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- Hmm. David.
- Hmm?
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Perhaps your indigestion
is caused by the speed
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with which you consume your food.
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We should do breakfast more
often, this is really fun.
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Mhmm.
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- Hi, Mrs. Rose.
- Hello, Patrick.
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- Care to ensconce yourself?
- Oh, I wish I could.
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- Um, David?
- Hmm?
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You told me you were just
running across the street
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- for a cup of coffee.
- But then I got hungry.
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I hadn't eaten since last night.
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It's just that I have to
get ready for my audition,
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and somebody has to be at the store, so.
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You're being audited? Those bastards!
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No, uh, audition.
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I'm actually trying out for "Cabaret".
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"Cabaret".
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You're familiar with the show?
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Please don't start.
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- The year was 1979.
- '79. Mhmm.
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I was but 17.
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- She was not 17.
- Ah.
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Hostessing at a charming
gas station deli,
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when the great director, Rocky Nickels,
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came in for a Reuben.
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That's a sandwich.
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Little did he know,
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he would end up biting into something
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- far more suffonsifying.
- Far more suffonsifying.
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A ripe young actress who he'd soon cast
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in the leading role of Sally Bowles.
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Sally Bowles, yes.
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- In the production of...
- "Cabaret".
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Yes!
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Ask me how many ovations
I got on closing night.
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- Six.
- David, you know the answer!
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That's a lot of ovations.
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Mhmm, three by demand,
and three on the house.
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And who, may I ask, is bold enough
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to scale this cultural monolith?
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Jocelyn's actually directing
for the community theater, so.
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Jocelyn?
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That's very ambitious of Jocelyn.
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Yeah well, I just thought it
could be a fun thing to do.
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Yes, the exact sentiment
expressed by the passengers
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as they stepped aboard the Titanic.
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Okay, well, that's really encouraging.
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What?! They were having
a rip-roaring bash
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before that bloody iceberg.
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- I'm just gonna get the bill.
- Yeah, I'm gonna go.
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- I'll be just two minutes.
- Okay.
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Hey, Stevie.
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Excuse me, I'll just be a minute.
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I just heard from Alexis
that Ted's mom, Cheryl,
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will be coming in from Elm Ridge,
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and joining us for the weekend.
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So uh, I'd like to just keep
an eye out for her, okay?
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She's a lovely woman, very striking,
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- full-figured...
- Mr. Rose!
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It's Cheryl Mullens.
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- Cheryl!
- Yes!
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Oh, I-I-I...
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I didn't recognize you
there for some reason.
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Well, I lost 80 pounds,
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I changed my diet,
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and I started taking Zumba classes.
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Well, good for Zumba.
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And you haven't changed at all, Johnny.
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Still as handsome as ever.
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Oh, well, there you go.
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Uh anyway, we're gonna put
you in our best room, okay?
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- Aw!
- And, tell you what.
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It's on us, Cheryl.
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- Is it?!
- Thank you.
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You're a sweetheart.
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They don't make men like you anymore.
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Well, we try to treat people good.
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Try to treat good...
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Have a nice room.
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Day! Day. Have a nice day in your room.
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- What?
- You gonna be okay?
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Yeah.
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- Jocelyn!
- What the... Moira!
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You really snuck up on me there.
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Those shoes do not make a sound.
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- Blame Wang.
- What're you doing here?
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Alas, I was sure there was
a council-related symposium
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here this afternoon, but...
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it appears the room has been set up
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in an audition configuration?
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I'm so glad I'm doing it right.
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Today is day one of
auditions for "Cabaret".
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"Cabaret!"
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Yeah, I actually wanted to do "Cats",
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but everybody said that
it was too political, so.
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I'm not sure you're
aware of this Jocelyn,
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but "Cabaret" is the very
show that launched my career.
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- Right!
- Mhmm.
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1979, you had a Reuben.
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No, but never mind.
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I'm simply here to wish
you the best of luck.
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Moira...
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since you have the strong
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personal connection to "Cabaret",
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do you think that you could... help me?
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No, this is your bebe, Jocelyn,
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and an artistic cradle robber, I am not.
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Okay, it's just that I have
this actual baby at home,
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plus a whole lot of
term papers to grade.
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I wouldn't want to
step on anyone's toes.
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But if you would indulge
me a promenade along...
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memory lane,
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I'd love to sit in on the auditions.
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Okay, if that's as much as
you're willing to contribute.
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- All righty.
- It's settled, then.
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Consider me a silent
monarch on the wall.
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- Will do.
- Now, Jocelyn...
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is this really how you
want to set up the chairs?
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- No?
- Oh God, no!
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Roland. You brought
a baby into the store.
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Shhh. Yeah.
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And I don't know why I
haven't brought him in sooner,
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this place is perfect.
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Thank you so much.
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Yeah, they say that
babies fall asleep quickest
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when they're surrounded by an eerie,
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almost crypt-like silence.
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What can I do to shorten
your stay in my store, Roland?
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Oh, uh, Joce wanted me to
pick up uh, some of this.
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This organic applesauce.
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Organic. Listen to me!
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Who am I? Gwyneth Paltrow?
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No, no, you're not.
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Ah.
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Ooh sorry, I gotta take this.
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What about this, though?
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Uh, hello? Ronnie. Hi, what's going on?
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- No! Oh my God!
- What?
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Dave, please, I'm on a private call.
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Uh huh, okay, I'll be right over.
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Oh boy, sheeesh.
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Everything okay?
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Well, Gwen was trimming
that big oak tree
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behind her place, and
she took out a power line,
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and now there are live wires
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flailing every which way but loose.
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So I guess uh,
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Rollie Jr. and I should head over there.
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Hey, this applesauce,
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it's not gonna go bad in the sun, is it?
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I'd be more concerned about the baby,
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- but what do I know?
- You're right!
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You know what I'll do?
I'll leave 'em both here.
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No! No, absolutely not!
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I have a meeting in half an hour
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with a potential big money client,
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and a rogue baby in my store
does not present as polished,
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- or professional.
- He'll be fine.
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If he gets cranky, give
him some applesauce.
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Those are $10 a jar!
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- Okay.
- Dammit!
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No, I will not accept that.
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No, but I entered that in there already.
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Dad, Cheryl wants to take a shower,
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and all she has is a facecloth.
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Oh, okay. Well, Stevie uh...
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can you run some towels
down to room four?
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- Why do I need to do it?
- Okay, what's the big deal?
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Just walk them over, and drop them off.
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Well, Alexis, if you must know,
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when I was checking
Cheryl in this morning,
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I-I got a bit of a vibe.
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Ew, what kind of vibe?
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I think I might've gotten...
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a whisper... of desire.
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"Whisper of des... " Oh my God!
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Please never use that
phrase like, ever again.
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My face was touched.
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She was doing this.
She called me handsome!
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Okay, Cheryl is in a happy marriage.
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She just happens to be very like,
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warm, and affectionate.
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Her hand was warm and affectionate.
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Ted! Hi!
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Uh, my mom was just wondering
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if she could maybe get some towels?
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Towels? Yes!
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And perhaps you could take these to her?
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Oh yeah, sure. My mom also wants
you to join us for lunch today.
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She said she won't
take no for an answer.
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Uh, that would leave Stevie
alone here at the counter.
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And I-I don't think that uh...
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Oh, but I prefer it that way, though.
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Oh my God, Dad, um yes, he can come.
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Okay great, I'll go let her know.
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She was just saying how she wants to get
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- to know you better.
- Hmm. Hmm.
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Psh! Shh! Wait! Do you hear that?
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- What?
- It's like a...
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faint whisper of desire.
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- That was a good one.
- Thanks!
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Oh boy. Don't do that.
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Jocelyn: Wow, Bob.
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Who knew you were a
man of so many talents?
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Well, I don't need to see any more.
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- Bob...
- Ahem!
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Moira, is there anything
you'd like to add
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to Bob's audition?
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I'm just marinating in memories.
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Okay well, we start rehearsals...
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But while I marinate,
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it might be worth observing
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your giving Bob a slight redirection.
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- Mhmm...
- If that's all right?
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Oh, I've cleared my afternoon for this.
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Okay, uh...
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well, try it um,
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angrier? You know, like, grr,
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put your hands on your hips.
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Like this?
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Oh dear.
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Okay. Well, it seems to me,
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that it would be helpful to both of us
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if you would just join
us here at the table.
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Well, there's a note I'm
incapable of rebuffing.
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You heard the director.
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Thank you.
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Do you want me to
sing "Ave Maria" again?
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If you must, but I think what
Jocelyn is looking for here
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is a foreboding vibration
of pre-war Berlin,
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easy on the accent.
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Roger that, yeah.
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Okay, so this is what
we call mutual respect.
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So if you could just stay
like this for the an hour,
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that would be ideal. Okay.
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- Hi, David?
- Tina?
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- Mhmm.
- Oh my goodness!
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We are so excited at the prospect
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of working with "Premium Parties".
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- Oh, that's very sweet.
- Yeah, so as you know,
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we can source basically
anything you need
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when it comes to party essentials.
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Gift bags, catering,
Shaman-blessed crystals,
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artisanal Reiki gloves.
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For today, I was just hoping
to hear about the store,
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and make a connection with you.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah, no, I love making connections.
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Oh.
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Oh no, that's not...
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Oh, I didn't know that
you had a little guy!
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Yeah, his dad is just out right now,
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00:10:30,150 --> 00:10:31,784
but he should be back any time.
256
00:10:31,809 --> 00:10:33,553
Oh yeah, they say that,
and next thing you know,
257
00:10:33,578 --> 00:10:35,713
it's been an hour, am I right?
258
00:10:35,965 --> 00:10:37,866
Yes. Yeah.
259
00:10:37,891 --> 00:10:41,593
They say it's an emergency,
but is it really, Tina?
260
00:10:41,618 --> 00:10:43,705
Yeah, so tell me the
last time that watching
261
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,931
the new "Fast and the
Furious" was an emergency!
262
00:10:47,348 --> 00:10:48,893
You know, I have a
two-year-old at home.
263
00:10:49,069 --> 00:10:51,937
- Oh.
- How old's this little one?
264
00:10:51,962 --> 00:10:54,364
He's um, three to four months.
265
00:10:54,389 --> 00:10:55,756
- Oh, wow.
- Mhmm.
266
00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:58,583
He's huge for four months.
267
00:10:58,608 --> 00:11:00,642
- Mm, big eater.
- Ah.
268
00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:04,203
You know, we-we do sell
these delicious granola bars.
269
00:11:04,410 --> 00:11:06,011
You're giving him granola?
270
00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:10,022
No, no, I eat the granola bars,
271
00:11:10,047 --> 00:11:11,781
while taking care of him.
272
00:11:11,806 --> 00:11:14,847
He prefers um...
273
00:11:14,872 --> 00:11:16,409
the organic applesauce.
274
00:11:16,434 --> 00:11:19,140
It must be so helpful to have
your own little product tester
275
00:11:19,165 --> 00:11:20,532
here in the store with you.
276
00:11:20,557 --> 00:11:21,964
You know what?
277
00:11:22,274 --> 00:11:23,651
Why don't you take this home with you,
278
00:11:23,676 --> 00:11:25,744
try it out on your little one.
279
00:11:27,401 --> 00:11:30,042
You know, I'm actually
throwing a baby shower
280
00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:31,816
next week, uh, but I mean,
281
00:11:31,841 --> 00:11:34,275
that's probably not
enough notice for you.
282
00:11:34,481 --> 00:11:36,949
I threw a baby shower for
my dear friend, Jocelyn,
283
00:11:36,974 --> 00:11:38,441
within a day,
284
00:11:38,466 --> 00:11:40,934
I'm pretty sure I can
get supplies by next week.
285
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:45,394
You two might be my
new favourite vendors.
286
00:11:47,903 --> 00:11:49,347
Do you think that maybe he could um,
287
00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,058
show me around?
288
00:11:52,232 --> 00:11:54,867
Yeah. You want, you
wanna show her around,
289
00:11:54,892 --> 00:11:57,360
- little tyke?
- Show me around. Hm.
290
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:02,728
Cheryl: And there he was,
291
00:12:02,753 --> 00:12:06,013
naked as the day he
was born, just wailing!
292
00:12:06,038 --> 00:12:08,615
It had rained, and his
cotton candy was melting
293
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,714
all down his hand!
294
00:12:11,441 --> 00:12:13,275
Yeah, that was fun, but uh,
295
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,335
maybe we can start telling some stories
296
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:18,180
about someone else who
was naked and crying?
297
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,649
Okay, fine, but I think everyone here
298
00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:21,874
has already heard about
my Vin Diesel adventure.
299
00:12:21,899 --> 00:12:24,151
Mind if I have a fry, Johnny?
300
00:12:24,754 --> 00:12:26,889
No, no, go ahead, help yourself.
301
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,182
And if anyone else wants a fry,
302
00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:30,893
please feel free to take one.
303
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,953
Mom, I really wish I'd
have known about this trip
304
00:12:33,054 --> 00:12:34,865
a little bit sooner, I
wouldn't have asked Alexis
305
00:12:34,890 --> 00:12:36,457
to help me out at the clinic today,
306
00:12:36,482 --> 00:12:37,802
and she could've kept you company.
307
00:12:37,827 --> 00:12:39,159
Mhmm, I also wish you
hadn't asked me to help out
308
00:12:39,184 --> 00:12:40,784
- at the clinic today.
- Oh, don't worry,
309
00:12:40,809 --> 00:12:42,977
this was just a last minute whim.
310
00:12:43,191 --> 00:12:45,075
I just don't know what I'm
gonna do with those tickets
311
00:12:45,099 --> 00:12:47,667
that I bought to the Elmdale Gallery.
312
00:12:48,717 --> 00:12:50,518
Johnny...
313
00:12:50,901 --> 00:12:52,905
I don't suppose you'd
be interested in playing
314
00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:55,465
- hooky today, huh?
- Oh, no!
315
00:12:55,490 --> 00:12:59,255
I haven't played hooky since college.
316
00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,314
Dad, I think you can
spare a couple of hours
317
00:13:01,339 --> 00:13:02,605
to accompany Mrs. Mullens,
318
00:13:02,630 --> 00:13:04,994
who otherwise would be going by herself.
319
00:13:05,019 --> 00:13:07,053
Well, when you put it that way, Alexis,
320
00:13:07,155 --> 00:13:10,167
uh, I'd look like a
real jerk if I said no.
321
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,959
Then lunch is on me.
322
00:13:14,395 --> 00:13:16,763
A free room and now a hot date
323
00:13:16,788 --> 00:13:18,641
with the owner of the motel?
324
00:13:18,666 --> 00:13:20,634
Lucky me!
325
00:13:20,659 --> 00:13:22,214
Yeah...
326
00:13:23,404 --> 00:13:25,482
I can't tell you how much
this means to me, Mr. Rose.
327
00:13:25,506 --> 00:13:28,275
Oh, I'm just... being a good host.
328
00:13:28,452 --> 00:13:32,088
See, my mom and my Step-Dad
separated a while ago.
329
00:13:32,113 --> 00:13:34,548
What? Why have I not
heard about this before?
330
00:13:34,649 --> 00:13:36,183
Well, I wanted to tell you,
331
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:37,942
but she made me promise
to keep it quiet.
332
00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:40,068
You know, small town, people talk.
333
00:13:40,093 --> 00:13:43,933
So Ted, your mom is
currently unattached?
334
00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:46,660
Yeah, yeah, but she's in a
much better place these days.
335
00:13:46,685 --> 00:13:49,038
She's got like, a
whole new lease on life.
336
00:13:49,063 --> 00:13:51,683
She told me that she's just
going after whatever she wants,
337
00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:53,334
no holds barred!
338
00:13:53,359 --> 00:13:57,395
Oh, well hopefully, some holds barred.
339
00:13:58,019 --> 00:13:59,519
- Johnny?
- Hmm?
340
00:13:59,645 --> 00:14:01,646
- I'm ready to go.
- Oh!
341
00:14:01,943 --> 00:14:04,678
Um Dad, if you do have too
much work this afternoon...
342
00:14:04,703 --> 00:14:07,206
Well, we're in it now, Alexis.
343
00:14:08,555 --> 00:14:11,523
- Here we go. Oh, after you.
- Oh!
344
00:14:11,563 --> 00:14:14,530
- Please, don't go.
- Are you serious?
345
00:14:14,555 --> 00:14:16,099
Jocelyn: Okay, I'm just
gonna stop you there.
346
00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,357
Thank you.
347
00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:19,978
Um Beth, I was wondering
if you could maybe...
348
00:14:20,003 --> 00:14:21,504
Dig deeper, yeah.
349
00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:23,697
Let's throw away the
lines, soften the edges.
350
00:14:24,136 --> 00:14:26,876
Yes, I was gonna say, speak louder,
351
00:14:26,901 --> 00:14:29,135
but that also sounds important.
352
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,482
- So why don't we um...
- Yes, tap her out!
353
00:14:32,941 --> 00:14:36,619
You step in, and lay the
groundwork for Patrick. Yes.
354
00:14:36,644 --> 00:14:38,812
You want me to tap in and act with him?
355
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,456
Mea culpa, Jocelyn,
356
00:14:40,481 --> 00:14:43,617
I sorely underestimated your instincts.
357
00:14:43,642 --> 00:14:44,942
Okay.
358
00:14:46,737 --> 00:14:49,990
Okay, the thing you must
understand about Cliff,
359
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:52,168
Patrick, is that he has
been with many women,
360
00:14:52,193 --> 00:14:55,839
but he's never derived
true pleasure from it.
361
00:14:57,473 --> 00:14:59,407
I think I can wrap my head around that.
362
00:15:00,118 --> 00:15:02,319
Okay, when you're ready.
363
00:15:06,841 --> 00:15:08,375
Don't go.
364
00:15:08,714 --> 00:15:11,254
- What?
- Please, don't go!
365
00:15:11,279 --> 00:15:13,179
Ooh, less desperation.
366
00:15:13,357 --> 00:15:15,324
Are you serious?
367
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:18,438
The hell with Bobby!
Maybe I like you here.
368
00:15:18,463 --> 00:15:20,297
Firm, but not loud.
369
00:15:22,156 --> 00:15:24,324
The truth is, Sally,
when you're out all night,
370
00:15:24,349 --> 00:15:25,816
I can't sleep.
371
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:28,042
Better, better. Now seduce her.
372
00:15:28,976 --> 00:15:30,977
Oh my.
373
00:15:31,002 --> 00:15:33,603
Our little bed suddenly seems so empty.
374
00:15:33,828 --> 00:15:36,886
I've never felt this way about anyone.
375
00:15:38,324 --> 00:15:39,982
You truly mean this?
376
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,641
Bring it home...
377
00:15:41,666 --> 00:15:43,968
More than I've ever meant anything.
378
00:15:44,145 --> 00:15:45,946
And, scene!
379
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:48,320
Oh! Whew!
380
00:15:48,349 --> 00:15:50,150
Now that is a breakthrough.
381
00:15:50,251 --> 00:15:51,985
Patrick, thank you.
382
00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:55,298
Or should I say thank
you to our new Emcee!
383
00:15:55,323 --> 00:15:57,190
Oh no, no, Patrick was auditioning
384
00:15:57,215 --> 00:15:59,617
- for the role of Cliff.
- Yes, he was.
385
00:15:59,642 --> 00:16:01,671
But we all know you
put your biggest talent
386
00:16:01,696 --> 00:16:03,697
front and center.
387
00:16:05,058 --> 00:16:07,567
- Isn't that right, Jocelyn?
- Sure.
388
00:16:07,745 --> 00:16:09,946
As long as I never have to act again.
389
00:16:10,181 --> 00:16:11,981
Okay, no.
390
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,775
Thank you!
391
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,135
We'll-we'll call your people.
392
00:16:19,227 --> 00:16:21,591
I did not think I would
find a new vendor today.
393
00:16:21,616 --> 00:16:23,950
Well, sometimes it just clicks. Here.
394
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,696
Well, why don't I
swing back on Wednesday,
395
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,331
and pick everything
up for the baby shower?
396
00:16:27,355 --> 00:16:28,455
Perfect!
397
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,526
And I hope I'll see
you on Wednesday, too!
398
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,591
Hey!
399
00:16:33,823 --> 00:16:37,030
- How's my big boy?
- This must be Dad.
400
00:16:37,146 --> 00:16:38,913
- Yes.
- Roland Schitt.
401
00:16:38,938 --> 00:16:41,210
Tina Holbridge. It is
so nice to meet you.
402
00:16:41,235 --> 00:16:43,169
I've just been spending
the whole afternoon
403
00:16:43,194 --> 00:16:44,795
with your two special guys.
404
00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:48,375
Oh, well, you know, Roland Jr. and I,
405
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,501
are gettin' there, but uh, this guy,
406
00:16:50,526 --> 00:16:52,555
I've known him for a long time.
407
00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:55,281
You know that he uh,
took me shopping once?
408
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:58,386
Yeah, you know what? Are
you ready to take um, him?
409
00:16:58,411 --> 00:17:00,646
Because I'm sure you have a busy day.
410
00:17:00,855 --> 00:17:02,789
Yeah, I should probably
grab him, and go.
411
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,667
I'm sorry, I would've been here sooner,
412
00:17:04,692 --> 00:17:06,960
but I got electrocuted three times,
413
00:17:07,137 --> 00:17:09,905
and the last time I didn't
bounce back quite as fast.
414
00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:14,668
Oh. Well, the important part
is that you're-you're here now.
415
00:17:14,769 --> 00:17:17,137
Yeah, and luckily Gwen's fine, too.
416
00:17:17,238 --> 00:17:19,205
I don't know why she was
wearing that rubber dress
417
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:21,641
when she cut that wire,
but it saved her life.
418
00:17:21,742 --> 00:17:24,177
- Hmm!
- Wow...
419
00:17:25,030 --> 00:17:28,622
Well, I should probably let
you guys have some family time.
420
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:30,660
I am so looking forward
to working with you, David.
421
00:17:30,685 --> 00:17:31,985
Likewise.
422
00:17:35,923 --> 00:17:39,311
Hey, sounds like the
meeting went pretty well.
423
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:41,270
It couldn't have gone better! Yeah.
424
00:17:41,295 --> 00:17:44,466
So, if ever you need me
to babysit this little one,
425
00:17:44,491 --> 00:17:46,008
I have some openings.
426
00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:47,934
Oh, well, that's great,
because Joce and I
427
00:17:47,959 --> 00:17:49,804
were thinking about going
to the movies tomorrow night.
428
00:17:49,829 --> 00:17:52,797
I was thinking next Wednesday
between four and five pm.
429
00:17:53,049 --> 00:17:55,217
Mm, yeah, no, Thursday,
430
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,843
that's probably gonna be better for us.
431
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:58,469
Let's go with Wednesday.
432
00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:04,226
Thank you, Johnny,
for a lovely afternoon.
433
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:07,487
Well, it's always a thrill
to experience a collection
434
00:18:07,512 --> 00:18:10,966
of nude photographs
with a... a new friend.
435
00:18:10,991 --> 00:18:12,826
It was eye-opening.
436
00:18:13,561 --> 00:18:17,840
Johnny, I have something to tell you.
437
00:18:17,865 --> 00:18:19,436
Uh huh?
438
00:18:19,741 --> 00:18:22,788
Umm, what's going on over here?
439
00:18:22,813 --> 00:18:24,246
Hey, you crazy kids.
440
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,083
Hope you didn't have too
much fun this afternoon.
441
00:18:26,107 --> 00:18:28,408
Alexis, I was just about to tell Johnny,
442
00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:31,353
so I might as well tell you, too.
443
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:34,647
Ted's Step-Dad and I have separated.
444
00:18:35,451 --> 00:18:37,051
- Oh my gosh.
- Oh!
445
00:18:37,852 --> 00:18:39,619
It's for the best.
446
00:18:39,796 --> 00:18:42,965
In fact, I think I've already
started to develop feelings
447
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:45,592
- for someone new.
- So soon?
448
00:18:45,693 --> 00:18:48,795
- You wanna know the best part?
- Not necessarily.
449
00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:51,197
He's charming, and handsome.
450
00:18:51,222 --> 00:18:53,490
Okay, I think we understand
where this is going.
451
00:18:53,515 --> 00:18:55,516
And ten years younger!
452
00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:58,035
Than?
453
00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:00,330
I've fallen for my Zumba instructor.
454
00:19:00,478 --> 00:19:01,712
- Bill?
- Bill.
455
00:19:01,914 --> 00:19:03,048
Well, Bill's great!
456
00:19:03,073 --> 00:19:04,617
Does this mean that I
get his gym discount?
457
00:19:04,812 --> 00:19:06,379
- It does!
- Awww!
458
00:19:08,573 --> 00:19:10,441
This is great news.
459
00:19:10,466 --> 00:19:12,200
Isn't this great news, Dad?
460
00:19:12,225 --> 00:19:14,830
Yes, yes, I'm relieved...
461
00:19:14,931 --> 00:19:17,733
- that you're so happy. -
Mhmm.
462
00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:20,593
Thank you for providing
such a safe place for me
463
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,085
this afternoon.
464
00:19:22,110 --> 00:19:25,198
You know, you remind
me of my older brother.
465
00:19:25,299 --> 00:19:26,810
Hey, maybe I should start calling you
466
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,015
"Uncle Johnny," then, huh?
467
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,530
- Oh, ha ha ha.
- No. Nope. Nope.
468
00:19:30,876 --> 00:19:32,316
Mom, come on, tell me all about it.
469
00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:34,407
Oh!
470
00:19:36,186 --> 00:19:38,177
I'm just worried about what that young,
471
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:39,946
hot young Zumba instructor is gonna do
472
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:42,906
when he finds out that Cheryl
has a huge crush on you.
473
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,617
Okay, Alexis.
474
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,376
But you bought into
it for a second there.
475
00:19:50,718 --> 00:19:53,553
Well that was a great day
of auditions today, Moira.
476
00:19:53,578 --> 00:19:55,212
Agreed.
477
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,705
Wow, in a desert of mediocrity,
478
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,393
you managed to divine a quiet revelation
479
00:20:00,418 --> 00:20:02,819
in Ronnie's Fraulein Schneider.
480
00:20:02,844 --> 00:20:04,945
Well, I think you deserve
most of the credit.
481
00:20:05,123 --> 00:20:07,291
You know, watching you
work with the actors today,
482
00:20:07,316 --> 00:20:09,836
I think it was pretty
obvious that you should...
483
00:20:09,861 --> 00:20:11,995
Reprise my role of Sally?
484
00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:14,088
Uh, maybe? But...
485
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,948
There's the age discrepancy.
Bit of a challenge there.
486
00:20:16,973 --> 00:20:20,408
Although I did play
Liesl Von Trapp at 50.
487
00:20:20,433 --> 00:20:22,468
Actually...
488
00:20:23,074 --> 00:20:25,409
working with you made
me realize that I may not
489
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:27,001
have the skills to do this.
490
00:20:27,178 --> 00:20:30,314
But you, you were practically
directly by yourself today.
491
00:20:30,415 --> 00:20:32,849
Oh, Jocelyn, thank you.
492
00:20:33,027 --> 00:20:35,030
And now I fear I've overstepped.
493
00:20:35,055 --> 00:20:38,055
No, no, no, please! Step all over me.
494
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,167
You should be the director,
it's clearly in your blood.
495
00:20:41,192 --> 00:20:43,427
Well, humility forbids me from thinking
496
00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:47,040
I could become a quadruple
threat that easily.
497
00:20:47,065 --> 00:20:50,185
Please, Moira. You'd
be doing me a favour.
498
00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:51,878
I mean, it's either that,
499
00:20:51,903 --> 00:20:53,537
or you could call Mr. and Mrs. Tekenos
500
00:20:53,638 --> 00:20:54,949
and let them know that their daughter
501
00:20:54,973 --> 00:20:56,707
bit another student at school today.
502
00:20:56,808 --> 00:20:59,243
- I accept.
- Thank you, Moira!
503
00:20:59,268 --> 00:21:01,302
I am happily stepping down.
504
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:02,761
In title only.
505
00:21:02,786 --> 00:21:05,254
You will be there with me
every step of the way, Jocelyn.
506
00:21:05,496 --> 00:21:07,507
Assistant directing.
507
00:21:09,988 --> 00:21:11,632
- Assistant directing?
- Mhmm,
508
00:21:11,657 --> 00:21:15,226
some would argue it's even more
responsibility than directing.
509
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What have I done? No!
510
00:21:19,397 --> 00:21:24,397
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