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You're coming down to LA.

Yes sir.

You're gonna be on pillow talk.

Hey, let's go.

First time here in LA.

Oh my god.

Any pair you want my friend?

I just want to make him happy.

You know.

He's going through a lot.

So his name is Jake Marshall.

Nice to meet you guys.

He messaged me and said Ryan I have stage 4 cancer.

And dream before I go is to.

Intro me to porn star.

Yeah, you're a rock star.

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Say you dropped my pole.

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Okay, we're all about to go get ready to film the podcast.

Jake has no idea but he thinks he came all the way down here just to meet Mickey and Kazumi.

He's kind of fucked up and he doesn't know so we're going to surprise him on the podcast.

Making Kazumi are going to say, I don't know what they're going to say but we're going to

fucking freak him out.

However, because of the chemotherapy and the cancer, I'm worried that his penis won't work.

So this is Jake's drink right here because we've been pre-drinking.

This is his beautiful Coco vodka which I'm a partner in.

Delicious.

And this is mango, the best fucking dig pill in the world.

So I'm going to put this in his drink and we're going to make sure he gets a fucking erection.

Here we go.

Do you want to see our boobs?

That's a good way to start.

Yeah, that's a great way to start.

Whoa.

Nick just got them.

Yeah, I just got them redone.

They're still a little, you know, but they're there.

You want to touch?

Yeah.

Okay.

That would lift you.

Oh, you.

It's been a little bit.

Oh, good for you, Jake.

Yeah, they're there.

Follow your dreams.

Jake, give a little, go.

You want a little, oh, they're dry, sorry because they're so stretched out.

You want to like make them wet and like then dry them, moist trays and with their saliva.

This is unbelievable.

Oh my God.

He's not a shy.

Go Jake.

No, he says shy.

He's a liar.

I'm a liar.

Go Jake.

Oh, thank you.

Okay, that was good.

I know what you look good, nipple.

Oh, good.

Good, good, good, good.

You look good, look at that.

Well, prove it.

Oh, do you want it?

Yeah.

She wants her to go.

Kazumi gets very jealous, very sexual girl.

Very sexual girl.

Oh, David is not shy.

He's going right for it.

How would you rate the, the movie?

So good.

He's good.

It's all so good.

Oh my God.

Yeah, he's so super good.

Why do you guys are fun?

You're on fire, bro.

You're a legend.

This is, this is legend, lady.

He could be the first ever cancer porn star.

Has that ever done been done?

I don't think so.

What are your friends saying?

Hey, your family.

Well, they didn't even believe that this was going to happen.

Neither did I, but yeah.

I've got a lot of friends that are probably

can't sleep right now because they know what I'm doing.

And then they're excited to, you know, here, but I don't know.

I got a good, I got a great backing.

And I'm sure a lot of them are going to disagree with this, but like, hey.

Oh, no, leave a kiss mark on his head.

I still feel.

Oh, this is a.

Yeah.

You know, we call it make a dick foundation.

Make a dick foundation.

There we go.

I'm sure there would be plenty of people with cancer to sign up.

Yeah, I'm sure you're like the person.

We're not handing this out.

Okay.

You're the luckiest bastard in the world right now.

Lucky a spastic.

Yeah.

So let me ask you this, be honest.

Are you a little nervous?

I am extremely good.

Yeah.

You don't look it.

You're doing a really good job.

You look like Johnny.

He looks like Johnny.

Yeah.

I'm trying to embrace a moment.

I've been really bad about that in my life and good things happen to good people.

So here I am.

I think you're a good person.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

So what?

So let's do it.

Let me suck your dick.

Oh my god.

And can I join in after?

I'll give you guys like a minute and I'll get in there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Because everyone deserves a Nikki Ben's book.

Can I stay?

Yeah.

It'd be an honor.

Yeah.

Ryan loves to watch.

Yeah.

Big watch guy.

You made this happen.

Okay.

So,

No, I did it.

Nikki Ben's does.

So you want to front seat.

You're full, definitely.

Yeah.

But if I see your hand in there,

I'm going to be like,

Yeah.

That's how it outs guys.

Okay.

So how do we do this?

Okay.

Yeah.

You want me to lead the way or do you want to lead the way?

Lead the way.

I don't know.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

I mean,

I mean,

like,

like,

see me direct me.

Should we move the table?

Maybe.

I think we're going to take one.

Yeah.

Okay.

Liam, can you come over the table, please?

We're going to take all that open.

Yeah.

Why is there so many open drinks on this?

Yeah.

Okay.

Do you want this?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wow.

Oh my god.

Your brain's going to take a screenshot when she,

when she puts it in her mouth.

Put it in my mouth.

Maybe if I were you,

I'm not going to comment.

You,

No, no, no.

Well, I would get started getting it blood flowing.

Oh my blood's flown right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

But hold on.

But I think I want you here so I can like.

Do you want me to?

Yeah.

I want you standing.

I'm here.

Oh, cool.

Standing.

Yeah.

I like that.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

I would say stand in the middle.

It's a friend.

Yeah.

So that way I can tap in there.

This is unbelievable.

Look at how many people.

Oh, it's hard.

Oh, it's hard.

And here's the word.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Sucking.

Came up.

Yes.

Fucking.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Get into it.

We're going to make an iPod pack.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm so happy.

Oh, fucking yes.

Yes.

It's just hard.

It was.

Holy shit, Jake.

Dude, fuck cancer.

Oh, dude.

Fuck cancer.

Oh, my God.

You're the man, Jake.

Oh.

You like that?

This is not amazing.

Okay.

I'll give it like their moment, you know.

Oh, yes.

Nicky's doing it.

This is so special.

Wow.

This is unbelievable.

What would be your up horn name?

Young Johnny.

I don't see.

I think I'm going for it.

So what you got to do is take this hand.

Okay.

And just slightly push my head in.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

But not too much, Jakey.

That's just enough.

Wow.

You fucking legend.

I love it.

How is it, Jake?

My blown, Ryan.

Is it better than a normal girl's blowjob?

Yeah, I've never had a blowjob like you.

I'm getting in.

Get in there, Kazumi.

Do I have everyone's consent?

Okay.

I've never had a double blowjob.

No, never.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Terry, get in here.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Get in there.

Like, slap it on my titty a little bit.

Yeah.

Yes.

No, no, no.

You're doing great, Jake.

Right.

Oh, my God.

Jesus Christ.

Make a dick foundation, my boy.

Oh, my God.

Make your balls in my mouth.

Nice.

You got a good cock on you there, Jake.

I appreciate you, my boy.

Can't bow for heads.

My head is a little bit on the side, and you'll...

Hey, you've already lasted longer than producer Terry.

Not too hard.

Too hard, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Oh, yes, you legend.

Just let's go.

I'm going to have my titties.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm just like, you got your titty.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I'm joining.

Yes.

Sticky with me with titties.

That's it, that's it.

Ooh, yes.

Yeah, that's titty.

No, that's titty.

Oh, fuck yes, Jake.

That's awesome.

That's awesome.

That's high.

This is hard, it's funny.

Yeah.

Can I do titties?

You all right?

Yeah.

Dude, I'm so happy you were wrecked.

Yeah, me too.

Mm.

I never thought I had a little bit of a jig.

You didn't just go get away from me.

You know, usually when I, when I crack jokes,

but this is just really hot and good.

This is really hot.

Like seriously, I got nothing funny to say.

This is just amazing.

Oh my god.

Mm-hmm.

You've never had those in half.

I imagine, no.

Especially if you're too much hot.

I mean, it's not easy.

I'm just wearing all the fucking planet.

Hey, that's a good day.

Wow, because, zoomy, that's a good one.

Yeah, I like that right there.

Zoomy's always trying to improve herself.

You guys ain't cut.

Oh, that's gotta be the best.

Yes, brother.

Jake, would you like me to shut the fuck up?

No, but just doing your thing.

Oh my god.

Do you, would you want to like,

fuck because of me?

Oh.

Oh my god.

Yeah, fuck.

Can you fuck?

Can you?

You want to find out?

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Here we go.

Showy?

I know, I've no Nicky Ben's, but I'm,

because zoomy.

Here he is.

Zoomy, yeah.

Cause zoomy does like sex.

Fuck it.

I want to see her tight little pussy wrapped around your cock.

Oh my god.

Are we going to have sex?

You want to?

Okay.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Okay, so how do we want to do this?

And I would go pants off.

Pants off?

Yeah.

They can like properly get in there.

Yeah.

This is so cute.

Those were his, that was his present day.

Those shoes?

Those shoes are nice.

I don't like them.

I want you to style me.

Liam, no.

We don't talk to others.

I want to get in there though.

Like I want to see what's up.

My pussy is so.

You're pretty pussy.

My socks on are socks on.

Oh my god.

I would go socks off.

Socks off.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I want to be that weird guy.

It was.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm really.

Or is it cute or like?

Yeah.

I like it on.

Yeah.

I like it on.

It's cute.

What?

It's made like.

I feel like it's like you're like,

you're like, really this is so.

It's like, I know.

You're like, I know.

This is so good.

I want to take you on a date and if I can.

It's always cute.

It's always cute.

Okay.

She's stuck in the one that nobelts in the sky.

This is so how cute.

Have a cute day.

Yeah.

I'm interested here too.

We have a better view.

That's my deck.

That's literally my deck.

Yeah.

We got a nice deck.

Yeah, bro.

Well, he probably does now.

I'm probably signed my take away to his desk.

That's pretty flat.

Yeah.

Yay.

Yeah.

Thank you for your service.

Thank you for your service.

Yeah.

Hey, you started all this.

Can I make it?

I don't really.

I don't really.

I don't know if you can.

I'm sure.

I'm not really a good titty fuck.

It's really.

Oh, yeah.

You know, I love titty fuck.

You love titty fuck.

Oh, I love it.

Me too.

It's my.

I find it a little awkward, but if they're into it,

if they pretend to moan, which is such bullshit,

anyways, like that.

Like that.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm just tucking like titties.

Yay.

I only got your dick.

It's so hard.

It's so fucking hard.

Oh, yeah.

It's like Johnny's been hard.

That's a Johnny's been dead.

That's a good girl.

It's my boy.

Oh.

It's so silly.

Oh my god.

All right.

Here we go.

Yeah.

Fuck her, Jake.

Jake.

Put it in.

Night gently, Jake gently.

I got to change my tattoo to fuck Kazumi.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

I'm going to move.

No, no, no.

Why?

You go.

I want your hair.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh, it feels really good.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to do it with my hair.

Oh, yeah.

Nice stroke.

Oh my god.

The e-nose, what is this?

Fucking right, he does.

I'm going to practice.

You can drop your tis on my ass.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I know.

You can suck in my titty hole.

Oh, fucking right.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh, fucking just so funny.

Yeah.

It takes a lot of fucking service.

I can tell he eats good pussy, by the way.

It's like he might say.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

So fucking hot.

Oh, you've been on there.

Oh, thank you.

You're so sick.

I hate to hear it.

It's so hot.

Is that pussy feel cool?

My pussy is just fucking great.

Damn.

Y'all don't break the chairs.

You going to come?

Yeah, you're going to come?

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

You're going to take the size of his love.

Holy shit.

What the fuck?

Is that three months?

I just said that.

Oh, it's just a very good one.

He's getting out.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

That's a huge fucking love.

Oh, my god.

Dude.

Yeah, that's just everywhere.

You got any?

Get in there.

Terry, get in there.

Thank you, Tom.

Get up in there.

Terry, boy.

What was the last time you care?

Holy shit.

That's a load.

It's been a while.

Can I?

I picked up my dress.

When was the last time you thought?

Actually, like, you said three months, right?

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Fucking awesome.

That's great.

What?

That was hot.

You're wanting to sit there.

Jake.

I'm so proud of you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my god.

I'm so proud of you.

You're in love.

I just changed the world.

How was that?

Did you like it?

I liked it, honestly.

Honestly, I was into it.

Yeah.

That's a good thing.

That's true.

Yeah.

Yo, seriously.

This guy could fuck it.

She said you're great at eating tits.

Well, I could tell, like, the way you're looking,

you're probably really good at eating.

Yeah, probably.

Oh.

Another day.

Do you want to see me?

Yeah.

Here, what are you?

What are you?

I'm going to get some clothes on.

Just put it on top or whatever.

OK.

Cover your dick.

Make it YouTube-friendly.

All right.

Those are already still a mortar of her.

I will have to wash those pants.

That's all right.

Oh, well, I'm glad.

Um.

That was awesome.

Wow.

I'm glad you used my vagina.

I can't believe that just happened.

You used to, you broke him in.

You used a real deal flesh like mine.

I don't like fucking shaking.

What the heck?

Did you like that?

Did you feel?

Here, let's get him dressed and then we can cut to YouTube.

OK.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I was going to release it.

Mike, that was 14 out of 10.

Please tell me there's no glitches in the cameras.

Nothing.

Everything's on tape.

I forgot to hit record.

I would fucking kill myself.

That would be it.

All right.

Where are you back?

All right.

Oh my god!

What the fuck just happened?

Oh, madam breath.

We smashed and it was cool.

You guys killed it.

Oh, we killed it.

We killed it.

Oh my god.

We killed it.

We killed it.

That was so good.

You were so good.

Thank you.

Wow.

Dude, you.

Do I have to kill your baby?

I think you should do porn.

Really?

Yeah.

How would you rate our blowjob versus the normal girls?

It's like they have the Olympics

and they have an average guy just in the race also.

Yeah.

I've never had an envelope job or anything like that.

So I mean, to compare them is not even comparable.

They both gave you the porn start blowing.

Yeah.

Unreal.

They didn't give the boyfriend.

Yeah.

Unreal.

Yeah.

First double blow.

10 minutes, 12 out of 10.

Yes.

Yeah.

That was my pussy.

Beyond great.

Yeah.

Tight.

Right.

Beyond great.

Tight.

Tight.

Like I'm telling you.

Where?

The common man wonders.

All the common man wonders well.

I'm no longer the common man.

No, you're not.

You're a fucking legend.

Honestly, I'm so proud of you.

Because you said you were nervous.

You were not fucking nervous.

Yeah.

Because I was scared by your dick.

And I seized the moment, man.

What party was it of Nicky flirty with you?

Did you get your erection?

I think when I walked through the door.

I mean, let's be real here.

We're like forever bonded.

You're like a body now.

Yeah.

I'm like number 80 for you.

Yeah.

How many got?

I don't know what my number is to be honest.

It's you dirty boy.

It got up there when I was young.

But like it's not like I was having any fun sex.

It was just like you know, the little kid's sex.

Right.

Oh no, whoa.

Now it's like, hold on little kid.

And like young, when you're young,

don't take that the wrong way.

That's weird.

That's for a phrase, man.

Yeah.

But yeah, I've never had anything like this.

Would you do this again?

Most definitely.

Yeah.

And my dick's out there for the world now.

So hey, if you guys like it, you might even just get more.

I'm already thinking, you know,

we should put this on sin party

and on other adult platforms.

And I would also love to shout out my GoFundMe.

If y'all would like to donate,

if you liked what you saw.

Well, you know what we're going to do?

I just like Bob.

We're going to sell this video this sex tape

because that was unbelievable.

Yeah.

It's a double blow job.

He titty fuck Nikki.

He titty fuck Kazumi.

And then Nick was on a period.

But all good.

She was a trooper.

And then he fucked the shit out of Kazumi from behind.

And then Nick, he got involved.

He was sucking her tits while fucking.

That was one of the best sex I've ever seen.

And I've been in a lot of poor sets these days.

Unbelievable stuff.

And that fucking load.

Holy fuck.

I caught the load.

See it, was it bad?

It was cute.

Biggest load.

Yes, absolutely.

Yummy.

So why don't we put this up on Simparty

and other adult platforms for purchase?

Let's do that.

And donate to his GoFundMe.

And donate.

Yeah.

And let's get donations for the GoFundMe.

Yeah.

Yeah.

How much are you in the hole now with the cancer treatments?

I'm not necessarily in the hole,

but when it comes to doing the hole out of state,

you're not insured out of state when you're insured by a state.

So this whole thing with me and St. Louis,

it's starting to add up.

We got to get an Airbnb for two months.

But how do people find your GoFundMe?

I would imagine we can get the link.

Yeah.

We can get a link.

We did not.

We'll put it in the YouTube bio.

Yeah.

Whatever it takes.

Obviously, you guys are in control.

You guys are the people.

Well, I did not expect this.

I look, this was not planned.

We need it.

This is mind-blowing.

Yeah, me either.

This was not planned.

I will definitely next time,

when I'm not in my period,

let you eat my pussy, maybe fuck me.

Oh my god.

What?

It's about a, you know, Mickey.

I'll be back.

That is awesome.

Yeah.

I'll be back.

Yeah, come back.

Yeah, I would love to.

Okay.

I just may not leave.

You were saying Louis.

Yeah, I got to go to St. Louis for two months.

But I'm telling you right now,

I'm going to be paying attention to what all you guys are doing.

And then, you know, hopefully.

If you want to do this,

they could get you in the scene like that.

And hopefully I'm going to get better, you know.

Like, even if I don't,

you know, this is something I get to mark off the list

before my day comes.

Well, this was the list.

It's every guy's list.

This is on every day's list.

Two of the biggest porn stars in the world.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And you've had three songs before, right?

No.

First season.

Oh my god.

I've been a very good boy.

I just, I don't know.

But every good boy's got his dirty little thoughts.

Hey, first, first Asian?

First Asian?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

First.

Yeah.

And I must say, look here.

Yeah.

Hey, first 800 CCs.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

First celebrities.

Yeah.

First TV.

Yeah.

Yeah.

First everything.

I mean, honestly.

And you guys got a first two.

Yeah.

Hey, first cancer.

Yeah.

I've never sucked anyone off before

who had cancer.

Yeah.

That's the first three.

Yeah.

No one ever told me.

Yeah.

Well.

No, but honestly, you impressed me.

You're good.

Thank you.

Oh yeah.

Because I thought you were a shy boy.

You're not.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Coming from you, that really means a lot.

Coming from all of you guys,

this means a lot.

So.

Before this, were you like drowning in Pussy?

Not really.

You know?

People are kind of scared of the whole cancer thing.

It sucks.

No, but pre-cancer.

She's wondering.

Pre-cancer?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, I did pretty good.

For myself, but back home, I'm just kind of one of those guys.

I don't want to be the guy that sleeps with the fucking everybody.

Yeah.

Because then everybody knows your business and shit.

So.

I don't know.

I just enjoy like being out here.

Living the fast life, you know?

Absolutely.

I was hanging out with Ryan all day.

This is the man right here.

He's made me feel like,

like a special human and he never even had to.

You know?

Yeah.

So.

We've been brothers.

Dude.

It's been a whole week together.

Brothers.

That's been three days long.

And it's not over yet.

Yeah.

Absolutely.

He's coming.

I'm bringing him to Vegas this weekend.

He's going to meet Lisa Anne.

Oh, he's so.

Lisa's one of my other favorites.

Nice.

Yeah.

I mean, this is a dream come true.

Like it leaves me speechless really.

I mean, this doesn't happen to people.

Aww.

What happened to you?

It happened to me and, you know,

it's probably going to take me a few days to process with the fuck.

Yeah.

He's just so grateful.

He keeps saying thank you.

I'm saying thank you.

No, thank you.

I've been having a really tough time.

And he's been helping me a lot.

Oh, yeah.

Your first day was really,

therapy for me more than you.

Yeah.

Guess what?

That's what brothers do.

That's right.

We take care of each other.

Yeah.

And, you know, there's one thing I could pass on to the people listening is,

you know, take care of your people.

Because you never know who you're going to meet.

You never know who's going to do things for you to make you feel special.

And it's great, you know, just love on each other.

Hey, and did you, because there's the stereotype,

I think now 2023 people are saying that porn girls are the best and the coolest.

Because of shows like this.

Yeah.

Thanks, Ryan.

Thank you, Ryan.

No.

But, you know, before back in the day, people think porn stars are,

they're not people that go to the grocery store.

Yeah, they're like not human.

Yeah, they're not human.

Yeah.

Did you expect them to be this cool and nice?

I didn't necessarily expect it.

I kind of just knew that you guys were already going to be good people.

I kind of followed just like, I kind of followed lifestyle.

I followed what you do.

I followed what you do, what you guys do.

And you do it with respect.

And it seems like you're great people.

So.

And I'll tell you, I'll say that you wouldn't believe that 90% are just like this.

Yeah.

They're the nicest people in the world.

Yeah.

Cancer people and porn people.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, you're the only podcast guy.

That's cool.

That is sad.

Suck it, Trevor Wallace.

Yeah.

I like Trevor.

I like Trevor.

I think Trevor's hot.

Really?

Yeah, he's sexy to me.

Go see him in person.

Oh my god.

Sorry.

I'm just a nobody.

So come after me.

So, you know, yeah, his other favorite.

So it was you, number one.

And then it was Lisa Anne.

And then it was he loves Las Sorema.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

She's got a little, yeah, that little spice about her.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But like I said, everybody's beautiful on their own way.

It was a good list.

I respect the list.

Yeah.

All of his names on there.

Canadian.

Honestly, like I wasn't a huge like porn guy just because, you know,

being a relationship and whatnot.

But you still watch your porn.

And I know who my go to is.

I've always made.

Let me tell you, porn people are the biggest celebrities in the world.

Yeah.

Everyone does watch porn.

Yeah.

And if you.

And if you Google the top 10 websites in the world.

Above Amazon and all this and that,

it's fucking ex videos and shit.

Ex videos.

I was going to go to these people.

Ex videos.

Yeah.

And he bins.

They're the biggest celebrities on the planet.

I want to say this.

So these are new.

They're still healing.

But you're the first guy to actually nibble on them.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

That's like stuck my tits since I've gotten them.

I don't know.

Yeah.

So I get to put that crown on my.

Yeah.

You broke my titties in and you fucked them.

No one's done that either.

So yeah.

Oh, you fucked her boo.

Yeah.

I appreciate it.

She's a prude actually.

She doesn't talk to anyone anymore.

Yeah.

She doesn't like you know, you don't do the Olaf

shoots girl girl.

What's the other thing?

Somebody does that too.

No, I do once in a while.

But you slowed down.

Like it's rare to be with Nicky Ben's.

That's what I'm saying.

Yeah.

You're not a 30 times in 30 days girl.

No.

Yeah.

At all.

No.

Oh, this is us.

Collapic.

Yeah.

Yeah.

This is it.

Oh my god.

That's a lot of fun today.

Yeah.

I'm honored.

I have never worked with you.

Oh my god.

So first.

If you guys ever want to do it again,

I would do it again.

I'll do it again.

We can even make out.

We just like rat and train on this guy.

Oh, we did.

That's so funny.

We went right for the dick on the one.

We didn't kiss.

We just went right on her.

I know.

I know.

Oh yeah.

I'm calling you man.

What a great day.

This is the best.

I say this a lot.

But this is the best episode of all time.

And I can't believe how great this went.

Thank you, Nicky Ben's.

Thank you for doing me.

Thank you guys.

Unbelievable.

Yeah.

We do have to do some segments.

You guys do drugs?

No.

You do shrooms.

I do.

You don't do any drugs?

No.

Nothing ever.

Uh-uh.

OK.

Coffee?

I'm allergic to alcohol.

Madlabs.

70 retail stores.

Madlabs.

Of course, California.

The best weed company.

How was the weed today by Madlabs?

Oh man.

Walking down the road.

Smoked a few of them joints man.

With Liam.

With Liam.

Shut up.

Um.

Set the tone for the day, honestly.

Yup.

Great weed.

Great product.

We love Madlabs.

And we love working with them.

So we do the same with them.

Because I got high.

So tell us time where you were

fucked up on drugs.

Oh, didn't you do acid a few days ago?

I did.

I went to a museum.

I went to a music festival.

And it was a wild experience, to say the least.

What is acid like?

I've never tried it.

Um, shit gets trippy, man.

Um.

Colors get vibrant.

Music gets intense.

So you can feel it in your chest.

And it's a really great thing to do

when you're around people you love.

Because you really start to feel.

You can feel the fucking earth breathe.

You can feel the grass.

You can feel the connection and energy

you have with people times 10.

Wow.

But it can go downhill too.

I've heard shrooms times 100.

That's what I've heard.

Yeah.

I'm less of a shrooms guy.

Because I've had a few weird experiences.

But if you know what you're getting yourself into,

don't recklessly do drugs.

I will say that to everybody.

Don't recklessly do drugs.

Right.

Obviously a lot of Ryan's fans would want to be

in your position.

What would you say like fucking in front of Ryan?

We're like fucking in front of people, but mostly Ryan.

Honestly, um.

This man's made me feel comfortable

just since I flew into town.

So it was an honor to fucking front of you.

Oh my god.

It was so many times.

It's an honor to get this tab for you, my friend.

Yeah.

I'm blessed to have good people in my life.

Dude, hell yeah.

Ryan has the best heart.

It makes you so nice.

Because you're so nice.

Honestly, you're really my two favorites today.

I'm going to show you guys so much.

Yeah, you guys just went from my favorites to like my fucking.

Yeah.

Hey, do you think you're going to watch

their porn more now?

How does that work?

Yeah, I'm definitely.

Because it's been there.

No, it's not going to be a been there.

Done that.

It's going to be like, damn,

I wish I could do that million times over.

He hasn't done me.

So maybe next time.

True.

Yeah.

And you can test it out.

Yeah.

I'm going to test all the angles out on Nikki.

Yeah.

Just make sure you use water-based lube, okay?

Okay.

I definitely don't.

Oh, and congrats.

Kazumi.

Now with flashlight too.

Oh, yeah.

To flashlight congrats.

Congrats.

Yeah.

People can buy our pussies in the store.

It's crazy.

I'm really good.

You know what?

We got a moldless cock.

Yeah.

We sure.

Oh no.

I thought I used it.

What should we name this episode?

I think make a dick foundation.

You screamed it.

Yep.

While getting the double blow.

I did.

Unbelievable.

Unbelievable.

You can say f***.

Yeah.

Well, let me just say anything else we should add.

I mean, that was the best f***ing pillow talk episode.

Hands down.

I'm blown away.

I'm blown away.

You're the best.

You're the best.

And you're the best.

You guys are the best.

It was so good for me.

It was so good for me.

Supermind.

Thanks for letting us do this here.

Liam Riley.

We love you.

Yes.

I'm Ryan Pano.

That's Kazumi.

That's Jake Marshall.

That's Nikki Bens.

That's the greatest pillow talk ever.

Let's do it next Tuesday.