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YOU KNOW?

HELLO.

MY NAME IS ALBERT SAUDI. AND IF I GOT A BUCK

STOREY FOR YOU,

THE TALE, UM, ABOUT TELL STARTS IN NOVEMBER 89

INTO SAUDI DEER CAMP, LOCATED JUST NORTH

ESCANABA, MICHIGAN,

OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE HEART AND SOUL

WITH THE UPPER PENINSULA

THAT'S NORTH OF THE MACKINAW BRIDGE AND JUST

SALTO HEAVEN

FOR DOES HE DON'T KNOW NOTHING?

FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THE SUPERIOR STATE,

THERE'S A COUPLE OF THINGS THAT NEED TO BE EXPLAINED. FIRST THING IS

IN THE U. P. WE DON'T EXPLAIN THINKS

SECOND THING IS WE GOT SOME OF THE BEST HUNTING

AND FISHING IN THE WHOLE WORLD. BEAR AS

TALL AS NORWAY PINES WE GOT WOLF,

MOOSE, BEAVER, WILD TURKEY, QUAIL, RABBIT,

A FOX AND A COURSE.

THE BUCKS

HOLDING WHAT DO WE GOT? BUCKS.

BIG AS BUICKS.

YOU SLICED A VENISON OFF ONE SUPERIOR STATE BUCK

AND FEED THE HOLD STATE OF WISCONSIN.

BUT THERE'S ANOTHER U P.

THE ONE THAT INDIAN TRAVEL BOOKS.

ONE IS OLDER THAN THE VERY ROCKS IT SITS ON

THE ONE ON, AND INDIANS UNDERSTAND.

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THEM. MY OLDEST BOY MARRIED ONE

STRANGE GALS SAY THE LEAST

I'M GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF AS GREAT GRANDPA OUT FRONT'S

ALWAYS USED TO SEE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS START,

GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING

FROM THE LOINS OF OUR UNION BIG BETTY BLUE AND

ME BORE TWO BOYS RUMEN ON REMNANT

I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT UP FRONT THEY'RE NOT THE SHARPEST TOOLS

IN THE SHED.

REMEN ARE TURNED OUT TO BE PRETTY MUCH WHAT YOU'D EXPECT FROM SOMEBODY

WHO WENT BY THE NAME OF RAM NAGAR.

RUBEN

WELL,

RUBEN WAS A DIFFERENT STOREY

RUBEN SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT HANGING A SINGLE

BUCK ON A BUCK POLE DOWN IN A BIG TO DO IF YOU'RE

JUST ANOTHER FUDGE SUCKER BOB ON OVER THE BRIDGE FOR OUR SODI.

BUT LUCKILY DAD ENGINE HAD A WAY WITH HIM.

MOON DANCE WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I COME BACK WITHOUT A BUCK?

NOW SOME THINGS FIT TOGETHER BETTER THAN OTHERS AND IT'S

HARD TO SAY HOW SOMEBODY WHO WAS SO MUCH A PART

OF THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS

FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEBODY.

IT WASN'T SO NATURAL,

BUT SHE DID

UNLUCKY FOR HIM

BECAUSE HIS GREAT GRANDPA, PHONES SOLD, WAS SENT

BEHIND EVERY GOOD MAN.

THERE'S A WOMAN

WE COULD HUNT.

FORGOT YOU LIKE YOU HAD

AND GO WITHOUT THIS.

BOYS, WAIT BY THE DADDY AND I WANT YOU INSIDE. OKAY,

GO AHEAD.

WE'LL GET THERE THAT BYE, BOYS.

WHAT?

WHY IS HE YOU NEVER INVITE ME UP TO DEER CAMP?

IT'S TOOK HIM.

SO?

SO IT'S DEER CAMP.

JUST THAT MAYBE IF WE HUNTED TOGETHER IF WE HUNTED TOGETHER, I'D

BE KNOWN AS THE BUCKLEYS SUPER WHOSE WIFE SHOT HIM A BUCK.

LOOK,

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT. I REALLY DO. BUT I GOT TO DO THIS,

SON.

NO MORE, NO MORE. NO EMOTION

IN THE WALKIE

WED IN MY GARDEN

THEY WERE DOING A WASH. CAME BACK. WITCH

GROUPING

FIRST,

YOU MUST BELIEVE,

DESPITE HIS LITTLE PROBLEM, RUBIN THAT MISSED ON OPENING

DAY IN OVER 30 YEARS. BEST BAY PILE

THAT COURT,

NOT CARROTS,

SPOILED BRUSSELS SPROUTS.

SEE, DEAR AUNT, JUST COLOUR BLACK. THEY'RE ALL LIGHT. AND SINCE

THEY CAN'T SEE, THEY GOTTA RELY ON THE OLD FACTORY.

GIVE ME A LITTLE WITH THE SPOILS,

JERRY.

PEOPLE,

THERE'S A FREEZE ON ME.

GIVE IT

AT HIS KNEE.

JUST INTOTHE

SO DOWNHEARTED.

MY

FREE

TO FREEZE

YOU

KEEP GOING

WAY

GET ME

HOME.

THREE.

AH,

THE SAUDI DESERT CAMP UNDER THE WORLD FAMOUS SONY

DIRK HALF ONE UNDERSIDE IS THAT ALBERT STOREY SWEEPS

UP WHISKEY ORDER MIGHT BE. SO

HAVE ME A SONORITY. WELL, THAT'S GOOD, BROWN. ARE

YOU FEELING

I FELT ANY BETTER NOT BE DANGEROUS.

A LITTLE HEAVY, UNDERSTAND?

A LITTLE WHAT? UNDER SAD LITTLE HEAVY. UNDERSTAND

THE SAP FLOW MAKES IT. YEAH, WELL, THAT MAY BE, BUT IF I DIDN'T

KNOW BETTER, I'D SAY JUST DRAWING FROM A BOTTLE OF MAPLE SYRUP.

GIMME THE DAMN JAR BACK. ALL I SAID WAS I CAN'T LOOK AT ANOTHER

MAN WRITING A HAIRY EYEBALL AND TELLING HIS HEAVY ON THE SAP MADE MUCH

OF A MAN

MAYBE IT BE BETTER IF I TOOK TO STAMP OUT ALL TO GET IT WOULDN'T MAKE

WHAT I WOULDN'T TAKE AND YOUR MIND EVERY TIME HE TOOK A SNORTING TELL YOU THAT

LYING ABOUT THE DOG SO PUT THAT, DAD YOUR CAMP WAS HIS TENSES

OF LUCY BUT TURN FLY SEASON RAM NAGAR DOESN'T HELP.

IS THIS THE SAUDI DEAL? CAN'T FIND THE WORLD FAMOUS

STUDIO KANTO

PLAIN ALBERT, SAUDI SWEETS AND WHISKY. I SEE YOU LIKE PANCAKES,

MAYBE UNDERSTAND? OH YEAH, THAT MAKES IT YOU'RE

SUPPOSED TO BE. OH, FORSOOTH.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STEER CLEAR HER.

YOU WANT TO BE OR NASTY? I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MATTER. THAT'S

ALREADY BEEN DRUNK BEFORE. I GOT IT. OKAY, I GOT IT.

THERE WAS PLAYING THIS GAME, EH?

THEY PUT ALL THE GUYS ON ONE SIDE AND ALL THE GIRLS ON THE OTHER,

AND WE GOT A CUE STICK OFF A POOL TABLE THERE.

AND THE GIRLS ALL GOT A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER.

COUPLE OF GYM. DIRK, YOU STICK INTO THE TOILET. ROLL

FREE CASE. ALIGNING. KUGEL IS TAKING VERY MUCH.

HE'S MARRIED REMNANT R. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. THE GIRL'S

GOT A TONGUE OF A TROUT.

YOUR MOTHER HAD TURNOVER. TROUT.

SHE WAS LICKING ME LIKE A DOG'S BALLS. HER HUSBAND FILED A RESTRAINING

ORDER. I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT SHE'S GOT A HOT NOSE. HANDS

LIKE A LAGER. THIS GIRL CAN SPLIT WOOD. MORE

WORK.

YOU BRING THE PASTIES. TELL ME YOU BROUGHT TO PASS. YOU'RE GONNA EAT LIKE KINGS. YOU KNOW ME.

YOU KNOW HOW I AM. I AM A CREATURE WITH HABITS. IF TEAMS AREN'T JUST SOLD,

WON'T WORK.

TELL ME AGAIN. YOU BROUGHT THE PASTOR TOOK CARE OF IT. A BEAUTIFUL THISS

HEAVEN OR IS THIS HEAVEN? THIS IS HEAVEN. I THINK I LOOK FORWARD

TO OPENING DAY OF DEER SEASON MORE THAN ANY OTHER DATA HERE.

IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS WITH GUNS.

YOU FEELING LUCKY THIS YEAR, POP? BECAUSE I'M FEELING LUCKY.

GIVE A MAN A LITTLE LUCK AND ANYTHING WILL DO FOR BRAINS.

TOSS A LITTLE OVER THIS WAY. I WAS DRIVING UP TO CAMP TONIGHT.

I SWEAR TO GOD I HAD ONE OF THOSE THINGS.

WHAT DO YOU CALL THOSE THINGS YOU GET WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING BLACKOUTS?

ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT FLASH ACROSS YOUR MIND LIKE A DREAM ONLY

YOU'RE NOT DREAMING. EFFICIENT

WAS DRIVING UP TO CAMPAIGN THINKING ABOUT WHAT? SCOPE TO YOU

SWITCH SOCKS TO WEAR, HOW MUCH BEER TO TAKE. YOU KNOW, THE ESSENTIAL STRAIGHT

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME IS A 50 POINT

BUCK, A 50 POINT BUCK. THAT'S WHAT

I SAID. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A 50 POINT. I KNOW.

I KNOW, I KNOW. I SAID THE SAME THING I SAID, JUST CAN'T BE SO. I MEAN,

YOU KNOW, A 50 POINT BOOK, BUT I LOOKED AGAIN

DEAR IWAS ISRAEL IS YOU.

AND THE THING WAS, HE DIDN'T GO AWAY. HEY,

I JUST KEPT SEEING HIM AND SEEING HIM AND SEE IF YOU'RE STILL DRIVING

THIS WHOLE TIME. I DO NOT BELIEVE I WASN'T

SOMEBODY HAD THEIR HANDS ON THE WHEEL. BUT I CANNOT TELL YOU FOR SURE. THERE WAS MINE

ONLY HOLY WASS, RIGHT?

SO I JUMP OUT OF THE TRUCK AND STILL HE DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE.

IT WAS LIKE HE WAS WAITING FOR ME.

JUST STANDING THERE

TALL, PROUD, LIKE THE TROPHY THAT HE IS.

SO I BRING MY GUN UP,

PUT MY FINGER ON THE TRIGGER,

TAKE A DEEP BREATH TO STUDY YOUR NERVES.

AND THAT'S WHEN HE SPOKE TO ME.

HE SPOKE TO

TAKE ME READING OUR

TAKE ME NOW

WHAT?

I KNOW THAT I

DON'T KNOW SENDS AROUND THE WHEEL.

I JUST MADE THE SCYTHE.

50 POINT BUG HAD MIGHT BE THE ONLY BUCKETS.

JUST HEAR A WORD. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I KICKED

YOUR BUTT LAST YEAR. YOU AND ALL YOUR TONE, BUT TOGETHER COULDN'T

KICK MY BUTT MY 12 POINTER TO YOUR LITTLE 4.4

CORN. I THINK THAT'S A BUTT KICKING IN ANYBODY'S BOOK. WOULD YOU SAY THAT'S

A KICK AND ROBIN, LEAVE ME OUT OF IT. I TOOK THE FORM

OF PAST ON THE 21

CLEAR SHOT. 20 POINT HER. THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU CAN'T MAKE A CLEAN KILL. DON'T KILL IT ALL. IF YOU'RE GONNA PULL

THE TRIGGER POPPED AND SNAP A PICTURE OF THE STAND, YOU'LL HAVE SOMETHING FOR THIS

GREAT BOOK. I SHOT THE BIGGEST BUCK. ANYBODY SETTLING

THIS WRONG. WHEN WAS THAT? POP NUMBER? 15 1961.

BACK WHEN OUR BUCK IS

SKATERS. THAT'S RIGHT. 18 POINTS. 15

INCH TIES 24 SPREAD WOULD AWAIT A 284

ABOUT FULLY DRESSED ON DOCTOR.

ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T SHOOT A COW?

I WOULD HAVE BEEN A STATE RECORD OF, LIKE REPORT. WELL,

IT WASN'T BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE IT. WASS, YOU DIDN'T REPORT

TODAY. YOU DON'T REPORT IT. GET IN A STATE RECORD. I DON'T BELIEVE IN STATE

RECORD. WELL, HE DON'T BELIEVE IN STATE RECORDS. I DON'T BELIEVE IN ANYTHING BAD

ABOUT THE CONTENT. TNR AREN'T EITHER MANAGED BY

THE DEA AND RUBEN. WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT BIG GAME AGENCY DOWN

IN CBM? CBM? THAT'S RIGHT, POP CBM STANDS

FOR AWHILE. WHAT'S IT STAND FOR? COMMEMORATIVE BUCKS OF MICHIGAN

COMMEMORATIVE BUCKS OF MICHIGAN. YOU'VE GOT TO REPORT IT TO COMMEMORATIVE

BUCKS A MICHIGAN WHEN YOUR GREAT GRANDPA

ALPHONSE TAKE THE SAUDI RIDGE. BUCK BACK IN 1922.

YOU TEACH. YOU NOTIFIED THE STATE HELL NOW PROBABLY HOLD A STATE

REGULARLY HEAD. HE COME BACK TO THE CAB, PULLED UP

THE SAUDI CAMP ALONG THE START. WRITE THAT DOWN FOR ALL BUST AREA.

WHERE IS IT?

RIGHT HERE.

DEAN

22

28 POINTS WITH IRAQ'S BREAD A TURNY

AND TREE QUARTER INCHES, AN ESTIMATED WEIGHT OF £334.

BOY

STATE RECORD. THAT'S A WAR RECORD. NOW YOU KNOW

EVERYTHING IN HERE. IS ANY UP ENOUGH? DERRICK'S THROAT? WELL,

THEN, MAKE SURE THERE'S A PERSONAL HANDY, BECAUSE WHEN I COME DOWN FROM THE RIDGE TOMORROW,

THERE'S GONNA BE A NEW SAUDI RECORD HOLDER. RE YOUR HUNTER RIDGE TOMORROW.

I HATE TO TELL YOU ABOUT DAY AND UP ON THE RIDGE JUST YEAR. BIG

ONES. THEY'RE UNDERAGE, POP. TRUST ME. BIG ONES. OH, YEAH, TROPHIES.

I SEEN TWO TRACKS

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.

BIG BUCKS MAKE BIG TRACKS.

STORED IT AWAY FOR A RAINY D YOU MIND IF I HOLD IT WITH YOU?

I LIKE TO HUNT ALONE.

WELL, YOU TOLD ME IN SIDE BY SIDE. I'LL TAKE THE ONE AND YOU TAKE THE

OTHER.

NO, THAT'S NO GOOD. NEITHER. BECAUSE THEN WHEN WE GET TO THE MIDDLE, WE'LL BE SHOOTING

EACH OTHER. WE TOOK THE RIDGE IS FIVE MILES LONG AND

I PLAN ON HUNTING RE INSTRUMENT. I KNOW. WHY DON'T YOU

WANT TO SWAMP

THE WHOLE SWAMP? YOU HUNT ALREADY? WELL, THAT'S HOW I HUNTING.

YOU CAN'T HUNT TO RIDGE THE SAME WAY.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE UP ON THE RIDGE AND POP IS DOWN IN THE SWAMP, WHERE THE HECK AM I

SUPPOSED TO HUNT?

HOW ABOUT OUT BY THE ROAD?

BY WHAT ROAD? M 35. IT'S A STATE HIGHWAY.

DO YOU LOVE THE HIGHWAY HIT WATER DOES LAST WEEK? I'M

NOT GONNA HUNT THE HIGHWAY. IT'S A HIGHWAY. ARE YOU SURE? I THINK

YOU MIGHT BE MISSING AN OPPORTUNITY HERE.

YOU YOU WANT ME TO SET UP A BLIND ON THE SHOULDER

OF M 35 WAIT FOR THE NEXT 10 POINT WHO TRIES TO CROSS

IN TRAFFIC? WELL, I THINK YOU'RE GETTING TOO PLUM SPOT, DON'T YOU POP

POSITION?

THAT'S HOW BOB MCGINNIS HUNTS.

SETS UP A LAWN CHAIR, RIGHT? UNDECIDED. A RODENT WAITS. HE'LL SIT THERE A

WHOLE WEEK. IF HE HAS. DO PEOPLE BRING HIM FOOD? CHANGE OF CLOTHES? HEY,

YOU EVER MARRIED THAT GAL? YOU KNOW THE ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT.

THE ONE WITH THE EYEBROW GOING STRAIGHT ACROSS THE HEAD? YEAH, SHE COMES

IN WITH HER TOOTHBRUSH

A LITTLE ABOUT

RUBIN. OPEN THE DAMN DOOR.

JESUS CRUMBS.

UH OH.

I ADMIT I'M GUILTY AND THINKING THAT MAYBE MY LUCK WILL BE BETTER IF

YOU WERE SOMEWHERES ELSE.

IT'S NO WAY TO TREAT YOUR OWN.

YOU WANT TO HUNT US ONE TOMORROW?

WELL, HUNTER SLUMP, WE'LL JUST JINX YOU. I'LL TAKE

MY CHANCES.

I TAKE YOUR PROBLEMS MORE ALONG THE LINES HERE. JUST A SHITTY SHOT.

YOU COULDN'T HIT THE HOUSE OF YOUR STANDING IN IT.

IT'S A SIMPLE THING.

JUST BRING THE GUN UP. YOU PUT YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER. YOU TAKE A DEEP

BREATH TO STEADY YOUR NERVES. STEADY YOUR NERVES. THAT'S RIGHT.

GREAT, GRANDPA. OUR FUNDS ALWAYS SAID ALL GOOD

THINGS. $100 ISSUE STRAIGHT. I KNOW THAT SHOULD STRAIGHTEN

OUT. THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. IN A NUTSHELL. RIGHT THERE.

A LIFELONG CASE OF THE BUCK FEVER.

YOU THINK I'M CURSED?

YOU'RE A SAUDI.

SO THESE CRAP SO BIG YOU GOTTA STAND UP TO GET OFF IT

FROM THINKING

I'M TAKING THIS IS GONNA BE YOUR YEAR.

WELL, NO, YOU SOUND LIKE MY WIFE.

WHAT?

MY INTUITION.

IT'S TELLING ME SOMETHING'S

REALLY WHAT IS IT TELLING YOU? IT'S TELLING ME.

IT'S TELLING ME YOU'RE LEX ABOUT TO CHANGE.

IT IS NO SURE, SURE. COME. LISTEN,

DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE EVERYTHING IN HERE IS TRUE?

THAT'S A SAUDI BIBLE.

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BACK IN 72?

THAT WAS THE YEAR UNCLE ALVIN GOT HIS FIRST BOOK. YOU KNOW HOW OLD UNCLE

ALVIN WAS THE YEAR HE GOT HIS FIRST BOOK?

IT'S 43.

BESIDES BEING THE FAMILY IDIOT, THERE WASN'T I DON'T THINK YOU'LL DISAGREE

WITH ME. THEY'RE DUMB AS DIRT.

ON NOVEMBER 15 1972 ALVIS OD

DURING THE TAKEN OF TRADITIONAL OPEN AND DAY MORNING, CRAPPER

SHOT HIS SELF A SIX POINTER, WHICH HAPPENED TO BE SNIFFING AROUND

THE BACK OF THE TWO HOLDER AT THE TIME THAT HE WAS IN

MAKING HIM AT THE EMBARRASSING LATE AGE OF 43.

THE OLDEST SODA IN THE HISTORY OF THE SAUDIS NEVER

TO BAG A BUCK

SIGNED HIS BROTHER

ALBERT

SODI.

HOW OLD IN MY PUB?

POP. 43.

SO THERE IT WASS STARING US RIGHT IN THE HAIRY

EYEBALL.

WE SAT THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT SOME WAY WE COULD AVOID

RUBIN AND END UP ON THE WRONG END OF THE RECORD BOOKS.

THE CRAZY THING ABOUT THIS,

YOU COMPLAIN ALL YOU WANT, BUT THE TRUTH OF IT IS, IT'S OUT

OF YOUR HANDS.

AND IN NOVEMBER 89 WAS OUT OUR HANDS MORE

THAN WE DO.

WAS THAT A SIGHTING?

YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE UFOS

EXIST OF HERE. I SEE MY FIRST BACK IN 65

OVER THE PARK RIVER, THIS SPEEDING SILVER STREAK, A LIGHT

FLYING ACROSS THE SKY. BUT MCGINNIS CLAIMS A

BRIGHT MY DISH COME OVER THE TREES ONE NIGHT AND SETTLED RIGHT

ABOVE HIS PHOTOS JUST OVER THERE. HE TALKED

FOR SHORT. THERE WAS ABOUT TO TAKE HIM AWAY. BUT IF YOU KNOW BOBBY,

I UNDERSTAND WHY THEY PASSED. BUT JIM WAS A DIFFERENT STOREY.

JIM ERNA, GERMANY, FROM A NOMINEE SEEMED THE SAME HOME RUN LATE

A FEW YEARS AGO, SAID HE WAS ABDUCTED, DISAPPEARED FOR

ALL WEEKEND TO TRUTH BECAUSE WHEN THEY BROUGHT HIM BACK TO FOLLOW ON MONDAY.

THERE WAS A FEW CHANGES INTO GERMANY THAT WERE HARD TO IGNORE. ONE

WAS C TALK DIFFERENT.

SHALL WE SHOULD SHUT

SOMETHING

WRONG WITH YOUR CHEVY JIMMER

CHEQUE. YOUR SEVEN TOOK A SHIT. JIMMER

SHOTGUN HE WANTS THAT'S NOT GONNA GET TEO.

WAIT.

WHY?

COMMANDER WASS ALL OF A SUDDEN,

BUT HE COULD DRINK LIKE A FISH.

WHOA!

YOU

LOOK NICE.

JIMMER HAD BECOME A LIVING LEGEND NOT

BECAUSE HE'D BEEN ABDUCTED. WE GET TO A TREAT ALSO YEAR

IT WAS HIS CAPACITY FOR DRINKING

THAT SPREAD TROLL THE WATER HOLES IN THE U. P.

WHAT?

IT WAS JUST A START.

THE REGULARS UPTO THE PORCELAIN BUS COMPARING TO THE LATE, GREAT

HEIMO HYMAN AND A COPPER HARBOUR KNOWN AMONGST ENGINES

HAS GREAT WHITE STOMACH.

HAI! MOMENTOUS! NICE LIVING, DRINKING INDIAN OR THINGS

PUT IN FRONT OF THEM.

INCLUDING THAT FAITHFUL BUCKET A WEEK. ALL WASTE WATER

FROM THE BUILD OF A SCANDINAVIAN OIL BARRED GOD

FROM THE BUILD OF A SCANDINAVIAN OIL BARRED GOD REST HIS SOUL. JIMINY KAMINI FROM A NOMINEE

REST HIS SOUL. JIMINY KAMINI FROM A NOMINEE

WAS CUT FROM THE SAME PIECE OF CLOTH.

YOU SHOULD SHOP,

JIMMY. WHERE'S YOUR CHEVY?

I KNOW THAT, EH? WHERE'D YOU LEAVE IT ON? ON 35.

I LISTENED ON THE ROUGE WHICH RODE, RODE INTO CAMP

ON A KID. DREW

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CLIMB DOWN? JUMP IN THE TRUCK? SHE IF WE GET A STAR

TODAY PUSHING THE SHAMES JAMES

CHANGE

SHE SAVED J.

WE OWE YOU.

SHIT. SHIT, SHIT.

I REACHED HIM, ACTUALLY. CAN I GET YOU TO MY TEAM

THAT

I CAN'T LINE

JUST HEAVY? YOU KNOW?

I WANT YOU.

THANK YOU

FOR ALL YOUR GOOD.

EVERYBODY IN THE GAME.

HEY,

STRANGER, SHIT HAPPENS.

OH,

I THINK I HIT MY JOB.

I'M NOT GOING TO GYM, ATO,

YOU GET TO JIM OR A TOWER.

WHAT?

YEAH,

POP, WHAT'S WRONG?

IT'S ALL SAP.

READ A LITTLE TREE SAP,

THE WHOLE BATCH. ALL IT'S MISSING IS THE PANCAKES

AND THE BUTTER.

DOES THAT MEAN?

I'M AFRAID SO? JIMMER?

WHERE DID DEAR CAMP WITHOUT WHISKEY?

IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER,

I'D SAY THIS CAMP WAS

HOLDING THEIR WATERS.

IF WE'D HAD OUR OWNS A SENSE AMONGST US. WE DROVE BACK

TO ESCANABA AS FAST AS WE COULD.

GREAT GRANDPA ALFONSO, JUST SO SAFE. IF YOU'RE LOOKING

BACK AT THE THINGS YOU'RE MISSED, YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT YOU.

LET'S HAVE A PASTIE. EIGHT. SHAGGY. MOM MADE

THE BEST PASTIES MEMBER. REMEMBER HOW MY USED TO MAKE HIM WHAT

THEY BUILT. A PASSING LIKE OUR MOTHER'S DAY WASN'T SO GOOD. I COULD ALMOST

PICTURE

WAYNE HAVING PASTIES THIS YEAR.

WE WHAT?

SO I MIGHT EAT SOMETHING DIFFERENT,

NOT A DEER CAMP. DEAR CAP, WE'D PASTIES.

WELL, YOU KNOW, I JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT CHANGE OUR LUCK IF WE ATE SOMETHING ELSE. MY

LUCK'S JUST FIND A WAY IT IS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. I DO BELIEVE I WAS A NO

SHOW.

LET ME REMIND YOU

THAT PAST THESE HAVE BEEN THE TRADITIONAL MEAL OF CHOICE SINCE GREAT GRANDPA ALPHONSE

FIRST BUILT THIS CAMP CHANGES GOOD. RUBIN, LISTEN TO ME.

WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE WE WAS KIDS OR BROTHER'S ROOM.

NOW HEAR ME OUT.

YOU KNOW HOW I COULD BE A LITTLE BIT SUPERSTITIOUS?

ANY CHANGE IN MY DEAR CAMP RITUAL BIGGER, SMALL DIRECTLY

DEFLECTS THE ODDS OF ME BACK IN THE BIG BOOK. EVERY YEAR I PICK

UP MY TRUCK THE SAME WAY I ARRIVE AT CAMP AT THE SAME TIME, I WAKE

UP OPEN AND MOURNING AT THE SAME TIME FOR 44 A. M ON THE

DOT I GO TO THE SAME BLIND BY WEIGH THE SAME GROUP WITH

THE SAME GUN, THE SAME BUCKLES AND THE SAME SPAM AND MAYONNAISE

ON BUNNY BREAD SANDWICH.

EVERY TEAM IS EXACTLY THE SAME,

EVEN TO SHIRT ON MY BACK.

I'VE WARNED THE SAME SHIRT EVERY OPENING DAY SINCE TWO. AGENT NINE.

DOES IT FIT? NO.

DOES IT KEEP ME WARM?

NO.

DOES IT SMELL? MOST DEFINITELY.

BUT DOES IT GUARANTEED A BIG BUCK FOR YOURS TRULY?

YOU BETCHA.

WHY?

BECAUSE IT'S PART OF RAM NARS SAUDIS DEER CAMP RITUAL.

A RITUAL THAT INCLUDES EATEN PASTIES.

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS EVERY TIME I PASSED? HE'S A DEAR KEN. NO

THREE DECADES OF MEAT, POTATOES, RUTABAGAS AND LARGE. EVERY YEAR

I GO OUT TO MY BLIND AND I'M SITTING OUT THERE WAITING FOR FIRST LIGHT. AND THE ONLY SOUND

I HEAR IS THE SOUND OF MYSELF. PART OF LIKE A TUBE IN THE BACK OF A BAND.

PAST IS A SAUDI TRADITION.

I KNOW THAT VERY MUCH,

BUT I GOT A VISION TO HIM NOW.

A REAL ONE.

I SEE MYSELF COMING BACK FROM CAMP

CARRYING A 10 POINTER ON MY BACK

AND MY WIFE LOOKS OUT

AND I SAY TO HER,

PUT ON A LARGE AND ONIONS, HONEY, I'M GONNA GUT YOU A BUCK.

AND I AM HAPPY AT LAST THAT I, REUBEN

SAUDI, HAVE FINALLY PUT THE MEAT ON MY FAMILY'S TABLE.

I'LL GIVE IT A GO FOR YOU, REUBEN.

SURE.

REMAR.

YOU'RE A DEAR IN MY HEADLIGHTS ROOM. RAR

FOR THIS YEAR ONLY.

THANK YOU. I'M NO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

DON'T BE SORRY. I PROMISE YOU. JUST BACK THAT BUCK.

OH, I WILL. I COULD FEEL IT. MAYBE I'LL EVEN BAG ME A STATE RECORD.

YOU SEE ANYTHING? WHAT PARTS IN A FIRE. LIKE

I DON'T GO TONIGHT,

E

I

DO SOME OF MY BEST TONIGHT.

JAKE SHERMAN CHEQUE.

TAKE RICHARD SHERMAN FLAPJACKS. BUT I CAN EAT FLAPJACKS

EVERY DAY TO REACH IT. NO, I KNOW YOU COULD EVER KNOW.

NOT FLAPJACKS. YEAH, I DON'T LIKE THIS. OBJECTION. MACARONI AND

CHEESE TAKING VERY MUCH. WHICH MAP WOULD SPAN OUT

ABOUT FLAPJACKS? WHICH MAN? FELLAS,

DISPATCH FROM A RAFT. MACARONI AND CHEESE.

NO FLAPJACKS, NO MACARONI CHEESE AND NO SPAN.

NO SPAM, BOYS. YOU ARE NOT REALLY GONNA EAT LIKE KINGS. BUT

AT 20 BUCKS, HE WAS GONNA TRY TO KITTY FOR PASTIES. KEEP IT

I AM ABOUT TO FEED THE WHOLE CAMP ALL WEEK

FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE.

HIS GRANDPA FUNDS ALWAYS SAID ANYTHING FREE IS WORTH

SEVEN UP FOR LAST MONTH I WAS SITTING DOWN TO SUPPER. WOLF.

ONE DANCE COMES OUT OF THE KITCHEN, SHE SAYS. HERE, DRINK THIS. I DIDN'T

KNOW WHAT THE HECK IT WAS. SO I SAID, WHAT THE HECK IS A DAY? SHE SAID, THERE IS MORE

TO BAGGING A BUCK. JUST SHOOT A GUN. NO

SHIT SHY IN SHE SAID IT BEFORE EVERY HUNT.

NAJIB WOZ PREPARE A SPECIAL RECIPE TO GIVE THE HUNTERS GOOD

LUCK BEFORE THEY CAN EVEN ENTER THE WOODS.

THEY BELIEVE THAT THEY HAVE TO HAVE THE RIGHT ERA AROUND,

ALL RIGHT. WHY

ERA?

WHAT'S THE ERA? IT'S THE AIR AROUND YOU WAY

ALL GOT ERA.

YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO

I COULD FEEL MY HARISH. THAT'S GOOD GERMAN.

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN THE AIR AROUND HERE IS YOUR ERA?

YOUR AIR IS YOUR ERA.

IS MY HAIR ON MY AIR?

JUST DO THE RITUAL, RUBEN. I'M JUST TRYING TO BE CLEAR HERE

ON A STRIPPED DOWN OUR SKIVVIES AND DANCE AROUND

IN YOUR IN YOUR LIFE. BUT IF THAT'S WHAT I GOTTA DO TO GET A PIZZA TURKEY OR YOU'RE

SEEING CHRIS. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DO THAT. I PROMISE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THAT. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS DRINK THIS POTION.

JUST WHY. FOLLOW ME.

HEY, SAY PORTION HEARD I'M SUPPOSED

COME IN YELLOW.

THOSE ARE

NOT CHEESE,

RIGHT? BUT I DO ENJOY CHEESE. LOVE

ALONG THE BOTTOM.

JUST LIKE YOU GOT TOO OLD FOR THIS ONE. GENEROUS.

HE'S

DEFINITELY GOT A TASTE TO IT. NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT.

JUST WHAT WERE POSTED? OH, YEAH. IT'S VERY FILLING ONE GLASS THREE

TIMES A DAY. AND NOT ONLY WILL YOUR ARAB SO STRONG STUDY YOU HUNTING

BUCKS, TWO BUCKS WILL BE HUNTING YOU.

I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT.

THESE CHUNKY LITTLE THINGS FOLK AROUND IN HERE.

PROTEIN, JUST CHUNKS OF PROTEIN.

YOU LED HIM TO

SOMETHING IN HER.

YOU TAKE THE LIDS OFF IF YOU WANT. NOW

WHAT ARE WE DOING OUT HERE? UH, I GOT TO DO A LITTLE CEREMONY.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING?

JUST A SECOND HERE ARE GONNA READ THIS. READ THIS LITTLE

LITTLE THING.

OKAY?

THE MOON IS A MIRROR REFLECTING THE PASSION WITHIN OUR SOUL

UP TO THE GREAT SPIRIT

TESTIMONY

WHO ONCE RECEIVED TWICE REMOVED INCENSE IT BACK DOWN,

GUIDING OUR LIVES WITH THE ETERNAL LIGHT THAT LIVES

WITHIN ITS

SO FAR, SO GOOD.

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

OKAY, THIS NEXT PART IS A LITTLE TRICKY. JUST BEAR WITH ME. I'LL NOT WHEN IT'S YOUR

TURN TO JOIN IN,

I CUT

GOOD

CUT.

GOOD CAR. COULD TRY.

WHOSE SHOE?

OH,

KITSCHY MONEY TOO.

NEITHER. MO. NOT A MOVE,

NOT EMOTION. NOT GETTING WHAT? NOT. NOT A WIDE

AND WHAT I KNOW I CAN GET YOU WATCH SAFE

STREET.

WHAT?

WHAT'S J

MICKEY? WHEN THEY WENT MANY WHEN HE WANTED MONEY MONEY

PLANNING WAY, WAY MEANT YOU ONE DAY ACOUSTIC

ASSISI CUSHY COACH WHO'S USED

A TEACHING MONEY. DUKE MONEY. DO YOU WANT IT?

MY WISH. YOU WISH YOU

NOT A MOVE, DYNAMO. NOT EMOTION NEITHER WANTING

NO ONE A GATE.

YOU WAS WELL WHAT? WHAT? WHAT

NOW? THE MOAT. NOT A MOAT. NOW THE MOST NOT AMONA.

MOTION MOTION. MINOR MOTION. NOT MORE.

NIGHT, AMMON, EITHER MOVE, NOT EMOTION.

MOTION NOT WORKING. WHAT NOW? WALKING.

NOT A MALL. NOT A MOVE, NOT EMOTION. MIND. ONE DAY,

NOT MORE. NOT MORE. NIGHT AND MOTORISED ONE

GAME

NOW IN A MORE NAINA MORE NIGHT EMOTION. NOT ONE

DAY, NOT A MORE GONNA NUTS YOU'RE GONNA WATCH KEY

WEST GATE

WATCH GAVE HOPE, MEG WATCH

HO!

OH,

I HOPE

YOU HAVE TO SAY,

OH,

G

LORD,

NOT BAD. JUST HAS GOT A KICK TO IT. I'LL SAY THAT. WHAT PROOF

IS THIS? RUBEN?

WELL, IT'S HARD TO SAY THERE'S NOT A DROP OF ALCOHOL IN IT.

DIDN'T KNOW PASTIE PIE, BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. I COULD DRINK ME A FEW OF THESE WITHOUT

LOOKING UP SAYING HELLO. WE JUST WHAT THE HECK'S THAT? ONLY TWO YEARS GOT

IN HERE.

WELL, I COULD SAYS MAGIC POTION GOES BACK GENERATIONS.

YEAH, BUT I MIGHT WANT TO STEAL THE RECIPE.

YOU WANT ME BOTH? WELL, ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE. I THINK

SHE'S GOOD.

FILL A LARGE BUCKET WITH FRESH COW'S MILK

SHAKES. TASTE RIGHT NOW.

BLEND ONE OUNCE EACH OF PARSLEY, GINGER AND CARAWAY SEEDS WITH EIGHT

OUNCES OF SAP FROM A MATURE MAPLE. MY REPUTATION'S

SWEET SAP

ADD BARLEY AND YEAST. YOU GOTTA HAVE THE EAST.

NEXT, TAKE 12 LARGE EARTHWORMS BAKED ON A SHOVEL

TO GIZZARD OF A RED SQUIRREL. FOUR OUNCES A STRANGE MULE TAIL

SWEAT 100 FINALLY CRUSHED BLACK FLIES A PENSION TO DIRT

SURROUNDING A BUCK RUB AND A DRIED AND POWDERED LEFT TESTICLE

OF A FULLY GROWN MOOSE.

CHILDREN SERVE.

OH,

THAT JUST BREAKS THE SPELL. NOW WE GOTTA PROTECT OURSELVES FROM THE EVIL SPIRITS

WILL CLIMB DOWN SAYS FOR EVERY TREE IN THE FOREST, THERE IS A SPIRIT.

SOME ARE GOOD, SOME ARE EVIL. ACCORDING TO JIM WOZ, THIS LETS THE

GOOD SPIRITS IN KEEPS THE BAD SPIRITS OUT.

DOG SMELLS LIKE PARKER, RIGHT? PISS.

YEAH,

YOU WANT US TO DRINK DISH, TOO? YOU KNOW,

JUST JUST SPLASH IT ON, YOU KNOW, LIKE LIKE LIKE SO

NOT JUST PROTECTED FROM EVIL SPIRITS. BUT WHEN IT COMES TO THE

BUCKS, IT'S AN AFRO

AFRO

TEACH ELECT.

SHE SAID THAT HER FATHER WENT OUT LAST YEAR, COVERED ITSELF FROM HEAD TO TOE WITH

PISS. 15 MINUTES LATER, HE WAS SURROUNDED BY HUNDREDS OF

BUCKS ON.

SHE SAID THAT IF YOU COULD STAND THE STINK, DON'T WALK RIGHT UP AND INTRODUCE

THEMSELVES.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I DRANK A MOOSE TESTICLE.

WE'RE LUCKY.

I THINK IT'S ONE OF THEM CHUNKS. I SHOWED IT,

SHE WROTE.

HOW DID YOU ME AND GOES ABOUT EXTRACTION OF GEORGIA PASTE FROM ABORTION. BUT,

WELL, YOU KNOW, THE FIRST THING YOU GOTTA DO, JIMBO, IS CATCH ONE, WHICH I DID ABOUT

A MONTH BACK. NICE 30 POUNDER HOLE COULD SHY

SCOOPING THAT ROGUE.

SO YOU GRAB SOME STITCHES. OH, NO. SHE

GRABS A PORCUPINE. YOU'LL GET STUCK WITH THE STICKERS. OH, DON'T KNOW.

YOU'RE RIGHT THERE TO YOU KNOW, I SEEN ONE DOWN TO SAUDI. CREAKY WAS SITTING OUT ON

IRAQ. SON OF THIS AWAY. I DON'T SHORT CREEK. YOU SNUCK

UP BEHIND HIM, YOU KNOW, TO A BLANKET OVER THE TOP OF HIM AND TOOK HIM HOME.

NO. STICKERS, STICKERS, STICKERS, STICKERS. YEAH,

YOU FIRST, JACK.

YEAH. SHOWING WHAT? YOU KNOW. I TOOK A WOMAN. I PUT HIM OUT OF HIS CAGE OUT BACK THAT I

MADE SPECIAL HELLO. WIRE FLOOR OF THE TOP OF THIS PAN UNDERNEATH.

THEN I SPENT THE WHOLE ENTIRE NEXT WEEK MAKE A DECK

WILL DRINK ALL THE WATER HE COULD STAND

COME SATURDAY, THE PANEL'S OVER FLOOR ROOM WAS A DENTAL. ISN'T

A MATTER OF FOREIGN. SOMEBODY PISSED IN IT. A WIFE SPARE PICKLE JARS, YOU KNOW, LET

HIM SIT OUT IN THE SUN, YOU KNOW, SO THEY COULD WRITE A ROBE IN A DATE. WHAT?

BETWEEN YOUR MOOSE BALL MILKSHAKES IN YOUR PICKLE JARS FULL OF PORCUPINE.

PISSED. I THINK YOU'VE GOT A SCAR I WAS EXPLAINING TO THE GENERAL.

LET ME ASK YOU THIS IS THERE A MAGIC POTION FOR DEALING OUT OWNER HANDS?

BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL. I DON'T THINK THE OWNER OVER. I WAS

TALKING TO MY PARTNER. TAKE IT VERY MUCH.

HUMOUR AS ALWAYS,

FAKE NOSE.

DAVE, WILL YOU TRY AND REMEMBER WHAT TRUMP IS? YOU COST

US THE CHAMPIONSHIP LEGS CROSSED. JUST A CHAMPIONSHIP WAS FROM SOMEBODY.

I WON'T MENTION IT. IF SOMEONE MAY CALL A LONER AND

YOU'LL WAIT THREE TRICKS THAT I WOULD COST INSTITUTED WITH D H.

HI. TAKE HER SUITOR WITH THE IS NOT A LONER HAND.

LOOK, I GOT

NO ID CARDS. I AM SITTING RIGHT, CARSON. I DON'T, BUT

I'M NOT USED TO CAR. I AM YOUR PARTNER. WHAT IS TRUMP? I

AM HERE TO TRUMP.

WAIT

THAT WAY.

ONLY ONE WAY TO HAVE

A HIT.

OH, REUBEN, I SWEAR TO GOD YOU

CAN'T TELL HIM CAMP RULES CAME TRUE.

HE FORGOT. HE FORGOT. YOU KIND OF PLAYED WITHOUT KNOWING. RUBEN. YOU FORGOT

WHAT TRUMP IS AGAIN. HAVEN'T YOU, HAVEN'T YOU? REUBEN?

I CAN'T FINISH THIS HAND.

NOTHING BUT NAME AGENT TENCH

MORE LIKE TWOS, THREES AND FORCE.

THERE AIN'T NO TWO'S TREES IN FORCE AND EU HER HAND.

MAYBE WHEN HE SHUFFLED THE PICKED UP THE WRONG CAR CHASE

KILLED IN TEXAS CAMPER YORKER DAX AND TWO THREES FOURS

WITHIN 20 MILES.

JAMMERS AND PALATE KITCHEN FIRE WAS WANTING. AND

THE BEST BACKWARDS WHISKEY IN THE U. P. CORDON LIKE MILK.

RIGHT UNDER OUR NORTH WAS ANOTHER.

BUT WHEN THE CARDS CHANGED FACE RIGHT IN OUR VERY OWN HANDS

WAY TALKED. WE'D SEEN IT ALL

BUT

ON THEN, JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE.

RIGID TOP TRADE. OH, TO PAPER,

THE NATURAL RESOURCE IS

NO

WELCOME TO STUDY THEIR CAP OFF THE TUBE. PLEASE CALL ME.

ARRANGE YOUR TIME.

I'M RUBEN SAUDI ADJUST MY POP ALBERT SODIUM. MY BIG BABY BROTHER REN

ARE SAUDI AND 11. LEGEND GOT RIGHT NEXT TO IT. THERE IS ONE AND ONLY

GERMANY. KAMINI FROM A NOMINEE.

I GOT A TICKET FROM EVERY D IN OUR OFFICER EVER SET FOOT IN THESE

WOODS. I DON'T REMEMBER SEEING YOU. I JUST GOT TRANSFERRED UP

TO THIS PART OF THE STATE OH, WE'RE FROM

DETROIT.

OH, YEAH, RIGHT. EE

AY EE AY, RODEO

TONIGHT WE HAD RANGER A LITTLE STOREY WHEN JIM WAS IN

BRANDO USED UPON A BURST OF FLAVOUR

NO REASON AT ALL DAY SWEET STEP RIGHT

THIS

WAY.

AND YOU CAR

E

WAIT, TEO.

SWING LOW,

SWEET CHERRY, UH,

CALM AND FOR TO CARRY ME

WHOLE

I LOOKED OVER JORDAN AND WHAT DID

I SEE COMMON FOR TO CARRY

ME? OH,

A BAND OF VERY IN GAOLS COMMENT

AFTER ME CARBON FOR

TO CARRY ME OH, SUNG

THE WHOLE DAMN SONG

HIM BEING FROM THE D N R WE DIDN'T WANT TO INTERRUPT

FOR FEAR HE MIGHT TAKE AWAY OUR HUNTING LICENCES.

YOU GOT TO REMEMBER, THIS TIME OF YEAR THE D N R IS

MORE POWERFUL THAN GOD.

IN FACT, SOME OF THEM THINK THEY ARE. GOD,

WE'RE IN RANGER THOMAS GAZE.

I JUST SAW GOD UPON YOUR RIDGE.

UH, WELL, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL RIDGE. NO,

I SAW GOD UP ON YOUR RIDGE.

GOOD. GOOD. TOMORROW WITH THE ANGELS AND WITH HEAVEN AND THE AIM

NEEDLES AND THE MAIN JIN. IT'S RIGHT. YOU SAW THE MANGER.

ARE YOU SURE IT WAS THAT SHE

IS RIGHT. YOU KNOW YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN JUST A UFO. TIMMER WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS.

I SPENT THE WHOLE RICANS PATIENT. THERE WAS A LIGHT

YOU SAW RIGHT WAY

BECAUSE MY WHO WERE RIGHT ABOUT ME RIGHT BEFORE

YOU KNOW,

THIS WAS

THE LIGHT,

THE LIGHT. YOU SEE, RIGHT BEFORE YOU

SEE

GOD,

I WAS OUT COMBING THE AREA FOR IRREGULAR. AND HE'S,

YOU KNOW,

WE GOT A LOT OF ORDERS COMING UP OVER THAT BRIDGE TONIGHT.

I'VE GOT TO GO

ESTABLISH A PRESENCE.

AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS THE MOON COMING OUT FROM BEHIND

A CLOUD.

BUT THEN

WE'RE STARTED FALLING

WORDS I'VE NEVER SAID BEFORE I

DIDN'T KNOW THE MEANING OF

I LOST ALL SENSE OF TIME

AND A PLACE

MY PLACE IN DIE

I BEGAN QUESTIONING THE FUTILITY OF MY EXISTENCE.

MY MIND RACING WITH NEVER ENDING STREAM

OF CEASELESS INCESSANT GOT COMPLACENT,

EXAMINED,

REEXAMINING THE RELEVANCE OF MY

SAD EXCUSE FOR A LIFE CLINGING

TOW. A DEEPLY SEATED FAITH

VERSUS MODERN SOCIETIES INSIST INSIDE OF MANKIND

CANNOT EXPLAIN IT.

YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY EXIST.

OH,

HE SAID SIMPLY A REFLECTION OF THE WORLD WE LIVE

OR I LIVE

OR THE WAY I CHOOSE TO LIVE IN THE WORLD.

YEAH,

I EVEN LIVE IN A WORLD.

IT'S IT'S THE WORLD.

AND IF IT IS,

UM, I

AND IF I AM,

WHY,

FOR WHAT PURPOSE? FOR WHAT REASON? FOR WHAT POSSIBLE

REASON IS MY BEING

B

METHOD BEHIND WHATEVER MADNESS WAS ORCHESTRATED ON MY BEHALF.

THAT'S ABOUT THE TIME, ENERGY AND SPIRITUALLY WHEREWITHAL

TO MAKE SURE THAT DAMN IT. AT LEAST THIS MASS

OF FLESH, BLOOD AND BONES IS

CARCASS WITH A PULSE. GETS TO BREATHE THE AIR,

DRINK THE WATER AND EAT THE FOOD

LIKE THAT.

MAKE SURE

THANK YOU.

WHAT'S THIS MESS?

MAYBE BETTER. WE JUST JUMPED IN ON TRUCK STRONG, BACKTO ASKING ABOUT

KNOWING YOUR SEASON.

AFTER I JUST GOT DONE DRINKING LEFT TESTICLE OF A FULLY GROWN

MOOSE, I SAID, I'M GONNA JUST SAYING MAYBE WE SHOULD COME BACK

WHEN THINGS AREN'T SO WEIRD.

IT'S WEIRD, THOUGH.

NOBODY LEAVE THIS CAMP UNTIL I SAY SO.

LAST TIME I CHECKED TOMORROW, STILL UPON A DAY,

AND WE ARE GONNA HUNTED.

HIT THE SACK.

YOU

YOU, TOO,

THAT'S WHERE.

NO,

THAT NIGHT IN TWO, YOU B IS A WHOLE

DIFFERENT ANIMAL.

THERE'S A STILLNESS TO IT, LIKE BLACK

EYES.

YOU CAN'T SEE IT,

YOU CAN'T TOUCH IT.

AND IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL. AND WRAP ITS ARMS

AROUND YOUR NECK AND SQUEEZE UNTIL THE

ONLY SOUND YOU HEAR IS YOUR OWN HEARTBEAT.

AND YOUR OWN BRETT REASON.

TRUMAN SAID LATER HE WASN'T SURE WHAT IT WAS. A WELCOME.

IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A DREAM.

IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE MOONLIGHT COMING OUT FROM BEHIND A CLOUD.

OR IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN TOO SOUND. HA HA.

THOSE DEAR.

PUT YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER. JUST BRING YOUR GUN UP.

STEADY YOUR NERVES. JUST BRING YOUR GUN UP

YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER. JUST BRING YOUR GUN UP.

GET ON YOUR NERVES. JUST BRING YOUR GUN UP

YOUR RING ON.

YEAH,

YEAH.

SO

THERE.

WAIT. NO. WHY? THE ALIENS BROUGHT HIM

BACK.

KEEPING A LOOKOUT.

GOOD IDEA.

NO,

I GOTTA GO INTO TO HOLDER.

IF I'M NOT BACK IN FIVE MINUTES, YOU MIGHT WANNA COME AND

GET ME.

I MEAN,

WHO KNOWS WHAT'S OUT? THERE

COULD BE ANYTHING.

ALIENS,

BEERS,

ALIEN BEARS.

MIGHT EVEN BE GOT ITSELF. JUST LIKE RANGER THOMPSON.

CHANCES ARE IT. HOLD IT.

GOD IS OUT THERE.

I BELIEVE THE LAST PLACE HE'D BE WOULD BE THE SAUDI TO HOLDER.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT

HAPPEN TO RUN INTO GOD OUT, DEAR. HOLD YOUR FIRE.

IN FACT, IF YOU SEE ME DOING THIS,

THAT MEANS HOLD YOUR FIRE. I'M WITH GOD. REUBEN.

ROBIN,

YOU ARE.

WAKE UP.

THERE'S SOMETHING AROUND. WHAT? ROBIN?

IS THAT MY WAY OUT TO THE TOOL ARY?

SOME, LIKE IT DIDN'T MAKE IT.

HAS JUST TALKING.

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,

GIVE ME SOME OF THE WORK OF I'M PISSED.

IT'S DECKER. SAY, DID YOU GET MY DAD CURSED CRAP?

JUST DO IT. EVEN IF HE'S DEAD.

YEAH.

WATERS.

NO!

THAT'S IT. LES DAMN BACK!

I DON'T WANT TO HIT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M GONNA FIRE A ROUND OFF NEXT TO ITS HEAD. WAKE

HIM UP. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. HE'LL GO. DUFF, IT'S ALREADY DEAD.

LOOK AT I'M WAIT. I GOT A BETTER IDEA. I HAD

SOME 100 FOOT JUMPER CABLES IN MY TRUCK. I'LL PULL IT UP CLOSE

TO ONE IN UP TO MY DIEHARD TOE UNDER THE RUBIN CARTER TRAIL. STARTED UP.

DON'T YOU WANT YOUR MIND? I SENT, BUT MCGUINNESS DO IT ONCE.

OH, WELL, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT. WOULDN'T THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE.

I CAN THINK OF NOTHING ELSE. I'M TALKED OUT AND THEN

IT HAPPENED LIKE A VOICE FROM HEAVEN. IT CALLED US.

YOU'RE

CLOSER.

HOLD ON THE ROMAN, HUH?

GET HIM IN THERE.

NO.

GOT HIM IN THERE. GOOD. IF HE WAS ANY CLOSER, HE'D BE ATTACHED.

IF THE JIMMER CUTS LOOSE WITH A BIG ONE, HE'S LIABLE TO COME SHOOTING

BACK. THIS WAY'S OKAY, ANNIE. IF HE CUTS LOOSE WITH

A BIG ONE HILL, BLOW HIS HEAD RIGHT OFF.

WHAT'S HE LOOKING FOR?

RUBENS FROZE UP. WE THINK MAYBE HE'S CURSED. HE NOT

EITHER. CURSI JUST CURSED. LOOK AT HIM. WE MUST HAVE

STOOD THERE FOR A GOOD 30 MINUTES. NOBODY MOVED A MUSCLE.

UNFORTUNATELY, THAT INCLUDED TWO JIMMER.

FIND A RANGER. TOM SUGGESTED SOME BASIC DEION. OUR

TRAIN AND HE TALKED. MIGHT BE USEFUL IN THIS SITUATION.

PUMP HIS LEGS.

WHAT? POTATO, TOO,

BUT AWFUL

DANGEROUS IS

MORE

WHAT?

YES,

MORE.

34

BY DAY SIX.

WHAT?

FOUR.

HI.

NO.

WELL,

DASH EXPLAINS MY DREAM. RUBIN'S JUST

SAY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. I WAS ON MY WAY UP TO JEWELLERY

AND I SAID, RUBEN, COVER ME. I'M GOING INTO TWO OLDER BECAUSE ALL THE GOINGS ON

AROUND HERE ON WE DIDN'T HAVE NO SMELLING SALTS. WAY

TRIED TO PORCUPINE

HAVING ALMOST TONIGHT DIE HARD. BUT YOU'RE GOING

THE RIGHT WAY.

WAIT. SOMEBODY ON A NEW ONE.

GREAT.

WHERE ARE YOU,

TEO?

IT'LL

HELP YOU GET A CRAZY

NO

WAY.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE? LIKE YOU LIKE.

I SEE IT IN THE WINDOW RIGHT OVER THERE. I SAW MY BYTHE

REMINDED THE WINDOW. YOU SURE WASN'T SHAKING, DIDN'T

CALL

BLIND.

I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. SOMEONE TALKING TO HIM. PLEASE WAIT OVER

THERE BY YOUR VEHICLE.

DID YOU WANT TOWARDS IT? LIKE I DID?

I TRIED TO SHOOT IT.

YOU SHOOT GOD, THAT WAS GONE. IT WAS GOD.

I ALMOST SHOT GOD.

AS AN OFFICER OF THE DEPARTMENT OF NATURAL RESOURCE IS HEREBY

COMMAND YOU TO RELEASE AND REVEAL ANY

AND ALL INFORMATION PERTAINING TO SAID DISTURBANCE.

LEAVE NOTHING OUT. OKAY? YOU DO IT

WELL. THERE'S A LITTLE FUNNY

SET OUT. THE MAN'S ABOUT

TO SPEAK.

THERE WERE THESE PEOPLE. PEOPLE. HOW DO YOU MEAN PEOPLE? THESE PEOPLE THAT

I KNEW WERE THERE BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THERE BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T REALLY. EXCEPT

THEY WERE GHOSTS.

YOU WAS ONE OF THEM.

YOU TOO, POP

AND A GYM. YEAH. WHAT ABOUT ME?

NO,

WASS.

I WAS THERE. I JUST SAVED ME

JUST LOOKING RIGHT AT ME.

AND THEN I LOOKED UP. I DON'T KNOW

ALWAY A PINES, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE SHE WASS.

I WANTED TO RUN TO HER SO BAD. SHE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL

THAT FROM ONE DANCE YOU LOOKED AT THOSE YOU'RE PLANNING ON TRAVELLING

TO THE U P. ANYTIME SOON.

YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE BEAR WALKS

HEAD OF A BOOK, THE BODY OF A MAN. YOU WON'T

FIND THEM LISTED IN THE TRAVEL BOOKS. THEY PASS OUT THE BRIDGE.

BUT THERE IS MUCH A PART OF THAT SUPERIOR STATE

AS THE PICTURED ROCKS

TEACHER.

THE INDIANS ARE SCARED TO DEATH OF HIM.

THEY SAY IT STARTS OUT AS A LIGHT.

THEN IT CHANGES, USUALLY INTO A BEAR

OR RACCOON

WOLF. EVEN A BOOK ABOUT

THE HUMAN PART.

THAT'S THE SPIRIT THAT IT COME FROM,

COME BACK LOOKING FOR SOMETHING

OR SOMEBODY.

THAT'S WHY THE SWEETS UPTURNED TO SERVE.

AND THE UK CARDS CHANGED THEIR NUMBERS.

AND JIMMY'S CHEVY TOOK A SHIT.

YEAH, HE THAT'S HIS NAME.

B I G THE BEAR WALK.

WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME? POP.

EASY.

HEY,

COME ON,

SACRIFICIAL

SACRIFICE.

SACRIFICE. THE BEAR WALK WANTS OUR SON.

WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GONNA GET IT?

SWING LOW.

SWEET.

AH,

FOR THE

WHOLE

SWEET

ITS WORDING

FOR YOU.

SWEET

CARMEN FOR

OH,

IT'S GOOD.

I LOOKED OVER JORDAN.

AND WHAT DID I SEE

FOR TO CARRY ME?

OH,

OKAY.

YEAH.

OKAY. SO

OKAY.

OKAY. SAKE.

SO

COME AND FOLLOW

SPRING.

SWEET.

YEAH,

COME FORWARD.

NO KILLING. NO,

IT'S

LIKE I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S A NORTHERN NIGHT, NOT JUST

OVER THE RAIN I FOUNDED OFF THE WATER. THAT'S A LOT OF TOURISTS. DON'T

YOU SEE?

I'M CURSED.

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO BREAK A CURSE LIKE THAT WHEN I GOT

EVERY YEAR, YOU TELL ME IT'S JUST GONNA BE YOUR

YEAR

LOOKING OVER HERE. HERE. YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT.

EITHER WAY, IT'S GONNA STOP

EITHER. I'M GONNA GET THAT BIRD WALKER THAT BEAR WALKS, GONNA EAT ME.

BUT SOMEBODY

THERE'S GONNA BE PUTTING MEAT ON SOMEBODY'S TABLE.

ROBERT, LISTEN TO ME YET.

BUT IT PASSED IN THE OVEN FOR MAY.

NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, ALBERT. SAUDI IS

TAIL YOU'RE TELLING IS NOTHING BUT A CROCK.

BUT IF YOU TAUGHT UP TO KNOW, I'VE BEEN STRETCHING TINK. SO WHAT?

I'M GONNA TELL YOU NEXT. YOU'RE NOT ON THE NOT GONNA BELIEVE

YOU'RE GONNA TAKE. I FELL OFF MY ROCKER FOR GOOD.

SO I LET RUBEN TELL YOU IN HIS OWN WORDS.

SO DE CAMP LOG, NOVEMBER 15TH 9189.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS I WAS RUNNING TO,

BUT WHATEVER IT WAS, IT WAS THE VERY THING I WAS

RUNNING FROM,

MAN.

NOW I'M NOT SAYING WHAT I SEEN WAS REALLY

BECAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE ME CRAZY, BUB.

DOC.

BUT ELSEWHERE ON MY MOTHER'S GRAVE, WHAT I SEEN NEXT,

YOU COULDN'T HIT A HOUSE.

IF YOU'RE STANDING IN IT,

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START, GO BACK TO THE

BEGINNING.

HE

ENDIT AND FREE IS WORTH SAVING UP FOR

ALL GOOD THINGS

COME TO THOSE WHO SHOOT STRAIGHT.

HELLO, REUBEN.

ONLY

YOUR DAD, AIN'T YOU?

OH, YEAH, I'M DEAD.

I'M VERY DEAD.

HOW ABOUT SLOWLY HIS UNCLE DELFIN,

I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME.

CAN YOU DO SOMETHING FOR YOUR GREAT GRANDFATHER?

SURE.

I WANT YOU TO BRING YOUR GUN UP.

PUT YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER,

TAKE A DEEP BREATH TO STEADY YOUR NERVES

AND SHE WITH THAT BOOK.

WHAT BUCK?

BUT YOU'VE BEEN CHASING ALL THE WAY UP SAUDI RICH. THAT'S A BUCK.

THAT'S YOUR BOOK.

HEY,

I AIN'T NEVER SHOT A BOOK BEFORE.

TELL ME SOMETHING.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN FATE?

I DON'T KNOW.

HOW ABOUT LUCK?

YOU BELIEVE IN LUCK? ONLY LUCKY, HOWEVER, HAS BEEN BAD.

IS GOOD. SO YOU BELIEVE IN WHAT?

IN SOMETHING

UNIT IN,

FOR INSTANCE.

YOU BELIEVE I'M HERE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW? NO.

DID YOU NEVER SHOOT THAT BUCK ROOM?

BUT IF YOU BELIEVE TRULY BELIEVE THAT I'M

HERE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW

IN YOUR UNCLE ALVIN OR GO DOWN. IT'S THE OLDEST STOREY IN THE HISTORY

OF THE SAUDIS NEVER TO BACK UP.

BRING YOUR GUN UP.

YOU SEE?

PUT YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER.

TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

STEADY YOUR NERVES.

YOU BROUGHT ME THIS BUCK DIDN'T. YOUR GREAT GRANDPA SAVED SOMEBODY A

LITTLE HIGHER UP ON THE SPIRITUAL FOOD CHAIN THAN ME. WAS THAT GOD

HIRE SOMEBODY HIRED AND GOD TO SHOOT THE BUCKLE? WHEN?

WHERE WAS IT TO SHOOT A BUCK OR WHAT WASN'T YOU? AND IT WASN'T GOD. WHO WAS

IT?

CASE.

OKAY,

I LOVE YOU TWO OFF

YOU WIN. WIN

LARGE AND ONIONS, HONEY.

NOW ONLY SO

I'M GONNA GUT YOU A BOOK.

LOOK OUT ON THIS

SEEN TOO.

OH,

GOD!

ONE.

WE TOOK THE ROAD.

NO

KEEP

RUBENS BUT KEPT A WHOLE FAMILY IN VENISON TILL

THE FOLLOWING SPRING.

IT WAS SOME OF THE BEST MEN I EVER READ.

SEE, IT'S LIKE THIS

WHEN I'M SITTING DOWN TO THE SUNDAY SUPPER TABLE SURROUNDED

BY SAUDIS. FACE ON ALL THAT FOOD WE

HUNTED AND GATHERED OURSELVES.

I'M IN HEAVEN.

AND IF YOU WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN,

IT'S NORTH

AT THE BRIDGE.

JUST

ALL RIGHT,

DOWN ON.

I

GOT ON THIS.

D'OH!

WAIT,

DON'T

CAN YOU STAND?

COME ON.

YOU KNOW THAT.

YEAH.

ONE LONG.

WHAT?

OKAY,

NOTHING.

ONE MOUNTAIN,

YEAH.