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This is true because tonight we're having ourselves a three-way that's

3x urban legends for the price of

And they all focus on America's favorite play toy

What's the video camera

Home

Connect to the Bluetooth

I got to love a girl who appreciates staying in exactly

What's a cup of copper tops into the Handycam

One thing about Shelly she's not shy

It seems Shelly is wide open to this whole home video idea

Ankles to set

Stop the camera on its tripod

Dude I didn't need the visual

Anyway

Mike aims to camera at the kitchen counter

Then invite Shelly over to get cook

Heated

Smoking hot

The camera keeps rolling recording it all and let me tell you this Shelly has

Mike's loving her from her head down to her tippy toes

No

Mike keeps munching and kissing and licking away

Set an alarm for tomorrow

She bends over the counter and presents him with some hot tasty buns

The first pitch go

I like slows the pace in order to give Shelly a taste of things to come

Then it's balls to the wall Sprint to the finish line

Hot and juicy ball batter Bast

That's something you won't see on the Food Channel

Play some rock and internet site to ship your homegrown sex stuff

Amateur p**** yesterday's boner

Private videos made by private citizens intended to be viewed in the privacy of their own homes

Now even better

This video geek pops and Shelly's return tape

Only to discover

There's been a slight mistake

Instead of returning the rented show

Shelly brought the original camera master of her and Mike

Cooking it up nasty in the kitchen

Are you getting

He's getting it

One thing's for sure

Video Geeks no quality Cinema when they see

And

He's definitely Prime Jack material

Well what do you know

Entrepreneurs

This is sure to be the first in a long series of tapes these boys plan to release under the title

Girls gone wack

As for Shelly and Mike well they moved away

Would you like that

She's going to love this

Slam dunk

The local girls basketball coach

The environmental locker room for a private celebration

Yeah right can you say

Fireable off

They just kick some major ass

And now it's time to party

If they want to include their coach in the action

Coach Everhart tries to be casual about it

But then Jasmine grabs the team video camera

This is definitely going to be a party for the record books

Girls clothes magically disappear along with her inhibition

The champagne bubble bath but this just gets them all fired up again

Dribble bubbly from their Bodacious Boobies

We decided to keep the camera rolling to capture their final moments on tape

And there are some great moments going on in this wet and wild fun house

Coach Everhart always said

What happens in the locker room

What day is a locker room

Jasmine considered sitting this one out

Circling it over and over before it drops

Preparation is what got them to the championship

And chemistry

Yeah on the court and

No

And if there's one thing coach Everhart emphasize this season

And right now

These girls

Forming a daisy chain

All aboard the oral sex Express

This is turning into a clutch situation

And Jasmine knows when you're driving deep in your opponent's key

And you're looking to score

Turn to your coach for the next move

Is single the girls to switch to a Zone off

Erogenous Zone

You know

Nothing offensive about that dude

But he's tired of warming the bench and wants to start warming his would instead

Good thing Jasmine brings him in to get his game on

She knows there's no I in team

What's spells

That's a stretch dude

What you got the right idea

Coach Everhart is packing

But it looks like he's still got a few moves to show his girls

And over again

A good player needs balance

Ball control

There's something about winning that brings out the best in people finally

Tickles or rim

Well

A couple of weeks later

Jasmine's parents receive a package

They couldn't make it to the big game

Jasmine's wedding performance

And sure enough there she is

Driving the ball for a slam dunk

Mom and dad are stunned

Express is riding again with Jasmine as the Cabo

Looks like their baby girl has a really good shot of being named this season's MVP

Most visible p**** nice

I'm sure he was looking forward to his new coaching position in the men's penal system don't you mean

Pain

Same suggested phrase

Victoria sure seems to know a lot about cameras and Light

In a stream that being on TV since she was a little girl

Well Victoria decided to make it a reality

An invested quite a bit of cash converting her home

Into a mini studio

Cameras and recording decks scattered throughout

Not

Showtime

She starts off slow

Peeling away or clothes

I'm playing right to the

I'm liking this girl

Yeah but this chick's attention is only focused on one thing

If you cracked open the dictionary and looked up narcissist

Define Victorious

Victoria may be happy to oblige

Is Victorious got more than one secret hidden beneath a

You ain't kidding my friend

Only this time

Check the weather outside is frightful

Timer the weather outside is Fright

Repeat the light off

Tell me whether I'm wondering about is

Whether I can get a copy of this tape

In due time my friend

The next day

She had so much fun at last night's taping

Once again

Monica the sexy interns soaks it all in

Sure enough

The weather girl is really blowing hard today

Honor co-star Fred the anchor

And just as she guess

Fred feels right at home under the Hot Lights

And they shift positions to get the best camera angle for both of them

Apparently Victoria also has aspirations to direct

To brush up on current events

Victoria gets distracted by her own bad

It has to sneak a peek at the monitors

Play Anchorman Fred gets her attention back

It's time for the pump and grinders Newsboy drives into Victoria from behind

And is Victoria

What's the weather inside

That's a wrap

Patience my friend

What are you saying

Remember Monica the sexy intern

No don't tell me

Hey everyone's got a soft spot for a hot sex scandal

The weather outside is frightful

What's the weather

I wonder who's behind that

We're going to have nothing but sunshine

Sunshine

Play sunshine

Are sexy and turn Monica

Was clawing her

Knocking both Fred and Victoria

Right out of her way

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