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Takamine Takane is the goddess of our school.

2nd place Shinyama Junji Top rankings of the semester final examinations . 1st place Takane Takamine

Top of the class in both academics and sports. 2nd place Shinyama Junji Top rankings of the semester final examinations . 1st place Takane Takamine

On top of that, she's also so charismatic that she was voted president 2nd place Shinyama Junji Top rankings of the semester final examinations . 1st place Takane Takamine

Top rankings of the semester final examinations . 2nd place Shinyama Junji On top of that, she's also so charismatic that she was voted president

On top of that, she's also so charismatic that she was voted president

of the student council as a first-year.

If you were to place her on a school-wide ranking,

she'd be the only one even higher than the top:

a goddess.

On the other hand, I...

Shirota Koushi, am...

Oh, sorry, Shirota.

I was using your seat. You need it?

Oh, no, it's fine.

The table will be happier if it's actually being used.

Rock bottom in both academics and sports.

I have no friends and basically nobody knows I exist.

It's egregious to even compare myself to her,

but the president and I are like chalk and cheese,

or apples and oranges...

The one and only thing we have in common is that we have always gone to the same schools.

With that said, she's always been a child prodigy,

so she's never really interacted with a failure like myself.

From where I stand, she's so far outside my league

that I never even considered becoming friends with her,

let alone anything beyond that.

Until this moment...

I never even dreamed that a loser like me...

could ever end up in a special relationship with her.

You are to become my closet.

Become my closet. You are to become my closet.

You are to become my closet.

What's the next period?

Ah, I guess we're getting our math test back.

I bet I did terribly again.

Who's that?

This is supposed to be off-limits outside of class.

The president?

What is she doing here?

Sh-She's changing?!

Wait, what are you looking at, you idiot?!

That would make me an actual peeping tom!

Even if she's the one who's changing!

The most beautiful girl at school!

Only human failures peep!

I must not look I must not look I must not loo—

N-No bra?!

Did she forget to put it on?

No, there's no way she'd mess up like that.

Wait wait wait, never mind that...

I accidentally saw!

The president's... the school's hottest person's...

boobs!

It makes me a human failure...

but I saw them!

But why did the president do that there?

And... she hadn't been wearing a bra...

A bra...

Sit down.

I'll return your tests now.

Itou.

Ouji.

Kimura.

Shirota.

Suzuki.

Soejima.

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Yes!

I've never gotten a score this high!

That means I somehow only failed one subject!

Next, Takamine. That means I somehow only failed one subject!

Yes. That means I somehow only failed one subject!

Yes.

That is rare. You didn't get 100%.

That's rare.

I guess even she makes mistakes.

That really is rare.

Actually, that means

the legend of her never getting a score lower than 100 has ended.

This is kind of a big deal.

Please forgive me,

but could this be a grading mistake?

I'm sorry,

but that's not the case.

Well, even Homer sometimes nods.

I see.

Huh?

B-Butt?!

Her butt?!

I-It looks soft.

Wait, no!

Why is she showing her butt in class?!

—ta. Shirota!

H-Huh?

Where's the butt?!

Come get your test.

Test?

I just got it...

What?

Weird. Maybe I dozed off...

Of course.

Only in a dream would I get a score as high as 52%...

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It wasn't a dream?! ta Koushi Assessment - Mathematics II

Suzuki. It wasn't a dream?! ta Koushi Assessment - Mathematics II

What's this called again?

Soejima. What's this called again?

Soejima.

Deja vu?

Somiya.

That means the president gets her 98% after this and...

Next is...

As expected, Takamine.

Full marks again.

What?!

No, that wasn't a dream or deja vu.

I'm sure she got 98%!

And...

that moment was also too real to be a dream.

But, now that I think about it,

her changing in a place like that was also strange.

Today's just full of weird, unthinkable things!

Or so I feel.

They say let sleeping dogs lie, but...

I just need to know!

Student Council Room

Yes? Student Council Room

Pardon the interruption! Student Council Room

Student Council Room

Oh, Shirota-kun.

Can I help you?

So, uhm...

I'm completely aware that what I'm saying is weird,

but I feel like I saw

you get a 98 on the math test...

What you just said...

Have you told anyone else?

N-No, I haven't told anyone.

I see. I was being watched.

I can't believe I didn't realize that.

Well, I wasn't watching, really.

I just happened to see the score...

It's not about the test.

You saw them, right?

My breasts, in the PE equipment room.

Takamine-san Please Put Them On,

Takamine-san Please Put Them On,

You saw them, right?

My breasts, in the PE equipment room.

She noticed that I was peeping?!

I, no, that was...

Oh well.

Attacking you won't do anything.

Let's have a constructive conversation.

Have a seat wherever you want.

Would mineral water be all right with you?

Uh, y-yes.

What does she mean? Constructive conversation?

Is she going to decide how heavy my punishment is?!

This isn't going to get me expelled, is it?

S-Sorry!

Did I get you wet?!

I'll wipe it up right away!

What are you so flustered for?

I told you I won't attack you.

Actually, this is a good opportunity.

Pay close attention.

Huh?!

Wh-What are you doing?!

—kun.

Shirota-kun?

What?

Did you notice?

Y-Yes. I'm sorr—

Wait, what?!

Why are you wet?

What do you mean, why?

You're the one who got me wet.

B-Bu-But... what?!

Now, don't just stand there. Wipe me down.

I'm going to catch a cold.

Especially my breasts.

You really soaked them.

Focus on wiping them.

Y-Yes.

The president's boobs...

What is going on?

Am I going to die today?

By the way, don't you notice something other than my body being wet?

Wait, what?!

Did I do more than get water on you?!

So slow.

Look.

This.

Surely you can tell from the sensation, can't you?

Now tell me what you notice.

S-So soft.

Incorrect!

You have zero observational powers.

Well, I suppose it is understandable that your brain locked up.

You were squeezing the breast of the school's most beautiful girl, after all.

Um, President?

The answer is that,

on top of being wet,

the bra I was wearing just before has vanished.

Got that?

Huh? I know you were wearing a bra before...

This is my ability.

"A maiden who has not been defiled"...

"Eternal Virgin Road."

When I take off my underwear, I can undo things.

Wha? Huh? Ability?

It's as you saw.

By taking off my bra,

I made it so that I didn't dodge the water.

I'm not following...

I know what you're trying to say.

Where did the bra that I took off go,

and why are you the only one who remembers what I did?

Those two things, right?

Uh, no, I hadn't really formulated a thought yet...

Let's start with the first point.

The underwear I take off for my ability vanishes.

It literally disappears.

And the answer to the second question...

is these.

Those who've seen my naked breasts will retain the memory of "things that happened."

Are you satisfied?

Nothing you're saying is sticking!

I get it. This brings you to your next question.

Why do I have such an ability, you ask?

No, I really hadn't formulated a question...

It's because I'm worthy of being number one.

Come again?

Naturally, I'm head of the class in academics and sports.

Further, I hold the office of the student council president,

the pinnacle of the student body.

Add to that this beautiful appearance, this well-proportioned body...

Number one in all aspects.

You agree, don't you?

More importantly, you should probably cover your chest...

Of course, if it's for the top position,

I will not shy away from hard work.

But you see...

Even with my hard work and talent,

minor mistakes are unavoidable.

I'm sure that's hard for you to fathom when 95% of your entire life is a mistake.

That's mean!

I didn't even get half of what she said.

I didn't realize she was so out-there...

This ability manifested itself at the moment a minor mistake happened.

Exactly then, back in fifth grade.

She's going into a flashback?!

Even back then,

I was the top student, standing above all the others in academics and sports.

It was at the athletic festival that year.

I was the anchor of the team relay event,

and I was supposed to pass the lead runner and finish first.

The bento I'd eaten right before had actually gone bad.

The stomach pain slowed me down,

and I ended up in second place.

At the time, I thought, "This can't be happening!"

The feeling of humiliation made me lose control of my bladder.

You peed yourself in fifth grade?!

That kind of ambition in fifth grade...

I really was a child prodigy.

Wait, that's how you interpret that incident?!

When I took off my underwear then...

You already know, right?

When I came to, I was holding the 1st place flag.

By taking off my underwear,

I made it so that I hadn't eaten that bento.

In other words,

this ability had to manifest itself so that I,

the person who is worthy of being number one,

can always continue to be number one.

Do you understand now?

Nope, not a single word!

More than that, she's not just weird,

she's someone you must not get involved with!

Incidentally, why do you think I'm telling all this to the likes of you?

Uh, I don't know?

When I use my ability, my underwear vanishes.

That means I need to change every time,

which necessitates the need to carry around spare underwear.

Consequently, there's the risk of someone peeping on me.

Like a certain someone did.

Well, that... I...

So this is my proposition.

Become my closet.

You are to always carry underwear for me, follow me wherever I go,

and help me change into it at all times.

Because you understand my ability, you're the only one who can do this job.

What do you think?

It's a good idea, right?

I'd just be your slave!

There's no benefit for me at all!

No benefit? Of course there is.

As a "one of them" type, people barely notice you exist.

By becoming my closet, you can become an "only one" type.

Don't you feel honored?

Are you saying that in good faith?!

I can't keep up with her...

I'm sorry, I'm going home.

This is all too insane.

Hold up.

Are you saying you're not going to be my closet?

That's right!

Your supposed ability is super shady!

Not to mention, that's not how you ask people for a favor!

Maybe I went too far...

Anyway, I'm going now.

W-Wait!

Owww. Are you all right, Presid—

S-S-S-So sorry!

I'll get up right away!

Wait... I'll get up right away!

It was wrong of me to ask like that.

I should have done this.

Done this?

Does this mean I'm going to get a reward?!

Huh?

That voice!

It was from the student council room!

Let's hurry!

What?

What happened, President?!

President!

Hold him down!

You bastard!

What did you do to her?!

Call the police!

Hello, police?

The police?

W-Wait, President, please explain...

Explain... you say?

You're the one who pushed me down against my will!

W-Wait, why would you lie like that?!

Yes, third floor of Building A!

But why is she doing this?

I was framed?

Because I refused to become her closet?

This is what I get?!

Right here, officers!

This can't be... Right here, officers!

He's the violent offender! This can't be...

He's the violent offender!

My life... He's the violent offender!

My life...

is over because of this...?

"I wish this hadn't happened."

Don't you feel like that?

"That she hadn't screamed like that."

Th-That's right!

If she uses her ability to make it so she hadn't screamed like that,

I'll be saved!

President!

Please use your ability to undo it! Hey!

Stop that! Please use your ability to undo it!

That depends on how you ask for it.

Are you going to swear that you're going to be my closet?

Or are you...

Yes, I swear it.

Closet-kun?

Yes.

Kurota-kun?

Yes.

Very well.

It seems you understand your position.

What's going to become of me now?

I wish I could go back to the time when I was anxious and happy about failing exams.

You don't seem so happy.

Even though I prevented you from becoming a registered sex offender?

That was your fault to begin with!

Oh, is that an appropriate tone to take with your owner?

You do realize that I can make it so I didn't help you at any time, right?

Please forgive me!

Then let's get to it.

I have your very first job for you.

Please put my panties on me.

Say what?!

I don't have any on because I took them off to save you.

What?!

I'm panty-less.

I can't go home without panties, can I?

Y-You can put them on yourself.

Oh, have you forgotten already?

You are here to carry and to help me put on my underwear. You are my closet.

The underwear is in my bag.

Hurry up!

Come on.

Please.

Oh?

You had your eyes closed?

That's very cute of you, Kurota-kun.

I-I mean, otherwise I'd see!

I bet you wouldn't want that either!

Even though you openly stared at my breasts?

That's...

I'm sorry!

I knew it was wrong,

but something came over me...

Speaking of, Shirota-kun.

Ever since you stepped into the student council room,

you have been making an effort to not look at my nakedness.

Even though, in reality, you probably want to push me down and have your way with my body.

I-I never thought about doing that!

That sincerity...

or should I say,

gentlemanly side...

hans't changed.

All right, Kurota-kun.

I'd like you to put a bra on me next.

Are you going to do it with your eyes closed?

Huh? But...

Oh?

You were able to do it for the bottom,

but now you can't do it for the top?

No, that's not the problem. It's just...

Please Put Them On, Takamine-san