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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:33,069 Hi, there. 2 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:35,446 Hey. 3 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,284 You know you've got 4 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:41,244 a fair amount of blood on you there, sir? 5 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:44,122 Oh. Huh. 6 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:48,209 Yeah, it's not even mine. It was just this... 7 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:52,380 Never mind. 8 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:55,884 Hey, listen, I need you to take this thing off my hands, 9 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:57,760 just make it someone else's problem, you know? 10 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:01,139 I mean, I thought my boys were gonna love it, but, uh... 11 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:03,683 Let me tell you, man, they will not. 12 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:08,855 No, it's not, uh... a toy, 13 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:11,900 so just don't ever call it that. 14 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,276 It's a, uh... 15 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:15,445 It's... 16 00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:19,574 Actually, I don't know exactly what it is. 17 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:24,120 Besides, it appears to be broken. 18 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,998 See, the drumstick seems to be stuck in the up position. 19 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:31,461 You do not want the goddamn drumstick to come down. 20 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:33,755 Okay? 21 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,465 Because when it does, 22 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:41,429 I promise you, we are all fucked to hell. 23 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:42,639 Okay? 24 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:47,435 Woah... Oh... 25 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:49,437 Okay... 26 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:16,172 Well, sir, can't speak for you, 27 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:19,801 but, heh, I don't feel especially fucked to hell. 28 00:04:46,577 --> 00:04:47,704 Hot dog. 29 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:54,585 Who's smiling now, you infernal son of a whore? 30 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:56,170 Argh! 31 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:02,427 YEAH! 32 00:05:08,349 --> 00:05:09,726 I don't know if every father 33 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:12,437 passes some secret horror onto his kids. 34 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,189 But mine sure did. 35 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:22,697 ♪ Come on, baby, while the thrill is on ♪ 36 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:25,950 ♪ Come on, baby, let's have some fun ♪ 37 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:29,370 ♪ Come on, baby, let the good times roll ♪ 38 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:32,749 ♪ Roll all night long ♪ 39 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:35,084 My name is Hal Shelborn. 40 00:05:35,084 --> 00:05:38,212 This is me and my twin brother, Bill. 41 00:05:38,212 --> 00:05:41,924 Well, this is us before everything. 42 00:05:41,924 --> 00:05:44,594 Bill was the kind of kid who would say, "shake on it," 43 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:47,305 but then pull his hand back and pretend to slick his hair. 44 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:50,391 He was older than me by three minutes 45 00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:52,560 and ate most of my mom's placenta. 46 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,395 So that made him my "big" brother. 47 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:56,481 A role he took seriously 48 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:59,108 and treated me like shit whenever he got the chance. 49 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:01,903 I've been meaning to tell you... 50 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:03,905 Mom says she hates you because you made dad leave, 51 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,656 and now she has to go on dates. 52 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:09,285 But I managed to love him anyway, 53 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:10,995 even if I did sometimes fantasize 54 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:12,789 about being an only child. 55 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:15,458 I hate you, Bill Shelborn. 56 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:24,509 My mom raised us on her own 57 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:26,427 for as long as she could, at least. 58 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:28,012 And my mom, 59 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:29,764 well, I can remember her perfectly, 60 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:31,307 like it was yesterday. 61 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:32,600 Your father... 62 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:37,605 Well, your father went out for a pack of cigarettes 63 00:06:37,605 --> 00:06:39,649 and never came back. 64 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,070 Just made like an egg and... 65 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:45,947 scrambled. 66 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:48,157 And sure, sure, 67 00:06:48,157 --> 00:06:50,493 I could have been one of his stewardesses, but, 68 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,703 of course, the deadbeat never took me anywhere. 69 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:54,997 He just brought back 70 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,668 Swiss cuckoo clocks and bonsai trees. 71 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:00,962 Knick-knacks and souvenirs 72 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:02,630 to stuff our closet full. 73 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:07,468 And one day, my darling boys, 74 00:07:07,468 --> 00:07:09,303 all of that horse shit will be yours. 75 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:14,392 We knew my mom thought it was a bunch of junk. 76 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:16,310 But for Bill and me, 77 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:19,522 Dad's closet was full of clues to who he was. 78 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:21,149 There she is. 79 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:24,777 Old deadbeat's disguise. 80 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,338 The hell's that thing from? 81 00:07:44,338 --> 00:07:45,840 Paris, France or something? 82 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:49,177 It says, "Organ Grinder Monkey." 83 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,138 "Like Life." 84 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:55,099 You mean "lifelike," dumbshit. 85 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:57,226 No. 86 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,150 What? 87 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,162 Give me that thing. 88 00:08:17,788 --> 00:08:18,831 Here. 89 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,057 You think this does junk if I turn this? 90 00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:38,476 Don't, Bill. It's Dad's. 91 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:41,103 Dad's gone, fuckface. 92 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:42,730 And I'm his next of "skin," 93 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:45,775 so legally, everything in here's mine. 94 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:29,026 Stupid thing's broken anyway. 95 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,411 Don't come in our room, dumbshit. 96 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:44,792 Shotgun, obviously. 97 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,836 Christ, what's worse than a blind date? 98 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,170 I'd rather take my chances 99 00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:50,172 and kiss a goddamn frog and see what happens. 100 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:53,676 Okay, boys! Uh, no soda after you brush your teeth. 101 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,136 And no fires, 102 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,513 and no video games because of the last fire. 103 00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,140 I tried to tell them no fires, 104 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,725 but these boys are nothing but willish. 105 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,977 Thank you, babysitter Annie. 106 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:05,688 I'll be home by midnight. 107 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:13,195 Okay, boys, I've got only one rule for tonight. 108 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:15,531 Keep your hands off the hot parts of the table. 109 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:16,699 Okay? 110 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,242 I'll try, but... 111 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:20,036 I'm just a man. 112 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,872 Bill, knock it off. 113 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,611 Holy shit! 114 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:20,156 Maybe an experience like that 115 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,283 could have brought me and Bill closer. 116 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,368 But it turned out one freak tragedy 117 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:25,953 wasn't going to be nearly enough. 118 00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:28,414 Fuck. 119 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,459 How is her head still together? 120 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,585 Sh. Sh. Sh. 121 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,296 Don't think about it too much. 122 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,631 Oh, fuck. 123 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,384 Uuuuhhh... 124 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:41,510 Oh, yeah. 125 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:44,305 Today, we are here with Annie Wilkes. 126 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:48,058 Gone by accident... 127 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,061 rather, in an accident 128 00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:54,482 because, you know, there's no accidents. 129 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:57,902 Um... Is there a divine plan? 130 00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:00,988 Sure, you know, uh, maybe. 131 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:03,532 Call it a coin toss, you know, heads or tails, heh. 132 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,660 But not Annie's head 133 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:11,081 because that is, 134 00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:13,501 uh, separate. 135 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,336 That's a separate issue. Uh... 136 00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:21,383 Uh... You know, why her, though, right? 137 00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:22,843 Why Annie? 138 00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:25,346 Why not you? 139 00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:28,015 Or you? 140 00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:33,938 Everything for a reason, yeah, totally. 141 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,398 And it is what it is. 142 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,778 Uuuhhh... 143 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,863 It is what it is. 144 00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,406 The word of the Lord. 145 00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:45,824 Amen. 146 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,703 Everything is an accident. 147 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:51,956 Or nothing is an accident. 148 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,667 Either way, same thing. 149 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:59,296 It's not if or even how. 150 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,757 It's only when. 151 00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,427 Everybody dies. 152 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,056 And that's life. 153 00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:12,977 I'll die. 154 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:17,273 And you will both die. 155 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,900 And all of your friends and their parents 156 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:23,362 and all of their pets and everybody. 157 00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:27,157 Some of us peacefully in our sleep. 158 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:32,329 And some of us horribly... 159 00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:35,624 violently, tied up with a clothesline, 160 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:38,419 and screaming through duct tape over our mouths 161 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,421 and all that jazz. 162 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,674 And to hell with it. 163 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,135 Come on, let's go dancing. 164 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,763 ♪ Well, it's Saturday night and I just got paid ♪ 165 00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:52,266 ♪ Fool about my money, don't try to save ♪ 166 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,768 ♪ My heart say "Go, go, have a time" ♪ 167 00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,937 ♪ 'Cause Saturday night and I'm feeling fine ♪ 168 00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:58,480 ♪ I'm gonna rock it up ♪ 169 00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:00,983 ♪ I'm gonna rip it up ♪ 170 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,652 ♪ I'm gonna shake it up ♪ 171 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,614 ♪ Gonna ball it up ♪ 172 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:10,451 ♪ I'm gonna rock it up And ball tonight ♪ 173 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,455 ♪ Got me a date and I won't be late... ♪ 174 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,457 It might have been on the day of a funeral, 175 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:19,710 but that probably was the happiest day of my life. 176 00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,297 It's funny how quickly that can change. 177 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,181 Hey, kid. 178 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:35,309 Your brother says your dad left your mom. 179 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,394 Lit out to Paris, France to buy cigarettes 180 00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:39,730 'cause you're a big fat baby who cried all the time. 181 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:43,192 And, man, don't your mom deserve better? 182 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,943 I mean, don't she? 183 00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:47,988 - Um... - I guess that means 184 00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,366 your mom would be wearing the pants in the house now, huh? 185 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,702 I think that's how it works, yeah. 186 00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:55,663 Aw, but... 187 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,332 see, you're wearing pants. 188 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:01,543 And two people can't be wearing 189 00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:05,005 the pants in the house at the same time. 190 00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:08,634 So, looks like you got yourself a bit of a pants problem, kid. 191 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,100 Honey, I'm making PB&J. 192 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,563 Oh, and how am I? 193 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:25,359 Oh, I'm great! I love slaving over my two sons all day long. 194 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,373 Mom! 195 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,375 Yeah? 196 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,962 Why'd you put Dad's weird monkey in our room? 197 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,797 You know I don't go in there anymore 198 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,215 since I found that stiff sock. 199 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,552 Oh, yeah. 200 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,171 You didn't have anything to do 201 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,964 with my babysitter's head, right? 202 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,009 - That'd be like... - Yo! 203 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,387 You really got the hots for that thing, huh? 204 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,098 - I... I don't. - It's all good. 205 00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,017 You can have it, but... 206 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,102 all you gotta do is say you wanna marry it. 207 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:43,520 But I don't wanna marry it. 208 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,147 Say, "I wanna be Mrs. Stupid Monkey." 209 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,649 I wanna be Mrs. Stupid Monkey. 210 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,569 Now say... 211 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,363 "I wanna suck its banana." 212 00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:55,824 - No, Bill, no. - Say it! 213 00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:58,035 Or I'll eat the rest of your placenta, bitch. 214 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,789 I wanna suck its banana. 215 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:05,542 All right. We have a deal. 216 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:06,835 You can have the monkey. 217 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,715 Idiot. 218 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:20,140 Between the ages of 12 and 15, 219 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,059 the penis takes on a life of its own 220 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,977 and becomes sensitive 221 00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:27,147 to physical and emotional horseplay. 222 00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:29,983 Around this time, 223 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:33,237 the opposite sex becomes both appealing and horrifying. 224 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:42,037 Yo, Mrs. Torrance! 225 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:44,498 Hal Shelborn's jerking his monkey under his desk! 226 00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:14,027 Honey, I'm making devil's food. 227 00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,946 I don't fucking want any! 228 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:17,865 Language! 229 00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:22,244 What are you, a sailor in a shipyard? 230 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,124 You. 231 00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:33,422 It's because of you that deadbeat Bill this to me. 232 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,218 You know who I'm talking about, don't you? 233 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:40,971 That asshole kid who lives in here with me... 234 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,056 that's Bill. 235 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,143 You wanna know something else? 236 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,813 I wish Bill was dead. 237 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,877 Hey, Mom, you home? 238 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,006 Is dinner ready? 239 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,217 Mom? 240 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:38,403 Mom? 241 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,115 You're not even making it yet? 242 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,059 What the fuck?! 243 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:15,649 Oh, shit. 244 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:17,234 MOMMY! 245 00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:26,243 The doctors called what happened to my mom 246 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,704 a boomerang aneurysm. 247 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:31,498 But I was the only one who knew what it really was. 248 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,377 They said chances of it happening 249 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,045 were one in 44 million. 250 00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:41,008 And that's just another way to say 251 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,467 it has to happen to somebody. 252 00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:46,263 And that's how it works. 253 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:49,599 You turn the key and the drumsticks go up. 254 00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:51,184 They come down again when it chooses 255 00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:52,561 who it wants to kill next. 256 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:56,732 It kills who it wants when it feels like it. 257 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,859 And it doesn't owe you an explanation. 258 00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:02,738 It doesn't take requests. 259 00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:05,699 It's true what it says on the box. 260 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:08,535 It's just like life. 261 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,248 Uh... son, 262 00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:14,875 - perhaps it's best if you... - Shut up! 263 00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:22,215 Hey, Mom! 264 00:22:24,384 --> 00:22:25,677 Mom, wake up! 265 00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:30,599 Mom? 266 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:35,062 Mom, that's a funny joke! 267 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,483 MOM! 268 00:22:44,362 --> 00:22:45,655 Wake up. 269 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:01,254 Okay, you can keep talking. 270 00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:09,679 Oh... 271 00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:21,942 You know, your Aunt Ida and your Uncle Chip... 272 00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:24,778 never wanted kids. 273 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:28,156 Nah. 274 00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:31,952 Always just kind of preferred a life where you sit down 275 00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:34,371 and you don't stand up again until you want to. 276 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:37,457 Also, we're swingers, but... 277 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:39,709 Oh, well. 278 00:23:51,888 --> 00:23:53,306 And I want you to know 279 00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:56,685 we're gonna do our very best with you boys. 280 00:23:58,728 --> 00:24:01,022 It's just that our very best might be... 281 00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:03,233 pretty bad. 282 00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:34,431 Oh... oh, fuck. 283 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,394 Fuck! 284 00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:51,573 What the fuck? 285 00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:06,296 Fuck. 286 00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:25,774 I put the pieces in a garbage bag 287 00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:27,734 and made sure it got on a garbage truck. 288 00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:29,903 And I assumed that would be the end of it. 289 00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:33,114 But after that, 290 00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:35,742 Bill and I were never the same. 291 00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:37,994 I mean, we looked the same because we were twins, 292 00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:40,413 and, well, you know what I mean. 293 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:45,252 Aunt Ida and Uncle Chip picked up Bill and me 294 00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:47,337 and moved us to Maine. 295 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:50,173 And I guess I hoped we'd left the worst of it behind us. 296 00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:54,261 ♪ They say everything can be replaced ♪ 297 00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:02,102 ♪ They say every distance is not near ♪ 298 00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:11,611 ♪ So I remember every face ♪ 299 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:19,786 ♪ Of every man who put me here ♪ 300 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:24,040 You going to take off your suit, Bill? 301 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:28,295 If I take it off, then I'll have to put it back on 302 00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:30,171 as soon as there's another funeral. 303 00:26:31,506 --> 00:26:33,008 But if I don't take it off, 304 00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:35,468 then I won't have to put it back on. 305 00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:37,971 So there won't be any more funerals. 306 00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:47,689 Sleep tight, you two. 307 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:54,154 ♪ I shall be ♪ 308 00:26:55,697 --> 00:27:00,285 ♪ Released ♪ 309 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:17,344 Here comes trouble, here it comes! 310 00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:29,624 Why the hell did you bring it? 311 00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:31,084 I didn't. I chopped it up. 312 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:32,627 Don't look chopped up to me. 313 00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:34,421 I'm telling you, Bill, 314 00:28:35,171 --> 00:28:36,589 it's a bad monkey. 315 00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:40,135 It's a bad, magic, killer monkey. 316 00:28:41,636 --> 00:28:43,304 You think it killed Babysitter Annie? 317 00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:47,267 Maybe. Probably. I... I don't know. 318 00:28:50,019 --> 00:28:51,771 I was going to marry that girl. 319 00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:54,149 I know you were, Bill. 320 00:28:56,025 --> 00:28:58,486 We should try it on purpose to see if anyone else we know dies. 321 00:28:58,486 --> 00:29:01,114 No. No, we shouldn't. I mean, what if it gets one of us? 322 00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:03,950 Then I promise to pretend to be sad when you're dead. 323 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:08,246 Yeah, me too. 324 00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:13,460 You think it could kill the person who turns the key or not? 325 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:15,128 How the hell should I know? 326 00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:22,802 Do you think Mom turned it? 327 00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:30,935 I'm gonna try it. 328 00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:33,980 Don't, Bill... 329 00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:40,320 It was a hunting accident, but not the usual kind. 330 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:44,157 Uncle Chip was trampled by a stampede of 67 wild horses 331 00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:46,075 in his sleeping bag on a camping trip. 332 00:29:47,327 --> 00:29:48,828 I overheard the undertaker say that, 333 00:29:48,828 --> 00:29:50,747 when they dumped the body out, 334 00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:53,333 it looked like someone had drop-kicked a cherry pie. 335 00:29:55,668 --> 00:29:58,505 I don't mind much that Uncle Chip's gone. 336 00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:00,215 He was kind of an asshole. 337 00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:03,593 I just mind more that I feel pretty good it wasn't me. 338 00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:06,763 But it's got to be done, you know? 339 00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:08,264 To keep it away from the people 340 00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:10,850 who might feel really good about using it, 341 00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:13,228 like the Nazis and Russians 342 00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:15,897 and "Iran-qis" and whatnot. 343 00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:17,857 We knew that it couldn't be destroyed, 344 00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:20,568 so we hoped that we could maybe contain it. 345 00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:22,529 Just get rid of it. 346 00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:26,866 Make it go the fuck away. 347 00:30:31,704 --> 00:30:34,207 And for a long time, anyway, 348 00:30:35,416 --> 00:30:37,210 it really seemed like it had. 349 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:14,575 Ah! 350 00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:18,765 I haven't seen the monkey since we threw it down the well, 351 00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:22,101 but it feels like only a matter of time before it comes back. 352 00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:27,273 This is me today. 353 00:34:27,273 --> 00:34:29,776 I pretty much lost all contact with Bill, 354 00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:31,319 and I'm good with that. 355 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:33,237 He was kind of an asshole anyways. 356 00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:36,199 I don't have any friends, 357 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:38,618 and I do my best to stay away from family 358 00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:41,037 for fear that if the monkey returns, 359 00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:42,622 it'll kill someone close to me. 360 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,666 But staying away from family, 361 00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:46,793 Excuse me! 362 00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:48,127 ...that's easier said than done. 363 00:34:48,127 --> 00:34:49,712 Well, fuck your mother! 364 00:34:51,798 --> 00:34:52,924 Hey, Dwayne. 365 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,887 Oh, man! Come in, come in. 366 00:34:57,887 --> 00:34:59,222 Oh, no, it's cool. 367 00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:01,557 I gotta run early today. I gotta pick up my kid. 368 00:35:02,391 --> 00:35:03,810 Wait, you got a kid? 369 00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:06,187 Shit, man, that sucks. 370 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:07,480 Does it live with you? 371 00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:09,982 Uh, no, no, he doesn't, 372 00:35:09,982 --> 00:35:12,235 but I get to see him once a year, 373 00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:14,904 so I'm taking him to Horror Heaven. 374 00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:15,988 Yeah. 375 00:35:16,864 --> 00:35:18,199 Roller coasters, I guess. 376 00:35:18,825 --> 00:35:19,951 Once a year? 377 00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:22,995 Shit, man, that sucks. 378 00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:26,833 I bet your ex-wife's some type of mega bitch, huh? 379 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,417 Huh? 380 00:35:28,417 --> 00:35:32,421 Oh! No, the once-a-year thing, that was... that was my idea. 381 00:35:32,421 --> 00:35:36,425 It turns out I'm kind of a... a bad influence, you know. 382 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:39,804 "Here comes trouble." 383 00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:41,514 Who, you? 384 00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:43,182 It's not like, you know, 385 00:35:43,182 --> 00:35:46,185 I beheld a pale horse, and on it was a pale rider, 386 00:35:46,185 --> 00:35:48,771 and the rider's name was, you know, Death. 387 00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:50,898 But, uh... 388 00:35:53,067 --> 00:35:54,944 Yeah, there has been some death. 389 00:35:58,364 --> 00:35:59,782 Shit, man, that sucks. 390 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:14,255 Pff! Jet skis, come on. Douchebag. 391 00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:25,683 "Love... Hal." 392 00:36:29,186 --> 00:36:30,229 Fuck. 393 00:36:40,072 --> 00:36:42,617 Feel that parental energy... 394 00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:44,452 transferred from you to me. 395 00:36:54,837 --> 00:36:56,964 Petey's been asking about you more and more, Hal. 396 00:36:57,924 --> 00:36:59,216 And it's breaking our hearts. 397 00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:03,262 About me? 398 00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:05,222 What about me? Why? 399 00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:07,683 Because you're his father. 400 00:37:07,683 --> 00:37:09,936 And he's doing a family tree school project. 401 00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:12,772 And like it or not, you're one of the branches. 402 00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:14,023 Look, I... 403 00:37:14,023 --> 00:37:15,775 I care about Petey. 404 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:17,568 I do. Like, I... 405 00:37:19,278 --> 00:37:21,697 I care about him a lot, like, a lot, lot. 406 00:37:21,697 --> 00:37:24,241 Just now, when we were on the couch together, 407 00:37:25,284 --> 00:37:26,702 I took your power. 408 00:37:26,702 --> 00:37:29,288 Whoa, whoa, whoa, I never said you could take my power. 409 00:37:29,288 --> 00:37:30,665 It doesn't matter anymore. 410 00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:32,375 But Ted has decided 411 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:34,126 - to legally adopt Petey. - What? 412 00:37:34,126 --> 00:37:35,670 And once the adoption's finalized, 413 00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:38,839 it won't be necessary for you to see Petey at all. 414 00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:41,133 But you can't just do that. 415 00:37:41,133 --> 00:37:43,219 He can't just do that. 416 00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:45,012 As the leading expert in my field, 417 00:37:46,013 --> 00:37:47,848 can't I? 418 00:37:47,848 --> 00:37:51,143 Listen, you and Petey have this time. 419 00:37:51,143 --> 00:37:53,854 So just take the week, 420 00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:56,482 lock in some nice memories, 421 00:37:56,482 --> 00:37:58,025 and then cleanly cut it off. 422 00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:00,111 Like a vestigial tail. 423 00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:05,366 That's what you want. Isn't it? 424 00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:08,035 No. It's not what I... what I want. 425 00:38:08,035 --> 00:38:10,788 I want to spend time with Petey. It's just, you know... 426 00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:12,999 Vestigial? 427 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:14,834 It means something that has become functionless, 428 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:16,669 and as a result, is no longer necessary. 429 00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:18,337 - I know what it means, Ted. - I'm sure you do. 430 00:38:18,337 --> 00:38:20,506 - I do. - Well, I have your power, so... 431 00:38:20,506 --> 00:38:22,883 Well, I peed in one of your bushes on the way in, so... 432 00:38:22,883 --> 00:38:25,511 Well, this is the part where I suggest that we arm wrestle. 433 00:38:25,511 --> 00:38:27,346 What? Arm wrestle for what? 434 00:38:27,346 --> 00:38:29,056 For all the marbles. 435 00:38:29,056 --> 00:38:31,892 And by marbles, I am, of course, referring to your little balls. 436 00:38:31,892 --> 00:38:33,352 - My... - Hey. 437 00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:34,687 Honey... 438 00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:36,772 Oh, Petey. Hey. 439 00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:38,983 Hey, buddy. 440 00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:41,193 What are you guys talking about? 441 00:39:53,182 --> 00:39:54,350 What do you mean, 442 00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:55,935 it reminds you of your dad? 443 00:39:58,437 --> 00:40:00,147 You talking about the shit-eating grin 444 00:40:00,147 --> 00:40:02,817 or the hairy back and arms? 445 00:40:06,612 --> 00:40:08,447 Do you ever wonder where he is? 446 00:40:09,698 --> 00:40:10,908 Dad, I mean. 447 00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:15,579 Baby, that ain't worth it. 448 00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:19,875 But if you're really looking for an answer, 449 00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:22,545 I'd have to go with either... 450 00:40:24,463 --> 00:40:27,341 at a card table or under a hooker. 451 00:40:27,341 --> 00:40:28,968 Oh, sick, Ma. Come on. 452 00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:30,052 Gross. 453 00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:34,974 Hey, Beauchamps, honey, 454 00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:37,309 you want a drag? 455 00:40:42,523 --> 00:40:45,359 But are you still thinking of selling that monkey thing 456 00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:47,194 to the nut who never leaves his house? 457 00:40:48,904 --> 00:40:51,991 I mean, have you ever even met this guy face to face? 458 00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:55,452 Sounds like a real fucking pervert to me. 459 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,885 So, do you have any brothers or sisters? 460 00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:14,430 Is that your family tree thing? 461 00:41:15,681 --> 00:41:16,849 What gave it away? 462 00:41:18,934 --> 00:41:19,977 Okay. 463 00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:23,230 So, um... 464 00:41:23,939 --> 00:41:25,608 brothers, sisters? 465 00:41:26,233 --> 00:41:27,318 Yes, no? 466 00:41:28,235 --> 00:41:30,529 Uh... no. 467 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:33,866 No to both? 468 00:41:33,866 --> 00:41:35,534 Yeah, no, neither. 469 00:41:35,534 --> 00:41:37,536 Only child... just like me. 470 00:41:41,248 --> 00:41:43,459 And, uh, what's your mom's name? 471 00:41:46,420 --> 00:41:47,630 Um... 472 00:41:50,090 --> 00:41:51,133 Lois. 473 00:41:52,551 --> 00:41:53,886 My mom's name was... 474 00:41:55,512 --> 00:41:56,555 Lois. 475 00:42:02,311 --> 00:42:03,896 Hey, uh... Oof. 476 00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:06,440 It's getting kind of late, darn. 477 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,235 I should get you some, uh, some dinner, huh? 478 00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:12,613 Only if you want me to, like, survive. 479 00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:22,122 Cool. 480 00:43:11,297 --> 00:43:13,674 Say it, or I'll eat the rest of your placenta... 481 00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:15,634 I promise to pretend to be sad 482 00:43:15,634 --> 00:43:16,844 when you're dead. 483 00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:18,804 What the fuck?! 484 00:43:32,026 --> 00:43:33,068 Christ. 485 00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:45,664 What the fuck? 486 00:44:15,110 --> 00:44:16,236 Hello. 487 00:44:17,738 --> 00:44:19,156 Well, hello, dumbshit. 488 00:44:24,703 --> 00:44:26,205 Bill. 489 00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:29,375 Can't be the only person who calls you dumbshit. 490 00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:31,460 How did you know how to reach me, Bill? 491 00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:33,545 I haven't heard from you in, what, five years? 492 00:44:33,545 --> 00:44:35,923 Haven't seen you in something like 10? 493 00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:38,592 Nine and eleven, and those are just numbers. 494 00:44:39,259 --> 00:44:41,095 The police gave me yours. 495 00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:42,721 What do you mean, the police? 496 00:44:42,721 --> 00:44:44,014 I have news. 497 00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:47,393 Aunt Ida is no more. 498 00:44:47,393 --> 00:44:48,560 Oh, shit. 499 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,313 Well, I guess she was kind of old. 500 00:44:51,313 --> 00:44:52,731 Was she sick or something? 501 00:44:53,774 --> 00:44:55,567 Actually, it seems the old girl 502 00:44:55,567 --> 00:44:58,112 was having somewhat of a renaissance, 503 00:44:58,112 --> 00:45:01,615 putting her house on the market, cleaning out her closet. 504 00:45:01,615 --> 00:45:03,534 The nice young policewoman I spoke to... 505 00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:07,287 used the phrase, "freak accident." 506 00:45:09,706 --> 00:45:12,000 Okay, and? What? 507 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,752 Someone has to go through her belongings, 508 00:45:13,752 --> 00:45:15,129 and you're the next of kin. 509 00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:17,423 Technically, you're the next of kin, Bill. 510 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:20,467 This is my week with Petey, so no. 511 00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:23,429 Your week? That's all you get with your son? 512 00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:25,681 - Also, you're weak. - What do you want, Bill? 513 00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:29,268 Go to Aunt Ida's house and make sure "it" isn't there. 514 00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:31,145 "It" is at the bottom of a well. 515 00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:33,605 "It" can teleport and you know it. 516 00:45:33,605 --> 00:45:35,607 Why don't you bring Petey along, hmm? 517 00:45:35,607 --> 00:45:37,693 Let him see you being brave for a change. 518 00:45:37,693 --> 00:45:39,278 Jesus. 519 00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:42,156 What do fathers and their estranged sons 520 00:45:42,156 --> 00:45:43,657 say to each other? 521 00:45:43,657 --> 00:45:44,783 Road trip? 522 00:45:44,783 --> 00:45:46,326 Why would it be at Aunt Ida's anyway? 523 00:45:46,326 --> 00:45:47,953 Because it attached itself to our family 524 00:45:47,953 --> 00:45:49,121 and likes to kill us. 525 00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:50,789 And I don't want to die, and presumably 526 00:45:50,789 --> 00:45:52,291 you don't want Petey to die either. 527 00:45:52,291 --> 00:45:54,877 And what if I find it, huh? What am I supposed to do? 528 00:45:54,877 --> 00:45:57,212 Drop it from a fucking plane? It'll probably bounce! 529 00:45:57,212 --> 00:45:59,465 No, you never let it out of your sight again, 530 00:45:59,465 --> 00:46:00,883 so no one turns the key. 531 00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:02,342 Presumably you don't want Petey to... 532 00:46:02,342 --> 00:46:04,636 Stop talking about Petey. 533 00:46:06,013 --> 00:46:07,556 The monkey must be vanquished. 534 00:46:08,557 --> 00:46:10,559 Why don't you vanquish it, huh, Bill? 535 00:46:12,311 --> 00:46:14,229 You're smaller, you go. 536 00:46:14,229 --> 00:46:15,647 Bill. 537 00:46:15,647 --> 00:46:16,857 Bi... Fuck! 538 00:46:19,401 --> 00:46:22,404 Oh! Fuck! 539 00:46:26,492 --> 00:46:27,868 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 540 00:46:28,535 --> 00:46:30,078 Fuck! What the fuck? 541 00:46:30,078 --> 00:46:31,580 Is that a leg? Fuck! 542 00:47:02,402 --> 00:47:03,612 Okay, okay. 543 00:47:03,612 --> 00:47:05,280 - Petey, wake up. Come on. - What? 544 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:06,698 We gotta go. Let's go. Let's go. 545 00:47:06,698 --> 00:47:07,741 What time is it? 546 00:47:07,741 --> 00:47:09,034 What the fuck? 547 00:47:09,034 --> 00:47:10,118 Hey, language. 548 00:47:10,118 --> 00:47:11,537 And we gotta go, all right? 549 00:47:11,537 --> 00:47:14,456 There... there... There was a thing outside. 550 00:47:14,456 --> 00:47:15,958 It wasn't... It wasn't a thing. 551 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:18,794 It was a woman, and either way, we gotta split. 552 00:47:18,794 --> 00:47:20,212 All right? So come on, let's go. 553 00:47:20,212 --> 00:47:21,964 It's the middle of the night. Are you high? 554 00:47:21,964 --> 00:47:23,382 No, I wish, Jesus Christ. 555 00:47:23,382 --> 00:47:25,425 No, don't do drugs. I mean it. 556 00:47:25,425 --> 00:47:27,052 But come on, let's go. Hurry up. 557 00:47:27,052 --> 00:47:28,220 I'm going to bed. 558 00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:31,014 WE GOTTA MAKE LIKE EGGS AND SCRAMBLE! 559 00:47:49,616 --> 00:47:52,494 Hey, Petey, uh... sorry about that. 560 00:47:53,245 --> 00:47:54,788 It's just that my aunt Ida died, 561 00:47:54,788 --> 00:47:57,040 and I gotta deal with a lot of her stuff. 562 00:47:58,083 --> 00:47:59,626 Can I ask you a question? 563 00:47:59,626 --> 00:48:01,211 I'd really rather you didn't. 564 00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:04,006 How'd your mom die? 565 00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:08,802 Is this for your family tree thing? 566 00:48:08,802 --> 00:48:10,637 'Cause usually family trees are about the whos 567 00:48:10,637 --> 00:48:15,100 and the whens, not the whys and the, you know, hows. 568 00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:17,811 Was your aunt the one that raised you after your mom died? 569 00:48:19,521 --> 00:48:22,816 Uh, yeah. 570 00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:24,693 Yeah, yeah, she did. 571 00:48:27,863 --> 00:48:29,114 Maybe you could, uh, 572 00:48:29,948 --> 00:48:31,533 take me to your aunt's house with you. 573 00:48:31,533 --> 00:48:33,285 I could help you with her stuff and... 574 00:48:33,285 --> 00:48:34,703 You're not coming with me, Petey. 575 00:48:34,703 --> 00:48:35,954 Why not? 576 00:48:35,954 --> 00:48:37,456 Because it's... it's depressing, all right? 577 00:48:37,456 --> 00:48:39,374 We were supposed to go to a theme park, 578 00:48:39,374 --> 00:48:41,043 not into, you know... 579 00:48:42,210 --> 00:48:44,046 ...darkness and death. 580 00:48:44,046 --> 00:48:45,631 I know about the adoption, Hal. 581 00:48:51,303 --> 00:48:52,346 Oh. 582 00:48:53,263 --> 00:48:54,848 And so you can either just... 583 00:48:55,807 --> 00:48:57,809 cut me off and cut this off, 584 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:00,479 or we can spend 585 00:49:00,479 --> 00:49:03,148 the rest of the little time that we have left together... 586 00:49:05,233 --> 00:49:06,276 together. 587 00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:12,783 I wonder which one Lois would have chosen. 588 00:49:26,505 --> 00:49:28,799 What are you doing in here all alone, Hal? 589 00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:31,176 Or do I not want to know? 590 00:49:32,260 --> 00:49:33,720 Just thinking, I guess. 591 00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:34,805 Oh, yeah? 592 00:49:35,889 --> 00:49:37,974 - About what? - I don't know. 593 00:49:38,558 --> 00:49:39,601 The future. 594 00:49:41,353 --> 00:49:42,646 You got any advice? 595 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,650 Um, well... 596 00:49:47,776 --> 00:49:49,027 take care of your teeth. 597 00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:52,656 And take care of your gut. 598 00:49:53,407 --> 00:49:54,866 And take life as it comes. 599 00:49:54,866 --> 00:49:58,412 You know, the worst thing you can do is try to force it. 600 00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:02,040 But, really, I think that the most important thing 601 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,334 for you to remember is... 602 00:50:06,795 --> 00:50:09,047 try not to kill everybody around you. 603 00:50:21,309 --> 00:50:23,270 Petey? Pe... Petey... 604 00:50:26,022 --> 00:50:27,065 Petey? 605 00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:32,237 Petey? 606 00:50:33,947 --> 00:50:35,407 Hey, Petey, buddy? 607 00:50:37,492 --> 00:50:38,869 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 608 00:50:39,494 --> 00:50:40,746 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 609 00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:58,597 Check it out. There's a place in town. 610 00:50:58,597 --> 00:50:59,931 They do skydiving lessons. 611 00:50:59,931 --> 00:51:01,600 I feel like it's one of those things 612 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,602 where you're either really good at it or you aren't. 613 00:51:03,602 --> 00:51:05,145 It only takes one lesson to find out. 614 00:51:06,646 --> 00:51:07,773 Hey, funny. 615 00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:10,609 That's... that's funny. 616 00:51:10,609 --> 00:51:13,278 Yeah? Well, you're kind of funny too, Hal. 617 00:51:14,279 --> 00:51:16,698 Oh, and they do weddings. 618 00:51:30,796 --> 00:51:33,131 Hey, uh, do me a favor, all right? 619 00:51:33,131 --> 00:51:35,634 Uh, wait in the car while I deal with this. 620 00:51:35,634 --> 00:51:37,135 What? No way. 621 00:51:37,135 --> 00:51:39,554 I wanna see your old room like they do in the movies. 622 00:51:39,554 --> 00:51:40,639 No, Petey. 623 00:51:40,639 --> 00:51:41,807 Why not? 624 00:51:41,807 --> 00:51:44,434 Just because... because I said so. 625 00:51:45,018 --> 00:51:46,645 All right. Fine. 626 00:51:47,562 --> 00:51:49,272 Then I have to go number two. 627 00:51:50,190 --> 00:51:52,150 What? Why didn't you go at the motel? 628 00:51:52,150 --> 00:51:54,319 There's a lot you don't know about me, Hal. 629 00:51:54,319 --> 00:51:55,821 For instance, 630 00:51:55,821 --> 00:51:58,824 I'm one of those kids that can only go poo in a house. 631 00:51:58,824 --> 00:52:00,784 Are you being serious? 632 00:52:02,828 --> 00:52:04,496 It's a tough bet to lose, Hal. 633 00:52:06,998 --> 00:52:08,416 Jesus Christ. 634 00:52:08,416 --> 00:52:09,668 Hi. 635 00:52:09,668 --> 00:52:12,212 Hey there. Sorry. Ah. 636 00:52:12,212 --> 00:52:13,839 Oh, window won't go down. 637 00:52:13,839 --> 00:52:15,340 - Yeah, okay. - Hey there. 638 00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:17,384 - How are you? - Hi! I'm Barbara. 639 00:52:17,384 --> 00:52:19,511 - Hi. - You must be Hal Shelborn. 640 00:52:19,511 --> 00:52:21,847 Your brother Bill Shelborn said you'd be coming. 641 00:52:21,847 --> 00:52:23,515 Oh, yeah, right, right. 642 00:52:23,515 --> 00:52:24,850 Uh, hi, Barbara. Yeah. 643 00:52:24,850 --> 00:52:26,226 That brother Bill of yours 644 00:52:26,226 --> 00:52:28,186 is quite the character, isn't he? 645 00:52:28,186 --> 00:52:30,063 - Yeah. - Your brother Bill, I mean! 646 00:52:30,063 --> 00:52:32,607 Yes, yes. He's quite... quite the character. Yeah. 647 00:52:32,607 --> 00:52:34,943 Yeah. Wow, who's this little slugger? 648 00:52:34,943 --> 00:52:37,028 Oh, this is, uh, this is my son, Petey. 649 00:52:37,028 --> 00:52:39,114 Oh, hello there. 650 00:52:39,114 --> 00:52:40,365 Oh, no, thanks, Barbara. 651 00:52:40,365 --> 00:52:43,201 I'm just a kid who doesn't buy many houses. 652 00:52:43,201 --> 00:52:45,537 But I also didn't know that I have an uncle. 653 00:52:45,537 --> 00:52:47,706 So, yeah, thanks for that. 654 00:52:47,706 --> 00:52:50,125 Um, it's funny, 'cause I actually asked Hal here 655 00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:51,877 if he had any siblings yesterday. 656 00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:53,628 But he flat-out lied to my face. 657 00:52:53,628 --> 00:52:55,088 - Well... - But it's cool. 658 00:52:55,088 --> 00:52:57,132 He's only going to be my dad for, like, 659 00:52:57,132 --> 00:52:58,592 a few more days anyway, 660 00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:01,428 'cause he's being swapped out for a leading expert. 661 00:53:02,971 --> 00:53:04,431 - Yeah. - Okay. 662 00:53:06,308 --> 00:53:07,767 - Well... - So no card. Okay. 663 00:53:07,767 --> 00:53:09,394 - No card, yeah. - Let's see the house. 664 00:53:11,771 --> 00:53:13,440 Were you and your aunt very close? 665 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:14,774 Uh, sure. Very. 666 00:53:14,774 --> 00:53:16,276 Is this all her stuff? 667 00:53:16,276 --> 00:53:18,111 I felt like she had more stuff. 668 00:53:18,111 --> 00:53:20,322 Oh, well, we did have that estate sale 669 00:53:20,322 --> 00:53:22,073 the day after she died. 670 00:53:22,073 --> 00:53:24,075 We had a great turnout, too. 671 00:53:24,075 --> 00:53:26,411 We must have made over $100, ha! 672 00:53:26,411 --> 00:53:27,579 Right... 673 00:53:27,579 --> 00:53:28,663 Okay. 674 00:53:29,706 --> 00:53:33,084 Now, let's see, that would have been on Sunday, 675 00:53:33,084 --> 00:53:34,794 because ever since Monday, 676 00:53:34,794 --> 00:53:38,089 things have been a bit, uh, messy around here. 677 00:53:38,089 --> 00:53:39,257 Right. 678 00:53:39,257 --> 00:53:40,967 Yeah. Your aunt, of course, was Monday. 679 00:53:42,344 --> 00:53:43,803 And then, oh Lord, 680 00:53:43,803 --> 00:53:45,722 first thing Tuesday, it was Mitch McDonald. 681 00:53:53,146 --> 00:53:56,024 And then Wednesday was Burt Burgerson. 682 00:54:01,947 --> 00:54:03,782 And then Nancy Risoli. 683 00:54:10,830 --> 00:54:14,042 But there aren't any cobras in Maine, I mean, are there? 684 00:54:15,710 --> 00:54:17,504 Well, there was the one. 685 00:54:19,631 --> 00:54:21,049 No, every day since Monday, 686 00:54:21,049 --> 00:54:23,969 at least one Casco local has just... poof! 687 00:54:24,803 --> 00:54:28,139 Sometimes two or three or four 688 00:54:28,139 --> 00:54:31,810 or even five Casco locals have just poof... 689 00:54:31,810 --> 00:54:33,645 - Right. OK. - And poof and poof! 690 00:54:33,645 --> 00:54:35,814 Great, yeah, yeah, no, I get it. 691 00:54:35,814 --> 00:54:38,525 Um, could we look at the other closet? It's this way, I think. 692 00:54:39,401 --> 00:54:41,194 Absolutely, follow me. 693 00:54:41,194 --> 00:54:42,320 Poof! 694 00:54:55,959 --> 00:54:57,919 You're fucking twins? 695 00:54:59,295 --> 00:55:01,339 You know, my mother used to always say 696 00:55:01,339 --> 00:55:03,258 whenever there was a plane crash 697 00:55:03,258 --> 00:55:05,552 or a school bus going off into the river 698 00:55:05,552 --> 00:55:08,221 and mass fatalities or what have you... 699 00:55:08,221 --> 00:55:09,723 She used to always say, 700 00:55:09,723 --> 00:55:12,600 "Looks like God's bowling strikes tonight." 701 00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:18,064 Oh, that's odd. 702 00:55:18,064 --> 00:55:19,774 I don't remember locking this. 703 00:55:19,774 --> 00:55:21,359 Hey, you wouldn't happen to remember 704 00:55:21,359 --> 00:55:25,864 if, uh, my aunt had a wind-up toy monkey at the yard sale? 705 00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:28,700 Oh, no, I don't think so. 706 00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:31,786 Oh, not a cherished childhood memory, now, was it? 707 00:55:31,786 --> 00:55:32,912 Oh... 708 00:55:32,912 --> 00:55:35,373 Oh, a first little furry friend 709 00:55:35,373 --> 00:55:37,083 filled with whimsy and wonder? 710 00:55:37,083 --> 00:55:39,461 No, it's no... no big deal. Thanks. 711 00:55:39,461 --> 00:55:40,879 Okay. 712 00:55:43,798 --> 00:55:46,718 Nope, not that one. 713 00:55:46,718 --> 00:55:48,303 Hmm. 714 00:55:48,303 --> 00:55:50,388 How are we doing with that key? 715 00:55:50,388 --> 00:55:53,892 Oh... Don't you worry your pretty little head. 716 00:55:53,892 --> 00:55:56,311 Oh, mercy, did I say that out loud? 717 00:55:57,562 --> 00:55:59,606 Watch out! 718 00:55:59,606 --> 00:56:01,107 You are pretty, though. 719 00:56:16,873 --> 00:56:17,999 - Oh! - You know what? 720 00:56:17,999 --> 00:56:19,584 I actually think we should go down... 721 00:56:19,584 --> 00:56:22,045 Looks like I did my own little process of elimination! 722 00:56:23,838 --> 00:56:25,507 No, no, no, no, no! 723 00:56:36,309 --> 00:56:37,685 Everything okay up there? 724 00:56:44,734 --> 00:56:46,486 Yeah, everything's fine. 725 00:56:54,869 --> 00:56:56,246 Oh, fuck. 726 00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:10,635 And you were just standing there, 727 00:57:10,635 --> 00:57:11,970 hands to yourself, is that right? 728 00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:13,513 Yeah, that's right. 729 00:57:13,513 --> 00:57:16,349 And you knew there was a gun in the house, or not so much? 730 00:57:16,349 --> 00:57:17,475 Uh, no. 731 00:57:19,644 --> 00:57:20,979 Okay. 732 00:57:20,979 --> 00:57:22,856 I'm gonna have to ask you don't leave town 733 00:57:22,856 --> 00:57:24,482 until we can figure a few things out. 734 00:57:24,482 --> 00:57:25,650 What? No, no, no, officer. 735 00:57:25,650 --> 00:57:27,652 I promised my son that I was gonna take him 736 00:57:27,652 --> 00:57:28,987 - to Horror Heaven. - Actually, officer, 737 00:57:28,987 --> 00:57:31,197 we moved off going to Horror Heaven. 738 00:57:31,197 --> 00:57:32,824 This is obviously far more important. 739 00:57:33,408 --> 00:57:34,868 - Smart kid. - Hmm. 740 00:57:35,493 --> 00:57:36,870 Find a motel. 741 00:57:36,870 --> 00:57:40,248 I'd say stay here, but it's a goddamn mess in there. 742 00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:42,250 I mean, have you actually been up there? 743 00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:43,585 It's like that restaurant... 744 00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:45,420 Spaghetti City. 745 00:57:48,756 --> 00:57:51,176 Hey, bud, you wanna go wait in the car? 746 00:57:51,176 --> 00:57:55,013 Yeah, that's your favorite thing for me to do anyway, isn't it? 747 00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:56,848 Just stay away. 748 00:57:59,309 --> 00:58:01,019 They're bringing the body out! 749 00:58:08,359 --> 00:58:16,367 Let's go, Casco! Let's go, Casco! 750 00:58:41,017 --> 00:58:42,393 Hello? 751 00:58:42,393 --> 00:58:45,230 Hal Shelborn, please, if he's available. 752 00:58:45,230 --> 00:58:47,106 - Bill? - Thank goodness. 753 00:58:47,106 --> 00:58:49,901 And Petey? Is he available, too? 754 00:58:49,901 --> 00:58:51,861 Yeah, look, we're fine, but, um... 755 00:58:52,737 --> 00:58:54,239 The monkey's not here. 756 00:58:54,239 --> 00:58:56,491 Aunt Ida had a goddamn yard sale, so it could've been, 757 00:58:56,491 --> 00:58:58,660 but now it could be anywhere with anyone. 758 00:58:58,660 --> 00:59:01,079 Well, that's not good. That's bad. 759 00:59:01,079 --> 00:59:03,122 Yeah, there's all kinds of shit happening in town, 760 00:59:03,122 --> 00:59:05,083 people dying in not normal ways. 761 00:59:05,792 --> 00:59:07,460 Police told me I can't leave. 762 00:59:07,460 --> 00:59:09,420 Go to the motel. Await my signal. 763 00:59:09,420 --> 00:59:11,172 Await your fucking signal?! 764 00:59:13,967 --> 00:59:15,301 Wait, Bill, where are you? 765 00:59:16,761 --> 00:59:18,596 Bill, are you living in town? 766 00:59:34,946 --> 00:59:36,489 Stupid. 767 00:59:43,454 --> 00:59:46,833 Shelborn, Shelborn... Argh. Nope. 768 01:00:00,972 --> 01:00:02,390 "Mrs. Monkey"? 769 01:00:11,316 --> 01:00:12,358 Hello. 770 01:00:12,358 --> 01:00:14,485 If this is in regards to my ad, 771 01:00:14,485 --> 01:00:16,070 I'm happy to report that my quest 772 01:00:16,070 --> 01:00:19,532 for finding my beloved toy monkey is over. 773 01:00:19,532 --> 01:00:22,076 Thank you for calling and be safe out there. 774 01:00:57,362 --> 01:01:00,198 At the very moment you slipped from my fingers, 775 01:01:01,699 --> 01:01:04,619 I suddenly knew the terrible truth about everything. 776 01:01:06,037 --> 01:01:07,538 That my dumbshit brother 777 01:01:07,538 --> 01:01:09,540 had turned your key and killed my mom. 778 01:01:18,841 --> 01:01:21,511 So I went back to get you as soon as I could. 779 01:01:23,221 --> 01:01:24,764 But you were gone. 780 01:01:25,848 --> 01:01:29,602 Leaving behind a sign for me and only me 781 01:01:29,602 --> 01:01:32,438 that one day... you'd be back. 782 01:01:34,273 --> 01:01:35,817 And so I waited. 783 01:01:38,569 --> 01:01:40,613 And for the longest time, 784 01:01:41,531 --> 01:01:43,116 there was nothing. 785 01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:49,122 A hundred percent, pure, medical-grade nothingness. 786 01:01:56,129 --> 01:01:57,213 But then... 787 01:02:02,969 --> 01:02:04,679 there you were. 788 01:02:23,948 --> 01:02:27,827 Suddenly, everywhere I looked, you were there. 789 01:02:27,827 --> 01:02:29,704 Oh, fuck! 790 01:02:30,746 --> 01:02:35,710 As constant as the sun, the moon, and the stars. 791 01:02:35,710 --> 01:02:38,004 As if you had always been looking down on me. 792 01:02:39,881 --> 01:02:43,384 Letting me know what I had always wanted to be true. 793 01:02:44,844 --> 01:02:47,889 That you'd come back to help me seek my revenge. 794 01:02:52,393 --> 01:02:55,313 I returned to the places where I thought you might be. 795 01:02:55,313 --> 01:02:58,900 Foolishly believing that I could make you appear again. 796 01:02:58,900 --> 01:03:00,234 Fuck. 797 01:03:00,234 --> 01:03:02,737 That it was I who might find you again. 798 01:03:05,948 --> 01:03:08,367 So I made myself ready for your return. 799 01:03:12,038 --> 01:03:14,707 Reworking my old childhood funeral suit 800 01:03:14,707 --> 01:03:16,334 in anticipation of... 801 01:03:17,502 --> 01:03:18,836 more funerals. 802 01:03:20,129 --> 01:03:22,673 And so that I might once again 803 01:03:22,673 --> 01:03:24,842 bear witness to your terrible glory. 804 01:03:24,842 --> 01:03:26,093 Fuck! 805 01:03:28,679 --> 01:03:32,600 So I looked, and behold, a pale horse, 806 01:03:33,559 --> 01:03:36,562 and his name that sat on him was Death. 807 01:03:36,562 --> 01:03:38,356 Mrs. Monkey. 808 01:03:39,941 --> 01:03:41,484 And now, here we are. 809 01:03:42,401 --> 01:03:43,694 Together at last. 810 01:03:44,820 --> 01:03:48,115 With only one thing left to do. 811 01:03:51,118 --> 01:03:52,662 In your infinite wisdom, 812 01:03:54,038 --> 01:03:56,707 I trust your flaming sword of righteousness 813 01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,794 will cut the foul air 814 01:04:00,836 --> 01:04:03,297 and smite the right person. 815 01:04:04,507 --> 01:04:07,468 And I know you know exactly who I'm talking about. 816 01:04:24,151 --> 01:04:25,903 Shit, man, that sucks. 817 01:04:31,909 --> 01:04:33,578 Shit, man, that sucks! Ah! 818 01:04:38,291 --> 01:04:39,417 What? 819 01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:41,794 Um, uh, it's Ricky. 820 01:04:41,794 --> 01:04:43,588 What is it? I'm extremely busy. 821 01:04:43,588 --> 01:04:45,506 Okay, yeah, so... 822 01:04:45,506 --> 01:04:48,009 I hope this isn't weird, but I was wondering, 823 01:04:48,009 --> 01:04:50,678 you know, if maybe I could give you your 15 bucks back 824 01:04:50,678 --> 01:04:52,763 and instead I could just keep the toy monkey thing. 825 01:04:52,763 --> 01:04:55,141 It's not a toy, don't ever call it that. 826 01:04:55,141 --> 01:04:57,768 Right, yeah, no, I thought the same thing too. 827 01:04:57,768 --> 01:04:59,770 It just sort of makes me think about my dad, 828 01:04:59,770 --> 01:05:01,772 which I know is kind of a weird thing 829 01:05:01,772 --> 01:05:03,983 for, like, a guy to say, like, to another guy. 830 01:05:08,946 --> 01:05:12,158 Does it hurt very much when you think, Ricky? 831 01:05:15,494 --> 01:05:18,664 - Well... - "Uh, uh, uh, well, well..." 832 01:05:18,664 --> 01:05:23,294 Did you know that 27% of all English-speaking people 833 01:05:23,294 --> 01:05:27,298 will either say, "oh, shit" or "holy shit" before they die? 834 01:05:28,132 --> 01:05:29,508 Now it's funny, because death 835 01:05:29,508 --> 01:05:31,969 is the one big thing that'll happen to all of us, 836 01:05:31,969 --> 01:05:37,016 and yet we still can't help but be somehow surprised by it. 837 01:05:40,227 --> 01:05:41,687 Right on, man. 838 01:05:43,230 --> 01:05:44,315 So anyway, 839 01:05:44,315 --> 01:05:46,233 I saw your brother. 840 01:05:46,233 --> 01:05:48,319 He looks like you. 841 01:05:48,319 --> 01:05:50,071 With that's, like, uh... 842 01:05:50,071 --> 01:05:51,864 that's, like, your nephew then, huh? 843 01:05:56,744 --> 01:05:59,372 What if Petey turned the key? 844 01:06:01,582 --> 01:06:04,168 So... so, can I have it back? 845 01:06:04,168 --> 01:06:06,504 Never. I employed you to find the monkey, 846 01:06:06,504 --> 01:06:08,047 not to fall in love with it. 847 01:06:08,047 --> 01:06:09,215 Now fuck off. 848 01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:16,931 Fuck you, man. 849 01:06:26,190 --> 01:06:28,901 Hey, Ma, are you home or are you at the factory? 850 01:06:39,286 --> 01:06:40,413 Lousy deadbeat. 851 01:06:50,548 --> 01:06:51,757 Yo, Beauchamps! 852 01:06:51,757 --> 01:06:53,634 You got any extra bullets? 853 01:06:56,053 --> 01:06:57,179 What caliber? 854 01:07:04,770 --> 01:07:06,981 Hey, you still got some of Barbara's blood on you. 855 01:07:09,817 --> 01:07:10,860 Yeah. 856 01:07:13,362 --> 01:07:14,822 Accidents happen. 857 01:07:18,367 --> 01:07:19,702 Can I ask you a question? 858 01:07:20,703 --> 01:07:21,996 Ha ha. 859 01:07:21,996 --> 01:07:23,247 Uh, nope. 860 01:07:26,959 --> 01:07:28,377 You ever killed a man? 861 01:07:30,296 --> 01:07:32,214 I... 862 01:07:36,051 --> 01:07:37,094 Jesus. 863 01:07:38,220 --> 01:07:39,263 Does Mom know? 864 01:07:39,263 --> 01:07:41,849 No, I haven't killed anybody. 865 01:07:41,849 --> 01:07:44,018 Of course I haven't killed anybody. 866 01:07:45,519 --> 01:07:48,189 Look, when we get back to the motel, I'm gonna call your mom 867 01:07:48,189 --> 01:07:51,108 and... and... and I'm gonna tell her what happened. 868 01:07:51,108 --> 01:07:53,903 She'll think I'm not safe to be around and... 869 01:07:54,612 --> 01:07:55,863 she'll be right. 870 01:07:56,655 --> 01:07:58,783 So Ted will just adopt me and... 871 01:07:58,783 --> 01:08:00,367 you'll never have to see me again? 872 01:08:02,995 --> 01:08:04,955 You're better off with Ted, all right? 873 01:08:10,795 --> 01:08:11,962 Fuck you, man. 874 01:08:20,471 --> 01:08:21,639 Hey, Petey... 875 01:08:23,182 --> 01:08:24,725 Shit. Um... 876 01:08:25,893 --> 01:08:27,561 Well, I'm here if you need me. 877 01:08:30,981 --> 01:08:33,818 You just do your thing in the bathroom, okay? 878 01:08:33,818 --> 01:08:35,986 And, uh, if you wanna have a talk, 879 01:08:35,986 --> 01:08:37,988 we can have a proper talk, all right, buddy? 880 01:08:49,708 --> 01:08:50,918 Yes? 881 01:08:50,918 --> 01:08:53,212 It's me. You have it, don't you? 882 01:08:53,212 --> 01:08:54,421 I don't know, maybe. 883 01:08:54,421 --> 01:08:55,881 Come on, Bill, Mrs. Monkey? 884 01:08:55,881 --> 01:08:57,591 I know you are, but what am I? 885 01:08:57,591 --> 01:08:59,176 Stop turning the key! 886 01:08:59,176 --> 01:09:02,179 Its arms aren't fucking long enough or articulate enough 887 01:09:02,179 --> 01:09:04,682 to reach back there itself, so somebody has to. 888 01:09:06,350 --> 01:09:07,393 And also, no. 889 01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:09,603 Jesus fucking Christ, Bill, 890 01:09:09,603 --> 01:09:11,105 these are innocent people. 891 01:09:11,105 --> 01:09:14,275 Look, I... I don't care about me. 892 01:09:14,275 --> 01:09:17,236 All that matters is that Petey is safe, so stop turning it. 893 01:09:17,236 --> 01:09:19,196 If you want me to stop turning the key, 894 01:09:19,196 --> 01:09:21,365 bring Petey to me so he can turn it instead. 895 01:09:21,365 --> 01:09:23,200 What? No. Why? 896 01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:26,203 The person who turns the key never dies. 897 01:09:26,203 --> 01:09:28,372 You've known that since we were kids, haven't you, Hal? 898 01:09:28,372 --> 01:09:30,040 What? 899 01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:31,375 What are you talking about? 900 01:09:33,002 --> 01:09:34,295 Where are you, Bill? 901 01:09:34,295 --> 01:09:35,963 If you want Petey to be safe, 902 01:09:35,963 --> 01:09:38,382 all Petey has to do is turn the key 903 01:09:38,382 --> 01:09:42,553 and keep turning the key forever and ever and ever, 904 01:09:42,553 --> 01:09:44,597 and Petey will never die. 905 01:09:44,597 --> 01:09:46,432 Listen to me, Bill, all right? 906 01:09:46,432 --> 01:09:48,893 Let me get Petey out of here, then we'll talk, all right? 907 01:09:48,893 --> 01:09:50,895 We-we-we'll figure out what we're gonna do. 908 01:09:50,895 --> 01:09:54,648 Either I keep turning the key or Petey turns the key. 909 01:09:54,648 --> 01:09:56,734 Call me back when you made your decision. 910 01:09:56,734 --> 01:09:58,152 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 911 01:09:58,152 --> 01:09:59,403 Bill, Bi... 912 01:09:59,403 --> 01:10:00,571 Fuck! 913 01:10:07,328 --> 01:10:08,996 Hey, Petey? Petey? 914 01:10:11,165 --> 01:10:12,499 Hey, Petey? 915 01:10:12,499 --> 01:10:14,418 Hey, buddy, we... we gotta go, all right? 916 01:10:14,418 --> 01:10:16,587 I gotta take you back to your mom's. 917 01:10:18,255 --> 01:10:19,673 Petey, open the door! Come on! 918 01:10:22,176 --> 01:10:23,302 Petey! 919 01:10:24,595 --> 01:10:25,971 Petey, open the door! 920 01:10:27,348 --> 01:10:29,141 Come on, we gotta go right now! 921 01:10:31,435 --> 01:10:33,312 Jesus Christ. 922 01:10:33,312 --> 01:10:34,605 Don't have a heart attack. 923 01:10:36,190 --> 01:10:38,776 Or do, you know? You want out of my life so bad, 924 01:10:38,776 --> 01:10:40,277 it might just be a nice shortcut. 925 01:10:40,277 --> 01:10:42,279 Petey, what the fuck? Why didn't you answer the door? 926 01:10:42,279 --> 01:10:44,114 Why do you care? Why would you even have a kid 927 01:10:44,114 --> 01:10:46,116 if all you're gonna do is just keep yourself away from me? 928 01:10:46,116 --> 01:10:47,868 I didn't exactly know what I was doing, all right? 929 01:10:47,868 --> 01:10:49,495 I was just a stupid, dumb kid. 930 01:10:49,495 --> 01:10:51,455 So I was an accident? Is that what you're saying? 931 01:10:51,455 --> 01:10:53,832 Everything is an accident, yes. 932 01:10:57,336 --> 01:10:58,879 Wow, nice one. 933 01:11:00,631 --> 01:11:01,882 Great to hear. 934 01:11:07,846 --> 01:11:09,598 I... That's not what I... 935 01:11:16,230 --> 01:11:18,357 Yes, it was an accident, Petey. 936 01:11:22,194 --> 01:11:23,529 But you are not a mistake. 937 01:11:27,741 --> 01:11:30,119 I'm so glad you're here with me. 938 01:11:31,870 --> 01:11:33,372 You're very precious to me. 939 01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:39,044 But that's why I stay away, because I... 940 01:11:39,044 --> 01:11:41,171 I come with all sorts of weird baggage, 941 01:11:41,171 --> 01:11:43,257 and I don't want you to have to deal with that. 942 01:11:43,257 --> 01:11:44,717 - Like what? - Like... 943 01:11:45,509 --> 01:11:47,386 Bad stuff, Petey, like... 944 01:11:48,929 --> 01:11:50,681 like evil stuff. 945 01:11:50,681 --> 01:11:52,057 Stuff that I got from my dad, 946 01:11:52,057 --> 01:11:54,059 and I don't want to pass it on to you. 947 01:11:54,059 --> 01:11:55,769 What are you talking about? Like what? 948 01:11:55,769 --> 01:11:56,895 Like... 949 01:12:03,110 --> 01:12:04,153 Hold on. 950 01:12:05,779 --> 01:12:07,906 Open up, it's the motherfucking police! 951 01:12:10,367 --> 01:12:11,910 All right, all right, all right. 952 01:12:13,037 --> 01:12:15,205 Shut up! Shut up and hands up! 953 01:12:15,205 --> 01:12:17,041 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Just relax, all right? 954 01:12:17,041 --> 01:12:18,876 - Shh, shh, shh! - Just relax, relax. 955 01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:20,586 - Get the keys. - What? 956 01:12:20,586 --> 01:12:21,879 - COME ON! - Okay, okay! 957 01:12:21,879 --> 01:12:23,756 - The keys. - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 958 01:12:23,756 --> 01:12:25,549 All right, all right. 959 01:12:27,885 --> 01:12:30,429 We're gonna go for a little drive, okay? 960 01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:33,390 Okay, all right. 961 01:12:56,830 --> 01:12:58,248 All right, stop here. 962 01:13:01,502 --> 01:13:02,628 Where are we? 963 01:13:03,754 --> 01:13:04,797 Huh? 964 01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:06,006 Where are we? 965 01:13:07,007 --> 01:13:08,300 That's your brother's house! 966 01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:10,677 Or his fortress. 967 01:13:10,677 --> 01:13:12,638 Don't pretend like you don't know where we are! 968 01:13:12,638 --> 01:13:13,972 I don't know, all right? 969 01:13:13,972 --> 01:13:16,308 We're... we're, you know, we're estranged. 970 01:13:16,308 --> 01:13:19,019 - Ah, shit, man, that sucks. - Thanks. 971 01:13:19,019 --> 01:13:20,979 - Shut up! - Oh, okay. 972 01:13:20,979 --> 01:13:23,649 You, you go inside, 973 01:13:23,649 --> 01:13:26,360 you make nice with your uncle, you get me the monkey. 974 01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:28,403 - And you bring it out, okay? - What monkey? 975 01:13:31,281 --> 01:13:32,950 It's... It's got a little red vest, 976 01:13:32,950 --> 01:13:34,785 and it holds a drum, and I need it. 977 01:13:34,785 --> 01:13:36,787 Why does this guy know about a monkey and I don't? 978 01:13:36,787 --> 01:13:38,956 He doesn't know about the monkey and he's not going in there. 979 01:13:38,956 --> 01:13:40,124 It's a toy monkey? 980 01:13:40,124 --> 01:13:42,042 Don't... don't call it that, all right? 981 01:13:42,042 --> 01:13:43,377 It's not. It's... 982 01:13:43,377 --> 01:13:45,003 It's evil. 983 01:13:45,003 --> 01:13:46,630 It's basically the devil, all right? 984 01:13:46,630 --> 01:13:47,881 It's a toy monkey. 985 01:13:47,881 --> 01:13:49,800 I was gonna tell you when you were older, okay? 986 01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,176 You've been a goddamn deadbeat dad 987 01:13:51,176 --> 01:13:52,636 because of a toy monkey? 988 01:13:52,636 --> 01:13:54,304 - What the fuck? - Hey, language. 989 01:13:54,304 --> 01:13:56,223 And yes, but that's why we have to get 990 01:13:56,223 --> 01:13:57,850 as far away from this place as possible. 991 01:13:57,850 --> 01:13:58,976 Seriously, kid, you gotta hope 992 01:13:58,976 --> 01:14:00,185 that you get that goddamn monkey, 993 01:14:00,185 --> 01:14:01,812 'cause I'm gonna shoot this guy. 994 01:14:01,812 --> 01:14:04,398 All right, just... just let me... let me go in there with him. 995 01:14:04,398 --> 01:14:05,649 - Please. - No! 996 01:14:07,025 --> 01:14:09,236 There is a doggy door around back, 997 01:14:09,236 --> 01:14:12,197 and your kid better hope that he's scrawny enough to fit. 998 01:14:12,197 --> 01:14:14,158 You don't call the cops or do anything. 999 01:14:14,158 --> 01:14:15,993 You get in there, you get me the monkey, 1000 01:14:15,993 --> 01:14:18,912 or I swear I'm gonna shoot you both, like, a lot of times. 1001 01:14:18,912 --> 01:14:20,330 He's not going in there. 1002 01:14:20,330 --> 01:14:22,499 - Shut up! - Uh! All right. 1003 01:14:22,499 --> 01:14:23,542 Go. 1004 01:14:24,710 --> 01:14:26,003 Hal... 1005 01:14:26,003 --> 01:14:27,880 this is some fucked-up shit. 1006 01:14:28,422 --> 01:14:29,464 I know. 1007 01:14:31,884 --> 01:14:33,343 So whatever you do, 1008 01:14:33,343 --> 01:14:35,345 don't turn the key in the monkey's back. 1009 01:14:38,682 --> 01:14:40,142 Okay, okay! 1010 01:15:02,748 --> 01:15:03,957 Fuck... 1011 01:15:39,910 --> 01:15:40,953 Fuck. 1012 01:15:58,470 --> 01:15:59,513 Huh. 1013 01:16:00,889 --> 01:16:03,225 Kinda cool... I guess. 1014 01:16:33,130 --> 01:16:34,673 You're not really a cop, are you? 1015 01:16:35,716 --> 01:16:37,551 Shut up! Of course not. 1016 01:16:38,343 --> 01:16:39,636 I hate cops. 1017 01:16:40,429 --> 01:16:41,805 My dad was a cop. 1018 01:16:42,973 --> 01:16:45,684 Still is, for all I know. 1019 01:16:45,684 --> 01:16:47,644 You know, my mom said he was out chasing pussy, 1020 01:16:47,644 --> 01:16:49,646 but I'm all like, there's pussy here in town, you know? 1021 01:16:49,646 --> 01:16:51,023 - Yeah, I know. - But whatever. 1022 01:16:51,481 --> 01:16:53,066 He left. 1023 01:16:53,066 --> 01:16:54,901 And that's why I hate cops. 1024 01:16:54,901 --> 01:16:56,194 But also they're cops, you know? 1025 01:16:56,194 --> 01:16:57,904 Which is the best reason to hate cops. 1026 01:16:57,904 --> 01:16:59,072 What the fuck? 1027 01:17:01,950 --> 01:17:03,327 Uh... 1028 01:17:06,788 --> 01:17:09,249 What the hell is that doing there? 1029 01:17:11,043 --> 01:17:12,461 Hit it with your brights. 1030 01:17:13,211 --> 01:17:15,422 Hit it with my brights, okay. 1031 01:17:17,257 --> 01:17:19,217 Oh, gross! Shut it off! 1032 01:17:19,217 --> 01:17:20,594 - Hold on! - Shut it off! 1033 01:17:20,594 --> 01:17:22,512 I'm shutting it off. Jesus! 1034 01:17:22,512 --> 01:17:23,764 In your infinite wisdom, 1035 01:17:23,764 --> 01:17:26,099 I trust your flaming sword of righteousness 1036 01:17:26,099 --> 01:17:30,354 will cut the foul air and strike the right person 1037 01:17:30,354 --> 01:17:33,523 and only the right person. 1038 01:17:33,523 --> 01:17:34,816 Uncle Bill? 1039 01:17:37,569 --> 01:17:38,612 Petey. 1040 01:17:39,863 --> 01:17:41,156 What a nice surprise. 1041 01:17:42,491 --> 01:17:44,159 - You okay? - Who, me? 1042 01:17:44,910 --> 01:17:47,746 Yeah. You. 1043 01:17:49,373 --> 01:17:51,666 It's been a long time since anyone's asked me that. 1044 01:17:53,377 --> 01:17:54,961 Now that you mention it... 1045 01:17:56,546 --> 01:17:57,589 No. 1046 01:17:58,965 --> 01:18:00,133 I'm not okay. 1047 01:18:06,098 --> 01:18:08,058 This was my favorite toy from childhood. 1048 01:18:10,310 --> 01:18:12,729 It's supposed to play the drums, but I think it's stuck. 1049 01:18:15,065 --> 01:18:16,525 Could you fix it for me? 1050 01:18:21,405 --> 01:18:23,740 It was your grandfather's, you know. 1051 01:18:23,740 --> 01:18:25,742 He brought it home from one of his trips. 1052 01:18:26,618 --> 01:18:27,702 He was a pilot. 1053 01:18:28,537 --> 01:18:29,788 He was a Petey too. 1054 01:18:31,623 --> 01:18:33,583 Did you know that? 1055 01:18:33,583 --> 01:18:36,002 - Hal never tells me anything. - No, of course he doesn't. 1056 01:18:37,295 --> 01:18:38,964 So this is it then, huh? 1057 01:18:39,881 --> 01:18:41,341 The thing that messed everyone up? 1058 01:18:42,050 --> 01:18:43,176 How could it? 1059 01:18:44,886 --> 01:18:46,096 It's just a toy. 1060 01:18:47,889 --> 01:18:49,641 Why don't you try turning it, hmm? 1061 01:18:51,351 --> 01:18:52,811 Probably just needs a different touch. 1062 01:18:54,896 --> 01:18:56,648 There. 1063 01:18:56,648 --> 01:18:59,359 Turning the key is just simply something 1064 01:18:59,359 --> 01:19:03,029 the Shelborn men have been doing for generations. 1065 01:19:03,989 --> 01:19:05,657 A tradition, if you will. 1066 01:19:07,659 --> 01:19:11,538 But if it's not for you, then it's not for you. 1067 01:19:14,332 --> 01:19:15,625 What does it do? 1068 01:19:16,835 --> 01:19:18,044 Turn the key. 1069 01:19:19,045 --> 01:19:20,589 See what happens. 1070 01:20:10,555 --> 01:20:12,015 You want me to back up? 1071 01:20:12,015 --> 01:20:13,725 No! Don't fucking move. 1072 01:20:13,725 --> 01:20:15,060 Okay, okay, okay. 1073 01:20:15,685 --> 01:20:16,895 Is it working? 1074 01:20:21,441 --> 01:20:22,484 Ahh. 1075 01:20:23,693 --> 01:20:25,403 Man, this stupid cop hat! 1076 01:20:25,987 --> 01:20:27,197 It's crazy itchy. 1077 01:20:27,197 --> 01:20:28,532 What? 1078 01:20:31,576 --> 01:20:33,578 Jesus fucking Christ! 1079 01:20:36,248 --> 01:20:37,874 Let's be careful with that pistol, huh? 1080 01:20:39,084 --> 01:20:40,168 Yeah. 1081 01:20:40,919 --> 01:20:42,379 - Totally. - Yeah. Right. 1082 01:20:42,379 --> 01:20:43,630 Fuck. 1083 01:21:07,654 --> 01:21:08,822 Uh... 1084 01:21:19,249 --> 01:21:20,667 Holy shit! 1085 01:21:22,752 --> 01:21:24,421 - Oh, shit! Shit! - Oh! 1086 01:21:27,173 --> 01:21:28,592 Jesus Christ! Fuck! 1087 01:21:28,592 --> 01:21:30,343 Fuck! Jesus! 1088 01:21:31,595 --> 01:21:33,054 FUCK! 1089 01:21:40,312 --> 01:21:41,438 Fuck! 1090 01:21:48,194 --> 01:21:49,404 What the fuck?! 1091 01:21:54,326 --> 01:21:55,619 Fuck. 1092 01:22:00,457 --> 01:22:01,791 PETEY, WHERE ARE YOU?! 1093 01:22:01,791 --> 01:22:03,168 - Dad! - Petey! 1094 01:22:03,710 --> 01:22:04,794 Turn it again. 1095 01:22:04,794 --> 01:22:06,212 Turn the goddamn key right now! 1096 01:22:06,212 --> 01:22:07,964 What? No! 1097 01:22:07,964 --> 01:22:10,091 Then give me the fucking monkey! 1098 01:22:11,801 --> 01:22:12,844 That's it! 1099 01:22:12,844 --> 01:22:14,638 I'm not asking nicely anymore. 1100 01:22:14,638 --> 01:22:16,348 Do it. Kill him. 1101 01:22:16,348 --> 01:22:19,059 Kill my dumb shit brother, and do it now! 1102 01:22:21,144 --> 01:22:23,480 God... damn you! 1103 01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:25,982 Strike the goddamn drum! 1104 01:22:25,982 --> 01:22:28,234 God-fucking... 1105 01:22:28,234 --> 01:22:29,819 I command you! 1106 01:22:31,571 --> 01:22:32,656 Fuck. 1107 01:22:39,287 --> 01:22:41,414 Godd... Will you, please? 1108 01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:45,001 Goddamn it! 1109 01:22:46,086 --> 01:22:47,545 Godd... 1110 01:22:47,545 --> 01:22:49,547 How are you so goddamn strong? 1111 01:22:59,057 --> 01:23:00,183 Hey! 1112 01:23:00,183 --> 01:23:01,768 Huh? Petey! 1113 01:23:01,768 --> 01:23:03,103 Oh, Jesus Christ! 1114 01:23:03,103 --> 01:23:04,562 Ah, thank God. Come on. 1115 01:23:06,398 --> 01:23:08,483 God... damn it! 1116 01:23:48,982 --> 01:23:50,650 What did I do wrong? 1117 01:23:59,576 --> 01:24:01,327 What is that? 1118 01:24:22,807 --> 01:24:25,268 Jesus Christ! 1119 01:24:26,936 --> 01:24:28,396 Ah! Godd...! 1120 01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:38,406 What the... 1121 01:24:38,865 --> 01:24:39,908 Bill. 1122 01:24:42,994 --> 01:24:45,205 Fuck. The drumstick's still up, Petey. 1123 01:24:45,205 --> 01:24:47,707 Hello, dumbshit. 1124 01:24:47,707 --> 01:24:50,001 That's all you can say at a time like this, you fucker?! 1125 01:24:50,001 --> 01:24:52,003 Dumbshit's what you are. 1126 01:24:52,003 --> 01:24:53,963 Fuck... You fuck! 1127 01:25:00,345 --> 01:25:01,721 Jesus Christ, Bill. 1128 01:25:04,015 --> 01:25:06,017 You were really trying to kill me, weren't you? 1129 01:25:07,393 --> 01:25:08,645 Of course I was. 1130 01:25:08,645 --> 01:25:10,688 That's what all this carnage was for, huh? 1131 01:25:10,688 --> 01:25:12,023 You could've killed Petey! 1132 01:25:12,023 --> 01:25:13,483 You could've killed my fucking son! 1133 01:25:13,483 --> 01:25:14,901 For what? Why? 1134 01:25:17,070 --> 01:25:18,488 'Cause you killed my mom. 1135 01:25:28,331 --> 01:25:30,125 And I know you wanted to kill me. 1136 01:25:32,001 --> 01:25:34,796 But the goddamn thing doesn't take requests, obviously. 1137 01:25:39,926 --> 01:25:43,179 I've been turning the key with you in mind for days. 1138 01:25:43,888 --> 01:25:44,931 Nothing. 1139 01:25:54,399 --> 01:25:55,567 Listen, Bill. 1140 01:25:58,778 --> 01:26:00,029 It's not my fault. 1141 01:26:02,824 --> 01:26:04,617 It wasn't anybody's fault. 1142 01:26:06,786 --> 01:26:08,955 None of us deserved what happened to us. 1143 01:26:11,165 --> 01:26:13,167 We just happened to be there when it did. 1144 01:26:14,836 --> 01:26:15,879 Mommy? 1145 01:26:20,717 --> 01:26:21,968 I'm sorry, Bill. 1146 01:26:24,804 --> 01:26:27,765 But I guess I gotta go now. 1147 01:26:27,765 --> 01:26:30,560 Everybody dies, and that's life. 1148 01:26:35,064 --> 01:26:36,566 I'm sorry your mom died. 1149 01:26:39,235 --> 01:26:40,528 It fucking sucks. 1150 01:26:42,572 --> 01:26:43,948 I know how you feel. 1151 01:26:46,701 --> 01:26:48,244 She was my mom, too. 1152 01:26:52,332 --> 01:26:53,499 Oh, yeah. 1153 01:26:55,960 --> 01:26:57,253 I guess she was. 1154 01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:01,341 Never thought about it like that. 1155 01:27:03,801 --> 01:27:05,762 Innocent mistake, I guess. 1156 01:27:05,762 --> 01:27:07,430 Sure. 1157 01:27:07,430 --> 01:27:08,932 Makes sense, though, you know. 1158 01:27:10,391 --> 01:27:11,935 We're brothers. 1159 01:27:13,478 --> 01:27:14,604 Twins. 1160 01:27:14,604 --> 01:27:15,647 Right. 1161 01:27:20,985 --> 01:27:22,111 I'm sorry. 1162 01:27:25,782 --> 01:27:27,992 I wish we could have been there for each other 1163 01:27:27,992 --> 01:27:29,494 when we were kids. 1164 01:27:31,287 --> 01:27:32,705 But we're here now. 1165 01:27:35,541 --> 01:27:37,043 What do you say, Bill? 1166 01:27:39,003 --> 01:27:40,129 Brothers again? 1167 01:27:45,718 --> 01:27:46,761 Sure. 1168 01:27:48,471 --> 01:27:49,597 Ahhh. 1169 01:27:53,518 --> 01:27:54,644 Nah... 1170 01:28:03,111 --> 01:28:04,195 I'm sorry. 1171 01:28:14,664 --> 01:28:17,500 So, what, you two are on some kind of road trip or something? 1172 01:28:18,126 --> 01:28:19,293 Yeah. 1173 01:28:20,128 --> 01:28:21,713 A kind of... 1174 01:28:21,713 --> 01:28:23,715 father-son road trip, right? 1175 01:28:25,299 --> 01:28:26,342 Cool. 1176 01:28:27,176 --> 01:28:28,720 I would like to have done that 1177 01:28:30,179 --> 01:28:31,639 with somebody at least once. 1178 01:28:32,265 --> 01:28:33,516 So come with us. 1179 01:28:45,611 --> 01:28:46,654 Jesus! 1180 01:29:00,335 --> 01:29:01,502 Fuck. 1181 01:29:28,404 --> 01:29:29,781 So Uncle Bill pretty much 1182 01:29:29,781 --> 01:29:32,033 wiped out half the town where you grew up, huh? 1183 01:29:34,202 --> 01:29:35,286 Yeah. 1184 01:29:39,582 --> 01:29:41,667 I mean, I get that everybody dies, 1185 01:29:41,667 --> 01:29:43,419 and that's life, but... 1186 01:29:43,419 --> 01:29:45,296 it's just, like, everybody dies, 1187 01:29:45,296 --> 01:29:46,964 you know, at the same time. 1188 01:29:53,513 --> 01:29:54,555 So, uh... 1189 01:29:55,556 --> 01:29:57,308 what do you want to do now? 1190 01:29:59,435 --> 01:30:02,563 I guess we gotta figure out what we're gonna do with the monkey. 1191 01:30:04,857 --> 01:30:06,192 We keep it close. 1192 01:30:07,568 --> 01:30:09,320 We accept that it's ours... 1193 01:30:10,696 --> 01:30:12,156 and we hold on tight. 1194 01:31:02,874 --> 01:31:05,209 Hey, I just got an idea of what we should do right now. 1195 01:31:08,379 --> 01:31:09,797 Let's go dancing. 1196 01:31:11,257 --> 01:31:12,758 - Dancing? - Yeah. 1197 01:31:12,758 --> 01:31:14,594 Like, with our bodies? 1198 01:31:14,594 --> 01:31:16,095 Where did that shit come from? 1199 01:31:19,056 --> 01:31:20,683 It comes from your grandmother. 1200 01:31:21,976 --> 01:31:23,186 From Lois. 1201 01:31:27,732 --> 01:31:30,693 Well... cool. 1202 01:31:32,862 --> 01:31:34,197 Yeah, it is cool. 1203 01:32:04,268 --> 01:32:06,812 ♪ Let me tell you 'bout a place ♪ 1204 01:32:06,812 --> 01:32:09,732 ♪ Somewhere up-a New York way ♪ 1205 01:32:09,732 --> 01:32:12,735 ♪ Where the people are so gay ♪ 1206 01:32:12,735 --> 01:32:15,780 ♪ Twistin' the night away ♪ 1207 01:32:15,780 --> 01:32:18,824 ♪ Here they have a lot of fun ♪ 1208 01:32:18,824 --> 01:32:21,827 ♪ Puttin' trouble on the run ♪ 1209 01:32:21,827 --> 01:32:24,789 ♪ Man, you find the old and young ♪ 1210 01:32:24,789 --> 01:32:26,624 ♪ Twistin' the night away ♪ 1211 01:32:26,624 --> 01:32:30,795 ♪ They're twistin', twistin' ♪ 1212 01:32:30,795 --> 01:32:33,172 ♪ Everybody's feelin' great ♪ 1213 01:32:33,172 --> 01:32:35,800 ♪ They're twistin', twistin' ♪ 1214 01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:37,176 ♪ They're twistin' ♪ 1215 01:32:37,176 --> 01:32:39,762 ♪ The night away ♪ 1216 01:32:39,762 --> 01:32:41,138 ♪ Here's a man ♪ 1217 01:32:41,138 --> 01:32:42,765 ♪ In evening clothes ♪ 1218 01:32:42,765 --> 01:32:44,183 ♪ How he got here ♪ 1219 01:32:44,183 --> 01:32:45,768 ♪ I don't know but ♪ 1220 01:32:45,768 --> 01:32:48,688 ♪ Man, you oughta see him go ♪ 1221 01:32:48,688 --> 01:32:51,691 ♪ Twistin' the night away ♪ 1222 01:32:51,691 --> 01:32:54,652 ♪ He's dancin' with a chick in slacks ♪ 1223 01:32:54,652 --> 01:32:57,613 ♪ She's movin' up and back ♪ 1224 01:32:57,613 --> 01:33:00,616 ♪ Oh, man, there ain't nothin' like ♪ 1225 01:33:00,616 --> 01:33:02,618 ♪ Twistin' the night away ♪ 1226 01:33:02,618 --> 01:33:06,497 ♪ They're twistin', twistin' ♪ 1227 01:33:06,497 --> 01:33:08,874 ♪ Everybody's feelin' great ♪ 1228 01:33:08,874 --> 01:33:11,627 ♪ They're twistin', twistin' ♪ 1229 01:33:11,627 --> 01:33:14,880 ♪ They're twistin' the night Let's twist a while ♪ 1230 01:33:14,880 --> 01:33:16,299 ♪ Lean up ♪ 1231 01:33:17,883 --> 01:33:19,135 ♪ Lean back ♪ 1232 01:33:20,886 --> 01:33:22,346 ♪ Lean up ♪ 1233 01:33:23,889 --> 01:33:25,141 ♪ Lean back ♪ 1234 01:33:26,851 --> 01:33:28,519 ♪ Watusi ♪ 1235 01:33:29,937 --> 01:33:31,272 ♪ Now fly ♪ 1236 01:33:32,815 --> 01:33:34,108 ♪ Now twist ♪ 1237 01:33:35,568 --> 01:33:39,739 ♪ They're twistin' the night away ♪ 1238 01:33:39,739 --> 01:33:42,533 ♪ Here's a fella in blue jeans ♪ 1239 01:33:42,533 --> 01:33:45,369 ♪ Dancin' with an older queen ♪ 1240 01:33:45,369 --> 01:33:47,913 ♪ Who's dolled up in her diamond rings ♪ 1241 01:33:47,913 --> 01:33:51,334 ♪ And twistin' the night away ♪ 1242 01:33:51,334 --> 01:33:54,337 ♪ Man, you oughta see her go ♪ 1243 01:33:54,337 --> 01:33:57,548 ♪ Twistin' to the rock and roll ♪ 1244 01:33:57,548 --> 01:34:00,259 ♪ Here you find the young and old ♪ 1245 01:34:00,259 --> 01:34:02,386 ♪ Twistin' the night away ♪ 1246 01:34:02,386 --> 01:34:06,015 ♪ They're twistin', twistin', man ♪ 1247 01:34:06,015 --> 01:34:08,684 ♪ Everybody's feelin' great ♪ 1248 01:34:08,684 --> 01:34:11,228 ♪ They're twistin', twistin' ♪ 1249 01:34:11,228 --> 01:34:13,230 ♪ They're twistin' the night ♪ 1250 01:34:13,230 --> 01:34:14,774 ♪ One more time ♪ 1251 01:34:14,774 --> 01:34:16,025 ♪ Lean up ♪ 1252 01:34:17,693 --> 01:34:18,778 ♪ Lean back ♪ 1253 01:34:20,363 --> 01:34:21,655 ♪ Lean up ♪ 1254 01:34:23,491 --> 01:34:24,617 ♪ Lean back ♪ 1255 01:34:26,410 --> 01:34:27,661 ♪ Watusi ♪ 1256 01:34:29,455 --> 01:34:30,664 ♪ Now fly ♪ 1257 01:34:32,458 --> 01:34:34,210 ♪ Now twist ♪ 1258 01:34:49,725 --> 01:34:53,104 ♪ No more holiday in the sun ♪ 1259 01:34:53,104 --> 01:34:56,440 ♪ Come up on the rooftop Come undone ♪ 1260 01:34:56,440 --> 01:34:59,944 ♪ Cold metal, cold water Soft, damp hair ♪ 1261 01:34:59,944 --> 01:35:04,198 ♪ Thieves dream while sleepers burn for the lucky ones ♪ 1262 01:35:06,784 --> 01:35:11,831 ♪ Sleepers will burn so that the lucky ones can stay awake ♪ 1263 01:35:13,666 --> 01:35:18,087 ♪ The youngest ones will open up the door ♪ 1264 01:35:20,589 --> 01:35:21,966 ♪ Dreamers will thieve ♪ 1265 01:35:21,966 --> 01:35:25,261 ♪ In search of everything that they have lost ♪ 1266 01:35:27,388 --> 01:35:32,643 ♪ Breaking sleep ♪ 1267 01:35:32,643 --> 01:35:34,895 ♪ On the days ♪ 1268 01:35:36,063 --> 01:35:38,482 ♪ There are no ♪ 1269 01:35:39,442 --> 01:35:42,611 ♪ Liberties ♪ 1270 01:35:42,611 --> 01:35:45,865 ♪ Fireflies ♪ 1271 01:35:45,865 --> 01:35:49,285 ♪ Careless boy ♪ 1272 01:35:49,285 --> 01:35:52,955 ♪ Something lost ♪ 1273 01:35:52,955 --> 01:35:56,292 ♪ Through the door ♪ 1274 01:35:56,292 --> 01:35:59,795 ♪ Comes a breeze ♪ 1275 01:35:59,795 --> 01:36:02,965 ♪ Taste the wind ♪ 1276 01:36:02,965 --> 01:36:06,677 ♪ A firm arm ♪ 1277 01:36:06,677 --> 01:36:10,055 ♪ Fawn or fight ♪ 1278 01:36:10,055 --> 01:36:13,309 ♪ Something lost ♪ 1279 01:36:13,309 --> 01:36:15,478 ♪ Patiently ♪ 1280 01:38:12,761 --> 01:38:14,346 Shit, man, that sucks. 97022