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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,204 (ROCK BAND PLAYING GENTLE INTRO) 2 00:00:37,739 --> 00:00:40,742 (CROWD CHEERING FAINTLY) 3 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:46,814 (ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING MELLOW SOLO) 4 00:01:06,901 --> 00:01:09,102 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 5 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,520 (CHEERING GROWS LOUDER) 6 00:02:40,662 --> 00:02:42,664 Tamra is a legend. 7 00:02:42,764 --> 00:02:46,166 Yeah, yeah, she's had two hitless albums back-to-back, 8 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:49,369 but someone else's take isn't the ticket. 9 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,572 We need hers. 10 00:02:51,673 --> 00:02:55,009 We need someone who can get her to actually open up 11 00:02:55,109 --> 00:02:56,577 and be honest. 12 00:02:56,678 --> 00:03:01,683 Somebody who can get her to say something brutal or cocky, 13 00:03:01,783 --> 00:03:02,984 whatever it actually is. 14 00:03:03,084 --> 00:03:05,987 What does she still want from music? 15 00:03:06,087 --> 00:03:07,722 What does she still think was, 16 00:03:07,822 --> 00:03:10,692 you know, missing from that last project? 17 00:03:10,792 --> 00:03:15,697 The only thing a story about a legend like Tamra Camden is missing 18 00:03:15,797 --> 00:03:19,033 is as much Tamra Camden as possible. 19 00:03:19,133 --> 00:03:20,434 STAN: Damn good point, Ariel. 20 00:03:20,535 --> 00:03:22,737 -(MURMURS OF AGREEMENT) -I'd read that. 21 00:03:22,837 --> 00:03:24,438 (CHUCKLES) Thank you. 22 00:03:24,539 --> 00:03:26,406 Uh, I mean, I would love to maybe-- 23 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:28,142 What about Chris Wreath to write it? 24 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:29,844 I mean, he would be inspired, right? 25 00:03:29,944 --> 00:03:33,147 Yeah, strong agree. I'll send him a note. 26 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:34,281 Done. 27 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:35,783 Okay. Good job. 28 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:37,652 (PAPERS SHUFFLING) 29 00:03:37,752 --> 00:03:39,554 Moving on. (SIGHS) 30 00:03:39,654 --> 00:03:41,488 On to the M.O.B. 31 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:44,592 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 32 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:12,086 ARIEL: It's just driving me fucking nuts. 33 00:04:12,186 --> 00:04:15,056 I've been there for three years. 34 00:04:15,156 --> 00:04:16,289 Three years of my life, 35 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:19,493 and I haven't written a single real story. 36 00:04:19,594 --> 00:04:20,595 -Yes, you have. -No, I haven't. 37 00:04:20,695 --> 00:04:21,963 What are you talking about? 38 00:04:22,063 --> 00:04:24,297 I loved that piece on that, uh... What was it? 39 00:04:24,397 --> 00:04:26,399 Blind martial arts instructor. 40 00:04:26,501 --> 00:04:28,236 -Oh, yeah, okay. -How'd he do that three-finger thing? 41 00:04:28,335 --> 00:04:29,771 -Oh. Like... -It was like... 42 00:04:29,871 --> 00:04:30,872 (BOTH GRUNTING FIERCELY) 43 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:34,341 (BOTH LAUGHING) 44 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:37,645 -Wow, you look cute today. -Stop. (GROANS) 45 00:04:39,147 --> 00:04:40,782 -Okay. -Okay. 46 00:04:40,882 --> 00:04:41,849 This is how I see it. 47 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,918 Step one, 48 00:04:44,018 --> 00:04:45,418 write about famous people 49 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:47,522 because they're inherently fascinating. 50 00:04:47,622 --> 00:04:49,389 That's where I'm at right now. 51 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:51,659 -Step two... -"Famous people." 52 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:54,162 Okay. Step two, 53 00:04:54,262 --> 00:04:56,296 people start to find me fascinating 54 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:58,065 'cause I'm writing about fascinating people. 55 00:04:58,166 --> 00:04:59,600 And then, three, 56 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:03,403 take that goodwill and use it to write whatever the fuck I want. 57 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:04,572 What's the... 58 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:06,841 what's the end goal of all that, though? 59 00:05:06,941 --> 00:05:07,975 Like, what's the point? 60 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:10,812 -Write a book. Like... -Mmm. 61 00:05:10,912 --> 00:05:12,445 Books, plural. 62 00:05:12,547 --> 00:05:14,882 Then, show people that... 63 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:16,851 I don't know... 64 00:05:18,119 --> 00:05:19,452 that I'm a good fucking writer. 65 00:05:19,554 --> 00:05:21,122 Show them what I... I think 66 00:05:21,222 --> 00:05:24,292 and... and... and feel, love, hate. 67 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:26,961 But at this rate, I'll be, like, 35 68 00:05:27,061 --> 00:05:29,096 before that ever happens, which is basically 40. 69 00:05:29,197 --> 00:05:30,731 Sorry, no offense. 70 00:05:30,832 --> 00:05:33,768 Whoa, hold up. I'm... I... I'm only 32. 71 00:05:33,868 --> 00:05:36,103 -What the hell? -I'm like... I rounded up. 72 00:05:36,204 --> 00:05:37,404 -That's wack. -That's my fault. 73 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:38,773 -I... I rounded up. -Okay, also, 74 00:05:38,873 --> 00:05:41,542 is this one of those vents where you just need to vent 75 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:44,178 or one of the rare vents where you actually want advice? 76 00:05:44,278 --> 00:05:45,813 Wow. Okay. 77 00:05:46,848 --> 00:05:47,982 The former. Right. 78 00:05:48,082 --> 00:05:49,917 Can you pass me the... 79 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,118 I am open. 80 00:05:51,219 --> 00:05:53,353 I will take advice. I'm open. 81 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:56,624 -For real? -Yeah, for real. 82 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:58,059 Okay. 83 00:05:58,159 --> 00:06:01,394 Well, with love and compassion, 84 00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:04,098 I don't think anyone gives a fuck about what you feel 85 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:05,533 or love or hate. 86 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:07,668 Listen, you're only 27 years old. 87 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:09,469 You didn't grow up poor or rich. 88 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,939 You have a good job, a perfect bill of health. 89 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,473 No addictions, no enemies. 90 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:16,744 Hell, you've never let anyone in close enough, 91 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:21,215 present company included, to actually break your heart. 92 00:06:21,315 --> 00:06:23,818 And your parents are perfect, which is why you always shit on my mom. 93 00:06:23,918 --> 00:06:25,853 No, I always shit on your mom 'cause she's fucking crazy. 94 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:28,055 Your problem is that you're middle. 95 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:30,024 Which is okay. Most people are. 96 00:06:30,124 --> 00:06:32,693 But it's experience that gives people perspective, 97 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:36,429 and it's perspective that gives opinions their value, 98 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,332 and yours is... 99 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:40,034 it's middle as fuck. 100 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,070 Okay. 101 00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:44,839 (SIGHS) 102 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:48,009 This eel is delicious, by the way. 103 00:06:48,109 --> 00:06:50,244 Yeah, it's really good. No, it's really, really good. 104 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:51,779 -Are you okay? -(MUTTERS) 105 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:54,048 'Cause I could... I could take that back. 106 00:06:54,148 --> 00:06:55,283 The eel is really good. 107 00:06:55,383 --> 00:06:57,985 -(PHONES RINGING) -(BUSY CHATTER) 108 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:58,953 EDITOR 1: So... 109 00:06:59,053 --> 00:07:00,521 EDITOR 2: I mean, now is the time, then. 110 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:01,822 EDITOR 1: But why? Why is now the time? 111 00:07:01,923 --> 00:07:03,591 EDITOR 2: I mean, all the pictures are dropping in. 112 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:05,526 Like, do you think he had a ton of work done to his face? 113 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:07,728 Probably, but I'm calling bullshit on the whole thing. 114 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:08,796 What's up? 115 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:10,497 There's a rumor flying around that Moretti's back. 116 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,333 Like, "Moretti" Moretti? 117 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,935 Oh, shit. 118 00:07:14,035 --> 00:07:16,103 I know. It's a big day for me. Dina Simone was my first ringtone. 119 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:17,972 Dina Simone was everyone's first ringtone. 120 00:07:18,072 --> 00:07:19,173 Well, don't be a dick. 121 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:20,875 Ooh, Stan. 122 00:07:20,975 --> 00:07:21,776 You hear? 123 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:23,044 (SING-SONGY) Moretti's back. 124 00:07:23,144 --> 00:07:25,813 -STAN: Oh, my God. You, too? -(LAUGHS) I... 125 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:27,181 Are we done? Huh? 126 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,717 I mean, if social media wants to freak out over every rumor, 127 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:32,320 so be it, but you guys are supposed to be journalists. 128 00:07:32,420 --> 00:07:36,257 Besides, no one has seen or heard from Moretti in 30 years. 129 00:07:36,357 --> 00:07:37,725 If there was an album, 130 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:41,429 I am sure they'd release it the same way he always did. 131 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:44,999 Uh, his publicist, Soledad Yusef, 132 00:07:45,099 --> 00:07:48,169 would mail in a VHS of him 133 00:07:48,269 --> 00:07:51,471 nonsensically just rattling off Moretti's career highlights 134 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:54,342 and proclaiming that a new album was on the way. 135 00:07:54,442 --> 00:07:55,776 It was nauseating. 136 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:57,678 -Look at this. -What's this? 137 00:07:57,778 --> 00:07:59,380 SOLEDAD: (OVER COMPUTER) Hello, my loves. 138 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:00,614 Hello. 139 00:08:00,715 --> 00:08:01,983 STAN: Holy shit, that's actually him. 140 00:08:02,083 --> 00:08:04,585 It's been a long time since we've done this dance. 141 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:06,420 (STAN WHISTLES, CHUCKLES) 142 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,256 But I think this dance we do is a timeless one. Don't you? 143 00:08:09,357 --> 00:08:11,092 (STAN LAUGHS) 144 00:08:11,192 --> 00:08:13,594 SOLEDAD: A lot has changed in the last 27 years. 145 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:15,029 Oh, my God. 146 00:08:15,129 --> 00:08:17,131 Can you believe it's been 27 years? 147 00:08:17,231 --> 00:08:18,265 Look at me. 148 00:08:18,366 --> 00:08:20,634 I'm like a silver fox. (LAUGHS) 149 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:23,571 Okay. I'm having too much fun. 150 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:25,606 -Enough about me. -(STAN CHUCKLES) 151 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:28,709 What about him? What about him? 152 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,578 Mr. Glam-boyant himself. 153 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:34,281 The Velvet Caller. Don Diva. 154 00:08:34,382 --> 00:08:36,550 The Wizard of Wiggle. 155 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:40,988 The icon responsible for the highest-grossing world tour in history. 156 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:45,292 The only living artist to secure 38 number one singles. 157 00:08:45,393 --> 00:08:46,394 Yes. Yes. 158 00:08:46,494 --> 00:08:49,330 It is with... Ooh! 159 00:08:49,430 --> 00:08:54,135 Unmitigated joy that I announce to you, my babies, 160 00:08:54,235 --> 00:08:56,137 he's bringing you a gift. 161 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,005 (SIGHS) 162 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:01,642 The greatest album of modern times. 163 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:04,445 (SCOFFS) 164 00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:06,614 Future times, all times, really. 165 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:09,316 And, in typical Debutante fashion, 166 00:09:09,417 --> 00:09:13,254 he'll be playing for a select group of people this weekend 167 00:09:13,354 --> 00:09:16,257 before he gives this new blessing unto the world. 168 00:09:16,357 --> 00:09:18,692 And there is more to come. 169 00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:20,261 So much more. 170 00:09:20,361 --> 00:09:22,596 ♪ Such a sweet little thing ♪ 171 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:23,931 ♪ Dina ♪ 172 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:26,333 ♪ And you deserve Million-dollar rings ♪ 173 00:09:26,434 --> 00:09:27,568 ♪ Simone ♪ 174 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:30,037 ♪ I like Your tight little jeans ♪ 175 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:31,205 ♪ Dina ♪ 176 00:09:31,305 --> 00:09:33,107 ♪ And I love how She dress like a saint ♪ 177 00:09:33,207 --> 00:09:34,175 (SINGING ALONG) 178 00:09:34,275 --> 00:09:35,776 ♪ Simone ♪ 179 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:39,180 ♪ Hold me, baby Hold me tight ♪ 180 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:40,414 ♪ Kiss me, girl ♪ 181 00:09:40,515 --> 00:09:42,049 ♪ It's Saturday night ♪ 182 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:43,384 ...Alfred Moretti. 183 00:09:43,484 --> 00:09:44,752 ♪ See me watching ♪ 184 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:46,454 ♪ Paint the town ♪ 185 00:09:46,555 --> 00:09:48,389 ♪ She's with us ♪ 186 00:09:48,489 --> 00:09:49,857 ♪ Queens and Crown ♪ 187 00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:52,726 ♪ All I want is you And diamonds on me ♪ 188 00:09:52,827 --> 00:09:56,964 ♪ Ooh, don't you ever Show me mercy, ooh ♪ 189 00:09:57,064 --> 00:10:00,101 ♪ I'm here alone With reservations for three ♪ 190 00:10:00,201 --> 00:10:01,635 ♪ I need you ♪ 191 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:04,573 ♪ You too, perfect, yeah ♪ 192 00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:06,907 ♪ Such a sweet little thing ♪ 193 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:07,975 ♪ Dina ♪ 194 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,111 ♪ And you deserve Million-dollar rings ♪ 195 00:10:10,211 --> 00:10:11,745 ♪ Simone ♪ 196 00:10:11,846 --> 00:10:14,381 ♪ I like Your tight little jeans ♪ 197 00:10:14,482 --> 00:10:15,783 ♪ Dina ♪ 198 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:17,519 ♪ And I love how She dress like a saint ♪ 199 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:18,652 ♪ Simone ♪ 200 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,054 ♪ You chauffeur 'round ♪ 201 00:10:20,154 --> 00:10:22,623 ♪ All around the town In Cadillac Sedan de Villes ♪ 202 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,526 ♪ And sex Is your favorite thing ♪ 203 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,494 ♪ Cocaine and blue pills ♪ 204 00:10:26,595 --> 00:10:28,362 ♪ You, club ♪ 205 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:29,830 ♪ You, ballet ♪ 206 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,632 ♪ She, in the bedroom ♪ 207 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,801 ♪ Her right here In the valet ♪ 208 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:35,069 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 209 00:10:35,169 --> 00:10:37,338 ♪ Bodies intertwine In the dark lights ♪ 210 00:10:37,438 --> 00:10:39,073 ♪ Our souls ♪ 211 00:10:39,173 --> 00:10:39,974 Oh, shit. 212 00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:41,675 ♪ Exchange under The night sky ♪ 213 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:44,945 ♪ Raging bulls Till we fall asleep ♪ 214 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:47,448 ♪ The sun is coming for us ♪ 215 00:10:47,549 --> 00:10:48,949 ♪ Jealousy ♪ 216 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,985 ♪ Such a sweet little thing ♪ 217 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,119 ♪ Dina ♪ 218 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,421 ♪ And you deserve Million-dollar rings ♪ 219 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:55,524 ♪ Simone ♪ 220 00:10:55,624 --> 00:10:58,425 -(SONG ENDS) -He's back, my babies. 221 00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:00,861 (LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT CHATTER) 222 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,164 Ugh. Classic. 223 00:11:03,264 --> 00:11:05,065 Truly a perfect album, 224 00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:08,570 up there with Thriller, Hotel California, Nebraska. 225 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,639 WOMAN: There's a second one. 226 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,973 This is for, uh... 227 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,875 Ariel Ecton. 228 00:11:15,610 --> 00:11:17,612 -WOMAN: Who? -MAN: Seriously? 229 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,914 (OTHERS MURMURING) 230 00:11:21,616 --> 00:11:24,318 CLARA: (OVER TV) So, what do you think of the news of Moretti 231 00:11:24,418 --> 00:11:25,886 coming out of retirement? 232 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:27,721 WOMAN: (OVER TV) Oh, my gosh, I mean, it feels like a dream, you know? 233 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,391 I used to listen to him all the time as a kid, and now my kids 234 00:11:30,491 --> 00:11:32,126 get their own Moretti album. 235 00:11:32,226 --> 00:11:33,260 (LAUGHING) 236 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,395 And you, sir? 237 00:11:34,495 --> 00:11:36,897 Moretti sleeps 12 hours a day, 238 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:39,233 and then stands 12 hours a day. 239 00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:41,636 Like, it's a "balance of life" thing. 240 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,605 This is my favorite rumor about this guy. 241 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:47,642 Somebody's trying to suggest that he bought Freddie Mercury's teeth. 242 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:49,678 (LAUGHS) 243 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,278 -And he might-- -Today's top story, 244 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:55,115 Alfred Moretti, arguably the biggest pop star of the '90s, 245 00:11:55,216 --> 00:11:58,752 has resurfaced after a 30-year hiat... 246 00:12:02,657 --> 00:12:04,425 (CHUCKLES) 247 00:12:04,526 --> 00:12:06,727 (ENTHRALLING MUSIC PLAYING) 248 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:17,972 (BIRDS CALLING) 249 00:12:28,983 --> 00:12:30,417 STAN: Smell that desert air. 250 00:12:30,518 --> 00:12:32,219 ARIEL: Oh, yeah, it's amazing. 251 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,487 -STAN: Right? Oh. -ARIEL: Hello. 252 00:12:33,588 --> 00:12:36,223 -Hello. Oh, okay. Okay. -ARIEL: Oh. (CLEARS THROAT) 253 00:12:38,492 --> 00:12:40,828 Ms. Ecton. Mr. Sullivan. 254 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,464 Welcome to Green River, Utah. 255 00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:47,101 It'll be an absolute honor 256 00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,936 to spend this weekend with you. 257 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:50,170 -Thank you. -Yeah. 258 00:12:50,271 --> 00:12:51,205 Namaste. 259 00:12:51,305 --> 00:12:52,741 Uh, the other guests are waiting just this way. 260 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:57,177 Please follow me as we board the infamous Louise. 261 00:12:58,312 --> 00:13:00,080 Holy shit. 262 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,148 Slow Lo. 263 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:02,816 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 264 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:05,919 So, uh, rumor had it that when Moretti toured, 265 00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:07,589 his outfits were so damn heavy that the-- 266 00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:10,491 Yeah, they would weigh the bus down, and they would have to, 267 00:13:10,592 --> 00:13:14,862 uh, stop to fuel twice as much 'cause it was so slow and low. 268 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,497 -Hence the name. -Yeah. 269 00:13:16,598 --> 00:13:18,265 -Yeah. -Yeah. 270 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,267 ARIEL: I just... I did a little research. 271 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,236 STAN: No, that's impressive. That's really impressive. 272 00:13:22,336 --> 00:13:24,639 -ARIEL: Thanks. -STAN: Yeah. Nice job, rookie. 273 00:13:24,739 --> 00:13:25,839 ARIEL: Okay. 274 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,875 -(ENGINE STARTS) -Well, lookie here. 275 00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:30,978 -Hey. Long time, huh? -(LAUGHS) 276 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:32,580 -(LAUGHING) -CLARA: Hey. 277 00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:34,315 Oh, everybody, uh, meet Ariel. 278 00:13:34,415 --> 00:13:37,084 Some young blood from the magazine tagging along. 279 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:38,452 -Hi. -This is Clara, 280 00:13:38,553 --> 00:13:40,254 who you know of, I'm sure. 281 00:13:40,354 --> 00:13:45,092 And, of course, Bianca Tyson, the top paparazza in the game. 282 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,460 -Stan. -(STAN LAUGHS) 283 00:13:46,561 --> 00:13:48,062 -Clara. Clara. -Stan. 284 00:13:48,162 --> 00:13:50,497 -CLARA: Stan. -(STAN AND CLARA LAUGH) 285 00:13:50,598 --> 00:13:52,199 STAN: I see you, uh, 286 00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:55,537 took a break from being the most hated sex symbol on TV to join us. 287 00:13:55,637 --> 00:13:57,605 Key words, "sex symbol..." 288 00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,541 Thank you... And "TV." 289 00:13:59,641 --> 00:14:01,141 How's print media treating you? 290 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,109 Oh. 291 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:05,513 -Nice to meet you, dear. -Oh, nice to meet you. 292 00:14:05,613 --> 00:14:06,880 STAN: I'm not sure who that is. 293 00:14:07,549 --> 00:14:08,949 That is Emily Katz. 294 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,051 -She's an influencer. -STAN: Oh, Lord help us. 295 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,555 Wait, sorry. Is she talking to Bill Lotto? 296 00:14:13,655 --> 00:14:15,322 BIANCA: Oh, I know, right? 297 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,959 You'd think some of the sheen would wear off after he pivoted to podcasts. 298 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,596 I'm surprised he even came, to be honest. 299 00:14:21,696 --> 00:14:24,064 What do you mean? Why would he miss the event of the century? 300 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,867 They hated each other. 301 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,336 Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to depart 302 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:32,507 on our four-hour-and-eight-minute journey. 303 00:14:32,607 --> 00:14:37,244 Please feel free to luxuriate until our arrival. 304 00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,080 CLARA: Thank you. 305 00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:42,116 (LAUGHS) 306 00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,218 (BRAKES HISSING, ENGINE ACCELERATING) 307 00:14:46,621 --> 00:14:48,623 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 308 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:10,845 Oh, my God. Cindy Crawford is such a legend. 309 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,112 She's my favorite of his girlfriends. 310 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,815 CLARA: Oh, that is sexy. 311 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,517 (LAUGHING) What are they doing? 312 00:15:24,158 --> 00:15:25,527 Stan, have you been reading this? 313 00:15:25,627 --> 00:15:26,694 Hmm? 314 00:15:27,829 --> 00:15:29,096 Oh, it's from the basket, right? 315 00:15:30,698 --> 00:15:33,333 I haven't. What's the haps? 316 00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:37,471 I mean, the haps are very, uh, specific. They... 317 00:15:37,572 --> 00:15:40,307 Hey, so this is a good time to establish our game plan. 318 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:41,676 Oh. Yeah. 319 00:15:41,776 --> 00:15:42,777 Okay. Yes, actually. 320 00:15:42,877 --> 00:15:44,913 I was, uh, writing some stuff down earlier. 321 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:45,979 -Great. -Yeah. 322 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,516 So, you know, obviously, 323 00:15:48,616 --> 00:15:50,785 I'll be the one who writes the review and the piece, 324 00:15:50,885 --> 00:15:56,524 but what I could really use your help with is some note-taking. 325 00:15:59,861 --> 00:16:02,797 Okay. Yeah, um, I... I would... 326 00:16:02,897 --> 00:16:05,700 -You know, I could share-- -Nah, just the note-taking. Anything you see. 327 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,035 Weird books or, uh, 328 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:09,737 I don't know, orgies, whatever. 329 00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,472 Just, uh, write it down, 330 00:16:11,573 --> 00:16:14,341 and I'll give it a look at the end of the weekend. Got it? 331 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,010 -Yeah. -Yeah. 332 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,847 (STAN INHALES DEEPLY) 333 00:16:18,947 --> 00:16:21,549 You know, I'm... I'm really happy for you. 334 00:16:21,649 --> 00:16:23,016 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 335 00:16:24,586 --> 00:16:26,588 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 336 00:16:30,925 --> 00:16:33,093 (WIND WHISTLING) 337 00:16:46,574 --> 00:16:48,475 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 338 00:16:56,651 --> 00:16:58,653 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 339 00:17:01,723 --> 00:17:03,725 (EXCITED SHOUTING) 340 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,668 Who are these people? 341 00:17:13,768 --> 00:17:15,269 Moretti diehards. 342 00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:17,839 They've been congregating since the announcement. 343 00:17:17,939 --> 00:17:21,009 I even heard a few have been sleeping in their cars. 344 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:24,077 All hoping to get a glimpse of him. 345 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:26,548 Some people really need a hobby. 346 00:17:26,648 --> 00:17:27,782 (EMILY CHUCKLES) 347 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:32,486 (CHEERING) 348 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,089 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 349 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,525 FAN: I love you! 350 00:17:47,769 --> 00:17:49,771 (BIRDS CALLING) 351 00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,647 (ENTHRALLING MUSIC PLAYING) 352 00:18:39,754 --> 00:18:41,221 CLARA: Oh, thanks, honey. 353 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:45,425 I mean, had to wear the boots, right? 354 00:18:45,526 --> 00:18:47,095 -JORG: Right this way. -STAN: They look perfect. 355 00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:49,262 -CLARA: Thanks. -STAN: Oh, my goodness. 356 00:18:51,766 --> 00:18:53,901 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 357 00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,670 (CLARA LAUGHS) 358 00:18:58,840 --> 00:18:59,941 Welcome. 359 00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:03,111 Before you head to your respective rooms to freshen up, 360 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,947 to ensure the integrity of this event, deposit your cell phones here. 361 00:19:06,047 --> 00:19:09,316 We will return them Sunday after your experience is over. 362 00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,284 CLARA: No problem. 363 00:19:13,121 --> 00:19:14,287 STAN: Thank you. 364 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:19,359 -(STAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) -(CLARA LAUGHING) 365 00:19:20,795 --> 00:19:23,497 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 366 00:19:23,598 --> 00:19:24,799 Hey. 367 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,802 Ms. Katz. (CLEARS THROAT) 368 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,709 (CELL PHONE DROPS IN BASKET) 369 00:19:35,610 --> 00:19:36,644 Thank you. 370 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,214 This is a gift. 371 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,349 -STAN: Oh. -CLARA: Thank you. 372 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,685 WOMAN: Welcome, Ms. Ecton. 373 00:19:43,785 --> 00:19:45,853 CLARA: It's beautiful. 374 00:19:48,422 --> 00:19:50,124 -STAN: (WHISPERS) Ariel. -I'm gonna put this by my Emmy. 375 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,860 -(STAN MOUTHING) -Okay. 376 00:19:53,795 --> 00:19:55,797 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 377 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,600 (QUIET, INDISTINCT CHATTER) 378 00:20:05,106 --> 00:20:07,875 (BIRDS CHIRPING, CAWING) 379 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,422 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 380 00:21:01,696 --> 00:21:02,997 (DOOR OPENS) 381 00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:06,299 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 382 00:21:11,205 --> 00:21:12,540 (DOOR CLOSES) 383 00:21:28,623 --> 00:21:32,425 Over the years, my concerts attracted 384 00:21:32,527 --> 00:21:36,230 a, uh, veritable who's who 385 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:40,500 of the revered and the beatified. 386 00:21:40,601 --> 00:21:44,437 And after every show, it was customary 387 00:21:44,539 --> 00:21:48,709 for me to invite some of them backstage to my green room 388 00:21:48,810 --> 00:21:54,414 to take photos and exchange pleasantries. 389 00:21:54,515 --> 00:22:00,021 And, one night, I had the unbelievable honor 390 00:22:00,121 --> 00:22:05,626 to welcome both Chuck Norris and Muhammad Ali. 391 00:22:07,094 --> 00:22:08,729 And as is always the case 392 00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:12,967 when two alpha males enter the same space, 393 00:22:13,067 --> 00:22:15,536 a competition ensued. 394 00:22:15,636 --> 00:22:18,739 And soon enough, Chuck Norris stood up 395 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:23,211 and announced that his hands were so fast 396 00:22:23,311 --> 00:22:27,480 that he could chop a mosquito in half. 397 00:22:27,582 --> 00:22:30,151 And just as he had finished that sentence... 398 00:22:30,251 --> 00:22:31,786 Hi-ya! 399 00:22:31,886 --> 00:22:34,755 -(MURMURING, CHUCKLING) -I looked down at the floor, and sure enough, 400 00:22:34,856 --> 00:22:37,959 there's a mosquito chopped in half. 401 00:22:39,961 --> 00:22:42,129 Ali doesn't skip a beat. 402 00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:43,430 He stands up, 403 00:22:43,531 --> 00:22:46,133 goes to the center of the room, 404 00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:48,236 kind of leans back a bit. 405 00:22:48,336 --> 00:22:49,804 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 406 00:22:50,304 --> 00:22:51,672 Double-jabs it. 407 00:22:52,974 --> 00:22:54,642 I look down on the floor, 408 00:22:54,742 --> 00:22:57,578 and there is a mosquito 409 00:22:57,678 --> 00:23:01,315 chopped into four tiny bits. 410 00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:04,085 The entire room applauds. 411 00:23:04,185 --> 00:23:07,822 But Chuck Norris, very determined, does not give up. 412 00:23:08,990 --> 00:23:12,293 He reclaims the center of the room. 413 00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:13,928 Locates one, and then... 414 00:23:14,028 --> 00:23:15,863 (GRUNTING FIERCELY) 415 00:23:15,963 --> 00:23:18,266 (SCATTERED LAUGHTER) 416 00:23:18,366 --> 00:23:22,069 I look down, and sure enough, there lay a little bloodsucker 417 00:23:22,169 --> 00:23:25,373 cut into six tiny portions. 418 00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:29,510 And Ali, cool as a cucumber, he stands, 419 00:23:29,610 --> 00:23:33,214 scouring the room, locates a mosquito. 420 00:23:33,314 --> 00:23:34,447 -Whack. -(CLARA CHUCKLES) 421 00:23:34,548 --> 00:23:36,951 I look up, and that mosquito is still airborne. 422 00:23:37,051 --> 00:23:38,953 I say, "Ali, champ, 423 00:23:39,921 --> 00:23:42,857 "that mosquito is still flying around." 424 00:23:42,957 --> 00:23:45,492 Ali turns back to me, and he says, 425 00:23:45,593 --> 00:23:48,495 "Yeah, he's still flying around, 426 00:23:48,596 --> 00:23:51,431 "but he'll never have children." 427 00:23:51,532 --> 00:23:53,734 (LAUGHTER) 428 00:23:57,939 --> 00:23:59,439 And so, 429 00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:04,245 let me be the first to congratulate all of you 430 00:24:04,345 --> 00:24:06,614 on being the first to hear 431 00:24:06,714 --> 00:24:12,420 my 18th studio album, Caesar's Request. 432 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,356 (APPLAUSE) 433 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:17,091 Let's dine, shall we? 434 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:22,229 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 435 00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:24,765 -Hi. It's so nice to finally meet you. -Pleasure. 436 00:24:24,865 --> 00:24:27,635 (CHATTER CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 437 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:29,469 -It's good to see you. -You, too. 438 00:24:29,570 --> 00:24:31,072 -Alfred. -Young man. 439 00:24:31,172 --> 00:24:31,973 -Mmm. -Pleasure. 440 00:24:32,073 --> 00:24:33,674 I'd like to start off by saying... 441 00:24:33,774 --> 00:24:36,243 -Water under the bridge. -Exactly. 442 00:24:36,344 --> 00:24:38,245 (CHATTER CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 443 00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:40,748 -BILL: You look good, man. -MORETTI: You look good, too. Not as good as me. 444 00:24:40,848 --> 00:24:42,482 -Oh. -Thanks, Ariel. 445 00:24:43,851 --> 00:24:45,686 Hey. I heard you're from New York City. 446 00:24:45,786 --> 00:24:48,488 -Is that true? -Uh, yes, it is true. 447 00:24:48,589 --> 00:24:50,124 That's so cool. 448 00:24:50,224 --> 00:24:51,993 -Thanks. -I like your hair. 449 00:24:52,093 --> 00:24:53,394 I like your hair, too. 450 00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:54,628 Uh, my name's Ariel. 451 00:24:54,729 --> 00:24:55,730 Nice to meet you, Ariel. 452 00:24:55,830 --> 00:24:57,465 -I'm Maude. -Nice to meet you, Maude. 453 00:24:57,565 --> 00:24:59,166 Would you like to sit with me, Ariel? 454 00:24:59,266 --> 00:25:00,868 Yes. 455 00:25:00,968 --> 00:25:02,203 Yes, I would. 456 00:25:02,303 --> 00:25:04,071 (GLASS CLINKING) 457 00:25:04,171 --> 00:25:07,074 STAN: Now a toast, if I may. 458 00:25:07,174 --> 00:25:09,844 Because this, my old friend, does not happen anymore. 459 00:25:09,944 --> 00:25:14,181 This, we have missed, as we have missed you. 460 00:25:14,281 --> 00:25:15,483 Guys, this is my friend Ariel. 461 00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:16,650 -STAN: We're honored to be here with you. -Hi. 462 00:25:16,751 --> 00:25:17,718 How are you? I'm Joel. 463 00:25:17,818 --> 00:25:18,953 -Nice to meet you. -STAN: To Alfred. 464 00:25:19,053 --> 00:25:20,955 -BILL: Alfred. -(DISHES CLINKING) 465 00:25:22,990 --> 00:25:25,192 (LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT CHATTER) 466 00:25:27,128 --> 00:25:29,663 Hey. First Roll. 467 00:25:30,498 --> 00:25:32,733 OTHERS: First Roll. 468 00:25:34,468 --> 00:25:36,971 Take a bite and pass it across. 469 00:25:39,073 --> 00:25:41,075 (BREAD CRUNCHING) 470 00:25:42,710 --> 00:25:44,513 -BILL: There you go. -(CLARA LAUGHING) 471 00:25:44,612 --> 00:25:46,313 STAN: Whoa. You're like a panther. 472 00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:49,283 CLARA: Are we gonna get to see you dance this weekend? 473 00:25:49,383 --> 00:25:51,986 MORETTI: Don't fret, my dear. I'm still uncoordinated. 474 00:25:52,086 --> 00:25:53,454 (LAUGHTER) 475 00:25:53,587 --> 00:25:54,789 STAN: Come on, Clara. 476 00:25:54,889 --> 00:25:56,791 CLARA: What? Nobody moves like Moretti. 477 00:25:56,891 --> 00:25:59,126 (CHATTER CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 478 00:26:08,537 --> 00:26:10,505 (BREAD CRUNCHING) 479 00:26:10,604 --> 00:26:12,807 (UNEASY MUSIC PLAYING) 480 00:26:13,774 --> 00:26:15,609 (BREAD CRUNCHING) 481 00:27:01,590 --> 00:27:02,656 (QUIET MURMURING) 482 00:27:02,756 --> 00:27:04,859 STAN: Oh. Thank you. 483 00:27:08,629 --> 00:27:09,663 BILL: But it's a pretty one. 484 00:27:09,763 --> 00:27:11,665 Indeed it is. 485 00:27:11,765 --> 00:27:13,234 Yeah. Thought so. 486 00:27:20,074 --> 00:27:21,909 Jorg, right? 487 00:27:23,644 --> 00:27:25,614 Ariel Ecton. (CHUCKLES) 488 00:27:25,713 --> 00:27:26,947 (CHUCKLES) 489 00:27:28,082 --> 00:27:29,083 This is amazing. 490 00:27:31,118 --> 00:27:33,053 (SIGHS) Um... 491 00:27:34,121 --> 00:27:38,325 Full disclosure, I'm a journalist here, 492 00:27:38,425 --> 00:27:40,094 and we might be writing a piece 493 00:27:40,194 --> 00:27:42,263 just about how amazing all this is, 494 00:27:42,363 --> 00:27:45,199 and, um, I just wanted to get, like, a little bit of background color, 495 00:27:45,299 --> 00:27:49,203 if you're comfortable talking to me a little. 496 00:27:57,378 --> 00:27:58,979 I used to teach music 497 00:27:59,914 --> 00:28:04,718 at Harden High School in Charlotte. 498 00:28:04,818 --> 00:28:08,289 One semester, I picked my favorite musician... 499 00:28:08,822 --> 00:28:11,058 The Wizard of Wiggle himself, 500 00:28:11,158 --> 00:28:14,161 to be the primary focus for the kids. 501 00:28:18,199 --> 00:28:21,769 One day, I'm teaching second period 502 00:28:21,869 --> 00:28:23,237 when I get a phone call 503 00:28:23,337 --> 00:28:25,540 saying that Moretti wanted to meet me. 504 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,510 (CHUCKLING) And at first, I thought it was a prank, you know? 505 00:28:28,610 --> 00:28:30,177 -Mmm. -Of course. 506 00:28:30,277 --> 00:28:32,713 No one had seen Moretti in almost ten years. 507 00:28:32,813 --> 00:28:34,616 -Yeah. -Yeah. 508 00:28:34,715 --> 00:28:36,250 And then... 509 00:28:37,351 --> 00:28:39,053 he got on the phone... 510 00:28:40,622 --> 00:28:43,123 and that voice is... 511 00:28:45,292 --> 00:28:46,493 ...unmistakable. 512 00:28:48,829 --> 00:28:50,097 -Like, this ain't no prank. -(CHUCKLES) 513 00:28:50,197 --> 00:28:53,467 That's the motherfucking Debutante himself. (CHUCKLES) 514 00:28:53,568 --> 00:28:55,236 Wait, so... 515 00:28:55,336 --> 00:28:57,706 Moretti just, like, called you out of the blue? 516 00:28:57,805 --> 00:29:00,709 He told me not to tell anyone. 517 00:29:00,808 --> 00:29:02,577 Did he say what he wanted or... or... 518 00:29:02,677 --> 00:29:04,178 (LAUGHING) What? 519 00:29:04,278 --> 00:29:05,879 No need. No. 520 00:29:05,980 --> 00:29:08,282 I didn't even tell my job. 521 00:29:08,382 --> 00:29:09,149 No call, no show. 522 00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:12,886 I... I was on a plane the next morning. 523 00:29:13,787 --> 00:29:14,855 (CHUCKLES) 524 00:29:14,955 --> 00:29:17,758 And now, I teach music theory to the children. 525 00:29:17,858 --> 00:29:20,194 Like, uh, you know, little Maudey there. 526 00:29:22,664 --> 00:29:25,299 And John here, uh, teaches phys ed, 527 00:29:25,399 --> 00:29:29,136 like, uh, you know, like, uh, track and archery. 528 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:36,511 "Teach them young, and the world will be yours." 529 00:29:37,878 --> 00:29:39,813 ARIEL: That's from the book, right? The... 530 00:29:39,913 --> 00:29:41,849 the... the blue one that's... 531 00:29:41,949 --> 00:29:44,818 -Meditations of Level. -ARIEL: Yeah. 532 00:29:44,918 --> 00:29:47,221 Is that, um... 533 00:29:47,321 --> 00:29:50,090 Sorry, I don't... I don't know how else to ask that. 534 00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:51,458 Are you... 535 00:29:51,559 --> 00:29:53,894 -you guys... -We're Levelists. 536 00:29:55,863 --> 00:29:57,264 What do you, uh... 537 00:29:59,199 --> 00:30:02,504 What is that, I guess, to you or... 538 00:30:03,772 --> 00:30:05,105 you all? 539 00:30:08,108 --> 00:30:10,244 "The one and only holistic path 540 00:30:10,344 --> 00:30:12,813 "to prevent the obstruction of creativity 541 00:30:12,913 --> 00:30:18,385 "and ensure the protection of those divinely burdened to wield it." 542 00:30:29,129 --> 00:30:31,131 (FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING) 543 00:30:37,471 --> 00:30:39,440 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 544 00:30:54,723 --> 00:30:56,890 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 545 00:31:05,132 --> 00:31:07,468 Doesn't "sycophant" have an "O"? 546 00:31:10,605 --> 00:31:12,507 Probably, yeah. Um... 547 00:31:12,607 --> 00:31:14,743 -Hi. -Alfred Moretti. 548 00:31:14,843 --> 00:31:16,778 Ariel Ecton. 549 00:31:16,877 --> 00:31:18,680 -Indeed you are. -(CHUCKLES) 550 00:31:18,780 --> 00:31:20,682 I was shocked to get the invite, 551 00:31:20,782 --> 00:31:23,951 but I'm truly honored and thrilled 552 00:31:24,051 --> 00:31:25,620 to get to be here this weekend. 553 00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:28,088 I hope so. 554 00:31:28,188 --> 00:31:30,190 -(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) -Don't forget the "O." 555 00:31:31,659 --> 00:31:33,628 -Right. Yeah. -Rest well. 556 00:31:33,728 --> 00:31:34,962 ARIEL: You, too. 557 00:31:41,301 --> 00:31:44,071 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 558 00:31:50,712 --> 00:31:52,279 Congratulations, and welcome again 559 00:31:52,379 --> 00:31:54,314 to this once-in-a-lifetime gathering. 560 00:31:54,415 --> 00:31:56,618 For your comfort, we have assigned each of you 561 00:31:56,718 --> 00:31:59,052 a 24-7 concierge. 562 00:31:59,153 --> 00:32:01,723 If there are any accommodations that you may desire, 563 00:32:01,823 --> 00:32:03,525 please do not hesitate to ask them. 564 00:32:04,258 --> 00:32:06,594 None too big, none too small. 565 00:32:06,694 --> 00:32:08,696 Your concierge is here for you. 566 00:32:08,797 --> 00:32:11,265 STAN: Holy shit, the Moretti Museum. 567 00:32:11,365 --> 00:32:14,034 -(LIGHT LAUGHTER) -I can't believe it's real. 568 00:32:14,134 --> 00:32:16,136 CLARA: Oh, the kids are doing a puppet show. 569 00:32:16,236 --> 00:32:18,005 I love puppet shows. 570 00:32:22,710 --> 00:32:24,344 (EXHALING RHYTHMICALLY) 571 00:32:31,553 --> 00:32:33,153 (RUMMAGING THROUGH BAG) 572 00:32:35,857 --> 00:32:38,358 (BREATH TREMBLING) 573 00:32:51,071 --> 00:32:54,074 (SCOFFS, SIGHS) 574 00:32:54,709 --> 00:32:56,009 (LOUD POPPING) 575 00:33:08,823 --> 00:33:10,057 (GUM POPS LOUDLY) 576 00:33:13,093 --> 00:33:14,361 (SIGHS) 577 00:33:23,771 --> 00:33:25,640 MORETTI: (OVER TAPE PLAYER) This song is titled 578 00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:27,374 Tomorrow, my love. 579 00:33:27,474 --> 00:33:29,176 Please enjoy. 580 00:33:29,276 --> 00:33:31,513 (SLOW, MELANCHOLY INTRO PLAYING) 581 00:33:43,023 --> 00:33:44,258 (SIGHS) 582 00:33:45,359 --> 00:33:48,462 ♪ The last time I fell in love ♪ 583 00:33:48,563 --> 00:33:51,265 ♪ I was 16 ♪ 584 00:33:54,434 --> 00:33:59,674 ♪ A little ol' boy With some big ol' dreams ♪ 585 00:34:01,876 --> 00:34:08,048 ♪ Then she headed west For this Hollywood thing ♪ 586 00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:16,156 ♪ Love didn't work out Like it seemed ♪ 587 00:34:17,825 --> 00:34:23,330 ♪ I begged her to stay But I had no means ♪ 588 00:34:24,398 --> 00:34:27,835 ♪ Stood there In my cowboy hat ♪ 589 00:34:27,936 --> 00:34:31,573 ♪ And my favorite jeans ♪ 590 00:34:33,608 --> 00:34:39,547 ♪ And every night at 8:00 She's on TV ♪ 591 00:34:42,016 --> 00:34:43,250 ♪ But for me ♪ 592 00:34:43,350 --> 00:34:48,690 ♪ Things didn't work out Like they seemed ♪ 593 00:34:48,790 --> 00:34:51,726 ♪ You deserve the best ♪ 594 00:34:52,492 --> 00:34:56,496 ♪ And I'll miss you slow ♪ 595 00:34:56,598 --> 00:35:00,902 ♪ 'Cause life's Moving faster ♪ 596 00:35:01,002 --> 00:35:04,171 ♪ Faster than before ♪ 597 00:35:04,271 --> 00:35:08,475 ♪ When we were young We had time ♪ 598 00:35:08,576 --> 00:35:12,880 ♪ Felt seconds last forever ♪ 599 00:35:12,981 --> 00:35:16,350 ♪ But what I never knew ♪ 600 00:35:16,450 --> 00:35:20,521 ♪ Was how much time We'd have together ♪ 601 00:35:20,622 --> 00:35:24,626 ♪ How much time We'd have together ♪ 602 00:35:33,735 --> 00:35:34,736 (SONG ENDS) 603 00:35:37,237 --> 00:35:39,607 (SIGHS) 604 00:35:39,707 --> 00:35:41,208 (DOOR OPENS) 605 00:35:45,513 --> 00:35:47,615 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 606 00:35:47,715 --> 00:35:49,316 (FOOTSTEPS) 607 00:35:49,984 --> 00:35:51,385 Hmm? 608 00:35:51,485 --> 00:35:53,755 -Ow! -MAN: There we go. Go. 609 00:35:54,889 --> 00:35:55,857 BILL: Hey, what are you doing? 610 00:35:55,957 --> 00:35:56,924 -MAN: Go ahead. -(CREAKING) 611 00:35:57,025 --> 00:35:58,059 (GRUNTING) 612 00:35:58,158 --> 00:35:59,661 What are... No, let go of me! 613 00:35:59,761 --> 00:36:01,129 (GRUNTING) 614 00:36:01,228 --> 00:36:03,898 -MAN: That's it. -(TOOL WHIRRING) 615 00:36:03,998 --> 00:36:06,500 (SCREAMING) 616 00:36:08,402 --> 00:36:09,570 (SCREAMING STOPS) 617 00:36:10,038 --> 00:36:11,773 (BIRD CALLING) 618 00:36:18,546 --> 00:36:20,180 (YAWNING) 619 00:36:23,518 --> 00:36:24,217 Morning. 620 00:36:24,317 --> 00:36:25,853 Good morning. 621 00:36:25,953 --> 00:36:27,320 Can I get you anything? 622 00:36:28,321 --> 00:36:31,458 No. I was just gonna go for a jog. 623 00:36:35,563 --> 00:36:38,265 (CHUCKLING) I can go for a jog, right? 624 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,804 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 625 00:36:58,052 --> 00:36:59,654 (GRUNTS SOFTLY) 626 00:37:03,323 --> 00:37:04,592 (SIGHS) 627 00:37:05,292 --> 00:37:06,794 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 628 00:37:08,096 --> 00:37:10,765 (BIRD CALLING) 629 00:37:23,276 --> 00:37:26,013 -(FROG CROAKING) -(BIRDS CHIRPING) 630 00:38:19,233 --> 00:38:22,302 (ARIEL PANTING) 631 00:38:25,173 --> 00:38:26,674 MORETTI: Morning. 632 00:38:26,774 --> 00:38:28,176 ARIEL: Morning. 633 00:38:28,276 --> 00:38:31,212 How are you finding everything so far? 634 00:38:31,311 --> 00:38:32,814 Good. Yeah. 635 00:38:34,148 --> 00:38:36,617 How was your morning jog? 636 00:38:36,717 --> 00:38:37,652 It was good. 637 00:38:37,752 --> 00:38:40,121 I, um... I feel bad, though. 638 00:38:40,221 --> 00:38:44,592 My concierge had to jog with me the whole time. (CHUCKLES) 639 00:38:44,692 --> 00:38:47,327 You guys really go above and beyond with the service here. 640 00:38:47,427 --> 00:38:50,832 Oh, that's the only thing you find above and beyond? 641 00:38:50,932 --> 00:38:52,332 The service? 642 00:38:53,067 --> 00:38:54,669 Yeah. Um... 643 00:38:56,403 --> 00:38:57,972 I mean, the song was amazing. 644 00:38:58,739 --> 00:39:01,676 Like, genuinely. It was... 645 00:39:03,578 --> 00:39:06,247 gorgeous and haunting and kind of funny. 646 00:39:06,346 --> 00:39:08,716 Funny? How? 647 00:39:08,816 --> 00:39:11,319 It's just not really how I picture your heart, I guess. 648 00:39:11,418 --> 00:39:14,188 How did you picture my heart? 649 00:39:14,288 --> 00:39:15,890 (CHUCKLES) Um... 650 00:39:17,658 --> 00:39:18,826 I... 651 00:39:18,926 --> 00:39:20,261 Like Teflon, 652 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:25,132 glitter-glazed and reinforced with a shit ton of cash and applause. 653 00:39:25,233 --> 00:39:26,466 Pardon my French. 654 00:39:26,567 --> 00:39:30,671 Well, don't stop Frenching on my account, dear. Sit. 655 00:39:32,940 --> 00:39:34,441 ARIEL: Um... 656 00:39:34,542 --> 00:39:36,077 Really, though, I just... 657 00:39:36,177 --> 00:39:38,045 I found it really impressive. 658 00:39:38,779 --> 00:39:40,380 Thank you. 659 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:44,417 You're able to sing about all that like it was yesterday, and... 660 00:39:45,653 --> 00:39:48,589 it was really kind of comforting 661 00:39:48,689 --> 00:39:50,157 that you hadn't lost a step. 662 00:39:51,491 --> 00:39:54,328 Thank you. Well, yes, that would be a bummer. 663 00:39:54,427 --> 00:39:56,130 (CHUCKLING) Yeah, that'd be a huge bummer. 664 00:39:56,230 --> 00:39:58,431 Hi, Ariel. 665 00:40:00,968 --> 00:40:02,136 Um... 666 00:40:03,371 --> 00:40:05,506 not to get all Anderson Cooper on you 667 00:40:05,606 --> 00:40:06,908 -first thing in the morning... -Mmm-hmm. 668 00:40:07,008 --> 00:40:10,878 ...but, um, this place, this, um... 669 00:40:12,513 --> 00:40:15,149 religion, Level... 670 00:40:17,184 --> 00:40:19,287 ...how long ago was it since you founded it? 671 00:40:19,387 --> 00:40:22,690 Oh. (LAUGHING) 672 00:40:24,225 --> 00:40:26,260 Oh, no. I didn't create it. 673 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,762 You think I wrote all that? 674 00:40:27,862 --> 00:40:31,098 No, I'm just a simple songman. 675 00:40:31,832 --> 00:40:34,902 It existed long before me. 676 00:40:35,569 --> 00:40:36,771 But you are a member? 677 00:40:36,871 --> 00:40:40,473 Yes, I'm very committed to it. 678 00:40:43,744 --> 00:40:45,613 What is it that you guys do? 679 00:40:46,714 --> 00:40:48,716 What do you mean, what do we do? 680 00:40:48,816 --> 00:40:51,152 I mean, all religions do something. 681 00:40:52,053 --> 00:40:53,554 Catholics go to Mass. 682 00:40:53,654 --> 00:40:55,523 They drink the blood of Christ. 683 00:40:55,623 --> 00:40:58,326 Muslims, uh, pray towards Mecca. 684 00:40:58,426 --> 00:41:00,561 You know, they... they do things. 685 00:41:00,661 --> 00:41:02,797 All religions have things that they do together. 686 00:41:02,897 --> 00:41:07,835 Um, then what do you call a group that does nothing together? 687 00:41:07,935 --> 00:41:09,437 Congress. 688 00:41:09,537 --> 00:41:10,905 (MORETTI LAUGHS) 689 00:41:12,606 --> 00:41:13,941 Actually, you know what? 690 00:41:14,041 --> 00:41:16,510 There... there is... 691 00:41:17,545 --> 00:41:20,114 one thing we... we all do. 692 00:41:20,214 --> 00:41:21,782 Would you like to see? 693 00:41:21,882 --> 00:41:23,217 Yeah. 694 00:41:32,793 --> 00:41:35,262 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 695 00:41:44,338 --> 00:41:45,973 (CRACKING NEARBY) 696 00:41:46,073 --> 00:41:47,675 (CRACKING CONTINUES) 697 00:41:50,378 --> 00:41:51,779 (HUSHED) Sorry about the odor. 698 00:41:51,879 --> 00:41:55,182 I wish that I could say you get used to it, but you don't. 699 00:41:56,917 --> 00:42:00,855 Now, this believer is engaged 700 00:42:00,955 --> 00:42:03,891 in a process we call Diving. 701 00:42:03,991 --> 00:42:07,795 That's something we're all called to do. 702 00:42:08,529 --> 00:42:10,264 "We all," including yourself? 703 00:42:11,232 --> 00:42:12,867 Absolutely. 704 00:42:17,838 --> 00:42:20,474 ARIEL: So, you eat them? 705 00:42:20,574 --> 00:42:24,378 For necklaces, we source only natural pearls, 706 00:42:24,478 --> 00:42:26,614 so that means we're obligated to open 707 00:42:26,714 --> 00:42:29,683 oyster after oyster after oyster 708 00:42:29,784 --> 00:42:32,953 before we find one with a pearl in it. 709 00:42:33,854 --> 00:42:36,857 Well, in a hundred oysters, 710 00:42:38,359 --> 00:42:40,761 how often do you find a pearl? 711 00:42:40,861 --> 00:42:42,696 Not all that often, but distilling it 712 00:42:42,797 --> 00:42:47,334 into a chore of numbers is beside the point. 713 00:42:47,435 --> 00:42:49,270 Well, what's the point, then? 714 00:42:55,943 --> 00:42:57,812 -(KNIFE SQUISHES) -(MAN GRUNTING) 715 00:42:59,313 --> 00:43:01,082 MAN: (SOFTLY) Oh, damn. 716 00:43:03,851 --> 00:43:05,753 We should probably... 717 00:43:05,853 --> 00:43:08,956 leave him to it, let him concentrate. 718 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:12,860 (DOOR OPENS) 719 00:43:21,469 --> 00:43:23,938 (CHUCKLES) Um... 720 00:43:24,672 --> 00:43:27,608 forgive me if I'm missing something, but... 721 00:43:28,709 --> 00:43:30,211 what... 722 00:43:30,978 --> 00:43:34,181 (CHUCKLING) What's the point of that, exactly? 723 00:43:36,050 --> 00:43:38,619 Well, the Meditations of Level 724 00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:41,889 teaches us that the worth of a single pearl 725 00:43:41,989 --> 00:43:46,694 surpasses the value of all empty shells 726 00:43:46,794 --> 00:43:50,631 and that balance, true balance, 727 00:43:50,731 --> 00:43:54,835 exists not in the notion that all things are equal 728 00:43:54,935 --> 00:43:57,171 but in the realization 729 00:43:57,271 --> 00:43:59,640 that all things are not... 730 00:44:01,142 --> 00:44:02,143 equal. 731 00:44:03,578 --> 00:44:05,112 True balance? 732 00:44:05,212 --> 00:44:06,080 Yes. 733 00:44:06,180 --> 00:44:10,451 Like someone who would sleep 12 hours a day 734 00:44:10,552 --> 00:44:13,154 and stay up for 12 hours, for example. 735 00:44:14,655 --> 00:44:15,923 MORETTI: Hmm. 736 00:44:17,191 --> 00:44:20,928 Did you really buy and wear Freddie Mercury's teeth? 737 00:44:28,769 --> 00:44:30,171 (SHOWER RUNNING) 738 00:44:30,271 --> 00:44:31,372 (SHOWER STOPS) 739 00:44:36,477 --> 00:44:38,279 (KNOCKING) 740 00:44:46,220 --> 00:44:47,321 Okay. 741 00:44:53,961 --> 00:44:55,029 Hi. 742 00:44:57,231 --> 00:44:59,333 Oh, hello. 743 00:44:59,433 --> 00:45:02,002 It's so great to finally meet you, Ariel. 744 00:45:02,102 --> 00:45:04,972 Uh, it's nice to meet you, too... 745 00:45:05,072 --> 00:45:06,173 Rachel. 746 00:45:06,974 --> 00:45:09,644 -Okay. -Okay, um... 747 00:45:09,743 --> 00:45:10,811 (RACHEL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY TO STAFF) 748 00:45:10,911 --> 00:45:12,947 Rachel. (CHUCKLES) 749 00:45:14,549 --> 00:45:16,317 -Rachel, hi. Yeah. -Hi. 750 00:45:16,417 --> 00:45:18,085 What... what is all this? 751 00:45:18,185 --> 00:45:19,186 Here. 752 00:45:20,020 --> 00:45:21,623 Oh, beautiful. Option three, 753 00:45:21,722 --> 00:45:23,791 with the olive foundation, like we talked about last week, okay? 754 00:45:23,891 --> 00:45:24,925 -Okay. -Thank you. 755 00:45:25,025 --> 00:45:26,628 No, I... I got one of these, actually. 756 00:45:26,727 --> 00:45:28,395 Um... just, like, what is this? 757 00:45:28,495 --> 00:45:31,899 Is this, like, the... the spa experience or... 758 00:45:33,133 --> 00:45:34,268 Right. Okay. 759 00:45:34,368 --> 00:45:37,271 We're gonna make you look like the best version of you. 760 00:45:38,806 --> 00:45:40,441 Okay. Um... 761 00:45:42,577 --> 00:45:44,144 What number? 762 00:45:44,245 --> 00:45:46,013 Okay. Two dresses. 763 00:45:47,716 --> 00:45:49,618 Let me ask you this. 764 00:45:49,718 --> 00:45:51,285 Uh... 765 00:45:52,086 --> 00:45:55,356 did you receive a call out of the blue, maybe, 766 00:45:55,456 --> 00:45:59,026 from Moretti a few years ago, and that's what brought you to this place? 767 00:45:59,126 --> 00:46:01,529 I'm sorry, my dear, the schedule. 768 00:46:01,630 --> 00:46:02,597 Let us do what we do, 769 00:46:02,697 --> 00:46:04,198 and I promise you will look and feel 770 00:46:04,298 --> 00:46:05,966 -like a million bucks. -Yeah. Okay. 771 00:46:06,066 --> 00:46:08,235 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 772 00:46:19,346 --> 00:46:21,583 Mmm. Mmm. 773 00:46:21,683 --> 00:46:23,984 You have Pam Grier's bone structure. 774 00:46:24,084 --> 00:46:25,553 -Okay. -Ooh, truly gorgeous. 775 00:46:25,654 --> 00:46:27,522 Let's not get carried away, now. 776 00:46:28,255 --> 00:46:29,624 Okay. 777 00:46:29,724 --> 00:46:31,292 It's so weird. 778 00:46:31,392 --> 00:46:32,793 You guys do fast work. 779 00:46:32,893 --> 00:46:35,329 It's like, one day you just look in the mirror 780 00:46:35,429 --> 00:46:36,864 and you're both of your parents, you're... 781 00:46:36,964 --> 00:46:38,533 (ELECTRIC RAZOR BUZZING) 782 00:46:39,668 --> 00:46:40,702 -(BUZZING STOPS) -Okay, hon. 783 00:46:40,801 --> 00:46:43,370 So, how's the lady garden? 784 00:46:44,338 --> 00:46:45,472 Umm... 785 00:46:47,274 --> 00:46:48,809 What? (CHUCKLES) 786 00:46:48,909 --> 00:46:50,177 Your lady garden. 787 00:46:50,277 --> 00:46:51,713 (CHUCKLES) 788 00:46:51,812 --> 00:46:53,147 Your cha-cha. 789 00:46:54,048 --> 00:46:55,282 Your vagina, my dear. 790 00:46:55,382 --> 00:46:57,885 When was the last time you shaved or waxed down there? 791 00:46:57,985 --> 00:47:00,187 Uh, no, yeah, I... I... I figured. 792 00:47:00,287 --> 00:47:02,724 Um... (LAUGHS) 793 00:47:02,856 --> 00:47:04,358 I don't know. 794 00:47:04,458 --> 00:47:07,027 Uh, I... I... I don't... 795 00:47:07,127 --> 00:47:10,931 I don't know why it's any of your business. 796 00:47:13,901 --> 00:47:17,104 It... it has been a... a minute. 797 00:47:17,204 --> 00:47:18,972 That's good. That's good. 798 00:47:19,073 --> 00:47:21,275 Moretti requires that everyone be unshaven. 799 00:47:21,375 --> 00:47:24,746 But what he actually means is a full, tidy bush, 800 00:47:24,845 --> 00:47:26,980 emphasis on "tidy." 801 00:47:27,081 --> 00:47:29,216 We all do it, even the men. 802 00:47:31,185 --> 00:47:32,953 (LAUGHS) 803 00:47:33,053 --> 00:47:36,323 Does he have plans to... to... to see... 804 00:47:36,423 --> 00:47:37,891 I'm sure he doesn't. 805 00:47:38,959 --> 00:47:42,963 I've worked on The Debutante since before the Cream Crush Tour. 806 00:47:43,063 --> 00:47:44,231 He's had many impressive guests. 807 00:47:44,331 --> 00:47:47,802 Icons, people who had holidays named after them. 808 00:47:47,901 --> 00:47:50,170 Football players, Pulitzer Prize winners. 809 00:47:50,270 --> 00:47:54,241 Everyone with 100% certainty has gone through this process. 810 00:47:54,341 --> 00:47:55,476 Okay, uh, sorry. 811 00:47:55,577 --> 00:47:57,878 So, um, because 812 00:47:58,780 --> 00:48:01,415 some famous, influential people 813 00:48:01,516 --> 00:48:04,853 wanted to... to... to spend time with Moretti, 814 00:48:04,952 --> 00:48:09,624 they let you, or whoever else, um... 815 00:48:11,158 --> 00:48:13,494 shave them down there? 816 00:48:13,595 --> 00:48:17,064 Hey, as Moretti always says, 817 00:48:17,164 --> 00:48:20,401 "No one is more of a star fucker 818 00:48:20,501 --> 00:48:22,202 "than the fucking stars." 819 00:48:24,773 --> 00:48:26,674 (ELECTRIC RAZOR BUZZING) 820 00:48:29,611 --> 00:48:32,580 I mean, has the man ever told a joke that's actually funny? 821 00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,248 -Well... -Hey. 822 00:48:34,982 --> 00:48:36,718 -Hey. -(GASPS) Wow, honey. 823 00:48:36,818 --> 00:48:37,985 -You look gorgeous. -(ARIEL CHUCKLES) 824 00:48:38,085 --> 00:48:39,621 Doesn't she look gorgeous, Stan? 825 00:48:39,721 --> 00:48:42,824 -STAN: No objection here. -I mean, you guys look amazing. 826 00:48:42,956 --> 00:48:43,957 I love your hair, Clara. 827 00:48:44,057 --> 00:48:45,459 Well, it's a wig. 828 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:49,329 Yeah, she knows it's a wig, Stan, you miserable ass. 829 00:48:49,430 --> 00:48:51,064 And they put it on a little bit too tight, 830 00:48:51,165 --> 00:48:52,232 but other than that, 831 00:48:52,332 --> 00:48:53,868 I think it looks fabulous on me. 832 00:48:53,967 --> 00:48:55,969 It does. This is a look. 833 00:48:56,538 --> 00:48:58,071 Um... 834 00:49:00,307 --> 00:49:02,710 Sorry, did... did... did your guys's concierges 835 00:49:02,811 --> 00:49:04,445 stay with you all night? 836 00:49:05,112 --> 00:49:06,614 -Yep. -Yep. 837 00:49:07,214 --> 00:49:08,949 And did they, um... 838 00:49:09,651 --> 00:49:13,987 they shave you down... 839 00:49:14,087 --> 00:49:15,255 -Uh-huh. -Yeah. 840 00:49:15,355 --> 00:49:16,758 Okay. Cool. 841 00:49:16,858 --> 00:49:19,426 (LAUGHS) Fucking Moretti. 842 00:49:19,527 --> 00:49:20,862 CLARA: Yeah. 843 00:49:20,961 --> 00:49:21,995 (ARIEL CHUCKLES) 844 00:49:22,095 --> 00:49:23,665 -ARIEL: Oh, hey. -BIANCA: Hey. 845 00:49:23,765 --> 00:49:24,866 -ARIEL: Hey. -BIANCA: Hey. 846 00:49:24,965 --> 00:49:25,966 EMILY: Ooh. Wow. 847 00:49:26,066 --> 00:49:27,234 -Thank you. -Wow. 848 00:49:27,334 --> 00:49:28,736 -Bianca, look at this look. -This is great. 849 00:49:28,837 --> 00:49:30,037 -Stop. -You look beautiful. 850 00:49:30,137 --> 00:49:32,105 -I've never seen you look like this. -All right. 851 00:49:32,206 --> 00:49:34,509 Shall we head to the listening room? 852 00:49:34,609 --> 00:49:38,011 Um... we're down one, though, right? 853 00:49:38,111 --> 00:49:40,515 Oh, yeah. Where is Bill? 854 00:49:40,615 --> 00:49:45,920 Mr. Lotto opted for a longer massage session. 855 00:49:46,019 --> 00:49:47,120 He'll rejoin the group later. 856 00:49:47,221 --> 00:49:48,923 (SCOFFS) Typical. 857 00:49:49,022 --> 00:49:51,124 -Asshole. -He's so indulgent. 858 00:49:56,898 --> 00:49:59,066 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 859 00:50:26,159 --> 00:50:28,796 (LIGHT LAUGHTER, QUIET CHATTER) 860 00:50:45,345 --> 00:50:47,549 MORETTI: I'll only say this, 861 00:50:47,649 --> 00:50:50,083 humanity has been in debt 862 00:50:50,183 --> 00:50:53,922 ever since we found ourselves on this tiny rock. 863 00:50:54,022 --> 00:50:57,926 Every so often, there is a Michelangelo 864 00:50:58,026 --> 00:51:00,460 who paints a Sistine Chapel 865 00:51:00,562 --> 00:51:04,298 or a Tina Turner who covers Proud Mary, 866 00:51:04,398 --> 00:51:08,235 and humanity chips away at that debt. 867 00:51:08,335 --> 00:51:11,204 Now, I'm not saying this album, 868 00:51:11,305 --> 00:51:13,106 Caesar's Request, 869 00:51:13,206 --> 00:51:16,176 will bring us into the black, 870 00:51:16,276 --> 00:51:20,848 but you can bet your ass it'll bring us closer to it. 871 00:51:20,949 --> 00:51:22,884 (PULSING ELECTRONIC BEAT PLAYS) 872 00:51:22,984 --> 00:51:25,753 (UPBEAT ELECTRIC GUITAR LINE PLAYS OVER ELECTRONIC BEAT) 873 00:51:28,022 --> 00:51:29,356 (GRUNTS) 874 00:51:30,792 --> 00:51:32,092 Whoo, whoo. 875 00:51:40,001 --> 00:51:41,936 ♪ Hey, babe ♪ 876 00:51:42,036 --> 00:51:44,072 ♪ Look to me ♪ 877 00:51:44,171 --> 00:51:46,040 ♪ The way you fall asleep ♪ 878 00:51:46,139 --> 00:51:48,643 ♪ Tonight I pray I'm in your dreams ♪ 879 00:51:48,743 --> 00:51:50,645 ♪ Hey, crazy ♪ 880 00:51:50,745 --> 00:51:52,647 ♪ Come to me ♪ 881 00:51:52,747 --> 00:51:55,049 ♪ I love to play The role of love ♪ 882 00:51:55,148 --> 00:51:57,619 ♪ Girl, write me In your scenes ♪ 883 00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:01,254 ♪ Cameras, action ♪ 884 00:52:01,889 --> 00:52:06,060 ♪ Fatal attraction ♪ 885 00:52:06,159 --> 00:52:09,897 ♪ Encore, concords ♪ 886 00:52:10,732 --> 00:52:14,334 ♪ Latest fashion ♪ 887 00:52:14,434 --> 00:52:16,403 ♪ Girl, you sexy And you know it ♪ 888 00:52:16,504 --> 00:52:18,539 ♪ And you ain't afraid To show it ♪ 889 00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,241 ♪ I adore you Bring your gifts ♪ 890 00:52:21,341 --> 00:52:23,011 ♪ Bring your ass Bring your lips ♪ 891 00:52:23,111 --> 00:52:25,145 ♪ Bring me Venus I'll bring you Mars ♪ 892 00:52:25,245 --> 00:52:27,447 ♪ Bring the night I'll bring the stars ♪ 893 00:52:27,548 --> 00:52:29,117 ♪ I'll bring it all ♪ 894 00:52:29,216 --> 00:52:31,184 ♪ All, all, all, all, all ♪ 895 00:52:31,284 --> 00:52:32,219 ♪ 35 millimeter ♪ 896 00:52:32,319 --> 00:52:34,354 ♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot ♪ 897 00:52:34,454 --> 00:52:36,456 ♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose ♪ 898 00:52:36,557 --> 00:52:39,827 ♪ Light, love, rogue Live, bold, die ♪ 899 00:52:39,927 --> 00:52:40,928 ♪ 35 millimeter ♪ 900 00:52:41,029 --> 00:52:43,097 ♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot ♪ 901 00:52:43,196 --> 00:52:45,298 ♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose ♪ 902 00:52:45,399 --> 00:52:48,036 ♪ Walk, love, walk Live, walk, die ♪ 903 00:52:48,136 --> 00:52:50,404 ♪ 35 millimeter ♪ 904 00:52:57,945 --> 00:52:59,580 ♪ Hey, love ♪ 905 00:53:00,715 --> 00:53:02,116 ♪ Hey, love ♪ 906 00:53:02,215 --> 00:53:03,818 ♪ I come alive at night ♪ 907 00:53:03,918 --> 00:53:05,953 ♪ Let's be alive tonight ♪ 908 00:53:06,054 --> 00:53:07,889 ♪ Sweet soul ♪ 909 00:53:08,690 --> 00:53:11,125 ♪ Pure soul ♪ 910 00:53:11,224 --> 00:53:15,262 ♪ Bring a rise Until I'm hypnotized ♪ 911 00:53:15,362 --> 00:53:19,399 ♪ Borderlines get crossed ♪ 912 00:53:19,499 --> 00:53:21,301 ♪ Put me in focus ♪ 913 00:53:22,070 --> 00:53:24,072 ♪ Girl, I'm hopeless ♪ 914 00:53:24,172 --> 00:53:25,907 ♪ Don't be camera-shy ♪ 915 00:53:26,007 --> 00:53:28,375 ♪ Let's both defy this life ♪ 916 00:53:28,475 --> 00:53:32,146 ♪ Put us on the screen For everyone to see ♪ 917 00:53:32,245 --> 00:53:37,752 ♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 918 00:53:40,822 --> 00:53:42,824 ♪ Girl, you sexy And you know it ♪ 919 00:53:42,924 --> 00:53:45,159 ♪ And you ain't afraid To show it ♪ 920 00:53:45,258 --> 00:53:47,161 ♪ I adore you Bring your gifts ♪ 921 00:53:47,260 --> 00:53:49,463 ♪ Bring your ass Bring your lips ♪ 922 00:53:49,564 --> 00:53:51,632 ♪ Bring me Venus I'll bring you Mars ♪ 923 00:53:51,733 --> 00:53:53,768 ♪ Bring the night I'll bring the stars ♪ 924 00:53:53,868 --> 00:53:55,368 ♪ I'll bring it all ♪ 925 00:53:57,839 --> 00:53:58,873 ♪ 35 millimeter ♪ 926 00:53:58,973 --> 00:54:00,942 ♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot ♪ 927 00:54:01,042 --> 00:54:02,844 ♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose ♪ 928 00:54:02,944 --> 00:54:06,147 ♪ Light, love, rogue Live, bold, die ♪ 929 00:54:06,246 --> 00:54:07,515 ♪ 35 millimeter ♪ 930 00:54:07,615 --> 00:54:11,953 (VOICE DISTORTED) ♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot ♪ 931 00:54:12,053 --> 00:54:16,190 ♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose ♪ 932 00:54:16,289 --> 00:54:18,126 ♪ Walk, love, walk ♪ 933 00:54:18,226 --> 00:54:19,459 (DISTORTED HOWLING) 934 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:22,864 ♪ Live, walk, die ♪ 935 00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:40,313 ♪ Love ♪ 936 00:54:41,448 --> 00:54:44,051 ♪ Live, die ♪ 937 00:54:48,756 --> 00:54:50,057 (COUGHING) 938 00:54:50,858 --> 00:54:53,161 (GASPING) 939 00:54:53,261 --> 00:54:55,163 MORETTI: Can we cut the music, please? 940 00:54:55,263 --> 00:54:57,397 -Honey, are you all right? -(SONG STOPS) 941 00:54:57,497 --> 00:55:00,201 -Can we get her some water? -(CLEARS THROAT, COUGHS) 942 00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:02,069 It's probably a peanut allergy. 943 00:55:02,170 --> 00:55:05,873 I swear, that entire generation just woke up one day with a peanut allergy. 944 00:55:05,973 --> 00:55:09,143 -(COUGHS, GASPS) -It might be the altitude, actually. 945 00:55:09,243 --> 00:55:11,746 Rachel, can we get her an IV drip, maybe? 946 00:55:11,846 --> 00:55:14,849 And also, check with the kind folks in the infirmary. 947 00:55:14,949 --> 00:55:16,717 -Maybe give her a once-over. -Just breathe, Emily. 948 00:55:16,818 --> 00:55:20,121 You're... you're in great hands with... with Rachel. 949 00:55:20,221 --> 00:55:22,824 (EMILY COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT) 950 00:55:23,524 --> 00:55:25,293 Don't worry. I've had worse reviews. 951 00:55:25,392 --> 00:55:27,628 (LAUGHTER) 952 00:55:27,728 --> 00:55:31,299 MORETTI: Maybe let's all go get some fresh air 953 00:55:31,398 --> 00:55:35,002 and let the music decant a little bit, shall we? 954 00:55:35,102 --> 00:55:36,637 -Sure. -Yeah? 955 00:55:36,737 --> 00:55:37,839 Yeah. 956 00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,275 MORETTI: Thank you. I'm honored. 957 00:55:41,374 --> 00:55:43,376 It's just so inspiring. 958 00:55:44,245 --> 00:55:46,314 -(CLARA GROANS) -Hey. You good? 959 00:55:46,413 --> 00:55:49,617 (CHUCKLING) Yeah. I'm just trying to loosen it. 960 00:55:51,919 --> 00:55:53,486 What's crazier, 961 00:55:53,588 --> 00:55:57,692 the fact that Moretti has changed his wardrobe 962 00:55:57,792 --> 00:56:00,161 -six times in the last two days... -(CHUCKLES) 963 00:56:00,261 --> 00:56:04,565 ...or that he's still the best entertainer in the world? 964 00:56:04,665 --> 00:56:06,300 -ARIEL: No, for sure, but-- -CLARA: Yeah. 965 00:56:06,399 --> 00:56:08,468 This whole thing's a trip, man. 966 00:56:09,103 --> 00:56:12,173 Him, this place, like... 967 00:56:12,273 --> 00:56:16,010 The people here are weirdly talented 968 00:56:16,110 --> 00:56:18,246 and seem mostly happy. 969 00:56:18,346 --> 00:56:19,313 Yeah. 970 00:56:19,412 --> 00:56:21,115 The scars on the hands, though. 971 00:56:21,215 --> 00:56:22,316 I don't know if I love that. 972 00:56:22,415 --> 00:56:25,820 -Huh. I hadn't noticed. -Yeah. 973 00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:28,990 Um, you know Stan pretty well, yeah? 974 00:56:29,090 --> 00:56:30,423 Stan? Yeah. 975 00:56:31,792 --> 00:56:35,596 How apeshit do you think he'd go 976 00:56:35,696 --> 00:56:37,198 if I were to write a secondary piece, 977 00:56:37,298 --> 00:56:39,600 like, on the Levelists? 978 00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:41,802 Here's the thing, Stan is an asshole, 979 00:56:41,903 --> 00:56:44,105 but if you have a real story to tell, 980 00:56:44,205 --> 00:56:46,107 not even he can deny that. 981 00:56:47,474 --> 00:56:49,076 STAN: There's something that unites them. 982 00:56:49,176 --> 00:56:51,679 And I... I'm not quite sure how to put it, but they... 983 00:56:51,779 --> 00:56:54,782 they're all very different, but there's something... 984 00:56:54,882 --> 00:56:57,450 It's as if they're all faces of the one. 985 00:56:57,551 --> 00:56:58,619 MORETTI: Mmm-hm. 986 00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:00,354 Well, you know, Level believes 987 00:57:00,453 --> 00:57:02,924 God is a temporary state of being 988 00:57:03,024 --> 00:57:07,161 and that divinity is accessible for all, 989 00:57:07,261 --> 00:57:09,897 but soon fades away. 990 00:57:09,997 --> 00:57:12,333 -STAN: Right. -For... for instance, 991 00:57:12,432 --> 00:57:14,368 when I created the bridge 992 00:57:14,467 --> 00:57:16,370 -on Live Without Love... -(STAN SIGHS) 993 00:57:16,469 --> 00:57:19,407 ...uh, in that moment, I was a god. 994 00:57:19,507 --> 00:57:20,975 -Capital "G" God. -You were. 995 00:57:21,075 --> 00:57:25,146 But only in the same way the... the person who, uh, 996 00:57:25,246 --> 00:57:29,884 created the horseshoe thousands of years ago was a god. 997 00:57:29,984 --> 00:57:33,220 -That is really fascinating, Alfred. -Mmm. 998 00:57:33,321 --> 00:57:35,122 Do you think that... 999 00:57:35,222 --> 00:57:38,125 that that could be a little bit alienating, though? 1000 00:57:38,225 --> 00:57:42,163 Just seeing as most people can't 1001 00:57:42,263 --> 00:57:45,533 and won't ever create something 1002 00:57:45,633 --> 00:57:47,635 truly perfect in their lifetimes? 1003 00:57:47,735 --> 00:57:50,404 Actually, we believe it's the exact opposite. 1004 00:57:50,504 --> 00:57:54,675 That anyone can be a god at any moment. 1005 00:57:54,775 --> 00:57:56,944 The opportunity is there for everyone, 1006 00:57:57,044 --> 00:58:01,048 from the boss to the lowest on the masthead. 1007 00:58:01,148 --> 00:58:02,683 Yeah, it makes sense, right? 1008 00:58:04,051 --> 00:58:05,753 We are only vessels. 1009 00:58:05,853 --> 00:58:08,189 Some of us have the goods, some of us don't. 1010 00:58:09,056 --> 00:58:10,958 (LAUGHS) 1011 00:58:11,058 --> 00:58:12,326 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1012 00:58:12,426 --> 00:58:13,995 Thank you so much. 1013 00:58:14,095 --> 00:58:16,397 -So, what's the deal? How's the note-taking coming? -Uh... 1014 00:58:16,496 --> 00:58:17,631 No, it's good. It's good. 1015 00:58:17,732 --> 00:58:19,000 -Okay. -Yeah. 1016 00:58:19,100 --> 00:58:20,768 I've been finding a lot of really fascinating stuff. 1017 00:58:20,868 --> 00:58:22,970 -Mmm-hmm. -I was thinking, you know, 1018 00:58:23,070 --> 00:58:27,441 maybe I could write some sort of secondary... 1019 00:58:27,541 --> 00:58:29,343 like, a... a companion piece to yours. 1020 00:58:29,443 --> 00:58:31,479 -Secondary piece? -Uh, yeah. Secondary, completely secondary. 1021 00:58:31,579 --> 00:58:33,247 (WHISPERING) Just on the Levelists. 1022 00:58:35,516 --> 00:58:36,717 Stan. 1023 00:58:37,351 --> 00:58:38,519 Be real with me. 1024 00:58:39,987 --> 00:58:41,188 This is a cult. 1025 00:58:41,288 --> 00:58:43,557 -(CHUCKLES) Well, yeah. -Or damn well near one. 1026 00:58:43,657 --> 00:58:45,760 Like, this is insane. 1027 00:58:45,860 --> 00:58:46,961 Yeah. So? 1028 00:58:47,061 --> 00:58:49,563 So, I was talking to... -to Jorg last night. -Mmm-hmm. 1029 00:58:49,663 --> 00:58:51,265 The backstories on the members... 1030 00:58:51,365 --> 00:58:54,168 They're all just so fascinating. I could just do a deep dive-- 1031 00:58:54,268 --> 00:58:57,204 No, no, no, no. Let me stop you. Stop, stop. Let me stop you there. 1032 00:58:57,304 --> 00:58:58,739 We are publishing one story. 1033 00:58:58,839 --> 00:59:00,708 -(SCOFFS) -And you're... you're playing 1034 00:59:00,808 --> 00:59:02,676 a... a vital role in it. 1035 00:59:02,777 --> 00:59:04,078 But, you know, any and everything 1036 00:59:04,178 --> 00:59:06,480 that's interesting about this place will be in my story. 1037 00:59:06,580 --> 00:59:08,149 -Okay. -Plus... plus... 1038 00:59:08,249 --> 00:59:10,951 the... the... the weird groupies in blue, 1039 00:59:11,052 --> 00:59:12,953 the fucking vases, 1040 00:59:13,054 --> 00:59:15,322 god damn dancing, none of that matters 1041 00:59:15,423 --> 00:59:17,258 because it's about the music. 1042 00:59:17,358 --> 00:59:20,027 -That's the story, you know? I mean... -(ARIEL GASPS) 1043 00:59:20,127 --> 00:59:21,929 (GROANING) 1044 00:59:22,029 --> 00:59:24,065 -Oh, my God. Stan. -STAN: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1045 00:59:24,165 --> 00:59:25,766 Oh, somebody help! 1046 00:59:25,866 --> 00:59:27,568 -What happened? -Have Charlan rush here. 1047 00:59:27,668 --> 00:59:29,003 -(HYPERVENTILATING) -What happened? 1048 00:59:29,103 --> 00:59:30,738 -Now! -Oh, my God. Take it out, take it out, take it out. 1049 00:59:30,838 --> 00:59:31,872 -No! -CLARA: Oh, my goodness! 1050 00:59:31,972 --> 00:59:33,140 -(SHUSHING) -(STAN GROANING) 1051 00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:34,942 -Just breathe, just breathe. -CLARA: What's going on? 1052 00:59:35,042 --> 00:59:37,044 -JORG: It looks like it only hit his shoulder... -What the fuck? 1053 00:59:37,144 --> 00:59:38,112 ...but still hurry. 1054 00:59:38,212 --> 00:59:40,147 ARIEL: Just breathe, just breathe, just breathe. 1055 00:59:40,247 --> 00:59:43,017 -BIANCA: Don't take it out. -(STAN GROANING) 1056 00:59:44,752 --> 00:59:47,054 -Oh, my God. -Oh, it's... 1057 00:59:47,154 --> 00:59:48,222 I'm so sorry, mister. 1058 00:59:48,322 --> 00:59:50,991 It was a mistake with my grip. It slipped. 1059 00:59:51,092 --> 00:59:52,393 (STAN GROANING) 1060 00:59:52,493 --> 00:59:54,662 STAN: Oh, my God. 1061 00:59:54,762 --> 00:59:56,697 (GROANING CONTINUES) 1062 00:59:59,733 --> 01:00:00,734 STAN: Yes? 1063 01:00:00,835 --> 01:00:03,471 ("DINA SIMONE" PLAYING INSIDE ROOM) 1064 01:00:03,572 --> 01:00:06,040 Ariel. Come, have a drink. 1065 01:00:10,377 --> 01:00:11,345 Ariel. 1066 01:00:11,445 --> 01:00:12,913 We were just saying we... 1067 01:00:13,013 --> 01:00:15,683 we should call over to your room and invite you over. 1068 01:00:15,783 --> 01:00:17,685 -We were just saying that. -And here you are. 1069 01:00:17,785 --> 01:00:19,487 There's not a lot left, 1070 01:00:19,588 --> 01:00:20,988 but you look like a lightweight, so... 1071 01:00:21,088 --> 01:00:23,624 Oh, I remember when I used to look like a lightweight. 1072 01:00:23,724 --> 01:00:25,493 Well, we all remember the '80s, Bianca. 1073 01:00:25,594 --> 01:00:26,561 -BIANCA: Fuck you. -CLARA: Okay. 1074 01:00:26,660 --> 01:00:28,229 -STAN: Fuck you. -CLARA: To Moretti... 1075 01:00:28,329 --> 01:00:32,800 -(MUSIC STOPS) -...the best entertainer in the world, 1076 01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:35,870 still the greatest of all time. 1077 01:00:35,970 --> 01:00:38,105 -No doubt. -BIANCA: Moretti. 1078 01:00:38,939 --> 01:00:40,374 Ariel, what's wrong? 1079 01:00:40,474 --> 01:00:43,512 Oh, this better not be about the fucking article. I know that. 1080 01:00:43,612 --> 01:00:45,846 Stan, is it possible 1081 01:00:45,946 --> 01:00:48,682 that what happened to you wasn't an accident? 1082 01:00:48,782 --> 01:00:50,417 -CLARA AND STAN: What? -We're here, 1083 01:00:50,519 --> 01:00:51,952 in the middle of fucking nowhere. 1084 01:00:52,052 --> 01:00:54,188 They took our cell phones. They took our laptops. 1085 01:00:54,288 --> 01:00:56,724 We have no way of communicating with the outside world. 1086 01:00:56,824 --> 01:00:59,393 They're surveilling us, watching us 24/7. 1087 01:00:59,493 --> 01:01:02,597 They're probably fucking listening in to this room somehow. 1088 01:01:02,696 --> 01:01:04,031 People are fucking missing. 1089 01:01:04,131 --> 01:01:06,300 -Let's not forget about that. -What? 1090 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:08,002 Are you sure you haven't been drinking with us? 1091 01:01:08,102 --> 01:01:10,905 -(LAUGHING) -Because this is sounding a little crazy. 1092 01:01:11,005 --> 01:01:12,641 -CLARA: Didn't wanna say it. -STAN: Sorry. 1093 01:01:12,740 --> 01:01:15,610 Something is off. 1094 01:01:15,709 --> 01:01:18,979 Is this not alarming to you at all? 1095 01:01:19,079 --> 01:01:22,149 Like, is it weird or fucking strange in the least bit? 1096 01:01:22,249 --> 01:01:25,286 It's less odd to me that Bill Lotto's pretentious ass 1097 01:01:25,386 --> 01:01:29,456 thinks that he's too good to listen to the album with the rest of us 1098 01:01:29,558 --> 01:01:33,127 than it is that the Alfred Moretti 1099 01:01:33,227 --> 01:01:34,728 did all of this 1100 01:01:34,828 --> 01:01:37,666 to steal our cell phones or something. I mean, come on. 1101 01:01:37,765 --> 01:01:38,899 I don't know why he fucking did it. 1102 01:01:38,999 --> 01:01:40,501 You said that they hated each other. 1103 01:01:40,602 --> 01:01:43,737 Oh, yeah, they hate each other over something so silly. 1104 01:01:43,837 --> 01:01:45,239 Years ago, 1105 01:01:45,339 --> 01:01:47,642 Bill gave an interview where he sort of made fun of Moretti 1106 01:01:47,741 --> 01:01:51,580 for getting his Doberman stuffed after it died. 1107 01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:53,480 -BIANCA: Oh, Tucker. -STAN: That's right. 1108 01:01:53,582 --> 01:01:55,049 That's right. Tucker. (LAUGHS) 1109 01:01:55,149 --> 01:01:56,183 Oh. RIP. 1110 01:01:56,283 --> 01:01:59,286 And then, of course, Moretti was shamed a little bit 1111 01:01:59,386 --> 01:02:02,356 because everybody thought it was kind of strange, 1112 01:02:02,456 --> 01:02:05,059 -because it's kind of strange. -BIANCA: Mmm-hmm. 1113 01:02:05,159 --> 01:02:08,195 This just doesn't feel fucking right at all to me. 1114 01:02:08,295 --> 01:02:10,831 STAN: Okay, and that's why you're the one just taking notes. 1115 01:02:10,931 --> 01:02:13,334 -Okay. (SCOFFS) -CLARA: Just calm... Hold on. 1116 01:02:16,103 --> 01:02:18,906 -What is happening? -I don't know. It's... 1117 01:02:19,006 --> 01:02:20,741 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1118 01:02:20,841 --> 01:02:22,843 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1119 01:02:26,447 --> 01:02:28,282 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1120 01:02:28,382 --> 01:02:30,751 (MORETTI SOBBING) 1121 01:02:32,052 --> 01:02:33,487 (LEVELISTS MURMURING) 1122 01:02:33,588 --> 01:02:35,456 (SOBBING CONTINUES) 1123 01:02:41,829 --> 01:02:46,934 The crowd... the crowd is oh so upset. 1124 01:02:47,034 --> 01:02:49,103 (LEVELISTS GROANING) 1125 01:02:49,203 --> 01:02:51,506 Upset that I'm not onstage. 1126 01:02:51,606 --> 01:02:52,873 LEVELISTS: Yeah! 1127 01:02:52,973 --> 01:02:54,975 The back row is half asleep. 1128 01:02:55,075 --> 01:02:56,645 (LEVELISTS GROANING) 1129 01:02:56,745 --> 01:03:01,115 But the front row is ready to rage. 1130 01:03:01,215 --> 01:03:02,116 LEVELISTS: Yeah! 1131 01:03:02,216 --> 01:03:04,552 The drummer was an hour late. 1132 01:03:04,653 --> 01:03:06,053 (LEVELISTS GROANING) 1133 01:03:06,153 --> 01:03:08,922 -He was in the back seat of a groupie's car. -LEVELISTS: Yeah! 1134 01:03:09,023 --> 01:03:11,726 The spotlight just blew out. 1135 01:03:11,859 --> 01:03:12,960 (LEVELISTS GROANING) 1136 01:03:13,060 --> 01:03:17,264 But my sarong, it shines from afar. 1137 01:03:17,364 --> 01:03:18,899 LEVELISTS: Yeah! 1138 01:03:18,999 --> 01:03:21,802 The price of the ticket was low. 1139 01:03:21,902 --> 01:03:22,903 (LEVELISTS GROANING) 1140 01:03:23,003 --> 01:03:25,707 But we're booked for another gig. 1141 01:03:25,806 --> 01:03:27,074 (CHEERING) 1142 01:03:27,174 --> 01:03:30,878 The microphone is tiny and cheap. 1143 01:03:30,978 --> 01:03:32,614 (LEVELISTS GROANING) 1144 01:03:32,714 --> 01:03:36,618 But it makes my bulge 1145 01:03:36,718 --> 01:03:38,485 look big. 1146 01:03:38,586 --> 01:03:41,021 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1147 01:03:47,629 --> 01:03:48,896 MAN: Bravo! 1148 01:03:58,038 --> 01:04:00,207 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 1149 01:04:09,651 --> 01:04:11,218 (BIRD CALLING) 1150 01:04:24,932 --> 01:04:26,266 Ariel? 1151 01:04:28,869 --> 01:04:30,304 (KNOCKING) 1152 01:05:06,775 --> 01:05:09,943 (BELL TOLLING) 1153 01:05:21,455 --> 01:05:24,726 I love you all dearly. I hope to see you soon. 1154 01:05:24,826 --> 01:05:27,695 (QUIET CHATTER) 1155 01:05:33,568 --> 01:05:35,469 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1156 01:05:43,043 --> 01:05:45,045 (DOOR RATTLING) 1157 01:05:55,557 --> 01:05:57,458 (FLIES BUZZING) 1158 01:06:12,807 --> 01:06:14,308 (SCRATCHING RAPIDLY) 1159 01:06:16,544 --> 01:06:19,980 -(SCRATCHING CONTINUES) -(BREATHING HEAVILY) 1160 01:06:22,983 --> 01:06:24,752 (GROANS IN FRUSTRATION) 1161 01:06:24,853 --> 01:06:27,054 (SCRATCHING CONTINUES) 1162 01:06:51,245 --> 01:06:52,847 -Whoa. -RACHEL: Are you... Are you okay? 1163 01:06:52,947 --> 01:06:53,948 Don't touch me. Don't touch me. 1164 01:06:54,047 --> 01:06:55,617 What's... what's wrong? 1165 01:06:57,217 --> 01:06:58,653 -Just, wait a minute. -(CHUCKLES) 1166 01:06:58,753 --> 01:07:00,354 Let me explain, okay? 1167 01:07:00,454 --> 01:07:02,389 -I'm leaving. -Ariel. Ariel. 1168 01:07:02,924 --> 01:07:04,124 Ariel! 1169 01:07:05,927 --> 01:07:08,061 (PANTING) 1170 01:07:16,905 --> 01:07:18,171 Ariel. 1171 01:07:23,778 --> 01:07:24,913 I need to leave. 1172 01:07:25,013 --> 01:07:27,682 Why? What... what happened? What's wrong? 1173 01:07:27,782 --> 01:07:29,182 (CHUCKLES) 1174 01:07:29,283 --> 01:07:31,084 Uh, where's Bill Lotto? 1175 01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:33,021 Najee? 1176 01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:35,088 I would assume he's getting dressed for dinner. 1177 01:07:35,188 --> 01:07:37,992 Wait, did Bill do something to you? 1178 01:07:38,091 --> 01:07:39,961 No, just, where is he? 1179 01:07:40,060 --> 01:07:41,596 Where's... where's Emily Katz? 1180 01:07:41,696 --> 01:07:43,031 NAJEE: I just left her. 1181 01:07:43,130 --> 01:07:45,098 She's feeling much better and will join us at the children's show. 1182 01:07:45,733 --> 01:07:47,200 Oh. Okay. 1183 01:07:47,301 --> 01:07:49,037 MORETTI: Ariel, you... 1184 01:07:49,136 --> 01:07:51,405 Can't you tell me exactly what happened? 1185 01:07:51,506 --> 01:07:53,675 You seemed just peachy yesterday. 1186 01:07:53,775 --> 01:07:57,946 Um, no, I'm not, uh, explaining anything. 1187 01:07:58,046 --> 01:08:00,447 Just, uh, I want to go. 1188 01:08:00,548 --> 01:08:01,916 I'm gonna go. 1189 01:08:02,016 --> 01:08:03,216 I am going now. I'm leaving. 1190 01:08:03,317 --> 01:08:06,219 I'm sorry, but that simply isn't possible right now. 1191 01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:09,591 A few of the believers took the Louise into town. 1192 01:08:09,691 --> 01:08:10,825 They should be back soon. 1193 01:08:10,925 --> 01:08:13,061 Okay, well, what about one of those? 1194 01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:14,996 NAJEE: Those will get you ten miles. 1195 01:08:15,095 --> 01:08:17,699 You'll have to walk the other 40. 1196 01:08:17,799 --> 01:08:20,568 Okay. Well, we have to figure something out, 'cause I gotta go. 1197 01:08:20,668 --> 01:08:23,871 This is the opportunity of a lifetime. 1198 01:08:23,972 --> 01:08:25,372 If you're too ungrateful to-- 1199 01:08:25,472 --> 01:08:27,041 Jorg. 1200 01:08:27,140 --> 01:08:29,476 (SCOFFS) Can't you see she's frightened? 1201 01:08:29,577 --> 01:08:33,715 And it's obviously something we did or didn't do, 1202 01:08:33,815 --> 01:08:38,086 so I would like to apologize for that and assure you 1203 01:08:38,185 --> 01:08:40,021 that we will get you out of here 1204 01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:42,924 as soon as we can possibly do so. 1205 01:08:43,024 --> 01:08:45,526 Najee, when is the bus returning? 1206 01:08:45,627 --> 01:08:47,862 40 minutes, max. I'll call them now. 1207 01:08:47,962 --> 01:08:52,000 MORETTI: In the meanwhile, I want you to get a hold of Jeff and deal with the plane. 1208 01:08:52,100 --> 01:08:53,266 Get it fueled up. 1209 01:08:53,367 --> 01:08:56,871 Make sure it's ready to go the second we get Ariel 1210 01:08:56,971 --> 01:08:58,506 to the airport, okay? 1211 01:08:58,606 --> 01:09:01,509 -No argument, top priority. -Yes, sir. 1212 01:09:01,609 --> 01:09:04,545 But what about the puppet show? 1213 01:09:04,646 --> 01:09:06,581 MORETTI: Well, she... she has to leave, 1214 01:09:06,681 --> 01:09:09,584 so she... she'll miss it this time. 1215 01:09:09,684 --> 01:09:14,055 But we worked so hard, and you were supposed to sit next to me. 1216 01:09:14,154 --> 01:09:15,422 It's not fair. 1217 01:09:16,524 --> 01:09:18,926 MORETTI: You know, maybe we can do this. 1218 01:09:19,027 --> 01:09:20,895 If Ariel agrees, 1219 01:09:20,995 --> 01:09:23,798 the children's building is the closest one to the gate, 1220 01:09:23,898 --> 01:09:27,869 and she could stay and watch the show until the bus got here. 1221 01:09:29,771 --> 01:09:31,673 If you feel comfortable with that. 1222 01:09:34,274 --> 01:09:36,711 I could see the entrance from the building? 1223 01:09:36,811 --> 01:09:38,211 Like, I could see it? 1224 01:09:38,311 --> 01:09:39,312 (STAMMERS) 1225 01:09:39,413 --> 01:09:41,916 Cross my heart, hope to die. 1226 01:09:42,016 --> 01:09:43,216 (SCOFFS) 1227 01:09:46,621 --> 01:09:47,855 Yeah, fine. 1228 01:09:47,955 --> 01:09:49,657 -Yes! -ARIEL: Okay. 1229 01:09:54,194 --> 01:09:55,630 Jorg, if you could... 1230 01:09:55,730 --> 01:09:56,831 Thank you. 1231 01:10:06,074 --> 01:10:08,275 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 1232 01:10:09,811 --> 01:10:12,212 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1233 01:10:30,263 --> 01:10:31,566 STAN: (SOFTLY) Yeah. 1234 01:10:33,467 --> 01:10:35,670 (QUIET CHATTER) 1235 01:10:36,938 --> 01:10:37,972 (SIGHS) 1236 01:10:38,072 --> 01:10:39,272 (CHUCKLING) 1237 01:10:43,111 --> 01:10:44,377 CLARA: Cute. 1238 01:10:49,016 --> 01:10:50,618 MORETTI: All right, children. 1239 01:10:52,385 --> 01:10:55,823 Presenting The Tragedy of Billie. 1240 01:10:55,923 --> 01:10:58,391 (APPLAUSE) 1241 01:10:58,492 --> 01:11:00,027 (SOMBER JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 1242 01:11:09,369 --> 01:11:12,573 (PUPPETS CHATTERING) 1243 01:11:19,379 --> 01:11:21,414 (PUPPETS LAUGHING) 1244 01:11:25,853 --> 01:11:27,454 (CHUCKLES) 1245 01:11:28,756 --> 01:11:30,958 (PUPPET CHATTER AND LAUGHTER STOPS) 1246 01:11:34,228 --> 01:11:36,429 BILLIE HOLIDAY: Okay. I'm ready. 1247 01:11:36,531 --> 01:11:38,465 -(PUPPETS CLAMORING) -PUPPETS: Lady Day! 1248 01:11:39,901 --> 01:11:42,270 Tell us, has the trauma in your childhood 1249 01:11:42,369 --> 01:11:44,772 helped you make such successful music? 1250 01:11:44,872 --> 01:11:47,708 Coming from where I'm from, to be where I'm at now, 1251 01:11:47,809 --> 01:11:50,244 well, I guess that's a sweet song in itself. 1252 01:11:50,343 --> 01:11:52,445 But I wouldn't wish my childhood on anyone, 1253 01:11:52,547 --> 01:11:54,649 -even for success. -Tell us about prison. 1254 01:11:54,749 --> 01:11:56,551 Did you perform any ditties in the slammer? 1255 01:11:56,651 --> 01:11:59,554 Well, I'm no saint. You already knew that. 1256 01:11:59,654 --> 01:12:01,722 And prison sure ain't full of saints, 1257 01:12:01,823 --> 01:12:03,257 but neither is the rest of the world. 1258 01:12:03,356 --> 01:12:05,026 Are you still on smack? 1259 01:12:05,126 --> 01:12:08,629 I'm very pleased to announce that I'm 100% sober as I stand here 1260 01:12:08,729 --> 01:12:11,999 and plan to finish my days exactly that way. 1261 01:12:12,099 --> 01:12:13,400 I'm embarrassed and ashamed 1262 01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:15,536 of the mistakes I've made in my past 1263 01:12:15,636 --> 01:12:17,805 and ask my fans and family to forgive me 1264 01:12:17,905 --> 01:12:19,006 as best as they can. 1265 01:12:19,106 --> 01:12:20,641 I know I'm certainly trying to. 1266 01:12:20,741 --> 01:12:22,643 When did the weight gain start? 1267 01:12:22,743 --> 01:12:25,478 How do you feel about McKay blowing your fortune? 1268 01:12:25,580 --> 01:12:28,348 Are you flat broke? Reports say you're flat broke. 1269 01:12:28,448 --> 01:12:32,753 Billie, when will we hear Strange Fruit again? 1270 01:12:32,854 --> 01:12:35,556 Do you think a former prostitute should be a role model? 1271 01:12:35,656 --> 01:12:37,024 Billie! Ms. Holiday! 1272 01:12:37,124 --> 01:12:39,392 (PUPPET REPORTERS CLAMORING) 1273 01:12:39,492 --> 01:12:41,428 PUPPET REPORTERS: Billie! Ms. Holiday! 1274 01:12:41,529 --> 01:12:43,496 PUPPET REPORTERS: Lady Day! 1275 01:12:43,598 --> 01:12:45,766 (PUPPET REPORTERS LAUGHING) 1276 01:12:46,667 --> 01:12:48,202 Something moved. Something moved. 1277 01:12:48,302 --> 01:12:49,837 What... what the fuck is that? 1278 01:12:50,705 --> 01:12:51,438 (GASPS) 1279 01:12:51,539 --> 01:12:53,875 -What the fuck? -Oh, my God. 1280 01:12:53,975 --> 01:12:55,475 STAN: Jesus. 1281 01:12:58,813 --> 01:13:00,815 STAN: Is... is this some kind of joke? 1282 01:13:02,183 --> 01:13:05,052 -CLARA: What? -STAN: Is there some... someone in there? 1283 01:13:05,152 --> 01:13:07,588 Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. 1284 01:13:08,256 --> 01:13:09,924 What the fuck? 1285 01:13:10,825 --> 01:13:12,126 Jesus Christ. 1286 01:13:13,261 --> 01:13:14,528 (EMILY GROANING) 1287 01:13:14,629 --> 01:13:16,030 CLARA: Oh, my God. 1288 01:13:17,331 --> 01:13:19,634 -STAN: Em? -(EMILY WHIMPERING) 1289 01:13:25,673 --> 01:13:27,642 -BIANCA: Oh, my God. -NAJEE: Time to go, children. 1290 01:13:27,742 --> 01:13:29,210 STAN: What the fuck is wrong with her? 1291 01:13:29,310 --> 01:13:30,278 (EMILY GRUNTING, WHIMPERING) 1292 01:13:30,378 --> 01:13:34,548 Um, I promised I would be an open book, 1293 01:13:34,649 --> 01:13:36,150 and welshing ain't cute. 1294 01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:37,318 Well done, kids. 1295 01:13:37,417 --> 01:13:38,920 Very... very charming. 1296 01:13:39,687 --> 01:13:41,956 Uh, so I'll try and explain. 1297 01:13:42,056 --> 01:13:46,093 Whatever chemical compound she ingested, 1298 01:13:46,193 --> 01:13:48,562 uh... 1299 01:13:48,663 --> 01:13:53,000 Sorry, science is a bit of a "blah, blah, blah" to me. 1300 01:13:53,100 --> 01:13:54,368 Suffice it to say 1301 01:13:54,467 --> 01:13:58,940 that whatever is wet inside her body 1302 01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:01,441 is rapidly expanding. 1303 01:14:01,542 --> 01:14:03,778 Is... is that more or less accurate? 1304 01:14:03,878 --> 01:14:06,714 -More or less. -MORETTI: You see? 1305 01:14:06,814 --> 01:14:12,119 Wonders happen when we follow the science. 1306 01:14:12,219 --> 01:14:14,822 Wouldn't you say, dear? 1307 01:14:14,922 --> 01:14:16,390 (EMILY GASPING) 1308 01:14:16,489 --> 01:14:18,159 STAN: Don't... What the fuck are you doing? 1309 01:14:18,259 --> 01:14:20,661 -CLARA: Oh, my God. Don't touch her. -STAN: Jesus. 1310 01:14:20,761 --> 01:14:22,296 -(ALL GROANING) -(EMILY GRUNTS) 1311 01:14:22,396 --> 01:14:24,231 -(ALL GASPING) -STAN: Jesus Christ. 1312 01:14:24,332 --> 01:14:26,033 -MORETTI: Jorg, please. -STAN: He's fucking insane. 1313 01:14:26,133 --> 01:14:27,601 -MORETTI: A towel. -Move. 1314 01:14:28,202 --> 01:14:29,437 Move, you motherfuckers! 1315 01:14:29,537 --> 01:14:31,005 No! Let me go! 1316 01:14:31,806 --> 01:14:33,107 -Get off of me! -(GRUNTING) 1317 01:14:34,642 --> 01:14:37,178 -LEVELIST: Nobody leaves! -BIANCA: I wanna go. 1318 01:14:37,278 --> 01:14:38,646 Let me go. 1319 01:14:38,746 --> 01:14:40,214 -Stay down. -Okay. 1320 01:14:42,683 --> 01:14:45,186 -Fuck! Look at that. -(STAN SOBBING) 1321 01:14:45,286 --> 01:14:47,455 I mean, will you look at that? 1322 01:14:47,555 --> 01:14:51,559 Why is it that waterproof foundation 1323 01:14:51,659 --> 01:14:53,661 is never truly waterproof? 1324 01:14:53,761 --> 01:14:54,695 -Why? -(MUFFLED GRUNTING) 1325 01:14:54,795 --> 01:14:56,063 JORG: Great question. 1326 01:14:56,163 --> 01:14:57,832 MORETTI: And, you know, I... 1327 01:14:57,932 --> 01:15:00,334 I must say something, I'm afraid. 1328 01:15:00,434 --> 01:15:02,436 -(CLARA SOBBING) -Um... (SNIFFS) 1329 01:15:02,536 --> 01:15:03,938 (CLARA MUTTERING) 1330 01:15:04,605 --> 01:15:06,674 MORETTI: Many of us here have worked 1331 01:15:06,774 --> 01:15:11,445 very hard to make this a once-in-a-lifetime event, 1332 01:15:11,545 --> 01:15:15,149 and I find that all of you are being 1333 01:15:15,249 --> 01:15:17,685 very, very disruptive. 1334 01:15:17,785 --> 01:15:20,187 -(GASPING, CRYING) -MORETTI: Excuse... excuse me. 1335 01:15:20,287 --> 01:15:22,256 -That's dramatic. -CLARA: (CRYING) Let me go. 1336 01:15:22,356 --> 01:15:23,557 I just wanna go. 1337 01:15:23,657 --> 01:15:26,627 Excuse me. That's dramatic. 1338 01:15:26,727 --> 01:15:30,231 Now, may we finally begin the Q and A 1339 01:15:30,331 --> 01:15:32,199 to discuss Caesar's Request? 1340 01:15:32,299 --> 01:15:33,701 (YELLING) 1341 01:15:35,269 --> 01:15:37,171 (PANICKED SCREAMING) 1342 01:15:38,507 --> 01:15:39,774 NAJEE: Hey, hey, hey! 1343 01:15:41,809 --> 01:15:43,144 (WHIMPERING, SCREAMING) 1344 01:15:44,412 --> 01:15:45,746 LEVELIST: Sit! 1345 01:15:45,846 --> 01:15:48,182 -BIANCA: Oh, my God. -(WHIMPERING, SCREAMING) 1346 01:15:48,282 --> 01:15:49,350 BIANCA: Oh! 1347 01:15:49,450 --> 01:15:50,451 (CLARA SCREAMING) 1348 01:15:50,551 --> 01:15:51,886 STAN: Jesus Christ. 1349 01:15:51,986 --> 01:15:54,455 (SCREAMING) 1350 01:15:54,555 --> 01:15:55,623 MORETTI: Shut her up! 1351 01:15:55,723 --> 01:15:56,924 (SCREAMING STOPS) 1352 01:15:59,026 --> 01:16:00,428 (STAN GROANING) 1353 01:16:00,529 --> 01:16:02,163 (CLARA GASPING) 1354 01:16:02,263 --> 01:16:05,433 -LEVELIST: Sit her up. -MORETTI: Intermission is finished. 1355 01:16:05,534 --> 01:16:07,835 (BREATH TREMBLING) 1356 01:16:14,575 --> 01:16:15,843 What the fuck is this? 1357 01:16:16,677 --> 01:16:18,779 "What the fuck is this?" 1358 01:16:18,879 --> 01:16:21,382 That's what you said? "What the fuck is this?" 1359 01:16:21,482 --> 01:16:23,684 So, the first question 1360 01:16:23,784 --> 01:16:27,488 of my first interview in 30 years is, 1361 01:16:27,588 --> 01:16:30,057 "What the fuck is this?" 1362 01:16:30,925 --> 01:16:32,159 (SIGHS) 1363 01:16:32,259 --> 01:16:37,031 You know, I... I think I could do better on my own, 1364 01:16:37,131 --> 01:16:40,101 -so let's give it a try. -(FEEDBACK SQUEALS) 1365 01:16:40,201 --> 01:16:43,504 (IMITATING VALLEY GIRL) Uh, Mr. Alfred Moretti. 1366 01:16:43,604 --> 01:16:45,106 Question mark. 1367 01:16:45,206 --> 01:16:49,276 Why did you 1368 01:16:49,376 --> 01:16:54,482 name your new album, 1369 01:16:54,583 --> 01:16:59,253 like, Caesar's Request? 1370 01:16:59,353 --> 01:17:02,490 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Thank you for the question. 1371 01:17:02,591 --> 01:17:05,259 And thank you, Billie, for the invite. 1372 01:17:05,359 --> 01:17:07,728 Well, it's an interesting story. 1373 01:17:07,828 --> 01:17:11,665 One day, while summering on the Cape, 1374 01:17:11,765 --> 01:17:14,768 I was engrossed by an account 1375 01:17:14,869 --> 01:17:18,772 of the time that Julius Caesar was kidnapped. 1376 01:17:18,873 --> 01:17:22,910 Now, does anyone here happen to know 1377 01:17:23,010 --> 01:17:25,412 who kidnapped Julius Caesar? 1378 01:17:25,514 --> 01:17:27,414 (FEEDBACK SQUEALS) 1379 01:17:27,516 --> 01:17:29,316 (SOFTLY) Pirates. 1380 01:17:33,220 --> 01:17:34,288 Pirates. 1381 01:17:35,422 --> 01:17:37,725 From the mouths of babes. 1382 01:17:37,825 --> 01:17:40,562 You're absolutely right, Ariel Ecton. 1383 01:17:40,661 --> 01:17:42,763 Now, let me ask you, 1384 01:17:42,863 --> 01:17:47,701 uh, do you happen to know how Julius Caesar responded 1385 01:17:47,801 --> 01:17:49,236 once he'd been freed? 1386 01:17:51,672 --> 01:17:53,707 He went back with his army. 1387 01:17:53,807 --> 01:17:55,209 MORETTI: To do what? 1388 01:17:55,910 --> 01:17:57,745 Don't disappoint us, now. 1389 01:17:58,946 --> 01:18:03,284 He killed all of his kidnappers. 1390 01:18:03,384 --> 01:18:07,454 MORETTI: Um, he crucified them, actually. 1391 01:18:07,556 --> 01:18:09,857 Every single one of them. 1392 01:18:09,957 --> 01:18:12,627 No hyperbole, no foundational myth 1393 01:18:12,726 --> 01:18:16,697 about a man walking on water. 1394 01:18:16,797 --> 01:18:21,802 Just simple, actual crucifixion for all of them. 1395 01:18:21,902 --> 01:18:25,072 Now tell me, teacher's pet, 1396 01:18:25,172 --> 01:18:28,209 on whom I'm about to place a big, big bet... 1397 01:18:29,777 --> 01:18:31,879 what's the best part of the story? 1398 01:18:33,247 --> 01:18:34,982 (SOFTLY) Um... 1399 01:18:35,082 --> 01:18:37,586 -(ARIEL SHUDDERING) -Well, the best part 1400 01:18:37,686 --> 01:18:40,854 of the story is that 1401 01:18:40,955 --> 01:18:46,060 the pirates who kidnapped the Julius Caesar 1402 01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:49,063 thought he was a commoner. (CHUCKLES) 1403 01:18:49,163 --> 01:18:51,999 They thought they were his equal. 1404 01:18:52,634 --> 01:18:56,136 And because of this misconception, 1405 01:18:56,237 --> 01:18:59,740 they asked the same ransom for Julius Caesar 1406 01:18:59,840 --> 01:19:02,577 that they would've asked for any Joe Schmo Roman. 1407 01:19:02,677 --> 01:19:05,846 And this meant that Caesar was obligated 1408 01:19:05,946 --> 01:19:09,149 to demand a raise in his ransom 1409 01:19:09,250 --> 01:19:12,920 so that it would be commensurate with his position. 1410 01:19:15,089 --> 01:19:17,358 And what does that tell us? Well... 1411 01:19:18,993 --> 01:19:22,530 (WHISPERING) It tells us that royalty, 1412 01:19:22,631 --> 01:19:26,133 even when at the mercy of peasants, 1413 01:19:26,233 --> 01:19:29,203 is still royalty, doesn't it? 1414 01:19:31,706 --> 01:19:32,973 Doesn't it? 1415 01:19:35,175 --> 01:19:38,245 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Now, what about that story, kids? 1416 01:19:39,913 --> 01:19:42,883 And how about that puppet show? 1417 01:19:42,983 --> 01:19:46,954 (LAUGHING) The Tragedy of Billie. 1418 01:19:48,122 --> 01:19:50,558 I think that interview went rather well. 1419 01:19:50,659 --> 01:19:52,793 -JORG: Wonderful, wonderful interview. -BIANCA: No. 1420 01:19:52,893 --> 01:19:54,295 (CRYING) Please, please. 1421 01:19:54,395 --> 01:19:55,630 -Please let me go. -BIANCA: Stan. 1422 01:19:55,730 --> 01:19:57,498 Please. Please. 1423 01:19:59,734 --> 01:20:00,934 -No, no, please. -(CLARA WHIMPERS) 1424 01:20:01,035 --> 01:20:02,704 (CRYING) I'm sorry. 1425 01:20:02,803 --> 01:20:03,772 Please. 1426 01:20:03,871 --> 01:20:04,805 (GROANS) 1427 01:20:04,905 --> 01:20:07,007 BIANCA: (CRYING) Stan. No. 1428 01:20:07,609 --> 01:20:09,043 (STAN GRUNTING) 1429 01:20:10,010 --> 01:20:12,346 -(GRUNTING) -(BIANCA GROANING) 1430 01:20:12,446 --> 01:20:14,248 -(KNIFE STABBING REPEATEDLY) -(BELLE GRUNTING) 1431 01:20:20,622 --> 01:20:21,822 Belle. 1432 01:20:22,557 --> 01:20:24,726 (STABBING CONTINUES) 1433 01:20:24,825 --> 01:20:26,994 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1434 01:20:39,507 --> 01:20:41,108 (DOOR CLOSING) 1435 01:20:42,242 --> 01:20:44,779 ♪ Baby Jane, I lost my nerve ♪ 1436 01:20:44,878 --> 01:20:48,215 ♪ Hear my heart Please ignore my words ♪ 1437 01:20:48,315 --> 01:20:50,819 ♪ We jumped the broom That was the best of days ♪ 1438 01:20:50,918 --> 01:20:52,152 (STAN GROANS) 1439 01:20:52,252 --> 01:20:55,889 ♪ Since we broke up I've been in a daze ♪ 1440 01:20:55,989 --> 01:20:59,460 ♪ Baby Jane Please don't take the cat ♪ 1441 01:21:00,762 --> 01:21:02,296 (GRUNTING VICIOUSLY) 1442 01:21:03,430 --> 01:21:05,332 ("BABY JANE" CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 1443 01:21:08,369 --> 01:21:10,037 RECORDED VOICE: Welcome to the Rhinestone Chalet, 1444 01:21:10,137 --> 01:21:12,607 Moretti's childhood home turned interactive museum. 1445 01:21:12,707 --> 01:21:15,510 Did you know that Alfred's roots come from Peoria, Illinois? 1446 01:21:15,610 --> 01:21:18,479 ...feel to you until that day. 1447 01:21:18,580 --> 01:21:19,647 I mean, until that moment. 1448 01:21:19,748 --> 01:21:23,250 -(STABBING CONTINUES) -(BELLE GRUNTING VICIOUSLY) 1449 01:21:24,619 --> 01:21:26,554 -(DOORKNOB RATTLING) -LEVELIST: Circle back around. 1450 01:21:55,182 --> 01:21:57,685 (DOOR CREAKING SHUT) 1451 01:21:58,620 --> 01:22:00,454 (FOOTSTEPS) 1452 01:22:04,859 --> 01:22:06,026 (BREATH TREMBLING) 1453 01:22:16,771 --> 01:22:18,138 (BIRD CALLING) 1454 01:22:19,874 --> 01:22:21,008 So jealous. 1455 01:22:21,108 --> 01:22:23,310 (BREATHING WEAKLY) 1456 01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:27,381 (BREATHING STOPS) 1457 01:22:27,481 --> 01:22:29,416 (CHIMES TINKLING) 1458 01:22:34,188 --> 01:22:36,056 You're still pretty. 1459 01:22:38,793 --> 01:22:40,360 (BIRDS CALLING) 1460 01:22:46,266 --> 01:22:48,435 (CLATTERING DOWNSTAIRS) 1461 01:22:54,074 --> 01:22:56,243 (DOOR CREAKING) 1462 01:23:05,753 --> 01:23:07,988 (BREATH TREMBLING) 1463 01:23:14,161 --> 01:23:15,530 (FOOTSTEPS) 1464 01:23:19,066 --> 01:23:20,768 (DOOR RATTLING) 1465 01:23:20,869 --> 01:23:22,169 (RATTLING STOPS) 1466 01:23:26,574 --> 01:23:28,141 (FOOTSTEPS) 1467 01:23:29,944 --> 01:23:31,546 (BREATH TREMBLING) 1468 01:23:32,346 --> 01:23:34,381 (FOOTSTEPS FADING IN DISTANCE) 1469 01:23:49,998 --> 01:23:51,398 (GRUNTING) 1470 01:23:55,637 --> 01:23:57,639 (STRAINING) 1471 01:24:03,210 --> 01:24:04,512 (SCREWDRIVER CLATTERS ON FLOOR) 1472 01:24:13,521 --> 01:24:15,823 -(CLATTERING) -(PAINED GRUNTING) 1473 01:24:26,166 --> 01:24:27,735 (LOUD THUD) 1474 01:24:27,835 --> 01:24:29,169 (GRUNTING AND CLATTERING STOPS) 1475 01:24:47,454 --> 01:24:50,758 (DISTORTED VOICES SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 1476 01:25:01,703 --> 01:25:06,608 MORETTI: ...sacrifice of our beautiful creation. 1477 01:25:06,708 --> 01:25:10,277 See, we can't, uh, un-paint a canvas 1478 01:25:10,377 --> 01:25:13,948 or un-play a chord. 1479 01:25:14,048 --> 01:25:16,784 And if a mistake has been made, 1480 01:25:16,884 --> 01:25:19,252 either yours or someone else's, 1481 01:25:19,353 --> 01:25:21,455 the only way to rectify it 1482 01:25:21,556 --> 01:25:25,793 is to make something beautiful. 1483 01:25:27,461 --> 01:25:32,033 Now, I've studied at every temple of taste 1484 01:25:32,132 --> 01:25:34,401 in the entire world. 1485 01:25:34,501 --> 01:25:38,673 I've picked over every reliquary that exists. 1486 01:25:38,773 --> 01:25:44,879 But I've never seen anything as beautiful as you pearls. 1487 01:25:50,118 --> 01:25:54,055 We don't know what tomorrow will bring. 1488 01:25:54,154 --> 01:25:55,322 Maybe we'll all be together... 1489 01:25:55,422 --> 01:25:56,390 (ARIEL SHUDDERING) 1490 01:25:56,490 --> 01:25:57,925 (MORETTI CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 1491 01:25:58,026 --> 01:25:59,060 (RACHEL SHUSHING) 1492 01:25:59,159 --> 01:26:00,828 Listen to me. 1493 01:26:00,928 --> 01:26:03,931 When you get to the gate, make a right, okay? 1494 01:26:04,032 --> 01:26:05,298 (SHUSHES) 1495 01:26:05,399 --> 01:26:08,603 And then, go until you see the light, all right? 1496 01:26:10,270 --> 01:26:13,206 But let's hope it's something beautiful. 1497 01:26:13,306 --> 01:26:15,342 To our time in the sand. 1498 01:26:15,442 --> 01:26:17,612 LEVELISTS: To our time in the sand. 1499 01:26:17,712 --> 01:26:19,312 Push me. 1500 01:26:19,814 --> 01:26:20,915 Cheers. 1501 01:26:28,388 --> 01:26:29,757 (WHISPERS) Cheers. 1502 01:26:38,666 --> 01:26:39,867 (ARIEL GRUNTING) 1503 01:26:42,436 --> 01:26:44,504 -(GROANING) -(LEVELISTS SCREAMING) 1504 01:26:44,605 --> 01:26:46,808 (MORETTI GASPING FRANTICALLY) 1505 01:26:58,452 --> 01:26:59,754 (MORETTI WHIMPERING) 1506 01:27:04,324 --> 01:27:06,594 -(WHIMPERING CONTINUES) -(ATV ENGINE REVVING) 1507 01:27:07,327 --> 01:27:09,496 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1508 01:27:41,294 --> 01:27:43,363 (GRUNTING) 1509 01:27:50,138 --> 01:27:51,338 (GROANS) 1510 01:27:56,210 --> 01:27:57,512 (YELPS) 1511 01:27:57,612 --> 01:27:58,880 (PANTING) 1512 01:28:12,160 --> 01:28:13,561 -Hey. -(TAPPING ON WINDOW) 1513 01:28:14,228 --> 01:28:15,462 Help, help, help! 1514 01:28:15,563 --> 01:28:17,532 -Who are you? -I was in the house. 1515 01:28:17,632 --> 01:28:20,300 I was there, and people are dead, and we have to go. 1516 01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:23,403 -LEE: You were in there? -Yes, I was in there. 1517 01:28:23,503 --> 01:28:25,472 Holy shit, you're bleeding. Are you hurt? 1518 01:28:25,573 --> 01:28:27,608 -Yes, I am hurt! -Is Moretti hurt? 1519 01:28:28,676 --> 01:28:30,545 Yes, he's hurt, so we have to go. 1520 01:28:30,645 --> 01:28:32,213 -You met Moretti? -We have to leave. 1521 01:28:32,312 --> 01:28:33,815 LEE: Wait, did he do the wiggle? 1522 01:28:33,915 --> 01:28:35,116 I bet he did the wiggle. 1523 01:28:35,216 --> 01:28:36,818 Did you hear the new song... (GROANS) 1524 01:28:36,918 --> 01:28:38,351 ARIEL: I'm so sorry! 1525 01:28:39,654 --> 01:28:41,556 -(LEE COUGHING) -(ENGINE STARTS) 1526 01:28:46,294 --> 01:28:47,795 (LEE GROANING) 1527 01:29:00,174 --> 01:29:02,743 (BREATH TREMBLING) 1528 01:29:30,370 --> 01:29:31,706 (ENTRY BELL JINGLING) 1529 01:29:32,974 --> 01:29:36,010 (CASH REGISTER BEEPING) 1530 01:29:36,110 --> 01:29:39,614 INTERVIEWER: Do you think about why that Levelist helped you escape that night? 1531 01:29:39,714 --> 01:29:41,916 Or do you mentally try not to go back to that time? 1532 01:29:42,016 --> 01:29:44,252 (CLICKS TONGUE, SIGHS) 1533 01:29:44,352 --> 01:29:45,953 Maybe a mix of both. I don't know. 1534 01:29:46,053 --> 01:29:48,289 I'm... This is, like, my millionth interview this month, 1535 01:29:48,388 --> 01:29:49,891 so you have to forgive me. 1536 01:29:49,991 --> 01:29:51,092 Book tours are... 1537 01:29:52,026 --> 01:29:52,960 BOTH: Exhausting. 1538 01:29:53,060 --> 01:29:55,963 -Yeah, exhausting. -(LAUGHING) Yes, I'm tired. 1539 01:29:56,063 --> 01:30:00,301 So, you know I gotta ask... 1540 01:30:00,400 --> 01:30:03,838 Is that how it really happened when you went back to the compound? 1541 01:30:03,938 --> 01:30:05,773 It's... it's exactly as I wrote it. 1542 01:30:05,873 --> 01:30:08,475 -(BIRDS CHIRPING) -(SIRENS WAILING) 1543 01:30:13,614 --> 01:30:15,816 (PIANO PLAYING GENTLE MELODY) 1544 01:30:50,518 --> 01:30:53,120 INTERVIEWER: And he was actually just sitting there alone, 1545 01:30:53,220 --> 01:30:56,757 still in the white suit, playing the piano? 1546 01:30:56,857 --> 01:31:01,128 I do feel like I've said this a million times at this point, 1547 01:31:01,228 --> 01:31:04,198 but it was, uh, surreal. 1548 01:31:04,298 --> 01:31:08,102 Cops haven't been able to locate a single Levelist body. 1549 01:31:08,202 --> 01:31:10,404 They still haven't found the fan who was at the gate. 1550 01:31:10,503 --> 01:31:12,239 -Just nothing. -Hmm. 1551 01:31:12,340 --> 01:31:13,908 -(PHONE BUZZING) -Um, sorry. 1552 01:31:15,876 --> 01:31:17,745 -Do you mind if I... -Oh, yeah. 1553 01:31:17,845 --> 01:31:19,013 Thanks. 1554 01:31:21,248 --> 01:31:22,550 Hello? This is Ariel Ecton. 1555 01:31:22,650 --> 01:31:24,018 Ariel. Guess who. 1556 01:31:24,118 --> 01:31:26,687 It's Soledad Yusef calling from sunny Malibu, California. 1557 01:31:26,787 --> 01:31:29,023 And how do you find yourself this Monday morning? 1558 01:31:31,625 --> 01:31:33,027 My love? Hello? 1559 01:31:33,127 --> 01:31:36,697 -What do you want? -Ooh. Someone's spicy this morning. 1560 01:31:37,965 --> 01:31:41,235 But I believe it's more of what you want. 1561 01:31:41,335 --> 01:31:42,837 Didn't you send in 1562 01:31:42,937 --> 01:31:45,506 six interview requests to sit down with Mr. Moretti for your novel? 1563 01:31:45,606 --> 01:31:48,743 Well, you're in luck. Mr. Moretti would like to sit down this evening 1564 01:31:48,843 --> 01:31:50,845 at the high-risk state hospital in Reno. 1565 01:31:50,945 --> 01:31:53,180 It's like a medieval torture chamber, if you ask me. 1566 01:31:53,280 --> 01:31:55,316 Honestly, these states should be tried for the way they treat people. 1567 01:31:55,416 --> 01:31:57,284 It's just absolutely abhorrent. 1568 01:31:57,385 --> 01:31:58,886 ARIEL: Soledad, you are aware 1569 01:31:58,986 --> 01:32:00,521 that your client, Alfred Moretti, 1570 01:32:00,621 --> 01:32:03,457 pled guilty to the murder of five innocent people, 1571 01:32:03,557 --> 01:32:05,760 tried to kill me, and is suspected 1572 01:32:05,860 --> 01:32:08,896 of leading hundreds of Levelists to mass suicide? 1573 01:32:08,996 --> 01:32:09,964 He's passionate. 1574 01:32:11,298 --> 01:32:13,634 Ciao, my darling. Take care of yourself. 1575 01:32:17,171 --> 01:32:18,939 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 1576 01:32:23,110 --> 01:32:24,912 (CELL DOOR BUZZING) 1577 01:32:27,114 --> 01:32:29,350 (DOOR CLANGS SHUT) 1578 01:32:29,450 --> 01:32:32,119 Salutations, as they say. 1579 01:32:50,271 --> 01:32:51,839 Oh, heavy. 1580 01:32:53,307 --> 01:32:54,708 Shall we get started? 1581 01:32:56,110 --> 01:32:57,244 (BEEPS) 1582 01:33:00,081 --> 01:33:01,882 Python. 1583 01:33:01,982 --> 01:33:05,252 -Excuse me? -Well, in your novel, you wrote that when... 1584 01:33:05,352 --> 01:33:07,288 the first day we met 1585 01:33:07,388 --> 01:33:11,258 that I was wearing cream-colored alligator boots, 1586 01:33:11,358 --> 01:33:15,129 but in fact, they were smoke-colored python boots. 1587 01:33:15,229 --> 01:33:19,100 Now, of course, that's an easy mistake to make for an untrained eye, 1588 01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:22,369 but, uh, I would never. It's unimaginable-- 1589 01:33:22,470 --> 01:33:24,238 In my "novel," you said? 1590 01:33:25,039 --> 01:33:28,142 In my 320-page non-fiction text, 1591 01:33:28,242 --> 01:33:31,779 your biggest gripe is with the material of your boots? 1592 01:33:31,879 --> 01:33:35,316 You know, it's just, a little constructive criticism 1593 01:33:35,416 --> 01:33:37,885 never killed anyone, Ariel. 1594 01:33:41,355 --> 01:33:42,524 Okay. (SCOFFS) 1595 01:33:42,623 --> 01:33:44,692 -(RECORDER BEEPS) -Um... 1596 01:33:47,328 --> 01:33:50,831 I didn't expect you to be remorseful like a normal person, 1597 01:33:50,931 --> 01:33:54,869 but I came here to try to report the truth 1598 01:33:54,969 --> 01:33:56,637 so that there's closure for the families and-- 1599 01:33:56,737 --> 01:33:59,173 (WHISPERS) And to sell a few more books. 1600 01:33:59,273 --> 01:34:03,410 -Well... -Ariel, while you circle around and around 1601 01:34:03,512 --> 01:34:06,213 the one question 1602 01:34:06,313 --> 01:34:11,620 that you most assuredly came here to ask me... Very quickly... 1603 01:34:11,719 --> 01:34:14,688 Primitive man chose their leader 1604 01:34:14,788 --> 01:34:19,026 in the same way that animals chose their leader... 1605 01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:21,162 uh, brute strength. 1606 01:34:21,262 --> 01:34:24,198 Yeah, I... I'm familiar with Darwin's theory. 1607 01:34:24,298 --> 01:34:28,135 Uh, what does that have to do with you being a murderer? 1608 01:34:29,538 --> 01:34:32,072 Man evolved. 1609 01:34:32,173 --> 01:34:33,374 Humanity evolved. 1610 01:34:33,474 --> 01:34:37,378 Um, it, uh, created government 1611 01:34:37,478 --> 01:34:39,180 and rules and law. 1612 01:34:39,280 --> 01:34:43,751 And with those things, then the criteria 1613 01:34:43,851 --> 01:34:46,887 for what was needed in a leader changed. 1614 01:34:46,987 --> 01:34:51,225 So, it went from this to left brain. 1615 01:34:51,325 --> 01:34:55,162 To be president, you have to go to an Ivy League school 1616 01:34:55,262 --> 01:34:57,965 and get a little Ivy League law degree 1617 01:34:58,065 --> 01:35:02,537 to signal to the rest of us, the peons, 1618 01:35:02,637 --> 01:35:05,372 uh, that this is the smart person. 1619 01:35:05,472 --> 01:35:07,074 But look at where we are. 1620 01:35:07,174 --> 01:35:10,144 Today's world is burning, literally. 1621 01:35:10,244 --> 01:35:13,948 Illiteracy is at its highest. We've never been more divided. 1622 01:35:14,048 --> 01:35:17,017 We have permanent war, and the list goes on. 1623 01:35:17,117 --> 01:35:21,690 So, clearly, the metric, this left-brain metric, 1624 01:35:21,789 --> 01:35:24,458 failed miserably. 1625 01:35:24,559 --> 01:35:27,494 But there is an answer. 1626 01:35:28,262 --> 01:35:30,231 A new evolution. 1627 01:35:31,332 --> 01:35:37,504 So, won't be this anymore or this left brain 1628 01:35:37,606 --> 01:35:39,574 but this right brain 1629 01:35:39,674 --> 01:35:43,678 where the most creative are in charge. 1630 01:35:43,777 --> 01:35:49,083 Look, I'm not just gonna sit here and act like I didn't find Stan's old article 1631 01:35:49,183 --> 01:35:51,986 where he referred to Tilt as overrated, 1632 01:35:52,086 --> 01:35:55,557 Bianca's rather unflattering paparazzi shots. 1633 01:35:55,657 --> 01:35:57,157 Not good. Not too pretty. 1634 01:35:57,258 --> 01:35:59,893 And let's not forget Clara's digs about your bald head. 1635 01:35:59,994 --> 01:36:01,563 And even you can't wiggle your way free 1636 01:36:01,663 --> 01:36:02,997 after murdering hundreds of people. 1637 01:36:03,097 --> 01:36:05,099 I didn't murder hundreds of people. 1638 01:36:05,199 --> 01:36:08,002 You didn't murder Stan Sullivan, Clara Armstrong, 1639 01:36:08,102 --> 01:36:10,572 Bianca Tyson, Emily Katz, and Bill Lotto? 1640 01:36:10,672 --> 01:36:12,406 Oh, yeah, I murdered them. 1641 01:36:13,708 --> 01:36:17,878 You should know your masterpiece, Ariel, 1642 01:36:17,978 --> 01:36:22,116 is also the introduction to our story. 1643 01:36:23,784 --> 01:36:25,553 No one will condone murder. 1644 01:36:27,488 --> 01:36:31,760 But if it's scandalous enough, they'll never stop talking about it. 1645 01:36:31,859 --> 01:36:34,895 Besides, you're not gonna stop becoming Catholic 1646 01:36:34,995 --> 01:36:37,398 'cause you read a book about the Crusades. 1647 01:36:37,498 --> 01:36:41,869 You're serving a life sentence five times over. 1648 01:36:41,969 --> 01:36:44,838 Why not just tell us where the bodies are? 1649 01:36:44,938 --> 01:36:46,574 Where are the Levelists? 1650 01:36:47,676 --> 01:36:49,443 Around. 1651 01:36:49,544 --> 01:36:54,882 We're spread out, but still connected to teach the young 1652 01:36:54,982 --> 01:36:57,151 and sprout new chapters, 1653 01:36:57,251 --> 01:36:59,587 to preserve dying crafts, 1654 01:36:59,688 --> 01:37:01,756 to inspire and comfort, 1655 01:37:01,855 --> 01:37:05,159 to fan the flames of raw enthusiasm, 1656 01:37:05,259 --> 01:37:10,898 to closely monitor those who obstruct the divinely burdened. 1657 01:37:10,998 --> 01:37:13,668 Not hiding but waiting. 1658 01:37:13,768 --> 01:37:15,969 Waiting to better tomorrow. 1659 01:37:16,070 --> 01:37:19,239 So, what was in the champagne glasses, then? 1660 01:37:21,275 --> 01:37:22,711 -Champagne. -(ARIEL SIGHS) 1661 01:37:22,811 --> 01:37:24,746 -Okay. -MORETTI: Oh. 1662 01:37:24,845 --> 01:37:27,014 With talent comes forgiveness. 1663 01:37:27,114 --> 01:37:28,882 The bigger the talent, 1664 01:37:28,982 --> 01:37:31,586 the more complete the forgiveness. 1665 01:37:32,620 --> 01:37:35,989 Level will grow and grow. 1666 01:37:37,891 --> 01:37:41,730 We just, uh... (SIGHS, CHUCKLES) 1667 01:37:41,830 --> 01:37:44,865 needed someone to get the ball rolling. 1668 01:37:44,965 --> 01:37:46,467 (SOFTLY) So, um... 1669 01:37:50,104 --> 01:37:51,740 Come on. You get it. 1670 01:37:51,840 --> 01:37:53,107 (SCOFFS) 1671 01:37:54,875 --> 01:37:56,076 So, why me? 1672 01:37:56,176 --> 01:37:57,344 Disco. 1673 01:38:00,481 --> 01:38:02,517 Two reasons, really. 1674 01:38:03,518 --> 01:38:06,120 One for us, one for me. 1675 01:38:06,220 --> 01:38:08,989 For us, we felt you were a pure vessel, 1676 01:38:09,089 --> 01:38:12,727 completely uncorrupted by success, 1677 01:38:12,827 --> 01:38:15,864 uncorrupted by cheap shots for clicks. 1678 01:38:15,996 --> 01:38:18,465 For me, while looking through your background, 1679 01:38:18,566 --> 01:38:23,705 I read a story you'd written about a school board lady. 1680 01:38:23,805 --> 01:38:25,939 -Remember that? -ARIEL: Carol Reggo? 1681 01:38:26,039 --> 01:38:30,177 That piece was less than 500 words. It was before I was even at J. 1682 01:38:30,277 --> 01:38:34,716 You wrote that her chin was 1683 01:38:34,816 --> 01:38:38,218 "delightfully inconspicuous." 1684 01:38:40,120 --> 01:38:43,457 And I needed my chin in good hands. 1685 01:38:46,761 --> 01:38:49,296 (MOUTHING) 1686 01:38:56,704 --> 01:39:00,174 TV HOST: Once in a generation, a tragedy so compelling occurs, 1687 01:39:00,274 --> 01:39:02,109 it grabs the entire world's attention. 1688 01:39:02,209 --> 01:39:05,946 Most people condemn the horrific events that took place a few years ago, 1689 01:39:06,046 --> 01:39:09,183 while a growing minority sympathize with the guilty party. 1690 01:39:09,283 --> 01:39:14,254 After all, Caesar's Request has sold millions of copies since its release. 1691 01:39:14,354 --> 01:39:16,256 But the one thing we can all agree on... 1692 01:39:16,356 --> 01:39:18,292 Our next guest is a star. 1693 01:39:18,392 --> 01:39:20,829 Her new book was an instant bestseller, 1694 01:39:20,929 --> 01:39:23,898 but unless you've been living on Mars, you already know that. 1695 01:39:23,997 --> 01:39:26,266 Ms. Ecton, good morning. Congratulations. 1696 01:39:26,366 --> 01:39:27,968 I'm so thrilled to be sitting down with you today. 1697 01:39:28,068 --> 01:39:32,239 I mean, Our Time in the Sand is such a daring, beautiful novel. 1698 01:39:32,339 --> 01:39:36,210 What does it feel like to have written the book that everybody's talking about? 1699 01:39:37,512 --> 01:39:38,713 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1700 01:39:42,617 --> 01:39:44,117 (WHISPERING) Ms. Ecton? 1701 01:39:48,489 --> 01:39:50,692 ( "DLZ" BY TV ON THE RADIO PLAYING) 1702 01:40:10,712 --> 01:40:15,850 ♪ Congratulations on the mess You made of things ♪ 1703 01:40:15,950 --> 01:40:21,556 ♪ I'm trying to reconstruct The air and all that brings ♪ 1704 01:40:21,656 --> 01:40:26,226 ♪ And oxidation is The compromise you own ♪ 1705 01:40:26,326 --> 01:40:28,395 ♪ But this is beginning To feel ♪ 1706 01:40:28,495 --> 01:40:31,365 ♪ Like the dog wants a bone ♪ 1707 01:40:31,465 --> 01:40:32,834 ♪ Say ♪ 1708 01:40:32,934 --> 01:40:38,105 ♪ La, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪ 1709 01:40:38,205 --> 01:40:43,578 ♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la ♪ 1710 01:40:43,678 --> 01:40:49,149 ♪ La, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪ 1711 01:40:49,249 --> 01:40:54,321 ♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la ♪ 1712 01:40:54,421 --> 01:40:59,661 ♪ You force your fire and then You falsify your deeds ♪ 1713 01:40:59,761 --> 01:41:02,697 ♪ Your methods dot The disconnect ♪ 1714 01:41:02,797 --> 01:41:05,265 ♪ From all your creeds ♪ 1715 01:41:05,365 --> 01:41:09,938 ♪ And fortune strives to fill The vacuum that it feeds ♪ 1716 01:41:10,038 --> 01:41:12,372 ♪ But this is beginning To feel ♪ 1717 01:41:12,472 --> 01:41:14,943 ♪ Like the dog's lost a lead ♪ 1718 01:41:15,043 --> 01:41:16,410 ♪ Say ♪ 1719 01:41:16,511 --> 01:41:21,950 ♪ La, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪ 1720 01:41:22,050 --> 01:41:27,287 ♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la ♪ 1721 01:41:27,387 --> 01:41:32,492 ♪ La, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪ 1722 01:41:32,594 --> 01:41:38,165 ♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la ♪ 1723 01:41:38,265 --> 01:41:40,100 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1724 01:41:40,200 --> 01:41:43,503 ♪ The long-winded blues Of the never ♪ 1725 01:41:43,605 --> 01:41:45,405 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1726 01:41:45,505 --> 01:41:47,107 ♪ It's curling up slowly ♪ 1727 01:41:47,207 --> 01:41:49,176 ♪ And finding a throat To choke ♪ 1728 01:41:49,276 --> 01:41:51,012 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1729 01:41:51,111 --> 01:41:54,515 ♪ The long-winded blues Of the never ♪ 1730 01:41:54,616 --> 01:41:56,450 ♪ Barely controlled Locomotive ♪ 1731 01:41:56,551 --> 01:42:00,088 ♪ Consuming the picture and Blowing the crows, the smoke ♪ 1732 01:42:00,187 --> 01:42:01,990 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1733 01:42:02,090 --> 01:42:05,258 ♪ The long-winded blues Of the never ♪ 1734 01:42:05,359 --> 01:42:08,596 ♪ Static explosion devoted To crushing the broken ♪ 1735 01:42:08,696 --> 01:42:10,765 ♪ And shoving their souls To ghost ♪ 1736 01:42:10,865 --> 01:42:16,269 ♪ Eternalized, objectified You set your sights so high ♪ 1737 01:42:16,370 --> 01:42:18,238 ♪ But this is beginning To feel like ♪ 1738 01:42:18,338 --> 01:42:21,943 ♪ The bolt busted loose From the lever ♪ 1739 01:42:22,043 --> 01:42:24,311 ♪ Never mind, Death professor ♪ 1740 01:42:24,411 --> 01:42:27,081 ♪ Your structure's fine My dust is better ♪ 1741 01:42:27,180 --> 01:42:28,950 ♪ Your victim flies so high ♪ 1742 01:42:29,050 --> 01:42:32,654 ♪ All to catch a bird's-eye View of who's next ♪ 1743 01:42:32,754 --> 01:42:35,422 ♪ Never you mind Death professor ♪ 1744 01:42:35,523 --> 01:42:38,092 ♪ Love is life My love is better ♪ 1745 01:42:38,191 --> 01:42:39,994 ♪ Your victim flies so high ♪ 1746 01:42:40,094 --> 01:42:43,564 ♪ Eyes could be the diamonds Confused with who's next ♪ 1747 01:42:43,665 --> 01:42:46,299 ♪ Never you mind Death professor ♪ 1748 01:42:46,400 --> 01:42:48,936 ♪ Your shocks are fine My struts are better ♪ 1749 01:42:49,037 --> 01:42:50,872 ♪ Your fiction flies so high ♪ 1750 01:42:50,972 --> 01:42:54,509 ♪ Y'all could use a doctor Who's sick, who's next? ♪ 1751 01:42:54,609 --> 01:42:57,177 ♪ Never you mind Death professor ♪ 1752 01:42:57,277 --> 01:42:59,981 ♪ Electrified My love is better ♪ 1753 01:43:00,081 --> 01:43:01,849 ♪ It's crystallized, so am I ♪ 1754 01:43:01,949 --> 01:43:05,452 ♪ All could be the diamond Fused with who's next ♪ 1755 01:43:05,553 --> 01:43:07,421 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1756 01:43:07,522 --> 01:43:11,025 ♪ The dawn Of a loser forever ♪ 1757 01:43:11,125 --> 01:43:12,994 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1758 01:43:13,094 --> 01:43:16,363 ♪ The dawn of a loser forever ♪ 1759 01:43:16,463 --> 01:43:18,166 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1760 01:43:18,265 --> 01:43:21,669 ♪ The dawn of a loser forever ♪ 1761 01:43:21,769 --> 01:43:23,571 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1762 01:43:23,671 --> 01:43:27,274 ♪ The dawn of a loser forever ♪ 1763 01:43:27,374 --> 01:43:29,143 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1764 01:43:29,242 --> 01:43:32,212 ♪ The dawn of a loser forever ♪ 1765 01:43:37,952 --> 01:43:39,319 (SONG ENDS) 130254