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It's someone else. 9 00:00:24,763 --> 00:00:26,104 Orcus. 10 00:00:26,107 --> 00:00:27,590 Hey, hot stuff. 11 00:00:27,592 --> 00:00:29,678 - You're cheating on me. - [TOY THUNKS] 12 00:00:29,681 --> 00:00:32,465 - Come on! - [SCREAMS] 13 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:33,565 [AIR HISSES] 14 00:00:33,568 --> 00:00:36,511 - You forgot my birthday, Mom! - Something I can't remember, 15 00:00:36,514 --> 00:00:39,472 something I can't understand. 16 00:00:39,474 --> 00:00:40,777 I know what I have to do now. 17 00:00:40,779 --> 00:00:42,779 I'm here to see Sonny Shine. 18 00:00:42,781 --> 00:00:44,303 He's got blackmail on everyone. 19 00:00:44,305 --> 00:00:45,521 It's on videotape. 20 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:47,262 The real stuff's gotta be at Shine Tower, 21 00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:49,395 so that is where we're gonna go. 22 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:51,701 I run the third-largest network in the nation. 23 00:00:51,703 --> 00:00:53,791 [SCREAMING] 24 00:00:53,794 --> 00:00:54,966 [GASPS] 25 00:00:54,969 --> 00:00:58,041 This is my stage, Sonny! [GRUNTS] 26 00:00:58,044 --> 00:01:00,448 [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK] 27 00:01:00,451 --> 00:01:02,408 [BONES CRUNCHING] 28 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:04,112 - I killed it. - [SHRIEKS] 29 00:01:04,115 --> 00:01:06,118 Whatever it was that came out of that thing, 30 00:01:06,121 --> 00:01:08,078 I put it in a jelly jar. I stuck it in the fridge. 31 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,719 [GASPS, GROANING] 32 00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:11,721 - Holy shit. - Nick, where are you? 33 00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:12,853 Some dad. 34 00:01:12,855 --> 00:01:14,612 He forgot his daughter's birthday. 35 00:01:14,615 --> 00:01:16,509 And I'm, uh, going right there and I'm gonna 36 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:17,858 get her the stuffed, uh... What do you call it? 37 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:19,294 The Wishees. 38 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:21,646 [SOBBING] 39 00:01:23,037 --> 00:01:27,990 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 40 00:01:27,993 --> 00:01:30,794 [JAUNTY MUSIC] 41 00:01:30,797 --> 00:01:37,847 ♪ 42 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:49,194 [EERIE MUSIC] 43 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:56,203 ♪ 44 00:01:59,641 --> 00:02:01,206 [HOLLERING] 45 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:02,642 [HEAVY METAL MUSIC] 46 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:03,991 [SUITS SQUEAK] 47 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:08,300 ♪ 48 00:02:08,302 --> 00:02:10,302 [MUSIC STOPS] 49 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:13,696 - [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] - [PHONES RINGING] 50 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:16,699 [MAN SINGING AND SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY] 51 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:20,312 ♪ 52 00:02:20,314 --> 00:02:24,385 [GRUNTING] 53 00:02:24,388 --> 00:02:25,926 [SIGHS] Fuck. 54 00:02:25,928 --> 00:02:27,710 - [GUNSHOT] - My ass! 55 00:02:27,712 --> 00:02:29,059 Sax? 56 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:30,960 MALE NARRATOR: Two Sockatoos, one bullet... 57 00:02:30,963 --> 00:02:33,412 The timeframe: 5.6 seconds. 58 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:35,718 The bullet leaves Merry McCarthy's Glock 25 59 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:39,287 at 1:34 p.m. at a velocity of 1,200 feet per second. 60 00:02:39,289 --> 00:02:40,984 It penetrates the Wishee costume, 61 00:02:40,986 --> 00:02:42,213 then makes a sharp, 62 00:02:42,216 --> 00:02:44,379 nigh impossible change of direction, 63 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:46,990 continuing at an angle of 27 diagonal degrees 64 00:02:46,992 --> 00:02:48,688 through Sax's grassy knoll, 65 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:51,038 barely grazing his two pimpled flesh mounds. 66 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:54,911 Defying all laws of gravity, probability, and decency, 67 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:56,960 the bullet then bursts free of the dark canyon, 68 00:02:56,963 --> 00:02:59,351 narrowly avoiding the all-too-tempting target 69 00:02:59,353 --> 00:03:00,917 of Sax's sweet... 70 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:02,267 [DING] 71 00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:03,703 That's some bullet. 72 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:06,009 [FUNKY MUSIC] 73 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:08,132 How the hell did you get this thing out of there? 74 00:03:08,135 --> 00:03:10,057 Like shoving a cat in a mason jar, Mer. 75 00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:13,408 [BOTH GRUNTING, PANTING] 76 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:15,584 I don't know. 77 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:17,412 Dipshit Dan just might be on to something. 78 00:03:17,414 --> 00:03:19,719 Maybe this thing is from another planet. 79 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:21,677 Doug's dead. Sonny killed him. 80 00:03:21,679 --> 00:03:24,941 Yeah, Doug, right, not Dan. 81 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:26,987 Sorry. 82 00:03:26,989 --> 00:03:29,772 [BOTH GRUNTING] 83 00:03:29,774 --> 00:03:32,427 What the hell were you doing at Shine Tower anyway? 84 00:03:32,429 --> 00:03:33,997 Yeah, the million-dollar question, Mer. 85 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,300 I got no idea. 86 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:37,824 Last thing I remember... [GRUNTS] 87 00:03:37,826 --> 00:03:39,956 I was in your kitchen eating a PB&J. 88 00:03:39,958 --> 00:03:42,568 Oh, that wasn't "J." You ate its blood. 89 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:44,787 ♪ 90 00:03:44,789 --> 00:03:46,311 I know what you're thinking. 91 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:47,964 No, you don't. 92 00:03:47,966 --> 00:03:49,052 - Go on. - What? 93 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:50,184 - Say it. - No. 94 00:03:50,186 --> 00:03:51,968 The blood brought you back to its host. 95 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:53,579 I think you know how full-batshit you sound. 96 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:55,668 Sure do, and yet... 97 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:58,975 And yet... 98 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:00,351 - Oh, hey. - What? 99 00:04:00,354 --> 00:04:02,675 - Found another tape. - Oh, no more sex tape shit. 100 00:04:02,677 --> 00:04:05,112 - It's Kap Gostynski. - Mm. 101 00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:06,635 He's the head of the network, Sax. 102 00:04:06,637 --> 00:04:07,897 Exactly, who gives a shit? 103 00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:09,072 Don't you know what that means? 104 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:10,900 We're gonna hit Sonny where he's soft. 105 00:04:10,902 --> 00:04:12,075 No, we're not. 106 00:04:12,078 --> 00:04:14,126 What we are gonna do is cut this thing open 107 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:15,289 and see what's inside him. 108 00:04:15,292 --> 00:04:16,685 Now use your legs, not your back, 109 00:04:16,688 --> 00:04:18,342 count of three. 110 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:19,953 One, two... 111 00:04:19,955 --> 00:04:22,956 [WISHEE SPLATS] 112 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:25,480 Did you use your legs? 113 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:31,878 ♪ 114 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:35,534 - One, two, three. - [BOTH GRUNT] 115 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:37,927 [BOTH PANTING] 116 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:40,495 Seriously, what the fuck is it? 117 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:42,018 Well, according to Dayglo Doug, 118 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:43,411 sometime in the Etruscan Age... 119 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:45,761 - That's not funny. - Well, look, Mer, 120 00:04:45,763 --> 00:04:47,502 I know this may be hard to believe, but I, too, 121 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:49,983 have had occasion to question my sanity as of late. 122 00:04:49,985 --> 00:04:51,158 Oh, I believe it. 123 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,507 Well, you know, alls I'm saying is that 124 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:54,117 your best bet is just roll with it. 125 00:04:54,119 --> 00:04:57,643 You know, don't overthink it. 126 00:04:57,645 --> 00:05:01,516 Thinking, actually, is bad. 127 00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:02,909 Let go of me! 128 00:05:02,911 --> 00:05:06,913 I want to see Sonny Shine! 129 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:08,871 Tell him it's Amanda Hansen! 130 00:05:08,873 --> 00:05:11,439 You have no right to keep me in here. 131 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:12,962 [PANTING] 132 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:14,964 [SIGHS] 133 00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:18,011 [FOREBODING MUSIC] 134 00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:19,640 [APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS] 135 00:05:19,643 --> 00:05:21,796 Miss Hansen. 136 00:05:21,799 --> 00:05:23,799 You're back. I want answers, Shine. 137 00:05:23,801 --> 00:05:25,801 You want answers. 138 00:05:25,803 --> 00:05:29,203 I want answers! 139 00:05:29,206 --> 00:05:30,466 [DEEP BREATH] 140 00:05:30,469 --> 00:05:33,166 Someone stole something from my building. 141 00:05:33,169 --> 00:05:36,115 Two not-as-yet-but-soon-to-be identified individuals 142 00:05:36,118 --> 00:05:39,728 broke in and made off with something very, 143 00:05:39,730 --> 00:05:41,991 very precious to me. 144 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:45,865 The violation of it all, Miss Hansen... 145 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:47,693 ♪ 146 00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:50,000 The violation... 147 00:05:50,003 --> 00:05:52,223 But I'm sure you wouldn't know anything about that. 148 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:55,744 [SNIFFS] I'm sure your being here 149 00:05:55,746 --> 00:05:58,094 is a complete coincidence. 150 00:05:58,096 --> 00:05:59,922 You're covered in blood. 151 00:05:59,924 --> 00:06:02,621 I met up with an old friend. Things got crazy. 152 00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:04,666 I don't have time for this. 153 00:06:04,668 --> 00:06:06,538 I have a show to prepare for. 154 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:08,191 I'll keep this simple. Why are you here? 155 00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:10,585 That night... 156 00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:13,980 That night in your tower, 157 00:06:13,982 --> 00:06:16,765 something happened to me. 158 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:20,465 Now you are gonna tell me what you did to me or... 159 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:22,902 [WHISTLES] 160 00:06:22,904 --> 00:06:26,122 - [SCREAMS] - [PANTING] 161 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:28,864 [WHIMPERING] 162 00:06:28,866 --> 00:06:31,913 [PANTING] 163 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:38,700 Shh. 164 00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:40,615 [WISHEE CHIRPING, BURBLING] 165 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:42,878 - Yes? - [WISHEES CHIRPING, BURBLING] 166 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,969 Yes, yes. 167 00:06:46,841 --> 00:06:49,189 No, no. 168 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:52,192 [LAUGHS] Color me gobsmacked. 169 00:06:52,194 --> 00:06:54,760 ♪ 170 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:58,894 You are special. 171 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:01,984 I know what's missing in your life. 172 00:07:01,986 --> 00:07:03,812 And shame on them for being such 173 00:07:03,814 --> 00:07:06,859 super secret keepers! 174 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:10,079 Miss Hansen, you're with child. 175 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:12,995 ♪ 176 00:07:12,997 --> 00:07:15,215 What? 177 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:17,609 Listen, sister, I'm with you. 178 00:07:17,611 --> 00:07:20,263 I... my hard drive's whirling away. 179 00:07:20,265 --> 00:07:22,091 [HEAVY BREATHING] 180 00:07:22,093 --> 00:07:25,007 Oh, you're a woman, 181 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:28,620 and you've got a lot of nonsensical emotions, 182 00:07:28,622 --> 00:07:31,100 um, brewing up in you right now. 183 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:32,972 [SCREAMS] Let go of me! 184 00:07:32,974 --> 00:07:35,104 I know what you need. 185 00:07:35,106 --> 00:07:36,845 ♪ 186 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:39,848 [DARK MUSIC] 187 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:42,024 ♪ 188 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:45,158 This will fill that void you're feeling inside. 189 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:48,161 [EERIE MUSIC] 190 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:49,554 ♪ 191 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:51,207 Come back when you need more. 192 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:54,254 [WHIMPERING] 193 00:07:54,256 --> 00:07:57,257 [ROMANTIC MUSIC] 194 00:07:57,259 --> 00:08:04,309 ♪ 195 00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:10,394 You sure can do some cool stuff with your tongue. 196 00:08:10,397 --> 00:08:11,613 Friend showed me, 197 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:13,360 and you don't know the half of it. 198 00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:15,884 My friend Hailey showed me how to do this... 199 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:18,017 ♪ 200 00:08:18,019 --> 00:08:19,845 Oh, wow. 201 00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:21,716 We used to do everything together... 202 00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:25,067 The carousel, flying kites by the pier. 203 00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:26,895 Uh-huh. 204 00:08:26,897 --> 00:08:29,594 Last year on her birthday, we made paper lanterns 205 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:31,378 with, like, all the colors. 206 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:32,813 She was so happy. 207 00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:35,600 But this year I forgot her birthday. 208 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:38,680 That look on her face, she... She's just changed so much. 209 00:08:38,683 --> 00:08:40,082 For shit's sake! 210 00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:41,954 Hailey, Hailey, Hailey! 211 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:44,217 Is that all you can talk about? 212 00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:46,741 - Uh, what? - She's not thinking about you. 213 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:48,613 Why are you thinking about her? 214 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:51,137 "Friends." Ha, what a scam. 215 00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:54,532 We exist for them, and then they just forget. 216 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:57,404 What kind of a friend is that? 217 00:08:57,406 --> 00:09:00,799 Hmm, c'est la vie, am I right? 218 00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:02,757 I think so? 219 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,629 Let's get out of here, 220 00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:06,631 do something crazy. 221 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:10,069 Isn't this crazy? 222 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:13,899 Sure, but I'm talking about... 223 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:16,945 [LAUGHS] That's what she said. 224 00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:18,965 [DEVIOUS MUSIC] 225 00:09:18,968 --> 00:09:20,228 So where do you want to start? 226 00:09:20,231 --> 00:09:22,950 Give me an asshole, a mouth, or something. 227 00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:25,040 Get my bearings. 228 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:28,957 - [CLICKS TONGUE] - Try the middle? 229 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:31,962 [SAW WHIRRING] 230 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:35,660 - [FLESH SQUELCHING] - [WISHEE SCREECHES] 231 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:37,313 [GRUNTS] 232 00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:40,316 [WISHEE SCREECHING] 233 00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:43,363 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 234 00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:46,801 ♪ 235 00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:47,976 Third weirdest thing I've seen all day. 236 00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:49,195 Did you see where it went? 237 00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:50,936 That truck hit me, all I saw was stars 238 00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:52,285 and little birds spinning around. 239 00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:53,808 Tweet, tweet. Tweet, tweet. 240 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:55,810 Le Dic, what the fuck are you doing here? 241 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:57,377 I'm doing you one, big, hard solid... 242 00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,292 Though I don't know why I should. 243 00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:01,424 - Someone wants you dead. - Oh, shocker. 244 00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:02,991 Who is it this time? 245 00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:05,027 The Bug. 246 00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:06,377 What'd he say? 247 00:10:06,380 --> 00:10:08,683 He tempted me with all my vices rolled into one. 248 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:12,000 - Ladies, liquor, and luck. - [WOMEN MOAN] 249 00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:13,872 He baited that hook 250 00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:16,091 with the finest Cajun country pie 251 00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:18,354 you've ever almost tasted... 252 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:19,793 By pie, I mean pussy. 253 00:10:19,796 --> 00:10:20,839 Yep. 254 00:10:20,842 --> 00:10:22,401 This Bug gets me all drugged up, 255 00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:24,186 says he's looking for a taxi driver. 256 00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:25,840 Someone's been getting up in his business, 257 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:28,016 robbed his house, busted up one of his operations, 258 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:29,113 and he wants a name, 259 00:10:29,116 --> 00:10:30,410 and he just knows I can give it to him. 260 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:31,660 So I play it cool, right? 261 00:10:31,663 --> 00:10:34,456 But he looks at you with those big, round bug eyes... 262 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,765 Shiny like an oil slick, and I'm smart. 263 00:10:36,768 --> 00:10:38,983 I say, "I tell you a name, I'm as good as dead. 264 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:40,289 So I'll do one better, 265 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:41,813 and I'll bring him straight to you." 266 00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,031 I'm touched, Le Dic, really. 267 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,163 I ain't criss-crossing you, Sax. 268 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:46,034 - That is why I'm here. - Yeah, right. 269 00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:47,775 - Honor amongst scumbags? - Exactly. 270 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:50,256 This Bug... he ain't one of us. 271 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:52,515 To tell you the truth, well, this ain't the first time 272 00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:55,043 that I seen him. 273 00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:57,350 I used to be into some weird sexual shit. 274 00:10:57,352 --> 00:10:59,744 I ain't too proud to admit it... 275 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:02,877 Role-play, getting beat up, whipped, 276 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:05,053 wolf bag, scatty pants... 277 00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:06,751 Jesus Christ. Get to the point. 278 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,274 I moved through dark circles... 279 00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:10,189 Nasty, pervy... 280 00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:14,976 Till one night, I end up at this high-roller's orgy, 281 00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:17,370 latex lovers dressed like animals. 282 00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:19,811 I don't remember what happened, but I remember that Bug. 283 00:11:19,814 --> 00:11:22,114 And he was right there in the middle of all of it. 284 00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:26,074 Whatever happened there, well... 285 00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:29,208 it made me do caca in my Hanes. 286 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,905 I never wanted to go back there after that. 287 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,791 - And yet... - Six, seven times tops. 288 00:11:32,794 --> 00:11:34,256 Okay, where was this orgy? 289 00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:36,302 That's the crazy part. 290 00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:37,912 Shine Tower, 291 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:41,263 you know, that kiddy clown on TV. 292 00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:43,178 Yeah, well... 293 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,398 roll this up and smoke it, Sax. 294 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,487 A little bird told me another one 295 00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:49,097 of those nasty parties is going off, 296 00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,577 and I mean tonight. 297 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:51,970 [PHONE RINGING] 298 00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:54,973 Look, we need... oh. 299 00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:57,410 - [STAMMERS] - Uh, hey. 300 00:11:57,412 --> 00:12:00,021 Nick, I'm gonna need you to take Hailey today. 301 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:03,285 - Uh, now's not a good time... - Don't you dare. 302 00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:06,114 Don't you dare finish that sentence, Nicholas. 303 00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:08,272 Don't you dare! 304 00:12:08,275 --> 00:12:10,379 [PHONE LINE BEEPING] 305 00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:13,905 [SHOES SQUEAKING] 306 00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:15,950 Uh, yeah, I gotta take care of something. 307 00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:16,951 Really? Now? 308 00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:19,258 You, I want in to Pervapalooza. 309 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,173 Can do. 310 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:25,003 But you're gonna need a costume. 311 00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:27,832 Warden. 312 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,355 [SCOFFS] 313 00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:32,140 Goddamn Wolfpack. 314 00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:34,142 You can stand. 315 00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:37,319 Won't be long. 316 00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:38,930 Not a hockey fan? 317 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:41,236 Calcio Storico. 318 00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:42,542 600 years old. 319 00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:44,892 They still play it once a year. 320 00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:47,547 Piazza Santa Croce. 321 00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,418 That's in Florence. 322 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:52,030 Florence, Italy. 323 00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:55,250 Now, if you were to turn up with your stick, 324 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:58,340 and your pads, and your helmet... 325 00:12:58,342 --> 00:13:00,299 they'd shove them all up your ass 326 00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:03,258 and you'd buy them a pint afterwards. 327 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:06,475 Makes your hockey seem rather like foxy boxing, 328 00:13:06,478 --> 00:13:09,221 which I do happen to hold in high regard... 329 00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,353 Foxy boxing, that is, 330 00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:12,572 not hockey. 331 00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:17,403 Let's talk about, uh, this whole... 332 00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:20,885 Kumbaya thing you got going on. 333 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:21,973 "Kumbaya"? 334 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:24,062 I see what's going on out there... 335 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:27,892 Aryan Brotherhood, Black Gangster Disciples, 336 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:31,983 and Nuestra Familia all getting along together 337 00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,898 like a Waldorf salad. 338 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,464 There hasn't been a violent incident 339 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:38,424 or a disciplinary infraction 340 00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:42,036 of any kind in over 72 hours. 341 00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:45,039 - That's lovely. - That's not lovely. 342 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:48,477 That's fucking unacceptable, 343 00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:51,916 because if the gangs aren't fighting each other, 344 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:55,223 they're fighting the guards, they're fighting me, 345 00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:57,312 and I have to keep the peace. 346 00:13:57,314 --> 00:14:00,054 And, uh... [LAUGHS] 347 00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:02,143 Ooh. [HISSES THROUGH TEETH] 348 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:05,233 Keeping the peace can hurt. 349 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:07,105 [TENSE MUSIC] 350 00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:08,541 You get me? 351 00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:11,413 - I think I do. - I like to hear that. 352 00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:14,025 I like that you and I 353 00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:16,418 can be on the level. 354 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:17,985 It stops, 355 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,746 or you are gonna spend the rest of your days 356 00:14:20,749 --> 00:14:24,186 with that hockey stick shoved up your ass, 357 00:14:24,189 --> 00:14:27,255 and we won't be grabbing any pints, 358 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:30,171 you and me. 359 00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:34,088 Understand? 360 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:36,961 I'm gonna need you to say 361 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:39,050 you understand. 362 00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,182 ♪ 363 00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,576 Perfectly. 364 00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:47,449 [MELLOW MUSIC] 365 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,321 This is your place? 366 00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:52,757 I, you know, crash here with my friend. 367 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,630 The infamous Hailey. 368 00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,788 No, not... not Hailey, Nick. 369 00:14:56,791 --> 00:14:58,760 Excusez-moi? 370 00:14:58,763 --> 00:15:01,114 It... it's complicated. 371 00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:03,161 I'm complicated. Try me. 372 00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,293 Well, I haven't told anybody this, 373 00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:08,470 but I got a new friend, Nick. 374 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,255 He's Hailey's dad. 375 00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:12,735 She stopped believing and he needed me, 376 00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,999 so I'm Nick's friend now. 377 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,784 You're telling me you jumped friends? 378 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:22,136 [LAUGHING] 379 00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:25,139 Sweetie, I know you're going through a hard time, 380 00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:27,228 but what you're saying is shiznuts. 381 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,577 Your friend's your friend. 382 00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:31,058 When your friend stops believing, you disappear. 383 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,321 We don't change friends. 384 00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:36,986 I mean, if we could do that, are we even imaginary? 385 00:15:36,989 --> 00:15:39,545 Oh, I'm imaginary, all right. 386 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:42,156 I'm an imaginary lemon. 387 00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,679 I can't help anybody. 388 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,507 Okay, Happy? 389 00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:47,683 You're killing my buzz. 390 00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:50,686 [STIRRING MUSIC] 391 00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:53,602 ♪ 392 00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:56,823 What happened to that badass bucking bronco 393 00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:59,043 who rallied the troops and took down 394 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,696 Psycho Santa Claus? 395 00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:03,612 I... I did do that, didn't I? 396 00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,353 Hell yeah, you did. 397 00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:08,530 When you said "pick on someone your own size," 398 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:11,577 you could have wrung out my panties with a mop bucket. 399 00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:14,145 It's time to forget about your friends... 400 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:18,192 All of them... Before they forget about you. 401 00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:21,239 So, you ever done it before? 402 00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,544 - "It"? - Yeah. 403 00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,372 You know, it... 404 00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:26,374 - With a girl. - Oh! 405 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,333 [CLEARS THROAT] It. 406 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,725 [STAMMERING] Yeah, it. 407 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,858 Totally. Oh, tons of times. 408 00:16:31,861 --> 00:16:36,167 I'm really good at it. 409 00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,082 Oh, boy. 410 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:41,043 Don't worry, Happy, I got this. 411 00:16:44,739 --> 00:16:46,959 - [PARTY HORNS BLOWING] - ALL: ♪ Happy birthday... ♪ 412 00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:51,051 Um, so I, um... 413 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,531 I... I kinda got held up. 414 00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:53,749 Huh? 415 00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:56,056 But, um... 416 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:59,016 I know what day it was. 417 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,619 - It's okay. - No, it's not. 418 00:17:00,622 --> 00:17:04,977 You know, I... 'cause I meant to... 419 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,893 with the balloons... 420 00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:10,288 eating, uh, the sugary... 421 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,899 with the clowns holding farm animals, 422 00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,357 little favor things. 423 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,358 Are you trying to describe a birthday party? 424 00:17:16,361 --> 00:17:19,558 Yeah, the point... The point is, um... 425 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,126 [MELLOW ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 426 00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:25,868 It... it was our first birthday, 427 00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:28,915 you know, as father-daughter, and, um... 428 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:31,787 ♪ 429 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:35,139 It was important. 430 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,315 I'm sorry. 431 00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:39,317 ♪ 432 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,928 24 hour rule. 433 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:44,104 We can do something today. 434 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,715 ♪ 435 00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,630 - You can't. - No, I'd love to. 436 00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:49,814 I'd love to. 437 00:17:49,817 --> 00:17:51,329 I... I... there's just this thing that I gotta... 438 00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,775 ALL: Birthday! - Oh, thank Christ. 439 00:17:53,778 --> 00:17:56,160 ALL: ♪ Birthdays are lovely and birthdays are sweet ♪ 440 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:59,077 ♪ So thanks for choosing us and choosing our treats ♪ 441 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,252 - Where you going? - Bathroom. 442 00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:02,580 You need help? 443 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,690 ALL: ♪ World-famous Zoodle Cake for $13.99! ♪ 444 00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:05,734 - No way! - Yes way! 445 00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,736 - Hooray! - Birthday! 446 00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,436 ♪ So thanks for choosing us and ♪ 447 00:18:09,439 --> 00:18:11,740 [ALL TRAIL OFF] 448 00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:14,743 [BRYAN FERRY'S "SLAVE TO LOVE" OVER SPEAKERS] 449 00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:17,398 ♪ 450 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:21,054 [LIGHTER FLICKING] 451 00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:23,404 Trouble getting it up? 452 00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:28,192 ♪ 453 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,976 I am so happy right now. 454 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:32,674 No, really, I was afraid that you was dead. 455 00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,154 I mean, getting shot in the face 456 00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,287 is not exactly a night out at Studio 54... 457 00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:38,245 Not to mention the ever-present risk 458 00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:39,638 of a catheter infection. 459 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,901 For a guy like you, 460 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:45,644 the possibilities are endless. 461 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:48,168 And then... 462 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,301 I wouldn't be able... To kill me yourself, yes. 463 00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:52,912 - Yeah. - Very sweet... 464 00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:56,133 As sweet as that ripe, red little cherry. 465 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,788 How's life since I took yours? 466 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,008 I'm walking a bit more like John Wayne because of you, 467 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,706 but, eh, I've been worse. 468 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:07,666 Yourself? 469 00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:10,190 [GASPS] Whoa! 470 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:13,933 Yeah, life has been, um, interesting 471 00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,239 since our last tango. 472 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,762 All right, you're already boring me. 473 00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:19,156 Maybe you're feeling suicidal coming here. 474 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,027 Maybe you think that I don't dare fuck you up 475 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:23,671 in the middle of Greaser Gary's Shit and Biscuit Roadhouse. 476 00:19:23,674 --> 00:19:28,034 Either way, this... 477 00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:31,124 is not gonna end well for you. 478 00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,257 - Don't cause a scene, Sax. - [GRUNTS] 479 00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,433 Think of all the children... 480 00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,174 Especially yours. 481 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,177 [SINISTER MUSIC] 482 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,004 The only thing I'm thinking about now 483 00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:43,702 is how I'm gonna rip out your piss tube 484 00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:46,183 and shove it into your good eye until I hit brain. 485 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,967 It's fascinating. 486 00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:51,057 When we first met, you had nothing to lose, 487 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:53,277 nothing to live for but that next drink, 488 00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:54,608 next blackout. 489 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,758 It gave you a kind of invulnerability. 490 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,108 But now... 491 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,849 don't you see? 492 00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,764 [BOTTLE SQUELCHES] 493 00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:05,245 Daddy can't be naughty. 494 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,942 Imagine she comes out of the bathroom 495 00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:09,249 and sees papa dragged off to prison. 496 00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:12,078 And just when you came back into her life. 497 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,819 [SCOFFS] 498 00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:17,910 She's a complicated little thing, that Hailey. 499 00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,259 Say her name again. 500 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,914 I am so glad that she and I had the chance 501 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:24,308 to get to know each other over the holidays. 502 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,440 I know you think you're a real sick fuck, 503 00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:30,096 but trust me. 504 00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:32,403 You're a goddamn amateur compared to what goes on 505 00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:35,014 on top of this skull right here. 506 00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:37,234 Now, you're not half capable of understanding 507 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,324 what the fuck I would do to you if you ever touched that child. 508 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:42,326 Don't insult me. 509 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,284 I can assure you I have no intention 510 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,504 of touching your daughter. 511 00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,549 What I have in mind for you 512 00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:51,204 is on a completely different level of fuckery. 513 00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:53,772 You truly have no idea. 514 00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:57,079 It almost makes me feel... 515 00:20:57,081 --> 00:21:00,909 well, no. 516 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:03,172 But she has been in there a long time, hasn't she? 517 00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:06,132 I hope she's okay. 518 00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:08,439 Make a wish. 519 00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:10,528 ♪ 520 00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:13,057 - [GRUNTS] - Oh, my God, Dad! 521 00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:14,229 Washing your hands, that's good. 522 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:15,315 There are a lot of germs everywhere. 523 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,926 I'll let you finish up. 524 00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:20,320 ["SLAVE TO LOVE" CONTINUES OVER SPEAKERS] 525 00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:24,063 ♪ And the spring is turning ♪ 526 00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:25,978 Grab your shit. We're going to Grandma's. 527 00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:28,285 - Grandma's dead. - [SIGHS] 528 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,096 Not that grandma. 529 00:21:30,099 --> 00:21:33,333 - ♪ I can see your smile - ALL: ♪ Slave to love ♪ 530 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,509 - ♪ Na-na-na-na ♪ - ♪ Oh! ♪ 531 00:21:35,511 --> 00:21:38,512 [FUNKY MUSIC] 532 00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:40,035 ♪ 533 00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:41,515 [DOORBELL BUZZES] 534 00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:46,390 ♪ 535 00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:49,218 [DOOR CREAKS] 536 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:52,623 I bought three boxes of Samoas from you last week, 537 00:21:52,626 --> 00:21:54,843 Now what, are you crooks trying to rob my pension? 538 00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:56,356 Mom, Ma, it's me. 539 00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:58,534 Nicky. 540 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,364 Drawing a blank. 541 00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:07,846 Don't you recognize your own kid? 542 00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:09,238 She don't look nothing like me. 543 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,457 Not her, me. 544 00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:12,503 Nicky, I'm busting your balls. 545 00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:13,861 I'm fuckin' with you. Come on in. 546 00:22:13,864 --> 00:22:15,255 You look like shit, by the way. 547 00:22:15,258 --> 00:22:17,910 Entrez-vous, kids. 548 00:22:17,913 --> 00:22:19,509 Um... 549 00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:20,641 [DOOR SLAMS] 550 00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:22,513 Yeah, yeah, I know it's been a while. 551 00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:26,908 Time flies when we're dodging familial responsibilities. 552 00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:28,562 - Who wants a drink? - Eh, no. 553 00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:30,477 I'm... I'm dry-ish. 554 00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:31,772 One bullshit. How about you? 555 00:22:31,775 --> 00:22:33,306 Now, Ma, come on. 556 00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:36,091 What? Virgin. 557 00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:38,093 - It's not. - No booze for the kid! 558 00:22:38,095 --> 00:22:41,009 It's called manners, you ape. 559 00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:44,186 Whatever floats your boat. 560 00:22:44,188 --> 00:22:47,276 Oh, I'm just glad you got back in time. 561 00:22:47,278 --> 00:22:49,409 I got the cancer. 562 00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:51,150 The big "C". 563 00:22:51,152 --> 00:22:53,500 Doctors give me 15, 20 good years left. 564 00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:55,328 Ah, Christ, Ma. 565 00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:57,939 It's already left a mark. 566 00:22:57,941 --> 00:22:59,550 I'm sorry. 567 00:22:59,552 --> 00:23:01,160 Well, 568 00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:04,293 not as much as he is, kiddo. 569 00:23:04,295 --> 00:23:05,686 Right here. 570 00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:08,254 Right here's where the milky magic used to happen. 571 00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,560 Why are we sharing this? 572 00:23:09,562 --> 00:23:12,954 It's called conversation, you orangutan. 573 00:23:12,956 --> 00:23:15,304 All right, brass tacks now. 574 00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:17,611 Who's my competition? [SNARLS] 575 00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:20,397 Uh, Janet, this is, uh... 576 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:24,270 This is your granddaughter, Hailey. 577 00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:26,446 And she has a name. 578 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:28,579 Oh, and by the looks of things, she's had it for what? 579 00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:30,276 Nine, ten years? 580 00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:32,583 11, just. 581 00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:34,541 Oh, belated. 582 00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:37,979 All right, look... All right, I know it's been 583 00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:39,285 a long time, and... and I know 584 00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:40,547 I should have told you about the kid. 585 00:23:40,549 --> 00:23:42,593 - And the kid about her. - I was gonna get to it! 586 00:23:42,595 --> 00:23:44,333 You know, we had a lot to cover! 587 00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:46,836 But we're here now, right, all together. 588 00:23:46,839 --> 00:23:49,019 And I just thought maybe it'd be a good time 589 00:23:49,022 --> 00:23:51,141 for yous to get to know each other, right? 590 00:23:51,144 --> 00:23:53,081 - Bonding time. - "Bonding time"? 591 00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:56,563 - Bonding time. - "Bonding." 592 00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:58,652 I'll bond you with the back of my hand, 593 00:23:58,654 --> 00:24:00,219 you bed-wetting bastard! 594 00:24:00,221 --> 00:24:01,750 - Now out with it! - Stay here. 595 00:24:01,753 --> 00:24:04,094 [GRUNTS, SIGHS] 596 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,314 As I'm sure you're aware, I got a, um, 597 00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:11,186 tendency to attract negative energy to me... 598 00:24:11,188 --> 00:24:15,016 Nothing I can't handle... But with the kid... 599 00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:18,367 You know, if Hailey's close to me, then she ain't safe. 600 00:24:18,369 --> 00:24:19,761 [MUFFLED] You know? 601 00:24:19,764 --> 00:24:21,631 She needs her Grandma Sax. 602 00:24:21,634 --> 00:24:23,329 - "Grandma"? - Okay, Janet. 603 00:24:23,331 --> 00:24:25,984 But I just need someone I can trust who can... 604 00:24:25,986 --> 00:24:28,203 All right, don't get your tighties in a tizzy. 605 00:24:28,205 --> 00:24:29,640 I've been taking care of things 606 00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:31,337 since before your butthole turned brown. 607 00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:33,295 I'll take care of her now. 608 00:24:33,297 --> 00:24:35,515 I'll watch the kid. 609 00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:38,518 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 610 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,346 ♪ 611 00:24:40,348 --> 00:24:42,261 [SIGHS] 612 00:24:42,263 --> 00:24:44,132 [CLICKS TONGUE] 613 00:24:44,134 --> 00:24:45,477 Let me guess. You gotta go. 614 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,827 There's only one thing I want, 615 00:24:46,830 --> 00:24:48,046 and that's for you to be safe. 616 00:24:48,049 --> 00:24:50,051 And that's why I gotta do what I gotta do. 617 00:24:50,053 --> 00:24:52,140 Sure. Go. 618 00:24:52,142 --> 00:24:54,352 ♪ 619 00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:56,101 You're gonna be okay here. You know that, right? 620 00:24:56,103 --> 00:24:57,537 I'm gonna come back for you. 621 00:24:57,539 --> 00:25:00,192 Yep. 622 00:25:00,194 --> 00:25:02,803 Okay. 623 00:25:02,805 --> 00:25:05,327 Try to keep her away from the goddamn moonshine. 624 00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:08,548 I mean, that shit will just knock a horse on its ass. 625 00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:11,464 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 626 00:25:11,466 --> 00:25:14,772 You just need to relax. 627 00:25:14,774 --> 00:25:17,078 Okay... [GOOFY WHINNY] 628 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,471 Those come off? 629 00:25:18,473 --> 00:25:22,214 They're not the only things that can come off. 630 00:25:22,216 --> 00:25:25,696 ♪ Uh, touch me ♪ 631 00:25:25,698 --> 00:25:28,263 ♪ I wanna feel your body ♪ 632 00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:31,266 ♪ Ooh ♪ 633 00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:34,269 [SAMANTHA FOX'S "TOUCH ME" PLAYING OVER BOOM BOX] 634 00:25:34,271 --> 00:25:36,533 [GRUNTS] 635 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,752 - ♪ This is the night ♪ - ♪ Touch me ♪ 636 00:25:38,754 --> 00:25:42,234 ♪ Touch me, I want to feel your body ♪ 637 00:25:42,236 --> 00:25:46,717 ♪ Your heartbeat next to mine ♪ 638 00:25:46,719 --> 00:25:50,907 - ♪ This is the night ♪ - ♪ 'Cause I want your body ♪ 639 00:25:50,910 --> 00:25:54,246 ♪ All the time ♪ 640 00:25:54,248 --> 00:25:57,771 Well, that's something I've never seen before. 641 00:25:57,773 --> 00:26:01,253 Do you think it'll taste like bananas now? 642 00:26:01,255 --> 00:26:02,462 I don't know. 643 00:26:02,465 --> 00:26:04,648 Haven't you ever tasted your own horn before? 644 00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:07,128 Well, I'm not really built that way. 645 00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:08,434 Plus, if I could, 646 00:26:08,436 --> 00:26:10,262 I don't think I'd ever leave the house. 647 00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:12,264 I love bananas. 648 00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:14,440 All right, enough talk. 649 00:26:14,442 --> 00:26:15,789 Here it comes. 650 00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:17,835 Here comes the fun. 651 00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:20,272 ♪ Touch me ♪ 652 00:26:20,274 --> 00:26:23,407 - Are you ready? - [GULPS] 653 00:26:26,027 --> 00:26:28,219 So then he grabbed the gun and shot Santa Claus 654 00:26:28,222 --> 00:26:30,150 right between the eyes. 655 00:26:30,153 --> 00:26:31,892 [LIQUID POURING] 656 00:26:31,894 --> 00:26:34,373 And that's how I met my dad. 657 00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:36,897 Much better story than how I met my dad. 658 00:26:36,899 --> 00:26:38,333 - How? - [GRUNTS] 659 00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:39,857 At his funeral. 660 00:26:39,859 --> 00:26:42,599 I, uh... ah, there you are. 661 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,252 [SPITS] 662 00:26:44,254 --> 00:26:47,691 Ah, bless you, child. 663 00:26:47,693 --> 00:26:49,127 - Is this my dad? - Mm-hmm. 664 00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:50,781 Yeah, eighth grade. 665 00:26:50,783 --> 00:26:52,826 That picture speaks a thousand words, 666 00:26:52,828 --> 00:26:54,698 most of them not for publication. 667 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,830 Nicky was the soft one... Runt of the litter. 668 00:26:56,832 --> 00:26:59,673 Everyone thought he was special, 669 00:26:59,676 --> 00:27:01,966 so much so we thought about taking him out to the woods 670 00:27:01,968 --> 00:27:05,360 and just setting him free. 671 00:27:05,362 --> 00:27:07,362 I'm joking. 672 00:27:07,364 --> 00:27:10,061 Honey, freshen. 673 00:27:10,063 --> 00:27:14,108 So, you are a Sax, hmm? 674 00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:17,329 [SPITS] From Saxi, in the Nordic. 675 00:27:17,331 --> 00:27:19,113 That's Scandinavian. 676 00:27:19,115 --> 00:27:21,942 In fact, that's where we get the Sax family crest... 677 00:27:21,944 --> 00:27:25,163 Two gnomes crossing their itty bitty daggers 678 00:27:25,165 --> 00:27:28,122 beneath a flag that reads... 679 00:27:28,124 --> 00:27:30,124 "Size don't matter." 680 00:27:30,126 --> 00:27:32,344 [FUNKY MUSIC] 681 00:27:32,346 --> 00:27:33,899 You know, us Sax's, sometimes, 682 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:36,261 we get the short end of the stick. 683 00:27:36,263 --> 00:27:38,350 But we fight back, always. 684 00:27:38,352 --> 00:27:40,134 And so what about you, child? 685 00:27:40,136 --> 00:27:41,919 Any fight in you? 686 00:27:41,921 --> 00:27:45,139 When I have to, but it's hard when you're little. 687 00:27:45,141 --> 00:27:48,012 That's when you fight dirty. 688 00:27:48,014 --> 00:27:50,797 That's the first thing I taught your father. 689 00:27:50,799 --> 00:27:53,017 The bigger they are, 690 00:27:53,019 --> 00:27:55,280 the more it hurts below the belt. 691 00:27:55,282 --> 00:27:57,456 ♪ 692 00:27:57,458 --> 00:28:01,460 Tricky Dick Nixon, that is a good cocktail, child. 693 00:28:01,462 --> 00:28:03,723 Don't touch. 694 00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:06,030 [SIGHS] 695 00:28:06,032 --> 00:28:08,728 Good afternoon. I'm Julie. 696 00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:10,991 May I call you Amanda? 697 00:28:10,993 --> 00:28:13,994 Your blood pressure's great. Your weight's great. 698 00:28:13,996 --> 00:28:16,431 Your temp is 98.6 on the dot. 699 00:28:16,433 --> 00:28:18,129 - Any pain? - Nope. 700 00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:19,434 - Spotting? - Nope. 701 00:28:19,436 --> 00:28:22,220 How about change in mood? Any depression? 702 00:28:22,222 --> 00:28:24,178 I don't want to talk about it, Julie. 703 00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:27,051 Aww, well, a little bit of moodiness is to be expected 704 00:28:27,053 --> 00:28:30,837 with the change in hormones. 705 00:28:30,839 --> 00:28:33,840 - You're saying... - The test came back positive. 706 00:28:33,842 --> 00:28:35,407 That's not possible. 707 00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:37,975 Oh, some of life's greatest blessings aren't planned. 708 00:28:37,977 --> 00:28:39,019 What are my options? 709 00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:40,412 You can see the child to term 710 00:28:40,414 --> 00:28:42,370 and then choose to either keep him or her, 711 00:28:42,372 --> 00:28:45,722 or you can give them up for adoption. 712 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:48,159 And my third option? 713 00:28:48,161 --> 00:28:51,336 Oh, you mean murder? 714 00:28:51,338 --> 00:28:53,381 [LAUGHS] 715 00:28:53,383 --> 00:28:55,209 [PEACEFUL MUSIC] 716 00:28:55,211 --> 00:28:56,151 I'm sorry? 717 00:28:56,154 --> 00:28:59,082 You are going to have a beautiful child of God, 718 00:28:59,085 --> 00:29:01,912 and hopefully he or she looks just like you. 719 00:29:01,914 --> 00:29:05,393 - So beautiful. - I'm not having it. 720 00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:08,875 I think it's wise that you understand the facts. 721 00:29:08,877 --> 00:29:11,225 Cervical cancer spikes post-abortion. 722 00:29:11,227 --> 00:29:14,165 You have an 87% chance of becoming sterile, 723 00:29:14,168 --> 00:29:17,404 and often, we are unable to remove all the baby's limbs 724 00:29:17,407 --> 00:29:18,842 and digits from the womb. 725 00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:19,774 What? 726 00:29:19,777 --> 00:29:22,648 They kind of just float around... 727 00:29:22,651 --> 00:29:24,282 causing all sorts of medical issues, 728 00:29:24,284 --> 00:29:25,743 as you can imagine. 729 00:29:25,746 --> 00:29:28,111 What the hell kind of women's health clinic is this? 730 00:29:28,114 --> 00:29:30,070 The kind that can save your soul. 731 00:29:30,072 --> 00:29:31,202 Okay. 732 00:29:31,204 --> 00:29:33,073 You have an 11-year-old daughter? 733 00:29:33,075 --> 00:29:34,901 How would she feel about 734 00:29:34,903 --> 00:29:36,903 you killing her little brother or sister? 735 00:29:36,905 --> 00:29:39,558 Fuck you, Julie. 736 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,561 [SINISTER MUSIC] 737 00:29:42,563 --> 00:29:46,478 ♪ 738 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,959 [NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 739 00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:56,011 ♪ 740 00:29:57,447 --> 00:30:00,886 [INTERMITTENT STATIC] 741 00:30:01,495 --> 00:30:08,545 ♪ 742 00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:13,853 [REVELATORY MUSIC] 743 00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:16,290 [SNORING SOFTLY] 744 00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:18,858 [PHONE VIBRATING] 745 00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:21,861 [DEVIOUS MUSIC] 746 00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:28,868 ♪ 747 00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:31,871 [CONTINUES SNORING SOFTLY] 748 00:30:31,873 --> 00:30:38,880 ♪ 749 00:30:39,576 --> 00:30:40,924 [DOOR OPENS] 750 00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:42,839 [MAN SCREAMING] 751 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:45,493 Holy shit. 752 00:30:45,495 --> 00:30:48,107 [DOOR SLAMS] 753 00:30:50,936 --> 00:30:53,980 [SPLUTTERS] You need to work on your aim! 754 00:30:53,982 --> 00:30:55,590 - What? - Smoothie! 755 00:30:55,592 --> 00:30:57,244 He's alive... one eye down, 756 00:30:57,246 --> 00:31:01,118 but still with the same sparkling personality. 757 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,990 What is... What is that? 758 00:31:03,992 --> 00:31:05,122 - Sax... - You knew. 759 00:31:05,124 --> 00:31:07,872 - You knew? - I saw him at Shine Tower. 760 00:31:07,875 --> 00:31:10,214 You know, when we were... I don't think he realized it was me. 761 00:31:10,216 --> 00:31:11,389 I was gonna tell you... 762 00:31:11,391 --> 00:31:12,999 I'm gonna tear your head off right now. 763 00:31:13,001 --> 00:31:14,218 Yeah, tough guy? What's stopping you? 764 00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:16,106 "You were right" is what's stopping me. 765 00:31:16,109 --> 00:31:17,762 We should have gone after this son of a bitch 766 00:31:17,764 --> 00:31:19,005 a long time ago. 767 00:31:19,007 --> 00:31:20,580 The Kap tape... You have to see this. 768 00:31:20,583 --> 00:31:22,182 Oh, this? 769 00:31:22,184 --> 00:31:23,662 Hell, Sax! 770 00:31:23,664 --> 00:31:26,230 We could flip him. We can get him to testify. 771 00:31:26,232 --> 00:31:28,188 You get your revenge. I get my badge back. 772 00:31:28,190 --> 00:31:31,148 Oh, shove your badge up your vadge. 773 00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:33,672 They're all in this together. 774 00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:35,674 I should have seen it. 775 00:31:35,676 --> 00:31:38,546 I take out Shine, and from him, I get to Smoothie. 776 00:31:38,548 --> 00:31:41,375 If Le Dic can get me anywhere near that sequined clown, 777 00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:43,508 then we take him out. 778 00:31:43,510 --> 00:31:46,206 We finish this... my way. 779 00:31:46,208 --> 00:31:47,381 I know what you're feeling right now... 780 00:31:47,383 --> 00:31:48,600 - Do you? - But you have to take 781 00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:50,384 a step back and take a breath. 782 00:31:50,386 --> 00:31:51,559 You could be walking into a trap. 783 00:31:51,561 --> 00:31:53,474 Mer, you invited me into this pool. 784 00:31:53,476 --> 00:31:56,390 Well, here the fuck I am, weenie bikini and all. 785 00:31:56,392 --> 00:31:59,002 Where are you? Not in that pool. 786 00:31:59,004 --> 00:32:00,699 The one thing I've learned 787 00:32:00,701 --> 00:32:03,049 is you can't underestimate Shine. 788 00:32:03,051 --> 00:32:06,531 [TENSE MUSIC] 789 00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:09,229 I've been out there, Mer. 790 00:32:09,231 --> 00:32:11,579 Driving a cab, taking my little kid to school... 791 00:32:11,581 --> 00:32:14,278 Just living a normal life 792 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,150 like any other average chump. 793 00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:18,559 I've been a sitting duck. 794 00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:22,199 He could have after me anytime he wanted... 795 00:32:22,201 --> 00:32:25,028 [SIGHS] But he didn't. 796 00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:27,291 Now, maybe he thought that I wasn't a threat. 797 00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:29,206 Maybe he thought that there's no way I could touch him, 798 00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:33,036 so maybe, just maybe, Mer... 799 00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:35,429 ♪ 800 00:32:35,431 --> 00:32:39,129 Maybe he underestimated me. 801 00:32:39,131 --> 00:32:42,020 [MUFFLED BANG] 802 00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:44,134 [MUFFLED BANG] 803 00:32:44,136 --> 00:32:46,310 [MELLOW MUSIC] 804 00:32:46,312 --> 00:32:48,355 They make you look so grown up. 805 00:32:48,357 --> 00:32:50,270 Do they still hurt? 806 00:32:50,272 --> 00:32:52,142 Not as bad as I thought. 807 00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:55,275 Well, a little pain never hurt anyone. 808 00:32:55,277 --> 00:32:58,148 - I like them. - My mom's gonna kill me. 809 00:32:58,150 --> 00:33:01,194 ♪ 810 00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:04,502 Parents always tell you that you're too young for things, 811 00:33:04,504 --> 00:33:07,548 but no matter how desperately they try, 812 00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:11,465 they can't stop you from growing up. 813 00:33:11,467 --> 00:33:14,077 Where were you when I texted? 814 00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:16,383 I thought you knew everything. 815 00:33:16,385 --> 00:33:19,125 ♪ 816 00:33:19,127 --> 00:33:21,214 Dropped off again 817 00:33:21,216 --> 00:33:24,478 from relative to relative. 818 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,654 Sometimes it feels like no one wants you. 819 00:33:26,656 --> 00:33:28,221 I know how that is. 820 00:33:28,223 --> 00:33:30,049 You don't know anything about me. 821 00:33:30,051 --> 00:33:33,226 We have more in common than you might think. 822 00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:36,664 ♪ 823 00:33:36,666 --> 00:33:38,275 [CHUCKLES] It wasn't long ago 824 00:33:38,277 --> 00:33:40,146 that you were one of those children. 825 00:33:40,148 --> 00:33:42,627 What was it? "Not one wish..." 826 00:33:42,629 --> 00:33:44,613 Not just two wishes! 827 00:33:44,616 --> 00:33:48,502 "But three wishes." 828 00:33:48,504 --> 00:33:50,809 They never came true, did they? 829 00:33:50,811 --> 00:33:54,291 Mine did. I wanted to meet my dad. 830 00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:57,381 That's so sweet. [CHUCKLES] 831 00:33:57,383 --> 00:33:59,513 But was he everything you wished for? 832 00:33:59,515 --> 00:34:04,083 ♪ 833 00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:06,825 I can never be like that anymore, can I? 834 00:34:06,827 --> 00:34:09,697 No, you can never be naive again. 835 00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:12,178 No longer a child, a victim, 836 00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:14,659 like a little lamb, eyes to the clouds, 837 00:34:14,661 --> 00:34:16,487 led singing to the slaughterhouse. 838 00:34:16,489 --> 00:34:18,402 You have seen so much. 839 00:34:18,404 --> 00:34:20,230 You could be little forever. 840 00:34:20,232 --> 00:34:23,320 Your perception has sharpened. 841 00:34:23,322 --> 00:34:26,192 You can see things they can't see. 842 00:34:26,194 --> 00:34:29,674 The truth behind the artifice. 843 00:34:29,676 --> 00:34:34,113 Now all you have to do is... 844 00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:35,723 look. 845 00:34:35,725 --> 00:34:38,726 [SINISTER MUSIC] 846 00:34:38,728 --> 00:34:45,168 ♪ 847 00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:46,473 [RADICAL ROCK MUSIC] 848 00:34:46,475 --> 00:34:51,478 [DRAWN-OUT] Why are you buzzing? 849 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:55,569 [DRAWN-OUT] I don't know! 850 00:34:55,571 --> 00:34:57,745 ♪ 851 00:34:57,747 --> 00:35:00,879 [HORN VIBRATING] 852 00:35:00,881 --> 00:35:03,316 [HOLLERS] 853 00:35:03,318 --> 00:35:05,623 ♪ 854 00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:07,842 Phew. 855 00:35:07,844 --> 00:35:09,583 [PANTING] 856 00:35:09,585 --> 00:35:12,804 Well, it doesn't get much weirder than that. 857 00:35:12,806 --> 00:35:15,200 [GOO SQUELCHING] 858 00:35:17,854 --> 00:35:23,248 ♪ I'm always chasing rainbows ♪ 859 00:35:23,251 --> 00:35:28,080 ♪ Watching the clouds passing by ♪ 860 00:35:28,082 --> 00:35:31,315 ♪ My schemes are just like ♪ 861 00:35:31,318 --> 00:35:34,173 ♪ All my dreams ♪ 862 00:35:34,175 --> 00:35:37,133 ♪ Ending in the sky ♪ 863 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,876 ♪ Some fellows ♪ 864 00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:44,314 You know, it's happening tonight. 865 00:35:44,316 --> 00:35:46,664 [TENSE MUSIC] 866 00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:49,580 My smart, splendid lads, 867 00:35:49,582 --> 00:35:51,321 I think there's a very good chance 868 00:35:51,323 --> 00:35:54,367 that you'll both be alive to see the sunny, 869 00:35:54,369 --> 00:35:56,935 sunny light of day. 870 00:35:56,937 --> 00:36:00,199 What the hell? 871 00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:02,201 [GRUNTS] 872 00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:04,986 [MUFFLED SHOUTING] 873 00:36:04,988 --> 00:36:07,250 [GROANS] 874 00:36:07,252 --> 00:36:09,817 [HOLLERING] 875 00:36:09,819 --> 00:36:12,603 [STAMMERING, HOLLERING] Let me out! 876 00:36:12,605 --> 00:36:14,866 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 877 00:36:14,868 --> 00:36:17,260 [GRUNTS, HOLLERS] 878 00:36:17,262 --> 00:36:20,132 [GRUNTING] Pink! 879 00:36:20,134 --> 00:36:22,917 [ALARM WAILING] 880 00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:25,050 ♪ 881 00:36:25,052 --> 00:36:27,879 - [GRUNTS] - [HOLLERS] 882 00:36:27,881 --> 00:36:34,886 ♪ 883 00:36:34,888 --> 00:36:38,368 [HOLLERS] 884 00:36:38,370 --> 00:36:41,109 I'm sorry. 885 00:36:41,111 --> 00:36:45,026 Pink, I'm scared. 886 00:36:45,028 --> 00:36:48,204 I love you. 887 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:51,209 [BOTH HOLLERING] 888 00:36:55,735 --> 00:36:57,038 [MELLOW MUSIC] 889 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,345 Wow, what was that? 890 00:36:59,347 --> 00:37:00,825 I dunno, 891 00:37:00,827 --> 00:37:03,306 but I'd order it again on a Sunday. 892 00:37:03,308 --> 00:37:09,921 ♪ 893 00:37:09,923 --> 00:37:11,227 What? 894 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,968 Nothing, it's just... 895 00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:15,318 You're so pretty. 896 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,669 [GIGGLES] 897 00:37:18,671 --> 00:37:20,975 Oh, no, no thanks. I don't smoke. 898 00:37:20,977 --> 00:37:23,282 But I do spoon. 899 00:37:23,284 --> 00:37:25,241 ♪ 900 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,938 This is nice. 901 00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:28,853 Most guys just want to fork. 902 00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:31,334 You know, you can stay for a while... 903 00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:32,465 Like... like all night. 904 00:37:32,467 --> 00:37:34,160 I... I mean, if you want. 905 00:37:34,163 --> 00:37:36,076 You want me to stay all night? 906 00:37:36,079 --> 00:37:37,296 Sure! 907 00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:39,733 Oh, we... we could have chocolate chip pancakes 908 00:37:39,735 --> 00:37:42,214 in the morning, like at a sleepover. 909 00:37:42,216 --> 00:37:45,304 Well, I do love pancakes. 910 00:37:45,306 --> 00:37:48,916 But won't your friend be wondering where you are? 911 00:37:48,918 --> 00:37:50,962 Oh, who cares about him? 912 00:37:50,964 --> 00:37:54,400 He's probably somewhere dumb and boring. 913 00:37:54,402 --> 00:37:57,882 [YAWNING] Doing dumb... 914 00:37:57,884 --> 00:37:59,362 boring stuff. 915 00:37:59,364 --> 00:38:02,365 [HEAVY ELECTROPOP MUSIC] 916 00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:05,368 [MUFFLED MOANING] 917 00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:12,377 ♪ 918 00:38:42,798 --> 00:38:49,849 ♪ 919 00:39:00,076 --> 00:39:02,512 Amanda? 920 00:39:02,514 --> 00:39:04,949 Nick. 921 00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:08,610 ♪ 922 00:39:08,613 --> 00:39:14,602 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 61870

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