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Engineering a softball
team is no different
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than engineering a refinery.
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You put the right people
on the right tasks.t
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than engineeYes! a refinery.
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YoAll right, we're onple
oa three-year skid.t
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So whatever it takes to
kick CornPulse Energy's ass.
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I got just the plan!
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Where'd these new
unis come from?
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Medhi ordered them.
I got - Nice!e plan!
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WherNice work!new
u- It's badass.
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All right, team,
pay attention, pay attention.
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Tanner, you've got
the youngest limbs
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you're going to pitch.
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Young and spry.
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Insulators, you're
in the outfield,
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because you don't
have a dental plan.
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Taser will help,
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look at him,
he's huge as fuck.
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Huge.
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Painters, I'm sorry,
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you're going to be
riding the pine,
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because you're all cross-eyed.
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you're going to be
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Look, look, look, I don't
becawant to hear it, okay?yed.
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Homer, you've got the softest
hands, you'll be on first.
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10-4.
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I thought I had
the softest hands.
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You do.
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At third, because he's
a psychopath, Backwoods.
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And that's our team.
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At thirdNice!ause he's
a psychop- Yes!ackwoods.
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Yeah!
- Medhi!
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Ooh, Dewey!
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Yes, of course,
you are a batboy.
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Perfect.
- Strategically sound.
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That's a good position.
- What?!
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Perfect.
That is not a position.
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Ooh, no, it's your cover
story, it's a ruse.
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I need your rat-like senses
to spy on the other team.
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All right, let's
beat these cornfuck
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ethanol-producing hypocrites.
- Yeah.
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They're all still driving
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gas-guzzling trucks to work
every day, aren't they?
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Hypocrites!
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Here we have the
memorial trophy cabinet.
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It's a little sparse,
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but you know what,
memoriwe're proud.binet.
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Five years, no trophies?
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Someone explain to me how
that boosts worker morale.
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Oh, losing is super fun
with the right attitude.
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And the right bevvies.
- Yeah.
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And we're gonna be there,
withpumping 'em up, tude.
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playing the music, cheering.
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Return the uniforms,
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they can play in their
personal clothing.
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And stop spending
money behind my back.
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Actually, Medhi paid for these.
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Ooh!
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How much money did he make
Actuathe company this year?ese.
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Well, if, uh, if
Medhi approved it,
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I'm fine with it.
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So you going to this bush
league bullshit today?
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Yes, I'm gonna
cheer the gang on.
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They've asked me to
throw the first pitch.
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Yes, I'm gonna
chOh, la-di-da!on.
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They've asked me to
How come I'm not number one?
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Two is a very
auspicious number.
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It holds great respect.
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Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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That could be your
nickname, actually.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Number two?
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The Deuce.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Ah! The Deuce.
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Yeah, the Deuce.
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You got this.
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Make way for the Deuce!
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Okay.
- Mmm mmm.
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Oh, I see what you did there.
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Nice.
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Get ready for the
Deuce to drop!
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. Janet, get the door!
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Better help the
bullpen has a plunger.
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Here's a good spot. Yes.
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No, this is-
- If you don't mind maybe,
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starting a cheer for my
first plate appearance,.
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it would be much appreciated.
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starting a cheer for my
firYeah. We got this.e,.
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Thank you very much.
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starting a cheer for my
firYeah. WYay!t this.e,.
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Enjoy.
Thank - Okay.y much.
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starting a cheer for my
Let's go, boys! Let's go!
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Gonna be the fourth
year in a row.
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I need this win!
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Do you even know how
to use that thing?
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Yes, I watched a YouTube video.
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Oh my God.
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. Hot wieners! Hot buns!
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Taste my salty hot buns
and mystery meat.
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There you go.
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What the fuck?
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Look at those
CornPulse bastards!
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I want to know
their game plan,
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their batting order,
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and any potential
injuries they might have.
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But most importantly,
if you get captured,
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and any potential
inkeep your mouth shut!e.
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Wait, I can get captured?
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Hey, hey, hey, boys!
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Drinking? Don't you get it?
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This game is about more
than just winning.
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This is a statement.
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People in our community think
that we are the bad guys, huh,
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the evil,
coal-burning stepchild.
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People in our community think
thBut we are gonna show themh,
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by winning this softball
tournament what we are made of!
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Yeah!
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Hey, man, we're just
trying to have some fun.
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It's the frickin' weekend.
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Guys, we can have
fun and still win.
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We just need to pace ourselves
and not get too fucked up.
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. Roger that, Todder.
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We just need to pace ourselves
and not You rang?ucked up.
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LFG, let's go, boys!
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We just need to pace ourselves
and [in unison] Yeah!d up.
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Taser what are you doing, man?
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We just need to pace ourselves
and [iRelax, Medhi.h!d up.
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I like to enjoy my beverage
without the use of my ass.
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We are so fucked.
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Okay, can you do this?
- Yes.
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Good! Now get out there!
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Aaaahh!
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Don't get captured!
Stay behind their eye-line!
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Get down!
- Wooh!
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Don't get captured!
StHe's gonna fuck it up.ne!
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Get down!
Faster!
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DStop eating double
cheeseburgers every night,!
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we might actually
have a chance!
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DStop eating double
cheeseburFaster!ery night,!
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Oh, get their balls.
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Up! Down!
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Get away from me!
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What the fuck are
you doing, man?
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Get away from me.
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No, you suck it!
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What do we have here?
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. Get outta here!
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WhSecret game plans.?
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. Beat his ass!!
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What the fuck are
you doing back here?
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My peripheries get all
screwed up sometimes.
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Get the fuck outta here.
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I was chasing a $5 bill.
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If you see a $5 bill with Harry
Potter written on the back,
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I was just chasing it, so.
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Oh, fuck Roach!
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Don't drain your weasel in
the middle of the field,
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Oyou ditch pig!
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Don't drain your weasel in
Someone's gonna slip in that!
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There's a porta-john
over there, man!
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I gotta flow!
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Don't slip in Roach's piss,
everybody!
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Hey!
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. What are the odds?
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Hey there, neighbour!
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, pays like 20 an hour cash,
plus a free beer, right?
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WhaIt's charity work.re?
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I like to pay it forward.
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Shit, Auds, you got
some heat, girl!
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Oh! Sorry, brother!
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What the fuck is that?
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Sorry, welder's elbow!
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.
What Sure, it is.hat?
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Blankin' too much dicky!
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Are you, um, working?
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It's for the kids,
you got 40 bucks?
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It's just 'cause I had to-
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You know what,
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I'm just gonna go sit down
and, and watch the game.
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Okay, great. I'll join ya!
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I'm just gonna go sit down
and, and Great!the game.
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. Conch, Conch, Conch, Conch!
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. Oh God, look who just arrived.
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I kinda feel like she
wants to wear my skin.
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I know, but she's so loaded!
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I mean, I would
trade places with her in a-
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Heartbeat.
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Hey, so here are my stats.
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Oh. Okay.
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And a little slugger card.
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. Oh, Dale!
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Can you introduce
me as Dinger Dale?
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It says here you're on
the bench, sweetie.
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Oh, but I'm staying loose.
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Hot tube steaks on a bun!
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Tightly packed
lips and assholes!
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So delicious you'll
forget to chew.
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You've got to be shitting me.
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What are you doing here?
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Fulfilling the
Youconditions of my parole.e.
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. Down an eye, are ya?
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Fulfilling the
YoucondiYou sober now?role.e.
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. California sober.ya?
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Fulfilling the
YOkay. Take two chilli dogs...
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Bennett, I see your
YOkaywieners are intact.ogs...
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That's a good side
hustle for ya.
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Come here.
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There's been a lot of chatter
about decertification.
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I'm concerned about
the state of the union.
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That's American.
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This is a union town.
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Look, shit will go
sideways if that happens.
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Shit can't go sideways.
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Only if it hits a
very powerful fan.
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Good to know.
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We need to speak
to Conch's board.
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Is that something you can do?
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We need to speak
No, we're both gonna do it.
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I just called an
emergency board meeting.
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They're coming to
NImperial Valley tomorrow...
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I just called an
emeThat is fantastic.ng.
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They're coming to
NImperiaWhat the..?morrow...
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There's a fucking
bite out of this.
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They're coming to
NImperiaWow, great.morrow...
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You didn't put any chilli on.
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No tip?
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Welcome back.
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- .
- Put the tip in your mouth, huh?
How about that?
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Put my tip in your mouth.
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There you go.
- Ooh, thank you.
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Doing all right?
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Hey, Billy, don't you have some
bases to clean or something?
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Okay, well, duty calls.
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Great to see you. Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh. Oh. Yeah.
- Really, really good to see ya.
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Okay, see ya, Billy.
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Oh.[Billy].h.
- Really, rea Yeah.od to see ya.
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OkaHe's harmless.ly.
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Yeah, and I'm sober.
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Ok[Daina laughing]y.
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Did you guys go to school
together or something or?
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Yeah, no, we just
have a history.
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It's nothing crazy.
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Yeah, no, we just
Okay, let's play some ball.
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Come on, what's the holdup?
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I got shit to do.
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This is so exciting.
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I've never thrown a first
pitch before.
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You got this, you got this.
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. Hey, you softball people,
it's Barb.
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. And Bev, also known as-
254
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. Hey, Bum and Bummer!eople,
Bum and Bummer!
255
00:08:21,879 --> 00:08:23,119
What the fuck is
Bum and Bummer?
256
00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,159
. Bum and Bummer!
257
00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,198
What the fuck is
Bum and Bummer, that's right.
258
00:08:26,199 --> 00:08:27,479
So, it's time for
the first pitch,
259
00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,159
which is gonna be
Bum athrown by none otherght.
260
00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:34,038
than Conch Industries' Chelsea,
the wild thang, Nakamura!
261
00:08:34,039 --> 00:08:37,359
w
Bum athr[horn blaring]herght.
262
00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,319
Um...
263
00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:39,799
w
Bum athrLet's do this.herght.
264
00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,359
Hey, what's going on out there?
265
00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:43,159
Jenn throwing the first pitch.
266
00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,999
Hey, what's gBut... n out there?
267
00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,038
Okay, looks like there's
a slight change of plans
268
00:08:49,039 --> 00:08:52,919
and the first pitch is going
to be thrown by our other boss,
269
00:08:53,039 --> 00:08:54,359
the Deuce, Jenn Conch.
270
00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,079
Oh, she's a douche, all right.
271
00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:57,319
thWhat a bitch move.h.
272
00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:58,719
I know, I don't
know what the fuck.
273
00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,918
All right, put a little
mustard on it for ya...
274
00:09:00,919 --> 00:09:02,480
I kn[Steph].n't
know wh Okay! fuck.
275
00:09:03,519 --> 00:09:04,639
So good!
276
00:09:04,759 --> 00:09:06,878
Use your good arm!
277
00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:10,080
Let's give it up for Jenn,
the douche, Conch, everyone.
278
00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,799
Fuck it, let's chug it.
279
00:09:14,279 --> 00:09:15,439
. Okay, okay, guys.
280
00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:17,639
Grab your nuts and
your other snacks.
281
00:09:17,759 --> 00:09:19,399
The game's gonna start soon.
282
00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:27,518
How much longer do I
have to fucking be here?
283
00:09:27,519 --> 00:09:28,840
. Well, it's a beautiful day.
284
00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:31,758
Oh, hey, miss, can I
haget like your photo?e?
285
00:09:31,759 --> 00:09:33,558
It'll be my new background.
286
00:09:33,559 --> 00:09:34,758
Oh, I want in on this.
287
00:09:34,759 --> 00:09:36,840
Oh, uh, I'll get it,
It'lI'll take it. Yeah.und.
288
00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,840
Was your oxygen levels possibly
cut off during childbirth?
289
00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,079
No, I came out feet first.
290
00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,398
It's kind of like a water slide,
but a vagina.
291
00:09:44,399 --> 00:09:45,558
.
No, I Okay, cheese!first.
292
00:09:45,559 --> 00:09:46,679
It's kind of like a water slide,
but Foreskin cheese!les]
293
00:09:46,799 --> 00:09:48,599
Just cheese!
No, I- Thick cheese!first.
294
00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,398
Cheese, everybody,
regular cheese!
295
00:09:50,399 --> 00:09:51,840
Okay, guys.
- Come on, let me see it.
296
00:09:52,799 --> 00:09:54,798
Hey, Jennifer, Jenny, or
whatever it is you go by,
297
00:09:54,799 --> 00:09:57,439
can I talk to you about an
idea that my sister had?
298
00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,679
Unionizing the permittees
299
00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:02,200
and bringing everyone
together like a big unit.
300
00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:06,720
Uh, by big unit, I meant,
like team, not a big dick.
301
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:07,798
That was kind of weird.
302
00:10:07,799 --> 00:10:08,879
What do you think?
303
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,679
You're good with that,
right, permit?
304
00:10:10,799 --> 00:10:11,879
Yeah, what?
305
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,239
Wait, you're a permittee?
306
00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,918
Use this on your face.
307
00:10:14,919 --> 00:10:16,278
Come on, come with me.
WaOh, come on, let's go.?
308
00:10:16,279 --> 00:10:17,720
UseI'm coming, too!ce.
309
00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,600
We're having a fucking
WaOh, convo here, no? go.?
310
00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,240
Put that on my tab.
311
00:10:24,519 --> 00:10:25,399
Boys, let's beat his ass!
312
00:10:25,519 --> 00:10:27,000
Beat him!
313
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,158
Leave him alone,
you fucking dweeb!
314
00:10:29,159 --> 00:10:30,879
Get the fuck away.
315
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,038
Hey, hey, hey!
316
00:10:32,039 --> 00:10:33,199
Easy now.
317
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,119
What the fuck is going
on here, you fucking...
318
00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,759
You guys high?
Settle down here.
319
00:10:36,879 --> 00:10:38,039
Hey, hey!
320
00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:39,399
What do you want to fucking
throw stuff at me, man?
321
00:10:39,519 --> 00:10:41,240
Fucking easy, easy.
Save it for the fucking game.
322
00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,119
Save it for... Out of the
fucking way, let's go.
323
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,278
Fucking see you out there,
you fucking dweebs.
324
00:10:44,279 --> 00:10:45,278
Save it for... Out of the
fucThis is assault.go.
325
00:10:45,279 --> 00:10:46,439
Fucking see you out there,
yYou okay, Conchie?
326
00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:47,720
SThere's a reason a conch
shell looks like a pussy.
327
00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:48,759
What is it?
328
00:10:48,879 --> 00:10:49,759
Get fucked and get
ready to lose.
329
00:10:49,879 --> 00:10:51,479
Suck it, Donny.
- Yo, fuck you.
330
00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:52,999
You don't even know how
to do any work.
331
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,038
Suck it, Donny.
Get the fuck out of here.
332
00:10:54,039 --> 00:10:54,999
Fuck off!
- Fucking asshole.
333
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,319
Fuck is going on out here?
334
00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:59,240
You know we're fucked up
when I'm the voice of reason.
335
00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:01,240
Women, children, family,
fucking dogs, everything.
336
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,359
Grandmas even-
337
00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:03,518
And ex-boyfriends.
338
00:11:03,519 --> 00:11:05,759
Oh, fuck, I didn't
know about that.
339
00:11:05,879 --> 00:11:06,919
I thought you weren't
even going to have any.
340
00:11:07,039 --> 00:11:08,119
Only a couple, at least.
341
00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,878
That's before everything
went to shit.
342
00:11:09,879 --> 00:11:12,359
Billy and his fancy
Onlfucking sex moves.st.
343
00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,798
Sex moves? What's he got?
344
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,479
She totally wants
to have a vote.
345
00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,600
A decertification vote?
346
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:19,600
She totally wants
That's a good thing, right?
347
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:20,600
Bad.
348
00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,320
How many fingers
am I holding up?
349
00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:24,279
What is that, two?
350
00:11:24,399 --> 00:11:26,038
It's kind of hard to tell.
351
00:11:26,039 --> 00:11:26,960
You're okay, Conchie.
352
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,038
It'It's go time, Taser.ll.
353
00:11:28,039 --> 00:11:29,320
. Okay, just one more beer.
354
00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,479
Let's go, boys and girls.
Let's go, boys and girls.
355
00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,079
Let's whoop these
hummus-eating dorks.
356
00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,558
Let's go, boys and girls.
Let[everyone cheering]ls.
357
00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:38,038
Union or non-union, let's beat
these scabby piss missiles.
358
00:11:38,039 --> 00:11:40,679
Let'Thank you for thatls.
well-thought-out speech, Todd.
359
00:11:41,759 --> 00:11:44,199
Let's face cleaver
these motherfuckers!
360
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:47,518
Extreme, Stools, but I
enjoy the enthusiasm.
361
00:11:48,519 --> 00:11:49,678
Extreme[Homer]., but I
enj We've got this!m.
362
00:11:49,679 --> 00:11:51,518
I'll have your bats ready
when you guys get back.
363
00:11:51,519 --> 00:11:52,719
This is ridiculous, Medhi.
364
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:53,678
I'llYou know I shouldeady
when be out there.back.
365
00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:55,279
You're my favourite bat boy.
366
00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,839
I'llYou know I shouldeady
But I could be so much more.
367
00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:01,719
♪ I remember
when growing up ♪
368
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:05,678
I'llYou know I shouldeady
But[overlapping yelling]ore.
369
00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:09,000
♪ Sunny summer days we
would hear the call
370
00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:12,678
I' ♪ Come on, everybody, y
B let's play some baseball ♪
371
00:12:12,679 --> 00:12:14,558
Get her right down the pipe,
Captain Cornhole.
372
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:15,639
I' ♪ Come on, everybody, y
B let's plEat it! baseball ♪
373
00:12:15,759 --> 00:12:17,720
Get her right down the pipe,
C
374
00:12:20,879 --> 00:12:22,398
♪ A fine fast jack
375
00:12:22,399 --> 00:12:25,439
♪ Watch me threw the first
pitch there's no turnin' back ♪
376
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,638
. ♪ A f Yeah!st jack
377
00:12:26,639 --> 00:12:28,959
♪ ♪ Of the sun to it'srst
pitc setting getting small ♪k ♪
378
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,000
. ♪Oh! Fuck off!jack
379
00:12:32,039 --> 00:12:33,398
There we go.
380
00:12:37,639 --> 00:12:39,639
.
Th Oh fuck!.
381
00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,200
We're gonna need
a new catcher.
382
00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,599
My bro's sideways.
383
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,518
You guys need to tell
your bro to chill out
384
00:12:53,519 --> 00:12:54,519
on the liver poison.
385
00:12:54,639 --> 00:12:56,599
Okay, Taser, line it up.
386
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,439
If you're too fucked up,
you're not playing.
387
00:12:58,440 --> 00:12:59,599
We all got to work tomorrow.
388
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,879
If you're too fucked up,
yo[Taser grunting].
389
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,039
.
W Looks like he needs a sub.
390
00:13:03,159 --> 00:13:04,918
It's just
an inner ear thing.
391
00:13:04,919 --> 00:13:06,039
Yeah, nice try. You're done.
392
00:13:06,159 --> 00:13:07,519
[slu Take a seat.ust
an i- Ah, fuck.ing.
393
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,479
. Roach, you're going in.
394
00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:11,599
Don't let me down.
395
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,638
Sick!
396
00:13:12,639 --> 00:13:13,758
.
Don Oh, come on!n.
397
00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:15,319
The outfield pisser?
398
00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,999
.
Put me in, coach...
399
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,039
I'm saving the best for
last, Punky Dewster.
400
00:13:20,159 --> 00:13:21,759
Yo, slop tart.
401
00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,199
What happened to
pacing ourselves?
402
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,599
Stress, man. This union shit.
403
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,080
I think I fucked up with Jenn.
404
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,720
She was a cranky
Stresbitch bastard to me.hit.
405
00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:35,240
She's a fucking cranky
bitch bastard to everyone.
406
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,119
Don't worry about
union shit right now.
407
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,240
We've got a game to win.
408
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:42,759
DAnd I found outt
uBilly boinked Daina.
409
00:13:42,879 --> 00:13:43,839
Really? Seriously?
410
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,199
Him of all people.
411
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,440
Can't say I'm totally shocked.
412
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,518
I mean, he's pretty up
front about his kill count.
413
00:13:48,519 --> 00:13:50,839
Probably that thing that
he does with his pinkies.
414
00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:54,759
Oh, it's a good
one, eh?
415
00:13:54,879 --> 00:13:56,480
Probably that thing that
he doAnd Daina? Yeah.ies.
416
00:13:57,799 --> 00:13:59,119
She's a special one.
417
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,479
. What the fuck, man?
That's gonna bruise.
418
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,479
Not as special as
Syou, though, Auds...
419
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:03,479
. What the fuck, man?
ThDon't do that.ise.
420
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:04,999
Not as special as
Come on, come on, come on.
421
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,600
. What the fuck, man?
Okay, now I need a drink.
422
00:14:07,399 --> 00:14:09,719
Not as special as
I need tequila. His pinkies?
423
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,279
Play ball!
424
00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:13,678
. And we are here today,
425
00:14:13,679 --> 00:14:16,359
raising money to help
save the whales.
426
00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,759
. Our blowhole besties have
been waiting all year,
427
00:14:18,879 --> 00:14:20,359
raising money to help
for our support...
428
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,440
Aw, you don't have
to do that, Janet.
429
00:14:22,559 --> 00:14:25,359
She chose to wear $5,000
shoes to a ballgame.
430
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,158
Six thousand!
431
00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:29,398
SI was hoping we could00
talk about the permittees
432
00:14:29,399 --> 00:14:30,839
that would like to
join the unions.
433
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,918
Well, your onion breath GF
434
00:14:32,919 --> 00:14:35,639
just tried to with his
stink-rat burnout permit.
435
00:14:35,759 --> 00:14:38,799
Listen, unionization would bring
the whole refinery together.
436
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,960
Less accidents,
increased morale-
437
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,558
Increased costs.
438
00:14:42,559 --> 00:14:44,239
It just seems easier to me
439
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,918
to get rid of their
precious unions.
440
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,960
Okay, so everyone
just loses their job?
441
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,278
. Uh, Chelsea, you
don't fucking get it.
442
00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:51,480
. Record this, this
is gonna be good.
443
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,959
You don't need to stay here.
444
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,799
I can send you back to Regina.
445
00:14:54,919 --> 00:14:57,278
Surely you don't want to hang
out in this redneck loser-ville?
446
00:14:57,279 --> 00:15:00,439
Uh, you know, I think what Jenn
is trying to impart here is-
447
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:01,638
Shut your pie hole,
Janet, thank you!
448
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:02,719
Sense of belonging.
449
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:03,878
You know what?
450
00:15:03,879 --> 00:15:05,918
We're not on company property,
Sso I can say this.
451
00:15:05,919 --> 00:15:06,959
I don't like you.
452
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,918
I don't like working for you!
453
00:15:08,919 --> 00:15:09,999
No one here does.
454
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,360
I mean, you're out
of your goddamn mind.
455
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,320
And I'm not fucking moving.
456
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,879
Fuck all of you imbeciles.
457
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,199
Fuck you.
458
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,840
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,
fuck you, fuck you.
459
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:26,479
I am shutting your inbred
honky tonk unions down.
460
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:29,479
I'm decertifying them all.
- What?
461
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,320
. Conch will be non-union.
462
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,000
I can do whatever I want.
463
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,240
I'm the Deuce.
464
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,319
And you wonder why your
daddy loved me more.
465
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:37,319
You're so funny.
466
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,439
Are you a comedian?
467
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:39,638
You're hilarious.
468
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,039
Are y[laughing]ian?
469
00:15:41,159 --> 00:15:42,039
. Look who's talking.
470
00:15:42,159 --> 00:15:43,158
Hey, plumper dumpers,
471
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,239
I need you to get
some new hire forms
472
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,879
for the fresh batch
of permits, okay?
473
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,879
Um, we're actually
snot on the clock, s
474
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,519
you knockoff-wearing bitch.
475
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,080
The guy said that
nobody could tell.
476
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,158
Yeah, you can tell.
477
00:15:55,159 --> 00:15:56,359
And you know what?
478
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,278
This is volunteer,
so you're not the boss here,
479
00:15:58,279 --> 00:15:59,919
you botched-ass implant.
480
00:16:00,039 --> 00:16:04,638
Please enjoy this very special
somessage from Jenn Conch.e,
481
00:16:04,639 --> 00:16:08,839
. I am shutting your inbred
honky tonk unions down.
482
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,798
I fucking knew it.
- You're fucking right.
483
00:16:10,799 --> 00:16:12,398
Told ya!
484
00:16:12,399 --> 00:16:14,559
. I'm decertifying them all!
Conch will be non-union.
485
00:16:14,679 --> 00:16:15,798
I can do whatever I want.
486
00:16:15,799 --> 00:16:16,798
I'm the Deuce.
487
00:16:16,799 --> 00:16:17,798
I can[crowd booing] want.
488
00:16:17,799 --> 00:16:19,158
I was just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
489
00:16:19,159 --> 00:16:20,518
I c ♪ I'm the Deuce ♪ant.
490
00:16:20,519 --> 00:16:21,798
♪ I'm the Deuce ♪
- You are a douche!
491
00:16:21,799 --> 00:16:23,119
♪ I'm the Deuce ♪
492
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,959
♪ I'm the Deuce ♪
Jenn, go home!!
493
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:27,720
♪ I'm the Deuce ♪
♪- Jenn, go home!
494
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,240
♪ I'm the Deuce ♪
[chantJenn, go home!home!!
495
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,798
Jenn stays here.
496
00:16:30,799 --> 00:16:33,678
Jenn, go home!
497
00:16:33,679 --> 00:16:35,600
Jenn stays here.
498
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,479
Oh, okay, all right.
Okay, that's it.
499
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,518
That was uncalled for! Okay!
500
00:16:40,519 --> 00:16:42,158
Wow, that's not the first
time that's happened,
501
00:16:42,159 --> 00:16:43,440
I don't think.
502
00:16:43,559 --> 00:16:46,399
Sorry, everyone, but good
riddance to that Conch sucker.
503
00:16:46,519 --> 00:16:47,638
Let's play ball!
504
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,398
Let'sFuck! ball!
505
00:16:53,399 --> 00:16:55,120
Come on, Stephi!
Come on, Stephi!
506
00:16:56,279 --> 00:16:58,440
Stephi, you can't just
stand there and look hot,
507
00:16:58,559 --> 00:16:59,480
you gotta make
the fuckin' play!
508
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,440
Safe!
509
00:17:03,679 --> 00:17:04,838
. Come on, buddy!
510
00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:05,920
. Come on, Conchie!
511
00:17:06,039 --> 00:17:10,199
.
512
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,119
Yeah!
513
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,399
Oh!
514
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,439
Nice hit, Auds!
515
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,399
Nice ass!
516
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,399
Go, go, go, go!
517
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,439
Strike! Strike! Here we go!
518
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,838
Come on.
- Oopsie daisies!
519
00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:27,199
Come on.
Listen, you filthy liquor pig!
520
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,838
I got good money riding
on this game, okay?
521
00:17:29,839 --> 00:17:31,640
One more out and
Listenthe inning's over!r pig!
522
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:32,879
I got good money riding
Come on, you can do this!
523
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,838
. Get up. Get up. Get up.
524
00:17:34,839 --> 00:17:36,519
I got go[Dewey]. riding He can't even stand up, Medhi.
525
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,440
- . Get up.
- I mean-. Get up.
526
00:17:37,559 --> 00:17:38,519
. Okay, time.
527
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,719
Time.
528
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,078
Throw it to your pal.
529
00:17:41,079 --> 00:17:42,358
That's a boy.
530
00:17:42,359 --> 00:17:43,160
. He can't even throw
the ball back!
531
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:44,959
.
Tha Game on!.
532
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,519
. He's got a lot left in the
tank and he drank all of it.
533
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,319
. Yeah, it's hot!
534
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,680
. Oh, nice one, train wreck!
535
00:17:55,799 --> 00:17:57,159
Yeah!
536
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,200
Hey, nice catch, Buzzy!
537
00:17:59,319 --> 00:18:01,640
. Yeah! You got it!
538
00:18:03,799 --> 00:18:05,798
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck-
539
00:18:08,799 --> 00:18:10,200
Nice.
540
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:11,999
. Okay, this is it,
541
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000
the final period.
542
00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:14,399
The bottom of the sixth.
543
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,039
CornPulse is up on team Conch.
544
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,278
The 3 scores to 2.ixth.
545
00:18:18,279 --> 00:18:19,598
One out.
546
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,399
Reginald Backwoods
Davies the III is on second.
547
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,880
Looking good to
tie up the match.
548
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,798
. It looks like Conch needs
Da a player at home platend.
549
00:18:28,799 --> 00:18:30,359
and they don't
seem to have one?
550
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,240
. IYou guys got a fuckin'ds
Da a player or what?platend.
551
00:18:33,359 --> 00:18:34,880
. Conch needs to get
someone to the platter
552
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,479
or this period's over, guys.
553
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,519
Oh my Lord, thundering fuck!
554
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,279
Billy! Time out!
555
00:18:41,559 --> 00:18:43,118
Must be that
Bennett dog I had.
556
00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:45,559
I don't know, I think I'm
gonna hurl or maybe shiss.
557
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:46,959
That's half shit
and half piss.
558
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,599
He's totally fucked.
559
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:49,959
How's he doing?t
- Shit faced.
560
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,358
Hundred percent.
561
00:18:51,359 --> 00:18:52,400
How's he doing?t
Dewey, you're going in.
562
00:18:52,519 --> 00:18:53,959
You're my great white hope.
563
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:54,919
No, Medhi.
564
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,240
No pinch hitters
You'rein beer league. hope.
565
00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:57,318
Oh, shit...
566
00:18:57,319 --> 00:18:58,680
Medhi.
567
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,920
You know you have the
technology to sober him up.
568
00:19:02,039 --> 00:19:04,439
Leonard, you brilliant bastard.
569
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,920
Okay, team, form a
circle around us.
570
00:19:07,039 --> 00:19:08,079
Get in here, you guys. Come on.
571
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,278
Nice and tight, nice and tight.
572
00:19:09,279 --> 00:19:10,959
Do you trust me, Todd Stool?
573
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,679
Not
Nice aneven a little bit.tight.
574
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,400
But I'll do whatever
- Do youit takes to win.
- Stool?
575
00:19:15,519 --> 00:19:17,079
Let's get set.
- Good answer.
576
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,279
We're friends, right?
577
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
578
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:21,279
Whoa!
579
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,240
. What the fuck?
580
00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:23,240
Not for me.
581
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,599
Leonard.
582
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,079
Can I hold the IV bag?
- Why do you want to hold it?
583
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,119
For safety.
584
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,599
. Yeah, sure, you're the expert.
585
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:30,759
All right, Todd.
586
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:35,999
Just, uh, relax, take a
deep breath and exhale.
587
00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:38,960
Just, uh[Medhi]. take a
deep b There we go.ale.
588
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,960
Um, can you just pass this
note to your brother for me?
589
00:19:45,799 --> 00:19:47,038
It's kind of fucking hot.
590
00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:48,879
. Stop squeezing
the bag, Steph.
591
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:49,759
.
I It's all gravity, baby.
592
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,239
. Stop squeezing
1, 2, 3, and...
593
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,440
Oh, we're done.
594
00:19:54,559 --> 00:19:55,679
Oh.
595
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:56,960
That much?
596
00:19:57,079 --> 00:20:00,440
Oh, this is one of the freakiest
buzz-ons I've ever had.
597
00:20:00,559 --> 00:20:01,558
I like it.
598
00:20:01,559 --> 00:20:02,558
Are you good to go?
599
00:20:02,559 --> 00:20:03,440
Good to go, coach.
600
00:20:03,559 --> 00:20:05,358
He's good to go!
601
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,558
Hey, this, uh, came for you.
602
00:20:09,559 --> 00:20:11,240
What is that?
603
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,200
Not from me.
- Oh.
604
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,440
Daina. Ooh.
605
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,038
Todd, you got this,
you crazy fucker.
606
00:20:22,039 --> 00:20:23,480
. Yeah, get out there, Todder!
607
00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:25,598
Todd, you got this,
Stay clenched! Stay clenched!
608
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,038
You are not drunk.
609
00:20:27,039 --> 00:20:28,358
. You'll be all right, Todd.
610
00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:30,038
You have lots of energy.
611
00:20:30,039 --> 00:20:31,598
You got this, Todder.
612
00:20:31,599 --> 00:20:34,038
You are the golden arm.
613
00:20:34,039 --> 00:20:35,640
He's pretty fucking great, hey?
614
00:20:43,079 --> 00:20:44,078
You areStrike!lden arm.
615
00:20:44,079 --> 00:20:45,879
. Come on, that's up here, man.
616
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,078
.
Toddster, get ready to swing!.
617
00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:50,719
.
T I gotta call it as I see it.
618
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,359
Come on, Todd, focus.
619
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,079
...
T I gott You can do it!see it.
620
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,319
. Come on, Todd.
621
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,359
. Strike two!
622
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:00,359
Yeah!
623
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:03,679
That's not good.
624
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,639
Ooh. Oh.
625
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,240
Here we go!
626
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,359
Come on, Todd!
627
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,200
. Come on, Toddler!
628
00:21:10,319 --> 00:21:11,880
. Come on, Todd!
629
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:13,719
You all right, fella?
630
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,359
. Power off the back foot, Todd!
631
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,039
YouLet's play ball.a?
632
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,640
You got get 'em, Toddonator!
633
00:21:43,799 --> 00:21:45,279
ntinues]
634
00:21:45,759 --> 00:21:47,240
♪
No way!
635
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:53,679
No!
636
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,880
Yeah!
637
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:08,720
Yeah!
638
00:22:08,839 --> 00:22:11,118
Yeah!
639
00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:14,639
Well, you gotta run the bases
or the run don't count, man!
640
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,559
Oh my fucking Lord.
641
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,999
Well, you gotta run the bases
or the [bright music]t, man!
642
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,279
Oh God.
643
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,838
Well, you[Backwoods].he bases
or the [b The fuck.c]t, man!
644
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,518
Well, you[B[Medhi].].he bases
or th You didn't clench!man!
645
00:22:27,519 --> 00:22:29,838
I told you to clench!
646
00:22:29,839 --> 00:22:32,239
. Shit has hit the
fan here, babes.
647
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,119
. Ugh, I hope he's fixed
his washing machine.
648
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,358
Shit could hit a lot of
fans if they're not careful.
649
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:39,279
Go, Todd, go!
650
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,038
Shit cou[Barb].a lot of Uh, go, shit-stained Stool!
651
00:22:41,039 --> 00:22:42,599
. Keep going! Keep going!
652
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,679
Shit cou[Barb].a lot of Uh, g
Stool!
653
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,240
Yay, Todd!
654
00:22:50,079 --> 00:22:51,759
You did it!
655
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,759
. Whatever. Shit happens.
656
00:22:55,799 --> 00:22:57,279
Oh God, he smells.
657
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:58,480
Is it on me?
658
00:22:58,599 --> 00:22:59,480
. I don't know.
659
00:22:59,599 --> 00:23:00,838
. Yeah, look at that.
660
00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:02,160
That is a side effect.
661
00:23:02,279 --> 00:23:03,640
.
What a shitty way to lose.
662
00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:05,199
See ya next year.
- Yeah, man.
663
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,160
Pack your diapers.
664
00:23:06,279 --> 00:23:07,719
SeHey, don't ber.
such a sore loser,
665
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,798
Captain Ethanhole.
666
00:23:08,799 --> 00:23:09,758
. Fuck off.
667
00:23:09,759 --> 00:23:10,758
Todd!
- Coach!
668
00:23:10,759 --> 00:23:11,799
Oh, wow.
669
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,919
You know, uh, I accept
no responsibility
670
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,278
for adverse reactions.
671
00:23:15,279 --> 00:23:17,038
I really think it was the
beer and the chilli dogs.
672
00:23:17,039 --> 00:23:18,199
Okay.
673
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,439
I rWe're all gonna signhe
waivers after we celebrate!
674
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,480
You know, I drank a fair bit.
675
00:23:25,599 --> 00:23:27,000
Like, a lot.
676
00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:28,518
And I don't normally
shit myself.
677
00:23:28,519 --> 00:23:29,558
Just saying.
678
00:23:29,559 --> 00:23:31,039
And I don't normally
Okay.
679
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:37,239
Uh, wow, you really lived
up to your name, Stool.
680
00:23:38,319 --> 00:23:41,039
ULoved that you just said
ufuck it and owned it...
681
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,719
Yeah!
682
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,078
First round's on me,
look at that!
683
00:23:45,079 --> 00:23:47,680
Yeah, you know, I am, I am
good, but thank you, Billy.
684
00:23:47,799 --> 00:23:48,838
First round's on me,
All right, suit yourself.
685
00:23:48,839 --> 00:23:50,798
Good game.
686
00:23:50,799 --> 00:23:52,359
Ugh.
687
00:23:54,079 --> 00:23:55,838
Um, when I said that
we had a history,
688
00:23:55,839 --> 00:23:58,439
like we went on
one blind date.
689
00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,439
Oh, really?
690
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,439
Yeah, he said that
he forgot his wallet
691
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,200
and stuck me with the bill.
692
00:24:03,319 --> 00:24:07,000
I had one glass of wine and he
had ten double rum and cokes.
693
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:08,278
No, not Billy.
694
00:24:08,279 --> 00:24:10,000
I mean, he's a stand-up guy.
695
00:24:11,279 --> 00:24:12,439
Looking sharp.
696
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,758
Very good. Look at that.
697
00:24:13,759 --> 00:24:15,118
. Okay.
698
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:16,598
Very goodYeah.k at that.
699
00:24:16,599 --> 00:24:17,919
. I got you note.
700
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,639
Third base if I try my best.
701
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,200
. I guess that worked.
702
00:24:21,319 --> 00:24:22,759
When should I cash in?
703
00:24:23,519 --> 00:24:25,118
I'm thinking the
sooner the better.
704
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:26,598
Oh, me too.
705
00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:28,278
I'm thinking the
Maybe just shower first?
706
00:24:28,279 --> 00:24:29,358
Yeah.
- Yeah.
707
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:30,838
I'm tYeah.ng the
M- Poop smells strong.t?
708
00:24:30,839 --> 00:24:31,879
My fucking hero!
709
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,400
Oh wow. Here we go.
710
00:24:33,519 --> 00:24:35,639
I love you, man.
711
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,920
But ya stink.
712
00:24:37,039 --> 00:24:39,039
Okay, team photo!.
713
00:24:40,839 --> 00:24:42,679
Remember, board meeting
tomorrow, all right?
714
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:43,599
Whenever they arrive.
715
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,759
Yes, got it.
- Lay off the party.
716
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,159
Do I look like I
can keep going?
717
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:50,159
Meeting tomorrow important.
- Mmhmm.
718
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,240
Chelsea! Drink from this!
719
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:55,759
Whoops!
720
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,079
Hey! Everybody say,
shit your pants!
721
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,199
Shit your pants!
722
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,799
. Holy fuck, that
shower felt good.
723
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,679
You have no idea,
it was amazing.
724
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,640
They booed Jenn Conch right
out of the fucking ballpark.
725
00:25:14,759 --> 00:25:15,599
You have no idea,
726
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,279
But, dude...
727
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,599
if she decertifies the plant,
728
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,838
it's gonna screw
everyone in this town.
729
00:25:20,839 --> 00:25:22,199
. Like father, like daughter.
730
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,719
it's gonna screw
ev[Snax chittering]wn.
731
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,159
Could be the dope, Snaxi,
732
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,399
but that actually
makes total sense.
733
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,518
Coul[Snax chittering]axi,
734
00:25:28,519 --> 00:25:29,518
It's perfect.
735
00:25:29,519 --> 00:25:30,480
Coul[Snax chittering]axi,
736
00:25:30,599 --> 00:25:32,799
Well, Todd got a love note.
737
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,160
I guess I'm going
to third base,
738
00:25:34,279 --> 00:25:35,399
whatever that means.
739
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,079
Holy shit! Snaxi!
740
00:25:42,079 --> 00:25:43,199
I don't think that's
what it means,
741
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,480
you horny, furry little slut.
742
00:25:44,599 --> 00:25:46,160
I That would be at's
least a home run.
743
00:25:46,279 --> 00:25:48,039
Probably a grand
slam or what?
744
00:25:49,039 --> 00:25:50,680
Hi, Darren.
745
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,558
Did you know that
there is a lack
746
00:25:53,559 --> 00:25:55,358
of five-star accommodation
in this town?
747
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:57,000
I spent the night
in a dumpster motel.
748
00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:58,959
of five-star accommodation
inOh, rats.n?
749
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,640
Yes, there were rats.
750
00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:04,078
Can you inform the pilot that
I'd love a smooth flight?
751
00:26:04,079 --> 00:26:05,518
My nerves are very rattled
752
00:26:05,519 --> 00:26:07,358
and I can't handle
any turbulence.
753
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,719
I can pass along that message.
754
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,798
I'm not sure how much control
they have over the weather.
755
00:26:12,799 --> 00:26:15,239
Well, I once convinced the sun
756
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,359
to set later for one of
my pool parties, Janet.
757
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,519
All right?
Well,- Of course. Right.he sun
758
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,399
Darren, go big.
Get me home, baby.
759
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,839
Oh, would you look at that.
760
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,599
Darren, go big.
Your flight's been delayed.
761
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,319
Darren.
- Mmhmm?
762
00:26:29,079 --> 00:26:30,758
Get me out of this
fucking shithole, okay?
763
00:26:30,759 --> 00:26:32,200
Or I'm gonna go ballistic
on social media.
764
00:26:32,319 --> 00:26:33,640
Get me out of this
fuI know Tim Robbins.y?
765
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:35,039
Tony.
- Tony Robbins.
766
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,479
I know Tony Robbins.
767
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,680
We're short-staffed with the
new mandated break rules.
768
00:26:39,519 --> 00:26:42,240
Unions. Am I right?
769
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:43,160
Fuck!
770
00:26:43,279 --> 00:26:44,999
♪ Rise up, rise up ♪
771
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,319
♪ Oh rise and show your power
772
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,200
♪ Rise up rise up ♪
773
00:26:49,319 --> 00:26:51,278
♪ We're dancing into the sun
774
00:26:51,279 --> 00:26:52,720
♪ Rise up rise up ♪
775
00:26:52,839 --> 00:26:55,278
♪ It's time for celebrationn
776
00:26:55,279 --> 00:26:56,679
♪ Rise up rise up ♪
777
00:26:56,680 --> 00:27:00,720
♪ Spirits time has come ♪nn
778
00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:07,598
♪ We want lovin' we
want laughter again
779
00:27:07,599 --> 00:27:09,798
♪ We want heartbeat
780
00:27:09,799 --> 00:27:13,798
♪ We want madness to end,
w we want dancin'in
781
00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,400
♪ We want to run
in the streets
782
00:27:15,519 --> 00:27:20,519
♪ We want freedom to
live in this peace
783
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,798
♪ We want power,
want to make it okay
784
00:27:26,799 --> 00:27:32,079
♪ Want to be singin'
at the end of the day
785
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,000
♪ Children to breathe a new life
786
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,400
♪ Everybody dance
into the sun
787
00:27:51,519 --> 00:27:53,078
♪ Rise up rise up ♪
788
00:27:53,079 --> 00:27:54,720
♪ It's time for celebration ♪
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