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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:30,180 Numele meu este Jeanne Claire. 2 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:32,940 Am 38 de ani, 3 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:35,560 am doi copii minuna�i 4 00:00:35,810 --> 00:00:38,860 �i desigur un tat� perfect. 5 00:00:40,310 --> 00:00:43,190 Este dentist �i e frumos ca un zeu. 6 00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:46,088 Ca toate cuplurile, avem unele necazuri, dar 7 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:48,240 �n cele din urm� �ntotdeauna ne �n�elegem. 8 00:00:48,530 --> 00:00:50,910 M-am g�ndit mult la noi. 9 00:00:51,450 --> 00:00:54,700 Separarea de dou� luni mi-a deschis ochii. 10 00:00:54,870 --> 00:00:57,710 De ani de zile nu eram acolo pentru tine. 11 00:00:57,870 --> 00:00:59,710 �ntotdeauna a fost vorba despre copii. 12 00:00:59,870 --> 00:01:02,000 Tu �i-ai imaginat lucrurile altfel. 13 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:05,720 Am �nceput �n cele din urm� s�-mi lucrez mu�chii podelei pelviene. 14 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:08,760 M-am schimbat. S�rut�-m�! 15 00:01:10,010 --> 00:01:12,390 Am cunoscut pe altcineva. 16 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:16,430 - Ce spui? - Am cunoscut pe altcineva. 17 00:01:17,850 --> 00:01:20,690 Vrei s� spui... o alt� femeie? 18 00:01:21,350 --> 00:01:23,070 - Ea este �ns�rcinat�. - Ce? 19 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:26,820 - Cine este gravid�? - Vom avea un b�iat. 20 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:29,700 - De c�t timp dureaz� asta? - E din cauza mea. 21 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:32,830 - Dureaz� de dou� luni? - Nu, este din cauza mea. 22 00:01:33,070 --> 00:01:33,853 Ah, din cauza ta. 23 00:01:33,865 --> 00:01:35,790 Da, o s� facem asta �n interesul copiilor. 24 00:01:36,450 --> 00:01:38,790 - Ce spui? - Angaj�m un avocat. 25 00:01:38,950 --> 00:01:40,670 - Ca toat� lumea. - Anton. 26 00:01:40,910 --> 00:01:43,290 Vreau custodie comun�. 27 00:01:43,420 --> 00:01:45,380 - Pardon, ce ai spus... - Jeanne. 28 00:01:45,580 --> 00:01:48,260 - Ce �nseamn� asta? - Trebuie s� plec. 29 00:01:56,221 --> 00:02:00,221 "DAC� A� FII FOST B�RBAT" 30 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:05,190 Numele meu este Jeanne Claire, am 38 de ani. 31 00:02:05,350 --> 00:02:08,150 - Via�a mea e un co�mar. - Mama! 32 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:11,530 Din fericire, �i am pe �ngerii mei, Paul �i Lau. 33 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:13,910 S� ne �mbr��i��m! 34 00:02:14,660 --> 00:02:18,330 Pot s� am �i eu o camer� �n plus �i mai multe juc�rii? 35 00:02:18,530 --> 00:02:22,000 Custodie comun�? Mi-ar pl�cea mai degrab� s� crape. 36 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:26,130 Ne a�teptam la temperaturi record pentru aceast� perioad� de Cr�ciun. 37 00:02:26,290 --> 00:02:29,090 Fran�a este inundat�, iar �n cur�nd o s� fie �i Parisul. 38 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,840 �n dup�-amiaza aceasta, fulgere puternice �i furtuni. 39 00:02:33,010 --> 00:02:36,680 Din cauza avertismentelor meteorologice, toate digurile sunt blocate. 40 00:02:37,510 --> 00:02:40,890 C�nd eram o feti�� mi-a fost fric� de furtuni. 41 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:44,820 Nu-�i face griji, vei avea custodie exclusiv�. 42 00:02:44,940 --> 00:02:49,530 Asta este Marcelle, vecina mea. Nu-i este fric� de nimic. 43 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:53,700 Am prins gust de aventuri de o noapte. �nc� a� putea s� m� arunc. 44 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:56,830 Dar nimeni nu te-a for�at s� te �mbeti. 45 00:02:56,990 --> 00:02:59,290 Nici m�car nu ai b�ut bere cu alcool. 46 00:02:59,570 --> 00:03:01,200 �i dac� �I v�d din nou? 47 00:03:01,370 --> 00:03:04,290 Poate c� Merlin a g�sit ca seara a fost minunat�. 48 00:03:04,540 --> 00:03:06,210 Uite lucrurile tale. 49 00:03:06,370 --> 00:03:09,920 S� ne gr�bim. Nu uita�i, vine tata s� v� ia. 50 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:11,710 Eu sunt arhitect. 51 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:15,800 Am urmat �coala mea de vis, cel mai mare proiect al meu. 52 00:03:15,970 --> 00:03:19,020 - Te rog, a�teapt�. - Nu, ap�sa butonul. 53 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,820 "Construirea cu energie pozitiv�", bun� ziua! 54 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,900 �n cele din urm�, m� pot refugia �n biroul meu. 55 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:29,400 - Jeanne. - Hei. 56 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,070 Trebuie s� mergi imediat pe �antier. 57 00:03:32,230 --> 00:03:34,200 - Ce este? - �eful este nervos. 58 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,410 S� nu faci vreo gre�eal�. 59 00:03:36,700 --> 00:03:40,120 Trebuie s� lucrezi cu control, cu... 60 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,280 Monsieur... Krakovik. 61 00:03:42,580 --> 00:03:44,500 Haide. Ai ni�te cizme? 62 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:47,760 - Ah, Merlin! - Oh... 63 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,340 - Cred c� o s� pierd liftul. Cafea? - Mul�umesc mult. 64 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:54,000 Te s�rut, frumuse�ea mea. 65 00:03:54,170 --> 00:03:55,970 Trebuie s� plec. 66 00:03:56,210 --> 00:03:58,180 ��i promit. Ne mai vedem. 67 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:00,350 - S� mergem s� bem ceva. - Cu pl�cere. 68 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,510 Asta e aventura mea de o noapte. 69 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:04,560 Bun�, Jane. 70 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:08,850 Totul e �n regul�? 71 00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:12,030 C�s�torit�, prietenoas�, feminin�. 72 00:04:12,190 --> 00:04:13,990 Lucrurile rele se �nt�mpl� pur �i simplu. 73 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,290 Vrei s� bei o cafea? 74 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,840 Haide... 75 00:04:36,300 --> 00:04:39,680 Sunt zile c�nd este mai bine s� stai �n pat. 76 00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:43,940 Pot s� te ajut, domni�oara? 77 00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:46,520 Te-ai pierdut? 78 00:04:46,770 --> 00:04:49,110 Ai grij� frumoaso, aici e umed �i noroios! 79 00:04:49,270 --> 00:04:51,900 Ai nevoie de cizme? 80 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,280 S� �ncepem. 81 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,740 Bine... 82 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,970 Deci... 83 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:17,220 Deci, aceast� lucrare... 84 00:05:17,340 --> 00:05:21,760 Adic�, instala�iile nu au fost executate at�t de profesionist. 85 00:05:23,430 --> 00:05:27,930 Ce este mizeria asta? Po�i �nota c�nd ��i speli m�inile. 86 00:05:28,060 --> 00:05:31,110 Dar ce naiba, se potrive�te bine conceptului verde. 87 00:05:31,270 --> 00:05:33,320 Kracovik, a�a e la fiecare etaj? 88 00:05:33,940 --> 00:05:37,030 - Apa... - Ce �nseamn�, "apare ceva ap�"? 89 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:41,700 O s� suport pierderile. M� �ntorc la birou. 90 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:44,120 Nu, �eful mi-a cerut... 91 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:47,660 Am s� vorbesc cu el din nou. Care este problema cu tine? 92 00:05:47,910 --> 00:05:50,460 Eu sunt... 93 00:05:50,620 --> 00:05:53,090 Este timpul... �mi pare r�u. 94 00:05:53,330 --> 00:05:55,250 Un moment. A�tepta. 95 00:05:55,380 --> 00:05:56,970 - Alo? - Da? 96 00:05:57,210 --> 00:06:00,180 - A sunat avocatul t�u? - Nu, dar... 97 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:02,050 Ce este asta? 98 00:06:02,260 --> 00:06:06,350 �mi pare r�u, am c�tigat. Vom �mp�r�i custodia. 99 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:09,730 Copilul nostru vine! Contrac�iile au �nceput, una la cinci minute. 100 00:06:09,890 --> 00:06:11,890 Suntem cu to�ii ferici�i. 101 00:06:12,020 --> 00:06:14,240 Trebuie s� iei copiii p�n� la ora patru. 102 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:17,520 - Sunt pe un... - Vorbesc serios, uite aici. 103 00:06:19,940 --> 00:06:23,370 - Spune-le tu copiilor. - A�teapt�, cum r�m�ne cu Cr�ciunul? 104 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:27,120 - Trebuie s� convenim de acord. - Vreau s� stea cu mine. 105 00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:29,210 Copilul vine acum! Salut! 106 00:06:29,450 --> 00:06:33,830 Jeanne, nu vreau s� intervin, dar Kracovik a terminat repara�ia. 107 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,380 Acum e�ti de acord s� supor�i pierderea? 108 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:38,880 - Jeanne. Ce... - Las�-m�... 109 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:48,100 Trebuie s� iau copiii de la �coal�. 110 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:54,030 Numele meu este Jeanne Claire. Am terminat-o cu b�rba�ii. 111 00:06:54,270 --> 00:06:56,690 Sigur I-a mituit pe judec�tor, nu e alt� explica�ie. 112 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:58,860 El m� calc� pe mine pe b�t�turi. 113 00:06:59,110 --> 00:07:02,990 A�a fac toate femeile, asta e tot. La urma urmei, �tii asta. 114 00:07:03,230 --> 00:07:05,910 Opre�te-te, asta e o prostie. 115 00:07:06,070 --> 00:07:08,670 Fulgerul nu te-a lovit �nc�. 116 00:07:10,410 --> 00:07:14,040 ��I meu avea dreptate. F�r� coad�, nu e�ti nimic. 117 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,800 - Nimic... - Renun� la �nt�lnirea pentru sex. 118 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:19,210 - �i-e team�, voi r�m�ne cu tine. - Nu. 119 00:07:19,420 --> 00:07:22,920 - Totul e �n bine, am nevoie doar de somn. - De somn? 120 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,570 Aoleu! 121 00:08:58,810 --> 00:09:00,230 Nu, nu, nu! 122 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:02,520 Nu intra�i. Merge�i �n camera voast�. 123 00:09:02,770 --> 00:09:04,990 L�sa�i-m� �n pace. 124 00:09:05,230 --> 00:09:06,860 E�ti bine, mam�? 125 00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:11,660 Eu, uh... e schimbarea climei, nimic altceva. 126 00:09:11,860 --> 00:09:14,460 Dar acum merge�i s� v� juca�i. Mul�umesc, copii. 127 00:09:22,580 --> 00:09:24,580 Ia-o u�or. Totul va fi bine. 128 00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:27,180 Paulo este acolo acum. 129 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,640 El joac� din nou baschet. 130 00:09:31,260 --> 00:09:33,930 Unu, doi, trei. 131 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:37,390 Este acolo acum? 132 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,940 - Ce? Cine? - A ie�it afar�? 133 00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:41,980 - Ce? - E �nc� acolo? 134 00:09:42,230 --> 00:09:43,900 - Care? Ce? - Copilul. 135 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:46,070 - Fratele nostru mai mic. - Ah... 136 00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:49,280 Da, el este acolo. Se pare c� e un copil foarte mare. 137 00:09:49,570 --> 00:09:52,240 - Da! Da! - M�nca�i ni�te cereale! 138 00:09:52,530 --> 00:09:54,410 Mama vine imediat. 139 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,540 E vremea pentru scoal�. Trebuie s� te �mbraci. 140 00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:01,500 Trebuie s� te �mbraci pentru scoal�. 141 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:04,970 Nu se potrive�te! 142 00:10:05,130 --> 00:10:07,090 útia nu se potrivesc niciodat�. 143 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:10,640 Asta se potrive�te acolo? 144 00:10:24,770 --> 00:10:26,320 Dragii mei, 145 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:29,610 V� urez o ziu� frumoas�... cu tata. 146 00:10:29,770 --> 00:10:31,870 Ne vedem s�pt�m�na viitoare, bine? 147 00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:34,910 Mama v� iube�te. Mama v� �mbr��i�eaz�. 148 00:10:47,540 --> 00:10:50,590 - Totul este bine? - Totul e minunat. 149 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,720 Totul este minunat. 150 00:11:02,890 --> 00:11:05,570 Bun�, domnule Masses, eu sunt, Jeanne. 151 00:11:05,730 --> 00:11:07,860 Nu pot s� vin ast�zi la lucru. 152 00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:10,900 Nu, nu din cauza asta. Am un virus grav. 153 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,280 Poate c� nu grav, dar substan�ial. 154 00:11:13,570 --> 00:11:17,790 A� spune luni dac� totul merge bine. Cel mai recent. 155 00:11:17,950 --> 00:11:19,320 Pa. 156 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:31,050 Doamna Claire, doctorul Pace vine joi, dar acu nu este la birou. 157 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,800 Este �ntr-adev�r foarte, foarte urgent. 158 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,680 Doamna Claire, de ce nu-mi spui ce s-a �nt�mplat? 159 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,720 Nu, nu, nu. 160 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:45,080 Am un fiu care se drogheaz�. 161 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,340 Trebuia s� m� suni mai �nainte. 162 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,210 Am cobor�t, iau florile �i am terminat. 163 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,630 Jeanne? Totul e �n regul�, Jeanne? 164 00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:55,260 Te vedem, �n regul�? 165 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,720 - Adam, Jeanne. Jeanne, Adam. - Bun� ziua. 166 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,100 Tu nu te sim�i bine, nu-i a�a? 167 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,460 - E�ti minunat, mul�umesc. - �i tu la fel, la revedere. 168 00:13:05,260 --> 00:13:08,610 Poate ar trebui s� bea ceva foarte tare? 169 00:13:08,850 --> 00:13:11,900 �n starea ta? Bea mai mult suc de legume. 170 00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:14,200 Un pahar de vin o s� te doboare. 171 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,830 Chestia cu custodia te face s� fii a�a. 172 00:13:18,070 --> 00:13:19,940 E�ti o epav�. 173 00:13:20,110 --> 00:13:22,580 Cine te pl�te�te, de te duci a�a pe afar�? 174 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:25,200 Vorbesc serios, aceast� fust� este groaznic�. 175 00:13:25,370 --> 00:13:26,910 Marcelle. 176 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,830 - Cred c� am un penis. - Oh, chiar a�a? 177 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,340 Nu, nu r�de. Am o "coad�". 178 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,260 Prostii! 179 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,890 - Vrei s�-I vezi? - Da, sigur. 180 00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:46,940 �tiu, e dezgust�tor �i resping�tor. Vreau s� scap de el. 181 00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:49,060 Atunci scoate-I afar�! 182 00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:52,060 E�ti nebun�? 183 00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:54,810 - Ce... - M� doare ca naiba! 184 00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:57,940 - Ce este asta? - Crezi c� am s� mor? 185 00:13:58,190 --> 00:14:00,740 - D�-te din calea mea! - Dar nu pot. 186 00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:02,860 - Scoate-I afar�! - Asta nu func�ioneaz�! 187 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,710 E mama mea. 188 00:14:04,950 --> 00:14:06,450 - La naiba. - Fii c�t mai natural�. 189 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,040 Te rog! 190 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:11,080 - Ce este... - Bun� seara. 191 00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:13,550 - Nu am terminat nimic. - Nu... 192 00:14:13,790 --> 00:14:16,590 - Dar... - Bun� seara. 193 00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,380 Ce mai faci? 194 00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:21,170 Du-I dincolo s� doarm�. 195 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,770 L�sa�i fumatul, fetelor. 196 00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:27,400 Atunci ie�im afar� �i discut�m acolo, bine? 197 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,220 Haide! 198 00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:38,900 Pot s�-I v�d din nou? 199 00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:44,150 Aoleu... 200 00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:50,660 Tocmai I-am v�zut mai bine. 201 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,960 Am fost at�t de surprins� �i de speriat�. 202 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,500 - Nu este ca al celorlal�i b�rba�i. - Nu? 203 00:14:58,670 --> 00:15:00,670 Este unic. 204 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,800 Pur �i simplu unic. 205 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:06,720 Desigur, nu este nici baroc, dar nici clasic... 206 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:11,190 Ce pot s� spun? E un pic scandinav. 207 00:15:11,350 --> 00:15:14,350 Are linii at�t de frumoase �i de str�lucitoare. 208 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:17,020 �mi pare r�u. 209 00:15:17,270 --> 00:15:19,860 Acum nu mai este acolo, din cauza frigului. 210 00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:24,160 C�nd �mi imaginez cum arata dup� o baie cald�... e uimitor. 211 00:15:26,570 --> 00:15:30,290 - Jeanne. Crezi c� func�ioneaz�? - Taci din gur�! 212 00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:32,580 E at�t de grosolan. 213 00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:35,840 Ai capul unei femei dar scula unui b�rbat. 214 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,970 Ai putea face tot ce vrei. Te invidiez. 215 00:15:39,130 --> 00:15:40,920 Dac� a� fi murit. 216 00:15:41,630 --> 00:15:44,130 Ce femeie nu vrea s� �tie cum este? 217 00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:47,930 - Eu nu vreau! - E�ti o mutant� �i un supererou. 218 00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:53,310 Cumva o natur� bisexual�. A�a se pare. 219 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:56,650 Oh, da, cum sunt stridiile �i melcii. 220 00:15:56,810 --> 00:15:58,354 Asta este din cauza m�nc�rii noastre, 221 00:15:58,355 --> 00:16:00,690 a antibioticelor, a pesticidelor, a ingineriei genetice. 222 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:04,200 Pe�tele are dou� capete, tu ai doar o scul�. 223 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:07,360 Ai o scul�. Haide... 224 00:16:07,570 --> 00:16:10,240 Arunc�-te de pe bloc. Pun pariu c� po�i zbura. 225 00:16:10,530 --> 00:16:13,880 - Sunt un monstru �i tu... - Nu e�ti un monstru. 226 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,790 Tu e�ti loana d'Arc a modernit��ii. 227 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,340 - Prostii. - Dar... 228 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:21,720 - Poate c� mai cre�te �i altora. - A�a crezi? 229 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:25,180 - �i la alte femei. M�ine, cine �tie? - A�a crezi? 230 00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:28,260 De aceea lui Jeanne �i cre�tea pe b�rbie. 231 00:16:28,550 --> 00:16:31,140 - Tu e�ti un primul exemplar, prototipul. - Da? 232 00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:34,060 Este totul clar pentru tine? Hei, fetelor! 233 00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:39,110 Fetelor! Eu spun c� e nevoie s� fim respectate! 234 00:16:39,270 --> 00:16:42,820 Le ar�t�m noi lor! Le-o tragem �n fund! 235 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:51,620 Doamn�? 236 00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:53,580 Doamn�? Doamn�... 237 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:57,580 - Doamna Claire, ce dori�i? - Am nevoie de Dr. Pace. 238 00:16:57,830 --> 00:16:59,580 Nu pute�i s� intra�i a�a �n cabinet. 239 00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:02,476 Este vorba despre o chestiune de via�� i moarte. Trebuie s�-I v�d imediat. 240 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,630 V� voi programa o �nt�lnire. Ce p�l�rie frumoas�. 241 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:09,380 - Este urgent. - Voi verifica. Miercuri ar merge... 242 00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:11,350 De ce face�i? 243 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:13,430 Doamn� Claire, vino �napoi! 244 00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:18,020 Nu po�i s� dai buzna a�a �n cabinet! Marinette! 245 00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:21,310 Trebuie s� v� ar�t ceva. Dar s� nu spune�i nim�nui. 246 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:25,820 Sunt supus clauzei confiden�ialit��ii. Dar nu ave�i o programare. 247 00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:29,410 Asta a ap�rut brusc ieri diminea��. 248 00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:31,700 �i acum m� doare. 249 00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:36,830 Vin imediat! 250 00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:38,540 Nu v� mi�ca�i. 251 00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:42,420 - Avem ap�? - Da... 252 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:47,430 Asta este apa! 253 00:17:47,710 --> 00:17:50,340 - Doctore? - �mi iau o zi liber�. 254 00:17:50,630 --> 00:17:53,180 - Ne vedem m�ine. - De ce? 255 00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:55,560 - V� promit! - Am a�teptat dou� ore. 256 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,600 - �n regul�. Lua�i loc! - Da? 257 00:17:57,850 --> 00:17:59,980 - Exist� o solu�ie pentru tot. - Da? 258 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,810 - Nu e un dezastru. - M� speria�i. 259 00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:06,990 Este ceva normal. Acum, nu intra�i �n panic�. Totul are s� fie �n regul�. 260 00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:09,360 - Sunt sigur de asta. - Oh? 261 00:18:09,650 --> 00:18:12,780 - Foarte �ncrez�tor. - Poate este ceva psihosomatic? 262 00:18:13,650 --> 00:18:18,460 �n cazuri rare, �ocurile severe pot ataca chiar anumite organe. 263 00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:21,928 Cu toate acestea, dac� acest lucru este psihosomatic, 264 00:18:21,929 --> 00:18:23,960 atunci ofer� o mul�ime de pl�cere. 265 00:18:24,210 --> 00:18:26,525 Nu exista o nou� pilula pe care s� mi-o prescrie�i? 266 00:18:26,526 --> 00:18:28,010 Cu siguran�� nu, cu siguran�� nu. 267 00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:32,170 - Ai putea lua hormoni? - Oh, nu, nu, nu. 268 00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:34,890 Au existat alte cazuri? Mama, bunica dumitale? 269 00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:38,140 Dar cum po�i s� spui asta, doctore? 270 00:18:38,390 --> 00:18:41,230 Nu pl�nge�i, doamna Claire, m� g�ndeam �i eu. 271 00:18:41,390 --> 00:18:44,890 - Vrei s� spui c� putem face asta? - Ce s� facem? 272 00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,690 - S�-I elimin�m. - Nu o s� se rezolve. 273 00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:50,200 Exista opera�ii de schimbare de sex. Vreau �i eu una. 274 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,580 Asculta�i-m�, doamna Claire, totul este foarte clar. 275 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:55,660 A�a o interven�ie serioas� este foarte dureroas�. 276 00:18:55,780 --> 00:19:00,660 Doar pentru c� s-a �nt�mplat a�a de brusc. Ar putea s� revin� imediat. 277 00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:03,080 Au! Acum nu m� mu�c�! 278 00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:05,840 - Simt c� �nnebunesc. - Poveste�te-mi totul! 279 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,300 Lua�i loc, doamna Claire. 280 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,420 Asta nu este domeniul meu de expertiz�. 281 00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:14,930 - Ce? - Te voi trimite la un specialist... 282 00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:17,800 Oh, nu. Nimeni nu ar trebui s� �tie despre asta. 283 00:19:18,050 --> 00:19:19,800 Toat� lumea va umbla dup� mine. 284 00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:22,520 Eu nu sunt doar o mam� nu un artist de circ. 285 00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:26,020 Dumneata e�ti ginecologul meu. Trebuie s� m� ajuta�i. 286 00:19:26,270 --> 00:19:28,070 - V� rog! - Ia-o u�or. 287 00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:30,900 Ar putea s� dispar� a�a cum a ap�rut. 288 00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:33,990 C�nd anume? Nu mai pot tr�i o alt� zi ca asta. 289 00:19:34,150 --> 00:19:36,370 - M� dezgust�. - Am �n�eles. 290 00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:38,410 Nu-I pot atinge. 291 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:41,410 Oh, nu, nu, nu... 292 00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:44,130 Te rog s� te calmezi, doamn�. 293 00:19:44,290 --> 00:19:48,040 Voiam s� te �ntreb. Erai obi�nuit� cu animale de companie? 294 00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:50,260 Da, dar de ce? 295 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,720 - Cum se numea? - Monsieur Pinpin. 296 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,510 - Un iepure? - Da, de ce? 297 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:58,140 Am putea s�-I numim domnul Pinpin. 298 00:19:58,340 --> 00:20:00,270 Asta o s� v� aminteasc� de prietenul dumitale. 299 00:20:00,550 --> 00:20:04,350 - Dar el v� iubea, nu v� voia r�ul. - Chiar a�a. 300 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:09,400 C�nd o atingi, g�nde�te-te c� �l atingi pe iepura�ul Pinpin. 301 00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:11,690 Acum da�i-mi drumul s� plec. 302 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:15,120 - S�-I examin�m. Trebuie s� o facem. - Chiar a�a? 303 00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:22,120 Totul pare s� func�ioneze normal. Asta este lini�titor. 304 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,960 M� doare a�a de tare. 305 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:28,420 Se simte ca o grenad� chiar �nainte s�... explodeze. 306 00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:30,380 Este ceva normal. 307 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:34,670 Iart�-mi expresia, dar geanta aia mic� a lui Pinpin e plin�. 308 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:37,510 - Simte nevoia s� se elibereze. - �n nici un caz. 309 00:20:39,090 --> 00:20:40,390 - Mi-e team�. - Ce spune�i? 310 00:20:40,550 --> 00:20:42,550 - Mi-e team�. - Dar lini�ti�i-v� acum... 311 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:46,440 Eu �nsumi am un Pinpin �ntre picioare de 50 de ani. 312 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,230 �i nu m-a mu�cat niciodat�. 313 00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:51,690 - Dar eu nu sunt un b�rbat. - Nu-�i fie fric�. 314 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:54,020 Despacheteaz�-I pe Pinpin �i �i dai drumul. 315 00:20:54,190 --> 00:20:57,030 - Haide, haide... - Bine. 316 00:20:58,820 --> 00:21:02,410 - Acum r�m�ne flasc, este normal? - Nimic nu este normal. 317 00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:05,540 Ascult�, poate c� asta te ajut�. 318 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:08,500 G�nde�te-te la ceva ce te �nc�nta. 319 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:13,800 Doamna Claire? Eu trebuie s� fac totul aici? 320 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,130 Imagineaz�-�i c� e�ti... 321 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:17,920 - �ntr-o caban�... - Da. 322 00:21:18,090 --> 00:21:21,010 �n fa�a �emineului. Este cald �i confortabil. 323 00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:23,140 - Po�i s� faci asta? - Nu. 324 00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:25,680 Un b�rbat atractiv... 325 00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:28,400 T�v�lindu-se pe o piele de urs �n fa�a ta. 326 00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:31,310 Aoleu. 327 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,770 Se m�re�te... 328 00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:36,070 - �i acum? - Nimic. 329 00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:38,360 - Nimic? - Cred c� este dezgust�tor. 330 00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:40,570 S� ne g�ndim la o femeie? 331 00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:45,620 Se mi�ca. 332 00:21:45,870 --> 00:21:49,710 - Ce este cu aceast� femeie? - E �nc�l�at� cu cizme �nalte. 333 00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:54,050 �i un z�mbet plin de pofte. 334 00:21:54,210 --> 00:21:55,499 �i acum... 335 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,300 - Ai grij�. - Da? 336 00:21:57,420 --> 00:21:59,720 κi desface picioarele... 337 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:02,430 �i tu... �i tu... 338 00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:08,440 Jeanne? 339 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,230 Am totul acoperit cu sperm�. 340 00:22:11,390 --> 00:22:13,770 Ei bine, te a�tept �n birou. 341 00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:17,530 Doamn� Claire, sunt epuizat acum. 342 00:22:17,690 --> 00:22:21,290 Te voi suna dac� am analizele dumitale de s�nge, bine? 343 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,950 Da�i-mi o adeverin�� c� m� simt foarte, foarte r�u. 344 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,830 Dar nu e�ti bolnav�. 345 00:22:25,990 --> 00:22:29,460 Ave�i liber p�n� luni. Via�a merge �nainte. 346 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:32,250 Ridica�i-v�. Cu mai mult efort. 347 00:22:32,410 --> 00:22:36,210 Haide�i, doamn�. E �n regul�. Nu merge�i a�a. 348 00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:39,850 - Ce fac acum? - Cump�r�-�i mai multe perechi de chilo�i. 349 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,600 �i r�sfa��-I pe Pinpin. De c�teva ori pe zi. 350 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,590 - Totul va fi bine. - Sunte�i sigur, doctore? 351 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:49,510 - Ar�ta�i foarte neajutorat. - Chiar deloc... 352 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,020 - Pot s� v� sun la telefon? - A�a s� face�i. 353 00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:53,860 - Da. - Da? Atunci am s� v� sun. 354 00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:56,860 Pozitiv. G�nde�te pozitiv. La revedere. 355 00:22:57,860 --> 00:23:01,230 - Asta pare foarte rezistent. - A�a �mi pare �i mie. 356 00:23:01,530 --> 00:23:04,950 Nu te mai pl�nge. Este minunat ce �i s-a �nt�mplat. 357 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,620 Ai o turbin� �ntre picioare. 358 00:23:07,870 --> 00:23:09,960 - Sst... - Ar putea pune �n mi�care un sat! 359 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:13,630 F�r� nici o regul�, f�r� sterilet, f�r� tampoane, f�r� menopauz�. 360 00:23:13,790 --> 00:23:16,210 Poate o andropauz�, dar asta nu e at�t de r�u. 361 00:23:16,370 --> 00:23:19,380 - �i po�i s� te distrezi c�t vrei. - Ah. 362 00:23:19,590 --> 00:23:21,380 - �ine-o tot a�a! - Sst... 363 00:23:21,670 --> 00:23:23,260 Ascult� asta... 364 00:23:23,420 --> 00:23:26,520 Dac� trebuie s� faci pipi, o sco�i afar� �i �i dai drumul. 365 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,270 - Sst... - He, hei, hei... 366 00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:31,310 C�l�toria abia �ncepe. 367 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,820 Te vei distra, trebuie s� te concentrezi. 368 00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:39,990 - Asta este Merlin. - Haide, vorbe�te. 369 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,740 - Alo? - Da, alo, Jeanne. Bun� ziua. 370 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:49,950 �nc� am r�mas f�r� cuvinte. �mi pare r�u c� te deranjez, dar nu am de ales. 371 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:52,870 Sc�derea care s-a produs este un dezastru. 372 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,130 Pentru a evita �nt�rzierile, 373 00:23:55,290 --> 00:23:58,880 trebuie s� mut�m prezentarea clien�ilor pentru mar�i. 374 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,840 Cum facem recalcularea? 375 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,930 - Cum pot s�-�i spun... - Ce este? 376 00:24:04,170 --> 00:24:06,390 - Sunt �n concediu medical. - Jeanne. 377 00:24:06,670 --> 00:24:09,270 La ni�te supozitoare �i vino la lucru. 378 00:24:09,550 --> 00:24:13,600 - Nu va fi de ajuns... - S� fii aici mar�i, nu este negociabil. 379 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:16,940 - Odat� ce e un nenorocit... - este mereu un nenorocit. 380 00:24:17,140 --> 00:24:19,610 Ai vorbit serios? 381 00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:23,360 Pst... 382 00:24:35,450 --> 00:24:37,830 Jeanne, uit�-te la mine. 383 00:24:39,670 --> 00:24:42,210 - Vino �ntre picioarele mele. - Ce? 384 00:24:42,420 --> 00:24:44,300 Totul este bine? 385 00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:46,550 Totul este �n regul�? 386 00:24:48,010 --> 00:24:50,350 Trebuie s� plec. Eu nu mai pot. 387 00:24:59,890 --> 00:25:03,150 Oh, la naiba, ea este. 388 00:25:03,730 --> 00:25:08,280 La naiba, trebuie s� men�in distanta. 389 00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:16,210 - Alo? Nu te pot auzi. - Sunt eu, Jeanne. 390 00:25:16,450 --> 00:25:19,080 - M� simt r�u. - Nu aud nimic. 391 00:25:19,330 --> 00:25:21,960 - E vorba de "coad�"... - Nu spune "coada"! 392 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,250 Nu cred c� e bine, sunt confuz�. 393 00:25:24,380 --> 00:25:27,100 O s� fie bine. Bea ceva... 394 00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:30,300 - �i ce s� beau? - Nu conteaz�, whisky, unul dublu. 395 00:25:30,510 --> 00:25:33,640 - Alo? Nu te aud. - M� �ntrebam... 396 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,400 Nu te aud, �mi pare r�u. 397 00:25:38,140 --> 00:25:40,560 Arme, arme... 398 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,630 RE�ET� DE SCHIMBARE A SEXULUI. 399 00:26:06,750 --> 00:26:08,380 Au! 400 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:32,570 Jeanne? Jeanne. 401 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,410 Jeanne. 402 00:26:35,610 --> 00:26:37,240 Te sim�i bine? Ce ai f�cut? 403 00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:39,250 Ce este asta? 404 00:26:42,750 --> 00:26:44,920 E�ti bolnav�... 405 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,130 - Este destul de fierbinte. - Cine? 406 00:26:47,290 --> 00:26:48,555 Domnul Pinpin. 407 00:26:48,590 --> 00:26:51,810 - Mi-e team�... - Mai �ncet. Eu nu �n�eleg nimic. 408 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:55,590 �n aceast� diminea��, este ro�u, purpuriu. O culoare cu totul nou�. 409 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:59,640 Nu-mi pot imagina asta. Trimite-mi o fotografie. 410 00:26:59,810 --> 00:27:02,560 M� arde... 411 00:27:03,140 --> 00:27:06,270 - Da, este at�t de fierbinte... - Herv�, dragule. 412 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,280 - Am crezut... - Drag�, am primit un telefon. 413 00:27:09,570 --> 00:27:13,620 E doar o mic� umfl�tur�. Asta va trece. 414 00:27:13,740 --> 00:27:16,410 Dar acum calmeaz�-te, la naiba! 415 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,830 - D�-te cu un unguent. - Cu unguent? 416 00:27:20,990 --> 00:27:24,370 D�-I cu crem�, freac�-I bine, apoi totul se �ntoarce la normal. 417 00:27:24,540 --> 00:27:25,840 Mult noroc. 418 00:28:09,790 --> 00:28:11,260 Te iubesc. 419 00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:27,270 Mam�, ne-ai lipsit. 420 00:28:27,430 --> 00:28:29,980 A�teptam cu ner�bdare s� te revedem m�ine. 421 00:28:30,730 --> 00:28:32,570 Da �i eu... 422 00:28:32,730 --> 00:28:35,910 - O zi frumoas�, mama. - Pupici, te iubesc. 423 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:50,720 M�ine sear�? Doamne Sfinte. 424 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,260 C�nd g�tesc, m� g�ndesc la sex. 425 00:28:57,420 --> 00:28:59,420 �n timp ce m� sp�l pe din�i, m� g�ndesc la sex. 426 00:28:59,630 --> 00:29:01,430 Indiferent ce fac, m� g�ndesc la sex. 427 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,230 �i dac� nu fac nimic, atunci... 428 00:29:06,310 --> 00:29:10,360 - A�a stau lucrurile, dac� e�ti b�rbat? - �i eu am astfel de g�nduri. 429 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,650 Dac� mi se �nt�mpl� asta, profit la maxim de situa�ie. 430 00:29:13,810 --> 00:29:17,160 De �ndat� ce am timp, �I sun pe Adam �i "bang". 431 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:21,530 C�nd am avut un amant, mi-am permis s� o fac zilnic �n fa�a televizorului. 432 00:29:21,740 --> 00:29:24,040 A�a nu se poate, Marcelle. 433 00:29:24,570 --> 00:29:26,870 Nu mai am timp. 434 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:30,380 Copiii vin m�ine, trebuie s� merg din nou la servici. 435 00:29:30,540 --> 00:29:34,130 - Ce s� fac? E un dezastru. - Nu e nimic! 436 00:29:34,290 --> 00:29:37,550 G�nde�te-te a�a, po�i s� por�i o fust�, ar��i destul de bine, c�nd e�ti femeie. 437 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,510 Nimeni nu �i aminte�te de ce. 438 00:29:39,670 --> 00:29:41,970 To�i b�rba�ii ar trebui s� poarte fuste. 439 00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:45,770 Doar un idiot poart� pantaloni av�nd o coad� �ntre picioare. 440 00:29:46,430 --> 00:29:49,860 De c�nd fumezi? E�ti plin� de surprize. 441 00:29:50,060 --> 00:29:51,360 Nu este ceva obi�nuit. 442 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:54,360 - �i dac� m� surprinde din nou? - Din nou? 443 00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:56,770 �tii, ieri... 444 00:29:57,900 --> 00:30:00,820 �n timp ce st�team �n metrou, era o femeie... 445 00:30:00,990 --> 00:30:04,620 Care nici nu era chiar dr�gu��. S-a a�ezat pu�in prea aproape. 446 00:30:04,820 --> 00:30:08,450 Ai fost excitat�? �i eu te excit? 447 00:30:08,620 --> 00:30:11,250 Nu mai sunt eu �ns�mi, Marcelle. 448 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:13,370 Tu nu �n�elegi asta. 449 00:30:13,870 --> 00:30:15,720 Nu po�i s� �n�elegi asta. 450 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:20,210 Un tip nu este niciodat� singur, e mereu �n cuplu. El �i "coada" lui. 451 00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:32,060 Asta este, am terminat! 452 00:30:32,850 --> 00:30:36,030 Haide, spune-mi acum totul. Cum st� treaba cu domnul Pinpin? 453 00:30:36,270 --> 00:30:38,020 Este minunat, crede-m�. 454 00:30:39,110 --> 00:30:42,030 Este at�t de amuzant �i cam ciudat. 455 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,370 Ciudat, dar e greu... 456 00:30:45,030 --> 00:30:46,750 �i apoi e u�or. 457 00:30:46,910 --> 00:30:48,910 Cum s�-�i spun? 458 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:52,290 O greutate de plumb cu aripi. 459 00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:56,590 Este foarte cool. �i c�nd tu... 460 00:30:56,830 --> 00:30:58,550 �n compara�ie cu noi? 461 00:30:58,710 --> 00:31:02,060 Este ciudat. Nu-mi amintesc cum a fost �nainte. 462 00:31:02,210 --> 00:31:06,060 Este o nebunie, este ca o... 463 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,430 O gaur� neagr�. 464 00:31:09,510 --> 00:31:13,270 �n al doilea r�nd, cu domnul Pinpin, �tii... 465 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,560 Cu Pinpin, este ca �i cum... 466 00:31:15,810 --> 00:31:19,440 Ca �i cum ai sp�la o tigaie, �tii ce vreau s� spun? 467 00:31:20,190 --> 00:31:22,820 Freci tare �i apoi crusta se dizolv�. 468 00:31:23,070 --> 00:31:26,320 - Da. - Dac� se dizolv�, atunci te bucuri. 469 00:31:26,530 --> 00:31:28,950 - E�ti mul�umit�. - A�a este, sunt mul�umit�. 470 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,450 Freci, freci, freci �i cu c�t freci mai mult, nu mai �tii de ce freci. 471 00:31:32,620 --> 00:31:35,540 �n cele din urm�, freci f�r� s� �tii de ce. 472 00:31:35,710 --> 00:31:37,960 �i iar�i freci... 473 00:31:38,210 --> 00:31:41,180 Freci, freci, freci... �i nu termini niciodat�, �tii ce vreau s� spun? 474 00:31:41,290 --> 00:31:43,890 �i brusc, face "boom". 475 00:31:44,130 --> 00:31:46,100 �n�elegi? Ca... 476 00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:50,220 - Ca un tub de past� deschis. - Ca o �eav� de tun. 477 00:31:50,510 --> 00:31:53,890 Singura problem� este c� este temporar. 478 00:31:54,020 --> 00:31:56,310 Vrei s� �ncepi din nou. 479 00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,860 - Vrei din nou �i din nou. - A�a vei ajunge prea repede la b�tr�ne�e. 480 00:32:00,060 --> 00:32:02,070 Poate c� nu. 481 00:32:02,230 --> 00:32:04,030 Ce faci cu m�inile tale? 482 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:07,250 - Nu te mai uita la mine at�t de excitat�. - Dar Marcelle... 483 00:32:07,860 --> 00:32:10,580 - Da? - Suntem vecine bune. 484 00:32:10,700 --> 00:32:14,420 �i tu stai pe Versautes �i totul e nou �i deosebit. 485 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,410 Ai spus c� ��i place de domnul Pinpin. 486 00:32:17,660 --> 00:32:20,630 Sigur, cred c� Pinpin este grozav. Asta nu este o problem�. 487 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,130 Dar, ar trebui mai degrab�, s�-�i �ndrep�i aten�ia c�tre un tip. 488 00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:26,510 - �nceteaz�. - Nu �n�elegi? Am o presiune. 489 00:32:26,670 --> 00:32:28,020 - Dar. - Marcelle... 490 00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:30,850 Hei, hei, Jeanne, opre�te-te! Nu mai face asta. 491 00:32:31,010 --> 00:32:34,310 �l plac pe Pinpin, �mi plac femeile, nu e nici o problem�. 492 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:38,190 Dar s� fim �mpreun�, este prea mult. Cred c� o s�-mi ies din min�i. 493 00:32:38,350 --> 00:32:39,980 Nu trebuie s� mai fumezi niciodat�! 494 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,880 "Construirea cu energie pozitiv�", bun� ziua. 495 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:58,010 Da, foarte mult. Are s� v� sune �napoi. 496 00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,710 Vorbesc cu tine �n cur�nd. 497 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:03,210 - Bun� ziua. - Bun� ziua. Mai mergi la petrecere? 498 00:33:03,340 --> 00:33:04,960 Nu. 499 00:33:06,670 --> 00:33:10,300 - Ai avut un accident? - O mic� problem�, nu e nimic grav. 500 00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:12,100 La revedere. 501 00:33:22,850 --> 00:33:26,360 - A fost �mpachetat� la greu. - Se pare c� da. 502 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:32,580 Drag�, cump�r�-�i un pieptene �i f�-mi �i mie un latte. 503 00:33:32,780 --> 00:33:35,580 �mi cer scuze? Ai vreo problem�? Un pic mai mult respect. 504 00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:37,960 �ine-�i gura �nchis�. F� lini�te. 505 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,420 Pleac� de aici. 506 00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:45,500 �i tu, cu cravat� aia proast�, arat�-mi ce tic�los po�i s� fii. 507 00:33:45,670 --> 00:33:48,720 Bravo. 508 00:33:50,550 --> 00:33:52,270 Bun�, Jeanne... 509 00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:56,150 �eful te a�teapt� �n birou. 510 00:33:56,390 --> 00:33:59,520 Din cauza mamei sale, nu se simte prea bine. 511 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,570 - Ce �nseamn� asta? - A murit, Jeanne. 512 00:34:07,820 --> 00:34:12,570 Am adus toate documentele, nu este prea complicat. 513 00:34:12,780 --> 00:34:16,370 Este important s� termin�m construc�ia pe data de 4. 514 00:34:16,620 --> 00:34:19,960 �n caz contrar suntem termina�i. Termina�i... 515 00:34:21,290 --> 00:34:24,670 - Nu putem renun�a acum. - Bun� ziua, domnule. 516 00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:27,430 - Condolean�ele mele. - Da, bun� ziua, Jeanne. Stai jos. 517 00:34:28,420 --> 00:34:31,340 Jeanne m� �nlocuie�te, supravegheaz� totul. �mpreun� cu tine. 518 00:34:31,630 --> 00:34:33,800 Cred c� ve�i face o echip� bun�. 519 00:34:34,050 --> 00:34:35,640 - Nu. - V� rog, nu. 520 00:34:35,890 --> 00:34:38,180 - Deloc. - Nu suntem potrivi�i. 521 00:34:38,350 --> 00:34:40,060 Po�i �nceta cu asta? 522 00:34:40,220 --> 00:34:42,350 - Mai bine nu. - �mi place s� lucrez cu Jacques. 523 00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,740 - Jacques poate face asta. - �tie care este situa�ia. 524 00:34:45,940 --> 00:34:47,240 - Nu... - Ba da! 525 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,860 Dar Jacques nu cunoa�te proiectul. 526 00:34:50,110 --> 00:34:52,990 Jeanne a f�cut toate planurile. 527 00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:57,290 Dar Jacques... Are mult� experient� practic�. 528 00:34:57,570 --> 00:35:01,000 - Eu stau numai �n birou... - E un �oarece de birou. 529 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:02,670 - Jacques... - Jacques... 530 00:35:02,910 --> 00:35:05,840 Destul! Opri�i-v� chiar acum! 531 00:35:06,630 --> 00:35:09,250 Asta este. Ridica�i-v� �i v� str�nge�i m�inile. 532 00:35:09,380 --> 00:35:11,300 �i o s� lucra�i �mpreun�. 533 00:35:11,590 --> 00:35:13,890 Ridica�i-v� acum. 534 00:35:14,340 --> 00:35:16,810 Da�i-v� m�inile. 535 00:35:19,350 --> 00:35:21,820 - Asta este. Mul�umesc. - Deci, este bine. 536 00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:24,020 Pardon... 537 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,310 - �mi pare r�u. - Jeanne? 538 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:30,400 - Po�i s� faci asta cu u�urin��. - Dr�gu� din partea dumitale. 539 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:45,420 Totul este �n regul�? 540 00:35:45,580 --> 00:35:47,210 - Da. - Da? 541 00:35:47,870 --> 00:35:50,090 Oh, Jeanne, doar nu te mu�c. 542 00:35:50,340 --> 00:35:52,930 M� �ntreb, nu �tiu, ar��i a�a... 543 00:35:53,170 --> 00:35:55,390 - Cam ciudat. - Cine eu? Chiar deloc! 544 00:35:55,590 --> 00:35:57,590 Sunt �ntr-o form� de v�rf. Totul e grozav. 545 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,850 Am �n�eles. Am avut sentimentul c�... 546 00:36:01,010 --> 00:36:02,730 Ca... 547 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:07,980 Pentru c� n-am �ntrebat, ca un nenorocit. Din cauza numerelor. 548 00:36:08,140 --> 00:36:12,240 Pentru �nt�lnirea de m�ine. Care este suma? 549 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,990 - Este o surpriz�. - Am �n�eles. 550 00:36:15,690 --> 00:36:18,160 �n via�� exist� o lips� de surprize. 551 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,120 �i surprizele sunt importante, pentru c�... 552 00:36:21,950 --> 00:36:25,380 La, la, la... pu�in suspans... 553 00:36:30,580 --> 00:36:33,960 - Drag�, ce s-a �nt�mplat? - "Draga mea"... 554 00:36:34,130 --> 00:36:35,680 Este de necrezut. 555 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,350 Asta va trebui s� a�tepte. Nu pot �n momentul de fat�. 556 00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:40,390 - Este r�u... - "Va trebui s� a�tepte"... 557 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,810 Vorbim mai t�rziu... 558 00:36:43,390 --> 00:36:45,060 Eu nu sunt... 559 00:36:48,770 --> 00:36:51,520 Aproape... c� ne-a ucis. 560 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,320 Ce nenorocit! 561 00:36:55,530 --> 00:36:57,650 - Stai aici! - Sunt nervoas�! 562 00:36:57,860 --> 00:37:00,110 - Nu ie�i afar�. - Idiotule! 563 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,160 Schimb� banda mai u�or! 564 00:37:02,410 --> 00:37:04,830 - Sau mergi cu metroul! - Jeanne, e �n regul�. 565 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,120 - Este clar? - Nu s-a �nt�mplat nimic. 566 00:37:08,330 --> 00:37:09,630 Scuza�i-m�. 567 00:37:09,750 --> 00:37:12,380 - �mi pare r�u. - Se comport� mai ciudat. 568 00:37:12,630 --> 00:37:14,300 - Nu a vorbit serios. - Da. 569 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,170 Totul este bine? De unde era s� �tiu? 570 00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:21,520 Ah... Jeanne, Jeanne. 571 00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:24,760 - �tii, ce o s� facem de acum? - Nu. 572 00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:26,377 O s� p�stram o distan�� sigur�. 573 00:37:26,378 --> 00:37:28,980 Ca �i cum am fii �nconjura�i de un gard din s�rm� ghimpat�. 574 00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:30,980 De jur �mprejur. 575 00:37:31,230 --> 00:37:32,950 - �I vezi? - Da, �l v�d. 576 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:36,900 - Oh, oh... - Da? 577 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,240 Noi... noi... 578 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:44,160 Avem o problem� de canalizare. Trebuie s� �nlocuim conductele. 579 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,080 - Glume�ti cumva? - A�a �i... 580 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,420 - Deversarea a fost acum trei zile. - Eu... 581 00:37:48,660 --> 00:37:52,670 - �eful a cerut asta, noi am f�cut totul. - Deci, dac� eu... 582 00:37:52,830 --> 00:37:55,680 - O nefericire nu vine niciodat� singur�. - Dac� eu... 583 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,430 - Ce era s� fac? - De unde s� �tiu eu? 584 00:37:58,630 --> 00:38:01,600 - Aceste daune se produc at�t de brusc. - Pot s�... 585 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,810 - Asta nu este o solu�ie. - Nu este problema mea. 586 00:38:03,970 --> 00:38:05,810 Pot s� spun �i eu ceva? 587 00:38:07,140 --> 00:38:10,060 Poate dac� m-a�i asculta. 588 00:38:10,770 --> 00:38:12,900 Da, te ascult�m, Jeanne. 589 00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:17,610 Vroiam s� spun c� a fost deja luat �n considerare totul. 590 00:38:17,820 --> 00:38:20,740 Am prev�zut o marj� de siguran��. 591 00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:24,200 Suma pe care ai fost incapabil� s� mi-o spui. 592 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,870 - Dup� cum am spus, este o surpriz�. - Ah, da. 593 00:38:30,580 --> 00:38:32,500 Hei, hei, hei! 594 00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:36,220 Dar distanta de siguran��, gardul din s�rma ghimpat�? 595 00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:39,140 �n teorie, a� putea s� fiu �n�epat�. 596 00:38:39,340 --> 00:38:42,510 Care este problema cu tine? �mi imaginez c� ai dificult��i. 597 00:38:43,170 --> 00:38:45,970 - Totul e �n regul�. - Dar nu este �n regul�. 598 00:38:46,140 --> 00:38:49,980 Nu exist� divergen�e �n aceast� echip�. Aceasta este regul� num�rul unu. 599 00:38:50,180 --> 00:38:52,020 Scuz�-m�, dac� repet. 600 00:38:52,180 --> 00:38:54,780 Ai terminat de f�cut estimarea? 601 00:38:54,890 --> 00:38:58,110 - E�ti nebun? �i-a spus c� am terminat! - Ah, bine. 602 00:39:08,950 --> 00:39:12,830 Marcelle, Marcelle, Marcelle. Ai primit mesajul meu? 603 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,250 - Ce faci aici? - Po�i s� ai grij� de copii disear�? 604 00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:18,640 - Ce? - �tiu c� cer multe de la tine. 605 00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:20,640 Trebuie s� fiu singur� c� s� lucrez. 606 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,220 Nu sunt eu de vin�. Este din cauza domnului Pinpin. 607 00:39:23,340 --> 00:39:26,810 Este o nebunie total�. Po�i s� m� aju�i? 608 00:39:26,970 --> 00:39:29,890 - Da. M-ai speriat pu�in. - Mul�umesc. 609 00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:33,440 Trebuie s� plec. Mul�umesc mult. La revedere. 610 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,690 Osul meu sacral este complet blocat. 611 00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:37,240 Bun�. 612 00:39:40,270 --> 00:39:41,900 Nu �tiu... 613 00:39:43,030 --> 00:39:45,700 Po�i s� vezi? M� plec a�a... 614 00:39:45,820 --> 00:39:47,910 Dar apoi nu merge mai departe. 615 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,460 A�a merge bine, dar c�nd... 616 00:39:57,540 --> 00:40:00,260 - Ce faci, au s� te vad�. - Nu sunt eu �ns�mi. 617 00:40:00,380 --> 00:40:02,420 - Trebuie s� pleci. - �mi pare r�u, e domnul Pinpin. 618 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:04,930 Trebuie s� te descarci. Am ceva pentru tine. 619 00:40:05,090 --> 00:40:08,140 - Ce-ai spus? - E�ti parc� �n trans�. 620 00:40:08,260 --> 00:40:10,930 - Sunt �n trans�? - Scuz�-m�, dar... 621 00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:13,720 Te compor�i ca un b�rbat. 622 00:40:13,890 --> 00:40:15,690 - Nu sunt un b�rbat! - Sst... 623 00:40:17,690 --> 00:40:19,360 Totul e �n regul�? 624 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:23,070 Sunt o femeie... cu o scul� de b�rbat. 625 00:40:23,230 --> 00:40:25,080 - Este o mare diferen��. - Da. 626 00:40:25,230 --> 00:40:27,990 - �mbr�c�mintea e at�t de str�mta! - �nceteaz� cu asta. 627 00:41:05,190 --> 00:41:07,190 Scuza�i-m�, domnule. 628 00:41:08,610 --> 00:41:09,990 Dumnezeule! 629 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:12,120 Jeanne? 630 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:16,750 Jeanne, eu... 631 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,710 La naiba, la naiba! 632 00:41:21,170 --> 00:41:22,840 Mai vrei unul? 633 00:41:23,630 --> 00:41:25,920 - Vrei �nc� unul? - Da... 634 00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:31,970 Asta este o nebunie. 635 00:41:32,140 --> 00:41:33,680 Joe, Joe... 636 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,150 E�ti singura care �tie. Pot avea �ncredere �n tine? 637 00:41:37,310 --> 00:41:41,310 Da, eu sunt t�cut ca morm�nt. N-a� spune nimic, niciodat�. 638 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,950 �n orice caz, nimeni nu m-ar crede. 639 00:41:48,990 --> 00:41:50,860 Am �i eu un secret. 640 00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:53,120 - Oh, da? - Da. 641 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:56,200 Da, dar... Nu este la fel de mare ca... 642 00:41:56,370 --> 00:41:59,420 Ca secretul t�u, dar... 643 00:42:00,370 --> 00:42:02,720 Sunt �nc� virgin�. 644 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:05,510 Aoleu. 645 00:42:06,170 --> 00:42:08,140 - �tiu. - Scuz�-m�. 646 00:42:08,300 --> 00:42:12,020 Cred c� sunt singura din �ntregul personal care lucreaz� aici. 647 00:42:15,850 --> 00:42:19,400 Dar, nu e a�a. Chiar deloc... 648 00:42:20,020 --> 00:42:23,110 Nici eu... nu am f�cut-o niciodat�. 649 00:42:23,350 --> 00:42:27,530 - Domnul Pinpin nu a mai f�cut-o p�n� acum. - Ah, da. 650 00:42:27,770 --> 00:42:29,650 Sunt o mam� �i o fecioar�. 651 00:42:29,860 --> 00:42:31,780 - Pe jum�tate fecioar�. - Da... 652 00:42:31,940 --> 00:42:36,670 �nseamn� jum�tate din fecioarele din firma. Asta m�re�te statisticile. 653 00:42:43,790 --> 00:42:45,380 - Jeanne... - Da? 654 00:42:45,630 --> 00:42:46,970 �i? 655 00:42:47,130 --> 00:42:49,000 - Crezi c� noi... - Nu. 656 00:42:49,170 --> 00:42:52,220 - Am�ndou� am crezut la fel? - Nu. 657 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,810 Poate c� da. 658 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,980 - Oh, da. - Oh, da! 659 00:42:59,100 --> 00:43:02,600 �i dac� nu pot s� o fac? Poate c� nu m� pricep. 660 00:43:02,770 --> 00:43:05,820 - Nu �tiu cum s� o fac. - Nici eu nu m� pricep. 661 00:43:05,940 --> 00:43:08,070 - A�a �i? - Deci... s� facem asta. 662 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,200 �mi pare r�u, drag�. 663 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,870 Nu �tiu ce are. �mi pare r�u. 664 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,410 �mi pare r�u. 665 00:43:21,580 --> 00:43:26,420 - Poate c� nu m-a pl�cut domnul Pinpin. - Nu, cu siguran�� nu. 666 00:43:26,710 --> 00:43:28,930 A�teapt�, m� �ntorc imediat. 667 00:43:29,170 --> 00:43:31,140 Sigur c� dorm. 668 00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:33,890 Ce crezi c� fac? A�teapt� o secund�. 669 00:43:34,050 --> 00:43:36,270 A�teapt�... 670 00:43:37,050 --> 00:43:39,400 Nu trebuie s� o faci �n seara asta. 671 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:43,070 - Capul t�u este conectat la Pinpin. - Nu este vorba de asta. 672 00:43:43,310 --> 00:43:47,610 Dac� alergi la un maraton �i te g�nde�ti c� mai ai 42 km, 673 00:43:47,770 --> 00:43:50,020 e�ti gata, e�ti terminat�, e�ti moart�. 674 00:43:50,190 --> 00:43:53,440 Concentreaz�-te pas cu pas, ai �n�eles? 675 00:43:53,650 --> 00:43:56,830 Eu fac asta, dar el nu m� ascult�. �n�elegi? 676 00:43:57,070 --> 00:44:00,330 Nu Pinpin are probleme, ci capul t�u. 677 00:44:00,580 --> 00:44:05,250 Cred c�... e sub o presiune enorm�, a�a c� nu reu�e�te. 678 00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:08,550 Totul este �n capul t�u. G�nde�te-te la caban�, la femeia aceia. 679 00:44:08,790 --> 00:44:10,340 La cizmele �nalte. 680 00:44:10,630 --> 00:44:12,420 La blana animalelor. 681 00:44:12,710 --> 00:44:15,760 A�teapt�, drag�. Nu este deloc ce crezi tu. 682 00:44:18,180 --> 00:44:20,140 Joe? 683 00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:24,190 - Ai alergat vreodat� la maraton? - Nu. 684 00:44:25,980 --> 00:44:28,980 Imagineaz�-�i... 685 00:44:29,810 --> 00:44:31,310 O caban�. 686 00:44:34,690 --> 00:44:36,370 �i apoi... 687 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,550 Mul�umesc mult! 688 00:44:56,710 --> 00:45:00,510 Mul�umesc, mul�umesc. E incredibil ce ai f�cut pentru mine. 689 00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,520 Este ceva normal. 690 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,270 Dar spune-mi... 691 00:45:06,180 --> 00:45:09,530 Cum a fost ritmul? Ai fost mul�umit�? 692 00:45:09,690 --> 00:45:11,690 Important este modul �n care ai f�cut-o. 693 00:45:11,850 --> 00:45:13,730 Da, dar eu credeam... 694 00:45:14,150 --> 00:45:15,950 c� ritmul �i... 695 00:45:16,610 --> 00:45:18,990 mi�carea �i tot restul... 696 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:23,240 - Nu mai sunt virgin�... - Bine, bine, drag�. 697 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,330 - Eu... - �i-a pl�cut. 698 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:28,960 E o nebunie, o adev�rat� nebunie. 699 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,800 Credeam c� unele lucruri nu se vor �nt�mpla niciodat�. 700 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:35,090 �i apoi a fost ca �i cum a� fi fost �n �nchisoare. 701 00:45:35,250 --> 00:45:38,180 Ca �i cum voi fii condamnat� pentru totdeauna. 702 00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:40,770 Absolut nevinovat�. �nchisoare pe via��. 703 00:45:40,930 --> 00:45:43,520 �i acum, Jeanne... este o nebunie. 704 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,400 Acum pot spune �n sf�r�it... 705 00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,690 Jeanne? 706 00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:12,420 Aoleu, mama ta e frumoas�. 707 00:46:12,620 --> 00:46:14,800 E dr�gu� c� ai spus asta. 708 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,210 - Ar��i grozav �n aceast� diminea��. - Chiar crezi asta? 709 00:46:20,340 --> 00:46:22,090 Mam�, am �nt�rziat! 710 00:46:23,340 --> 00:46:26,390 - Hopa! - Nu ne po�i duce niciodat� �n bra�e. 711 00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,600 Eu �ntotdeauna �mi m�n�nc spanacul, dragilor. 712 00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,140 - Nu �i-ai sp�lat din�ii. - Nu ai semnat c�nd am plecat la �coal�. 713 00:46:32,390 --> 00:46:34,190 Nu ai cump�rat p�ine. 714 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,570 Totul se duce pe apa s�mbetei. 715 00:46:36,730 --> 00:46:38,530 Hopa, sus. 716 00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:46,870 Uite a�a. Acum v� urez mult� dragoste. 717 00:46:47,740 --> 00:46:51,000 - C�nd mergem la mare? - Vreau �i eu unul. 718 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,260 - Ce te face s� spui asta? - Mam�, nu pl�nge. 719 00:46:54,420 --> 00:46:57,970 Dar tata petrece Cr�ciunul �n Costa R�ca. 720 00:47:01,050 --> 00:47:04,550 Doar s� vorbim �n pace despre copii, f�r� nici un stres. 721 00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:07,190 ��i promit. Asta e grozav. 722 00:47:07,350 --> 00:47:09,310 Te s�rut, ne vedem disear�. 723 00:47:09,510 --> 00:47:13,060 ��i ia copiii de Cr�ciun �i tu spui c� "�l s�ru�i"? 724 00:47:13,930 --> 00:47:16,230 Nu ��i face griji. Nu ��i face griji! 725 00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:18,360 Nu �n�eleg chestia asta. 726 00:47:18,650 --> 00:47:21,700 - O zi frumoas�! - �i �ie la fel! 727 00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:23,740 Uite, vine aici... Oh. 728 00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,460 Bun� ziua. O zi bun�. 729 00:47:28,740 --> 00:47:31,750 O zi bun�. Bun� tuturor. 730 00:47:32,620 --> 00:47:34,870 Bun�, Merlin. 731 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,920 E�ti gata pentru �nt�lnire? 732 00:47:37,170 --> 00:47:40,720 Sunt gata. Probabil c� te sim�i din nou bine. 733 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,550 - Da, sunt �n form�. �n mare form�. - Jeanne. 734 00:47:43,710 --> 00:47:46,590 Trebuie s� lucr�m de Cr�ciun. Nu avem de ales. 735 00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:49,100 Nici o problem�, am luat asta �n considerare. 736 00:47:49,220 --> 00:47:51,850 - Unde e casca ta. - Da, casca. 737 00:47:52,010 --> 00:47:54,980 Avem nevoie de panourile solare. C�nd vor veni? 738 00:47:55,100 --> 00:47:58,570 Mai bine �I �ntreb�m pe Merlin. 739 00:47:58,730 --> 00:48:01,730 - Merlin? - Au fost trimise... 740 00:48:01,940 --> 00:48:04,540 - Cui au fost trimise? - Da... cui? 741 00:48:04,690 --> 00:48:07,320 - C�nd vin panourile solare? - Da, vin... 742 00:48:07,530 --> 00:48:09,200 La urm�torul sf�r�it de s�pt�m�n�. 743 00:48:09,450 --> 00:48:11,920 - Perfect. Se potrive�te exact. - E minunat. 744 00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:15,050 - Bine. - Clientul este chiar acolo, Jeanne. 745 00:48:15,290 --> 00:48:17,710 Dragii mei prieteni... 746 00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:25,220 Ce mai face�i ast�zi? Bine a�i venit pe �antier. 747 00:48:25,420 --> 00:48:27,140 - Bun� ziua, domnule. - O zi bun�. 748 00:48:27,260 --> 00:48:29,140 - O zi bun�. - Bun� ziua. 749 00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:31,720 Bun� ziua. Oh, ce str�ngere de m�n� ferm�. 750 00:48:31,970 --> 00:48:34,820 - O zi bun�... - Bun� ziua, doamn�. 751 00:48:35,020 --> 00:48:37,610 Sunt �nc�ntat�! 752 00:48:39,230 --> 00:48:41,980 Avem cafea �i biscui�i care ne a�teapt� �n�untru. 753 00:48:42,230 --> 00:48:44,400 S� mergem. 754 00:48:46,530 --> 00:48:48,830 Vino aici, Merlin. Merlin... 755 00:48:49,070 --> 00:48:52,830 Aten�ie la s�rm� ghimpat�. �mi amintesc regulile! 756 00:48:52,990 --> 00:48:56,460 Tu e�ti un expert. �mi po�i recomanda �n un restaurant romantic pentru cin�? 757 00:48:56,700 --> 00:48:58,380 - Nu. - Nu? 758 00:48:58,540 --> 00:49:02,130 Cunosc doar barurile de prostituate, ca to�i tic�lo�ii. 759 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,930 Domnule, �nc� dou�, v� rog. 760 00:49:07,510 --> 00:49:09,180 Nu e prea grav. 761 00:49:09,300 --> 00:49:11,800 Mai este, de asemenea Revelionul, care e important. 762 00:49:11,970 --> 00:49:14,640 Trecerea �n anul viitor, nu-i a�a? 763 00:49:14,810 --> 00:49:16,350 Totul e grozav. 764 00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:18,310 �i... 765 00:49:20,730 --> 00:49:22,610 Prietena ta? Cum se simte ea? 766 00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:25,870 Oh, foarte bine, da. Super... 767 00:49:26,530 --> 00:49:30,200 - E�ti pu�in obosit cu siguran��? - Dar este ceva normal. 768 00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,580 �n mod clar acest lucru este normal! 769 00:49:32,780 --> 00:49:34,830 Am trecut �i eu prin asta. 770 00:49:34,990 --> 00:49:37,290 Am doi copii, dup� cum �tii. 771 00:49:37,450 --> 00:49:39,420 Tot timpul petrecut cu copilul... 772 00:49:39,580 --> 00:49:42,960 Al�ptarea, schimbarea scutecelor, al�ptarea, schimbarea scutecelor... 773 00:49:43,130 --> 00:49:44,750 Dar tu cum te sim�i? 774 00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:48,170 Cine se ocupa de tine? 775 00:49:51,720 --> 00:49:53,310 Hm? 776 00:49:55,140 --> 00:49:56,730 Jeanne... 777 00:49:56,970 --> 00:49:59,070 - Anton... - Ce faci? 778 00:49:59,230 --> 00:50:03,150 Nu te preface timid. Mi-ar place s� te �nt�lnesc. 779 00:50:05,310 --> 00:50:07,780 �tiu c� vrei �i tu, dragule. 780 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,000 E�ti at�t de puternic... 781 00:50:25,250 --> 00:50:27,050 la un loc... 782 00:50:27,210 --> 00:50:29,090 �i ascult�-m� cu aten�ie. 783 00:50:30,590 --> 00:50:34,390 �tii, c�nd �i-am spus c� m-am schimbat... 784 00:50:35,550 --> 00:50:38,310 Am vorbit foarte serios. 785 00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:41,400 - Vrei s� vezi? - Da. 786 00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:44,860 - Da? - Da, Jeanne. Haide... 787 00:50:48,980 --> 00:50:50,580 Uite a�a... 788 00:50:52,740 --> 00:50:55,160 Este ceva cu tine, Anton? 789 00:50:56,620 --> 00:50:58,830 Te doare capul? 790 00:50:58,990 --> 00:51:02,590 Am s�-�i iau �ampania. Probabil c� este prea mult pentru tine. 791 00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:04,210 Uite a�a... 792 00:51:04,420 --> 00:51:06,880 - Vrei s� vezi mai mult? - Da. 793 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,550 - Dezbrac�-te odat�! - Nu, Anton. 794 00:51:09,710 --> 00:51:12,140 Trebuie s� �mi ceri asta mult mai sentimental. 795 00:51:12,340 --> 00:51:14,310 - Te rog, Jeanne, drag�. - Da? 796 00:51:14,590 --> 00:51:17,600 - Te rog s� te dezbraci. - Ce b�iat cuminte, a�a e bine. 797 00:51:17,850 --> 00:51:20,560 - Sigur vrei s� m� vezi? - Oh, da. 798 00:51:20,810 --> 00:51:23,150 - Atunci implor�-m�. - Oh, te rog. 799 00:51:23,390 --> 00:51:26,110 E�ti foarte aproape. Vrei s� vezi cu adev�rat? 800 00:51:26,770 --> 00:51:28,770 �i acum salut�-I pe domnul Pinpin. 801 00:51:36,740 --> 00:51:38,370 Da, da, da. 802 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,250 Uite a�a... 803 00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:03,270 Dup� 18 ani �mpreun�, m� surprinzi �nc�. 804 00:52:03,430 --> 00:52:06,360 E�ti at�t de generos �i deschis la toate. 805 00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:09,730 Pe scurt, ce noapte nebun�. 806 00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:17,740 Merit�m s� ne lu�m r�mas bun, nu-i a�a? 807 00:52:17,910 --> 00:52:21,380 Mul�umesc. Jeanne, fosta ta so�ie. 808 00:52:22,530 --> 00:52:24,500 - O zi bun�. - E incredibil. 809 00:52:24,750 --> 00:52:27,670 Acestea sunt nivelele tale de androgen �i testosteron. 810 00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:31,720 Hormonul masculin, 35 nano moli. Uimitor, �ntr-adev�r. 811 00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,630 Acestea sunt nivelele tale de stres �i progesteron. 812 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:37,180 Hormonul feminin, 315 pg. 813 00:52:37,300 --> 00:52:40,300 Aceasta este cople�itoare, valorile explodeaz�. 814 00:52:40,510 --> 00:52:43,060 Aceasta �nseamn� c� e�ti ca un adolescent. 815 00:52:43,180 --> 00:52:45,560 Doar c� e�ti "doi �n unul". 816 00:52:45,810 --> 00:52:49,610 Deci, �ntr-adev�r, acesta este un caz pentru studiu. 817 00:52:49,850 --> 00:52:53,070 Ai observat mai multe modific�ri de ultima oar�? 818 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:56,740 Sunt foarte musculoasa �i dup� cum am spus 819 00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:00,450 sunt at�t de bucuroas�, �nc�t domnul Pinpin... 820 00:53:00,660 --> 00:53:04,210 A� putea trece imediat la treab�. Este grozav s� ai o "coad�". 821 00:53:04,450 --> 00:53:08,050 Te rog, nu deveni prea vulgar�. S� r�m�nem �n domeniul �tiin�ific. 822 00:53:08,210 --> 00:53:11,380 Am f�cut cercetare �i am g�sit un caz similar cu al t�u. 823 00:53:11,580 --> 00:53:13,510 - Chiar a�a? - �n secolul al XVI-lea. 824 00:53:13,670 --> 00:53:15,550 O fat� de la �ar� numit� Marie. 825 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:19,180 �ntr-o zi, p�zea ni�te porci. Porcii au fugit. 826 00:53:19,340 --> 00:53:22,190 Ea fuge dup� ei. �i fuge �i fuge... 827 00:53:22,340 --> 00:53:24,520 Deodat� vrea s� sar� peste un sunt. 828 00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:28,530 Ea decoleaz�, sare �n aer, f�c�nd asta cu un deosebit echilibru... 829 00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:30,780 La aterizare, "boom". La fel ca tine. 830 00:53:31,350 --> 00:53:33,030 - Ah, a�a? - Ea e micu�a Marie. 831 00:53:33,190 --> 00:53:35,570 Cu excep�ia porcilor �i a echilibrului. 832 00:53:35,770 --> 00:53:38,950 Acest lucru este dovedit �tiin�ific, de Ambroise Par�. 833 00:53:39,190 --> 00:53:40,573 El este un expert �n anatomie. 834 00:53:40,574 --> 00:53:43,570 A disecat cadavre pentru prima oar�, �mpotriva voin�ei bisericii. 835 00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:48,330 Un pionier remarcabil, un precursor al medicinii de ast�zi. 836 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:51,590 �i ce s-a �nt�mplat cu Marie �n cele din urm�? 837 00:53:51,830 --> 00:53:55,760 Ea �i-a legat s�nii, a �nceput s� poarte pantaloni �i s-a rebotezat Jermain. 838 00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:57,890 Toat� lumea a uitat c� a fost o femeie. 839 00:53:58,050 --> 00:54:01,720 Avea �i barb�, la fel ca Conchita Wurst. 840 00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,930 - Tu nu ai �nc�, nu-i a�a? - Nu. 841 00:54:04,140 --> 00:54:06,140 - Ar putea ap�rea. - Doamne, nu. 842 00:54:06,310 --> 00:54:10,530 �ntotdeauna trebuie s� faci mai multe cercet�ri. Adesea credem c� �tim ceva. 843 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:15,190 Nu �tim nimic, doar credem c� �tim. �i brusc apare cineva ca tine. Arat�. 844 00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:19,740 Pur �i simplu arunca �n aer problema de gen. Chiar �i teza mea. 845 00:54:19,940 --> 00:54:22,870 O tez� despre bisexualitate... 846 00:54:23,030 --> 00:54:25,830 Eu... mai cercetez �nc�. 847 00:54:25,990 --> 00:54:29,460 - Doctore, e�ti �n regul�? - Nu e bine. Eu nu pot s� dorm. 848 00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:31,000 - Sunt terminat. - Oh... 849 00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:35,710 Trebuie s� te vad� un coleg al meu. Un specialist �n tulbur�ri genetice. 850 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:38,960 Trebuie s� faci asta pentru �tiin��. Cazul t�u este simbolic. 851 00:54:39,210 --> 00:54:41,720 Nu. Nimeni nu trebuie s� �tie despre asta. 852 00:54:41,970 --> 00:54:45,190 Este clar? O mam� cu "coada", este o situa�ie jenant�. 853 00:54:45,430 --> 00:54:48,770 Nu mai spune "coada". G�se�te altceva. 854 00:54:48,930 --> 00:54:52,280 Sunt expresii mai bune. Ar trebui s� ��i fac o list�? 855 00:54:52,430 --> 00:54:54,650 - Ai putea s� te mai g�nde�ti? - Ei bine... 856 00:54:54,810 --> 00:54:57,820 - G�nde�te-te �i o s� vorbim din nou. - Da. 857 00:54:58,020 --> 00:54:59,320 - ��i promit. - Bine... 858 00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:03,370 Uite a�a, dragule! 859 00:55:03,570 --> 00:55:07,170 Da, intr�. Tata e aici. Intr�, intra. 860 00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:10,080 Merge�i �n camera voastr�. Mama �i tata trebuie s� vorbeasc�. 861 00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:12,710 - Dar nu uita nimic. - Nu, am o list� complet�. 862 00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:16,630 - Intr�, nu fii timid. Simte-te ca acas�. - Bun� ziua. 863 00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,500 Bun�... 864 00:55:18,750 --> 00:55:21,350 - Ce mai faci? - Am venit s�-i v�d pe copii. 865 00:55:21,550 --> 00:55:23,770 Nu ��i face griji, sunt bine ca de obicei. 866 00:55:24,010 --> 00:55:26,260 - Copii! - Sunt chiar acolo. 867 00:55:26,550 --> 00:55:29,180 Vreau s� spun c� am anulat biletele copiilor pentru Cr�ciun. 868 00:55:29,430 --> 00:55:33,680 Nu erau rambursabile, dar asta nu este prea grav, deci... 869 00:55:34,690 --> 00:55:36,810 Eu voi pleca m�ine. 870 00:55:37,020 --> 00:55:39,704 Nu pot spune copiilor c� s-a anulat c�l�toria cu o zi �nainte. 871 00:55:39,705 --> 00:55:41,046 A�teapt� cu ner�bdare. 872 00:55:41,070 --> 00:55:43,160 - Ar fi crud, nu crezi asta? - Faci cum vrei. 873 00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:45,290 Eu s�rb�toresc Cr�ciunul singur�. 874 00:55:45,450 --> 00:55:46,990 Uneori e mai frumos a�a. 875 00:55:49,660 --> 00:55:51,250 Copii! 876 00:55:51,540 --> 00:55:53,910 Am impresia c� nu te sim�i prea bine acum. 877 00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:55,790 Copii! 878 00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:58,420 Parc� nu ai nici o putere, e�ti prea moale. Nu-i a�a? 879 00:55:58,710 --> 00:56:01,300 Copii! 880 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:05,050 Copii, dac� p�n� num�r la trei, nu sunte�i aici... 881 00:56:05,220 --> 00:56:07,430 - Mama! - Veni�i aici, dragii mei. 882 00:56:07,630 --> 00:56:09,810 Dragii mei... 883 00:56:10,050 --> 00:56:12,310 Mi-a fost at�t de dor de voi! 884 00:56:12,970 --> 00:56:15,980 Nu uita�i, Mo� Cr�ciun vine la... 885 00:56:16,230 --> 00:56:17,820 - Mama. - A�a este. 886 00:56:17,940 --> 00:56:19,650 S� v� distra�i bine. 887 00:56:19,860 --> 00:56:23,610 - Haide. S�rb�tori fericite. - La revedere, tat�... oh, mam�. 888 00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:25,370 Bun�, dragii mei! 889 00:56:25,650 --> 00:56:28,750 Tat�, mergem la mare? Ura! 890 00:56:31,740 --> 00:56:34,670 - Asta ar putea fi a�ezat� �n spate. - Bine. 891 00:56:34,910 --> 00:56:36,630 - Bruno, casca! - Oh... 892 00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:45,180 Haide�i, continua�i! 893 00:56:45,380 --> 00:56:48,100 Con�inu�i p�n� la cap�t! Da, a�a este bine. 894 00:56:48,300 --> 00:56:50,680 Merlin... vai de mine! 895 00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:55,980 �n regul�! Grozav. Foarte bine... 896 00:56:56,100 --> 00:56:59,440 Bravo... ce e asta? 897 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:05,280 Sauhaufen vine aici, imediat. Bine, oameni buni. 898 00:57:23,710 --> 00:57:25,260 - Jeanne! - Da, vin imediat. 899 00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:45,620 Jeanne? 900 00:57:46,780 --> 00:57:49,200 - Ce se �nt�mpl� aici? - Ce? Nimic. 901 00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:53,420 - Credeam c� nu e�ti b�rbat? - Nu sunt un b�rbat, eu... 902 00:57:53,620 --> 00:57:56,410 Asta este... doar... un aspect nou. 903 00:57:57,410 --> 00:58:01,090 Vrei s� treci ca b�rbat mai repede... 904 00:58:01,330 --> 00:58:03,930 Oh, nu. Nu are nimic de-a face cu asta. 905 00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:06,300 Cred c� e... ceva inteligent. 906 00:58:06,590 --> 00:58:10,220 - At�ta timp c�t nu m� s�ru�i pe mine. - Asta a fost din cauza drogurilor. 907 00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:12,600 - Nu a �nsemnat nimic! - Nu mai conteaz�. 908 00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:15,100 �I imi�i pe ��I t�u, am �n�eles. 909 00:58:15,300 --> 00:58:17,900 - Nu mai suntem �n anii '50. - Ce? 910 00:58:18,100 --> 00:58:21,020 Vrei s� fii un b�rbat? Scoate-�i bastonul din fund. 911 00:58:21,270 --> 00:58:23,440 Tu stai doar acolo. Nu merge a�a. 912 00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:27,320 - Cravata nu merge deloc. - Asta e ceva serios. 913 00:58:27,610 --> 00:58:29,330 Nu. 914 00:58:30,610 --> 00:58:32,360 - A�a? - Descheie-te la c�ma��. 915 00:58:32,650 --> 00:58:34,780 - Dar nu am p�r pe piept. - �i ce dac�? 916 00:58:35,030 --> 00:58:37,630 - Sunt b�rba�i �i f�r� p�r. - Ai dreptate. 917 00:58:37,780 --> 00:58:39,330 - Da, sigur. - A�teapt� pu�in... 918 00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:46,050 - Pune-�i un pulover. - Care? 919 00:58:46,210 --> 00:58:49,210 - Din acela pe g�t, ce �tiu eu? - Bine. 920 00:58:52,550 --> 00:58:56,100 Nu. Costumul nu este problema, tu e�ti prea feminin�. 921 00:58:56,340 --> 00:58:57,770 Chiar a�a? 922 00:58:58,010 --> 00:59:01,270 De ce ��i sco�i fundul a�a? E�ti Beyonce, sau ce? 923 00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,690 Stai �i tu ca un b�rbat. A�a e mult mai bine. 924 00:59:04,900 --> 00:59:06,440 Oh... 925 00:59:07,770 --> 00:59:11,820 Primii pa�i pe Marte. C�t de tare este asta? 926 00:59:12,070 --> 00:59:13,740 - Trebuie s�-�i spui Jean. - Jean... 927 00:59:13,990 --> 00:59:16,990 Jeanne, Jean, suna aproape la fel. Sun� mai b�rb�te�te. 928 00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:20,080 Noi femeile sunt �ntotdeauna at�t de timide. 929 00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:23,960 Ac�ion�m �n lini�te �i ne temem s� nu deranj�m. 930 00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:26,670 �i spunem, "Da, sunt disponibil�". 931 00:59:26,830 --> 00:59:32,060 B�rba�ii, pe de alt� parte... b�rba�ii �i fac timp s� stea cu picioarele desf�cute. 932 00:59:32,260 --> 00:59:36,810 Vorbesc vulgar �i �njura tot ce se �nt�mpl� �n jurul lor. 933 00:59:36,970 --> 00:59:39,890 De ce? Ei cred c� lumea le apar�ine. 934 00:59:40,100 --> 00:59:44,730 Uit�-te la Adam. Asta este un b�rbat. Testosteron pur. 935 00:59:44,940 --> 00:59:48,440 Trebuie s� g�nde�ti "mascul, puternic, viril". 936 00:59:48,650 --> 00:59:50,270 Scuz�-m�, dar... 937 00:59:51,020 --> 00:59:54,320 - "Coada" �l face pe om, nu-i a�a? - Sau nu... 938 00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:58,990 Asta face... 939 01:00:00,580 --> 01:00:02,450 - Vrei s� vorbim despre asta? - Ce? 940 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:05,710 - Despre ce? - S� discut�m pe fa��, Jeanne. 941 01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:07,920 - Ce? - E�ti acuzata �nc�. 942 01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:10,760 Dar... nu am f�cut nimic. De ce? 943 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:14,510 Seminarul, ��i aminte�ti? A fost un fiasco, vrei s� vorbim despre asta? 944 01:00:14,670 --> 01:00:16,600 - Oh, despre aia vorbe�ti. - Da, exact. 945 01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:19,440 Nu, nu, te asigur... 946 01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:21,140 - Ce? - Nu e nici o problem�. 947 01:00:21,390 --> 01:00:25,060 V�d c� te lup�i ca �i cum am fii �n competi�ie. 948 01:00:25,310 --> 01:00:27,940 Nu concurez cu tine, nu concurez cu nimeni. 949 01:00:28,100 --> 01:00:29,900 - Sunt doar competenta. - Ah, da. 950 01:00:30,150 --> 01:00:33,450 Tu e�ti �eful la birou �i pe �antier. Peste tot. 951 01:00:33,730 --> 01:00:36,030 Po�i s� te descurci oriunde. 952 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:39,750 Pentru tine eu sunt doar un tic�los, �tiu asta. 953 01:00:39,910 --> 01:00:41,950 �mi pare r�u, am fost un tic�los. 954 01:00:42,700 --> 01:00:45,080 Acesta nu este un motiv pentru a exagera. 955 01:00:45,250 --> 01:00:49,130 �i av�nd �n vedere povestea noastr�... 956 01:00:49,290 --> 01:00:51,790 Evident, �mi pare r�u. 957 01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,300 Ce am f�cut gre�it? 958 01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:57,100 Te �ntrerup pentru c� nu �n�eleg nimic. 959 01:00:57,300 --> 01:01:00,720 Nu-mi amintesc nimic. Am uitat totul. 960 01:01:00,890 --> 01:01:04,890 - �mi pare r�u. Am fost patetic�. - Nu, nu, nu... 961 01:01:05,020 --> 01:01:08,140 - Nu m-ai trecut �n palmares. - Am un palmares? 962 01:01:12,770 --> 01:01:16,120 - Merlin... Acum totul este clar. - Da? 963 01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:18,910 - Cum ai succes la femei? - Ce? 964 01:01:19,070 --> 01:01:22,040 - Adic�, cum le prinzi? - Jeanne... 965 01:01:37,510 --> 01:01:38,930 Nu! 966 01:01:39,090 --> 01:01:41,180 Ce trucuri? 967 01:01:41,430 --> 01:01:43,800 Eu nu am trucuri. 968 01:01:44,050 --> 01:01:46,150 - E �n regul�. - �n orice caz, f�r� trucuri. 969 01:01:46,310 --> 01:01:48,650 Desigur, este evident. 970 01:01:49,310 --> 01:01:51,810 Pardon! Nu pot s� trec! 971 01:01:51,940 --> 01:01:53,860 Jeanne... 972 01:01:54,020 --> 01:01:57,280 Te rog, �nceteaz� cu prostiile astea. 973 01:02:09,830 --> 01:02:12,830 Doamn�, nu vre�i s� cobor��i? 974 01:03:14,230 --> 01:03:15,820 Bun� ziua. 975 01:03:15,940 --> 01:03:19,240 - Jeanne, am o casc� pentru tine. - Mul�umesc. 976 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:22,240 Ce ar trebui s� fac cu o macara de 3 metri? 977 01:03:22,530 --> 01:03:25,280 Am nevoie de una de 15 m. Ce ar trebui s� fac cu una de trei metri? 978 01:03:25,570 --> 01:03:26,870 Salut, b�ie�i! 979 01:03:26,950 --> 01:03:30,080 Dac� nu este acolo m�ine, vei auzi ve�ti de la avocatul meu. 980 01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:32,590 - Oh... - Bun�... 981 01:03:32,750 --> 01:03:34,870 Ce este? Din nou Stach... 982 01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:36,420 Bun�, Jeanne! 983 01:03:36,710 --> 01:03:40,340 - A�tept de 20 de minute. - Uite aici sunt. 984 01:03:40,550 --> 01:03:43,800 Timp de 20 de minute, m� �ii �n a�teptare! 985 01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:46,720 Am nevoie imediat de macara. 986 01:03:48,140 --> 01:03:49,890 Aten�ie! 987 01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,140 Sunt pe �antier... 988 01:03:52,390 --> 01:03:53,890 Aten�ie! 989 01:04:00,770 --> 01:04:02,280 Te sim�i bine? 990 01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:05,790 Dar tu? 991 01:04:06,030 --> 01:04:07,620 Ce? 992 01:04:13,660 --> 01:04:15,160 Aoleu. 993 01:04:15,410 --> 01:04:17,510 - Bravo, Jeanne! - Bravo! 994 01:04:22,550 --> 01:04:27,180 Am continuat cercet�rile �i cu r�bdare am f�cut progrese. 995 01:04:27,380 --> 01:04:29,510 Poate c� pot zbura cu adev�rat. 996 01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:31,890 - Vorbe�ti cu tine �ns��i? - Ce? 997 01:04:32,810 --> 01:04:37,190 Nu, cum a�a? Scuz�-m�, Jean-Paul, te sun �napoi. 998 01:04:38,270 --> 01:04:39,900 Ce se �nt�mpl�? 999 01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:43,030 M� mut. 1000 01:04:54,330 --> 01:04:57,670 Nu am spus nimic �nainte, dar ��i mul�umesc. Cu adev�rat. 1001 01:04:57,910 --> 01:04:59,540 Este ceva normal. 1002 01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:04,010 - Nu ai de ce s�-mi mul�ume�ti. - Tu nu �tii, dar... 1003 01:05:04,170 --> 01:05:06,510 Eu am copii. Ar fi fost ceva groaznic. 1004 01:05:07,130 --> 01:05:09,510 �n regul�, Superman. E o mam� aici! 1005 01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:12,100 Da, dar eu m� ocup singur de ei. �i-ai luat casca? 1006 01:05:12,300 --> 01:05:15,930 - Ce este cu mama lor? - E complicat. 1007 01:05:16,060 --> 01:05:19,560 Pune-�i casca pe cap. Nu ai v�zut c� e periculos pe �antier? 1008 01:05:23,570 --> 01:05:26,820 �eful a avut dreptate, facem o echip� bun� noi doi. 1009 01:05:26,990 --> 01:05:29,830 - O echip� ca �n benzile desenate. - Da, dar avem succes. 1010 01:05:30,070 --> 01:05:32,450 De�i nu �n toate domeniile. 1011 01:05:39,870 --> 01:05:41,750 Ai devenit mai frumoas�, Jeanne. 1012 01:05:42,830 --> 01:05:46,300 Pardon, pardon, nu am vrut s� sune a�a! 1013 01:05:46,550 --> 01:05:48,800 Am vrut doar s�... Jeanne! 1014 01:05:48,970 --> 01:05:51,840 �n regul�, suntem prieteni, prieteni adev�ra�i. 1015 01:05:52,090 --> 01:05:54,020 - Suntem prieteni. - Prieteni. 1016 01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:58,270 M� g�ndesc la o circumcizie. 1017 01:06:00,100 --> 01:06:02,730 Nu face fata asta, eu nu trebuie s� fiu atent�. 1018 01:06:02,900 --> 01:06:05,820 Pot m�nca ceea ce vreau. Nu pun pe mine nici un singur gram. 1019 01:06:05,980 --> 01:06:09,110 Oh, mi-e dor de copii, este un co�mar. 1020 01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:11,410 Din fericire, �I am pe Jean, c�nd sunt trist�. 1021 01:06:11,610 --> 01:06:16,040 Pe timp de noapte, m-am plimbat singur�, nu-mi mai e fric�, �in ochii deschi�i. 1022 01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:18,920 - Pot respira. - Pentru asta nu e nevoie de "coad�". 1023 01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:20,910 Din fericire, mai este �i Merlin. 1024 01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:23,880 - E foarte dr�gu�. - Tic�losul �la? 1025 01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:25,670 Nu e un tic�los, �tiu ce vorbesc. 1026 01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:29,010 - Cum se simte prietenul t�u? - Este iubitul meu acum, totul e �n regul�. 1027 01:06:29,170 --> 01:06:31,220 Dr�gu�, te-ai �nscris �n clubul "Bridget Jones". 1028 01:06:31,510 --> 01:06:36,060 Dar b�rbatul pe care �I vezi �n fiecare zi, timp de 10 minute, este doar iubitul t�u? 1029 01:06:36,180 --> 01:06:40,400 Rela�ia mea sexual� este stabil�. Pl�ng pentru c� Bridget e at�t de proast�. 1030 01:06:41,020 --> 01:06:43,020 Sta�i a�a, doamn�, te voi ajuta. 1031 01:06:44,980 --> 01:06:46,530 Ce faci? 1032 01:06:46,770 --> 01:06:48,150 - Mai vre�i inc� unul? - Da. 1033 01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:49,620 Uite a�a. 1034 01:06:49,780 --> 01:06:51,370 - Mai dori�i altceva? - Nu, mul�umesc. 1035 01:06:51,570 --> 01:06:55,070 - Pentru nimic, domni�oara. - Mul�umesc foarte mult. 1036 01:06:56,070 --> 01:06:58,120 Mi-a z�mbit. 1037 01:06:58,740 --> 01:07:00,120 Sunt pe felie. 1038 01:07:02,250 --> 01:07:05,920 Hei, cel pu�in ��i po�i cere scuze! E un idiot complet. 1039 01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:07,630 - Idiotule! - Ce a fost asta? 1040 01:07:07,790 --> 01:07:09,550 M� pot ap�ra �i singur�. 1041 01:07:09,710 --> 01:07:13,680 Femeile pot purta copii �n bra�e, pungile de cump�r�turi �i ghiozdanele �colare. 1042 01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:16,940 - Ai amnezie de la testosteron? - E�ti nebun�? 1043 01:07:17,100 --> 01:07:19,940 Dar e dr�gu� s�-i aju�i pe al�ii. Nu fii absurd�. 1044 01:07:20,060 --> 01:07:22,860 Sunt absurd�? Pentru c� nu am o scul�? 1045 01:07:22,980 --> 01:07:24,440 - Shh... - Oh, haide! 1046 01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:27,690 Ce e �n neregul� cu tine? Eu sunt, Jeanne, prietena ta. 1047 01:07:27,860 --> 01:07:30,860 - Nu doar un alt b�rbat. - Uit�-te la tine. 1048 01:07:31,110 --> 01:07:34,200 �n cur�nd te vei vedea pe sine �nsati ca un astfel de nenorocit. 1049 01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:38,740 �mi pare r�u, am uitat c� to�i b�rba�ii sunt nemernici. 1050 01:07:38,910 --> 01:07:43,330 Ai dar deoparte un tip de l�ng� un copil de la care nu trebuia s� �tie niciodat�. 1051 01:07:43,580 --> 01:07:46,140 Asta nu te deranjeaz� pe tine, pentru c� b�rba�ii sunt de rahat. 1052 01:07:46,370 --> 01:07:49,500 Dar ai un fiu, nu-i a�a? Asta e bine. 1053 01:07:49,750 --> 01:07:53,430 Dar nu i-a explicat m�car odat� c� to�i b�rba�ii sunt de rahat. 1054 01:07:53,630 --> 01:07:56,430 Tu nu e�ti un b�rbat. E�ti mult mai rea dec�t ei. 1055 01:07:56,630 --> 01:07:59,680 Chiar mai rea dec�t fostul t�u so�! Uite a�a, e�ti mul�umit�? 1056 01:07:59,930 --> 01:08:02,520 �i crede-m�, a fost un mare t�mpit! 1057 01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:05,190 - Doamn�... - Nu m� atinge! D�-te din drum! 1058 01:08:07,270 --> 01:08:09,240 �mi pare r�u, domnule, asta doare tare. 1059 01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:11,270 �tiu, domnule. 1060 01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:12,990 �mi pare r�u. 1061 01:08:13,230 --> 01:08:15,910 Bun�, Jeanne. 1062 01:08:16,070 --> 01:08:17,926 Vroiam s� �mi dai un r�spuns la �ntrebarea mea. 1063 01:08:17,950 --> 01:08:21,370 �i-am sugerat s� consul�i un coleg specialist. 1064 01:08:21,580 --> 01:08:25,210 Cr�ciun fericit, �ie �i domnului Pinpin. La revedere. 1065 01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:29,840 Nu mai veni f�r� s� m� anun�i. Las�-m�! 1066 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,630 Te iubesc. 1067 01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:35,220 - M-am s�turat de prostiile astea! - Atunci termin� cu asta! 1068 01:08:35,970 --> 01:08:39,140 Cr�ciun fericit, nenorocitule! 1069 01:08:51,860 --> 01:08:55,200 Mama mea vitreg� a dobor�t pas�rea. 1070 01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:59,160 Au r�mas �n Saint Bart �i au cobor�t a venit pe cos. 1071 01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:01,450 Jeanne. S�rb�tori Fericite. 1072 01:09:01,620 --> 01:09:05,370 - Copiii erau speria�i. - Ah, da. 1073 01:09:05,540 --> 01:09:07,880 - Am �ipat de bucurie. - Oh... 1074 01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:10,540 - A fost de neoprit. - Grozav. 1075 01:09:10,710 --> 01:09:14,510 - Cum a fost Ajunul Cr�ciunului? - Am stat singur, ca un idiot. 1076 01:09:14,750 --> 01:09:16,630 - Chiar a�a? - So�ia mea a plecat. 1077 01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:20,970 �mi v�d copiii la fiecare weekend �i de Cr�ciun. 1078 01:09:21,140 --> 01:09:24,060 - Asta este! - De ce nu ave�i custodie comun�? 1079 01:09:24,220 --> 01:09:27,100 Am cerut acest lucru, dar a fost respins. 1080 01:09:27,270 --> 01:09:28,860 De ce? 1081 01:09:28,980 --> 01:09:32,780 Apartamentul meu este prea mic �i pentru c� pl�tesc so�iei pensie alimentar�. 1082 01:09:32,900 --> 01:09:34,900 De ce pl�te�ti pensie alimentar�? 1083 01:09:35,150 --> 01:09:37,740 Am p�r�sit apartamentul �i acum trebuie s� pl�tesc. 1084 01:09:37,990 --> 01:09:40,110 Nu �n�eleg, fosta ta so�ie e handicapat�? 1085 01:09:42,320 --> 01:09:45,170 Noi b�rba�ii nu avem drepturi asupra copiilor. 1086 01:09:45,410 --> 01:09:48,510 Dac� exist� un b�rbat, acest lucru este necesar. Crede-m�. 1087 01:09:48,660 --> 01:09:50,210 Dac� este bogat. 1088 01:09:50,420 --> 01:09:53,040 Noi nu ne putem permite nici m�car un mare avocat. 1089 01:09:53,290 --> 01:09:56,890 C�nd dragostea se termin�, p�strezi t�cerea sau pleci. 1090 01:09:57,050 --> 01:09:59,770 �i cine vrea s� renun�e la copii? 1091 01:10:00,430 --> 01:10:02,600 Eu �tiu despre ce vorbesc. 1092 01:10:03,430 --> 01:10:05,560 Nu e de mirare c� b�rba�ii simuleaz�. 1093 01:10:06,100 --> 01:10:07,690 - Iart�-m�. - Nici o problem�. 1094 01:10:07,850 --> 01:10:09,650 - �mi pare r�u. - Nu e nici o problem�. 1095 01:10:09,810 --> 01:10:11,730 De c�nd simuleaz� b�rba�ii? 1096 01:10:11,940 --> 01:10:14,910 De c�nd femeile sunt la putere, �efa. 1097 01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:20,330 Unde este Merlin? Noi putem lucra pe data de 25 �i el nu este aici? 1098 01:10:20,610 --> 01:10:23,360 - L-a�i v�zut �n diminea�a asta? - Nu, �efa! 1099 01:10:28,950 --> 01:10:31,300 LUMEA SE SCHIMBA 1100 01:10:31,540 --> 01:10:33,380 Merlin. 1101 01:10:33,620 --> 01:10:36,920 Merlin! 1102 01:10:37,170 --> 01:10:39,550 Ce faci? Toat� lumea te a�teapt�. 1103 01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:42,350 - Eu doar... am probleme. - Ce este? 1104 01:10:42,630 --> 01:10:45,510 - Cum a�a? - D�daca e bolnav�. 1105 01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:48,560 - Ce ar trebui s� fac? - Tata! 1106 01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:50,850 Da, tata e aici. 1107 01:10:51,060 --> 01:10:54,190 Ia-o u�or, scumpo. Nu m� trage de p�r. 1108 01:10:54,440 --> 01:10:58,110 Tata te duce �napoi, trebuie s� lucreze. Fii cuminte. 1109 01:10:58,360 --> 01:11:02,110 R�m�i aici �n camer�. 1110 01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:04,610 Nu at�t de tare, juca�i-v� �n lini�te. 1111 01:11:04,820 --> 01:11:07,040 - Merlin? - Ce? 1112 01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:09,630 Stau eu cu ei, apoi facem schimb. 1113 01:11:09,870 --> 01:11:13,370 Ca o custodie comun�, bine? Copii, acesta e Jeanne. 1114 01:11:13,620 --> 01:11:15,500 - Jeanne, copiii mei. - Bun�, copii. 1115 01:11:15,750 --> 01:11:19,300 Voi sta cu voi, �n timp ce tata are treab�. 1116 01:11:19,590 --> 01:11:22,430 Acum m-ai salvat din nou. 1117 01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:25,180 - Tat�? - Ce? 1118 01:11:25,430 --> 01:11:27,270 Cine este �eful, tu sau doamn�? 1119 01:11:27,550 --> 01:11:29,730 Tata este �ntotdeauna �ef, dar �i doamn�, de asemenea. 1120 01:11:29,970 --> 01:11:32,850 Ne vedem mai t�rziu. La revedere, Jeanne. 1121 01:11:32,980 --> 01:11:36,860 Este grozav. Ne vedem mai t�rziu... Oh, nu e mai bine. 1122 01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:40,200 Fi�i dr�gu�i, �i asculta�i de doamn�. 1123 01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:42,740 - ��I t�u a f�cut asta? - Da, sigur. 1124 01:11:42,990 --> 01:11:44,580 Ce este �n geant�? 1125 01:11:44,700 --> 01:11:47,950 - A uitat pr�jiturile. - Nu! 1126 01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:50,670 - A spus c� le coacem ast�zi. - Ce p�cat. 1127 01:11:50,830 --> 01:11:53,000 - Tata coace pr�jituri cu tine? - Da. 1128 01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:01,260 Merlin... Hei! 1129 01:12:03,510 --> 01:12:05,260 Ce s� fac acum? 1130 01:12:08,390 --> 01:12:10,310 - Ce mai faci? - Bun�, Jeanne. 1131 01:12:10,510 --> 01:12:14,110 Am vrut s� te invit la un pahar s�-�i mul�umesc. 1132 01:12:14,270 --> 01:12:15,860 Da? 1133 01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:20,240 - �i cine are grij� de copii �n seara asta? - Mama lor. 1134 01:12:20,770 --> 01:12:24,200 Ei bine, dac� mama lor este acolo, atunci... 1135 01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:26,610 - Bine, am s� vin. - Ei bine, te a�tept. 1136 01:12:26,740 --> 01:12:28,360 Bine eu... 1137 01:12:36,620 --> 01:12:38,220 Rahat. 1138 01:12:39,380 --> 01:12:40,970 La naiba. 1139 01:12:47,930 --> 01:12:49,300 Domni�oar�! 1140 01:13:01,310 --> 01:13:03,530 - Salut! - Bun�, salut... 1141 01:13:03,690 --> 01:13:06,240 - E�ti cam nebun�. - �i tu e�ti beat. 1142 01:13:06,530 --> 01:13:07,900 Un pic... 1143 01:13:08,150 --> 01:13:10,580 - Spune-mi... - Da? 1144 01:13:10,700 --> 01:13:12,250 Ce? 1145 01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:14,960 De ce... 1146 01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:19,800 De ce nu locuie�ti cu so�ia �i copiii? 1147 01:13:22,790 --> 01:13:25,260 - Suntem desp�r�i�i. - Da... 1148 01:13:25,420 --> 01:13:27,340 Oh... 1149 01:13:27,550 --> 01:13:30,520 - Nu �tiam asta. - Nu aveai cum s� �tii. 1150 01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:33,310 - �i tu? Ai cineva? - Ah... 1151 01:13:36,060 --> 01:13:39,440 �n prezent trec printr-o faz� special�. Nici un b�rbat. 1152 01:13:39,730 --> 01:13:43,150 Dac� spui "nici un b�rbat", �nseamn� c� e�ti... 1153 01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:45,950 - Nu, cu siguran�� nu. - E�ti singur�... 1154 01:13:46,190 --> 01:13:49,040 �n orice caz, sunt complet... 1155 01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:52,250 - Din toate punctele de vedere? - Dou�... 1156 01:13:52,410 --> 01:13:54,630 - Care dou�? - Cele de baz�. 1157 01:13:54,780 --> 01:13:57,750 - De baz�? - Oh, uite sunt dou� scaune libere. 1158 01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:05,340 - Nu este u�or s� abordezi femeile. - Pardon! 1159 01:14:05,630 --> 01:14:08,630 Tu �ntotdeauna spui "frumoas� meu" �i "comoar�". 1160 01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:10,930 �tii cu cine am fost ultima oar�... 1161 01:14:11,180 --> 01:14:13,220 - Nu, cine? - Ai fost chiar tu. 1162 01:14:25,610 --> 01:14:27,320 Oh, stai a�a. Nu! 1163 01:14:27,610 --> 01:14:29,780 - Oh, �mi pare r�u. - Nu. 1164 01:14:29,940 --> 01:14:33,790 E din cauza mea. Trec printr-un moment nepotrivit... 1165 01:14:34,030 --> 01:14:36,250 Cum s� spun? Am o irita�ie de piele. 1166 01:14:36,530 --> 01:14:41,010 O alergie enervant� �i repetitiv�... la pisici. 1167 01:14:41,250 --> 01:14:44,500 Trebuie s� plec, dar a fost o sear� cu adev�rat grozav�. 1168 01:14:44,670 --> 01:14:48,010 Dar acum... trebuie... 1169 01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:56,600 Oh, nu. Oh, la naiba. La naiba. 1170 01:14:58,390 --> 01:15:00,610 Vin acum! 1171 01:15:01,390 --> 01:15:03,320 Vin imediat! 1172 01:15:10,530 --> 01:15:13,370 Aoleu... 1173 01:15:14,780 --> 01:15:17,660 Mama... De ce pl�ngi? 1174 01:15:17,910 --> 01:15:20,830 - Mo� Cr�ciun a fost pe aici. - Ura! 1175 01:15:22,620 --> 01:15:24,590 A�teapt�! 1176 01:15:24,750 --> 01:15:26,300 Oh, da... 1177 01:15:28,670 --> 01:15:30,760 La revedere. 1178 01:15:31,010 --> 01:15:33,600 - Totul e bine? - Da, este super. 1179 01:15:34,430 --> 01:15:37,400 - Nu e bine. Salut... - Cel mic nu doarme niciodat�. 1180 01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:39,350 - Nu? - Niciodat�! 1181 01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:42,860 Prietena mea are �n prezent depresie postnatal�. 1182 01:15:42,980 --> 01:15:47,280 S-a dus la mama ei s� se relaxeze. 1183 01:15:47,440 --> 01:15:49,940 �i eu sunt singur... 1184 01:15:50,110 --> 01:15:53,030 Tata nu are lapte. 1185 01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:55,830 Vrei s� �l iei tu? Eu nu mai pot! 1186 01:15:56,070 --> 01:15:58,830 Primele trei luni sunt cele mai grele. 1187 01:15:58,990 --> 01:16:00,710 Apoi totul e �n regul�. La revedere! 1188 01:16:00,950 --> 01:16:04,630 Nu am fost niciodat� acolo pentru Paul �i Lou. Niciodat�! 1189 01:16:04,870 --> 01:16:08,090 Erai mereu singur�. Iart�-m�. 1190 01:16:08,250 --> 01:16:10,250 Facem �i noi ceea ce putem. 1191 01:16:10,380 --> 01:16:11,970 Ciao... 1192 01:16:12,210 --> 01:16:15,260 - Te rog s� m� aju�i. M� �n�elegi? - Da, da. 1193 01:16:15,550 --> 01:16:18,640 Ce ar putea fi acolo? 1194 01:16:20,970 --> 01:16:23,820 Mama, de ce mergi ca un pinguin? 1195 01:16:23,970 --> 01:16:27,100 Pinguinii sunt dr�gu�i. Fac asta din c�nd �n c�nd. 1196 01:16:27,270 --> 01:16:29,940 Acum deschide�i cadourile. 1197 01:16:30,900 --> 01:16:33,780 Am n�scut doi copii. 1198 01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:54,170 Cum se simte domnul Pinpin? 1199 01:17:06,730 --> 01:17:08,820 Bine, �n regul�. 1200 01:17:09,190 --> 01:17:11,660 Mergem s� m�nc�m. Ca prieteni. 1201 01:17:14,020 --> 01:17:15,650 �i tu trebuie s� te odihne�ti. 1202 01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:20,040 Ce vrei s� m�n�nci? 1203 01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:28,090 Din moment ce avem acum prieteni... 1204 01:17:29,620 --> 01:17:32,800 Po�i s�-mi poveste�ti ce este cu so�ia ta? 1205 01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:35,050 - Ce s-a �nt�mplat? - Bine... 1206 01:17:35,210 --> 01:17:38,810 �n birou, nimeni nu �tie, s� c� prefer s� r�m�n� �ntre noi. 1207 01:17:39,430 --> 01:17:41,600 Secretele tale sunt �n siguran�� cu mine. 1208 01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:45,310 Am cunoscut �i alte detalii intime despre tine. 1209 01:17:45,510 --> 01:17:47,360 Ea a fugit. 1210 01:17:48,930 --> 01:17:52,560 C�nd a aflat c� tat�lui ei �i plac b�rba�ii, a �nnebunit. 1211 01:17:52,730 --> 01:17:56,080 P�n� atunci, totul a mers bine �ntre noi, dar apoi... 1212 01:17:56,530 --> 01:17:58,780 ea s� trezit diminea�a pl�ng�nd �i a plecat. 1213 01:17:58,940 --> 01:18:03,170 A disp�rut de aproape �apte luni. A fost greu. 1214 01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:05,830 Mai ales pentru cea mic�, avea doi ani. 1215 01:18:05,990 --> 01:18:09,170 - �i c��i ani are acum? - Acum are patru ani. 1216 01:18:10,710 --> 01:18:12,710 Mama ei a vizitat-o din c�nd �n c�nd. 1217 01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:16,180 Ele merg la filme, ca �i noaptea trecut�. 1218 01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:18,970 Deci asta explic� nevoia mea s� beau. 1219 01:18:19,130 --> 01:18:21,850 Nu �n�eleg, de ce �n ultimii doi ani... 1220 01:18:22,010 --> 01:18:25,560 te prefaci la serviciu c� a�i fi �nc� c�s�tori�i? 1221 01:18:25,720 --> 01:18:27,820 E o prostie? 1222 01:18:28,020 --> 01:18:31,570 �tii cum se nume�te un b�rbat care are grij� de patru copii? 1223 01:18:31,810 --> 01:18:34,190 Mama. Ce crezi de asta? 1224 01:18:35,270 --> 01:18:38,370 A� vrea s� cunosc o femeie care c�tig� mai mult dec�t mine. 1225 01:18:38,570 --> 01:18:41,660 Eu a� r�m�ne acas� cu copiii. 1226 01:18:42,660 --> 01:18:45,200 Ar fi grozav. �ntr-adev�r. 1227 01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:49,460 Atunci stai cu ei, Merlin. 1228 01:18:50,290 --> 01:18:54,590 Femeile se �mpac� cu asta. De ce nu �i noi? Adic� tu. 1229 01:18:54,830 --> 01:18:56,710 - Ce? - Ce? Ce crezi? 1230 01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:59,590 E amuzant, cum te-a sc�pat gura. 1231 01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:01,630 Dar, foarte amuzant. 1232 01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:04,220 �ntr-un fel e�ti un tip amuzant. 1233 01:19:06,100 --> 01:19:08,640 Dar tu e�ti o femeie. Femeile merg �ntotdeauna p�n� la cap�t. 1234 01:19:08,890 --> 01:19:10,310 Nu le este fric�. 1235 01:19:10,600 --> 01:19:14,320 B�rba�ii au mai mult mu�chi, nu chiar to�i, 1236 01:19:15,020 --> 01:19:17,320 dar asta nu �i face mai puternici. 1237 01:19:17,610 --> 01:19:19,530 Tu �tii asta. 1238 01:19:20,530 --> 01:19:22,650 Ninge. Uite. Oh, nu. 1239 01:19:25,660 --> 01:19:27,200 - Jeanne. - Ce? 1240 01:19:27,370 --> 01:19:31,750 Nu-�i aminte�ti, dar... O singur� dat� pentru mine a �nsemnat ceva. 1241 01:19:32,290 --> 01:19:33,840 - Da? - Da. 1242 01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:37,630 �i ceea ce mi-ai spus a fost foarte frumos. 1243 01:19:37,790 --> 01:19:39,300 - Da? - Da. 1244 01:19:43,970 --> 01:19:46,810 - Chiar nu-�i aminte�ti? - Nu, eu... 1245 01:19:47,050 --> 01:19:48,930 Este... vreau... 1246 01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:51,900 Oh, nu. 1247 01:19:53,890 --> 01:19:56,270 Pardon. 1248 01:20:03,820 --> 01:20:06,070 M� �ntrebam... 1249 01:20:07,950 --> 01:20:11,200 Tu... Nu trebuie s� r�spunzi. 1250 01:20:11,450 --> 01:20:14,130 Mi-am pus �ntrebarea, 1251 01:20:15,210 --> 01:20:18,210 dac� ai avut odat� o experien�� cu un b�rbat? 1252 01:20:19,170 --> 01:20:23,140 - E clar, e�ti bisexuala. - Nu, nu, �n nici un caz. 1253 01:20:23,340 --> 01:20:27,010 - Dar tu? - Asta te �ngrijoreaz�. 1254 01:20:27,890 --> 01:20:30,730 Ascult�, cum pot s� spun? 1255 01:20:31,430 --> 01:20:34,900 Indiferent de modul �n care r�spunzi, sunt heterosexual. 1256 01:20:35,020 --> 01:20:37,820 Heterosexual... de la zero. 1257 01:21:08,130 --> 01:21:09,430 Nu, nu, nu, nu, nu. 1258 01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:11,970 Nu, nu, nu. Nu, Merlin. 1259 01:21:12,100 --> 01:21:13,690 �nceteaz�. 1260 01:21:13,930 --> 01:21:16,900 Noi suntem prieteni. Prietenii se s�ruta? 1261 01:21:17,020 --> 01:21:20,520 Prietenii se s�ruta pe gur�? G�nde�te-te la consecin�e. 1262 01:21:20,690 --> 01:21:23,860 Ce ar spune colegii din birou despre noi? 1263 01:21:24,020 --> 01:21:26,120 Tu ai grij� deja de patru copii. 1264 01:21:26,820 --> 01:21:31,540 Te compor�i ca �i cum ai fi c�s�torit. Eu sunt un... eu sunt... 1265 01:21:35,870 --> 01:21:37,420 Uite aici. 1266 01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:47,890 Suntem prieteni, ai �n�eles? 1267 01:21:48,920 --> 01:21:50,770 Ai �n�eles? 1268 01:21:51,010 --> 01:21:52,680 Doar prieteni, omule. 1269 01:22:20,710 --> 01:22:22,500 Aten�ie, v� rog! 1270 01:22:22,670 --> 01:22:24,340 Vreau s� �in un toast pentru 1271 01:22:24,540 --> 01:22:27,920 finalizarea primei scoli din Fran�a, 1272 01:22:28,090 --> 01:22:30,560 singura care folose�te energie regenerabil�. 1273 01:22:32,090 --> 01:22:36,310 Mul�umirile mele speciale merg spre cineva minunat, Jeanne... 1274 01:22:37,310 --> 01:22:38,900 �i Merlin. 1275 01:22:39,020 --> 01:22:41,440 V� mul�umesc la am�ndoi, v� mul�umesc. 1276 01:22:44,020 --> 01:22:46,240 Jeanne, voiam s� ��i spun, c� ar��i minunat. 1277 01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:48,780 - Unde este Joe? - A demisionat. 1278 01:22:48,940 --> 01:22:51,700 - Cum a�a? - A plecat �ntr-o c�l�torie mistic�. 1279 01:22:51,860 --> 01:22:54,620 Sau de aromoterapie sau medita�ie... 1280 01:22:55,320 --> 01:22:57,580 - �efa, ciocnim un pahar? - Cu pl�cere. 1281 01:22:57,740 --> 01:22:59,750 - Mul�umesc pentru tot. - �i eu ��i mul�umesc. 1282 01:23:00,370 --> 01:23:02,750 Am f�cut totul singur. 1283 01:23:03,330 --> 01:23:05,550 �i am f�cut �i salat�... 1284 01:23:05,710 --> 01:23:08,300 - Pot s� v� �ntreb ceva? - Da, sigur. 1285 01:23:08,420 --> 01:23:11,340 �nchidem gura femeilor, a�i f�cut ceva despre asta. 1286 01:23:11,550 --> 01:23:14,020 �i spunem ceva, care nu se potrive�te. 1287 01:23:14,180 --> 01:23:17,270 Cum ar trebui s� se comporte cel mai bine femeia? 1288 01:23:17,430 --> 01:23:19,150 Are cineva un r�spuns? 1289 01:23:20,270 --> 01:23:23,860 �tiam c� nu e�ti �oarece de birou. Ai fost perfect�. 1290 01:23:24,060 --> 01:23:27,860 Mai mult dec�t perfect�. Ca femeie, �ntotdeauna e dificil. 1291 01:23:28,730 --> 01:23:31,200 Casca este cea mai bun� pentru tine �i... 1292 01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:34,820 Jeanne, Jeanne... Jeanne, a�teapt�. 1293 01:23:34,990 --> 01:23:37,080 Ce este? Putem vorbi? 1294 01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:39,960 Nu, trebuie s� plec, ca s�... 1295 01:23:40,910 --> 01:23:42,540 Fac pipi. 1296 01:23:43,290 --> 01:23:44,920 S� faci pipi? 1297 01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:48,010 Jeanne, Jeanne. Jeanne, a�teapt�. 1298 01:23:48,590 --> 01:23:51,180 - Stai a�a. Ce faci? - Nu fac nimic. 1299 01:23:51,300 --> 01:23:54,300 - Fugi din nou. Tot timpul. - Eu nu fug. 1300 01:23:54,510 --> 01:23:56,180 La naiba, stai pe loc. 1301 01:23:56,340 --> 01:23:59,060 Explic�-mi asta. Altfel voi �nnebuni. 1302 01:23:59,180 --> 01:24:03,310 Nu mai �n�eleg nimic. La naiba, stau dezbr�cat �n fa�a ta. 1303 01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:07,530 Ar trebui s� fug, dar nu pot. 1304 01:24:07,690 --> 01:24:10,320 Ce simt cu tine, este ceva special. 1305 01:24:10,520 --> 01:24:12,650 Ceva ce n-am mai sim�it niciodat�. 1306 01:24:12,780 --> 01:24:15,700 Jeanne, spune-mi ce se �nt�mpl�. Te implor. 1307 01:24:15,820 --> 01:24:19,790 Te voi accepta cu chilo�ii t�i b�rb�te�ti �i cu tartru. 1308 01:24:19,950 --> 01:24:22,120 Te voi accepta a�a cum e�ti. 1309 01:24:23,450 --> 01:24:26,750 De�i o voce �mi spune, "Las-o �n pace, pleac� de aici". 1310 01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:30,220 Dar nu pot, nu pot. 1311 01:24:30,340 --> 01:24:33,710 Nu pot. �i �tii ce este mai amuzant? 1312 01:24:33,880 --> 01:24:35,970 Tu e�ti cea care va pleca din nou. 1313 01:24:47,690 --> 01:24:48,990 Doamn� Claire! 1314 01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:53,240 M� duc la colegul dumitale, dar apoi plec la Bangkock! 1315 01:24:53,400 --> 01:24:56,070 - Cum �ndr�zne�ti? - Vreau s� fiu ca �nainte. 1316 01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:59,240 - Du-m� �n Bangkock. - Cazul t�u este special. 1317 01:24:59,410 --> 01:25:01,630 - Asta ar putea dura ani de zile. - De ce? 1318 01:25:01,780 --> 01:25:03,910 Acest lucru nu este mai r�u dec�t piercing-ul. 1319 01:25:04,160 --> 01:25:07,290 - Lini�te�te-te! - O t�ietur� �i gata! Uite aici... 1320 01:25:08,250 --> 01:25:10,380 - A�a... - Las-o jos! Opre�te-te! 1321 01:25:10,670 --> 01:25:12,390 L�sa foarfecele din m�n�! 1322 01:25:12,670 --> 01:25:15,800 Doamna Lemarchand a le�inat. 1323 01:25:16,210 --> 01:25:18,930 - Jeanne. - Ce se va �nt�mpla cu mine? 1324 01:25:19,090 --> 01:25:23,100 - Sunt o atrac�ie pentru circ. - Nu, nu e a�a. 1325 01:25:23,260 --> 01:25:26,690 Nu �ntr-un circ foarte cunoscut, dar... 1326 01:25:39,030 --> 01:25:41,620 - Bun�. - Bun�... 1327 01:25:46,330 --> 01:25:49,210 - Nu vrei batista? - De ce nu. 1328 01:25:50,250 --> 01:25:52,250 - Mul�umesc. - Nu ai pentru ce. 1329 01:25:54,340 --> 01:25:56,960 - De ce pl�ngi? - Eu nu pl�ng. 1330 01:25:57,130 --> 01:26:00,560 - Bine. - Doar c� am r�cit. 1331 01:26:01,090 --> 01:26:02,940 O r�ceal� puternic�... 1332 01:26:03,550 --> 01:26:05,980 Tic�losul de Adam nu m-a mai sunat. 1333 01:26:06,100 --> 01:26:08,730 A plecat. 1334 01:26:08,890 --> 01:26:11,770 - Nu te mai sup�r� cel pu�in. - Nu. 1335 01:26:12,810 --> 01:26:15,570 Sun�-I �i spune-i c� ��i lipse�te. 1336 01:26:15,820 --> 01:26:18,740 Niciodat�, �n via�a mea. I-am trimis un mesaj. 1337 01:26:18,900 --> 01:26:22,250 - Nu mi-a r�spuns. - Spune-i c� �i-e dor de el. 1338 01:26:22,530 --> 01:26:24,450 Este u�or. 1339 01:26:24,700 --> 01:26:26,250 �n plus... 1340 01:26:26,870 --> 01:26:29,420 Tom a�teapt� cu ner�bdare. 1341 01:26:34,710 --> 01:26:36,510 Suntem �n aceia�i situa�ie? 1342 01:26:41,630 --> 01:26:44,140 Nu mai pl�nge. 1343 01:26:45,050 --> 01:26:48,180 �n afar� de chestia cu domnul Pinpin e�ti o femeie grozav�. 1344 01:26:48,430 --> 01:26:51,400 Eu nu sunt normal�. 1345 01:26:51,690 --> 01:26:53,860 - A�tep�i pe cineva? - Nu. 1346 01:26:53,980 --> 01:26:55,700 Cine este? 1347 01:26:56,690 --> 01:26:59,320 - Jeanne Claire? - Ea este aici. 1348 01:26:59,610 --> 01:27:02,280 Jeanne, trebuie s� r�spunzi c�nt te sun. 1349 01:27:02,450 --> 01:27:04,950 Sunt prea b�tr�n ca s�-mi fac griji. 1350 01:27:05,950 --> 01:27:09,080 - Ea este �ndr�gostit�. - E �ndr�gostit�? Asta e grozav. 1351 01:27:09,240 --> 01:27:11,170 - Sunt de acord. - De un b�rbat sau de o femeie? 1352 01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:14,420 Un b�rbat, bine�n�eles. Doctore, haide! 1353 01:27:14,710 --> 01:27:18,130 �mi pare r�u. Dar, desigur, nu este ceva evident. 1354 01:27:18,340 --> 01:27:20,260 Vorbe�te dumneata cu ea! 1355 01:27:20,420 --> 01:27:24,600 - El o place foarte mult, nu conteaz�. - Sigur c� da. 1356 01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:28,560 - Desigur. Este evident. - Ai v�zut? 1357 01:27:29,350 --> 01:27:31,850 - Evident... - Deci? 1358 01:27:31,980 --> 01:27:35,400 Dac� a� fi fost �n locul lui, nu a� fii prea sigur... 1359 01:27:35,690 --> 01:27:37,910 Nu spune asta. E�ti nebun? 1360 01:27:38,060 --> 01:27:40,160 Modera�i-v� tonul, domni�oara! 1361 01:27:40,320 --> 01:27:43,700 Spun asta pentru c� nu este ceva obi�nuit. 1362 01:27:46,620 --> 01:27:48,790 Haide, Jeanne. 1363 01:27:52,290 --> 01:27:55,170 Jeanne, e�ti un b�rbat... nu, o femeie, 1364 01:27:55,420 --> 01:27:57,260 care este foarte special�. 1365 01:27:57,500 --> 01:28:01,850 E�ti ca "Pretty Woman", cu o coad� suplimentar�. 1366 01:28:02,010 --> 01:28:05,180 Iar�i �ncepi? �i tocmai s-a lini�tit. 1367 01:28:05,430 --> 01:28:08,930 - Nu mai spune "coada". Este jenant. - Bine... 1368 01:28:09,140 --> 01:28:12,020 Imagineaz�-�i toate posibilit��ile. 1369 01:28:12,270 --> 01:28:14,770 Dar nu vreau s� fac asta. 1370 01:28:14,940 --> 01:28:17,650 Vreau doar s� iubesc ca o femeie. 1371 01:28:17,850 --> 01:28:21,580 Sunt o femeie adev�rat�. O femeie adev�rat�. 1372 01:28:26,820 --> 01:28:29,330 Deci, b�rbatul �sta se descurc� bine? 1373 01:28:29,570 --> 01:28:31,420 Oh, da. 1374 01:28:32,660 --> 01:28:36,340 - Bine. Lini�te�te-te. - Este minunat. 1375 01:28:36,580 --> 01:28:38,750 - �mi place at�t de mult. - Asta e bine. 1376 01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:43,260 - Nu am dorit niciodat� pe nimeni a�a. - Este foarte bine. 1377 01:28:43,420 --> 01:28:46,930 - Asta este dragostea? - Dar, acum opre�te-te! 1378 01:28:47,180 --> 01:28:50,400 Scuz�-m� de expresie, dar nu ai s�nge �n ou�? 1379 01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:54,780 - Are dreptate. - Trebuie s�-�i asumi ni�te riscuri. 1380 01:28:54,980 --> 01:28:58,350 Ce mai a�tep�i? Nu ai nimic de pierdut. Haide. 1381 01:28:58,560 --> 01:29:00,060 - Sunt de acord. - Haide. 1382 01:29:00,230 --> 01:29:02,070 Da, haide! 1383 01:30:00,330 --> 01:30:02,960 Te iubesc. Dar... 1384 01:30:04,090 --> 01:30:06,380 Dar? Ce este, Jeanne? 1385 01:30:06,590 --> 01:30:09,930 Ce se �nt�mpl�? Tu... e�ti o bigam�? 1386 01:30:11,930 --> 01:30:15,560 Sau poate c� tu e�ti... sora mea? 1387 01:30:15,810 --> 01:30:17,310 Nu, Merlin. 1388 01:30:27,030 --> 01:30:28,620 Eu... 1389 01:30:33,740 --> 01:30:35,410 Eu... 1390 01:30:36,700 --> 01:30:38,040 Eu... 1391 01:30:38,290 --> 01:30:41,840 Jeanne, nu, nu, nu. 1392 01:30:51,340 --> 01:30:53,090 Bine. 1393 01:30:55,180 --> 01:30:56,770 Bine... 1394 01:31:56,110 --> 01:31:58,370 Jeanne! 1395 01:32:00,870 --> 01:32:02,170 Jeanne? 1396 01:32:08,210 --> 01:32:10,010 Jeanne, te sim�i bine? 1397 01:32:10,250 --> 01:32:11,970 Acum nu mai este nimic. 1398 01:32:12,710 --> 01:32:15,180 Este doar... 1399 01:32:17,220 --> 01:32:19,060 �mi plac furtunile! 1400 01:32:19,850 --> 01:32:21,770 Acest lucru este at�t de grozav! 1401 01:32:24,390 --> 01:32:28,070 Jeanne, e�ti at�t de frumoas�. E�ti frumoas�, iubirea mea. 1402 01:32:28,810 --> 01:32:33,030 Pentru un moment m-am g�ndit c� e vina mea, dar... 1403 01:32:33,190 --> 01:32:34,490 Sst... 1404 01:32:35,820 --> 01:32:40,040 - Ai spus "dar". - Nu exist�... nu mai e nimic. 1405 01:33:09,230 --> 01:33:11,110 Ah, prea t�rziu. 1406 01:33:11,270 --> 01:33:12,570 Oh! 1407 01:33:12,650 --> 01:33:16,780 Tragi cu s�ge�i �n televizor? Asta nu se face! 1408 01:33:16,950 --> 01:33:20,790 - Sticlu�a este gata. - Micu�a ta cre�te 2 cm pe minut. 1409 01:33:20,950 --> 01:33:22,830 - Ai f�cut asta inten�ionat. - �mi pare r�u. 1410 01:33:22,990 --> 01:33:24,870 - Pot s� trec? - Scuz�-m�. 1411 01:33:25,040 --> 01:33:26,630 - Se poate? - Unde vrei s� mergi? 1412 01:33:26,790 --> 01:33:29,170 - Nu conteaz�, vreau doar s� trec. - Treci odat�! 1413 01:33:29,330 --> 01:33:30,960 - Ha. - Hei. 1414 01:33:31,130 --> 01:33:35,600 Ce caut� cutiile goale de compot aici? Pune�i-le pe mas�! 1415 01:33:39,380 --> 01:33:42,810 - Jeanne, ar trebui s� avem un copil? - Nu, mie mi-e suficient. 1416 01:33:42,970 --> 01:33:44,520 - Chiar acum. - Vrei acum imediat? 1417 01:33:44,680 --> 01:33:46,780 Cine este? 1418 01:33:46,930 --> 01:33:49,400 Copii, veni�i s� m�nca�i tortul! 1419 01:33:49,600 --> 01:33:51,280 Nu tot odat�! 1420 01:33:51,440 --> 01:33:53,740 �i spuneai c� vrei mai mul�i copii? 1421 01:33:53,860 --> 01:33:56,110 - E doar un num�r. - Asta este imposibil. 1422 01:33:56,360 --> 01:33:57,740 Cine vrea tort? 1423 01:34:00,030 --> 01:34:01,700 Oh, Joe. 1424 01:34:03,410 --> 01:34:05,540 Dar... 1425 01:34:05,700 --> 01:34:07,450 Spune-i "bun� ziua" lui tata! 1426 01:34:10,442 --> 01:34:14,442 Done by Raiser. 113312