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Hey, Phil.
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Jay, where are you?
What are you doing?
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I'm just walking into my house.
Stop! Don't you take another step!
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What the hell are you
talking about?
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Claire just told me your
Valentine's plans for Gloria.
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You're walking
into a buzz saw!
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Get in.
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What am I looking
at here?
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Nothing.
It's a role-playing thing we do on Valentine's.
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It bumps the lovemaking up a notch.
Phil, why?
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Gloria is mad at you.
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If you walk in there
with some lame gift,
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she will bite your head
right off, mister.
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Well, you worried
for nothing.
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I bought her
a nice cookie,
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and the biggest Mylar balloon
they sold at the grocery store.
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Wake up, man!
You're losing her!
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When did you talk
to Gloria?
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This afternoon.
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I'm just taking Claire up
to the overlook on Mulholland
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for a little old-school
make-out sesh.
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Phil.
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You're so good
at Valentine things...
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unlike some ungrateful,
selfish men
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that don't
appreciate women!
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You need to step it up
tonight.
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How?
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By dressing up in costumes
like weirdos?
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It's not weird, Dad.
It's fun.
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Tonight,
we get to be 17 again,
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when we were just
a couple of innocent,
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wide-eyed virgins.
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Shut up.
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I'm not doing it.
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Today, when Gloria found out
what we were doing, she said,
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"Damn it, Phil.
You are so good at Valentine's.
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I wish Jay
was as sexy as you."
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She never said that.
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I'm paraphrasing.
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Okay, call Gloria,
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tell her to meet you
at a hotel bar,
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and then you show up
as some romantic character.
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Who would I be?
Anybody.
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Think of the most exotic person
you can.
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General Eisenhower,
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the father
of the American freeway.
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You're gonna want to think
a little sexier than that.
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You have not
seen the right photos.
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What are you doing?
I thought he was taking you out to dinner.
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I'm pre-eating
so I don't look like a pig.
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Please tell me you don't eat on dates.
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Who's the lucky guy?
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This professor from Alex's college.
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Normally, I wouldn't go out
with a guy like that,
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but there's something
about him.
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"Something about him"?
He's a genius.
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He's one of the most respected
minds on campus,
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who also happens to look like
the protagonist
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from a Jane Austen novel.
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He's totally
out of your league.
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Well, now you're being crazy.
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Are you into him
or something?
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No! I'm just
genuinely concerned
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you're going to embarrass
yourself or me.
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At least look up the difference
between astrology and astronomy.
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Okay, alls I know is,
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is that you're being
a real Capricorn right now.
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The sun revolves
around the Earth,
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and not you.
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I cannot believe we got
into this restaurant.
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I know.
You know what?
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Let's take a picture and use
Facebook the way it was intended.
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To find out how racist our high
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No, to make people in our lives
feel worse about their lives.
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Hey!
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Gentlemen.
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Your table's being set up
right now.
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Okay.
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Oh, my G... No.
What?
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Th-That's Luke.
No. We ca...
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No, we can't sit next to...
We can't sit there. I'm s...
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Can we have a...
Can we have a different table?
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I'm sorry, not tonight.
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If you guys don't want it,
I have 10 other people who do.
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Okay.
You know what?
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Tonight was supposed to be
a romantic night.
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I-I don't want to watch him
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make his sweaty moves
on his conquest of the week.
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And some of them buy it.
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Under what gas leak is
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he finding these
brain
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And have you heard
how mean he's gotten?
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The other day,
he called us "catty."
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He called us catty?
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You sure he wasn't talking
about the dead cat on his head
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he calls a haircut?
Oh, my...
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Hey, guys!
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Hi! Hey, Luke!
What a coincidence.
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I think it's nice that
we're helping out
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Dad and Gloria tonight.
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I know.
I'm just a little bummed
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that we're stuck here,
watching Joe,
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when we could be messing around
in a Trans Am.
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Or...did we just
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take it up
a notch?
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I'm the foxy babysitter.
The kid's asleep.
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You are the foxy bad boy
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who sneaks over
with some wine coolers...
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I'm ready.
Let's do this.
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Now that I'm six, I like girls,
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but I love two girls...
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The Little Mermaid
and Claire.
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Joe.
W
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Hello, Claire.
I made this for you.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Look,
it's a Valentine.
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It's two love bugs.
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Two love bugs.
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Three's a crowd.
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Hey, how can I help you?
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I am Gigi DeLaroca,
businesswoman.
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Life has tried to break me,
but it has only teach me.
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So, you want a drink?
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The lady will
have Campari and soda.
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Hello, sir.
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I have never had
that drink.
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Well, no one "Camparis"
to you.
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Very clever.
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I am Gigi DeLaroca,
businesswoman.
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I am Raoul Matador�.
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I own this hotel.
May I?
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Of course, Mr. Matador�.
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Like Andy Garcia in
"Ocean's Eleven."
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I don't think
you have to explain.
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Right. You talk.
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No, I mean...
Thank you.
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Tell me about you.
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What business are you in?
Bueno.
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Well, let's just say,
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I'm just a lady that works
in the evening.
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But I am not available
to any man.
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So charm me, Mr. Matador�.
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This hotel...
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has the finest closets
in all the land.
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We have lighted rods
and soft-close doors.
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I was once married
to a man
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that endlessly talked
about closet.
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You're boring me
very much.
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Okay, well...
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I need one secondo?
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Hotel businesso?
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Bueno.
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Oh, my goodness.
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The waitress...
She left a menu here.
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Now, I'm wondering
if we should have got...
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Oh, my God!
Where's his date?
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Do you think
he got stood up?
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Let me see that.
Right here.
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It's so embarrassing.
What do we even say?
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They're not soundproof menus.
She's standing me up.
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Women are impossible,
you know?
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For us, they are.
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Well, now
I made it work once,
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although there was a-a Rob Lowe
poster behind her.
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You know what?
I say to heck to heck
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with this gal.
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Get back out there, go to a bar!
Yes!
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I hear that.
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A guy like you, great head of hair...
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I'm too depressed.
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Besides, I prepaid for my meal.
I guess I'll order.
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Just forget I'm here.
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Anyway...
happy Valentine's Day.
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Thanks.
You look so handsome.
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This sucks.
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I can't believe I let you talk
me into doing this crap.
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I need help!
It's okay.
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Underneath it all,
it's just you and your wife.
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That's the problem.
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I don't know how I got her
to begin with.
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And I'm starting to feel
if I can't pull this off,
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she's gonna figure out
she got duped the first time.
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Let me start by saying
"thank you"
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for being so vulnerable
with me.
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I hate you.
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Also, I'm no expert
at this,
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but I have a friend
here who is.
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Clive Bixby here.
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How can I make your night
sexier?
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If I can't role-play with her,
I'm not doin' it with you.
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Whatevs, Daddio.
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I'm gonna give the phone
back to Philip.
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Phil here.
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Listen, it's all about
commitment and confidence.
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What's...
What's your character?
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Raoul Matador�, hotel owner,
like Andy Garcia...
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In "Ocean's Eleven"...
I love this for you!
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Did you go
with the timepiece?
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I thought at some moment,
I'd pull it out,
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smash it on the bar,
and say,
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"I want to remember the exact
moment I fell in love."
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I'm an idiot!
No.
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That silence is me picking
my jaw up off the floor.
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We're all walking,
and you're flying, mister.
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Seriously?
You think so?
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1,000%!
But don't take it from me.
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Clive again.
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Mr. Matador�,
I tip my turtleneck to ya.
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Hello?
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All right, no peeking.
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No peeking.
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I hope you're not
disappointed.
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It's so pretty!
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You know what else
is pretty?
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Stop.
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Well, I was going to
say "Venus."
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But sure,
let's go with you.
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Come on, have a look.
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Nope.
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Okay.
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There's a new moon,
so it's the perfect night
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to observe
faint star clusters.
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And...
And right in the middle,
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there's a variable star
that I discovered.
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It's right next
to a white dwarf.
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I don't think you're allowed
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to say that anymore.
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Yes, tricky times
we live in.
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This is so cool.
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Right. Have a...
Have a think about this...
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There is a theory that suggests
the universe is so large
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that everything that can happen
is happening all the time.
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Do you smoke weed?
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No.
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Sor... Sorry, I'm a little
obsessed with space.
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I-I built my first
Dobsonian telescope
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when I was 10.
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You made a telescope?
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The only thing I've ever made
was an ashtray for my mom
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that says,
"Rub your butt here."
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Like cigarette butt.
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What are you doing
next August 27th
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at, 8:00 p.m.?
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I have no idea.
Why?
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NASA is giving me an award
for a radiation shield,
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and...
NASA's giving you an award?
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I need a date.
There's no pressure.
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But it saved the lives
of a bunch of astronauts.
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You've done a lot.
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Well, I'm...
I'm sure you've had
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your share
of accomplishments.
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Of course.
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Let's see.
There was...
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00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:03,844
college...
255
00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,880
Nope. Nope.
That is a...
256
00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,315
That is a bad road.
257
00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:10,217
Well, okay, so professionally,
258
00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,552
I've been kind of sort of
dabbling in, like,
259
00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:13,954
a lot of different...
Pass.
260
00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:16,690
I-I-I-I once flew
261
00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,525
next to the bass player
of The Killers.
262
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,260
You know, it just kind of looked like him.
263
00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,261
Is there a bathroom?
264
00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:22,362
Here, I'm just gonna
find it myself.
265
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,797
No big deal. I'm fine.
I'm... I'm great.
266
00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,165
I...
267
00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:29,937
So, are you seeing
anybody new?
268
00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:33,173
No, I didn't even make my mom
a Valentine's card this year.
269
00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,775
It's alarming that
I asked about dating,
270
00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,209
and you went right
to your mother.
271
00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:40,614
Hello?
272
00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,750
Alex,
it's Professor Fennerman.
273
00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,818
I'm sorry to bother you
on Valentine's.
274
00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:46,519
It's okay.
275
00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:48,121
Have you heard
from Haley?
276
00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:49,289
Isn't she with you?
277
00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:52,059
She was, and...
then she suddenly ran off.
278
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,827
I think... I think
I may have bored her
279
00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:55,128
to the point of fleeing.
280
00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,964
You could never
bore anyone.
281
00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:58,832
You know who's boring?
Professor Schaeffer.
282
00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:00,333
Agreed.
He's insufferable.
283
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:01,802
He never stops
droning on.
284
00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:04,337
He's like the cosmic
microwave background radiation.
285
00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:09,242
Because he's the constant noise
you can't get rid of!
286
00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,278
Thank God somebody
gets me tonight.
287
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,281
You know, I think
it might have been a bad idea,
288
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,416
bringing her
to the observatory.
289
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,118
I probably should have set
my sights on someone
290
00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:19,753
with whom I have more in common.
291
00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,321
Do you know what I mean?
292
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,956
I...think I do?
293
00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:25,192
Anyway, I think I'll wait here
a little longer,
294
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:28,395
take in the stars,
just in case she shows up.
295
00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,597
Maybe she will.
296
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:31,932
Thanks, Alex.
297
00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:34,902
Oh, my God.
298
00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,203
What?
Haley blew him off.
299
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,338
I think he wants me to come
to the observatory
300
00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,272
to be with him.
301
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,573
You have feelings
for this guy?
302
00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:41,641
Who wouldn't?!
303
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,110
I mean, do you know
how hard it is
304
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,712
to find
a good
305
00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:46,847
There's him, and when I put in
a little effort, me!
306
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,148
Then go.
307
00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,516
I will.
308
00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:50,684
You will, a-and I'm gonna make
309
00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:51,719
a Valentine for my mom.
310
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:54,187
They're not the same!
311
00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:55,856
Okay, open...
open mine first.
312
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,290
It's... It's a kimono.
313
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,292
I took an online
origami class.
314
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,260
Okay.
315
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,162
It's a haiku.
316
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:03,964
"Friend, lover, husband.
317
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,933
My life started
when we met.
318
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,300
You're my everything."
319
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,435
You are.
320
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,670
Let's see what you wrote in yours.
321
00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:12,706
It's a tandem bicycle.
322
00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,307
It's so cute.
323
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,176
"Happy V-Day.
324
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,277
Love, M."
325
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,079
And I thought my date
was cold.
326
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,982
What? No.
Cam knows what I mean.
327
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,717
Cam knows
you are mean?
328
00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,218
You were more effusive
about tonight's menu
329
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,519
than you were
in my card.
330
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:29,222
"The molten chocolate cake looks
slutty and delicious."
331
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:30,657
Would it kill you
to say that about me?
332
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,226
What the hell?
Amanda was here.
333
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,561
This picture you posted
on Facebook...
334
00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:37,931
She's right behind you.
Why would she just leave?
335
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,168
Tonight was supposed to be
a romantic night.
336
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,003
I don't want to watch Luke
make his sweaty moves
337
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,171
on his conquest
of the week.
338
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,006
And some of them buy it.
339
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,307
Under what gas leak is
340
00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,376
he finding these
brain
341
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,911
I know what happened.
342
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,213
She walked in,
saw me for the first time,
343
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:54,581
and thought I was hideous.
344
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,616
I've really been struggling
with my hair lately.
345
00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,752
No, no, stop it.
You have great hair.
346
00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,921
If it worked for Sheena Easton,
it can work for you.
347
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,522
We spent
all this time texting.
348
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,324
I thought we had
a real connection,
349
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,259
like, really got
each other.
350
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,029
We couldn't let him
blame himself.
351
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,031
But...he took it
pretty well.
352
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,833
You catty bitches!
353
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:16,269
Luke, we love you,
but ever since you hit puberty,
354
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,605
you've been... a little disgusting.
A little disgusting.
355
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,173
Don't you think
I know that?!
356
00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,009
She was my chance
to turn it around.
357
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,543
Okay, you know what?
Call her.
358
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,312
We'll get on the phone,
we'll clear the whole thing up.
359
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,147
I called her.
She's not picking up.
360
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,715
We're going
to her apartment.
361
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,717
We messed this up,
we'll fix it.
362
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,119
Before the cake arrives?
363
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,321
I've been wanting to bury
my face in that all night long.
364
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,523
How can you not
hear this?
365
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,792
Okay, Joey,
it's getting late.
366
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,794
It's time to get you
up to bed.
367
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,596
Can you do a quick
monster check first?
368
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,698
Yes, I can.
369
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:51,104
Phil, I can't sleep
without my teddy bear,
370
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,106
and I left him
in my wagon.
371
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,442
Can you get him?
I'm afraid of the dark.
372
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:58,245
You got it, buddy.
373
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,450
Joe?
What are you doing?
374
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,252
Open the door.
375
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,154
Fulgencio Joseph
Pritchett!
376
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:08,388
Open the door!
377
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,125
You let me in right now,
young man.
378
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,328
Not cool, Joe!
379
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:23,103
Joe, what is going on
with this music?
380
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,371
My God.
381
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,339
Where's Phil?
382
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,675
Who knows
with that guy?
383
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,579
Honey, what happened?
384
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,581
Mini Casanova
locked me out.
385
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,816
What?
That is enough.
386
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,718
Joe, you are
a little boy,
387
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,088
and you're going to bed
right now.
388
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,623
You're a bad Valentine!
389
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,494
No.
390
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,062
I feel like the rest
of the Breakfast Club
391
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,763
when they realized
Judd Nelson was
392
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:53,533
more vulnerable than they thought.
I...
393
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:56,569
My hotel
in Ibiza was my favorite.
394
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,305
I used to hang out
with Telly Savalas,
395
00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,772
Lyle Waggoner,
396
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,774
but the scenery here
397
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,776
makes me like this one
mucho mor�.
398
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,278
You don't have
to impress me
399
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:09,216
with money or name-dropping,
I think.
400
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,550
I like you.
401
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:11,885
Don't tell this
to my madam,
402
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:14,554
but I cannot accept any money
from you.
403
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,089
Excuse me, ma'am.
404
00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,324
Can I talk with you
for a moment?
405
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:21,861
Yes?
406
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,596
I'm gonna have to ask you
to leave now.
407
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:25,966
The hotel owner
is very strict
408
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,801
about women
who do what you do.
409
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:31,504
You're gonna take me to a room
410
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,506
where the hotel owner
is going to give me
411
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,509
a very tough,
sexy talking to?
412
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,012
No, you're gonna leave,
or we're gonna call the police.
413
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,213
Yes, call the police.
Gloria...
414
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:42,682
I've been a very, very
bad girl.
415
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,417
This is not a part of it.
416
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:47,955
Sir, she is not
a prostitute.
417
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,389
This is my wife.
418
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:50,523
That's what
they all say.
419
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,959
Please.
420
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,627
That's probably
what I would've said.
421
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,398
Here she is.
Ciconi.
422
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:00,600
What do you want?
423
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:01,434
Hi!
Here she is.
424
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,270
Hey!
425
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,804
You're actually hotter
than your picture.
426
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:07,240
You know, let us talk.
Hi! So, we're...
427
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:08,675
we're Luke's uncles.
We're Luke's uncles.
428
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,077
You're his uncles?
429
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,879
And you said he put sweaty moves
on brain
430
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,747
Okay, hadn't heard
the specifics.
431
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,149
Okay, you know...
you know what?
432
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:17,650
We d... We didn't mean
any of that.
433
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,786
We're gay,
and gays are snarky.
434
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:20,920
It's a cultural thing.
435
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,389
You know how, like,
you're Italian?
436
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,491
Italians talk
a lot with their hands, right
437
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,558
and are much looser
438
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,859
than one would imagine
for Catholics.
439
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:27,961
Okay, okay.
Let me talk right now.
440
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:30,930
Okay, Amanda,
Luke's an amazing guy.
441
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,432
Why would I believe
what you're saying now
442
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,666
and not what
you said before?
443
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,035
I don't know.
I don't know.
444
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,736
You know, maybe we were
just being snarky
445
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,505
because we were jealous
of you guys.
446
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,240
I mean, seeing Luke
all dressed up,
447
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,075
getting ready for a first date,
the...
448
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,677
the excitement of being
young and in love.
449
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,513
Easy.
450
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,515
I-I remember when I first met Cam...
451
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,849
I'm Cam.
This is Cam.
452
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,618
I knew I had met
the person
453
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,386
I was gonna spend
the rest of my life with.
454
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:56,689
That's what I want, too...
a relationship,
455
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,191
someone who's gonna
be there for me.
456
00:15:58,225 --> 00:15:59,426
Luke feels
the same way.
457
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,495
I mean, this is a guy
who is ready for commitment.
458
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,031
We've really
only texted.
459
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,298
Okay, well,
when I say...
460
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,666
when I say to give Luke
a chance,
461
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,269
it's because I-I know
what's at stake for you.
462
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,538
I-I mean, you think it's amazing now?
463
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:14,841
You can't even imagine
what it could grow into.
464
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,110
If you guys have
even the smallest chance
465
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:20,380
of having what we have...
you have to go for it.
466
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:21,648
Oh, my God, Mitchell.
467
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,783
That is the Valentine's Day card
I've always wanted.
468
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,554
That was sweet.
469
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:28,888
But Luke's gone.
470
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,790
Drive until
you hear a party.
471
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,392
Okay. Well, you know what?
Good luck, honey.
472
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,426
Bye, then.
Take care.
473
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:34,427
Okay.
474
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,996
You see, we have
the same address
475
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,865
and the same last name.
476
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,767
I was just pretending
to be a prostitute
477
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,703
because my husband has a thing
for Jane Fonda in "Klute."
478
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:44,804
The body was crazy,
479
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,873
unfortunately,
so were the politics.
480
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,975
Well, I guess you didn't do
anything wrong by hotel rules,
481
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,511
but based on my personal
belief system...
482
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,613
We're not looking for any input.
Thank you.
483
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:56,049
I can't believe I took
romantic advice from Phil,
484
00:16:56,083 --> 00:17:00,353
a grown man I've seen in
lederhosen at least three times.
485
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,822
Phil told you to do
the role play?
486
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,158
He said you were mad this morning
487
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,394
because I always drop the ball
on days like this.
488
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,895
I wasn't mad at you.
489
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:09,929
I was mad at Joe
490
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,598
because he didn't make me
a Valentine.
491
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,166
So your 6-year-old kid
492
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,068
doesn't give you a card,
you get so mad,
493
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,036
you throw a tire iron
through the windshield.
494
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,638
It's got to be deeper
than that.
495
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,207
Manny,
for the first time ever,
496
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,175
didn't make me
a Valentine's, either.
497
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,576
That's not deeper.
498
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:26,546
That's just doubling down
on the same disturbing thing.
499
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,947
Disturbing?
500
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,682
When Manny was
5 years old,
501
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,352
he told me that he would
forever be my Valentine's.
502
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,555
Promises were made.
I will not be ignored!
503
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:39,392
Okay.
That sounded weird.
504
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,894
But the point is
that I know
505
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,930
that you're not good
at romantic things,
506
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:44,964
and I'm fine with it.
507
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:45,998
Don't let me off the hook.
508
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:47,234
If I did more,
509
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,402
you wouldn't depend on your kids
for those things.
510
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,003
And if I learned anything
511
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,339
from trying to pick you up
tonight,
512
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,507
it's how lucky I was to get you
in the first place.
513
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:55,942
I've got to do better.
514
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,044
And I didn't think anyone
515
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,981
could get any sexier
than Raoul Matador�.
516
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,919
I want to remember
the exact moment
517
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,222
I fell in love with you
all over again.
518
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,261
What the hell
have you done?
519
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,596
That was
my father's watch!
520
00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:20,533
Poor little Joe.
521
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,569
You don't think I led him on,
do you?
522
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,271
No, no.
523
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,605
I am not doing this.
524
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,474
Women always blame
themselves.
525
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,776
Well, I'm sorry, Joe.
I don't owe you anything.
526
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,645
You know what?
I-I think I'll handle this.
527
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,149
Hey, buddy.
528
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:38,651
Are you gonna yell
at me, too?
529
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,052
Listen.
530
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,821
The reason Claire
was yelling at you
531
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,191
was to protect
my feelings.
532
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,958
She knows I can't
compete with you,
533
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,694
which is...
534
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:50,930
which is why I have to ask you
a really big favor.
535
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,932
Can you pick another girl?
536
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,734
I mean, you can have
anyone you want,
537
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,769
but...
Claire's all I've got.
538
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,271
I'd be lost without her.
539
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,139
I don't even know how I got her
in the first place.
540
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,242
You are pretty silly.
541
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:03,176
What do you say?
542
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:06,646
Dude to dude,
will you back off?
543
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:09,749
Okay.
544
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,419
Is Haley seeing anyone?
545
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:13,553
Easy.
546
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,134
How'd I get back to Arvin?
I don't know.
547
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,836
I was just looking
for the parking lot
548
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,671
when I came to a fork
in the path.
549
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,172
Had I taken the other path,
550
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:36,643
I would've just gotten in my car
and gone home.
551
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,245
Instead...
552
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,681
You came back!
553
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,850
Damn it, I did!
554
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:46,586
Why did you run off?
What did I do?
555
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,821
Everything.
And I've done nothing.
556
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,657
I-I feel like a loser.
557
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,492
You feel like a loser?
558
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,862
Why do you think I went on about
myself so appallingly?
559
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,029
Look at me.
560
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,065
I won
the Von Snootington Award
561
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:01,067
for Applied
Astro-Doofinomics.
562
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,870
You won another award?
How is this helping?
563
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:07,139
Haley...I like you.
564
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:11,344
You are formidable
in a way that's...
565
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:14,781
that's different
and exciting to me.
566
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,549
Well, same,
567
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,751
but it just doesn't
make sense.
568
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,853
I love things that
don't make sense.
569
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,522
That's my gig.
570
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,457
Let's figure this out
together.
571
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,892
Come on.
572
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,360
What can I do?
573
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,968
That helps.
574
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:44,010
Ut's so weird to think
that if I had taken another path,
575
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,945
I could be heading home
right now.
576
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,381
Wait a minute.
It's like what you said before.
577
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:51,984
In a different universe,
you could be with someone else.
578
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,630
Could we...
579
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:04,864
could we change this song?
580
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,366
The poppy cadence
is throwing off
581
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:09,101
my more bluesy
lovemaking style.
582
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,471
Geez!
Dios mio!
583
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:12,739
Don't you ever knock?!
584
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:13,873
This is my bedroom!
585
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,775
I can't believe this is
happening again!
586
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:16,876
Again?
587
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:18,778
I wish I had
gotten arrested!
588
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:21,147
Mom, where are you?
I made you a Valen...
589
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,284
Okay, what kind of freak show
goes on here
590
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:26,586
when I'm not around?
591
00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:57,009
Could we...
592
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,177
could we change this song?
593
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,679
The poppy cadence
is throwing off
594
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:02,415
my more bluesy
lovemaking style.
595
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:04,851
Geez!
Dios mio!
596
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,118
Don't you ever knock?!
597
00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:07,253
This is my bedroom!
598
00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:09,155
I can't believe this is
happening again!
599
00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:10,256
Again?
600
00:23:10,289 --> 00:23:12,191
I wish I had
gotten arrested!
601
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,561
Mom, where are you?
I made you a Valen...
602
00:23:17,196 --> 00:23:18,698
Okay, what kind of freak show
goes on here
603
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,032
when I'm not around?
604
00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:33,720
Could we...
605
00:27:33,753 --> 00:27:34,887
could we change this song?
606
00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:36,388
The poppy cadence
is throwing off
607
00:27:36,422 --> 00:27:39,158
my more bluesy
lovemaking style.
608
00:27:40,259 --> 00:27:41,527
Geez!
Dios mio!
609
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:42,795
Don't you ever knock?!
610
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:43,930
This is my bedroom!
611
00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:45,832
I can't believe this is
happening again!
612
00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:46,933
Again?
613
00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:48,835
I wish I had
gotten arrested!
614
00:27:48,868 --> 00:27:51,203
Mom, where are you?
I made you a Valen...
615
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,341
Okay, what kind of freak show
goes on here
616
00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:56,642
when I'm not around?
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