Original subtitles

Ladies and gentlemen in the interest of National Security and Public Safety we highly recommend you do not

Utter a word of what you are about to see and hear for the events are some of the most highly guarded

You are about to discover

And more addictive than desire there is a unifying force to the universe

Michael

What's 1025

Let's finish this chart just a few more minutes

You don't want me to start without

Go ahead I'll be right there

Look at me Michael

Female Apprentice needed

Good night

Are Jesus Christ Sarah

Just a minute

I can come back later

My name is Jamie

I see what type of apprenticeship is this exactly the ad wasn't very clear

It's an apprentice for a sorc

Sorceress

That would make me

Well look at the time

What do you know about Michael

Lucky

I said I'm a witch

Am I correct

I am fine there's nothing wrong with me

That's why I specialize in sexual Magic

Sexual witch

Assistant sexually frustrated

Take one of these

Enjoy yourself clear your mind

Connect tomorrow and we'll talk

I don't really believe in

It'll still work

Put it in his drink this evening

Is it expensive

Considerate in advance on your first pay

I haven't even agreed to take

Pow

Sorry I'm late

Did you hear about the woman that just moved to the Garden District

Funny you should mention that

Everyone's talking about

Our Town doesn't need loose women

God wanted us to walk around naked he wouldn't have invented fig leaves

Cotton and polyester

Play blackstick and chicken feet got a hold of you dirty socks

How was your day dear

How about

I am really beat Sarah

Good night

You sure you don't want to

Not really thirsty

I'd like to do something else

I am going to go take

Make a call back

Materialize in the human

Call hunger of my desire be sex before my eyes

Well hello there I've been waiting for you

Tony

What's happened to me you just shed your skin With a Little Help From Me

Let me show you what you can do with it

Come on out

Go away

What are you doing in there

You didn't mention the side effects

Yes that's right

Well the first two and a half hours was fun but come on if you're not coming out I'm going

Aroused

Give me your address and I'll be right over

Take one guess

Take a quick fix

Where is

Well I still have an apprentice position available

Play teach me how to cast spells

Step aside Mickey

Here comes the new Sorcerer's Apprentice

Welcome aboard

Blue jay fly

Allow this potion to go Sky High

Is it supposed to make me fly

Is all about

Can you tell me how long

I want to be a

You've come a long way already

Why don't you have a piece of fruit

I just want to get better at this whole thing

What is this

Touch and taste spell I've been working on

So I figured why not take it to another level

I know

And you are

Peaches are for women

Add bananas are forum

That peach represents you

Add a whole new meaning

Listen to the phrase passion fruit huh

Do you think guys are going to want

Snack on their own bananas

Tony

Could you hand me a banana

Are men and women who

Find oral sex tasteless

I need you to drop something off over at the and

Some peaches bananas

A special jar of jam

Spell 38

Remember

Edible fruit I command to the

After just one taste

Actually an anniversary gift

Set alarm for 40 years

So I thought I'd add a little

Have a deliver

Good job

Had to lie down

I'm fine I'll see you at dinner

You don't have to change

That's very sweet

Have the power

Time to change

After just one taste the spell shall be

Complete and Rapture with the first person you say

I'm back

Did you make that delivery

Something

That's good

Hey Cindy you need some help

No that's all right I've got everything under control well hurry down everyone will be here soon

Bobby would you mind helping set the table please

Is is a good place there

Can you give me a hand with the appetizers in the kitchen

I just want to thank you again for allowing Bobby United to stay

Well the pleasure is all mine believe me

And please call me John

It's about time

Excuse me please

All right the turkey is ready when he's coming in with the finger foods

Hi guys

You're not wearing that

Well I didn't want to but I figured with company coming I should put something on although

Don't you

Cindy maybe you might want to go back upstairs and lie down for a little while

No I feel great

Thanks I'll take that

What the hell is going on here

Anything

Hi everybody hope we're not too early

This is my girlfriend

Why don't you help yourself with some appetizers here before dinner

Cindy

Looking fetching

Yes

Nice

And the stomach

Solid as a rock I have incredible muscle control

Enough to eat do you want to say something good enough to eat have you ever been with another woman

I guess I'm overdressed

Don't you want me

No

I want my wife

I don't know

I give up

And I don't understand women and I don't want to

If I never see another woman as long as I live

That'll be too soon

I'll make an exception

God you're hot

You're the most beautiful creature I've ever laid my eyes on

Johnny

I don't know what you were trying to pull down there but it made me realize

Yes I love

Do you love me too

Sarah did you get the address

Is everything that

No one will ever forget this dinner party

Holy shit

Later

And then you and I are going to have a serious

Talk about following directions

You are the greatest

Yes I know

At least we know the Andersons enjoy peaches

Come in it's open

Play Michael

What are you doing here

I had to see you tonight

I want to get with you

What the hell did you do that for

Michael came to me on his own that was his choice and I'm sure you didn't

I'm a big witch now

Cancel my own affairs

So when would you be leaving

Add 100 years after you

You woke up the neighbors

Very happy

My name is George Daniels I just moved in down the street

But I'm not here to complain about the

Actually I'm very happy to find someone still awake

You see the phone company hasn't connected my phone line yet I was wondering if I could

Make a quick phone call

Welcome to the neighborhood

Why thank you

Anyone you want me to be

Sarah new

Nice to meet you

I just want to let my sister know I arrive

B

Well I would except I haven't met her

No better time than the present

Are you sure you want to go up against me

Name the time place and challenge

First when he falls in love with

It's a deal

Put one night the sack with me he will be in

Don't worry

Yes

Yes

Good night

Thanks again

I promised I'd

Yes and I also know what it's like to be the new one in town

I just moved here a few months ago myself

When it seems like a very nice place to live

Would you like a tour

That sounds great

Should I pick you up about 11:00

Look forward to it

It's nice to meet you too

Good night

We agreed not to cast any spells on

Hey how you doing

What's

I need your help in the kitchen

What kind of

What kind do you think Jamie said I can rest today

I will

What's we cast the spell on her

She will be powerless to me

No spells will work on her

Except

Astro

I didn't realize how

It's just as beautiful as you

I meant the move

I guess you could say I'm on a personal Quest

Avianca

Thanks for a wonderful day

You're welcome

Can I get you a drink or something before I take you home

Are you two wholes

It's okay

You don't have to be ashamed I like nice girls

Women who have good morals

Well I felt something strange the first time I looked into your eyes last night

What was that for

Jamie what the hell is going on

I mean I don't

What hell of a body on you

Do you know how to throw it in my face right now

You can play this game

1

Where did she go

She

You're one very sexy woman

I thought you liked wholesome girls

You change my mind

What's inside of someone that really matters

Play music

Can you transform me now

What are you talking about

Make me a tiger like you said you would

Something's wrong

You can say that again

If she thinks she's going to invade my body

You made this so so

If you want something

I couldn't agree with you more

That's why years ago

I made up my mind what I really wanted

To become the most powerful warlock in the universe

And do you know how that's accomplished

By draining a witch's life force

Surprise

Holy shit

You can't go now the fun is just starting

Snow use that multiple orgasm I just gave you has made

You are far from the very first you see Jamie I have been tracking down witches for centuries

Jamie Sarah

I am so glad I didn't have sex with you well you kind of did enough

We switched bodies

You Haven't Seen the Last of Me

Thank you

Beginning of a great friendship