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♪ Get it right, get it right

♪ Everybody's working for the fuckin' weekend

♪ Everybody wants a new romance ♪

♪ Everybody's going off the deep end ♪

♪ Everybody needs a second chance ♪

What the hell are you doing?

Medhi's schematics are sexy,

but my fuck are they complicated.

I don't want Jimi to blow his ass in outer space

the first time he fires this thing up.

Todd, the board meeting is happening right now.

What the fuck? Why didn't you tell me?

I did eight times!

I need you there. Why I'm management. me?

I need you to add the worker perspective.

Oh wow, that really is slick.

. I know, right?

I'll get cleaned up.

There's no time. Let's go.

Are you sure I can't run and get changed?

I think I have clean clothes in my locker.

There's no time.

I need these fancy board members to take me seriously,

and I probably smell like a wet dog's dick.

Oh, that's a scent I'm not familiar with. Here.

and I probably smell liOh, that is nice.ck.

Must have been expensive.

Very. - What's it made out of?

It's made out of hurry the fuck up.

Very. - WDoes it fit okay? of?

You look great.

Thank you all for coming.

We're very grateful to the Conch Board for flying in

for this emergency Thank meeting today.ming.

No worries, Chelsea.

There are some pressing matters here, obviously.

Yes. We would like our new General Foreman, Todd Stool,

to share with you an idea

that will reunite our workforce in Imperial Valley.

tOkay. Here's the deal.ea

We all know things aren't working the way they are.

Morale is fucked. Sorry.

We all know things aren't Morale is down the pisser

and that affects everything and everyone.

I think my sister and Snax said it best,

"It's time to commit or quit."

Sorry, who's Snax?

Snax? Oh, he's a, a consultant friend.

Really smart critter.

Snax? Person.s a, a cons- Mmmhmm.iend.

And he may have had a contact high,

but what he said made total sense.

And he may have had a coHey.t high,

Hey. Ooh!

Fuckin' A! Everyone's here! Yes! - You gotta be kidding me.

Hey Chelse, guess you weren't expecting me.

Scooch, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

We need to work on our dress-

Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, Jamar,

because I was stranded in an airport all night long,

but thankfully,

beit gave me the chancein an to be here in personng,

for this historic occasion.

beit gave me the chancein anOh shit. Fucking hell!g,

See, Janet usually does this.

Okay, guys, this is what I want you to look at.

See This is what unions do.s.

They put people in harm's way.

Oh yeah. That is a screwdriver in his junk.

. Am I right?

That's like gross, right?

. Uh huh.

Oh, you conniving little bitch.

Today, our workers have asked for a vote

Oh, to decertify the plant.tch.

Who's with me? - Wait, no, no,

Oh, to That's impossible.t.tch.

Who's with me? Oh, no, no, no, no, it's not

because we flooded the Oh, tplace with permittees.tch.

Who's with me? Oh, and surprise surprise, not

they wanna cut ties with your big bad union

Who's with me? and your stupid fuckin' rules.

Why? Because they feel threatened.

Look at this ding dong.

Him and his friends all petitioned for a vote,

so I brought in this esteemed judge from the labour court

to approve it.

Let me guess. Is he a Conch?

Don't answer that.

But he is here to authorize a vote to decertify

the plant today.

Before 6:00 PM, right?

. What?!

Oh, screw that.

Jamar, you need to let us sign these permittees into the union,

train them properly,

and you'll be able to make more money

selling a superior union made product

than you can even imagine.

Todd, Chelsea,

your motives are commendable,

but facts are facts.

Safety at Imperial Valley is at an all time low.

Because of her and that Danny fuck!

You're not keeping up union membership.

And if the permittees want to call a decertification vote,

according to the labour laws,

there's nothing we could do to stop that.

You lost. I'm sorry. You lost.

I hope you're fucking happy. - Fuck off.

You fuck off, you fuck off. Yay! It's on, Jenn. It's on.

I hope you're fucking happy. This is a fucking nightmare.

You fuck off, you fuck off. Yay! It'sOh, I hate her. on.

I hope you're fucking happy. Right. Break it down for me.

Okay, so we need 200 votes.

I hope279 permittees, happy. Rightthat's a shit ton, r me.

and only 119 union votes.

So we need to convince 81 permittees

to vote no to decertification.

That's a lot of casuals and most of 'em wanna stay casual.

It's just phone calls.

I will call every single permittee myself.

It's not an over the phone kind of conversation.

And even if we get enough of them on board,

they're still gonna have to go to the union halls,

get signed on and then vote.

It's fucking complicated.

Yeah, but we can't let her win, Todd.

What if we bring them all to one place?

Who? - Everyone.

The permittees,

the union reps,

whoever we need.

Get them to come to us at Jimi's party this afternoon.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We need to divide and conquer.

You hit the union halls and bring those reps back

and I'll try to round up the permittees.

You hit the union halls and bringOh shit!eps back

andI'm supposed tound uppick up Audreys.

and drop the booze at the Legion.

Can you take my truck and do that first?

Yeah, no problem.

Can you take my truck Here, you take my keys,

you take my car and you take my jacket.

It looks better on you anyway.

Fuck off.

Hey, have you ever driven an EV before?

I know how to drive.

We got five hours. Let's go.

. Let's go!

Come on, come on!

How the fuck do you turn this thing on?

. The car is on, Ms. Nakamura.

Are you though? I can't even fucking tell!

[And where's your Thefucking gear shift?amura.

It is right in front of you.

Why would anyone want Thto drive one of thesemura.

futuristic electronic shit beats?

Fucking hell!

fu[computer voice].ic Arriving at destination.

Just so we're clear, I don't like you.

You might be fast and look cool,

but you're fucking weird.

Hostile tone detected.

butStop talking to me!rd.

Battery amperage is low.

Will you shut the fuck up!

. Bat Have a nice day.low.

Conch can't get away with Withat baloney bullshit.p!

No shit.

Conch cWhen are youy with Wiconvening the meeting?p!

Well, it's gonna be a bit weird,

but it's last minute,

so we're gonna do it at Jimi's retirement party at the Legion.

but it'Today?!minute,

so we're gonna do it at Jimi's - retiremWe have 'til six. - Legion.

Mo, if we don't but pull this off, te,

all of us union guys are toast, like poof, gone.

Mo, if we don't I'll make some calls.

But I just don't see this happening in a day, Stool.

It is an open bar,

and all-you-can-eat lobster rolls.

Dude, we're totally on the same level.

I haven't been celibate since grade nine.

Yeah, but I just ordered a bunch of new toys, so...

I'm gonna be good for a little while.

I'm gonna be good You can't be jealous, Snaxi.

They don't fucking make toys for raccoons.

That would be weird on so many different levels.

I can't give you any of this.

You know you can't smoke it.

II'll let you try my rabbit...

Oh fuck!

A little heads up would've been nice, bro.

Oh hey, how'd the meeting go?

Ah, pretty terrible actually.

Hey, Snax.

. He says hi.

Okay.

Uh, he's running around to all the union offices

trying to do the impossible.

The decertification is real.

tryinThe vote is todaysible.

and we need to boost The dour union numbers real.

or we lose and the Conch's win.

I'm not gonna let that happen.

Okay. But, why fucking today?

Todd doesn't have time for that shit,

he still has to finish Jimi's smoker.

Oh God, we completely forgot about that.

he still has to finisCan I help?oker.

he still has to You can't drive, Snax.

You know that's impossible.

he still has to He's a raccoon.

You're high, aren't ya?

I'm fine. - It's okay. You can help.

Let's go.

Come on, Gerry. Please.

Didn't wanna say this,

but there's gonna Come be free food.ease.

Bringing in all Didthese permitteesis,

and waving initiation money and vetting?

That's a big ask, Todd.

Okay, it's an open bar

and all-you-can-eat lobster rolls.

I'm allergic to shellfish, man.

Fuck.

Jimi. Jimi, my guy, hey, come on,

let's go somewhere more lively.

JimLet's do that.y, - You know I hate people.

And you showing up here unannounced

only confirms my goddamn suspicion.

What do you? What?

You know I hate surprises, Roddy.

And if there's something going down for my retirement,

I ain't interested.

It ain't fucking happening.

You crusty old fuck.

Who would give a shit about sending you off?

Come on, I know what you're going through.

WhoIt's been threehit abyears for me now.ff?

Come on, I know what I'm worried about ya.

First few days are the toughest.

I'm doing just fine.

Have a seat.

No, let's go play some bingo.

Check out the peelers,

Huh? Peelers.

You got any of Chthose blue pills?rs,

I stack it with a yellow, you and I are up 'til Tuesday.

Huh?

No.

Don't you think this is getting

a little bit outta control, ladies?

DNo, it's not.k You just have no taste.

This is a positive vibes only area, Dewey.

So go find some other beautiful baddies to bother,

why don't ya?

Yes, shoo shoo. Come on. Walk away.

Fine. - Get to steppin'.

I was gonna converse, but perhaps I will.

. Bye.

Dew, shine?

Pass.

I gotta keep it together, man.

I can't stop thinking about him.

Opsferatu.

All that shit that night, that was real.

You really think some alien species sent some shit-sucking

vampire to work at our refinery?

I can't do it again. Backwoods.

Do what?

Those-those little chunks of deli meat

covered in, in, in stomach bile.

Mm-mm.

I can still smell it right now.

Up here, in the left one.

Nope.

You all right there, Reggie?

Choking on your dip again or...

Yep. Fine.

You mind if I, uh, kill your brother

and bury him with a mini excavator?

This conversation never happened.

That's right. It never will.

Any word from your buddy?

Fuck knows.

He's supposed to be here with the booze.

I don't know. Oh.

That's Todd.

That's not Todd.

Good? Bad?

That's cool. - Ah!

Oh, shit.

Let's not let it ruin the party.

And here, you can be the first union member to vote no.

Look at this mullet.

Does it look techy techy?

What do I do with this?

. Reginald, you hit no.

Okay. 199 to go.

Thank you. - All right.

Auds and I need to get back to the refinery.

What about Todd?

Uh, it's a seriously long shot, but he's on it.

You're telling me Todd is responsible for our livelihood?

Oh my fuck. I need a real drink now.

Well, save one for me. - I will.

Audrey, let's go.

Stevie, I'm just asking you to make some calls.

All I'm asking is that you try, please.

Yeah. No, just spin.

That's a good idea.

For fuck sakes.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

As long as I win, you'll help me...

Whoa, Fuck! whoa.

. Battery amperage is low.

All you green earth electric cars can suck it.

. The car is shutting down like I told you.

Oh, no, no, no. Don't do this to me.

. The car is shutting You fucking psychopath!

. Told you.

Fuck! - Dickhead.

Okay, but why would we want to do this?

We can basically do whatever the fuck we want.

But come on, Tanner.

Benefits. Dental, free drugs,

paid vacation, free drugs.

There's gotta be a catch Benefor management, right?gs,

The catch is, if you don't do this,

all the union guys will lose their jobs.

And without them there's no mentorship, no training.

Free drugs. - Yes.

See, man, this all makes a lot of sense.

I think we should listen to her.

Roach, it's not even mthe good drugs, man.

It's the boring ones like penicillin.

I just, I can't just... mthe gFuck this! man.

Tanner, what did I say about your language?

Get back here.

You, you didn't see shit.

. I'd do penicillin.

Hey, how's it going?

Hey, can you run me five minutes down the road please?

It's five minutes. No?

Where the hell you headed?

Fucker. Isn't that my jacket?

Stop wearing my clothes.

And that's Dewey's you greasy dick.

Well, he lets me borrow it.

I pay him back in boxes of cereal and mac and cheeses

I steal from my mom's.

I pay him back in boxes of Well that's a bit fucked.s

Get off! I need to get the refinery, stat!

Why?

To pick up Jimi's gift. - Who's Jimi?

Get off the bike!

To pick up Jimi's gift. I need to get there now!

Ah, Dewey made promise I'd be the only person driving.

ToNow get on the back,. I negrab the helmet.now!

Holy. - Fuck sakes.

Go! Go, go, go, go, go!

Safety first. Put on your helmet.

Go! Go, gThis?, go, go!

I'm gonna look like a pumpkinheaded dick.

There, you happy? Let's go!

[gHold tight if you'dok like like to go fast.dick.

. Th All right. Here she is.!

. Took us long enough.

Holy shit.

You guys finished the smoker?

Yep. Taser and the boilermakers really stepped up.

They laser cut the city skyline and labourer's logo.

. What's that?

They laser cut the city s5G tower. It's inevitable...

. It ain't Golden Arm shit,

but it'll definitely fucking do.

Oh man, you guys killed it!

Fuck yeah!

Bring it in. Let's go.

All right. - I don't hug.

Get the fuck in here...

Okay.

Awkward hug. Get the - Yep.n here...

Todd, how'd it go at the halls?

Awkward hug. To be honest, not good.

None of 'em were very receptive

so I mentioned the open bar and the free lobster rolls.

How'd it go with the permittees?

Let's just say that I felt like slapping the shit

How'd it go with outta most of them.

Audrey stayed behind,

but it was a pretty hostile environment when I left.

Hey, where'd you park my car?

Uh... yeah, about that.

I know you a long time, Roddy,

and I know when you're blowing smoke up my ass.

There's no way I'm getting in your car

until you're fucking honest with me.

There's no way I'm gI can't. Come on.r

Just please come with honestme.th me.

I pinky swore.

Pinky swore?

What? Are you gonna blindfold me too?

Would you stop being a pussy, please?

Just suck it up the one time for them.

Ha! I knew it! I knew it!

I hate that people think that I'm as dumb as a doorknob.

I know where we're going.

I know exactly where we're going.

To some venue that's big enough

and cheap enough used to our antics, huh?

Like the Polish Hall? The Legion?

Yeah? Bunch of old guys, old dogs sitting around

talking about the old days, chasing the Ace,

hucking darts.

Probably roped together some shitty cover band

full of washed-up has-beens.

And the bar will be fully stocked, right?

But the young guns will stick around until the beers run out

and then they'll fuck off.

But So they better callstick aro the meat raffle earlyn out

so I'm in bed by eight o'clock

But and everybody goesstick aro home fucking happy.yn out

Okay, you pretty much nailed it.

The fuck is Maurice doing here?

This guy hates you ever since you pissed in his gas tank

like 20 years ago.

This guy Let's grab aer since you drink and say hi. tank

. Meat raffle. Meat for Jimi.

Lots of sausage. He loves them.

. Forks and spoons. Let's go.

Napkins folded in a row.

Stay up right or I will blame it on the [gasps]...

Ooh!

I see a lot of seafoods and salads here.

Where's the red meat?

I don't have any garlic.

I don't want any trouble.

Okay, now this has worked

for most of the undead I've encountered.

I'm going to request a defensive roll.

foI remember it likead it was yesterday,

you were just trying to prove yourself.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's just go back to the Leaky Pipe for a few, eh, Rodd?

Come on. - Come on, man.

Your friends are here.

For me?

38 man-hours.

Enjoy, buddy.

Would you look at that.

. Feast your eyes on it, Jimi.

Yeah, this thing's a total Medhi mind. fuck.

I mean, check Feast this shit out!t, Jimi.

So fucking rad.

Well, it's just grade six shit for me, really.

. Fucking show off.

Filled up the chamber with some sweet cherry wood...

Come on, what are we waiting for?

Let's fire her up and put on some hogs!

Happy retirement, Jimi.

. You deserve it, Jimi!

Just gonna steal him for a minute.

All right, it's five o'clock.

We only have an hour left 'til voting closes.

We still need the 81 permittee votes,

but I just voted no,

that's all 119 union members.

Where are all the union reps and BAs?

It just Maurice here for the free lobster.

Where are all the - uniMotherfucker. - As?

- . - I guess they're fuckin' us over.

This is a disaster.

. It's catastrophic.

Where are all the permittees?

. Auds is there.

Let's see what happens.

. Better hurry the fuck up.

Leonard, I can't hear anything.

Did you set this up?

Dude, you just, like, left me over there.

Oh, I was really... Yeah, we, uh, I was catching up.

Hi, I'm... Daina. - Be careful!

Daryl.

Alright everyone, we are here for one reason

and one reason alone,

and that is Jimi!

a[everyone cheering],

He's the grumpiest man I have ever known.

Jimi, here's a little song that Leonard and I wrote for you.

. Shit. We're running outta time.

. Attaboy, Medhi.

You better be good.

I appreciate you coming down here.

All the others can suck it.

That's an interesting venue for such a bold move.

Stinks that no Allpermittees showed up.it.

I can't believe Imperial Valley's

gonna be non-union.

One...

Yo, yo, what's up?

Gerry!

. Thanks for coming.

Oh man, my pleasure, my pleasure.

. Took you long enough.

We've got some union bosses in the house.

Jimi, is this your handiwork?

Yeah, yeah, maybe, yeah.

Thank you all for coming down here on such short notice.

Yeah, well, no thanks to you.

You probably talked to them like a pussy.

Me on the other hand, don't take no for an answer.

And I don't give a fuck who you are, right, Gerry?

That's right, bro.

And I don't give a fuck Yo, and where are these, uh,

permittees we're supposed to be signin' up?

Yeah, about that. - Um...

It looks like we're screwed.

. Hey, hey, hey!

What's up, motherfuckers?

Hey, let's get these set up.y!

Fuck, yes! - Permittees in the house!

The permis, the permis!

Hey, hey, hey, no beer until you vote no.

We might actually do this!

Roach, man, I know you got the munches,

but don't forget We miwhy we're here. this!

Right, right.

. Come on, boys, let's sign them up.

Audrey's brother is so fucking proud right now.

Yeah. Aw. - You rule.

Audrey's brother is so This is the turnout we needed!

Should we lock the doors?

Uh, it might be a good idea.

Hey permittees,

get your ass to reps and sign those union cards.

And vote no for decertification.

Vote no!

. Anybody else?

More, more, more, more, more, more, more.

Come, come, please.

. You, over here. Right here.

. Nice. I got it. You gotta be ready.

. Take your card.

. Hey, anybody else? Keep coming, please.

. Move on, move on.

This is like '88 all over again.

Ain't that the fucking truth, eh?

Look at this.

Oh, go Auds!

LookAnd... is.

Great job. - That's it? I did it?

Welcome to the Imperial Valley Carpenters Union,

Local 9669, Miss Stool.

My daughter, my daughter!

I'm such a proud tradesman right now,

but even a prouder dad.

Aw, Dad. Oh my God, she's beautiful.

Almost don't wanna use it and fuck her up.

Nice hammer.

Almost [Medhi].nna use One minute, everyone.

Get your votes in now!

I'm still on the fence.

I feel like I'm being bullied into this.

. Fucking sign it, Cricket.

Oh, Tanner, just do it.

Come on, Tanner. Sign the fucking thing.t.

It's the right thing to do.

We'll be brothers together.

II don't wanna be brothers.

Step-brothers?

I get it.

You wanna do sex.

Time's up.

Chelsea, Todd,

we needed 81 permittee votes to win.

How did we do?

we needed 81 permittee We're counting.

89 permittee nos.

Decertification is defeated!

I have the power!

To whoop some asses!

It's hazing time, boys and girls!

Get over here, boys.

Let's find out how big his asshole is!

Okay, everyone.

I would like us to welcome our 89 new brothers and sisters.

And I can now officially say that thanks to all of you,

we're able to save Imperial Valley's locals.

Now, the other thing that happened tonight

was we made room for a new labourer at the refinery

because of this man.

Oh, jeez. - Awww.

We'll be sad to see you go, pal.

Ah, I'm not fucking dead. Jeez.

. Oh, come on. You sorta are.

I'm not fucking getting up.

I'm not making a fucking speech.

. Come on. Get up.

Jimi!

Holy fuck. Okay.

Calm the fuck down.

. We love you, Jimi.

Yeah, I love you, too.

What the fuck.

Thank you. Thank you...

Um, I know this was a double purpose kind of night, um,

and although I'm Thpacking it in, uh,...

I won't be there to reap the benefits of the efforts

you made here tonight.

The bottom of my heart,

thank you for taking care of these kids.

Mmmhmm.

They are our future.

So thank you.

Almost makes up with this fucker leaving us.

. Fuck you, Todd!

Still with that?

Hey, I hold a grudge better than anybody else,

and you know that fucko, okay?

Fucking right you do. - That's fucking true.

And I'm not, I'm not hugging you.

I'm not cradling your nuts.

I'm not. I'm not.

You know you want to I'm ncradle these nuts.uts.

Don't look at me like, no, I'm not going to.

But I know someone back there who might. Oh.

Oh.

Come on, we're just looking out for you.

Here, grab that.

Just grab it. Take it.

. Gimme that.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

. Jesus Christ.

This is for you, Jimi.

♪ When Jimi was a baby

♪ Smiling on his mama's knee ♪

♪ WhGoo goo gaga. baby

♪ She took a look into those eyes

♪ And pinched his big old cheeks

♪ They'd been trying for so long to get him to speak ♪

Say Mama.

♪ He opened up his mouth

♪ And just to all our luck

♪ His first and favourite words were,

♪ Come on, guys. Holy fuck! ♪

♪ Come on, guys. Holy fuck! Come on, guys. Holy fuck! ♪

♪ Jimi's first and favourite words were

♪ Come on, guys. Holy fuck! ♪

♪ Come on, guys. Holy fuck! Come on, guys. Holy fuck! ♪

♪ Jimi's first and favourite words were

♪ Come on, guys. Holy...

Come on, Leonard, give the people what they want.

♪ Co ♪ Ooooohhhhhhh! ♪...

We love you Jimi!

Jimi. Jimi, Jimi.

Payback's a bitch, Roach!

Fuck you, Jenn Conch!

Oh ho, ho, ho!

Okay. You hick motherfuckers.

You wouldn't recognize ambition if it slapped you in the face

Okay. Ywith a wet fish.ckers.

But you know what?

I'll show you guys what real success is.

Mmm-hmm.

I'll be back to turn your world around like a snow globe

in a heat wave, bitches!

Your flight's been cancelled.

What?

It's been cancelled.

Fuck, fuck, FUCK!!!

. For my sister,

a strong one to help you loosen up.

. Okay. What the hell, Dale?

You're making me sound like a fricking floozy.

Well, you've got Jane.

We both know you've had sex at least once.

Yeah. And that's one more time than you.

Wait. You're a virgin?

I bid you adieu.

. And I bid you a get the fuck going. Bye.

Oh, I thought he was never gonna leave.

That was informative.

Yes. And I, I will treat you next time.

That's right. You got the pizza.

Yes. And I, I will I thought you got the pizza.

That's right. I didn't get the pizza.

. Ah, there it is.

. What is that?

. That is a condom.

Mmm-hmm.

Only one?

It's very subtle, Dale.

I, I'm just joking. I'm not that kind of guy.

I like to take things slow actually.

I can be slow.

I like to take things slowYeah?ally.

Yeah.

Wow.

Just wow?

. Hey, Auds, you hungover?

I'm making eggs bene.

And I got to third base and I stole home.

I'm[man grunting]ene.

My lady. [gasps] Oh.

Fuck.

Sometimes you don't think, you just do.

Yeah.

♪ Everything is bleak

♪ It's the middle of the night

♪ You're all alone

♪ And the dummies might be right

♪ You feel like a jerk

♪ And the dummies ♪ My music at work ♪

♪ My music at work ♪

♪ Avoid trends and cliches

♪ Don't try to be up to date

♪ And when the sunlight ♪ hits the olive oil ♪hes

♪ Fuck you, Jenn Conch! ♪

♪ Don't hesitate

♪ The night's so ♪ Fuclong it hurtsonch! ♪

♪ My music at work ♪

♪ In a symbol too far

♪ Or the anatomy of a stain

♪ To determine where you are ♪

♪ My music at work, my music at work ♪

♪ My music at work, my music at work ♪