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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:48,370 When I was really young, my daddy... 2 00:02:48,410 --> 00:02:55,540 liked to take me out to see the churches, the gardens, the palaces... 3 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,620 Things like that. 4 00:02:58,660 --> 00:03:02,000 He wasn't too religious, but he really liked churches. 5 00:03:04,950 --> 00:03:07,830 He enjoyed looking at the painted ceilings. 6 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:15,370 He'd say: "Diamantino, these painting are sublime! 7 00:03:17,910 --> 00:03:20,410 They're so very beautiful, that... 8 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:23,120 they give people faith!" 9 00:03:28,450 --> 00:03:31,910 His favorite ceiling was the Sistine Chapel. 10 00:03:36,580 --> 00:03:40,750 He told to me how today there are no painters like Mr. Michelangelo. 11 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,410 Not anymore. 12 00:03:45,910 --> 00:03:49,950 He told me the greatest art there is today 13 00:03:51,580 --> 00:03:54,370 is created here, in this new cathedral. 14 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:04,500 My daddy always told me that today's Michelangelo 15 00:04:04,540 --> 00:04:05,870 is me. 16 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:10,000 But me, paint? No way. 17 00:04:11,950 --> 00:04:15,500 I can't say I have a knack for anything of that sort. 18 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:18,950 My daddy always told me: 19 00:04:19,580 --> 00:04:22,660 "What you do out there on the field is sublime! 20 00:04:23,660 --> 00:04:27,370 You do such wonderful, wonderful things, 21 00:04:28,290 --> 00:04:30,580 that you give people faith." 22 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:17,790 And he's right. 23 00:05:18,370 --> 00:05:21,500 I think something wonderful happened when I played. 24 00:05:23,950 --> 00:05:26,500 Something transcendental. 25 00:05:28,410 --> 00:05:29,700 Everything fused together. 26 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,620 The grass, the fans. 27 00:05:35,540 --> 00:05:37,120 And I was the only one. 28 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:40,120 Me and the fluffy puppies. 29 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,370 So, son... 30 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:34,950 Talk to me. 31 00:07:36,620 --> 00:07:38,000 Are you nervous? 32 00:07:41,370 --> 00:07:43,620 Tomorrow's the World Cup final. 33 00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:47,540 You want to bring Portugal the trophy? 34 00:07:50,330 --> 00:07:51,500 What do you say? 35 00:07:52,910 --> 00:07:54,290 You may win, 36 00:07:54,910 --> 00:07:56,160 or lose, 37 00:07:58,660 --> 00:08:00,540 but I will always love you. 38 00:08:06,410 --> 00:08:08,000 I will always love you. 39 00:08:17,410 --> 00:08:20,080 My daddy always kept an eye on me. 40 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,620 He and the whole world. 41 00:08:23,830 --> 00:08:27,580 Everyone did. My fans, the paparazzi... 42 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:30,870 And even those guys... with the secret police 43 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:35,040 the Portuguese secret service. 44 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,910 God, Aisha... you scared me. 45 00:09:15,370 --> 00:09:17,750 I got it from the guy in the haunted house. 46 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:19,660 It was so cool... I loved it! 47 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:24,250 At that point, I had no idea, 48 00:09:24,290 --> 00:09:27,580 that these two lovebirds were spying on me. 49 00:09:30,910 --> 00:09:33,000 Who's that sweet little thing? 50 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,500 It's Diamantino, football player. 51 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:40,620 What did he do? 52 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:43,250 Money laundering. 53 00:09:43,660 --> 00:09:45,160 Check out that idiot. 54 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:07,450 Tino! 55 00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:09,870 Get me a towel. 56 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,040 Two! 57 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:13,500 -Two towels! -We are two, we need two towels. 58 00:10:13,540 --> 00:10:16,080 Move, Diamantino! Bring us a towel. 59 00:10:17,540 --> 00:10:19,540 -Go on, quick! -Move! 60 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:24,080 -Help us out! -Come help me... 61 00:10:24,950 --> 00:10:27,080 Diamantino, go help your sisters. 62 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:30,580 God, oh god! What good are those muscles of yours? 63 00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:31,750 Come on! 64 00:10:31,790 --> 00:10:34,000 Those are my sisters. 65 00:10:36,410 --> 00:10:40,580 They're the same. When they got angry, I couldn't tell them apart. 66 00:10:41,830 --> 00:10:43,950 And they were always angry. 67 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,290 Let's go. 68 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,000 You get her a drink and what about me? We are two, you fool! 69 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:56,000 Go on, get me two drinks! 70 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,750 Is it too much to ask? 71 00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:23,790 -What are those? -They're refugees. 72 00:11:27,790 --> 00:11:29,040 "Fugees"? 73 00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:31,910 What's that? 74 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:37,200 What's that? 75 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:41,080 People who flee and end up floating on water. 76 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:50,660 I was not a very informed person. 77 00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:57,000 I knew nothing besides football. 78 00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:03,330 I had no idea that there were people adrift like that. 79 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,080 No country to live in, 80 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,910 no water to drink. 81 00:12:26,950 --> 00:12:28,080 Come with me! 82 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:32,290 Gimme your hand. 83 00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:44,620 In that little rubber boat was a woman... 84 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:47,580 who had lost her son at sea. 85 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:51,040 My God! 86 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:56,120 I had never seen such sadness in someone's eyes. 87 00:12:56,790 --> 00:12:57,950 Never. 88 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,750 But when I found myself, 89 00:12:59,790 --> 00:13:04,160 I was playing the last minutes of the World Cup Final. 90 00:13:05,290 --> 00:13:10,830 These are the last five minutes of the 2018 World Cup, in Russia. 91 00:13:10,870 --> 00:13:13,500 Portugal is losing by one point. 92 00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:16,250 Will Sweden be the winner of this championship? 93 00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:18,120 Diamantino has the ball! 94 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,950 He runs! Is this it? Will this be it? 95 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Diamantino can take the miracle shot! 96 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,700 The heavenly goal! The golden one! 97 00:13:57,290 --> 00:13:59,200 Diamantino seems hurt. 98 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,830 We'll stand by for any new information. 99 00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:06,200 Diamantino was going for it and fell. Did he fake it? 100 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:09,660 -What's this idiot saying? -He hurt himself. 101 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:12,040 It looks like there was contact. It's hard to say, 102 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,620 but Diamantino was targeted by the Swedish hyenas... 103 00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:17,330 -It doesn't matter if he wins or loses. -What do you mean? 104 00:14:17,370 --> 00:14:18,870 -Of course it does! -No it doesn't. 105 00:14:18,910 --> 00:14:21,450 -If he loses, we lose our money. -You're ungrateful. 106 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,290 Shut up! Let me hear this! 107 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,660 A tragedy only parallel to that of the Greeks. 108 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,370 The paramedics are on the field. 109 00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:29,750 Will this be the end of Portugal? 110 00:14:29,790 --> 00:14:33,700 -You'll lose if you keep faking it! -It doesn't matter, he... 111 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:34,950 Shut up! 112 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:39,500 Your son's problem was choosing you as his agent! 113 00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:42,290 Do you know into what you turned your son? A fucking coward! 114 00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:43,870 You two aren't worth a thing. 115 00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:47,370 Aren't we? So we're two fucking cows? 116 00:14:47,410 --> 00:14:52,290 It's your fault he's like that. You turned him to a coward piece of shit! 117 00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:55,750 -You just want his money. -Oh really? 118 00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:57,750 That's just grand. 119 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,040 Ah great... 120 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:05,080 You know what? You're not his agent anymore. 121 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,500 Are you listening? 122 00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:07,910 Are you listening? 123 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,040 Are you listening? 124 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,450 -Never mind... -Is he playing dead? 125 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:16,120 -Just like his son. -Throw yourself on the ground! 126 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,080 He must be very hurt. 127 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,410 I don't think he's breathing. 128 00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:25,910 Wait. 129 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,200 He's not breathing. 130 00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:37,580 I can't believe this. 131 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,750 No! The phoenix rises again! 132 00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:44,500 Diamantino stands up. Diamantino is back in the game. 133 00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:47,200 The referee calls for a penalty shot for Portugal. 134 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,620 What an incredible moment! 135 00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:51,910 My God... The moment is electrifying. 136 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:54,200 You can feel everyone's presence in the stadium. 137 00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:58,790 What energy! What frenzy! What a beautiful feeling! 138 00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:01,910 And Diamantino, the genius, the Zeus on the field, 139 00:16:01,950 --> 00:16:05,870 sends a jolt of lightning to each one of the spectators. 140 00:16:05,910 --> 00:16:07,750 Who would've have predicted this? 141 00:16:07,790 --> 00:16:12,660 Diamantino has a 95% rate of success in penalty shots. 142 00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:15,540 One minute left for the World Cup. 143 00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:18,330 One minute to save Portugal! 144 00:16:18,370 --> 00:16:21,540 If Diamantino scores, the game goes into overtime. 145 00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:41,500 Yeah, my head was in the clouds. 146 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:46,620 It was as if... 147 00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:49,540 I had fog all around me. 148 00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:53,540 And the fluffy puppies began to disappear. 149 00:17:29,290 --> 00:17:32,700 Everyone's anxious, waiting for the penalty shot. 150 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:35,870 Diamantino is standing still for more than a minute. 151 00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:38,410 He finally seems ready to take the shot. 152 00:17:38,450 --> 00:17:41,620 A very tense moment for both teams. 153 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:44,370 Will he be able to tie the game? 154 00:17:44,410 --> 00:17:45,910 He's getting ready... 155 00:17:45,950 --> 00:17:48,290 A great defense! 156 00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:50,620 Fuck off! Up yours, Diamantino! 157 00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:54,080 -Son of a whore! -Go fuck yourself! 158 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,500 This is a deeply tragic moment for Portugal. 159 00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:02,620 There's only one man responsible for it: 160 00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:05,250 Diamantino, the King! 161 00:18:05,290 --> 00:18:07,950 The angel who fell to Earth. 162 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:45,290 Are you sure you don't want to come? 163 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,450 -It's too sad! -It's too sad! 164 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,500 I love you so much, daddy. 165 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,250 I'm going to miss you so much. 166 00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:09,160 I'd like to make you a proposition. 167 00:20:09,950 --> 00:20:12,540 We want to include your brother 168 00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:15,830 in an experimental program 169 00:20:15,870 --> 00:20:18,120 that will make you a lot of money. 170 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,410 How much? 171 00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:20,950 Listen... 172 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,000 Can we talk later? We have to hang up. 173 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:27,830 Why don't the madams come over by the ministry 174 00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:29,870 so we can go over the details? 175 00:20:29,910 --> 00:20:33,120 -Send us an estimate. -Yes. An estimate, please. 176 00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:44,040 -I just had an epiphany. -A "phany"? 177 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,450 What's that? 178 00:20:46,790 --> 00:20:48,250 Ideas. 179 00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,370 -I'm quitting soccer. -No! 180 00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:54,200 -You're going to do what? -Was that the "phany"? 181 00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,330 Is that what a "phany" is? 182 00:20:56,370 --> 00:20:58,000 This is what daddy wanted. 183 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,660 Daddy wanted... How can you be so selfish? 184 00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:01,700 Tino! 185 00:21:29,410 --> 00:21:31,580 So, what did you think of my proposition? 186 00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:36,580 -We loved it. -Yes. 187 00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:40,750 Diamantino will be our icon and then, he'll be cloned by the party. 188 00:21:43,410 --> 00:21:46,790 Do whatever the fuck you want. We don't give two shits. 189 00:21:48,410 --> 00:21:49,910 Where do we sign? 190 00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:06,200 A van will pick up Diamantino every other day. 191 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,200 Matilde Lamborghini Lamborghini Genetics 192 00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:49,910 I don't have anyone in the world, Piruças. 193 00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:04,950 This was a tragic week for Portugal. 194 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:09,200 Diamantino Matamouros, the world's biggest football player, 195 00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:13,200 went from god to naught in a few days. 196 00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:16,910 The internet is an avalanche of Diamantino memes 197 00:23:16,950 --> 00:23:19,160 calling him a crybaby 198 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:24,200 a baby in pooped diapers and one who drinks from a baby bottle. 199 00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:27,580 Diamantino's career is virtually over, 200 00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:31,040 but his fame as a meme phenomenon has just begun. 201 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,870 After another great tragedy this past week, 202 00:23:33,910 --> 00:23:37,830 there's been a great number of refugees arriving in Europe. 203 00:23:37,870 --> 00:23:39,370 They arrive by land from Turkey, 204 00:23:39,410 --> 00:23:42,540 or in shoddy boats, from the Mediterranean. 205 00:23:42,580 --> 00:23:46,910 13% of the refugees are children, most of which are alone, 206 00:23:46,950 --> 00:23:49,540 or orphans who lost their families at sea. 207 00:23:49,580 --> 00:23:52,700 The Catholic Center of Saint Vincent has built a temporary shelter 208 00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:54,620 for refugee children. 209 00:23:54,660 --> 00:23:59,790 The Center accepts adoptions request from new foster parents. 210 00:23:59,830 --> 00:24:01,660 The adopted children... 211 00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:03,620 -So, Diamantino? -Get up, Diamantino 212 00:24:03,660 --> 00:24:05,830 Get up, let's go! You're late for your interview. 213 00:24:05,870 --> 00:24:09,580 -More information on the website... -Did you hear me? 214 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:16,080 The Center expects more children in the next weeks. 215 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:18,200 I'm not going to the interview. 216 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,790 I'm sad. I'm thinking about daddy. 217 00:24:25,620 --> 00:24:27,870 We know how you feel. 218 00:24:33,250 --> 00:24:36,910 -We're really sad too... -Yes, very. 219 00:24:38,830 --> 00:24:41,790 We found you a doctor. 220 00:24:41,830 --> 00:24:43,950 Dr. Lamborghini. 221 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:47,910 Dr. Lamborghini? What for? 222 00:24:47,950 --> 00:24:49,410 Like your car. 223 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:52,200 She can help you get back into the zone 224 00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:53,870 -Into your flow. -Into my flow? 225 00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:55,790 -Your talent. -Your mojo. 226 00:24:55,830 --> 00:24:57,750 Your space, you know? 227 00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:01,750 Then I'll be able to see the puppies again? 228 00:25:04,660 --> 00:25:07,120 You'll be able to see whatever you want, my dear. 229 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:10,000 We'll buy you all the puppies you want. 230 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,370 You can have it all. 231 00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:13,830 -You deserve it all. -Your puppies... 232 00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:25,700 Good morning. 233 00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:28,660 From this moment you're in the company of Gisele, 234 00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:31,370 live from Lisbon, Portugal. 235 00:25:31,410 --> 00:25:34,670 Today my guest is... 236 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,980 Diamantino Matamouros. 237 00:25:38,410 --> 00:25:41,870 Diamantino, you wrote on Twitter: 238 00:25:41,910 --> 00:25:47,160 "I'll answer all the questions honestly." 239 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:52,080 Have you decided to give up your professional career? 240 00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:57,450 Yes or no? 241 00:26:00,790 --> 00:26:01,910 Yes. 242 00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:05,120 Let's talk about your father. 243 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:08,540 A single father. 244 00:26:08,580 --> 00:26:12,750 He was the one who raised you, he was also the one... 245 00:26:12,790 --> 00:26:15,160 taught you how to play football. 246 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,580 He was really important in your life, wasn't he? 247 00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:26,250 He saw you miss that crucial penalty shot for Portugal 248 00:26:26,290 --> 00:26:27,830 in the World Cup. 249 00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:33,080 It was also at that moment that he didn't resist... 250 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,200 a heart attack ... 251 00:26:35,830 --> 00:26:37,200 and died. 252 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,410 Let's see those moments once more, Diamantino? 253 00:27:07,750 --> 00:27:09,410 You're doing great, daddy! 254 00:27:10,910 --> 00:27:12,250 Great one, champ! 255 00:27:13,450 --> 00:27:15,080 My champion! 256 00:27:22,250 --> 00:27:26,580 These images are very hard to watch, Diamantino. 257 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:34,540 Pardon me, Mrs. Gisele. I really miss my daddy. 258 00:27:39,290 --> 00:27:41,410 I miss my daddy so much. 259 00:27:44,250 --> 00:27:48,540 I remember the last time I was with him, on our yacht... 260 00:27:48,580 --> 00:27:51,750 And some people appeared, some "fugees"... 261 00:27:52,950 --> 00:27:54,410 "Fugees". 262 00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:58,080 And there are people who can't swim. 263 00:27:58,790 --> 00:28:02,160 They can't swim... And my father tried to save them. 264 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,000 I just want to do good. 265 00:28:09,580 --> 00:28:11,950 I just want to help the "fugees". 266 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,660 I want to adopt a little "fugee" just for me. 267 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:21,200 Diamantino, what you're saying, on national television, 268 00:28:21,250 --> 00:28:25,750 to everyone out there, is that you want to adopt a refugee? 269 00:28:26,450 --> 00:28:27,830 Yes... 270 00:28:28,330 --> 00:28:30,120 I'm adopting a "fugee". 271 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,910 And I'm going to give him all the love in the world. 272 00:28:32,950 --> 00:28:36,290 From where is this refugee? 273 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,700 Could be anywhere. 274 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:40,410 Could be from Canada. 275 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,200 Isn't he that player? 276 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,870 Yeah... It's Diamantino. 277 00:28:48,370 --> 00:28:50,910 So now he wants to adopt children? 278 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,700 Guys like these make me nauseous, really. 279 00:28:55,660 --> 00:29:00,000 I want one for myself, to give him all the love and affection in the world! 280 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,080 Well, I gotta go check on my drones. 281 00:29:10,910 --> 00:29:13,290 I've already found a place to stay in Bangkok, 282 00:29:13,330 --> 00:29:15,250 for our honeymoon. 283 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,700 I'm so happy. 284 00:29:20,660 --> 00:29:22,080 Are you not? 285 00:29:25,290 --> 00:29:30,410 I'll give him crepes with Nutella, I'll give him Um Bongo, everything! 286 00:29:30,450 --> 00:29:32,870 I'll raise him like a miniature Diamantino. 287 00:29:34,580 --> 00:29:37,790 And we have to do good to these people, 288 00:29:37,830 --> 00:29:39,620 because they have nothing. 289 00:29:40,620 --> 00:29:42,330 Not a thing, nada. 290 00:29:43,330 --> 00:29:45,660 And we have everything. I feel like I've got everything. 291 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:47,540 God gave me everything. 292 00:29:48,290 --> 00:29:52,870 Aisha thought I wanted to adopt a refugee just to charm people.. 293 00:29:52,910 --> 00:29:55,450 So everyone would like me more. 294 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,040 So she had a crazy idea. 295 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:04,120 And her boss eventually complied with her. 296 00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:11,250 Shortly thereafter, 297 00:30:11,290 --> 00:30:15,750 came the day when my life would turn upside down. 298 00:30:41,910 --> 00:30:45,750 Lucia pretended to be a nun at the Adoption Center, 299 00:30:46,580 --> 00:30:49,830 and Aisha disguised herself as Rahim, a refugee boy. 300 00:30:51,540 --> 00:30:54,120 Me? I played my usual role: 301 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,580 The pack-horse. 302 00:31:20,830 --> 00:31:24,120 I've been waiting all my life for this moment. To find you. 303 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,000 My whole life! 304 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:41,500 I'm getting sad, and so are you. We shouldn't feel sad. 305 00:31:41,540 --> 00:31:43,370 We should be happy. 306 00:31:43,410 --> 00:31:48,500 I'll treat you very well, give you everything. 307 00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:50,500 I'll never let you go. 308 00:31:56,450 --> 00:31:58,500 Come. Let me show you your new home. 309 00:32:01,540 --> 00:32:02,910 Thank you, Mrs. Lucia. 310 00:32:07,290 --> 00:32:08,450 Good luck. 311 00:32:09,370 --> 00:32:10,750 Goodbye, Rahim. 312 00:32:11,910 --> 00:32:13,580 Thank you, Diamantino. 313 00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:21,910 Lucia's heart throbbed like a lizard's. 314 00:32:23,830 --> 00:32:26,000 This was a scary operation... 315 00:32:27,290 --> 00:32:31,200 and her lover was getting herself into some dangerous stuff. 316 00:32:31,910 --> 00:32:35,080 No one had any idea of ​​the nightmare that awaited us. 317 00:34:09,290 --> 00:34:11,040 If there's one thing I can say for sure 318 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,450 is that Aisha was a really good actress. 319 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:14,870 Indeed she was. 320 00:34:15,580 --> 00:34:18,040 But she was also taken by surprise. 321 00:34:21,540 --> 00:34:26,080 I was very nervous about being someone's daddy 322 00:34:27,660 --> 00:34:29,120 Very nervous. 323 00:34:31,580 --> 00:34:34,290 Rahim also looked seemed to be nervous. 324 00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:40,580 But when I turned my back and he was alone in the room, 325 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:45,120 Rahim turned into Aisha and began to work, 326 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,000 Her investigation. 327 00:34:54,290 --> 00:34:55,410 Natasha! 328 00:34:56,950 --> 00:34:58,200 Sonia! 329 00:35:13,410 --> 00:35:16,250 -That way, go! -Over there! 330 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,370 -Are you insane? -Fuck! Over there, look. 331 00:35:20,410 --> 00:35:23,120 -Come on, grab it! -No, wait! 332 00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:28,250 -Go on, move! -No, no! Pig, please! 333 00:35:29,580 --> 00:35:30,700 Sis! 334 00:35:30,750 --> 00:35:32,910 Rahim's here! 335 00:35:32,950 --> 00:35:34,790 Come meet Rahim. 336 00:35:34,830 --> 00:35:37,200 Did you adopt a brat? I mean... 337 00:35:37,250 --> 00:35:40,290 everyone's telling the refugees to go away... 338 00:35:40,330 --> 00:35:42,080 and you bring one here? 339 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,790 What were you thinking when you adopted a boy? 340 00:35:44,830 --> 00:35:48,750 We thought you were going to do it to win over your fans. 341 00:35:50,450 --> 00:35:51,450 Shit! 342 00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:53,370 Are you listening? 343 00:35:53,410 --> 00:35:56,450 You fucker! Piece of shit! Faggot! 344 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,040 Come back here! 345 00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,870 Tino! 346 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,950 My sisters abused me. 347 00:36:06,910 --> 00:36:09,580 They treated me badly, beat me up, 348 00:36:09,620 --> 00:36:11,290 yelled... 349 00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:13,910 Those kind of things. 350 00:36:14,870 --> 00:36:16,620 But I loved them both. 351 00:36:17,450 --> 00:36:18,660 Loved... 352 00:36:26,830 --> 00:36:28,580 I want you to meet Rahim. 353 00:36:39,910 --> 00:36:43,540 -Hello, dear. -So, you're Rahim. 354 00:36:43,580 --> 00:36:45,080 Rahim, is it? 355 00:36:49,950 --> 00:36:51,950 Rahim. 356 00:36:51,950 --> 00:36:53,200 Is it? 357 00:36:53,250 --> 00:36:55,580 Give auntie a kiss, will ya? 358 00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:59,160 What sweet lips! 359 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:01,580 Is he mute? 360 00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:04,250 Deaf? 361 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,540 Leave Rahim alone. 362 00:37:06,580 --> 00:37:08,250 -Shut up! -Shut up! 363 00:37:12,660 --> 00:37:14,410 I was very sad 364 00:37:15,290 --> 00:37:18,080 because they weren't sweet with Rahim. 365 00:37:20,830 --> 00:37:24,750 So, I decided to give my son a gourmet welcome. 366 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,330 I gave him a tall glass of Bongo... 367 00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:36,290 and waffles with Nutella and whipped cream. 368 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,620 Those kind of things. 369 00:37:56,410 --> 00:37:58,580 There you go. A Bongo! 370 00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:01,330 And a crepe with Nutella. 371 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,330 Thank you. 372 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,500 Tell me if you like it. 373 00:38:05,830 --> 00:38:07,450 This is your daddy's favorite. 374 00:38:14,370 --> 00:38:15,410 Is it good? 375 00:38:16,620 --> 00:38:18,000 Were you hungry? 376 00:38:20,620 --> 00:38:22,160 And the Bongo, you like it? 377 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,910 Do you know the Bongo song? 378 00:38:23,950 --> 00:38:26,040 Don't you have Bongo in Mozambique? 379 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,330 No. 380 00:38:33,580 --> 00:38:34,950 Is it good? 381 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,750 You were hungry. 382 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,200 Daddy's got a gift for you. Wanna see? 383 00:38:42,250 --> 00:38:43,750 Close your eyes. 384 00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:50,410 Know what this is? 385 00:38:56,370 --> 00:39:00,410 Samsung Galaxy 9! It's the 9, latest model. 386 00:39:01,660 --> 00:39:03,820 -Let's take a picture. -Yes, yes. 387 00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:07,540 You have to make a face like... 388 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,910 Make a handsome face, a deep one. 389 00:39:09,950 --> 00:39:13,580 Make the face of a fish. 390 00:40:47,790 --> 00:40:50,910 I was having horrible dreams with the refugees. 391 00:40:52,910 --> 00:40:57,750 And while I had nightmares, Aisha got back to work. 392 00:41:00,540 --> 00:41:03,410 She was an expert with computers. 393 00:41:03,450 --> 00:41:07,450 She even had tools to monitor my offshore accounts. 394 00:41:15,456 --> 00:41:17,696 CRACKING PASSWORD 395 00:41:22,288 --> 00:41:24,224 SEARCH: OFFSHORE BANKING APPLICATION 396 00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:34,830 But she didn't find anything because I had nothing offshore. 397 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,256 I didn't know what an offshore account was. 398 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:39,424 PRIVATE TINO DON'T LOOK!!!! 399 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:49,160 I only had pictures of puppies and cute things. 400 00:41:54,832 --> 00:41:56,944 SEND FILES: UPLOADING 401 00:42:01,580 --> 00:42:03,370 Aisha thought it was funny. 402 00:42:03,410 --> 00:42:07,160 Then she sent the photos to Mrs. Lucia, 403 00:42:10,580 --> 00:42:15,200 and Mrs. Lucia thought it was very funny and laughed. 404 00:42:15,790 --> 00:42:18,620 But who doesn't like cute animals? 405 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:42,704 Vote YES for the exit from the EU PORTUGAL NEVER WAS SMALL 406 00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:02,330 After my daddy died, 407 00:43:02,370 --> 00:43:05,330 my sisters became my agents. 408 00:43:07,790 --> 00:43:10,410 I didn't know they were stealing from me. 409 00:43:11,410 --> 00:43:15,540 They sent all my money to a secret account in Panama. 410 00:43:40,950 --> 00:43:44,040 I was afraid when I met Dr. Lamborghini. 411 00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,540 Scared. 412 00:43:47,330 --> 00:43:49,370 She walked in the water. 413 00:43:51,580 --> 00:43:54,580 And had some little animals that she was researching ... 414 00:43:56,750 --> 00:43:58,950 Small shells that talked, 415 00:44:00,950 --> 00:44:03,370 some cucumbers that walked... 416 00:44:03,410 --> 00:44:06,910 And these fishies with zebra stripes. 417 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:09,870 It was all very strange. 418 00:44:09,910 --> 00:44:12,660 And it seems I was her new guinea pig. 419 00:44:13,410 --> 00:44:14,830 Take off your clothes. 420 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:23,330 Apparently the doctor wanted to discover the source of my talent on the field. 421 00:44:31,830 --> 00:44:35,750 Start mapping the brain. Locate brain activity. 422 00:44:36,580 --> 00:44:38,870 Initializing brain mapping. 423 00:44:38,910 --> 00:44:42,500 -How is your diet? -It's normal... 424 00:44:43,580 --> 00:44:46,750 Oreos and crepes with Nutella... 425 00:44:48,370 --> 00:44:50,290 And waffles too. 426 00:44:50,330 --> 00:44:51,790 Bongo. 427 00:44:52,750 --> 00:44:54,790 Do you like boys or girls? 428 00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:58,330 I like girls and boys likes. I like both. 429 00:44:58,370 --> 00:45:00,080 And I also like animals. 430 00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,580 I have a kitty cat, but I didn't bring him. 431 00:45:03,330 --> 00:45:04,750 His name's Piruças. 432 00:45:05,410 --> 00:45:06,620 Very well. 433 00:45:08,450 --> 00:45:11,500 When was the last time you had sex? 434 00:45:13,250 --> 00:45:14,290 The last time? 435 00:45:14,330 --> 00:45:16,950 I never did it! I don't do that. 436 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,040 Might be nice. 437 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,830 But it must be hard. 438 00:45:21,660 --> 00:45:23,370 Dr. Lamborghini? 439 00:45:23,410 --> 00:45:26,700 The genetic code inserted into Diamantino's body 440 00:45:26,750 --> 00:45:30,200 to reveal genes associated with his athletic performance 441 00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:33,950 presents a risk of creating unwanted physical deformities. 442 00:45:34,830 --> 00:45:36,370 I need more information. 443 00:45:36,410 --> 00:45:39,410 The genes of the Clownfish are interspersed with genes 444 00:45:39,450 --> 00:45:42,450 responsible for hermaphroditism in this species. 445 00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:45,870 As a result, Diamantino may develop breasts. 446 00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:48,750 Do you wish to continue or skip? 447 00:45:48,790 --> 00:45:50,870 Show brain activity. 448 00:45:50,910 --> 00:45:53,080 Of course, Dr. Lamborghini. 449 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:58,750 All brain activities are running at 10% of the normal level. 450 00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:02,580 This is peculiar. 451 00:46:02,620 --> 00:46:05,790 He has the cognitive abilities of a child, 452 00:46:05,830 --> 00:46:08,000 and a strong sense of compassion. 453 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,410 Diamantino, can you describe what you see in the field? 454 00:46:19,750 --> 00:46:22,370 I see the usual things. 455 00:46:22,410 --> 00:46:25,250 The goal, the grass... 456 00:46:25,290 --> 00:46:27,660 I also see the referee... 457 00:46:28,790 --> 00:46:30,620 and puppies... 458 00:46:31,290 --> 00:46:32,700 ...the fuzzy kind. 459 00:46:32,750 --> 00:46:35,580 -Fuzzy puppies? -Yes. 460 00:46:35,620 --> 00:46:37,120 Doggies. 461 00:46:39,410 --> 00:46:42,410 -Can you draw them? -I can. 462 00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:55,750 At the end of the appointment, the doctor asked me to draw the fuzzy puppies. 463 00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,040 I think I drew them quite well. 464 00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,000 Do you want me to draw Piruças too? 465 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,410 Rahim! 466 00:47:30,580 --> 00:47:32,330 Were you on another continent? 467 00:47:33,910 --> 00:47:37,950 -Your daddy's cat shat here. -He made a mess. 468 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,580 Since you love your daddy so much... 469 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:44,370 clean it up. 470 00:47:58,450 --> 00:47:59,950 Rahim, what are you doing? 471 00:48:03,580 --> 00:48:05,040 You don't have to clean! 472 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:06,500 They can clean it. 473 00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:12,410 You'll never pick up a mop in this house again, understand? Never! 474 00:48:18,950 --> 00:48:21,120 From that day on I swore to myself 475 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,870 never to lose sight of Rahim again. 476 00:48:23,910 --> 00:48:28,410 So I took him to the filming of a pretty weird commercial. 477 00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:35,080 I did a lot of publicity in this life. A lot! 478 00:48:35,910 --> 00:48:38,200 But at that point I confess 479 00:48:38,250 --> 00:48:40,620 I didn't understand very well 480 00:48:40,660 --> 00:48:43,200 what that particular one meant. 481 00:48:43,250 --> 00:48:47,000 Diamantino, you must believe that you're King Don Sebastian, 482 00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:50,750 the Christian savior of the Portuguese. We've been through this. 483 00:48:50,790 --> 00:48:53,540 You must feel that every single cell of your body 484 00:48:53,580 --> 00:48:55,700 craves the blood of the moors. 485 00:48:55,750 --> 00:48:58,660 You have to desire to wipe this pestilent race 486 00:48:58,700 --> 00:48:59,910 off the face of the Earth! 487 00:49:00,870 --> 00:49:03,250 Now's the magic hour. Let's roll! 488 00:49:04,410 --> 00:49:05,790 Sound... 489 00:49:05,830 --> 00:49:07,500 Camera... 490 00:49:07,540 --> 00:49:09,290 Rolling... 491 00:49:11,250 --> 00:49:12,330 Action! 492 00:49:13,830 --> 00:49:15,160 Keep going up... 493 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,370 Now, take out your sword. 494 00:49:17,410 --> 00:49:19,500 One, two, three! 495 00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:22,700 You did it! This is a victory for Portugal! 496 00:49:22,750 --> 00:49:25,700 Watch out! It's the moors! 497 00:49:25,750 --> 00:49:27,450 Fight! 498 00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:36,040 Diamantino, behind you! 499 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:37,870 Now, move the sword! 500 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,750 What are you doing? You're not supposed to die. 501 00:49:48,790 --> 00:49:50,750 You're not dead, Diamantino! 502 00:49:52,450 --> 00:49:53,660 Cut! 503 00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:55,160 The day's over! 504 00:49:58,750 --> 00:50:01,370 Those were very good times, I had a lot of fun. 505 00:50:01,410 --> 00:50:05,540 But I had no idea she was getting closer to me, 506 00:50:05,580 --> 00:50:09,040 winning over my heart, just so she could screw me over. 507 00:50:10,830 --> 00:50:12,370 To screw me over. 508 00:51:05,330 --> 00:51:09,540 Aisha, in the role of Rahim, was winning my confidence, 509 00:51:09,580 --> 00:51:12,200 my affection, my love. 510 00:51:14,580 --> 00:51:19,040 And I mistakenly thought it was reciprocal. 511 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,700 Too mistakenly... 512 00:51:37,330 --> 00:51:39,370 He was a formidable person. 513 00:51:41,790 --> 00:51:44,290 He was my hero, my inspiration. 514 00:51:45,910 --> 00:51:48,500 I wish you would've met him. 515 00:51:49,250 --> 00:51:51,040 He was a very special person. 516 00:51:59,870 --> 00:52:01,410 Don't laugh! 517 00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:04,120 This is your daddy in his prime! 518 00:52:13,660 --> 00:52:16,410 -Did you have many girlfriends? -No. 519 00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:18,620 You think I did? 520 00:52:18,660 --> 00:52:21,620 Your daddy is a lonely person. 521 00:52:22,410 --> 00:52:27,080 -Never married? -No and I don't want to either. 522 00:52:28,410 --> 00:52:29,540 And I won't. 523 00:52:30,540 --> 00:52:31,580 Don't want to. 524 00:52:38,660 --> 00:52:40,200 Daddy loves you very much. 525 00:52:41,580 --> 00:52:42,750 See you tomorrow. 526 00:52:50,660 --> 00:52:53,000 I also love you very much, daddy. 527 00:53:13,580 --> 00:53:16,450 This love that I was feeling, 528 00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:19,200 which was growing between me and my little boy, 529 00:53:19,250 --> 00:53:21,500 reminded me of childhood. 530 00:53:21,540 --> 00:53:24,250 Like my love for my daddy. 531 00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:27,830 He offered me beautiful moments. 532 00:53:27,870 --> 00:53:29,500 Very beautiful. 533 00:53:30,250 --> 00:53:33,660 But it was not going to last forever. 534 00:53:58,750 --> 00:54:02,750 Mrs. Lucia was upset to see us so happy. 535 00:54:09,620 --> 00:54:12,580 Mrs. Lucia, how are you? How's everything? 536 00:54:13,580 --> 00:54:16,500 I needed to ask Rahim a few questions. 537 00:54:16,540 --> 00:54:19,790 -It should take an hour or so. -Feel free. Don't worry. 538 00:54:19,830 --> 00:54:20,870 Thank you very much. 539 00:54:32,410 --> 00:54:33,450 Aisha... 540 00:54:34,450 --> 00:54:35,950 Are you okay, my love? 541 00:54:37,910 --> 00:54:41,410 -Did he hurt you? -He can't hurt a fly. 542 00:54:42,250 --> 00:54:43,450 Are you alright? 543 00:54:49,450 --> 00:54:51,910 Do we have enough evidence to arrest him? 544 00:54:51,950 --> 00:54:54,250 I don't want you to stay here any longer. 545 00:54:55,580 --> 00:54:57,250 He's innocent. 546 00:54:58,080 --> 00:54:59,370 How come? 547 00:55:02,410 --> 00:55:05,830 I think it's his sisters who have offshore accounts. 548 00:55:06,790 --> 00:55:11,160 I need to investigate both, but I need more time. 549 00:55:12,290 --> 00:55:14,450 We're very close. 550 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,750 He won't come in. 551 00:55:28,580 --> 00:55:31,410 Mrs. Lucia was missing Aisha very much. 552 00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:35,620 And this meddling in my life, 553 00:55:35,660 --> 00:55:38,200 was creating problems in their relationship. 554 00:55:38,250 --> 00:55:41,080 Aisha, no! No! Stop it. 555 00:55:45,870 --> 00:55:47,700 If you really liked me, 556 00:55:48,450 --> 00:55:50,700 you would've become a drone pilot. 557 00:55:54,790 --> 00:55:58,580 Lucia wanted Aisha to take on an office job, 558 00:55:58,620 --> 00:56:00,750 something less risky. 559 00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:05,080 But Aisha had fire in her belly. 560 00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:06,750 And a lot of it. 561 00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:56,704 Ministry of Media PROJECT DIAMANTINO 562 00:56:57,370 --> 00:57:01,200 Natasha & Sonia Matamouros GmbH. 563 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,160 SEARCH PROJECT DIAMANTINO 564 00:57:10,016 --> 00:57:12,032 ACCESS DENIED 565 00:57:15,584 --> 00:57:17,168 EXECUTE CRACK 566 00:57:21,584 --> 00:57:23,504 ACCESS GRANTED 567 00:57:33,020 --> 00:57:36,370 Dear leaders of the Portuguese National Front. 568 00:57:36,410 --> 00:57:40,040 My name is Helena Guerra, the party's marketing director. 569 00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:44,160 Six months to go before the EU referendum that decides our exit. 570 00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:47,540 Project Diamantino is doing formidably well. 571 00:57:47,580 --> 00:57:51,700 Phase one, the advertising campaign, is already in production. 572 00:57:51,750 --> 00:57:57,660 Phase two, the cloning of Diamantino, is on its way at Lamborghini Genetics. 573 00:57:57,700 --> 00:58:02,000 The scientists have analyzed Diamantino's brain 574 00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:06,500 in order to understand his genius, his power. 575 00:58:06,540 --> 00:58:10,500 And by synthesizing his DNA, replicate it. 576 00:58:10,540 --> 00:58:13,540 Giving birth to a team of clones of Diamantino. 577 00:58:13,580 --> 00:58:15,830 that will annihilate any team, 578 00:58:15,870 --> 00:58:20,830 bringing joy to our country through football, the opium of the people! 579 00:58:20,870 --> 00:58:23,750 For a happier Portugal! 580 00:58:23,790 --> 00:58:26,910 For a more xenophobic Portugal! 581 00:58:27,450 --> 00:58:31,290 So that at the right moment, our people vote "yes", 582 00:58:31,330 --> 00:58:33,660 for the EU exit! 583 00:58:33,700 --> 00:58:38,370 So here is our appeal: Leaders of the National Front, 584 00:58:38,410 --> 00:58:42,910 approve the budget of an additional 19 million euros 585 00:58:42,950 --> 00:58:45,660 for the phase two of Project Diamantino. 586 00:58:45,700 --> 00:58:49,620 For the cloning of Diamantino, thank you! 587 00:58:56,750 --> 00:59:00,120 Daddy, where do you go every afternoon? 588 00:59:01,950 --> 00:59:05,580 I visit Dr. Lamborghini for some physical tests. 589 00:59:06,870 --> 00:59:08,950 My sisters told me to. 590 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,580 But I find it very odd, I dunno. 591 00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:17,910 You know, Rahim... I'll tell you this. 592 00:59:18,870 --> 00:59:23,620 I think you're the only one I can trust. 593 00:59:24,580 --> 00:59:25,700 The only one. 594 01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:12,620 Good night, Rahim. 595 01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:21,620 Lucia... 596 01:00:29,290 --> 01:00:30,750 Where's Aisha? 597 01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:33,200 She must be arriving by now. 598 01:00:33,950 --> 01:00:36,750 I assure you she takes this proposition very seriously. 599 01:00:36,790 --> 01:00:41,500 Lucia, the Diamantino case is our top priority right now. 600 01:00:42,700 --> 01:00:45,580 Aisha hacked into the government server last night. 601 01:00:47,290 --> 01:00:48,580 I know. 602 01:00:52,580 --> 01:00:56,330 Aisha opened Mrs. Pandora's box. 603 01:00:56,370 --> 01:01:00,700 And the boss, of course, thought she had gone too far. 604 01:01:30,910 --> 01:01:32,040 Aisha? 605 01:02:08,700 --> 01:02:09,950 Aisha! 606 01:02:28,410 --> 01:02:29,750 Hashisha? 607 01:02:40,410 --> 01:02:41,790 What the fuck is that? 608 01:02:41,830 --> 01:02:43,620 Lucia, calm down. 609 01:02:44,410 --> 01:02:46,000 You want me to calm down? 610 01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:48,580 You're in bed with the suspect! 611 01:02:49,410 --> 01:02:52,000 And illegally accessed the government servers. 612 01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:54,290 What are you doing? 613 01:02:55,540 --> 01:02:59,200 I found the address of a laboratory and I'm investigating. 614 01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:02,830 I hope you're having a great time with this case. 615 01:03:08,410 --> 01:03:10,750 -Lucia. -Aisha, go fuck yourself! 616 01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:20,620 Aisha? 617 01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,120 Did the nun just say "go fuck yourself, Aisha"? 618 01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:26,660 What a cunt! 619 01:03:27,540 --> 01:03:30,450 -It's a woman... -It's a woman... 620 01:03:31,700 --> 01:03:33,450 What a bitch! 621 01:03:41,540 --> 01:03:44,200 It was the last day of filming and ... 622 01:03:45,950 --> 01:03:48,330 I was looking in the mirror and... 623 01:03:48,370 --> 01:03:52,950 I noticed some strange little limp, here in my chest. 624 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,200 Holy Mother of God! 625 01:03:56,870 --> 01:03:58,290 Is Diamantino ready? 626 01:04:13,700 --> 01:04:16,410 So, this is the part where Diamantino says: 627 01:04:16,450 --> 01:04:19,250 "Together we will make Portugal great again." 628 01:04:19,290 --> 01:04:21,750 Then you walk over to the ball, 629 01:04:22,410 --> 01:04:23,700 kick it, 630 01:04:23,750 --> 01:04:28,160 score a goal and then celebrate like you did in the World Cup and the Euro Cup, 631 01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:33,410 then you take off your shirt and say, "We all deserve a second chance... 632 01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:35,870 I deserve a second chance... 633 01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:39,080 Portugal needs a second chance! " 634 01:04:40,250 --> 01:04:41,450 Let's go! 635 01:04:42,700 --> 01:04:44,040 Mr. Guerra? 636 01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:45,620 Just a... 637 01:04:45,660 --> 01:04:49,120 I have a small issue with the... 638 01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:52,080 I have small lumps here on... 639 01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:53,200 my chest. 640 01:04:53,250 --> 01:04:55,830 And I'm very ashamed. I don't want to show my body. 641 01:04:55,870 --> 01:04:59,540 -Can I do it with...? -Let's shoot! Everyone in position. 642 01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:02,160 Sound... 643 01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:04,000 Camera... 644 01:05:04,660 --> 01:05:05,700 Action! 645 01:05:08,370 --> 01:05:11,540 Together we can make Portugal great again. 646 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:40,830 Take the goddamn shirt off, Diamantino! 647 01:06:01,910 --> 01:06:04,040 We all deserve a second chance. 648 01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:07,200 I deserve a second chance. 649 01:06:08,790 --> 01:06:12,500 Portugal also deserves a second chance. 650 01:06:15,450 --> 01:06:16,580 Cut! 651 01:06:17,450 --> 01:06:19,450 VOTE YES FOR THE WALL 652 01:06:19,450 --> 01:06:23,410 The Minister was shocked by my small lumps. 653 01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:28,660 But apparently she was okay with it, because the ad was aired on the next day. 654 01:06:30,330 --> 01:06:34,000 My name is Diamantino, the best player of the World Cup. 655 01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:38,330 You may have already noticed that Portugal is going through difficult times... 656 01:06:38,370 --> 01:06:41,330 since the economic crisis of 2008. 657 01:06:41,370 --> 01:06:47,700 Since then, the Troika and the EU have forced Portugal to give them our money. 658 01:06:47,750 --> 01:06:50,870 30 million euros per week! 659 01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:53,410 In exchange for what? 660 01:06:53,450 --> 01:06:55,620 Open borders, 661 01:06:55,660 --> 01:06:58,080 lack of sovereignty ... 662 01:06:58,950 --> 01:07:02,870 And Portugal is coming to a breaking point. 663 01:07:03,750 --> 01:07:05,830 But it wasn't always so. 664 01:07:06,450 --> 01:07:08,580 Portugal was great once. 665 01:07:08,620 --> 01:07:13,330 When our valiant leaders eliminated the infidels in the Crusades. 666 01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:15,790 It was all ours! 667 01:07:15,830 --> 01:07:17,790 It was fantastic! 668 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:23,830 And it was all thanks to the solid walls of our great empire. 669 01:07:23,870 --> 01:07:29,000 But now our splendorous nation is faced with a new Crusade. 670 01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:32,000 We are being invaded and looted. 671 01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:37,410 Together we can make our Portugal great again! 672 01:07:38,540 --> 01:07:41,410 Build a stronger wall. 673 01:07:42,870 --> 01:07:46,120 We all deserve a second chance. 674 01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:50,000 I deserve a second chance. 675 01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:53,580 Portugal also deserves a second chance. 676 01:07:54,256 --> 01:07:57,280 Vote YES to leave the European Union. 677 01:07:58,120 --> 01:08:00,656 Vote YES for the wall. 678 01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:07,750 Wow! 679 01:08:07,790 --> 01:08:10,080 What a killer ad! 680 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:15,200 But Aisha and I had more important things to deal with. 681 01:08:15,250 --> 01:08:19,750 I had my lumps, Aisha had her investigation. 682 01:09:01,410 --> 01:09:02,700 Close your eyes. 683 01:09:15,450 --> 01:09:17,040 Dr. Lamborghini, 684 01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:20,910 the clownfish's genes are becoming increasingly problematic. 685 01:09:22,790 --> 01:09:26,870 They may cause more disturbances to Diamantino's body. 686 01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:32,700 Breast growth is at risk of accelerating, 687 01:09:34,040 --> 01:09:38,370 and the doses of hormones can be fatal. 688 01:10:02,870 --> 01:10:04,120 Relax... 689 01:10:04,950 --> 01:10:07,080 and free the mind, Diamantino. 690 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:12,700 Let your subconscious guide you. 691 01:10:14,370 --> 01:10:16,910 Don't inhibit your thoughts. 692 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:23,330 Let your visions appear as they do in the field, 693 01:10:23,370 --> 01:10:25,540 even though they might seem strange. 694 01:10:45,910 --> 01:10:47,370 Diamantino? 695 01:10:47,410 --> 01:10:49,830 Diamantino, what are you thinking about? 696 01:10:49,870 --> 01:10:52,700 What are you thinking about, Diamantino? 697 01:10:54,540 --> 01:10:56,410 My son... 698 01:11:13,540 --> 01:11:15,450 -We're online. -Wait! 699 01:11:24,370 --> 01:11:25,870 -She's a dyke. -A dyke. 700 01:11:26,870 --> 01:11:28,250 Fucking nun. 701 01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:31,660 What a whore! 702 01:11:32,330 --> 01:11:33,910 Ugh, this is disgusting... 703 01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:47,250 The investigation is over, Aisha. 704 01:11:47,290 --> 01:11:49,500 I'm pulling the plug. 705 01:11:49,540 --> 01:11:53,410 We can't stop now. The Minister is involved. 706 01:11:54,250 --> 01:11:57,040 This matter is outside our jurisdiction. 707 01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:04,080 Yes, but we won't let the Diamantino die. 708 01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:07,950 The Secret Service is not responsible for the health of wealthy players. 709 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:08,910 No! 710 01:12:08,950 --> 01:12:12,500 -Goodbye, Aisha. -Wait! Please, wait! 711 01:12:39,370 --> 01:12:40,870 Hello my dear. 712 01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:56,370 Don't you want to play? 713 01:12:57,080 --> 01:12:59,330 Let's play catch! Catch! 714 01:12:59,370 --> 01:13:01,700 Don't you want to play with your aunts? Come on. 715 01:13:02,290 --> 01:13:05,000 Oh deary. You wanted cash, didn't you? 716 01:13:05,370 --> 01:13:07,540 Take it! Take it! 717 01:13:11,910 --> 01:13:14,160 Are you looking for this? 718 01:13:24,790 --> 01:13:27,410 So? Is it Rahim or Aisha? 719 01:13:31,330 --> 01:13:34,660 Oh, my love... You thought you were going to fool us? 720 01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:38,540 Is this what you like? 721 01:13:42,700 --> 01:13:45,370 Poor little refugee! 722 01:13:47,290 --> 01:13:49,080 Are you going to kiss daddy? 723 01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:51,330 -Fucking dyke. -Give daddy a kiss. 724 01:13:53,370 --> 01:13:55,200 Butch piece of shit. 725 01:14:07,870 --> 01:14:09,000 Natasha! 726 01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:10,580 Turn off the music. 727 01:14:30,660 --> 01:14:33,370 You can tell us everything. 728 01:14:33,410 --> 01:14:36,040 I noticed that you're not well. 729 01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:39,660 We are family. You have to trust us. Come on, let's go. 730 01:14:39,700 --> 01:14:41,750 -What is going on? -Come on. 731 01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:46,660 Something's up. 732 01:14:46,700 --> 01:14:49,040 -I dunno... -Tell me! 733 01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:51,790 I don't want to continue treatment with Dr. Lamborghini. 734 01:14:52,750 --> 01:14:54,370 No need to hit me! 735 01:14:54,410 --> 01:14:56,200 Natasha, calm down. 736 01:14:58,700 --> 01:15:00,330 She hurts the fishies! 737 01:15:00,330 --> 01:15:01,710 What!? 738 01:15:03,870 --> 01:15:05,330 Here's a fishie! 739 01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:09,200 She hurts the little fishies. I don't like it there. 740 01:15:09,250 --> 01:15:11,330 And there's some lumps growing up here. 741 01:15:11,370 --> 01:15:13,700 Do you think we are idiots? 742 01:15:13,750 --> 01:15:15,870 I'll show you the lumps! 743 01:15:16,660 --> 01:15:18,450 So are a few lumps growing? 744 01:15:19,410 --> 01:15:22,200 It would be nice if something grew in your brain. 745 01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:24,700 That would be nice. 746 01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:37,790 So what do we do? 747 01:15:39,040 --> 01:15:40,750 We bleed the pig. 748 01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:48,870 When I saw my son bruised like that, 749 01:16:48,910 --> 01:16:51,290 I almost fell apart. 750 01:16:52,870 --> 01:16:54,040 Honestly. 751 01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,200 I wished I could disappear from this world. 752 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:32,120 You never told me about your past. Never. 753 01:17:32,700 --> 01:17:34,200 I'm from Cape Verde. 754 01:17:34,750 --> 01:17:37,660 Cape Verde? You told me you were from Mozambique. 755 01:17:55,870 --> 01:18:00,120 Can I sing a Cape Verdean song? I think you'll like it. 756 01:18:02,250 --> 01:18:03,660 Do you sing? 757 01:18:03,700 --> 01:18:05,700 You can't sing. 758 01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:09,000 Don't be a liar. You don't know how to sing. 759 01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:11,080 I never heard you sing. 760 01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:12,500 Never! 761 01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:18,200 So sing it, go on. I want to hear it. 762 01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:59,410 This one is very sad. I'll sing another one. 763 01:18:59,450 --> 01:19:02,790 It's beautiful. I like it, it's very pretty. 764 01:19:03,660 --> 01:19:05,540 Piruças likes it too. 765 01:19:05,580 --> 01:19:08,200 Piruças likes this song. 766 01:19:22,910 --> 01:19:27,200 Dance with the Piruças, not me! I can't dance to this stuff. 767 01:19:59,450 --> 01:20:01,200 My poor heart 768 01:20:01,250 --> 01:20:04,200 was in an emotional roller coaster. 769 01:20:05,790 --> 01:20:08,540 The happiest moment of my life, 770 01:20:10,580 --> 01:20:13,120 followed by the most disturbing. 771 01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:37,250 Never... 772 01:22:37,290 --> 01:22:40,910 I had never felt such love. True love. 773 01:22:41,660 --> 01:22:43,000 Romantic. 774 01:22:43,040 --> 01:22:45,160 Passionate love. 775 01:22:46,950 --> 01:22:49,620 But the moment I found love, 776 01:22:49,660 --> 01:22:51,580 I also found disgust. 777 01:23:16,064 --> 01:23:18,540 Don't trust Rahim. Her name is Aisha. 778 01:23:19,456 --> 01:23:21,520 She and the nun are stealing from us. 779 01:23:28,870 --> 01:23:31,120 I felt an enormous disgust, 780 01:23:32,080 --> 01:23:33,750 violent even. 781 01:23:35,120 --> 01:23:38,290 Like a knife to my heart. 782 01:23:39,700 --> 01:23:42,660 Love, disgust... 783 01:23:44,910 --> 01:23:46,790 and finally, betrayal. 784 01:23:47,410 --> 01:23:49,040 Betrayal. 785 01:23:49,080 --> 01:23:52,160 Tides of new feelings. 786 01:24:12,040 --> 01:24:14,370 Where are we going? 787 01:24:31,410 --> 01:24:35,370 -I'm very confused. -Stay calm. 788 01:24:36,410 --> 01:24:38,370 I don't know what to do. 789 01:24:42,040 --> 01:24:43,830 Diamantino! 790 01:24:52,540 --> 01:24:53,950 Just a minute. 791 01:25:08,580 --> 01:25:11,200 Player 10: online. 792 01:25:12,080 --> 01:25:14,660 Player 11: online. 793 01:25:15,330 --> 01:25:19,870 Dr. Lamborghini, all players are connected to Diamantino. 794 01:25:19,910 --> 01:25:24,540 We can start transferring genes to the Golden Team. 795 01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:29,700 I must warn that Diamantino will not survive the transfer. 796 01:25:30,910 --> 01:25:34,450 His body is saturated with hormones. 797 01:25:36,370 --> 01:25:38,000 He won't make it. 798 01:25:38,040 --> 01:25:40,700 I don't care. Do your job and shut up. 799 01:25:40,750 --> 01:25:42,870 I've already told you, Minister Ferro, 800 01:25:42,910 --> 01:25:46,040 Diamantino's brain is completely empty. 801 01:25:46,080 --> 01:25:48,080 Dr. Lamborghini, 802 01:25:49,790 --> 01:25:52,540 if you don't replicate Diamantino's talent, 803 01:25:52,580 --> 01:25:55,330 Portugal will fall into oblivion again 804 01:25:56,870 --> 01:25:59,080 So, do your job. 805 01:26:15,040 --> 01:26:19,620 Dr. Lamborghini, a Lamborghini just pulled up at the entrance. 806 01:26:34,040 --> 01:26:35,750 Aisha! 807 01:26:43,290 --> 01:26:44,540 Aisha! 808 01:26:45,750 --> 01:26:47,120 Oh my dear. 809 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:15,408 GENETIC TRANSFER FAILED 810 01:28:42,370 --> 01:28:44,120 At that moment, 811 01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:46,910 I was almost dying. 812 01:28:49,580 --> 01:28:51,950 Then I felt her touch. 813 01:28:54,040 --> 01:28:56,370 I felt that touch of love. 814 01:28:57,120 --> 01:28:58,540 And then I ... 815 01:28:59,910 --> 01:29:01,370 I resurrected. 816 01:29:06,540 --> 01:29:08,540 I felt her warmth. 817 01:29:11,870 --> 01:29:13,500 A touch of truth. 818 01:29:43,540 --> 01:29:45,660 And like my daddy always said: 819 01:29:45,700 --> 01:29:50,450 "love has reasons which reason cannot understand." 820 01:29:52,950 --> 01:29:55,290 And only at that moment 821 01:29:56,500 --> 01:29:59,700 is that I understood the meaning of that phrase. 822 01:31:29,620 --> 01:31:31,040 And voilà! 823 01:31:31,830 --> 01:31:34,540 I returned to this familiar world. 824 01:31:36,120 --> 01:31:40,000 Only this time I wouldn't stay in it. 825 01:31:40,040 --> 01:31:44,200 I came back to say goodbye to the fuzzy little puppies. 826 01:32:37,950 --> 01:32:39,750 So how am I doing? 827 01:32:41,540 --> 01:32:43,540 I don't know, I'm ... 828 01:32:44,540 --> 01:32:46,540 Now, at this moment ... 829 01:32:49,750 --> 01:32:51,370 I don't know. 830 01:33:09,370 --> 01:33:11,950 We're happy. Period. 831 01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:15,870 Aisha and I. We're happy together. 62302

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