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That's a nice dress you're wearing
this morning, Misty.
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- Thanks, Dad.
- Want the entertainment section?
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Not yet, Dad. Thanks.
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- Got any donuts?
- Of course not, Chip.
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- You know they're bad for the teeth.
- Always the dentist.
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Who wants fruit salad?
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I do, please.
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Misty, that's not gum
in your mouth, is it?
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It's sugarless.
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Misty, you know
how I hate gum.
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- All that chomping and chewing.
- I'm sorry, Mom.
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You think I can get 50 cents
for "Village People" on vinyl?
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You might get a buck.
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Carl can't believe how much
I make at swap meets.
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- Who, may I ask, is Carl?
- Just a boy.
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He's picking me up this morning.
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Here we go again.
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He's really cute!
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Misty, cute is not enough.
You know that.
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- She sure can pick 'em.
- He goes to college with me.
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Leave her alone, Chip.
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I think it's great
Misty's got a new beau.
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Chip, honey?
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Thanks, Mom.
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Listen to this.
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"Hillside Strangler gets
his college degree in prison. "
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- That's nice, dear.
- Nice?
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He should have been executed!
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Yeah. The death penalty.
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He killed people, Mom.
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We all have our bad days.
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You'd probably date him.
"He's cute!"
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All right. That's enough.
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Dad, have you ever seen
"Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer"?
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- Oh, sure, Chip.
- I most certainly have not!
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You've been working
in that video shop too long.
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Mind your own business.
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It better hadn't be interfering
with your school work.
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I do great in school, Dad.
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Well, your mother has PTA today.
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We'll see what your teacher
has to say.
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Mom, I hate Mr. Stubbins.
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Don't say "hate," dear.
"Hate" is a very serious word.
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There!
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Scrambled eggs anybody?
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Mrs. Sutphin?
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I'm Detective Pike.
This is Detective Gracey.
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Come in.
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I'm Dr. Eugene Sutphin. What
seems to be the trouble, officers?
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- Is there a killer loose?
- No, son, nothing that exciting.
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This is our son Chip
and our daughter Misty.
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Officer, I'm sorry, but we don't allow
gum in this house.
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Sorry, ma'am.
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We're investigating
obscene phone calls...
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and mail threats to a certain
Mrs. Dottie Hinkle.
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- I know Dottie.
- She lives right down the street.
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- Could you take a look at this-
- And tell us who might be responsible?
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I should warn you:
This note contains language.
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Oh, my!
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That is the limit!
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Let me see!
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No, son.
This is a matter for adults.
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Officers, I have never even said
the "P" word out loud...
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let alone written it down.
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No woman would.
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Officers...
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life doesn't have to be ugly.
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See. Look at the birds out there.
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Listen to their call.
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Chip, there's your ride.
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I'm gonna be late for work.
Bye, honey.
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Hi, Scotty.
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- Thanks for your time, everybody.
- Bye, Detective Pike.
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- Hi, Birdie.
- Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Sutphin.
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That's Birdie. She's a horror nut,
just like my son.
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Birdie, this is Detective Gracey
and Detective Pike.
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- Hiya, boys.
- Bye-bye, honey!
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Good morning, Scott.
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Misty, look what I got:
a Pee-Wee Herman doll.
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Can you sell it for me
at the flea market?
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Wow! Still in the box!
I sure can!
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Oh, God.
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Here comes Carl.
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You must be Mrs. Sutphin.
Carl Pageant.
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Oh, yes. Misty's date.
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More of a friend, really.
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- Take it easy, man.
- Bye.
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See what Birdie gave me
to sell at the flea market?
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That guy's a weirdo.
Come on. Let's go.
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I'll take it.
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- Bye, Mom.
- Bye, honey.
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Oh, detectives.
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Here's something you should be
interested in:
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a grown boy who doesn't wear
his seat belts.
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Christ, that one's
Beaver Cleaver's mother.
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Leave her alone.
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Mrs. Sutphin's about as normal
and nice a lady as we're going to find.
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Is this the Cocksucker residence?
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Goddamn you,
stop calling here!
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- Isn't this 4215 Pussy Way?
- You bitch!
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Now let me check the zip code:
212-FUCK-YOU.
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Beverly darling, you home?
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The police are tracing this call
this very minute.
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Well, Dottie Hinkle, then why
aren't they here, fuckface?
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Fuck you!
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Beverly, you home?
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I know you are.
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- Didn't I just say "fuck you"?
- I beg your pardon.
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Who is this?
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Mrs. Wilson
from the telephone company.
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I understand you're having problems
with an obscene phone caller.
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Yes, I am. I'm sorry, Mrs. Wilson,
but this is driving me crazy.
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I've had my number changed
twice already.
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I'm a divorced woman.
Please help me.
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What exactly does
this sick individual say to you?
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I can't say the words out loud.
I don't use bad language.
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I know it's difficult, but we need
to know the exact words.
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I'll try.
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"Cocksucker. "
That's what she calls me.
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Listen to your filthy mouth,
you fuckin' whore!
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Goddamn you!
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- Motherfucker!
- Cocksucker!
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- Rosemary.
- Are you all right?
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Yes, of course, I'm fine.
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How nice. You remembered.
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It's the least I could do.
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I heard shouting.
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00:11:09,011 --> 00:11:11,172
It's that cable TV company.
You know how they are.
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00:11:12,581 --> 00:11:14,845
- Did you hear about poor Dottie Hinkle?
- Yes, I did.
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It's terrifying. The police were
at my house this morning.
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Now, who on earth would want
to harass poor Dottie Hinkle?
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Mr. Stubbins, my son studies
every night.
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He's trying as hard as he can!
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Some teenagers just aren't
college material, Mrs. Taplotter.
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It's nothing to cry over.
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Now, there are other parents
waiting.
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Thank you for taking the time
to come to PTA.
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- Hi, Betty.
- Oh, hi, Beverly.
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- I love your outfit.
- Thanks.
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Liz Claiborne.
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Well, Mrs. Sutphin,
where's that husband of yours?
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Feeling a little down in the mouth?
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00:13:06,962 --> 00:13:10,125
Ralph, you're so funny.
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Yes, right here.
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I'm Paul Stubbins,
Chip's math teacher.
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It's so nice to meet you.
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Here's a little something I made.
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Fruitcake. Thank you.
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Have a seat.
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Bon app�tit.
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Chip's off to a fine start this year.
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He's focused, conscientious...
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participates actively
in classroom discussions.
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He's a good boy.
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There is one big problem, though.
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What is it?
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His unhealthy obsession
with sick horror films.
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Chip's assistant manager
at a video store.
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That's no excuse
for a morbid imagination.
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I caught him drawing this
in class last week.
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00:14:06,188 --> 00:14:09,316
- Is there a problem at home?
- Of course not!
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Divorce? Alcoholic relative?
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00:14:13,095 --> 00:14:16,428
Tell me: Did Chip torture animals
when he was young?
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00:14:16,499 --> 00:14:18,126
No, he did not!
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We are a loving
and supportive family.
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00:14:22,071 --> 00:14:25,165
Well, you're doing
something wrong.
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I'd recommend therapy
for your son.
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00:14:28,344 --> 00:14:31,211
Thank you for taking the time
to come to PTA.
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00:16:01,403 --> 00:16:02,734
Watch this.
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00:16:02,805 --> 00:16:05,535
Scotty, watch this.
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It's a sheep's tongue.
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This shit is sickening!
Come on, put on some pussy.
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Look, dickhead.
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Blood feast.
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The "Citizen Kane"
of gore movies.
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I don't know what it is about today,
but I feel great!
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- Cookie?
- Excuse me, Mrs. Sutphin!
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- Hi, Mom.
- Hi, Mrs. Sutphin.
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Hi, guys.
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- Look how fake that looks!
- Oh, you kids!
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Here. Have a cookie
and run along home.
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- But, Mom, the video's not over.
- Don't you "but Mom" me.
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Mr. Stubbins seems to think
that these silly movies...
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are interfering
with your schoolwork.
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Oh, boy!
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Mr. Stubbins sucks.
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Man, that one made me puke!
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It's supposed to make you puke.
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You forgot something.
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- Are we leaving?
- Yes, you are.
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Bye, Birdie.
See ya, Scotty.
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00:17:13,108 --> 00:17:14,837
Now, Chip honey...
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I know how hard it is
being a teenager.
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I understand. I'm your mother,
and I love you.
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Could we watch that scene again?
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You know, the one where
he rips her heart out? Please?
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00:17:39,968 --> 00:17:42,835
Ladies and gentlemen,
the perfect meat loaf.
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Looks good, Mom.
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00:17:44,673 --> 00:17:46,140
Nothing like a home-cooked meal,
honey.
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00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:49,541
Misty, I made you your favorite
sesame broccoli.
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00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:51,340
Carl says if I lose ten pounds
he'll take me...
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to the University of Maryland
Memorial Day Beach Blast!
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00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:57,280
Honey, I think that's great
if you wanna lose weight...
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00:17:57,353 --> 00:17:58,843
but I think you should do it
for yourself...
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not for some boy
you hardly even know.
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Carl's a jerk!
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He certainly drives like a jerk.
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00:18:06,729 --> 00:18:10,290
Carl makes me happy and that
threatens this family, doesn't it?
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00:18:10,366 --> 00:18:11,890
Doesn't threaten me, honey.
I'm happy.
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I'm happy too.
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We just want you to be happy.
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I'm so happy I could shit.
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You know how I hate
the brown word.
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That's Rosemary.
Something must be wrong.
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00:18:38,427 --> 00:18:39,792
Turn on the news.
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A teacher at your school
has been murdered!
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- Murdered?
- Who?
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A Mr. Stuber or Stubins.
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Mr. Stubbins.
That's my math teacher!
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Which channel?
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It's on all of them.
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Police claim the driver
of the hit-and-run vehicle...
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ran down the teacher
in cold blood.
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- Did you hear?
- What happened?
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This is so cool.
It's just like a horror movie.
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It's on. I'll call you back.
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00:19:10,159 --> 00:19:11,888
Mr. Paul Stubbins was
38 years old.
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00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:15,225
Whoever did this
should get the death penalty.
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So far only one eyewitness
has surfaced.
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Young lady, what did you see?
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- It was a blue car.
- That's Lu-Ann Hodges.
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- She's a stoner!
- A what?
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A pothead.
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00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:28,032
A blue station wagon.
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That's like your car, Beverly!
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I'm not that bad a driver!
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00:19:32,648 --> 00:19:34,275
It was sickenin', man!
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00:19:34,349 --> 00:19:36,510
It flattened Mr. Stubbins
just like a pancake.
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- God, man, puke time, man!
- Look at her hair.
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00:19:42,524 --> 00:19:44,014
Turn it off, honey.
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00:19:45,994 --> 00:19:47,962
Can't believe
Mr. Stubbins is dead.
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00:19:48,030 --> 00:19:50,055
You said you hated him.
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00:19:50,132 --> 00:19:52,726
He was an asshole,
but he didn't deserve to die.
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00:19:58,307 --> 00:20:00,775
I can't stop thinking
about that poor teacher.
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00:20:05,981 --> 00:20:09,246
Good night, honey.
Don't read too late.
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We've got a big day
with the birds tomorrow.
247
00:20:12,287 --> 00:20:14,847
I've identified
every little birdie...
248
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:17,653
we're gonna see tomorrow.
249
00:20:17,726 --> 00:20:19,387
Night, honey.
250
00:20:26,502 --> 00:20:28,766
Don't I get
a good-night kiss?
251
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:32,866
I thought with all the sadness
you wouldn't want to-
252
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,569
We have to concentrate
on life, Eugene.
253
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,683
It's all right with me.
254
00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:50,381
You want to, honey?
255
00:20:52,094 --> 00:20:55,860
- You think the kids are awake?
- We could be very quiet.
256
00:20:55,931 --> 00:20:57,660
I love that you're my wife.
257
00:20:57,733 --> 00:20:59,724
You're not so bad yourself,
cuckoo bird.
258
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,894
You bring me such peace.
259
00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:15,882
Don't wake the kids!
260
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:24,148
Honey, you're hot tonight!
261
00:21:24,893 --> 00:21:26,383
Be quiet!
262
00:21:37,439 --> 00:21:40,306
Honey, I'm ready...
263
00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:41,967
now!
264
00:21:56,124 --> 00:21:58,558
There's Dee Dee.
She's my favorite starling.
265
00:21:59,261 --> 00:22:00,922
She's here every morning
for breakfast.
266
00:22:00,996 --> 00:22:04,090
Well, honey, starlings are originally
from Europe. you know.
267
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:05,656
No wonder Dee Dee's hungry.
268
00:22:05,734 --> 00:22:08,464
It's a long journey
all the way here to Baltimore.
269
00:22:21,016 --> 00:22:23,416
It's Ralph Sterner.
I've got a dental emergency here.
270
00:22:23,485 --> 00:22:26,420
This goddamn tooth
is killing me.
271
00:22:26,488 --> 00:22:28,718
Mr. Sterner,
if you'll just call my office...
272
00:22:28,790 --> 00:22:30,758
I'm sure we can see you
on Monday.
273
00:22:30,826 --> 00:22:32,555
Monday?
274
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:36,558
This is Betty Sterner.
He'll die by Monday!
275
00:22:36,632 --> 00:22:39,829
The roots are infected.
He might have a heart attack.
276
00:22:40,936 --> 00:22:43,769
All right. Ten o'clock.
277
00:22:43,839 --> 00:22:45,329
I'm sorry, honey.
278
00:22:46,508 --> 00:22:48,999
But the birds will still be there
next week.
279
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:50,738
It's okay.
280
00:22:50,812 --> 00:22:52,439
I understand.
281
00:22:52,514 --> 00:22:53,845
I'll go fix breakfast.
282
00:23:05,661 --> 00:23:06,992
God!
283
00:23:07,062 --> 00:23:08,654
Mom, what's the matter?
284
00:23:08,730 --> 00:23:10,288
It's just time to get up,
that's all.
285
00:23:10,365 --> 00:23:12,026
Don't want you to be late
for work.
286
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,499
You scared me.
287
00:23:15,137 --> 00:23:17,105
Honey, what's wrong?
288
00:23:17,172 --> 00:23:21,108
I'm stood up.
I'll kill that bastard!
289
00:23:24,079 --> 00:23:27,810
I mean it. He should be dead,
that lousy creep.
290
00:23:27,883 --> 00:23:31,182
He told me he'd be here.
I'll kill him.
291
00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:34,612
Don't use words
unless you mean them, honey.
292
00:23:39,027 --> 00:23:41,791
- It's him!
- No, it's the police.
293
00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:48,333
Morning, officers.
294
00:23:48,403 --> 00:23:51,167
Good morning, Mrs. Sutphin.
295
00:23:51,239 --> 00:23:53,002
Hi, Detective Pike.
296
00:23:54,242 --> 00:23:55,231
Morning.
297
00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:59,580
I presume you know about the death
of Mr. Stubbins.
298
00:24:00,849 --> 00:24:03,716
A fine man. A good teacher.
299
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:08,087
Contusions, fractures,
rupture of numerous vital organs.
300
00:24:09,191 --> 00:24:10,681
What a mess.
301
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:15,156
No, honey, that's Scotty.
302
00:24:16,798 --> 00:24:18,732
Scotty who doesn't wear
his seat belts.
303
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:22,094
Good morning, detectives.
304
00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:24,665
"Nightmare On Calverton Court. "
305
00:24:24,740 --> 00:24:26,867
"The Maryland Teacher Massacre. "
306
00:24:26,942 --> 00:24:28,773
It's not funny, son.
307
00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:31,001
Did you drive your car...
308
00:24:31,079 --> 00:24:32,671
to the PTA meeting yesterday,
Mrs. Sutphin?
309
00:24:34,249 --> 00:24:35,409
Yes, I did.
310
00:24:36,485 --> 00:24:38,248
Detectives, what is this
all about?
311
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,447
I know this sounds weird,
Mr. Sutphin, but...
312
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:42,183
the Department of Motor Vehicles'
computer...
313
00:24:42,257 --> 00:24:44,225
shows only one
blue station wagon...
314
00:24:44,292 --> 00:24:47,125
registered to a parent
of any of Mr. Stubbins' pupils.
315
00:24:48,196 --> 00:24:50,562
Surely you don't think
Beverly was involved in this!
316
00:24:50,632 --> 00:24:51,792
She did it!
317
00:24:51,867 --> 00:24:54,233
Aimed the car right at him
and mowed him down!
318
00:24:56,338 --> 00:24:57,737
Shut up, Scotty.
319
00:25:00,709 --> 00:25:03,872
As I understand it,
the only eyewitness...
320
00:25:03,945 --> 00:25:05,537
was a drug user.
321
00:25:05,614 --> 00:25:07,980
I got somebody
you can run over, Mother.
322
00:25:09,284 --> 00:25:12,447
That's a terrible thing to say!
323
00:25:12,521 --> 00:25:15,046
Detectives, it's time for you
to leave.
324
00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:18,389
My wife knows nothing
about this terrible accident.
325
00:25:18,460 --> 00:25:20,655
Murder, honey.
326
00:25:21,429 --> 00:25:23,420
Now here's a babe!
327
00:25:23,498 --> 00:25:25,363
Let's see that, young man.
328
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:31,368
"P" as in-
329
00:25:31,439 --> 00:25:33,304
"People who don't mind
their own business. "
330
00:25:33,375 --> 00:25:35,036
Darling, it's Rosemary Ackerman's.
331
00:25:37,679 --> 00:25:39,670
You can tell
by the subscription label.
332
00:25:39,748 --> 00:25:42,615
I don't like to read about movies.
They're so violent.
333
00:25:43,518 --> 00:25:46,385
Besides, I always recycle
my magazines.
334
00:26:51,620 --> 00:26:53,451
Wait for me, boys!
335
00:26:55,056 --> 00:26:58,184
Here. All rinsed
and ready to recycle.
336
00:26:58,260 --> 00:27:01,127
- Good mornin', Mrs. Sutphin.
- Good morning, Gus, Sloppy.
337
00:27:01,196 --> 00:27:03,756
You boys work so hard
for the environment...
338
00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:05,231
I brought you something.
339
00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:07,291
A little drink
never hurt anybody.
340
00:27:10,605 --> 00:27:12,095
Damn, that's good stuff!
341
00:27:13,942 --> 00:27:15,933
Can you believe
that goddamn litter bugger?
342
00:27:16,945 --> 00:27:18,845
I have told her and told her...
343
00:27:18,914 --> 00:27:20,905
it takes 90 to 100 years...
344
00:27:20,982 --> 00:27:22,347
for a tin can to decompose...
345
00:27:22,417 --> 00:27:24,783
and she still won't recycle!
346
00:27:24,853 --> 00:27:27,185
Cost the taxpayers
millions of dollars last year...
347
00:27:27,255 --> 00:27:30,122
but she don't care nothin'
about the national budget.
348
00:27:31,726 --> 00:27:33,216
I hate Mrs. Ackerman.
349
00:27:33,295 --> 00:27:36,264
- I hate her too!
- I hate her guts.
350
00:27:36,331 --> 00:27:39,698
You know, somebody
ought to kill her.
351
00:27:41,269 --> 00:27:42,429
Give her a...
352
00:27:42,938 --> 00:27:44,462
happy face...
353
00:27:45,740 --> 00:27:46,934
and then recycle her.
354
00:27:50,578 --> 00:27:52,603
For the sake of this planet...
355
00:27:52,681 --> 00:27:54,478
somebody just might.
356
00:27:56,685 --> 00:27:58,778
But your boyfriend was convicted...
357
00:27:58,853 --> 00:28:00,514
of killing twelve people.
358
00:28:00,588 --> 00:28:02,078
I don't judge him.
359
00:28:02,157 --> 00:28:05,649
I don't get it.
How can you love a mass murderer?
360
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:08,457
Easy. He's handsome,
he's famous...
361
00:28:08,530 --> 00:28:10,794
and we get conjugal visits.
362
00:28:12,167 --> 00:28:13,634
Serial hags.
363
00:28:13,702 --> 00:28:15,636
Women who love men
who mutilate.
364
00:28:15,704 --> 00:28:18,935
- We'll be right back-
- Turn it off.
365
00:28:19,007 --> 00:28:20,531
Violence is everywhere
these days.
366
00:28:21,509 --> 00:28:25,240
It's just Beverly!
Come in.
367
00:28:25,313 --> 00:28:27,247
She scared me!
368
00:28:28,550 --> 00:28:30,142
Would you like a beer?
369
00:28:30,218 --> 00:28:32,778
No, not me.
Just a little coffee?
370
00:28:32,854 --> 00:28:34,481
Dottie, I'm so sorry.
371
00:28:34,556 --> 00:28:37,457
- I heard about your troubles.
- It's not fair!
372
00:28:44,366 --> 00:28:46,630
Are those pussy willows?
373
00:28:46,701 --> 00:28:48,635
Dried ones.
374
00:28:48,703 --> 00:28:50,364
Aren't they pretty?
375
00:28:51,439 --> 00:28:52,997
What did you just say?
376
00:28:54,309 --> 00:28:56,038
Pussy willows, Dottie.
377
00:28:58,113 --> 00:28:59,637
My goodness!
378
00:28:59,714 --> 00:29:01,705
- What are you doing?
- I didn't do it!
379
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:04,547
My Franklin Mint Faberge egg!
380
00:29:04,619 --> 00:29:07,417
Dottie didn't mean to be so clumsy.
You're sorry, aren't you?
381
00:29:07,489 --> 00:29:10,686
I did not break your egg!
She did!
382
00:29:10,759 --> 00:29:12,954
Dottie, you could at least apologize.
383
00:29:13,028 --> 00:29:14,859
I collect Franklin Mint!
384
00:29:14,929 --> 00:29:17,864
We'll go to the antique market
and find you another one.
385
00:29:17,932 --> 00:29:21,891
Misty tells me there's a whole booth
filled with Franklin Mint stuff.
386
00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:25,633
Dottie, you lock up, won't you?
I'll take care of poor Rosemary.
387
00:29:25,707 --> 00:29:27,902
But I heard her voice.
388
00:29:27,976 --> 00:29:29,671
It's her!
389
00:29:38,453 --> 00:29:41,445
Mr. Sterner, you've lost
a tiny filling.
390
00:29:41,523 --> 00:29:44,515
I have to drill deeply enough
to remove all the decay.
391
00:29:44,592 --> 00:29:46,583
All right, go ahead.
But be careful.
392
00:29:46,661 --> 00:29:48,288
It really hurts.
393
00:29:49,464 --> 00:29:52,126
Open. Wider.
394
00:29:53,068 --> 00:29:54,558
Very wide.
395
00:30:06,147 --> 00:30:09,014
Mrs. Sterner,
you can't go back there.
396
00:30:11,586 --> 00:30:14,419
Goddamn you! You're trying
to hurt me on purpose!
397
00:30:14,489 --> 00:30:16,047
Are you okay, Ralph?
398
00:30:16,124 --> 00:30:18,183
Mrs. Sterner, please stay
in the waiting room.
399
00:30:18,259 --> 00:30:21,353
Help me, Betty! He's worse than
the dentist in "The Marathon Man"!
400
00:30:21,963 --> 00:30:23,453
I'm sorry to interrupt...
401
00:30:23,531 --> 00:30:28,525
but there are two police detectives
waiting to see you in your office.
402
00:30:29,871 --> 00:30:31,361
Fine.
403
00:30:33,975 --> 00:30:36,102
Good morning.
What is it, officers?
404
00:30:36,177 --> 00:30:39,635
- My patient is waiting.
- Doctor, is your wife a big reader?
405
00:30:39,714 --> 00:30:41,875
Bird books, mostly.
406
00:30:41,950 --> 00:30:43,645
Like these we found
in her garbage?
407
00:30:43,718 --> 00:30:46,209
"Urge to Kill,"
"Mass Murder In Houston"?
408
00:30:46,287 --> 00:30:48,517
I'm sure those are
my son Chip's books.
409
00:30:49,224 --> 00:30:50,885
They're your wife's.
We checked.
410
00:30:50,959 --> 00:30:52,950
She bought them at the...
411
00:30:53,027 --> 00:30:54,756
"Browse and Learn Bookshop"...
412
00:30:54,829 --> 00:30:56,490
along with a few other titles.
413
00:30:56,564 --> 00:30:58,555
"Helter Skelter,"
"Hunting Humans. "
414
00:30:58,633 --> 00:31:01,158
MasterCard reference
number 7876...
415
00:31:01,236 --> 00:31:02,999
dated February fifth.
416
00:31:04,005 --> 00:31:05,905
This is ridiculous!
417
00:31:05,974 --> 00:31:08,943
Doctor Sutphin,
is your wife mental?
418
00:31:12,247 --> 00:31:13,680
Damn these gnats!
419
00:31:13,748 --> 00:31:15,272
I hate them!
420
00:31:15,350 --> 00:31:17,614
Always something, isn't it?
Can I help you?
421
00:31:19,587 --> 00:31:21,817
Thanks for not buying anything.
422
00:31:21,890 --> 00:31:23,790
Misty, honey...
423
00:31:23,858 --> 00:31:25,120
now, lighten up.
424
00:31:25,193 --> 00:31:28,185
It's not the customer's fault
that Carl stood you up.
425
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,941
Young man,
this Faberge egg is chipped.
426
00:31:42,010 --> 00:31:43,341
Yes, ma'am, it is.
427
00:31:43,411 --> 00:31:45,379
I'll give you fifty dollars.
428
00:31:45,446 --> 00:31:47,277
That's a Franklin Mint piece.
429
00:31:47,348 --> 00:31:49,077
One hundred dollars.
430
00:31:50,118 --> 00:31:53,383
Franklin Mint or not,
that's damaged goods.
431
00:32:11,773 --> 00:32:14,503
- I'll take this instead.
- This is a nice one, huh?
432
00:32:14,576 --> 00:32:16,703
It'll be cold before you know it.
433
00:32:17,712 --> 00:32:19,339
Three dollars?
434
00:32:19,414 --> 00:32:21,780
I guess that's
how I must have marked it.
435
00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:35,060
Did you find your Franklin Mint egg,
Rosemary darling?
436
00:32:35,129 --> 00:32:38,155
I saw one, but it was
really overpriced.
437
00:32:38,766 --> 00:32:40,757
Want me to keep this
under the table for you?
438
00:32:40,835 --> 00:32:43,201
If you don't mind.
It was on sale.
439
00:32:48,209 --> 00:32:50,837
Franklin Mint!
440
00:32:57,785 --> 00:32:59,616
Honey, please...
441
00:32:59,687 --> 00:33:01,746
for my bedroom shelf.
442
00:33:03,725 --> 00:33:05,716
Wrap it up for the little lady.
443
00:33:06,828 --> 00:33:08,261
Here you go.
444
00:33:39,694 --> 00:33:41,184
The Colts.
445
00:33:41,262 --> 00:33:42,752
Banner, please.
446
00:33:46,167 --> 00:33:48,761
Honey, I have to take a piss.
447
00:35:29,570 --> 00:35:31,128
There you go.
448
00:35:31,205 --> 00:35:33,765
Can't believe it.
Fuckin' Don Knotts!
449
00:35:33,841 --> 00:35:35,502
He's the coolest.
450
00:35:35,877 --> 00:35:38,368
Honey, look.
451
00:35:38,446 --> 00:35:40,107
I made a killing.
452
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,851
Mom, watch the booth.
I want to see what's going on.
453
00:35:54,929 --> 00:35:56,419
Sure.
454
00:35:59,167 --> 00:36:01,158
I hope nothing's wrong.
455
00:36:02,570 --> 00:36:04,299
You got some doo-doo
on your shoe.
456
00:36:11,078 --> 00:36:12,670
I hate that!
457
00:36:15,550 --> 00:36:18,519
There was a lady
in the men's room, I swear!
458
00:36:18,586 --> 00:36:20,520
A pretty little lady
in the stall right next to me.
459
00:36:51,052 --> 00:36:53,145
That's $158.
460
00:36:53,554 --> 00:36:55,545
New York money
good enough for you?
461
00:36:56,324 --> 00:36:57,723
Certainly.
462
00:37:03,297 --> 00:37:04,662
It's Carl.
463
00:37:04,732 --> 00:37:06,199
He's dead.
464
00:37:06,734 --> 00:37:08,133
How horrible.
465
00:37:08,202 --> 00:37:10,193
I just sold
the Pee-Wee Herman doll.
466
00:37:10,805 --> 00:37:12,397
Didn't you hear me?
467
00:37:12,473 --> 00:37:14,464
Someone murdered Carl
in the men's room.
468
00:37:14,542 --> 00:37:16,271
I just saw his dead body!
469
00:37:18,312 --> 00:37:20,303
You got your wish, dear.
470
00:37:21,349 --> 00:37:23,146
I didn't wish that.
471
00:37:23,885 --> 00:37:26,854
I didn't want him dead.
472
00:38:22,677 --> 00:38:24,736
Beverly, it's me, Ted Bundy.
473
00:38:24,812 --> 00:38:27,508
It's late at night,
six days before my execution...
474
00:38:27,582 --> 00:38:30,176
and it's lonely
here on Death Row.
475
00:38:32,253 --> 00:38:33,720
Updating the story
of the hour...
476
00:38:33,788 --> 00:38:35,756
the young man brutally murdered
a short time ago...
477
00:38:35,823 --> 00:38:38,053
in the men's room
of the Antique Trader's Mart...
478
00:38:38,125 --> 00:38:41,993
has been identified as 22-year-old
Carl Pageant of Towson.
479
00:39:09,824 --> 00:39:12,019
Our mother is Charles Manson!
480
00:39:13,294 --> 00:39:14,852
I'm not kidding.
481
00:39:14,929 --> 00:39:16,590
Carl stood me up this morning...
482
00:39:16,664 --> 00:39:18,461
and then he was murdered
at the flea market.
483
00:39:18,532 --> 00:39:19,521
Murdered?
484
00:39:20,601 --> 00:39:23,570
You said you hated your teacher,
and he was murdered too.
485
00:39:23,638 --> 00:39:25,731
I don't know.
Maybe Mom's nuts!
486
00:39:25,806 --> 00:39:27,535
That's a cool idea, Misty.
487
00:39:27,608 --> 00:39:29,803
Let's make a gore movie
about Mom.
488
00:39:29,877 --> 00:39:31,868
Better yet, a TV series.
489
00:39:32,513 --> 00:39:34,538
Can I borrow your mother?
My aunt's coming over for dinner...
490
00:39:34,615 --> 00:39:36,674
and she's always
getting on my nerves.
491
00:39:36,751 --> 00:39:38,742
My stepfather's an asshole.
She could kill him.
492
00:39:38,819 --> 00:39:41,083
How about Mrs. Ackerman?
We all hate her.
493
00:39:41,155 --> 00:39:43,123
Who's gonna be
the next victim?
494
00:39:43,190 --> 00:39:45,158
Stop it!
495
00:39:45,226 --> 00:39:46,659
It's not funny!
496
00:39:46,727 --> 00:39:48,285
Mom might do it.
497
00:39:49,230 --> 00:39:51,698
Somebody else might die!
498
00:39:55,603 --> 00:39:57,434
Dinner is served.
499
00:39:58,839 --> 00:40:00,670
Let's say grace...
500
00:40:00,741 --> 00:40:02,572
and pray for the strength
to understand...
501
00:40:02,643 --> 00:40:05,237
the terrible tragedies
of the last few days.
502
00:40:05,312 --> 00:40:06,711
Amen to that.
503
00:40:07,581 --> 00:40:10,880
It's been a crazy day,
hasn't it?
504
00:40:13,621 --> 00:40:17,352
Bless, O Lord, this food to our use
and ourself to Thy service.
505
00:40:17,425 --> 00:40:18,551
Amen.
506
00:40:22,730 --> 00:40:24,357
Hungry, honey?
507
00:40:24,432 --> 00:40:27,697
Dottie Hinkle was right.
It is Beverly Sutphin.
508
00:40:27,768 --> 00:40:31,704
I saw blood right there
on the bottom of her shoes.
509
00:40:31,772 --> 00:40:33,262
Not exactly blood.
510
00:40:33,340 --> 00:40:37,606
It was gore,
hanging there like a runny nose!
511
00:40:39,647 --> 00:40:42,514
Nice as pie she was to me,
and then I hear her say it.
512
00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:43,880
Say what, ma'am?
513
00:40:45,086 --> 00:40:46,610
"Are those-"
514
00:40:46,687 --> 00:40:49,178
I can't say the word out loud.
515
00:40:49,256 --> 00:40:51,349
Could you tell a policewoman
the exact words she used?
516
00:40:51,425 --> 00:40:52,858
Maybe.
517
00:40:56,263 --> 00:40:58,322
It's okay.
Nobody's gonna hurt you.
518
00:40:58,399 --> 00:41:00,390
Come on. Let it out.
519
00:41:00,634 --> 00:41:03,398
"Pussy. " That's what she said to me.
"Pussy willows. "
520
00:41:10,344 --> 00:41:11,675
You know, Mom...
521
00:41:13,380 --> 00:41:15,041
Scotty thinks you're the killer.
522
00:41:17,284 --> 00:41:18,444
Does he?
523
00:41:19,153 --> 00:41:20,984
For someone who doesn't wear
his seat belt...
524
00:41:21,055 --> 00:41:22,750
Scotty sure is nosy!
525
00:41:26,393 --> 00:41:27,860
Just a second.
526
00:42:05,633 --> 00:42:06,691
She's gone!
527
00:42:10,171 --> 00:42:11,798
She's gonna kill Scotty!
528
00:42:11,872 --> 00:42:13,305
Get in the car, both of you.
529
00:42:13,374 --> 00:42:15,171
You don't think she did it,
do you?
530
00:42:15,242 --> 00:42:17,437
I do. Mom's gone crazy!
531
00:42:17,511 --> 00:42:20,071
Your mother may have
some problems, that's all.
532
00:42:20,147 --> 00:42:21,444
Come on. Hurry!
533
00:42:43,337 --> 00:42:44,634
Detective Gracey
and all units...
534
00:42:44,705 --> 00:42:47,435
suspect's family headed east
on Calverton.
535
00:42:47,508 --> 00:42:49,942
Repeat: east on Calverton.
536
00:42:50,010 --> 00:42:51,409
Turn right on Timonium Road.
537
00:42:51,478 --> 00:42:53,139
- I will.
- Hurry!
538
00:43:33,621 --> 00:43:37,182
If Mom's psycho, Scotty will
still be okay, won't he?
539
00:43:38,225 --> 00:43:39,715
We hope so, son.
540
00:43:40,494 --> 00:43:43,759
And no matter what your mother is,
we'll love her anyway.
541
00:44:51,799 --> 00:44:53,460
This is Scotty's, Dad.
542
00:44:53,534 --> 00:44:55,559
His parents aren't home.
Come on.
543
00:45:18,993 --> 00:45:20,324
What was that?
544
00:45:21,195 --> 00:45:22,685
I didn't hear anything.
545
00:45:24,264 --> 00:45:27,597
- Got any dessert?
- Dr. Sutphin said no sweets for you.
546
00:45:29,670 --> 00:45:32,833
- What's he know?
- How to send a bill.
547
00:45:39,079 --> 00:45:40,740
I'll get the door.
548
00:45:42,116 --> 00:45:44,050
Suspect's family entering house.
549
00:45:44,118 --> 00:45:46,245
Send backup
to 400 Sycamore Street.
550
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:48,311
I have a feeling
old Mom's inside.
551
00:45:54,895 --> 00:45:56,556
Wheel...
552
00:45:56,630 --> 00:45:58,097
Of...
553
00:45:58,165 --> 00:46:00,395
Fortune.
554
00:46:01,335 --> 00:46:03,496
Bill, "Wheel of Fortune" is on.
555
00:46:03,570 --> 00:46:05,401
I'm still eatin'.
556
00:46:39,273 --> 00:46:41,503
Come on up, honey.
557
00:46:41,575 --> 00:46:43,566
Before the kids get home.
558
00:46:53,587 --> 00:46:56,249
- Ralph.
- What is it, Betty?
559
00:46:56,323 --> 00:46:58,723
I think we got mice
or something.
560
00:46:58,792 --> 00:47:00,783
No, we paid the exterminator.
561
00:47:25,486 --> 00:47:27,147
It's upstairs.
562
00:47:29,323 --> 00:47:31,314
I'm going in. Over.
563
00:47:35,729 --> 00:47:37,720
It's the door on the left.
564
00:47:42,836 --> 00:47:44,326
Break it down!
565
00:47:49,276 --> 00:47:51,744
Police! Freeze!
566
00:47:56,116 --> 00:47:57,777
Betty, answer me!
567
00:48:14,801 --> 00:48:16,962
Help, police!
568
00:48:17,037 --> 00:48:19,028
Help me, please!
569
00:48:20,908 --> 00:48:22,341
Police!
570
00:48:25,245 --> 00:48:26,735
Help me, somebody!
571
00:48:36,957 --> 00:48:40,017
Home, sweet home.
Everything's fine, kids.
572
00:48:40,093 --> 00:48:43,256
I can't believe I thought
my own mother was a murderess.
573
00:48:43,330 --> 00:48:44,957
I'm kind of disappointed
she isn't.
574
00:48:45,032 --> 00:48:47,057
For a while it was like
being in the movies.
575
00:48:47,134 --> 00:48:49,329
Anybody for dessert?
576
00:48:49,403 --> 00:48:51,030
Strawberries.
577
00:49:08,522 --> 00:49:09,853
Let's go.
578
00:49:42,122 --> 00:49:44,113
Dad, you said
it would be okay.
579
00:49:44,191 --> 00:49:46,182
Make them go away.
This is embarrassing!
580
00:49:46,260 --> 00:49:47,955
Just pay no attention
to the police.
581
00:49:48,028 --> 00:49:49,825
It's all a terrible mistake.
582
00:49:49,896 --> 00:49:52,296
Do you think
we'll get on "A Current Affair"?
583
00:49:58,505 --> 00:50:01,941
Sutphin family proceeding west
on Seminary Avenue. Over.
584
00:50:02,709 --> 00:50:04,836
Beverly ain't goin' nowhere
this time!
585
00:50:16,690 --> 00:50:18,248
She's headed for church.
586
00:50:18,692 --> 00:50:21,820
- I say we nail her. Over.
- Negative.
587
00:50:21,895 --> 00:50:23,829
D.A. says no bust
until lab report is back...
588
00:50:23,897 --> 00:50:26,764
matching suspect's fingerprints
on "True Crime" books...
589
00:50:26,833 --> 00:50:29,097
with those on scissors
and fire poker.
590
00:50:29,202 --> 00:50:30,897
The senseless killing last night...
591
00:50:30,971 --> 00:50:33,303
of a Towson couple,
Ralph and Betty Sterner...
592
00:50:33,373 --> 00:50:35,068
brings to a total of four murders...
593
00:50:35,142 --> 00:50:37,474
police feel may have been
committed by Baltimore's...
594
00:50:37,544 --> 00:50:39,637
first serial killer.
595
00:50:40,514 --> 00:50:41,538
Beverly!
596
00:50:42,316 --> 00:50:44,045
Not the Sterners!
597
00:50:44,117 --> 00:50:46,677
It's a shame! But they should have
brushed their teeth, shouldn't they?
598
00:50:47,788 --> 00:50:49,653
This just in:
Police Lieutenant Ronald Hadler...
599
00:50:49,723 --> 00:50:51,315
has publicly named a suspect...
600
00:50:51,391 --> 00:50:54,292
in the serial killer case,
and it's a shocker!
601
00:50:54,361 --> 00:50:57,694
She- that's right, she-
has been identified as...
602
00:50:57,764 --> 00:51:00,460
- Beverly R. Sutphin-
- Oh, really!
603
00:51:03,870 --> 00:51:06,896
God! Now I'll never
get a boyfriend!
604
00:51:06,973 --> 00:51:09,635
Beverly, I've read
all about this.
605
00:51:10,577 --> 00:51:12,238
Is it menopause?
606
00:51:13,580 --> 00:51:16,413
Tell me the truth, Mom.
Really, it's okay with me.
607
00:51:16,483 --> 00:51:18,144
Are you a serial killer?
608
00:51:18,218 --> 00:51:22,655
The only cereal I know anything
about is Rice Krispies!
609
00:51:32,065 --> 00:51:34,863
Don't worry. We're gonna get you
good psychiatric help.
610
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:01,955
Well, look at that!
611
00:52:02,028 --> 00:52:04,258
And in the house of God!
612
00:52:11,104 --> 00:52:12,435
Gus, Sloppy, hi.
613
00:52:15,942 --> 00:52:17,773
- Hey, what's up, Birdie?
- We said no, remember?
614
00:52:17,844 --> 00:52:21,143
Please, you can't talk to him.
615
00:52:21,214 --> 00:52:23,444
Stay with us, son.
616
00:52:23,517 --> 00:52:26,611
She's awful!
She can't stay here!
617
00:52:26,686 --> 00:52:28,244
Good morning, ladies.
618
00:52:32,025 --> 00:52:34,255
So, tell me, Mrs. Sutphin,
are you "Serial Mom"?
619
00:52:34,327 --> 00:52:36,158
- What?
- No comment!
620
00:52:36,229 --> 00:52:38,390
"Serial Mom"?
621
00:52:40,033 --> 00:52:42,593
She's headed in. Over.
622
00:53:20,307 --> 00:53:21,968
Please stand.
623
00:53:26,012 --> 00:53:29,948
Blessed be God,
Father, Son and Holy Spirit.
624
00:53:30,016 --> 00:53:31,779
And blessed be His kingdom...
625
00:53:31,852 --> 00:53:34,844
now and forever, amen.
626
00:53:34,921 --> 00:53:36,183
Alleluia!
627
00:53:36,256 --> 00:53:37,917
Christ is risen.
628
00:53:37,991 --> 00:53:39,720
The Lord is risen indeed.
629
00:53:41,862 --> 00:53:44,660
Bless the Lord,
who forgiveth all our sins.
630
00:53:45,065 --> 00:53:46,794
This is Captain Lueker
from homicide.
631
00:53:46,867 --> 00:53:49,734
Lab reports confirm Sutphin
latent print of index finger...
632
00:53:49,803 --> 00:53:53,637
on "True Crime" books matches
those lifted from murder weapon.
633
00:53:53,707 --> 00:53:55,937
Bingo, boys!
Bust the bitch!
634
00:53:56,543 --> 00:53:58,135
Copy.
635
00:54:03,116 --> 00:54:06,279
Jesus said nothing
to condemn capital punishment...
636
00:54:06,353 --> 00:54:08,344
as He hung on the cross...
637
00:54:08,421 --> 00:54:09,911
did He?
638
00:54:11,091 --> 00:54:14,117
If ever there was a time
to go on record...
639
00:54:14,194 --> 00:54:17,994
against the death penalty,
wasn't it that night?
640
00:54:19,766 --> 00:54:22,234
Capital punishment
is already the law...
641
00:54:22,302 --> 00:54:24,736
in the state of Maryland.
642
00:54:24,804 --> 00:54:26,704
So what are we waiting for...
643
00:54:26,773 --> 00:54:28,206
fellow Christians?
644
00:54:28,275 --> 00:54:30,334
Let's just do it.
645
00:54:34,748 --> 00:54:36,807
- How ya doin'?
- All standing.
646
00:54:39,085 --> 00:54:42,179
Let us pray
and humbly confess our sins...
647
00:54:42,255 --> 00:54:44,223
unto Almighty God.
648
00:54:44,291 --> 00:54:46,054
Most merciful God...
649
00:54:46,126 --> 00:54:48,026
we confess that we have sinned...
650
00:54:48,094 --> 00:54:50,927
against Thee
by what we have done...
651
00:54:50,997 --> 00:54:53,966
and by what we have left undone.
652
00:54:54,034 --> 00:54:55,934
We are truly sorry...
653
00:54:56,002 --> 00:54:58,493
and we humbly repent...
654
00:54:58,572 --> 00:55:01,700
so that we may delight
in Thy will...
655
00:55:01,775 --> 00:55:06,041
and walk in Thy ways
to the glory of Thy name.
656
00:55:32,772 --> 00:55:33,932
There she is!
657
00:55:42,015 --> 00:55:45,109
- Scotty's car. Come on!
- Mrs. Sutphin, hurry!
658
00:55:50,624 --> 00:55:52,751
We'll show 'em, Mom.
We'll go on "60 Minutes. "
659
00:55:54,561 --> 00:55:56,552
You're bigger than Freddy
and Jason now...
660
00:55:56,630 --> 00:55:58,393
only you're a real person!
661
00:55:58,465 --> 00:56:00,490
Do you think I need a lawyer?
662
00:56:00,567 --> 00:56:03,365
You need an agent!
663
00:56:17,884 --> 00:56:19,875
- Is your wife a murderess?
- No comment!
664
00:56:19,953 --> 00:56:22,547
Please, my wife is missing.
I'm worried sick about her.
665
00:56:23,857 --> 00:56:25,688
Just a couple of shots, okay?
666
00:56:25,759 --> 00:56:27,750
I'm Howell Hawkins
from the "Baltimore Sun. "
667
00:56:29,996 --> 00:56:31,657
Misty Sutphin,
get in this car!
668
00:56:51,017 --> 00:56:53,008
We're tailing Sutphin
husband and daughter...
669
00:56:53,086 --> 00:56:55,077
but "Serial Mom"
is nowhere in sight.
670
00:56:55,155 --> 00:56:57,487
She got away, boys.
Goddamn it, find her!
671
00:56:58,458 --> 00:57:00,289
- In here, Mom.
- But Chip!
672
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:02,021
Come on, Mom,
I have to open.
673
00:57:02,095 --> 00:57:04,063
Now, this is so silly!
674
00:57:05,632 --> 00:57:07,122
Customers. Get the door.
675
00:57:11,438 --> 00:57:13,133
Good morning, Mrs. Jenson.
676
00:57:24,150 --> 00:57:26,880
Haven't you had enough violence,
Chip Sutphin?
677
00:57:26,953 --> 00:57:30,753
- Turn that filth off.
- Sorry, ma'am.
678
00:57:30,824 --> 00:57:32,815
Do you have the musical
"Annie"?
679
00:57:32,892 --> 00:57:34,826
Sure do.
680
00:57:35,528 --> 00:57:37,758
Did you bring back
"Ghost Dad"?
681
00:57:37,831 --> 00:57:39,458
Here you go.
682
00:57:39,532 --> 00:57:42,228
I just love Bill Cosby pictures.
683
00:57:42,302 --> 00:57:44,361
Mrs. Jenson, I've told you:
684
00:57:44,437 --> 00:57:47,031
You have to rewind the tapes
before returning them.
685
00:57:47,107 --> 00:57:48,267
Why?
686
00:57:48,341 --> 00:57:50,400
Because it's the rules.
687
00:57:50,477 --> 00:57:52,206
I don't feel like rewinding them.
688
00:57:53,313 --> 00:57:54,780
You see that sign?
689
00:57:54,848 --> 00:57:56,816
It's a dollar fine
for not rewinding...
690
00:57:56,883 --> 00:57:58,851
and this time
I'm gonna charge you.
691
00:57:58,918 --> 00:58:01,443
$2.99 plus one dollar...
692
00:58:01,521 --> 00:58:03,216
is $3.99.
693
00:58:03,723 --> 00:58:06,920
Keep the change,
you son of a psycho!
694
00:58:07,660 --> 00:58:09,127
What a bitch!
695
00:58:09,195 --> 00:58:11,686
It's the influence
of all those family films.
696
00:58:11,765 --> 00:58:13,198
Right, Mom?
697
00:58:14,968 --> 00:58:17,300
- Mom?
- Mrs. Sutphin?
698
00:58:22,308 --> 00:58:24,208
Oh, shit!
699
00:58:24,277 --> 00:58:25,608
- You don't think-
- She wouldn't!
700
00:58:25,678 --> 00:58:27,771
What's Mrs. Jenson's address?
701
00:58:27,847 --> 00:58:31,248
Jenkins- Jenson.
Emmy Lou Jenson, 19 Clark Avenue.
702
00:58:31,317 --> 00:58:34,252
That's right up the street.
Come on, just in case.
703
00:58:35,622 --> 00:58:37,556
Come on, Birdie. Let's go.
704
00:59:24,237 --> 00:59:26,535
What is it, Sylvester?
A birdie?
705
00:59:26,606 --> 00:59:27,868
Shh.
706
00:59:27,941 --> 00:59:31,240
Mommy's watching "Annie. "
707
00:59:38,384 --> 00:59:40,443
Quiet, Sylvester.
708
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:41,782
Nobody's there.
709
00:59:44,157 --> 00:59:48,321
Come on. Lick Mommy's feet.
Get them all wet!
710
00:59:54,033 --> 00:59:55,967
Come on!
711
00:59:59,806 --> 01:00:02,070
- Number 19.
- That's it.
712
01:00:02,141 --> 01:00:04,075
Come on.
713
01:00:08,615 --> 01:00:11,083
Over here.
Chip, over here.
714
01:00:18,825 --> 01:00:20,759
Come on.
715
01:00:41,514 --> 01:00:44,483
Get up there.
Is she in there?
716
01:01:06,372 --> 01:01:08,397
She's singing "Annie. "
717
01:01:53,686 --> 01:01:54,846
Rewind!
718
01:02:29,622 --> 01:02:31,021
Oh, my God!
719
01:02:35,995 --> 01:02:39,988
I saw blood, and it's brown!
It's not red, like in the horror movies!
720
01:02:40,066 --> 01:02:42,296
- Was Mom in there?
- No!
721
01:02:42,368 --> 01:02:47,032
It wasn't like those gore movies
at all! It was real.
722
01:02:59,218 --> 01:03:01,311
Come on. Cut through here.
723
01:03:12,432 --> 01:03:14,900
Wear your seat belt!
724
01:03:15,835 --> 01:03:17,666
It's a law!
725
01:03:28,214 --> 01:03:30,182
- Out, please.
- What the fuck-
726
01:03:30,249 --> 01:03:32,240
Yes, ma'am.
727
01:03:45,731 --> 01:03:49,895
Dear God, I promise I'll never watch
another sex film again.
728
01:03:49,969 --> 01:03:52,301
I promise, I promise!
729
01:04:26,572 --> 01:04:27,903
Dad!
730
01:04:31,477 --> 01:04:33,502
- Have you seen Mom?
- No. Have you?
731
01:04:41,487 --> 01:04:42,818
Oh, my God!
732
01:04:44,190 --> 01:04:45,418
Get in!
733
01:05:02,308 --> 01:05:05,471
All units, Serial Mom's headed south
on Keswick. Proceed with caution.
734
01:05:05,545 --> 01:05:07,809
She is armed
and fucking nuts!
735
01:05:25,498 --> 01:05:27,728
Oh, shit!
736
01:05:53,326 --> 01:05:55,590
Let me in!
737
01:05:55,661 --> 01:05:57,754
- I.D.!
- Can I give it to you inside?
738
01:05:57,830 --> 01:05:59,923
Nobody gets in without I.D.
739
01:06:02,535 --> 01:06:06,767
- Birth date?
- December 14, 1972.
740
01:06:06,839 --> 01:06:09,467
- Please!
- Okay, go ahead.
741
01:06:39,572 --> 01:06:41,938
Excuse me. Excuse me.
742
01:06:42,008 --> 01:06:44,442
- Hey, look, it's her.
- Who?
743
01:06:44,510 --> 01:06:46,637
It's the murder lady,
the one on TV.
744
01:06:46,712 --> 01:06:48,646
Cool. Is she in a band?
745
01:07:04,897 --> 01:07:08,060
The police are after me.
I better get going.
746
01:07:08,134 --> 01:07:11,331
Hey, you're Serial Mom.
747
01:07:11,404 --> 01:07:13,565
Yes, I guess I am.
748
01:07:13,639 --> 01:07:15,163
Come on in, lady, quick.
749
01:07:24,417 --> 01:07:26,510
Coming through. Thank you.
750
01:07:36,362 --> 01:07:40,594
Excuse me, please.
Watch it there. Thank you.
751
01:07:47,606 --> 01:07:50,131
I think maybe
you better lock the car.
752
01:07:50,209 --> 01:07:52,177
- Can't stop now.
- Is my mom in there?
753
01:07:52,244 --> 01:07:53,836
Dad, look cool.
It's Hammerjacks.
754
01:07:57,883 --> 01:08:00,147
Excuse me.
755
01:08:03,456 --> 01:08:05,321
Kids, put me down!
756
01:08:17,069 --> 01:08:18,536
Put me down!
757
01:08:40,326 --> 01:08:42,419
Buckle up, Scotty.
758
01:08:46,031 --> 01:08:48,693
Mrs. Sutphin,
I'll wear my seat belt!
759
01:08:55,341 --> 01:08:57,070
Holy fucking shit!
760
01:09:23,302 --> 01:09:24,564
Hi.
761
01:09:34,647 --> 01:09:37,707
Move it! You're under arrest!
762
01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:43,454
- Honey.
- Shut up.
763
01:10:02,808 --> 01:10:05,140
Serial Mom! Serial Mom!
764
01:10:23,996 --> 01:10:27,363
- Please, just let us through.
- Do you believe your wife's innocent?
765
01:10:27,433 --> 01:10:29,628
- She is!
- How does it feel to have a killer mom?
766
01:10:29,702 --> 01:10:32,227
Mr. Sutphin,
how does your wife feel?
767
01:10:32,304 --> 01:10:34,795
Beverly is devastated
by the charges against her.
768
01:10:43,983 --> 01:10:45,473
Didn't I see you at Hinckley?
769
01:10:45,551 --> 01:10:47,382
- I was there.
- I thought so.
770
01:10:47,453 --> 01:10:49,785
- My husband thought I was crazy.
- She is.
771
01:10:49,855 --> 01:10:53,222
Today we're covering day one
of the trial of Serial Mom-
772
01:10:53,292 --> 01:10:55,920
Here they come.
773
01:10:55,995 --> 01:11:00,125
"Stop the violence"? What is this?
Who are you working for?
774
01:11:07,439 --> 01:11:09,964
Quiet in the courtroom.
This court is now in session.
775
01:11:13,913 --> 01:11:17,849
Oh, hello, jury people.
I'm Beverly Sutphin. I like your jacket.
776
01:11:17,917 --> 01:11:21,353
Mrs. Sutphin, I said quiet.
777
01:11:21,420 --> 01:11:24,821
Honey, hi. Oh, kids,
are you doing your homework?
778
01:11:24,890 --> 01:11:27,859
You are accused
of multiple murders.
779
01:11:27,927 --> 01:11:29,986
This is a court of law,
not a coffee klatch.
780
01:11:30,062 --> 01:11:33,463
Mr. Nazlerod,
your opening statement.
781
01:11:33,532 --> 01:11:35,762
Thank you, Your Honor.
782
01:11:38,070 --> 01:11:41,267
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen of
the jury. My name is Timothy Nazlerod...
783
01:11:41,340 --> 01:11:43,331
and I hope we can be friends.
784
01:11:45,010 --> 01:11:49,640
I have to tell you at the outset
that this is not a pretty case.
785
01:11:49,715 --> 01:11:52,548
This defendant, Beverly Sutphin...
786
01:11:52,618 --> 01:11:54,609
is a woman evil to the core.
787
01:11:54,687 --> 01:11:57,212
A rotten apple, if you will...
788
01:11:57,289 --> 01:11:59,621
who, beyond any reasonable doubt...
789
01:11:59,692 --> 01:12:02,718
killed six innocent people.
790
01:12:02,795 --> 01:12:05,787
That's right.
She murdered them.
791
01:12:05,864 --> 01:12:08,162
Well, they sort of deserved it.
792
01:12:08,233 --> 01:12:13,034
Evilly and with full premeditation,
with a speeding car...
793
01:12:13,105 --> 01:12:15,198
a fire poker...
794
01:12:15,274 --> 01:12:17,435
a pair of scissors...
795
01:12:17,509 --> 01:12:20,171
a toppled air conditioner...
796
01:12:20,245 --> 01:12:23,214
the lethal flames
from an aerosol can...
797
01:12:23,282 --> 01:12:25,443
and, yes...
798
01:12:25,517 --> 01:12:27,951
even a leg of lamb.
799
01:12:30,189 --> 01:12:33,386
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury...
800
01:12:33,459 --> 01:12:35,825
this defendant...
801
01:12:35,894 --> 01:12:37,953
this Beverly Sutphin...
802
01:12:38,030 --> 01:12:40,089
she is not a woman.
803
01:12:41,166 --> 01:12:43,327
She is a monster.
804
01:12:45,304 --> 01:12:48,364
Defense attorney,
your opening statement for the jury.
805
01:12:48,440 --> 01:12:50,374
And let's not take
all day, either.
806
01:12:54,647 --> 01:12:57,844
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm Herbie Hebden.
807
01:12:57,916 --> 01:13:00,384
And you and I have
a tough job ahead of us.
808
01:13:00,452 --> 01:13:04,320
I've known the Sutphin family
for 16 years.
809
01:13:04,390 --> 01:13:07,382
Dad- Eugene- He's my dentist.
810
01:13:07,459 --> 01:13:10,826
Chip and Misty
played with my own children.
811
01:13:10,896 --> 01:13:14,423
But I found out that
I don't know Beverly Sutphin at all.
812
01:13:16,568 --> 01:13:20,299
No one really knows
Beverly Sutphin. You see-
813
01:13:31,083 --> 01:13:33,108
Beverly Sutphin is insane.
814
01:13:33,185 --> 01:13:37,781
She committed these terrible crimes,
but that doesn't make her a bad person.
815
01:13:37,856 --> 01:13:40,381
Your Honor, I would like
to make a motion.
816
01:13:40,459 --> 01:13:44,190
I wish to fire my attorney
and defend myself.
817
01:13:44,263 --> 01:13:48,222
Beverly Sutphin is not guilty
by reason of insanity.
818
01:13:48,300 --> 01:13:51,792
Your Honor, I have the right to defend
myself. I've read the law books.
819
01:13:51,870 --> 01:13:54,862
Ware vs. State, 1964...
820
01:13:54,940 --> 01:13:58,535
and Chuwet vs. State, 1962.
821
01:13:58,610 --> 01:14:01,408
Mrs. Sutphin, the defendant
who has herself for a lawyer...
822
01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:02,947
has a fool for a client.
823
01:14:04,583 --> 01:14:06,312
Counsel, approach the bench.
824
01:14:09,154 --> 01:14:11,145
I don't think
this is a good idea.
825
01:14:11,223 --> 01:14:13,384
Oh, yeah?
No, it's okay.
826
01:14:13,459 --> 01:14:16,292
That's my ruling.
Thank you very much.
827
01:14:16,361 --> 01:14:19,762
Mrs. Sutphin,
I have no legal choice...
828
01:14:19,832 --> 01:14:21,732
but to let you take over
as your own attorney.
829
01:14:23,535 --> 01:14:25,901
How do you plead?
830
01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:30,907
Not guilty, Your Honor.
831
01:14:30,976 --> 01:14:32,739
Order! Order in the courtroom!
832
01:14:34,012 --> 01:14:36,674
Quiet down or
I'll clear this room out.
833
01:14:36,749 --> 01:14:39,718
I call to the stand...
834
01:14:39,785 --> 01:14:41,719
Dottie Hinkle.
835
01:14:55,267 --> 01:14:59,328
Raise your right hand, please.
Do you solemnly swear...
836
01:14:59,404 --> 01:15:02,862
that the testimony you are about to give
will be the whole truth?
837
01:15:02,941 --> 01:15:05,205
- I do.
- Thank you.
838
01:15:06,378 --> 01:15:10,542
Mrs. Hinkle, did you ever receive
any obscene telephone calls?
839
01:15:10,616 --> 01:15:12,174
I certainly did.
840
01:15:12,251 --> 01:15:14,845
And did you recognize
the voice of the caller?
841
01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:19,857
Not at first. But then I heard the same
inflection in a voice at a gathering...
842
01:15:19,925 --> 01:15:21,950
and I put two and two together.
843
01:15:23,395 --> 01:15:25,386
Whose voice was it, Dottie?
844
01:15:25,464 --> 01:15:28,433
It was her, Beverly Sutphin...
845
01:15:28,500 --> 01:15:29,990
sitting there.
846
01:15:30,068 --> 01:15:32,036
I'm lucky I'm not dead.
847
01:15:38,644 --> 01:15:42,307
- Mrs. Hinkle, do you drink?
- No, I don't.
848
01:15:42,381 --> 01:15:44,781
So you were not drunk
when you received...
849
01:15:44,850 --> 01:15:47,910
those allegedly obscene
phone calls?
850
01:15:47,986 --> 01:15:50,079
I certainly was not.
851
01:15:50,155 --> 01:15:52,623
You mean to tell me the day
I came over to Mrs. Ackerman's...
852
01:15:52,691 --> 01:15:56,127
the day you claim
you recognized my voice...
853
01:15:56,195 --> 01:15:57,822
you were not drinking?
854
01:15:57,896 --> 01:16:00,831
One beer with lunch
is hardly drinking.
855
01:16:02,935 --> 01:16:04,095
So you do drink?
856
01:16:04,169 --> 01:16:06,603
Socially, I'll have a beer.
857
01:16:06,672 --> 01:16:09,766
So you admit you just lied?
858
01:16:09,842 --> 01:16:12,310
No, I don't, you bitch!
859
01:16:12,377 --> 01:16:13,708
Watch your mouth.
860
01:16:16,949 --> 01:16:20,510
Did you see that?
She just said "Fuck you" to me.
861
01:16:20,586 --> 01:16:23,521
Let the record show
I am merely standing here.
862
01:16:23,589 --> 01:16:25,216
Fuck you too, you whore.
863
01:16:25,290 --> 01:16:28,054
I'm warning you, Mrs. Hinkle.
One more obscenity...
864
01:16:28,126 --> 01:16:31,687
and I'm gonna charge you
with contempt of court!
865
01:16:33,699 --> 01:16:35,724
Are you insane?
866
01:16:35,801 --> 01:16:37,792
No, I'm not, you motherfucker!
867
01:16:37,870 --> 01:16:41,328
Mrs. Hinkle, I find you guilty
of contempt...
868
01:16:41,406 --> 01:16:45,035
and I sentence you to $1,000 fine
and five days in jail.
869
01:16:45,110 --> 01:16:46,941
You cocksucker!
870
01:16:47,012 --> 01:16:49,242
You lousy pig fucker!
871
01:16:49,314 --> 01:16:51,782
You bitch!
You ugly whore!
872
01:16:57,089 --> 01:16:59,819
Come on. They're going quickly.
Serial Mom T-shirts. Get them here.
873
01:16:59,892 --> 01:17:02,725
Twelve dollars while they last,
plus tax. MasterCard or Visa.
874
01:17:02,794 --> 01:17:05,729
- I'll take two.
- All right, ma'am.
875
01:17:05,797 --> 01:17:09,164
I wish they'd had this
at the Kennedy kid trial.
876
01:17:09,234 --> 01:17:11,759
Sign right here.
Signature and home phone.
877
01:17:11,837 --> 01:17:16,501
You read it in the paper. Serial Mom-
she's Beverly Sutphin and she's my mom.
878
01:17:16,575 --> 01:17:19,703
You tell Geraldo to go to hell.
879
01:17:19,778 --> 01:17:23,509
I don't care what Jeffrey MacDonald's
people got. He's old news.
880
01:17:23,582 --> 01:17:26,073
We fly first class
or we don't do the show.
881
01:17:26,151 --> 01:17:29,609
- Are you Chip Sutphin?
- Hold on a sec.
882
01:17:29,688 --> 01:17:33,749
Yeah, I am, but you're gonna
have to speak with my agent.
883
01:17:33,825 --> 01:17:36,419
Your mom killed my brother.
884
01:17:36,495 --> 01:17:37,860
Come on!
885
01:17:39,097 --> 01:17:42,464
God! Geez, man!
886
01:17:42,534 --> 01:17:46,527
That's cool.
It's cool, all right?
887
01:17:46,605 --> 01:17:49,836
- You're Carl's brother, right?
- That's right.
888
01:17:49,908 --> 01:17:52,206
I'm sorry he's dead.
889
01:17:52,277 --> 01:17:56,236
- But have you signed off yet?
- TV or print?
890
01:17:56,315 --> 01:18:00,376
TV, man. Suzanne Somers is interested
in playing my mom.
891
01:18:01,687 --> 01:18:04,656
Who's gonna play my brother?
892
01:18:04,723 --> 01:18:06,714
I wonder if Jason Priestley's
available.
893
01:18:08,026 --> 01:18:11,291
Miss Hodges, could you
describe the car?
894
01:18:12,597 --> 01:18:16,829
The one you saw run over Mr. Stubbins
in cold blood.
895
01:18:16,902 --> 01:18:18,460
I seen that movie.
896
01:18:18,537 --> 01:18:20,129
It was on cable.
897
01:18:22,107 --> 01:18:24,541
Please, Miss Hodges.
898
01:18:24,609 --> 01:18:26,236
Could you-
899
01:18:26,311 --> 01:18:28,336
Could you describe it?
900
01:18:31,249 --> 01:18:33,547
Excuse me.
901
01:18:33,618 --> 01:18:37,850
Look, man. Like I told you,
it was blue.
902
01:18:37,923 --> 01:18:41,017
The car, not the driver.
903
01:18:44,496 --> 01:18:46,589
Look, it was just blue.
904
01:18:46,665 --> 01:18:48,132
You know...
905
01:18:50,936 --> 01:18:53,598
like blue.
906
01:19:00,278 --> 01:19:02,746
Here you go. Enjoy my book.
907
01:19:02,814 --> 01:19:05,180
Could you sign it
"To a future Serial Mom"?
908
01:19:05,250 --> 01:19:08,742
- Sure. You think she did it?
- I have reasonable doubt.
909
01:19:08,820 --> 01:19:11,880
I feel like killing
a couple of people myself.
910
01:19:11,957 --> 01:19:13,549
Eight dollars, ma'am.
911
01:19:13,625 --> 01:19:16,719
And these books,
these disgusting books...
912
01:19:16,795 --> 01:19:21,095
that so lovingly describe
the sadistic acts of serial killers...
913
01:19:21,166 --> 01:19:23,566
where did you find
these books, Detective?
914
01:19:23,635 --> 01:19:26,900
In Beverly Sutphin's trash can.
915
01:19:26,972 --> 01:19:29,440
You may cross-examine,
Mrs. Sutphin.
916
01:19:29,508 --> 01:19:32,033
Thank you.
917
01:19:35,914 --> 01:19:37,677
Detective Gracey?
918
01:19:37,749 --> 01:19:41,378
If I were to look through your trash,
what reading materials would I find?
919
01:19:41,453 --> 01:19:44,320
Objection! Immaterial.
920
01:19:44,389 --> 01:19:45,549
You may answer.
921
01:19:47,726 --> 01:19:49,990
"Time", "Sports lllustrated"...
922
01:19:50,062 --> 01:19:51,552
"National Geographic. "
923
01:19:51,630 --> 01:19:53,427
My wife gets "Ladies' Home Journal. "
924
01:19:53,498 --> 01:19:57,594
Last night we found
in your trash can this magazine...
925
01:19:57,669 --> 01:19:59,660
"Chicks With Dicks. "
926
01:20:07,412 --> 01:20:09,937
Goddamn you.
927
01:20:10,015 --> 01:20:13,007
- That's trespassing!
- Never judge a person...
928
01:20:13,085 --> 01:20:15,349
by what they read, Detective.
929
01:20:15,420 --> 01:20:17,752
Your witness, Mr. Nazlerod.
930
01:20:17,823 --> 01:20:21,953
I am a married man!
I hope they give you the gas chamber!
931
01:20:27,065 --> 01:20:29,829
The jury is instructed
to ignore the outburst of the witness.
932
01:20:31,770 --> 01:20:34,466
I call to the stand
Rosemary Ackerman.
933
01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:38,134
Now, did you ever see
the fire poker again...
934
01:20:38,210 --> 01:20:41,008
after you left it
with Mrs. Sutphin?
935
01:20:41,079 --> 01:20:43,673
Yes. Thirty minutes later.
936
01:20:43,748 --> 01:20:48,014
It was covered with blood and gore,
and Carl Pageant was dead.
937
01:20:49,621 --> 01:20:51,452
No further questions.
938
01:20:54,226 --> 01:20:57,457
When you left me at the antique mart,
where did you go?
939
01:20:59,197 --> 01:21:02,963
- Browsing.
- Did Carl buy something you wanted?
940
01:21:03,034 --> 01:21:07,095
I didn't want that Faberge egg.
It was chipped.
941
01:21:07,172 --> 01:21:09,402
Carl Pageant died because of you,
didn't he?
942
01:21:09,474 --> 01:21:13,308
No. I would never hurt anybody.
943
01:21:13,378 --> 01:21:15,608
It was your "Premiere" magazine
with the letters cut out?
944
01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:18,513
Yes, but I lent it to-
945
01:21:18,583 --> 01:21:21,746
And they were your scissors that were
found in Mrs. Sterner's stomach?
946
01:21:21,820 --> 01:21:24,311
Yes, but I didn't-
947
01:21:30,095 --> 01:21:32,359
Do you recycle?
948
01:21:45,911 --> 01:21:47,879
I don't have room
in my kitchen.
949
01:21:54,152 --> 01:21:57,417
Detective Pike, did you then proceed
to the stage area in Hammerjacks?
950
01:21:57,489 --> 01:22:01,357
Yes, I did. Scotty Barnhill was on fire
and fell to his knees in flames.
951
01:22:01,426 --> 01:22:03,053
Would this be what you saw?
952
01:22:03,128 --> 01:22:05,358
Yes, sir. A real barbecue.
953
01:22:05,430 --> 01:22:08,957
May I show this photo
to the jury, Your Honor?
954
01:22:09,034 --> 01:22:13,596
- Chip, she's here.
- They're entitled to see her handiwork.
955
01:22:25,850 --> 01:22:27,784
Excuse me.
956
01:22:29,854 --> 01:22:33,346
Your Honor, may the photograph please
be received into evidence...
957
01:22:33,425 --> 01:22:35,689
and shown to the jury?
958
01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:37,955
Yes.
959
01:22:39,931 --> 01:22:43,560
Geez, that really is
Suzanne Somers.
960
01:22:44,970 --> 01:22:47,734
Oh, I loved you in
"Three's Company. "
961
01:22:47,806 --> 01:22:49,637
No further questions.
962
01:22:52,844 --> 01:22:56,245
I call to the stand Marvin Pickles.
963
01:23:02,654 --> 01:23:05,350
Mr. Pickles. Mr. Marvin Pickles.
964
01:23:07,359 --> 01:23:10,123
- Be right out.
- The judge is waiting for you.
965
01:23:13,732 --> 01:23:15,666
Come on. Get moving.
966
01:23:19,804 --> 01:23:21,601
State your name, please.
967
01:23:21,673 --> 01:23:23,698
Marvin A. Pickles.
968
01:23:23,775 --> 01:23:26,869
Were you in the men's room
at the Antique Traders' Mart...
969
01:23:26,945 --> 01:23:30,108
on Saturday, May 15?
970
01:23:30,181 --> 01:23:32,149
Yes, I was.
971
01:23:40,792 --> 01:23:43,989
Did you see anyone
in the booth next to you?
972
01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:50,734
Excuse me.
973
01:23:50,802 --> 01:23:53,828
Mr. Pickles, did you see
anyone in the booth next to you?
974
01:23:53,905 --> 01:23:55,532
I'm not sure.
975
01:23:58,576 --> 01:24:00,271
What do you mean,
you're not sure?
976
01:24:00,345 --> 01:24:02,336
There was nobody next to me.
977
01:24:02,414 --> 01:24:05,144
Mr. Pickles, didn't you tell
the grand jury...
978
01:24:05,216 --> 01:24:08,014
that you looked down
and you saw a pair of ladies' shoes...
979
01:24:08,086 --> 01:24:10,179
in the booth next to you?
980
01:24:11,389 --> 01:24:13,482
I just said what you told me to.
981
01:24:15,593 --> 01:24:18,255
Perjury is a serious offense,
Mr. Pickles.
982
01:24:21,499 --> 01:24:23,023
I made it all up.
983
01:24:24,602 --> 01:24:27,730
I've never seen Beverly Sutphin
in my life.
984
01:24:27,806 --> 01:24:31,207
You'll pay for this,
Marvin Pickles.
985
01:24:33,144 --> 01:24:35,772
I'm turning your file
over to the vice squad.
986
01:24:41,653 --> 01:24:43,587
The prosecution rests.
987
01:24:50,128 --> 01:24:53,291
The prosecution has proven nothing,
Your Honor.
988
01:24:53,365 --> 01:24:55,799
The defense rests also.
989
01:25:00,939 --> 01:25:04,397
Order. Order in the courtroom.
990
01:25:06,611 --> 01:25:08,841
We'll take a ten-minute recess.
991
01:25:08,913 --> 01:25:11,313
Attorneys, be ready
with your closing arguments.
992
01:25:11,383 --> 01:25:15,843
Well, I feel that Beverly Sutphin
is an innocent woman...
993
01:25:15,920 --> 01:25:17,751
wrongly accused.
994
01:25:17,822 --> 01:25:22,850
A normal housewife trapped in the
nightmare of circumstantial evidence.
995
01:25:27,332 --> 01:25:28,663
There she is.
996
01:25:28,733 --> 01:25:30,223
Henrietta Lee Lucas...
997
01:25:30,301 --> 01:25:32,394
Joan Wayne Gacy.
998
01:25:32,470 --> 01:25:34,335
A new face...
999
01:25:34,406 --> 01:25:37,671
in the deck of serial killer
trading cards.
1000
01:25:39,344 --> 01:25:40,606
Find her guilty...
1001
01:25:40,678 --> 01:25:43,078
on all six counts...
1002
01:25:43,148 --> 01:25:45,082
of first-degree murder.
1003
01:25:45,150 --> 01:25:49,985
I only hope I can portray
Serial Mom's life on the TV screen...
1004
01:25:50,054 --> 01:25:52,716
with the proper dignity...
1005
01:25:52,791 --> 01:25:55,919
that this feminist heroine deserves.
1006
01:25:55,994 --> 01:25:58,292
Look at me.
1007
01:25:58,363 --> 01:26:01,560
I am as normal as all of you.
1008
01:26:03,668 --> 01:26:06,466
But I've been framed
by the police...
1009
01:26:08,940 --> 01:26:10,908
and perjured against...
1010
01:26:10,975 --> 01:26:14,376
by the very people
I thought were my friends.
1011
01:26:14,446 --> 01:26:17,415
- All I ask of you...
- Stop that!
1012
01:26:17,482 --> 01:26:19,450
is that you have the courage...
1013
01:26:19,517 --> 01:26:22,748
to find me innocent
of these...
1014
01:26:22,821 --> 01:26:25,847
terribly untrue charges.
1015
01:26:25,924 --> 01:26:29,724
All I ask is that
you find me innocent...
1016
01:26:29,794 --> 01:26:33,195
of these terribly
untrue charges.
1017
01:26:51,783 --> 01:26:54,650
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
have you reached a verdict?
1018
01:26:54,719 --> 01:26:57,244
Yes, we have, Your Honor.
1019
01:27:00,992 --> 01:27:02,357
We find the defendant...
1020
01:27:02,427 --> 01:27:05,089
not guilty of all charges.
1021
01:27:10,902 --> 01:27:12,597
Way to go, Beverly!
1022
01:27:16,774 --> 01:27:18,708
I'm coming home!
1023
01:27:24,249 --> 01:27:25,841
What should I do?
1024
01:27:25,917 --> 01:27:28,283
I don't know.
Bring her home, I guess.
1025
01:27:28,353 --> 01:27:30,685
No more violence.
1026
01:27:30,755 --> 01:27:33,019
You think she'll like me?
1027
01:27:33,091 --> 01:27:35,116
Just be nice to her...
1028
01:27:35,193 --> 01:27:38,651
and try- try not to get
on her nerves.
1029
01:27:42,967 --> 01:27:45,197
She got off innocent!
1030
01:27:45,270 --> 01:27:47,465
Congratulations, Beverly.
1031
01:27:47,539 --> 01:27:50,474
- I love you.
- Oh, I love you too.
1032
01:27:50,542 --> 01:27:54,205
Thank you all for coming.
Hi there, L.A.
1033
01:27:55,280 --> 01:27:56,975
Well, hello, New York.
1034
01:27:57,048 --> 01:27:59,516
Beverly, who does your hair?
1035
01:28:01,786 --> 01:28:04,220
Would you hold this for me, honey?
1036
01:28:04,289 --> 01:28:06,757
Excuse me. Mr. Sutphin,
can I ask you a question?
1037
01:28:06,824 --> 01:28:08,883
Did the system work?
1038
01:28:08,960 --> 01:28:11,087
Excuse me.
The rights have been sold.
1039
01:28:11,162 --> 01:28:13,096
We did it. We set her free.
1040
01:28:13,164 --> 01:28:15,257
I knew she was innocent
from the start.
1041
01:28:22,273 --> 01:28:24,867
You can't wear white shoes
after Labor Day.
1042
01:28:24,943 --> 01:28:28,106
- That's not true anymore.
- Yes, it is.
1043
01:28:28,179 --> 01:28:30,272
Didn't your mother
ever tell you?
1044
01:28:31,749 --> 01:28:33,512
Now you know.
1045
01:28:35,119 --> 01:28:39,351
No, please.
Fashion has changed.
1046
01:28:39,424 --> 01:28:41,085
No, it hasn't.
1047
01:28:42,727 --> 01:28:45,423
- Are you surprised?
- No comment.
1048
01:28:46,364 --> 01:28:47,956
Here I am, honey.
1049
01:28:48,032 --> 01:28:50,762
- Beverly, hi. I'm Suzanne Somers.
- Hello!
1050
01:28:50,835 --> 01:28:54,271
Mrs. Sutphin, can we get a shot of you
and Suzanne Somers?
1051
01:28:54,339 --> 01:28:57,604
Absolutely. Stand here.
What about a nice two-shot?
1052
01:28:57,675 --> 01:29:00,667
- No, Suzanne, I'd-
- Beverly, stand right here.
1053
01:29:00,745 --> 01:29:02,679
Okay, smile, Serial Mom.
1054
01:29:02,747 --> 01:29:05,545
Suzanne Somers,
this is my bad side!
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