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Next.
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Hi!
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Ew! What the hell?!
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That barista just let these people
cut in line.
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Yeah, it's 'cause they're
free scone people.
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Huh?
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Kim, there are two types of people
in this world.
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Those who get free scones
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and those who don't.
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And those that get them,
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they go through life
with a certain kind of ease.
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Things just happen to them,
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things non-scone-getters
can only dream of.
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Like getting stopped on the street
by a cute boy
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who just whisks them away
to Palm Springs for the weekend.
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Mm-hmm.
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Or getting 275 likes on a selfie
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even though you're just, like,
a PR major at UCSB.
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Fuck you, Liz.
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Exactly.
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They think this is normal.
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They have no idea how lucky they are.
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Excuse me!
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You're fine!
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Um... Blueberry scone, please.
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We're out of plates.
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$4.25.
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Okay.
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Listen, little barista man.
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We're not paying for that.
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You know what you did.
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Let's go, Ryan.
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Sorry.
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Hi.
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What are you doing?
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His name is Phil.
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Ugh.
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Phil's like the name
of a used car salesman.
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Not chic!
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He might be.
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Nobody on the Neighborhood Watch Committee
knows what he does.
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He hasn't introduced himself to anyone.
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Isn't that rude?
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He sounds like a monster.
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Shoot! He saw me!
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Okay, calm down.
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Mom,
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when are we going to talk about
me moving out?
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I am hungry.
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Do you want some lunch?
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Sure, but only if we're making
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"let's stop avoiding this
and just discuss it" sandwiches.
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Ryan, we have talked about this before.
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I just... I don't think you're able
to live on your own.
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Mom, I don't even need your permission.
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My CP money's gonna pay
for everything, so...
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Who sued the hospital
and got you that money?
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And now you want to blow it away.
No.
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Not on my watch.
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Stop watching everyone
and just get a fucking life.
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I'm sorry.
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Fine.
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You want to move out?
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Let me help you find a place.
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Okay, this is a trick.
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You're going to find me some
basement in Reseda and be like,
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"Oops, sorry, that's all there is."
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No.
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Finding an apartment is hard,
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and I... you've never done it before.
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I don't want you to get screwed over.
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Let me help.
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Okay. Thank you.
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And that's why I'm scared of the daytime.
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Kim, how's the listicle coming?
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"How to Look Like a Million Bucks"?
It's really short.
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It just says, "Have a million bucks."
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Great. Very relatable.
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Now, I need sex stories.
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Diversity hire, you got anything?
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I'm kidding.
Straight white men are canceled.
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Ryan, I saw you leaving my pool party
to hook up with Keaton.
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Can you tell our readers about it?
In graphic detail?
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Um...
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I would, but it's a total violation
of his privacy.
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Fine.
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You know, your piece about
getting hit by a car
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is still doing amazing.
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Maybe you should consider
injuring yourself again.
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Nothing major. Just like a bruised rib?
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I'm kidding. Don't tell HR.
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Did you and Keaton
really hook up?
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You can tell me.
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I had a fake boyfriend
from the ages of 12 to...
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Mind your own fucking business.
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No.
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I didn't stand a chance.
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He's like the definition
of a free-scone person.
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I don't get it.
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Do you think you're like
the gay Babadook or something?
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No.
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I guess if I'm just being honest
with myself,
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I haven't really felt the same
since my accident.
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Well,
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how long has it been since you've had...
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sexual relations?
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I am not disclosing that.
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Oh, come on.
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I once went a year and a half.
It was terrible.
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I truly felt like Charlize Theron
in Monster.
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But it sharpened my senses.
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Right now, I'm sensing
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this might be a virgin situation.
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Maybe.
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Don't tell anyone, okay?
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Sorry, can't.
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I got to put you on the virgin registry.
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It's called the No-Fuck List.
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I won't say shit.
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I promise.
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Besides, this ends today.
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Samantha.
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Meet the P that's gonna take your V.
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I don't think my A
can take that.
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Eh, some lube and a can-do attitude,
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you'll be fine.
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I'm sorry, how do you sleep
on this twin bed?
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Kim, I can't...
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I can't do this.
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Hiring a sex worker just feels...
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I don't know, it feels desperate.
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Okay, that attitude,
very five think pieces ago.
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My friends hire them all the time.
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Yeah, and I'm sure they also have
a lot of sex that they don't pay for.
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Look, it's not that complicated.
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If you have clogged pipes,
you call a plumber.
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If you're having a problem
with your curtains... Well, good luck.
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I don't fucking know about curtains.
The point is,
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if you need to have sex,
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there are people
who can help you have sex.
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Mom, you have to knock! Kim and I could've
been hooking up.
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This is Kim?
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Hi!
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It's so nice to finally meet you.
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I gotta say, I love your son, Ms. Hayes.
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And I usually hate gay people
who've been hit by cars.
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Well, he is a triple threat.
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Gay, hit by a car, and...
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Mom, hi. What's up? What do you want?
What's going on?
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I want to know when we're going
to the Macaroni Grill.
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Have you been?
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- No.
- Kim, it is delicious.
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Oh, my God.
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They have these Italian nachos,
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they are delicious.
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They don't have them in the menu anymore,
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and I asked, I said, "What happened?"
and they said,
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"Oh, no, nobody ordered them."
I was like, "Hello! Right here!"
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Yeah!
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That's messed up, Ms. Hayes!
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Mom,
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I'm actually busy tonight.
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Kim and I, we're going to hang out
with her friend Shay.
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Oh, mm-hmm, yeah.
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Yeah, we're going to a very special
screening of Pretty Woman.
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Okay.
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Well, then, I guess it's just
dinner for one.
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Okay.
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Open or closed?
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Closed.
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Have fun.
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Bye.
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Just walk up the steps. I'm up here.
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Ryan.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
- I'm Shay.
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Sorry.
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We got a nervous one.
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This is... This is my first time.
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Not having sex, just hiring a prostitute.
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I mean, sex worker. Sorry.
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I like that...
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um... suit.
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What is that? Did you just come
from, like, a wedding or...?
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Your body...
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You have a very nice one.
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Oh, thank you.
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Yeah. Do you want to take off
your clothes?
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Sure.
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Okay.
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Need a little...
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- Oh, yeah, thank you.
- ...help with the buttons?
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Um...
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Your dog's cute.
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Thank you.
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He works at the post office
on the weekends.
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Oh.
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Oh, this is a clip-on tie.
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- So, yeah...
- That's great.
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Why not, right?
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Thank you.
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Very nice body.
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Thank you.
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- Here you go. Wiggle you out of these.
- Okay.
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- Sorry!
- My God!
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- That's fine.
- I'm so sorry.
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- That's okay, Ryan. No.
- I'm so sorry.
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That's okay.
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Sorry, I didn't mean to react like that.
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You know, being hit in the face
usually costs an extra $100,
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but I'm gonna give you a freebie.
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Why don't we loosen you up, huh?
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Give you a little massage
Pickles, off.
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Yeah, there you go.
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Right there.
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Oh, you got goose bumps, huh?
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Yeah, just breathe.
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Hey.
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So how filthy are your windows?
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Pardon me?
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You been cleaning them every day
for a week.
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They look pretty spotless to me.
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You don't know that.
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You're right.
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I don't really know your windows.
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That's pretty insensitive of me.
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- Where do you want to go on a date?
- Wait, I don't understand.
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A date.
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You know, where two people get together,
they eat food and consume alcohol,
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in the hopes of forging
a human connection.
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Come on, I just moved in
from the faraway place of Calabasas.
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I need somebody to show me around.
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Calabasas is, like, ten minutes away.
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Wait, I don't even know you.
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Gosh, I wonder how
we're gonna change that.
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I don't know.
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Is there a problem?
I mean, are you taken?
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No.
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Well, then, why don't you stop spying
on me from behind the window?
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I am not spying on you!
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All right, cleaning your windows
and have dinner with me.
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- Does that feel good?
- Mm-hmm.
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How does this feel?
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- Good.
- Good?
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- You want to fuck?
- Uh-huh.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Lift your legs up.
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Good.
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- Let me take your underwear.
- Oh, yeah, of course.
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Sorry.
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- You're good.
- Okay.
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Comfy?
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Uh-huh.
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Great.
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Can you raise your legs?
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They're a little tight.
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Can you open them?
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- Yeah.
- Okay, open them up.
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Got it.
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- Okay.
- Feel that?
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- Yeah.
- Here we go.
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There you go.
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Okay.
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Okay...
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- Now you're gonna feel something.
- Oh, my God!
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Is it in? Are you wearing a condom?
267
00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:25,953
No offense.
268
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:28,038
No, those are just my fingers.
269
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:30,082
- Those are just your fingers?
- Yeah.
270
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,292
Oh, my God!
271
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,586
Yes!
272
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,172
- Yeah.
- Okay.
273
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,507
It's okay, I'll go slow
when we do the real thing.
274
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,591
Okay.
275
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:42,385
Here we go.
276
00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:48,559
Here we go. Are you ready?
277
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:52,104
- Yeah.
- Okay, here we go.
278
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,231
Oh, God.
279
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:55,940
Oh, my God.
280
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,567
Oh.
281
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,778
Oh, God. Okay.
282
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,835
- And release.
- Is it all the way in now?
283
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,573
It's halfway in.
284
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,301
That's more... Oh, there it goes.
285
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,205
- Yeah, whoa, there it goes.
- Oh, my God. Okay.
286
00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:07,495
This feels fucking good.
287
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:09,704
You're sexy.
288
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,374
Where did you come from?
289
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,968
That was insane.
290
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,054
Anal sex...
291
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:27,765
is insane.
292
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,018
It was your first time.
293
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,979
That's so nice. I feel honored.
294
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:39,235
You know, I've had a few clients with CP
and you're by far the most limber.
295
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:41,529
CP...
296
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,743
I have a pretty mild case.
297
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:51,914
And I'm going to have sex soon for free.
Okay? Just so you know.
298
00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:53,289
I believe you.
299
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:55,834
You're cute.
300
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,004
I don't know.
301
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:00,965
You don't need to know. Come here.
302
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,348
Mmm...
303
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:16,647
Mumsy!
304
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:18,524
Hi.
305
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,360
You look different.
306
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,528
I do?
307
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:24,612
Yeah.
308
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,074
I never see you in a suit.
309
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:30,911
I guess I just felt like being fancy,
that's all.
310
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,537
Hi.
311
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:34,748
How was the movie?
312
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,126
- It was good.
- Yeah?
313
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,437
Who doesn't love
a hooker with a heart of gold, you know?
314
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:44,884
So I was looking at apartments on Zillow.
315
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,178
Anyway, there was this
really cute apartment.
316
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:51,140
And it's got French doors,
317
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:52,850
courtyard,
318
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,811
1920s Spanish-style.
319
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,062
Wow, okay.
320
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,356
Is there an extra bedroom
for overbearing mothers
321
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,191
who can't seem to let their gay sons go?
322
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:03,193
- Maybe.
- Okay.
323
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:06,864
Anyway, I just think it maybe
is a good idea
324
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:08,365
that you get your own place.
325
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,743
Maybe it's good for me, too.
326
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,537
So do you want to go on Saturday?
327
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,330
Check it out?
328
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,499
Yes! Oh, my God, yes! Yes! Yes!
329
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,877
Oh, my God, thank you so much.
330
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,630
Oh, do you want a brownie?
331
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:26,550
The old guy that works at the bakery
gave me a few for free.
332
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:29,511
I think he has a little crush on me.
333
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:32,513
Sure.
334
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,600
Who doesn't love a free pastry?
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