.
373
00:16:21,977 --> 00:16:27,215
I know, I know.
All right, I know.
374
00:16:27,283 --> 00:16:30,218
So you see, blanche,
we've all had our dreams.
375
00:16:30,286 --> 00:16:33,188
We all want
the hotel to work,
especially roland.
376
00:16:33,256 --> 00:16:36,424
You're getting mad at him
for wanting what you want.
377
00:16:36,492 --> 00:16:37,425
Roland's young.
378
00:16:37,493 --> 00:16:40,428
He has plenty of time
for his dreams.
379
00:16:40,496 --> 00:16:42,297
He ought
to apologize to me.
380
00:16:42,365 --> 00:16:44,199
I'm going to bed.
381
00:16:44,267 --> 00:16:46,701
Would you look in
on oliver?
382
00:16:46,769 --> 00:16:47,769
Yeah, sure.
383
00:16:53,242 --> 00:16:55,177
Roland?
Uh, hi. It's me.
384
00:16:55,244 --> 00:16:58,480
Would you check on oliver
and make sure
everything's o.K.?
385
00:16:58,548 --> 00:17:00,081
Thanks.
386
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,083
What are you doing,
rose?
387
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:06,555
Putting our hotel
back together.
388
00:17:06,622 --> 00:17:08,657
[knock on door]
it's open.
389
00:17:10,193 --> 00:17:13,495
Hi. I just came by
to say good night.
390
00:17:13,563 --> 00:17:14,496
Thananks.
391
00:17:14,564 --> 00:17:15,730
Can we talk?
392
00:17:15,798 --> 00:17:18,733
Sure. What do you want
to talk about?
393
00:17:18,801 --> 00:17:20,968
Why do you hate roland?
394
00:17:21,036 --> 00:17:23,471
Well, oliver,
I don't hate roland.
395
00:17:23,539 --> 00:17:25,973
We're just having
a little misunderstanding.
396
00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:29,010
I just want what's best
for this hotel.
397
00:17:29,078 --> 00:17:31,045
Doesn't roland
want that, too?
398
00:17:31,113 --> 00:17:33,047
I mean,
why wouldn't he?
399
00:17:33,115 --> 00:17:35,383
This is our home.
400
00:17:35,451 --> 00:17:39,153
Yeah, it is, isn't it?
401
00:17:39,222 --> 00:17:41,423
[knock on door]
402
00:17:41,490 --> 00:17:42,557
Hey, oliver.
403
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:45,427
Oh, I'm sorry.
I just came
to say good night.
404
00:17:45,494 --> 00:17:48,396
Aren't you going
to go after him?
405
00:17:48,464 --> 00:17:52,066
Yeah, yeah.
I know when I'm licked.
406
00:17:52,134 --> 00:17:53,501
Roland...
407
00:17:53,569 --> 00:17:55,002
Come over here.
408
00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:57,305
You want me
to check with you
409
00:17:57,373 --> 00:18:00,275
If I want
to say good night
to oliver?
410
00:18:00,343 --> 00:18:01,610
I'm his
foster parent.
411
00:18:01,677 --> 00:18:05,046
I should be allowed
to say good night
to him.
412
00:18:05,114 --> 00:18:08,049
You certainly know a lot
about the hotel business.
413
00:18:08,117 --> 00:18:11,052
Why don't you continue
doing what you were doing
414
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:14,188
Before I started
my little reign of terror.
415
00:18:14,257 --> 00:18:15,323
That's it?
416
00:18:15,391 --> 00:18:17,359
What do you mean,
that's it?
417
00:18:17,426 --> 00:18:19,361
I don't even rate
an apology?
418
00:18:19,428 --> 00:18:20,862
That was my apology.
419
00:18:20,929 --> 00:18:21,829
Excuse me.
420
00:18:21,897 --> 00:18:24,866
No. That was, "I may
have been wrong,
421
00:18:24,933 --> 00:18:26,868
"but now the hotel's
falling apart,
422
00:18:26,935 --> 00:18:29,170
Could you go back
to running it?"
423
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:31,839
Could I get
some ice, please?
424
00:18:34,410 --> 00:18:37,245
I overreacted,
didn't I?
425
00:18:37,313 --> 00:18:38,380
I'm sorry.
426
00:18:38,447 --> 00:18:41,082
Sometimes
I can come off
a little, um...
427
00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:42,584
A little weird?
428
00:18:42,652 --> 00:18:44,051
You come off weird.
429
00:18:45,954 --> 00:18:48,323
Talk to people.
Don't yell all the time.
430
00:18:48,391 --> 00:18:49,824
That's
some good advice.
431
00:18:49,892 --> 00:18:51,859
Lady,
can I give you some?
432
00:18:51,927 --> 00:18:52,927
Uh, yeah.
433
00:18:52,995 --> 00:18:54,061
Come here!
434
00:18:56,131 --> 00:18:59,033
Everybody needs
to be needed.
435
00:18:59,101 --> 00:19:01,135
Just tell him
that you need him.
436
00:19:02,338 --> 00:19:03,438
Do it!
437
00:19:08,311 --> 00:19:09,744
I need you.
438
00:19:09,812 --> 00:19:11,913
I need you, too.
439
00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:13,515
Aah!
Sweet dreams.
440
00:19:20,989 --> 00:19:21,923
Oh!
441
00:19:21,990 --> 00:19:23,024
Oh!
442
00:19:23,091 --> 00:19:24,025
Oh!
443
00:19:24,092 --> 00:19:25,527
You were just great.
444
00:19:25,594 --> 00:19:26,795
No. You were better.
445
00:19:26,862 --> 00:19:27,796
Listen,
446
00:19:27,863 --> 00:19:29,798
I meant what I said.
447
00:19:29,865 --> 00:19:34,302
I think maybe
in my quest to make
this hotel work,
448
00:19:34,370 --> 00:19:37,305
I sometimes forget
to tell people
around me
449
00:19:37,373 --> 00:19:39,307
How much I need them.
450
00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:42,477
I do need you, roland,
and I apologize.
451
00:19:42,545 --> 00:19:45,179
I accept. Thank you,
452
00:19:45,247 --> 00:19:46,481
And I apologize, too.
453
00:19:46,549 --> 00:19:48,015
O.K.
454
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:50,051
I'm really glad
you stopd by
455
00:19:50,118 --> 00:19:52,053
To tell oliver
good night.
456
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:55,022
I have to admit,
I was a little scared.
457
00:19:55,090 --> 00:19:57,058
There's nothing
to be scared about.
458
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:58,526
[gordon]
ice headache! Aah!
459
00:19:58,594 --> 00:20:00,061
Ice headache!
460
00:20:00,128 --> 00:20:01,496
Run this way! Run!
461
00:20:08,537 --> 00:20:09,937
Oh!
462
00:20:11,407 --> 00:20:12,841
Look who's up.
463
00:20:12,908 --> 00:20:14,141
Good afternoon,
sleepyhead.
464
00:20:14,209 --> 00:20:15,643
How's that
sugar hangover?
465
00:20:15,711 --> 00:20:18,680
Dry up, you round-heeled
mattress queen.
466
00:20:21,049 --> 00:20:24,051
What a zip-a-dee-
doo-dah day!
467
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,188
Good afternoon,
sophia.
468
00:20:27,256 --> 00:20:29,957
I'm going to hurl.
469
00:20:32,327 --> 00:20:34,262
The barbara legrant show's
coming on.
470
00:20:34,329 --> 00:20:36,831
Don't you want
to see our guest?
471
00:20:36,899 --> 00:20:38,332
Yeah. That poor man.
472
00:20:38,401 --> 00:20:42,537
He was kind of sad
when you think of it.
473
00:20:42,605 --> 00:20:44,572
And welcome.Today's topic,
474
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:46,908
"men who killand are set free."
475
00:20:46,975 --> 00:20:48,410
Just look at him.
476
00:20:48,477 --> 00:20:50,412
That poor sad
scared thing.
477
00:20:50,479 --> 00:20:55,417
My first guest is fromthe gainesville prisonfor the criminally insane.
478
00:20:55,484 --> 00:20:59,954
Head psychiatristdr. Gordon m. Cosay.
479
00:21:02,925 --> 00:21:05,794
Do you believe that?
He's a psychiatrist.
480
00:21:05,861 --> 00:21:09,497
I guess I didn't make
such a stupid mistake
after all.
481
00:21:09,565 --> 00:21:13,301
[gordon] murderers needa stress-free environment.
482
00:21:13,368 --> 00:21:16,304
I want to say to thekillers on the panel,
483
00:21:16,371 --> 00:21:19,307
If you're lookingfor a place to relax,
484
00:21:19,374 --> 00:21:21,576
I highly recommendthe golden palace.
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