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# It seems today
that all you see #
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# Is violence in movies
and sex on TV #
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# But where are those
good old-fashioned values #
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# On which we used to rely? #
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# Lucky there's a family guy #
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# Lucky there's a man
who positively can do #
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# All the things that make us #
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# Laugh and cry #
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# He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! #
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# Family Guy 10x20 #
Leggo My Meg-O
Original Air Date on May 6, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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All right, ladies,
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let's pick teams
for dodgeball.
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Connie, would you like
to be a captain?
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Sure.
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I pick everyone
except Meg.
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Fair enough. Go!
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Oww!
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Hey, where's
everybody going?
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That's not how we end
this class.
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Good job today.
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Good job today.
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Great class.
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Nice hustle.
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Hey, how was gym class?
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Terrible.
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You know, I don't think
I can take
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another semester
at this school, Ruth.
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It's torture.
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It's worse than sitting
next to a baby on an airplane.
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So what brings you
to Kentucky?
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I'm visiting my family.
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Ah, family man.
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Me? Single
and ready to mingle.
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Tom Brunell's the name.
Insurance is the game.
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And right now,
the game is very good to me.
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Hey, I know!
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If you hate it
so much here,
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why don't you
come to Paris
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for a semester
with me instead?
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I'm leaving next week.
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You're going to Paris
for a semester?
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Yeah, it's a program
sponsored by the high school.
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My aunt even has
an apartment there
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that we can stay in
for free.
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Oh, my God,
that sounds so amazing!
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Excuse me,
I was wondering
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if you would go to the dance
with me on Friday.
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Chris, it's me, Meg.
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Well, that's everybody.
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We now return
to Ethiopian Hoarders.
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I don't know
how it got like this!
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Dad, Mom,
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there's something
I want to ask you.
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Can I go to school
in Paris
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for a semester?
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What? Paris?
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Hey, you know,
I have a pen pal in Paris.
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Would you mind bringing him
this letter?
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We're fighting.
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Meg, I'd love to send you
to Paris for a semester,
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but we can't afford that.
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But I can pay
for it myself.
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I've been saving up
from all my part-time jobs.
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That's smart of you, Meg.
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You know, sometimes I do
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part-time jobs
for extra cash.
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Gimme money. Gimme money.
Gimme money...
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You be careful,
sweetie,
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and call us as soon
as the plane lands.
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Okay, Mom, I will.
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I'll miss you, Dad.
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I've never been very good
at saying good-bee.
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Good-bee, Meg.
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And I'm gonna
bring you back
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something special,
little guy.
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Don't worry about me.
Just get yourself laid.
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Will you get me
French Stewart's autograph?
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Say hello
to the Pont Neuf for me,
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or as I like to call it,
my inspiration point...
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Oh, you're gone.
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And the family's gone.
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Oh, my God, we're
actually here in Paris.
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This is so exciting!
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Good day, foreigners.
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On behalf of the country
of France, we surrender.
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Oh, my God,
I love your breath.
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Hi, I'm Meg.
This is my friend, Ruth.
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Would you ladies
like to share a cab,
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Or as we say,
"sharre a cabbuh"?
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Sure.
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That sounds great.
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Oh, and please
do not be suspicious
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that I am
at the airport
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with no baggage
whatsoever.
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A cool name to say
with a French accent
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is Ashtahn Kootchere.
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Bye!
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Thanks!
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Hey, it's me.
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I've got
some fresh arrivals for you.
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How are they?
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On a scale from un to dix,
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they're about a trois.
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Wow, this place
is awesome!
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I know!
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Hey, you wanna dance around
like morons to loud music?
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I'll be right back.
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I've been holding in
a dump since America.
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Griffin residence.
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Hi, Dad, it's me.
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Just wanted you to know
I got here safe.
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And sound?
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Yes, Dad, and sound.
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Oh, good.
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The "sound" is what concerns me.
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- Oh, it's so amazing here, Dad.
- Yep.
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- You should see it.
- Uh-huh.
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- The apartment we're staying
in is huge...- Uh-huh.
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- and has an incredible view of...
- Uh-huh.
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Dad, something's
going on.
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Some men just broke in.
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Oh, my God!
They've got Ruth!
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And now, I think
they're coming after me!
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All right, Meg,
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I need you to listen to me
very carefully:
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panic.
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Pay no attention to detail.
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Let your mind race.
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Take short, rapid breaths.
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Then hide under the bed,
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but leave two of your feet
sticking out.
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Oh, my God, Dad!
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Are they gonna take me?
I'm so scared!
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Meg? Meg?
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I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want.
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But I have a very particular
lack of skills.
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I will never be able
to find you,
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but what I do have
is two dollars
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and a Casio wristwatch.
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You can have one of them.
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Drakkar Noir.
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These guys are serious.
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Lois, Meg's dead!
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Please, there's gotta be
something you can do!
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My little girl is
in terrible danger!
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Ma'am, the men
who took your daughter
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are most likely members
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of a sophisticated network
of human smugglers.
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If she's not found
within 96 hours,
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chances are
she's gone forever.
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Then we've gotta hurry!
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Sorry, we can't
begin our search
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until she's been missing
for 96 hours.
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Oh, my God! My baby!
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Yeah, there's a pretty grisly
sex trade over there.
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Usually we just end up
burying framed pictures.
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Oh, Peter!
This is a nightmare!
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What's going on
down there?
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Are they gonna find her?
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Doesn't look good.
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Stewie, I think there's only one way
we're ever gonna see Meg again.
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You and I have to take matters
into our own hands.
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What? What are you
talking about?
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Look, you're the only one
who's got the know-how
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and the technology
to help us track her down.
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Hmm. Interesting.
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Last week, all my gadgets
were "hooey,"
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I think was the word.
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- I didn't say...
- You said "hooey"!
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All right, I've booked us
on a flight
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that leaves in two hours,
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so, um, whose credit card
shall we put it on?
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Just put it on yours
and I'll pay you back.
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Yeah, I feel like
when that happens,
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I sometimes don't
get paid back.
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Like when?
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Jersey Boys, Morton's
Steakhouse, Foxwoods...
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Foxwoods and Jersey Boys
was the same trip!
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You know what? Fine.
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I'll-I'll put it
on my card,
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but I-I-I'm just gonna say
it's a gift
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because that's the only way
I can do this anymore.
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All right, the first thing
we've got to do when we land
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is check the apartment
where Meg was abducted
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and see if we can find
some clues.
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That sounds good.
That's what I was thinking.
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Excuse me, do you mind
if we switch seats
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so my family can sit
all together?
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No, we don't...
we-we don't switch.
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'Cause when we booked,
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they didn't have
three together...
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Ma'am, ma'am,
your poor planning
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does not constitute
an emergency for me.
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You'll see him in Paris.
Go sit down.
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God, Meg's kidnappers could be
anywhere in France by now.
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Well, we do have
one lead, Brian.
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I have a recording
of the kidnapper's voice.
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What? You do? How?
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I recorded
the kidnapper's phone call
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with the fat man.
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You see, Brian,
I record
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all phone calls coming in
or out of the house.
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Y-Y-You do?
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Yep. This one's
one of my faves.
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Hello, Fundamental Industries.
How can I help you?
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Yeah, um, is this... is this
Bang Brothers? - Yes.
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Oh. Okay. I-I-I'd like
to cancel my subscription.
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Uh, what's your name?
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Brian Griffin.
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And which site
did you belong to?
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Uh... Captain Stabbin'.
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And how are you spelling that?
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Uh... uh, "Captain", full word,
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then "Stabbin',
"S-T-A-B-B-I-N apostrophe.
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Okay, I'm checking.
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You know, in-instead
of a "G" at the end.
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I'm sorry, sir.
I'm not finding that site.
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Uh, what was the subject matter?
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Um... a guy
doing chicks on a boat
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in a, uh, captain's hat.
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Okay, I'm checking.
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The, um...
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the, passengers had, uh,
just signed up
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for a tour of the harbor
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and then
all that stuff happened.
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Okay, you made
your point.
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Well, this is where
Meg was staying.
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Oh. I thought Paris would be
a bit more picturesque.
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Instead it's just traffic
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and some big guy
using a jackhammer.
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But monsieur,
ziss is not a jackhammer.
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It is a "Jacqueshammer."
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Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-
ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-
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ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-
ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...
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Oh, God, it's worse
than I imagined.
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You know, maybe
it'd help
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if we just tried
to track Meg's movements
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from the moment
she arrived in France.
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That's a good idea, Brian.
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Let's try Google Earth.
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Worth a shot.
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There. Enhance.
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Wow, I never knew you could
do this on a computer.
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'Course not, you spend
all your time on this
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watching Captain Stabbin'.
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All right, we've got
to find this man.
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Let's see, this was
taken at the airport.
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He could be
some sort of lookout
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who spots girls
fresh off the plane.
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Yes, you're probably right,
Brian. Such scum.
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I'll bet they target
young girls
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the way Army commercials
target minorities.
254
00:09:49,269 --> 00:09:52,773
Hey. Other black guys.
It ain't so bad.
255
00:10:00,381 --> 00:10:02,299
Oh, my God, Stewie!
There he is!
256
00:10:02,350 --> 00:10:04,017
Hey, buddy, we've got
a few questions for you!
257
00:10:04,102 --> 00:10:07,888
Excuse me, but this is
a "smoking only" area.
258
00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:09,523
Oh, sorry.
Do you have a, uh...
259
00:10:12,126 --> 00:10:15,512
You know, I really only smoke
when I drink.
260
00:10:15,563 --> 00:10:17,931
Oh. Well, this is nice.
261
00:10:18,299 --> 00:10:20,066
This is a nice way
to do this.
262
00:10:20,134 --> 00:10:22,636
Look, we need to know:
have you seen this girl?
263
00:10:24,505 --> 00:10:25,839
Quick!
He's getting away!
264
00:10:28,993 --> 00:10:31,751
Oh, no, he's one of those
parkour, free-running guys.
265
00:10:31,786 --> 00:10:32,712
We'll never catch him!
266
00:10:39,437 --> 00:10:43,039
Oh, no. I have
chateau'ed myself.
267
00:10:44,575 --> 00:10:47,010
Damn it. He died before he could
tell us anything.
268
00:10:47,078 --> 00:10:48,044
Brian, he's
the first guy.
269
00:10:48,112 --> 00:10:49,713
The first guy
always dies.
270
00:10:49,781 --> 00:10:51,264
Well, I'm sure
he didn't work alone.
271
00:10:51,349 --> 00:10:52,883
Maybe there's something
in here we can use.
272
00:10:52,950 --> 00:10:55,101
Ugh, this guy has
a Velcro wallet.
273
00:10:55,169 --> 00:10:56,136
Grow up.
274
00:10:59,941 --> 00:11:02,292
All right, this is the address
that was in his wallet.
275
00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:03,677
Yeah, but how are we
gonna know for sure
276
00:11:03,744 --> 00:11:05,061
if these are the guys
who took Meg?
277
00:11:05,112 --> 00:11:07,714
Well, we have the kidnapper's
voice on tape, remember?
278
00:11:07,782 --> 00:11:10,138
Drakkar Noir.
279
00:11:10,173 --> 00:11:11,903
I can use the voice
recognition software
280
00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:13,771
in this recorder
to confirm a match.
281
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,555
Now, here.
Take this briefcase.
282
00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,375
We're Eastern European
cologne salesmen.
283
00:11:18,442 --> 00:11:20,043
We ask them
what they want,
284
00:11:20,111 --> 00:11:21,378
and when they say
"Drakkar Noir"--
285
00:11:21,445 --> 00:11:22,479
which they all will--
286
00:11:22,547 --> 00:11:24,181
we'll know
if we have our man.
287
00:11:25,466 --> 00:11:26,700
Drakkar Noir?
288
00:11:28,736 --> 00:11:31,638
All right, well, that's not him,
but this is gonna be easy.
289
00:11:34,575 --> 00:11:36,209
Well, gentlemen,
now that you have smelled
290
00:11:36,277 --> 00:11:38,445
all of our colognes,
what'll it be?
291
00:11:38,513 --> 00:11:40,080
I will take
some Drakkar Noir.
292
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:42,983
How 'bout you?
293
00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:44,351
I am disgusting,
294
00:11:44,418 --> 00:11:46,419
so I will take
two bottle Drakkar Noir.
295
00:11:47,688 --> 00:11:48,922
How 'bout you, chief?
296
00:11:48,990 --> 00:11:49,623
Hmm.
297
00:11:49,691 --> 00:11:52,392
Let me quickly grow beard
and think about it.
298
00:11:54,996 --> 00:11:56,429
I will take Drakkar Noir.
299
00:12:13,898 --> 00:12:15,114
What the hell
are you doing?!
300
00:12:15,199 --> 00:12:16,316
We haven't eaten
since the plane.
301
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,367
I'm starving.
302
00:12:27,844 --> 00:12:28,828
Where is this girl?
303
00:12:28,896 --> 00:12:29,863
Where is she?!
304
00:12:29,930 --> 00:12:31,697
We keep girls upstairs.
305
00:12:31,765 --> 00:12:33,799
I hope you burn in hell
along with the guy
306
00:12:33,867 --> 00:12:36,302
who came up with
stuffing a turkey.
307
00:12:36,670 --> 00:12:37,604
Hey!
308
00:12:37,671 --> 00:12:40,673
Who wants to try
some of my "Butthole Bread"?
309
00:12:42,726 --> 00:12:43,759
Meg?
310
00:12:43,827 --> 00:12:44,677
Meg?
311
00:12:46,463 --> 00:12:48,264
Help... me.
312
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:50,765
Oh, we're here to help
somebody else, sweetheart.
313
00:12:50,785 --> 00:12:52,068
Go, go, go, go. Don't...
Don't look at her.
314
00:12:52,136 --> 00:12:53,419
Don't look at her.
That was my mistake.
315
00:12:57,274 --> 00:12:58,808
Stewie, I don't see
Meg anywhere.
316
00:12:58,876 --> 00:13:00,009
Brian, look!
317
00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:04,898
Oh, my God!
318
00:13:04,965 --> 00:13:05,915
Meg!
319
00:13:05,983 --> 00:13:06,716
What the hell?
320
00:13:06,784 --> 00:13:07,851
Where'd you get that hat?
321
00:13:07,918 --> 00:13:09,519
Uh, a girl
gave it to me.
322
00:13:09,587 --> 00:13:10,737
Well, what did she
look like?
323
00:13:10,805 --> 00:13:12,806
She had a great
personality.
324
00:13:12,873 --> 00:13:14,040
That's her.
325
00:13:14,108 --> 00:13:15,475
Where is she?
Is she here?
326
00:13:15,543 --> 00:13:18,011
No, uh, they took her
just a little while ago.
327
00:13:18,279 --> 00:13:19,846
Every Wednesday night,
328
00:13:19,914 --> 00:13:21,081
they auction
some of the girls off.
329
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,182
Wednesday?
330
00:13:22,249 --> 00:13:23,249
What a weird night
331
00:13:23,317 --> 00:13:24,984
to auction girls off
into slavery.
332
00:13:25,052 --> 00:13:26,519
Well, you know,
on the weekend,
333
00:13:26,587 --> 00:13:27,487
people probably
have plans.
334
00:13:27,555 --> 00:13:28,722
Have plans?
335
00:13:28,789 --> 00:13:29,956
What are you doing
that's more important
336
00:13:30,024 --> 00:13:31,291
than buying somebody?
337
00:13:31,358 --> 00:13:32,409
Look, where is
this place?
338
00:13:32,476 --> 00:13:33,443
Where do they have
the auction?
339
00:13:33,511 --> 00:13:34,544
I don't know,
340
00:13:34,612 --> 00:13:36,379
but there is
a courtesy shuttle
341
00:13:36,447 --> 00:13:37,814
that runs
every 20 minutes.
342
00:13:37,882 --> 00:13:38,982
What?
343
00:13:41,085 --> 00:13:42,585
Aw, damn it.
We just missed it.
344
00:13:42,653 --> 00:13:44,020
What do you wanna do
for 20 minutes?
345
00:13:44,088 --> 00:13:45,021
Well, I don't know
'bout you,
346
00:13:45,089 --> 00:13:46,156
but I'm gonna work out.
347
00:13:46,223 --> 00:13:47,490
That's how you stay in shape.
348
00:13:47,558 --> 00:13:49,075
You just fit it in
when you have free time,
349
00:13:49,143 --> 00:13:50,343
wherever you are,
wherever you can.
350
00:13:50,428 --> 00:13:52,095
There's semen on this floor.
351
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,333
Stewie, look!
352
00:13:59,170 --> 00:14:00,103
We gotta get in there!
353
00:14:01,272 --> 00:14:02,655
Hey, got one more here!
354
00:14:02,723 --> 00:14:03,957
Oh, where are we?
355
00:14:04,024 --> 00:14:05,375
I'm from Atlanta.
356
00:14:05,443 --> 00:14:07,210
I don't know
where we are!
357
00:14:07,278 --> 00:14:09,345
Hey, you better hurry.
They're starting soon.
358
00:14:10,548 --> 00:14:11,614
You know what's messed up?
359
00:14:11,682 --> 00:14:12,916
This is all for charity.
360
00:14:12,983 --> 00:14:15,017
All the proceeds
are going to Oxfam.
361
00:14:24,411 --> 00:14:26,079
I hope we're not too late.
362
00:14:26,163 --> 00:14:27,097
You should not
be out here.
363
00:14:27,165 --> 00:14:28,965
- Bidding is about to start.
- What the hell?
364
00:14:29,033 --> 00:14:30,867
Stewie!
365
00:14:35,722 --> 00:14:39,392
The current bid is $200,000.
366
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:40,527
Oh, my God.
367
00:14:40,594 --> 00:14:43,163
Going once, twice...
368
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,598
Sold for $200,000.
369
00:14:45,666 --> 00:14:50,052
Remember: There is cash back
when you use your Visa Gold.
370
00:14:50,104 --> 00:14:53,520
Our next item appears to be
a late entry.
371
00:14:53,555 --> 00:14:55,246
It is not in the catalog.
372
00:14:55,281 --> 00:14:56,192
What the hell?
373
00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:57,927
All right, fellas,
bring the lights up a bit,
374
00:14:57,995 --> 00:15:00,530
play the CD I gave you
and let's do this!
375
00:15:00,581 --> 00:15:02,332
("California Gurls"
by Katy Perry playing)
376
00:15:02,399 --> 00:15:04,667
# California girls,
we're unforgettable #
377
00:15:04,735 --> 00:15:07,120
Ah, that's right.
You like that?
378
00:15:07,204 --> 00:15:09,572
I have $50,000.
# Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top #
379
00:15:09,623 --> 00:15:11,591
I have $75,000.
# Sun-kissed skin so hot #
380
00:15:11,675 --> 00:15:13,259
Thank you, Brett Ratner.
# We'll melt your popsicle... #
381
00:15:13,344 --> 00:15:14,911
Do I have $100,000?
382
00:15:14,962 --> 00:15:17,246
Oh, for God's sake.
$500,000.
383
00:15:17,298 --> 00:15:19,716
We have $500,000.
384
00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:22,577
Going once, going twice,
385
00:15:22,612 --> 00:15:26,139
sold to the man
who doesn't quite get auctions.
386
00:15:26,607 --> 00:15:27,941
That was so fun.
387
00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:29,525
How do you be paying?
388
00:15:29,593 --> 00:15:31,194
Oh, I, uh, I don't
have any money.
389
00:15:31,262 --> 00:15:32,562
Can we work it out,
390
00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:34,764
uh, maybe, some...
other way?
391
00:15:34,815 --> 00:15:36,182
Wait a minute.
392
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:38,384
Something doesn't
smell funny here.
393
00:15:38,469 --> 00:15:39,652
You're not Arab!
394
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,538
You two are coming
with me.
395
00:15:41,705 --> 00:15:43,006
This next girl is perfect
396
00:15:43,074 --> 00:15:45,375
for those of you
who want to buy a sex slave
397
00:15:45,442 --> 00:15:48,044
but don't want to spend
sex-slave money.
398
00:15:48,112 --> 00:15:49,245
Oh, my God, Meg!
399
00:15:49,313 --> 00:15:51,347
Wonder what music
they're gonna use for her?
400
00:15:51,415 --> 00:15:55,985
("Let's Make A Deal"
zonk musical cue playing)
401
00:15:58,088 --> 00:15:59,255
Huh, seems about right.
402
00:16:06,953 --> 00:16:09,204
Damn it. We were so close
to saving Meg.
403
00:16:09,288 --> 00:16:10,822
Hey, where's my sister?
404
00:16:10,873 --> 00:16:14,359
She's probably having
her shish kabobbed as we speak.
405
00:16:14,427 --> 00:16:16,962
I heard that from Samantha
in Sex and the City 2.
406
00:16:17,030 --> 00:16:18,830
Ah-ba-ba-ba-ba,
I haven't seen it yet.
407
00:16:18,898 --> 00:16:20,365
That doesn't hurt
the story.
408
00:16:20,433 --> 00:16:22,017
And now prepare to...
409
00:16:23,302 --> 00:16:25,087
We have a jail cell.
410
00:16:25,154 --> 00:16:26,371
I always tell them,
411
00:16:26,439 --> 00:16:28,373
"Put the prisoners
in the jail cell,"
412
00:16:28,441 --> 00:16:30,976
but they always say,
"Just chain 'em up to a pipe."
413
00:16:31,044 --> 00:16:32,227
Idiots.
414
00:16:33,129 --> 00:16:35,130
Hey, that was some
good teamwork, Brian.
415
00:16:35,198 --> 00:16:36,631
We were like Lewis and Clark
416
00:16:36,699 --> 00:16:38,684
and the guy who likes
to tip over canoes.
417
00:16:38,751 --> 00:16:40,652
Ugh, these rapids
are treacherous.
418
00:16:40,703 --> 00:16:42,604
We should reach calmer waters
by nightfall.
419
00:16:42,672 --> 00:16:44,189
Uh-oh!
Earthquake!
420
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:45,207
Hey, come on!
421
00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:46,492
Careful!
422
00:16:48,545 --> 00:16:50,328
Damn it. Why is he
still with us?
423
00:16:50,379 --> 00:16:51,096
I know!
424
00:16:51,164 --> 00:16:52,798
Until now, walking
to the other end
425
00:16:52,865 --> 00:16:54,967
of the United States seemed
like such a good job.
426
00:16:57,770 --> 00:16:58,670
There she is! Hurry!
427
00:17:01,557 --> 00:17:02,424
Stewie, what are you doing?
428
00:17:02,492 --> 00:17:04,459
We'll never catch
a speeding car on foot.
429
00:17:04,527 --> 00:17:06,061
Haven't you ever seen
an action movie?
430
00:17:06,129 --> 00:17:10,282
All we have to do is cut diagonally
across any nearby field.
431
00:17:15,555 --> 00:17:16,405
See?
432
00:17:24,914 --> 00:17:27,299
Aw, crap, they're taking her
onto that yacht.
433
00:17:33,339 --> 00:17:34,706
All right, we just gotta
catch up to the boat.
434
00:17:34,757 --> 00:17:35,924
Well, how we
gonna do that?
435
00:17:35,992 --> 00:17:38,827
Oh, cool!
They got Car Chase GPS.
436
00:17:40,246 --> 00:17:42,681
Back up dangerously into traffic.
437
00:17:47,570 --> 00:17:51,840
Proceed wrong way
down busy street for 500 meters.
438
00:17:57,730 --> 00:18:00,765
Say "hang on"
and drive down staircase.
439
00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:01,984
Hang on!
440
00:18:09,909 --> 00:18:14,079
Poorly edited shot where driver
is obviously stuntperson.
441
00:18:25,575 --> 00:18:28,209
Leave fart in closed car
like a dick.
442
00:18:28,277 --> 00:18:29,444
Sorry about that!
443
00:18:32,215 --> 00:18:34,016
All right, they're probably
holding her below deck.
444
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,934
You take the right side.
I'll take the left.
445
00:18:35,985 --> 00:18:37,319
You're gonna need this.
446
00:18:37,403 --> 00:18:39,137
What? I-I-I've never
killed anybody before.
447
00:18:39,188 --> 00:18:40,355
Relax, they're Arabs.
448
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,358
People will still be rooting
for you.
449
00:18:43,242 --> 00:18:43,859
Hey!
450
00:18:46,561 --> 00:18:47,496
Son of a bitch.
451
00:18:49,749 --> 00:18:51,850
Oh. This is like
a video game.
452
00:18:54,654 --> 00:18:56,421
Ah, I'm kinda good at this.
453
00:18:58,891 --> 00:19:00,842
Later, dink.
454
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,101
That's for shooting
one of our guys!
455
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,570
- We got you!
- In your face!
456
00:19:28,638 --> 00:19:29,788
- Our boat!
- Our boat!
457
00:19:29,856 --> 00:19:31,156
This boat!
458
00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:35,694
Let me go,
you fat bastard!
459
00:19:35,762 --> 00:19:37,663
I will never be
your sex slave!
460
00:19:37,730 --> 00:19:39,247
You misunderstand.
461
00:19:39,332 --> 00:19:41,500
I did not buy you
to be my slave.
462
00:19:41,567 --> 00:19:44,369
I bought you for my son,
and not to be his slave,
463
00:19:44,437 --> 00:19:46,605
but to be his wife.
464
00:19:46,673 --> 00:19:47,606
Wife?
465
00:19:47,674 --> 00:19:48,607
Faisal!
466
00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:52,644
This is Faisal,
467
00:19:52,712 --> 00:19:54,680
my son and the heir
to my throne.
468
00:19:55,915 --> 00:19:57,516
My father was correct.
469
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,885
Your beauty
knows no bounds.
470
00:19:59,952 --> 00:20:01,987
Fair goddess,
it is my hope
471
00:20:02,055 --> 00:20:03,522
that you will agree
to be my wife,
472
00:20:03,589 --> 00:20:05,357
but the choice is yours.
473
00:20:05,425 --> 00:20:06,692
If you say "no,"
474
00:20:06,759 --> 00:20:08,260
I will have you flown back
to your family
475
00:20:08,327 --> 00:20:09,728
on our private jet.
476
00:20:09,796 --> 00:20:11,229
But if you say "yes,"
477
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,198
I will spend
the rest of my days
478
00:20:13,249 --> 00:20:15,617
making your every wish
come true.
479
00:20:15,702 --> 00:20:18,954
Will you be my wife,
Princess Meg?
480
00:20:19,021 --> 00:20:20,989
Oh, yes! Yes!
481
00:20:25,812 --> 00:20:27,429
Nooooo!
482
00:20:29,013 --> 00:20:31,550
- Stewie?
- Hi, Meg.
483
00:20:36,213 --> 00:20:39,189
Oh honey, we are so glad
to have you back
484
00:20:39,264 --> 00:20:41,085
but you really don't
remember anything?
485
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:42,340
Not really, Mom.
486
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,275
I mean, one minute,
I was being proposed to
487
00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,011
by a handsome
Arabian prince,
488
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,212
and the next thing
I know,
489
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:49,114
I'm waking up
in a French hospital.
490
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,949
Oh, and we heard
from Ruth's parents.
491
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:52,584
She had her tongue ripped out.
492
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,754
I guess we got off easy, huh?
493
00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:56,955
Well, we put all your mail
494
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,756
on the desk in your room,
sweetheart.
495
00:20:58,824 --> 00:20:59,658
Thanks, Dad.
496
00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:01,392
I'm kidding.
You didn't get any mail.
497
00:21:02,393 --> 00:21:05,993
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