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I don't know why I'm
feeling this like deep,
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aching sense of dread.
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David, I'm more than capable
of looking after your store
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while you and Stevie
work the flea market.
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Why did Patrick have
to book today of all days
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for his tax seminar?
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Like who voluntarily
goes to a tax seminar?
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Maybe the kinds of people who
want to keep their businesses?
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Okay, hi.
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You are literally only
here to receive a package.
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So I cannot have you
distracted your phone...
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unless there's an emergency.
And then immediately call...
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Call Patrick. I know!
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No! Patrick is at the tax seminar!
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Are you hearing anything I'm saying?!
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Yes. Stay off your phone.
Wait for the delivery man
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to drop off whatever. You can trust me.
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Okay, can I?
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Because the last time I left
you in charge of something...
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Ugh! This is about
those stupid Tamagotchi?
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- Actually it is.
- Okay guys...
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You left me with six of them, David.
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Taking care of that many
is like a full-time job!
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I left you with six adult
Tamagotchis in perfect health!
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And by the time I came
home, they were all dead.
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You have to like actively murder them
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- in order for that to happen!
- Okay, David,
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um, as much as I love carrying
out all these boxes by myself,
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I think she's going to be okay,
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so maybe you could give me a hand?
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How did David con
you into this anyway?
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It gives me an excuse to
take a break from rehearsals
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with your mom for a day?
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Um, last night she texted me at 3 A.M.
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and all it said was "leggings."
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- Hmm...
- We have to go.
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Um, you're welcome,
by the way, David.
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Who knows, maybe after today
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you'll finally stop
talking about... Tamagotchi.
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Unlikely... murderer.
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Unfortunately for everyone, John,
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Stevie turned out to be quite the find.
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She'll need a lot of
direction obviously, but...
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you know, ballet intensive,
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perhaps some mittens
to curb the nail biting.
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Moira, I love the
way you pour yourself
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into your projects.
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But the whole point of this spa trip
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was to take a breather from cabaret.
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Yes John. I promise to
enjoy the 60 minutes I'll spend
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having my deepest tissues palpated.
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Then a few sips of cucumber water.
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Factor in five minutes for
you to use the facilities
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and we'll be back home by noon.
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And we're not rushing
through this, Moira.
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We've got an entire day
of treatments ahead of us.
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Today is for slowing down,
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and getting reacquainted
with our bodies.
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Okay, just please give me
a moment to make a decision
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on this chaise lounge.
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Oh, put the phone down, Moira.
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Whatever it is can wait.
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It's for Fraulein Schneider's Salon.
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Do you prefer the olive
suede to the Merlot?
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Similar texture but falls
apart in emotional complexity.
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I can't look right
now, Moira. I'm driving.
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All right. I'll hold it up for you.
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No, Moira, I can't right now.
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It's just a quick glance, John!
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All right, then you
need to hold it straighter.
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That... oh-oh, what was that?
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- A tiny speed bump.
- Speed bump?
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We're in the middle of nowhere.
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Why would there be a speed bump?
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No, I think I, I think I hit an animal.
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Oh, it's the circle of life, John.
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You've just provided
a nice Passover Seder
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for a family of hawks.
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No... ew...
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John,
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don't get too close, dear.
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We can't afford you contracting mange.
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It's a cat, Moira. I hit a cat!
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Well, what kind of ailurophobe
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sends their kitty out to play
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on such a busy stretch of highway?
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It's got a collar!
This is someone's pet.
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There's a farmhouse right there,
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probably belongs to them.
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Or not.
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Okay, so this is really good,
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we just need everything
facing forward. Facing forward.
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Facing forward. See what I'm doing here?
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Okay, like a serial killer?
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David Rose!
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- Oh God!
- Would you look at that?
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If this isn't a full circle moment,
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- then I'm not twice divorced.
- My God, Wendy!
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This must be your wife.
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- No.
- God, no.
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No, no, Wendy, this
is my friend, Stevie.
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Stevie, this is Wendy.
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Wendy used to employ
me at the Blouse Barn.
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I'm so sorry, I don't
mean to jump to conclusions.
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I guess I've got marriage
on the brain again.
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If you can believe it, I'm engaged!
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- Hmm, wow.
- Congratulations.
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Well, you know what
they say about love,
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it's like target practice,
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if you just keep shooting at it...
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Anyway, David, I was hoping you
would have settled down by now!
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Oh, I actually own this
business with my partner.
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Get outta town!
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I know, I am as shocked as you are.
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Well, I guess that
makes us flea buddies.
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I've got my own booth.
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Wow, so we're
reopening the Blouse Barn?
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Oh, no, no, no, just test
driving a new business idea,
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brought to me by my
new partner, Antonio.
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Antonio!
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What are you doing?
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Come over here, so I can show you off!
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Hey.
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Well, Antonio, say hi to everyone.
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- Hi.
- You look very familiar.
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Have I seen you in my store before?
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I don't think so.
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Okay.
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He seems sweet.
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He reminds me a lot of you.
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Well, isn't that a
compliment. For him.
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I better get back and
help Tony set up the booth.
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It was such a treat seeing you, David!
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And you, Karen!
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Karen's a new one.
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I have... definitely seen
that guy in my store before.
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Do you think that
Wendy knows her fiancé
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has been checking out every guy in here?
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She has the worst taste in men.
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At one point, she told me
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she was looking for a Jon Gosselin type.
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Sorry, we're closed.
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Very funny.
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Ugh, I was hoping you
were the delivery guy.
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- Thanks.
- No, I'm just like, so bored.
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Well, I am not the delivery
guy, but I come bearing gifts.
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But I didn't pay for that.
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I know, I got it at the flea market.
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Thank you for the delivery.
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Do you need my signature?
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Oops.
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Oh... wow!
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Uh... um, miss,
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seems that the strap has
fallen off of your shoulder.
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I'd offer to put it back for you,
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but as a delivery guy,
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I don't know if it's my place.
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Oh, how respectful.
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Now, if only you had that
much respect for my time.
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I've been waiting here forever.
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Um, sorry that I'm late...
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my... grandmother passed this morning.
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Ew! Oh my God, Ted!
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Sorry, I wasn't prepared for an improv.
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No, it's fine, it's fine.
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Okay, what else
weren't you prepared for?
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- The... import taxes?
- Hmm...
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Okay, obviously I'm not good at this,
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can we just skip to the good part?
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Yes. Okay.
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So, you and I just
innocently witnessed
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an 18-wheeler barreling down...
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Moira, I'm just gonna
be honest, all right?
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There was an accident, it
was tragic, unavoidable,
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and then we'll be on our way.
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Mm-Kay.
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Can I help you?
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What... beautiful day, isn't it?
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- Crops need rain.
- Yes, yes.
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Oh, as they often do.
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Um... well, we just had
an unfortunate thing...
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My husband struck down
your feline with our car.
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Well, we don't necessarily know
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whether the cat belongs
to this uh, gentleman.
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Well, what did it look like?
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The name on the tags was "Sergio"?
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Well, that was him.
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Oh, these city people
driving too damn fast
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up and down this road.
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No, I-I don't think speed
was-was the thing here.
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No, my husband has what's
called a feather foot.
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Well then, why did you stop?
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We thought it was...
the decent thing to do.
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Um, now that's done,
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and we have a very
pressing engagement so.
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Well, my wife is so right,
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we're running very late right now.
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The Hammam Spas are
notoriously fickle about refunds.
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You're going to the spa?
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Well, that does sound important,
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but since you just
killed my daughter's cat,
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coming inside to break the news to her
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might be a little bit more important.
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Don't you think?
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Hm, John, shall I pick
you up on the way back?
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I know how desperate you were
for me to have my day of detox.
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No! No, Moira!
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I think it's better if
you... come inside with me,
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so we can uh,
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break the news together.
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Okay, this is the last of them,
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unless you wanted me to
bring in the 14 coffee cups
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and 3 empty chip bags that
are also in your back seat?
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Mhmm. David, remember when
you thought Wendy's partner
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had been in your store before?
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He has been in my store before.
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Well, I think I know
why he wasn't being
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so upfront about it.
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Okay, I know what you're gonna say,
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and I also thought that he
was into me for a second,
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but I'm pretty sure
that's just his face.
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No. Look over at their booth,
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and tell me you don't
notice any similarities.
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- What the actual fuck?!
- I know.
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- They've ripped off our entire store.
- Yeah.
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Tulips instead of roses? Woof!
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Similar products. The
labels even look like ours.
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Except, their stuff's half price.
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What?
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Well, we have a very loyal customer base
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who would not be fooled
by some skanky knockoff.
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Okay, Dave, I'm
ready to check out here.
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Roland! What are you doing here?
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You're supposed to be at the motel!
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I'm on my coffee break,
and I ran out of foot cream.
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- Those are 3 for 15, yes?
- These are not from our store.
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Well, what are you talking about?
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I just got 'em off
your table over there.
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That's not our table.
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Well then, why were
you standing there?
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That's not me! And
he's still standing there!
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Okay um, do you want the sale, or not?
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Uh no, you can buy
our superior foot cream
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at a slightly higher price.
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Geez. You were a lot nicer
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when I was talking to you over there.
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How far do you think we'd get
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if we just started running?
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When might we expect
your daughter to show up,
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because we do have a
very busy day ahead of us?
252
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Well, baby's still sleeping,
253
00:11:12,934 --> 00:11:15,636
but if you wanna go and wake her up,
254
00:11:15,661 --> 00:11:17,862
tell her what happened, by all means.
255
00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:20,836
Where is Bebe's chamber?
256
00:11:22,295 --> 00:11:24,630
Oh, there she is now.
257
00:11:24,655 --> 00:11:26,856
She's either up, or takin' a leak.
258
00:11:27,109 --> 00:11:30,445
Either way, great progress for Bebe.
259
00:11:30,470 --> 00:11:32,301
Here she is.
260
00:11:32,473 --> 00:11:34,807
What's all this?
261
00:11:35,002 --> 00:11:36,703
Who are you?
262
00:11:36,728 --> 00:11:40,668
Uh, hi, Johnny Rose, Baby.
263
00:11:42,627 --> 00:11:44,728
- This is my uh...
- Sergio's dead!
264
00:11:44,753 --> 00:11:46,321
Ugh.
265
00:11:47,727 --> 00:11:49,094
What the hell?
266
00:11:49,119 --> 00:11:51,183
Yes, it seems he had taken ill,
267
00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:53,738
and stumbled out on the road poor thing,
268
00:11:53,763 --> 00:11:56,031
presumably to end it all.
269
00:11:56,056 --> 00:11:57,923
And then?
270
00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,773
And then we ran over him.
271
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:14,082
Anyway, this feels like a
very private family moment...
272
00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:17,494
that we're more than willing to share.
273
00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:29,167
That's for you.
274
00:12:29,268 --> 00:12:31,557
Clearly that brand loyalty
you were talking about
275
00:12:31,582 --> 00:12:33,438
is really paying off.
276
00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:36,231
Like to pay you off
to not be here anymore.
277
00:12:37,786 --> 00:12:40,054
Roland, what are
you still doing here?
278
00:12:40,079 --> 00:12:41,680
This will only take a second.
279
00:12:41,857 --> 00:12:44,225
Dave, I don't know if
you remember or not,
280
00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:46,451
but I purchased some foot
cream from you earlier?
281
00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:48,329
That wasn't our foot cream.
282
00:12:48,354 --> 00:12:50,222
Yeah, okay, well
you took my 15 bucks,
283
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:52,081
and now I'd like a refund,
284
00:12:52,106 --> 00:12:53,817
because I realized I've
used this stuff before,
285
00:12:53,842 --> 00:12:56,577
- and it makes my feet stink.
- Give me that.
286
00:12:58,698 --> 00:13:00,332
Ugh!
287
00:13:00,433 --> 00:13:02,434
It smells like pennies and burps!
288
00:13:02,535 --> 00:13:04,921
Oh yeah! Wait, that
smells exactly like the stuff
289
00:13:04,946 --> 00:13:06,280
we used to use at the motel.
290
00:13:06,305 --> 00:13:09,004
- Ugh.
- Like, exactly.
291
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,385
Wait a second...
292
00:13:15,157 --> 00:13:16,991
That's why!
293
00:13:17,016 --> 00:13:18,550
Gel Time Moist Liquid.
294
00:13:18,575 --> 00:13:21,565
Contains 100% moist liquid.
295
00:13:21,590 --> 00:13:24,033
- Uh
- oh, Davey got busted!
296
00:13:24,058 --> 00:13:25,924
Okay, this is not our product, Roland!
297
00:13:25,949 --> 00:13:28,994
Anyone who sells counterfeit
luxury beauty products
298
00:13:29,019 --> 00:13:30,659
is clearly a sociopath.
299
00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:33,171
Dave, I don't wanna tell
you how to run your business,
300
00:13:33,196 --> 00:13:36,507
but 3 or 15 dollars for
Gel Time is a total rip-off.
301
00:13:36,532 --> 00:13:39,444
I mean, pharmacies hand those
out for free on Halloween.
302
00:13:39,469 --> 00:13:41,703
David, you have to talk to Wendy.
303
00:13:41,728 --> 00:13:43,039
Okay, what am I gonna tell her?
304
00:13:43,063 --> 00:13:46,385
That her curious life partner,
who looks nothing like me,
305
00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:48,644
is some big old con artist?
306
00:13:50,428 --> 00:13:51,895
$18 for toner?
307
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,241
Why don't you just on some Gel Time?
308
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:56,567
That stuff will strip
your skin right off.
309
00:13:57,965 --> 00:14:00,033
Ooh.
310
00:14:00,734 --> 00:14:02,868
Whoa! That was...
311
00:14:03,383 --> 00:14:05,651
I know, like are good,
but that was like...
312
00:14:05,676 --> 00:14:07,611
You pulled some new tricks out.
313
00:14:07,725 --> 00:14:08,992
New to you.
314
00:14:09,156 --> 00:14:11,657
Anyway, David should
leave you in charge
315
00:14:11,758 --> 00:14:13,726
of the store more often.
316
00:14:13,751 --> 00:14:16,638
Um... Ted, the door was
unlocked the entire time!
317
00:14:16,663 --> 00:14:18,264
What?
318
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,342
Someone could've
like, walked in on us.
319
00:14:20,367 --> 00:14:22,568
They would've gotten quite the show!
320
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:27,035
It's very... irresponsible
and dangerous of us.
321
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,941
Well, now we know for next time.
322
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:31,210
Oh, um, I almost forgot,
323
00:14:31,235 --> 00:14:33,737
I never signed for that parcel.
324
00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:36,425
Uh, I don't think the guy showed up?
325
00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:37,883
No, Ted...
326
00:14:38,984 --> 00:14:43,680
Oh uh... oh, yeah I...
I'd get your signature,
327
00:14:43,705 --> 00:14:47,269
but I guess I left my clipboard
328
00:14:47,294 --> 00:14:49,428
and scanner thing somewhere, so.
329
00:14:49,605 --> 00:14:52,007
Do you think it might
be in David's new bathroom?
330
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:54,009
Apparently it's just for customers,
331
00:14:54,034 --> 00:14:55,835
but he never lets anyone use it.
332
00:14:56,012 --> 00:14:58,547
I remember now, I definitely
left my scanner thing in there.
333
00:14:58,572 --> 00:15:01,807
- Mhm... let's go
- let's go find your scanner thing.
334
00:15:01,907 --> 00:15:03,619
Can I just request we
actually drop the scanner
335
00:15:03,644 --> 00:15:05,560
thing bit just 'cause
it's kinda throwing me off.
336
00:15:05,585 --> 00:15:06,919
Yeah, okay.
337
00:15:08,815 --> 00:15:10,149
Oh, this is nice!
338
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:12,451
- Uh
- Oh! Is that a sink?
339
00:15:12,552 --> 00:15:13,886
Oh! A sink it is!
340
00:15:15,646 --> 00:15:17,914
Help me up, babe.
341
00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:22,161
- Oh my God!
- Fuck! Ugh!
342
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:28,243
How are we still trapped
in this Gothic horror show?
343
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,447
You know, I think we've
already missed the seaweed wrap,
344
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,574
and at this rate, it's not
looking good for the salt scrub.
345
00:15:35,885 --> 00:15:38,253
You know, I wish there was
something else we could do here,
346
00:15:38,278 --> 00:15:42,057
but uh, I really feel we've
overstayed our welcome.
347
00:15:42,082 --> 00:15:44,250
Yes, we should really hit the road.
348
00:15:44,275 --> 00:15:46,776
In that big, fancy car of yours?
349
00:15:46,801 --> 00:15:50,374
Oh it's... it's big, but
it's not that fancy.
350
00:15:50,921 --> 00:15:52,324
Listen folks,
351
00:15:52,426 --> 00:15:53,959
we don't want much,
352
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:58,256
but you should cover the
expenses of the funeral.
353
00:15:58,882 --> 00:16:01,250
The funeral... for your cat?
354
00:16:01,601 --> 00:16:03,736
Well, it was Baby's only cat.
355
00:16:03,761 --> 00:16:05,981
Perhaps it's the lack of air,
356
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:08,140
but I believe I saw three or four cats
357
00:16:08,165 --> 00:16:10,500
running around since
this interrogation began.
358
00:16:10,622 --> 00:16:12,757
It was my only tabby.
359
00:16:12,782 --> 00:16:15,590
Okay, well maybe there's
something we can do.
360
00:16:15,615 --> 00:16:18,250
Does Bebe enjoy the theater?
361
00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:19,676
Hmm?
362
00:16:19,701 --> 00:16:22,501
How about two complimentary,
363
00:16:22,526 --> 00:16:25,823
partially-obstructed
view seats to Cabaret?
364
00:16:25,848 --> 00:16:28,617
No! She likes the Kinky Shoes.
365
00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:31,481
You got tickets to Kinky Shoes?
366
00:16:31,506 --> 00:16:34,541
I believe it's Kinky Boots. And no.
367
00:16:34,566 --> 00:16:38,407
Well, maybe a professional massage
368
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:41,183
might help ease Baby's pain.
369
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,075
I like massages.
370
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:45,320
So, now you're
taking Bebe to the spa?
371
00:16:45,765 --> 00:16:48,090
No, I wouldn't be taking her Moira,
372
00:16:48,115 --> 00:16:52,184
but maybe Baby can take
her uh, grandmother.
373
00:16:52,209 --> 00:16:53,777
- I'm her mother!
- Yes, well that...
374
00:16:53,802 --> 00:16:55,497
Yes, you are!
375
00:16:55,522 --> 00:16:59,892
And you are going to adore
the rejuvenating facial peel.
376
00:17:00,079 --> 00:17:02,681
Can I keep the slippers?
377
00:17:04,564 --> 00:17:06,298
This is my favourite after shave.
378
00:17:06,476 --> 00:17:07,476
This is for you.
379
00:17:07,501 --> 00:17:09,001
- Go!
- Okay.
380
00:17:09,102 --> 00:17:12,338
On my feet...
381
00:17:12,363 --> 00:17:14,431
- Hi.
- Wendy, hi!
382
00:17:14,456 --> 00:17:16,685
David! Isn't this great?
383
00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:19,078
The two of us, back together!
384
00:17:19,103 --> 00:17:22,972
Successful in business!
Successful in love.
385
00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:25,718
- Mhmm, totally.
- Quick question for you, Wen...
386
00:17:25,819 --> 00:17:28,507
You know, when Antonio
came to me with this idea,
387
00:17:28,532 --> 00:17:30,766
I wasn't sure there was a market
388
00:17:30,791 --> 00:17:32,491
for another general store.
389
00:17:32,668 --> 00:17:34,302
Everyone is doing them now.
390
00:17:34,327 --> 00:17:36,214
Yeah, I was one of
the first, but I get it.
391
00:17:36,239 --> 00:17:38,340
And they sell all the same stuff.
392
00:17:38,365 --> 00:17:41,201
I'm sure you've noticed a similarity
393
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:44,546
- between our products and yours.
- Sure did.
394
00:17:44,571 --> 00:17:46,272
Wendy can I speak with you for a moment?
395
00:17:46,297 --> 00:17:47,630
Sure.
396
00:17:48,226 --> 00:17:50,361
Why don't we go over to your booth?
397
00:17:50,386 --> 00:17:52,888
It's so much quieter.
398
00:17:52,913 --> 00:17:54,413
Okay.
399
00:17:55,549 --> 00:17:59,270
Um, I don't wanna be the
one to have to tell you this,
400
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,463
but it's about your fiancé...
401
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,609
You know Brad?
402
00:18:04,425 --> 00:18:07,335
- Who's Brad?
- My fiance.
403
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,695
I thought you and Antonio were...
404
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,721
Oh David...
405
00:18:11,746 --> 00:18:14,348
We're business partners.
406
00:18:14,601 --> 00:18:17,085
Oh! Okay.
407
00:18:17,737 --> 00:18:19,705
Well, that's gonna make
this a little easier.
408
00:18:19,730 --> 00:18:22,884
Turns out Antonio is a common criminal.
409
00:18:23,034 --> 00:18:25,169
- What?
- Stevie give me the...
410
00:18:26,088 --> 00:18:27,656
Look at this, please.
411
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,892
100% moist liquid?
412
00:18:31,351 --> 00:18:34,563
Antonio said it was locally sourced.
413
00:18:34,588 --> 00:18:36,874
Sure. If you consider
the dollar store local.
414
00:18:36,899 --> 00:18:38,967
These sell for 99 cents.
415
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,993
Well, he's been charging me way more!
416
00:18:41,507 --> 00:18:43,338
I'm so sorry, you had to hear this.
417
00:18:43,363 --> 00:18:45,264
No, David,
418
00:18:45,441 --> 00:18:46,975
I'm glad you told me.
419
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,602
I was gonna go into
business with this person.
420
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:52,814
And I'm ashamed to say,
421
00:18:52,839 --> 00:18:55,074
in my weaker moments,
422
00:18:55,417 --> 00:18:59,086
I've been tempted to
cheat on poor, sweet Brad.
423
00:19:00,867 --> 00:19:02,047
With Antonio?
424
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,893
Well, obviously you picked up
425
00:19:04,918 --> 00:19:07,342
on the intense heat between us
426
00:19:07,367 --> 00:19:10,532
- if you thought we were a couple.
- Yeah.
427
00:19:10,557 --> 00:19:12,024
Wendy, for several reasons
428
00:19:12,049 --> 00:19:14,135
I think you need to
say goodbye to Antonio.
429
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,705
Ugh. How I'm gonna tell Brad.
430
00:19:17,046 --> 00:19:19,674
He and Antonio are roommates.
431
00:19:19,775 --> 00:19:23,044
They share this tiny
one-bedroom together.
432
00:19:23,437 --> 00:19:25,513
And it is so crowded in there,
433
00:19:25,538 --> 00:19:27,740
they had to put the
mirror on the ceiling.
434
00:19:29,318 --> 00:19:31,052
Yeah. Best to shut
all that down, I think.
435
00:19:31,153 --> 00:19:33,288
David,
436
00:19:33,579 --> 00:19:36,258
what would I do without you?
437
00:19:36,446 --> 00:19:38,613
I literally don't know, Wendy.
438
00:19:39,671 --> 00:19:42,982
You wanna get high?
439
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:46,078
- No, but thank you.
- Okay.
440
00:19:51,702 --> 00:19:54,146
Okay. So, the delivery man came in,
441
00:19:54,171 --> 00:19:56,007
used the bathroom,
442
00:19:56,032 --> 00:19:58,000
somehow broke the sink,
443
00:19:58,025 --> 00:20:01,060
and then left without
delivering the package.
444
00:20:02,405 --> 00:20:04,373
That is correct.
445
00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:06,851
I just find it strange that
he would then leave a note
446
00:20:06,876 --> 00:20:08,710
saying, "sorry I missed you".
447
00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:10,956
Yeah. No...
448
00:20:10,981 --> 00:20:12,533
I think he meant, like,
sorry I missed you.
449
00:20:12,558 --> 00:20:14,659
Because I was here the entire time.
450
00:20:14,684 --> 00:20:16,729
And I actually think that he
was like a little bit drunk,
451
00:20:16,753 --> 00:20:19,121
because he knocked over a lot of things.
452
00:20:19,146 --> 00:20:20,647
And you were here for this?
453
00:20:20,672 --> 00:20:22,439
Um, no...
454
00:20:22,768 --> 00:20:25,470
Well, you were here for part of it.
455
00:20:25,495 --> 00:20:28,304
Right. But I got here late...
456
00:20:28,632 --> 00:20:31,076
my grandmother passed away.
457
00:20:31,101 --> 00:20:33,102
- Oh God!
- A few years ago.
458
00:20:33,127 --> 00:20:35,295
And it just been real tough to get over.
459
00:20:35,441 --> 00:20:36,874
Mhmm.
460
00:20:36,899 --> 00:20:38,984
Well, fortunately we had these
security cameras installed,
461
00:20:39,009 --> 00:20:41,277
so I guess I'll just show
that to the insurance people?
462
00:20:41,302 --> 00:20:42,735
I don't really know how this works,
463
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,468
Patrick went to that seminar.
464
00:20:44,881 --> 00:20:46,348
Oh. Um...
465
00:20:46,373 --> 00:20:49,828
honestly, I-I don't think
that you wanna do that.
466
00:20:52,188 --> 00:20:54,256
You said that I could trust you.
467
00:20:54,433 --> 00:20:56,501
First, the Tamagotchies, now this!
468
00:20:56,602 --> 00:20:57,960
Get out of my store.
469
00:20:57,985 --> 00:20:59,629
Okay, fine. You can
take the money for the sink
470
00:20:59,654 --> 00:21:01,465
out of what you were
going to pay me for today.
471
00:21:01,490 --> 00:21:03,135
I wasn't planning
on paying you anything.
472
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,660
Get out!
473
00:21:04,901 --> 00:21:06,568
You too. Very disappointed.
474
00:21:06,746 --> 00:21:08,380
And if we're pointing fingers, David,
475
00:21:08,405 --> 00:21:10,873
I've done it on a lot of sinks
and I've never had an issue.
476
00:21:10,974 --> 00:21:12,852
When you say you've done
it on a lot of sinks...
477
00:21:12,876 --> 00:21:14,076
Out!
478
00:21:14,177 --> 00:21:15,911
Hmm.
479
00:21:15,936 --> 00:21:19,187
Ugh! I don't wanna touch this.
480
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:24,843
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