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Ladies and gentlemen in the interest of National Security and Public Safety we highly recommend you do not
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Utter a word of what you are about to see and hear for the events are some of the most highly guarded
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You are about to discover
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And more addictive than desire there is a unifying force to the universe
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Michael
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What's 1025
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Let's finish this chart just a few more minutes
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You don't want me to start without
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Go ahead I'll be right there
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Look at me Michael
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Female Apprentice needed
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Good night
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Are Jesus Christ Sarah
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Just a minute
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I can come back later
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My name is Jamie
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I see what type of apprenticeship is this exactly the ad wasn't very clear
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It's an apprentice for a sorc
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Sorceress
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That would make me
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Well look at the time
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What do you know about Michael
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Lucky
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I said I'm a witch
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Am I correct
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I am fine there's nothing wrong with me
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That's why I specialize in sexual Magic
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Sexual witch
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Assistant sexually frustrated
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Take one of these
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Enjoy yourself clear your mind
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Connect tomorrow and we'll talk
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I don't really believe in
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It'll still work
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Put it in his drink this evening
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Is it expensive
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Considerate in advance on your first pay
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I haven't even agreed to take
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Pow
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Sorry I'm late
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Did you hear about the woman that just moved to the Garden District
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Funny you should mention that
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Everyone's talking about
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Our Town doesn't need loose women
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God wanted us to walk around naked he wouldn't have invented fig leaves
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Cotton and polyester
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Play blackstick and chicken feet got a hold of you dirty socks
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How was your day dear
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How about
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I am really beat Sarah
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Good night
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You sure you don't want to
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Not really thirsty
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I'd like to do something else
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I am going to go take
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Make a call back
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Materialize in the human
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Call hunger of my desire be sex before my eyes
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Well hello there I've been waiting for you
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Tony
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What's happened to me you just shed your skin With a Little Help From Me
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Let me show you what you can do with it
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Come on out
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Go away
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What are you doing in there
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You didn't mention the side effects
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Yes that's right
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Well the first two and a half hours was fun but come on if you're not coming out I'm going
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Aroused
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Give me your address and I'll be right over
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Take one guess
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Take a quick fix
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Where is
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Well I still have an apprentice position available
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Play teach me how to cast spells
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Step aside Mickey
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Here comes the new Sorcerer's Apprentice
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Welcome aboard
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Blue jay fly
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Allow this potion to go Sky High
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Is it supposed to make me fly
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Is all about
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Can you tell me how long
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I want to be a
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You've come a long way already
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Why don't you have a piece of fruit
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I just want to get better at this whole thing
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What is this
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Touch and taste spell I've been working on
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So I figured why not take it to another level
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I know
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And you are
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Peaches are for women
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Add bananas are forum
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That peach represents you
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Add a whole new meaning
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Listen to the phrase passion fruit huh
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Do you think guys are going to want
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Snack on their own bananas
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Tony
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Could you hand me a banana
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Are men and women who
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Find oral sex tasteless
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I need you to drop something off over at the and
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Some peaches bananas
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A special jar of jam
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Spell 38
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Remember
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Edible fruit I command to the
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After just one taste
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Actually an anniversary gift
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Set alarm for 40 years
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So I thought I'd add a little
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Have a deliver
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Good job
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Had to lie down
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I'm fine I'll see you at dinner
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You don't have to change
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That's very sweet
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Have the power
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Time to change
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After just one taste the spell shall be
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Complete and Rapture with the first person you say
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I'm back
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Did you make that delivery
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Something
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That's good
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Hey Cindy you need some help
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No that's all right I've got everything under control well hurry down everyone will be here soon
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Bobby would you mind helping set the table please
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Is is a good place there
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Can you give me a hand with the appetizers in the kitchen
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I just want to thank you again for allowing Bobby United to stay
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Well the pleasure is all mine believe me
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And please call me John
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It's about time
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Excuse me please
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All right the turkey is ready when he's coming in with the finger foods
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Hi guys
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You're not wearing that
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Well I didn't want to but I figured with company coming I should put something on although
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Don't you
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Cindy maybe you might want to go back upstairs and lie down for a little while
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No I feel great
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Thanks I'll take that
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What the hell is going on here
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Anything
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Hi everybody hope we're not too early
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This is my girlfriend
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Why don't you help yourself with some appetizers here before dinner
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Cindy
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Looking fetching
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Yes
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Nice
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And the stomach
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Solid as a rock I have incredible muscle control
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Enough to eat do you want to say something good enough to eat have you ever been with another woman
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I guess I'm overdressed
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Don't you want me
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No
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I want my wife
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I don't know
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I give up
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And I don't understand women and I don't want to
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If I never see another woman as long as I live
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That'll be too soon
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I'll make an exception
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God you're hot
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You're the most beautiful creature I've ever laid my eyes on
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Johnny
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I don't know what you were trying to pull down there but it made me realize
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Yes I love
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Do you love me too
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Sarah did you get the address
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Is everything that
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No one will ever forget this dinner party
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Holy shit
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Later
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And then you and I are going to have a serious
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Talk about following directions
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You are the greatest
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Yes I know
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At least we know the Andersons enjoy peaches
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Come in it's open
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Play Michael
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What are you doing here
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I had to see you tonight
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I want to get with you
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What the hell did you do that for
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Michael came to me on his own that was his choice and I'm sure you didn't
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I'm a big witch now
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Cancel my own affairs
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So when would you be leaving
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Add 100 years after you
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You woke up the neighbors
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Very happy
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My name is George Daniels I just moved in down the street
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But I'm not here to complain about the
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Actually I'm very happy to find someone still awake
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You see the phone company hasn't connected my phone line yet I was wondering if I could
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Make a quick phone call
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Welcome to the neighborhood
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Why thank you
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Anyone you want me to be
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Sarah new
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Nice to meet you
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I just want to let my sister know I arrive
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B
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Well I would except I haven't met her
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No better time than the present
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Are you sure you want to go up against me
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Name the time place and challenge
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First when he falls in love with
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It's a deal
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Put one night the sack with me he will be in
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Don't worry
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Yes
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Yes
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Good night
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Thanks again
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I promised I'd
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Yes and I also know what it's like to be the new one in town
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I just moved here a few months ago myself
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When it seems like a very nice place to live
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Would you like a tour
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That sounds great
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Should I pick you up about 11:00
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Look forward to it
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It's nice to meet you too
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Good night
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We agreed not to cast any spells on
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Hey how you doing
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What's
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I need your help in the kitchen
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What kind of
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What kind do you think Jamie said I can rest today
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I will
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What's we cast the spell on her
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She will be powerless to me
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No spells will work on her
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Except
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Astro
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I didn't realize how
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It's just as beautiful as you
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I meant the move
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I guess you could say I'm on a personal Quest
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Avianca
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Thanks for a wonderful day
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You're welcome
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Can I get you a drink or something before I take you home
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Are you two wholes
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It's okay
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You don't have to be ashamed I like nice girls
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Women who have good morals
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Well I felt something strange the first time I looked into your eyes last night
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What was that for
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Jamie what the hell is going on
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I mean I don't
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What hell of a body on you
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Do you know how to throw it in my face right now
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You can play this game
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1
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Where did she go
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She
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You're one very sexy woman
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I thought you liked wholesome girls
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You change my mind
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What's inside of someone that really matters
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Play music
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Can you transform me now
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What are you talking about
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Make me a tiger like you said you would
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Something's wrong
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You can say that again
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If she thinks she's going to invade my body
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You made this so so
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If you want something
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I couldn't agree with you more
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That's why years ago
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I made up my mind what I really wanted
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To become the most powerful warlock in the universe
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And do you know how that's accomplished
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By draining a witch's life force
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Surprise
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Holy shit
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You can't go now the fun is just starting
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Snow use that multiple orgasm I just gave you has made
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You are far from the very first you see Jamie I have been tracking down witches for centuries
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Jamie Sarah
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I am so glad I didn't have sex with you well you kind of did enough
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We switched bodies
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You Haven't Seen the Last of Me
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Thank you
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Beginning of a great friendship
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