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Tyrannis: Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you
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for coming to this
grand unveiling.
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Miriam: What's grand about it?
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Joshua: I don't see a veil.
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Tyrannis: Well,
there was going to be
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an archway and a curtain,
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and my sister Stupendous
was going to be here.
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A military presence
would have really popped.
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Imagine I'm standing
under a grand arch,
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and there's a full military
guard and all this fanfare,
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and I'm pulling down
a huge curtain to reveal...
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Miriam: Our street?
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Tyrannis: That's what
it is currently,
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but it is the future home of
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Krapopolis' new Grand Boulevard.
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They have one in Corinth.
It's fantastic.
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Joshua: What's a "boulevard"?
Like a fancy cow?
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Brutus: Sounds like
a real snob!
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Tyrannis: A boulevard is
like a street, but bigger,
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with a garden down the center.
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I saw one in Corinth
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and it works like gangbusters.
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Kayleigh: What do
we want with a big street?
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Tyrannis: We can have
parades down it.
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We can march elephants down it.
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Joshua: Fancy elephants?
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Brutus: Oh, they think
they're better than us?!
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Tyrannis: No one's saying
anyone's better than
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anyone else!
This is all going wrong!
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The announcement
was supposed to be impressive.
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There was
gonna be a big military guard
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in ceremonial uniforms.
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Where the hell is Stupe?
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Stupendous: Uhh!
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Gus: This was a great call!
So fun!
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Stupendous: Right?
I mean, every once in a while,
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you gotta pick a fight
that's ridiculously easy.
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Enemy soldier: Why us?
We didn't do anything!
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Stupendous: We're getting
an easy win. What's it to you?
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Enemy soldier: Can you please
just get it already,
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then, if it's so easy?
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You've been
hurting us since morning!
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Stupendous: Aw, crap,
is it not morning anymore?
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Everyone, wrap this up.
We got a thing.
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I ran back here
for a dumb announcement?
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That's why I've been
training a drum corps?
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Tyrannis: You have
something on your shoe.
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Stupendous: All right, everyone.
Apparently,
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this wide street is important.
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Soldiers: Buh-buh-buh-buuuuh!
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Tyrannis: Guess you weren't
able to get those trumpets.
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All right. Anyway,
Scott, release the doves.
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Scott: I couldn't find
any doves. I got badgers!
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[Citizens screaming]
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Stupendous: Ya did good, Scott.
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[Theme music playing]
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♪
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Male singers: ♪ Huh ♪
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♪
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♪ Huh! Huh! ♪
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♪ Huh! Huh! Huh! Whoo! ♪
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Tyrannis: That's what you
were doing when you were
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supposed to be helping me?
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Just raiding an easy city?
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Stupendous: Yeah. It's called
a vanity raid. It's for morale.
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Tyrannis: I needed you
for a ceremony.
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Stupendous: Ty, look at me.
I don't do ceremonies.
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I'm built for one thing
and one thing only:
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ripping guys' heads off
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and shoving their head
down their own throat!
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Shlub: I've seen her do it.
she's the best in the biz.
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Tyrannis: Well,
the biz is changing.
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The biz is now ripping
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the head off civic duties
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and shoving the head
down the throat
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of showing up for ceremonies.
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Stupendous: I gotta say,
you made it sound
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as appealing as possible,
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but I'm just
not cut out for it.
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Tyrannis: You know what?
You're right.
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I can't make you
do that stuff.
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I guess this is how it ends.
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Stupendous:
"Ends" meaning we fight
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to the death, or...
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Tyrannis: No, no,
I'm saying
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we just can't
work together anymore.
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I guess it's time for me
to find a new Number Two.
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Hippocampus: I'm not available.
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Shlub: What is
that rock you're rubbing?
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And is it magic?
And either way, may I rub it?
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Hippocampus:
It's for my girlfriend.
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Deliria: The little wood nymph?
Branchy?
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Hippocampus: Daphne.
Shlub: That's still happening?
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It's been so long
since we heard anything,
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I'd rather assumed
it had petered out.
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Hippocampus:
Well, that's the problem.
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I've been so busy in the lab,
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I haven't been paying her
enough attention.
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But I'm taking her
to this place.
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The Cypress Grove Inn.
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Mineral baths, couples massages,
moonlight dinners on the beach.
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Shlub: I have no idea why they
call it the Cypress Grove Inn
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when clearly it should
be named "Bone Town."
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Deliria: Oh, that's
a much better name.
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I'd say Nymphy is
a very lucky lady.
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Hippocampus: Daphne.
Deliria: I'll call her
what I want!
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Shlub: So you're giving her
a polished rock?
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Well, that's about
the least romantic thing ever.
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Stupendous: Typical
science guy gift.
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Friggin' shiny rock.
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Hippocampus: Fine.
I won't give her the rock!
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Kayleigh: Hey! Dumb rock!
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Tyrannis: Thank you all
for coming.
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Once Scott has completed
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your medical evaluation,
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you can line up here
for the interview phase.
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Scott: I will be examining
your teeth,
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the shape of your head,
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and your stool sample.
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If you do not have
a stool sample, make one.
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If you try to show me
someone else's stool sample,
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I will know.
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If you tell me I'm just
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doing this for
the stool samples,
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that's going to cost you
another stool sample.
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Stupendous: Oh, good.
It hasn't started yet.
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Tyrannis: What are
you doing here?
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Stupendous: Ty,
the leading cause of death
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among kings is the guy
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they hired to help out.
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This is too important
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for you to decide on your own.
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Tyrannis: Thanks for
the vote of confidence.
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Stupendous: This is me
caring about you.
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Tyrannis: Sounds like
you not trusting me.
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Stupendous: Let me spin it
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how I want to spin it!
Who's first?
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Long-haired warrior: It would
be the honor of my life
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to protect the king!
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Stupendous: Dumb hair. Next.
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Satyr bellhop: Welcome to
the Cypress Grove Inn.
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Are you folks here
to save a relationship,
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or are you just starting out?
Hippocampus and Daphne: Save.
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Satyr bellhop: Oh.
Well, you've come to the most
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romantic place on Earth.
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We always say, if you can't
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fix your relationship here,
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you got no business trying.
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Satyr server:
Care for an aphrodisiac?
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Oysters? Chocolate?
Ginseng?
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Plain old grain alcohol?
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Daphne: Don't even need it.
Just show us to our room
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and I'll take it from there.
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Shlub:
Son! Welcome to the party.
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We got the room next to yours.
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Daphne: You invited
your parents?
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Hippocampus:
I didn't invite them.
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Shlub: Um, when you
get a chance,
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we've laid waste
to all of your hot tubs.
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Tyrannis: Stupe,
you can't keep overruling me.
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Stupendous: Guess what.
You're overruled.
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I found you a guy.
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Tell him what you told me.
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Man: My name is Zan.
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Protecting kingdoms has been
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in my family lineage
since before record.
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A blood oath to protect
from a decorated warrior
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such as myself cannot be broken.
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No wound of flesh
or mind would stop me
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from guarding Krapopolis.
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Stupendous: Ehh?
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Now, that's a candidate!
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Tyrannis: Pass.
Stupendous: Are you serious?!
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Did you see him?!
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Tyrannis: I do,
and I find him off-putting.
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He hasn't blinked yet.
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I saw a fly walk
across his open eye.
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Stupendous: That's because
he's looking for threats.
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Tyrannis: And he
doesn't see the fly?
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Stupendous:
The fly isn't a threat!
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This guy is
everything you want.
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Hey, Zan, are you castrated?
Zan: I can be.
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Stupendous: That's
a team player right there.
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Tyrannis: He's everything
you want, Stupe,
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but I'm the one who has to
be around him, so...next.
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Zan: It was an honor to be
considered. Thank you.
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Man: Hey! There he is!
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The man, the myth,
the absolute legend.
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Heard about the opening,
and I jumped at the opportunity
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to interface with you.
Let's chat about what I could
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bring to the table, how we
could level up your game.
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Stupendous: Sorry, weird bro.
We're looking for a guard.
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Man: Ooh, are you, though?
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Or are you looking for someone
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in the business of guarding?
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Ty, my guy.
You're the king.
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You gotta focus on
that king stuff
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and leave everything else
up to someone like me.
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And how do we do that?
It's called "brainergy."
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Krapopolis is
Vesuvius hot right now.
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People, business, culture.
It could be the next Corinth.
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Tyrannis: That's what
I've been saying!
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Man: Uh-huh! And you'd be
calling the shots.
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I'm just
the megaphone, big dog.
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Hey, you smell that?
It's inspiration cooking.
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And buddy, you are
a bread bowl of inspired. Ha!
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Tyrannis: Now, that's how
you pitch. I like this guy.
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Stupendous:
Are you friggin' crazy?
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He's obviously a backstabber.
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Do you not see that?
The greasy hair,
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the constant rubbing of hands.
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This guy is textbook
power weasel.
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Tyrannis:
Yeah, my power weasel.
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Stupendous: Zan is
the obvious choice!
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If you don't hire him, I will.
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Tyrannis: Be my guest.
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Stupendous:
All right then! Zan?
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Oh! OK.
Welcome aboard.
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Zan: I pledge my life
to serve you.
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Tyrannis:
Welcome aboard, um...
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Man: Uh, Wormius.
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And, bam, that's how
you do it, Big Dog.
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Tyrannis: Could you call me
"Big Dog" more often?
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Wormius: You got it, Big Dog.
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Tyrannis: Oh, yeah.
I like that.
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Tyrannis: I told Stupe,
we need an arch
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to pull this off.
I told her 3 times at least.
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Then I get there
and of course...
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Wormius: Lemme guess, no arch?
Tyrannis: No arch.
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No military guard
in shiny uniforms. Just me.
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And, as charismatic as I am,
I needed pageantry.
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Wormius: That is beyond
frustrating, Big Dog.
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We'll get things sorted.
Don't worry about it.
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If you want your vision of
a boulevard to be a reality,
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you should have the help
of at least 100 men.
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You're the friggin'
king, my man.
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You mind if I go ahead
and make some hires?
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Tyrannis: Of course not!
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I'm glad someone gets it.
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Wormius: Sick.
Oh, and, uh, Ty?
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When we're done here,
people will forget
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Corinth even had a boulevard.
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Stupendous: How's everything
going with your guy?
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Tyrannis: Fantastic.
Wormius understands my vision
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in a way that you never could.
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Stupendous: If that's
an insult, it's not landing,
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because I think
your vision is dumb.
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Tyrannis: And I think you're
a meathead for thinking that.
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Stupendous: Look at us
breaking up peacefully.
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We really know each other.
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Tyrannis: How are things
working out with Zan?
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Stupendous:
He's an absolute dream.
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Zan: You are my sun and moon
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and if I ever disappoint you,
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my life will be forfeit.
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Stupendous: No!
I want you alive!
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Zan: As you wish.
And if I ever die,
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I will kill myself
in punishment.
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Stupendous: This coulda
been yours.
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Tyrannis: And this...
could have been yours.
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Do you have to
hunch like that?
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Daphne: Ugh. How can
you relax right now?
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Hippocampus: What?
Oh, the parents thing?
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Daphne: Yes,
"the parents thing"!
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How can you be so casual
about this?
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Hippocampus: You're talking
about the two most
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self-involved people on Earth.
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I learned a long time ago,
if I get upset with them,
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they somehow take it
as a compliment.
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Daphne: So, you're not
going to say anything?
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Hippocampus: If I complain,
they get more obnoxious.
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Oh, and we're invited to
dinner with them tonight
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and I gave them a very
passive aggressive "OK."
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Daphne: OK, why is it that you
are the first to tell anyone
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when they're wrong, but you
can't do that to your parents?
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Hippocampus: Trust me.
Consequences of that
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are not worth the effort.
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Shlub: Did someone say
double couple massage?
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Deliria: I did!
I did!
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Tree masseuse:
Any problem areas?
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Spots I should avoid?
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Deliria: Yes, but I prefer
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a human masseuse.
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Tree masseuse: They said
you said no preference.
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Deliria: Well, I didn't think
"bark for hands"
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was something I had
to screen for.
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Why on Earth did you even
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get into the massage business
with those hands?
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Tree masseuse: I like
to help people relax.
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Deliria: Not with
those hands, you don't.
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Tree masseuse: Mm. I think
you're being prejudiced.
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Deliria: Yes, against
being rubbed by kindling.
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Tree masseuse: OK,
that's uncalled-for.
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Shlub: Darling,
I can do the rubdown.
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Hippo, Daphne, why don't you
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get on the table first?
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Tree masseuse: Is it
because I have aphids?
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Go ahead and say the word.
Say the word!
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Stupendous: All right,
warriors, look alive!
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Except Markus and Dimitrios.
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I know you guys are dead.
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What the?
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Zan: Soldiers! Ten-hut!
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Soldiers: General Stupendous!
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Your army is ready!
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Stupendous: What the hell
am I looking at?
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Zan: I hope you don't mind.
I've been drilling them.
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Stupendous: Oh, my God,
I've been trying to get
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these guys to do
straight lines forever.
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They're still
kind of transitioning
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from horde to army.
Zan: Yes.
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I've studied you, and I surmised
that this would please you.
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Stupendous: Well,
you got that right.
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So, you must know...
Zan: That you've always
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tried to get them to do
synchronized drills?
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Present...spears!
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And jab!
And step!
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And jab, and step,
and spin, and spin,
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and toss-toss-jab,
and march in a square
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and march in a square
and jab-jab-
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hands on hips, jab and present!
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Stupendous: This is
the coolest thing ever.
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Everybody, give it up for Zan!
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[Soldiers chanting "Zan!"]
Zan: No, no, no, please.
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I cannot accept this praise.
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I exist only
to serve my General.
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What Stupendous wants,
Zan does.
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Zan has no ego or agenda.
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There is no Zan.
There is only Stupendous.
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Stupendous: OK,
that's a little extreme.
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Zan: I have displeased you.
If you want me to march
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into the wilderness
until death, I will.
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Stupendous: No!
Could you just have them
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do the spinny thing again?
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Zan: Of course.
And 5, 6, 7, 8!
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Tyrannis: Wow! Wormius,
you absolutely nailed this.
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Wormius: You like?
Tyrannis: I love.
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I'm gonna go re-launch
this boulevard.
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Wormius: Bup-bup-bup!
Not yet.
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00:10:49,132 --> 00:10:50,315
[Trumpeters play fanfare]
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Tyrannis:
You got the trumpets?
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Wormius: Yeah.
Guess where I got 'em from?
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Tyrannis: Corinth?
Wormius: I got 'em from
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the place Corinth gets 'em from.
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Tyrannis: Sick! And you got
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people to put on
soldier costumes?
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00:10:59,308 --> 00:11:01,401
Wormius: No, no, Ty.
These are your new bodyguards.
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00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,161
Remember I said you needed
a staff of hundreds?
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You got your own personal
security team now, buddy.
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00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,073
Oh, speaking of, uh, you're
gonna need to pay these guys.
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00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,058
Is it cool if I go into the
coffers and take care of it?
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00:11:09,077 --> 00:11:12,228
Tyrannis: Oh, absolutely.
All right, here I go.
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Citizens of Krapopolis!
It is my honor
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to present to you,
our Grand Boulevard!
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[Trumpeters play fanfare]
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00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:26,851
Joshua: Oh, I get it now!
All hail King Ty!
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[Citizens chanting "King Ty!"]
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Tyrannis: Do you want to
hoist me on your shoulders?
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You can.
Joshua: You bet!
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Tyrannis: What's happening?
I want to ride shoulders!
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Wormius: Too risky.
You know how many shoulder-borne
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poisons they got these days?
I'm gonna have to dictate
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your movements from now on.
Tyrannis: Dictate my movements?
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Wormius: All the top kings
have their movements dictated.
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00:11:44,446 --> 00:11:46,429
Tyrannis: I wanted
a shoulder ride.
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Shlub: Oh, wow,
now, that's a spicy meatball!
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00:11:50,118 --> 00:11:52,043
Deliria: Meet me on
the ceiling, darling!
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00:11:52,270 --> 00:11:54,862
Shlub: I'm trying. I just don't
want to throw out my back.
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Hippocampus: It's almost over.
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The ceiling is usually
the last part.
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Daphne: You know
their sex routine?
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Hippocampus: Everyone does.
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Daphne: And you're seriously
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not gonna confront them.
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00:12:03,465 --> 00:12:04,948
Hippocampus: He's
a literal monster
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00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:06,207
and she's a literal god.
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00:12:06,301 --> 00:12:07,392
If they want to ruin my life,
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00:12:07,619 --> 00:12:08,468
they're gonna do it.
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00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:09,953
Daphne: OK, well,
if you're not gonna
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stand up to them, I will.
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00:12:11,380 --> 00:12:14,290
Hippocampus: Uh,
you can't just--Wait!
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00:12:14,383 --> 00:12:16,568
Daphne: Hey! Stop it!
Shlub: Dreadfully sorry.
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So rude of us to exclude you.
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Daphne: You two need to leave.
Hippocampus: Uh, Daphne...
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00:12:20,890 --> 00:12:22,556
Daphne: This is our
romantic getaway.
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Deliria: Excuse me?
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00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,226
Hippocampus:
This is not good. I--
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Daphne: Your son is
too afraid to say this,
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00:12:26,972 --> 00:12:28,062
but it needs to be said.
You are being
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rude, insensitive,
and inconsiderate,
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and you have turned a normally
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strong-willed man
into a scared son.
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He's afraid to stand up to you,
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which I'm finding very unsexy.
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00:12:37,073 --> 00:12:39,073
Deliria: Hmm.
I appreciate the correction.
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Daphne and Hippocampus: You do?
Deliria: Yes.
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Even though I'm a goddess,
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I'm not unreasonable.
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I'm always happy
to take criticism
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from a wretched, little worm!
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00:12:47,659 --> 00:12:50,159
Daphne: Aah!
Hippocampus: There it is.
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00:12:50,253 --> 00:12:53,104
Mom, could you please
turn Daphne back?
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00:12:53,331 --> 00:12:55,273
Deliria: When I'm ready.
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00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,684
Zan: General, please,
let me shop for you.
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00:12:58,853 --> 00:13:01,521
Stupendous: Zan,
are you dressing like me?
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00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:02,614
Zan: Yes, for there is
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no other way to dress.
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00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:05,191
You are the one true warrior
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and all of my focus is on you.
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00:13:07,436 --> 00:13:08,769
Stupendous: You could tone it
down just a bit, though.
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00:13:08,863 --> 00:13:10,029
Zan: All I want
is to please you.
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You're all I see!
All I think about!
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00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:13,699
All I dream about!
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00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,609
I just wish I could be
in your skin.
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00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:19,539
I wish I could be you.
Just literally become you.
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00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:20,857
Is that weird?
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00:13:21,026 --> 00:13:23,284
Stupendous: Uh...no.
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00:13:23,452 --> 00:13:25,094
[Fly buzzing]
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00:13:28,883 --> 00:13:30,457
Wormius: All right.
You'll be safe here.
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00:13:30,552 --> 00:13:33,127
This is basically where you're
gonna be most of the time now.
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00:13:33,296 --> 00:13:34,220
Tyrannis: It just looks
a little...
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00:13:34,372 --> 00:13:35,796
Wormius: Secure? You betcha.
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00:13:35,965 --> 00:13:37,206
You're gonna be staying
in here most of the day.
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00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,708
It's just easier
to keep you in one place.
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00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,209
You're too important
to roam around.
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00:13:40,303 --> 00:13:42,153
Tyrannis: But what do I do
if I want a sandwich?
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00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:43,822
Wormius: Great question.
You get all that
stuff through me.
428
00:13:44,049 --> 00:13:45,064
Uh, hey, guys!
Get those windows
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00:13:45,216 --> 00:13:46,307
blocked up for the king, OK?
430
00:13:46,401 --> 00:13:48,217
And how we coming
on those new door locks?
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00:13:48,386 --> 00:13:49,719
Tyrannis: Shouldn't the locks
be on my side?
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00:13:49,812 --> 00:13:50,995
Wormius: Nah-nah-nah.
You don't want to have to
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00:13:51,222 --> 00:13:52,555
deal with all that rigamarole.
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00:13:52,648 --> 00:13:54,223
Tyrannis: Yeah, see,
that's what I'm wondering.
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00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,225
I know you're here
to help me, which is great.
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00:13:56,394 --> 00:13:57,651
I just think it's almost like
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00:13:57,745 --> 00:14:00,746
now you're in charge of me,
if that makes sense.
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00:14:00,899 --> 00:14:02,507
Wormius: See, this is why
you're the big dog, Big Dog.
439
00:14:02,658 --> 00:14:04,917
That's a great idea. How about
you give me that door key?
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00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,570
Tyrannis: I...am thinking
that is not a request.
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00:14:07,705 --> 00:14:09,496
Wormius: Wow, I knew you'd
be great to work with.
442
00:14:09,665 --> 00:14:11,090
Nothing needs to be
explained to you.
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00:14:11,259 --> 00:14:13,426
Guys, help King Ty decide
to give me the door key.
444
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,170
Oh, and I couldn't get into
the treasury to pay your guys,
445
00:14:16,264 --> 00:14:17,763
so, I'm gonna need
that key, as well.
446
00:14:17,932 --> 00:14:21,084
Tyrannis: You need my door key
and the key to the treasury?
447
00:14:21,177 --> 00:14:22,418
Wormius: Yeah.
It's called delegating.
448
00:14:22,511 --> 00:14:25,088
Tyrannis: It feels
a bit like a coup.
449
00:14:25,181 --> 00:14:26,439
Wormius: Can't get
anything past this guy.
450
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,773
You're way ahead of me.
451
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,701
Tyrannis: [Gulp]
Wormius: Ooh!
452
00:14:29,928 --> 00:14:31,611
Did you literally
just gulp, bro?
453
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,613
Tyrannis: There was something in
my throat. The timing was weird.
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00:14:33,765 --> 00:14:36,023
Wormius: Sounded like one of
those "Oh, no" gulps, you know?
455
00:14:36,117 --> 00:14:37,617
Tyrannis: I can see why
you would think that,
456
00:14:37,769 --> 00:14:39,285
but there's something going on
with my throat,
457
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,771
some kind of spasm or...[Gulp]
Wormius: Oh!
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00:14:41,789 --> 00:14:43,606
OK, you're trying to tell
me that that one wasn't--
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00:14:43,775 --> 00:14:45,008
Tyrannis: It wasn't!
460
00:14:47,278 --> 00:14:50,638
[Gulping] OK, I gotta
get this checked out.
461
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,060
[Door opens]
Wormius: Morning, King!
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00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,286
How was your kingly sleep?
463
00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:58,638
Tyrannis:
Scary and claustrophobic
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00:14:58,881 --> 00:15:00,214
with strong hints of
absolute failure.
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00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:01,715
Wormius: Oh,
I think of it as snug.
466
00:15:01,884 --> 00:15:02,901
Anyway, here's your crown.
467
00:15:03,128 --> 00:15:04,218
Stick that on the old noggin
468
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,978
and, uh, let's go talk
to the staff.
469
00:15:06,131 --> 00:15:07,405
Tyrannis: The staff?
Wormius: Yeah, you gotta make
470
00:15:07,632 --> 00:15:09,132
some announcements,
throw your weight around.
471
00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:10,149
You know, tell 'em
who's in charge.
472
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,576
Tyrannis: Who would
that be exactly?
473
00:15:11,803 --> 00:15:13,803
Wormius: Ha ha!
Oh, fantastic.
474
00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:16,063
Love this guy.
Help him along, will you?
475
00:15:16,157 --> 00:15:18,141
Tyrannis: Hello, everyone.
Thank you for coming here.
476
00:15:18,309 --> 00:15:20,143
Wormius: Great. Now tell them
they're all fired.
477
00:15:20,311 --> 00:15:21,735
Tyrannis: They're all fired?
Wormius: There it is,
478
00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:22,903
straight from the horse's mouth.
479
00:15:22,997 --> 00:15:24,238
I did everything
I could, guys.
480
00:15:24,332 --> 00:15:25,757
[Crowd gasps]
Wormius: Now here you go.
481
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,574
Hand this back to me.
And, OK!
482
00:15:27,669 --> 00:15:30,244
You've all witnessed the king
handing me the official signet.
483
00:15:30,338 --> 00:15:31,763
Only the Hand of the King
wears it, and when he
484
00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:33,506
wears it, he speaks
for the king.
485
00:15:33,658 --> 00:15:34,599
[Crowd grumbling]
486
00:15:34,826 --> 00:15:36,083
Wormius: Oh, you and you,
stick around.
487
00:15:36,177 --> 00:15:37,584
You're gonna need to
build me a bigger office,
488
00:15:37,679 --> 00:15:39,178
but then you're out.
Sorry. My hands are tied.
489
00:15:39,347 --> 00:15:41,088
Tyrannis: You can't do this!
Wormius: Do what, King?
490
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,774
You wanna tell everyone
what's happening here?
491
00:15:43,001 --> 00:15:45,001
That you've lost
control of your kingdom?
492
00:15:45,094 --> 00:15:47,003
How would that go over? Hmm?
493
00:15:47,096 --> 00:15:49,021
Tyrannis: [Gulp]
All right, that one--
494
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,766
that was an "Oh, no" gulp.
[Gulping]
495
00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:54,118
And it set off
the other gulps!
496
00:15:54,345 --> 00:15:57,646
Ahh! Damn it!
[Gulping]
497
00:15:57,648 --> 00:16:00,625
[Hippocampus sighs] Could I have
another pure grain alcohol,
498
00:16:00,852 --> 00:16:02,685
and a leaf for my girlfriend?
499
00:16:02,778 --> 00:16:04,370
I warned you.
You're eating leaves now,
500
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,355
all because you didn't
believe me when I said
501
00:16:06,449 --> 00:16:08,591
don't pick a fight
with my parents.
502
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,094
You can't talk, can you?
503
00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:14,547
Hippocampus: You're probably
saying I got some nerve.
504
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,182
This was all my doing.
505
00:16:18,219 --> 00:16:19,626
Hippocampus: Now you're
probably saying the problem is
506
00:16:19,721 --> 00:16:21,813
I didn't have any nerve.
You at least tried.
507
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,130
You stood up for yourself.
508
00:16:23,224 --> 00:16:24,874
Even now, as a caterpillar,
509
00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:27,235
you've got more backbone
than I'll ever have.
510
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,061
Hippocampus: You're right!
511
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,880
Nerve has
never been the problem.
512
00:16:30,898 --> 00:16:35,034
The problem was I lost track
of what's important!
513
00:16:36,387 --> 00:16:38,812
Hippocampus: You know what?
I just might!
514
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,406
[Deliria and Shlub laughing]
515
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,000
Hippocampus: Mom, Dad,
I want to be here
516
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,559
alone with my girlfriend.
517
00:16:43,652 --> 00:16:44,985
You may not
understand boundaries,
518
00:16:45,154 --> 00:16:47,063
but I demand them!
519
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,914
Deliria: Do you know
who you're talking to?
520
00:16:49,158 --> 00:16:50,341
Hippocampus: Yes!
And I'm not a god,
521
00:16:50,568 --> 00:16:53,085
but I'm your son, and I'm
telling you to leave.
522
00:16:53,254 --> 00:16:55,162
Deliria: Well...I...
Hippocampus: And you need to
523
00:16:55,256 --> 00:16:56,756
turn her back.
Shlub: Are you sure?
524
00:16:56,924 --> 00:16:58,241
A caterpillar can go places
525
00:16:58,259 --> 00:16:59,909
Drafty would never fit.
526
00:17:00,078 --> 00:17:02,503
Hippocampus: Daphne.
Turn her back.
527
00:17:02,671 --> 00:17:06,006
Deliria: Fine, if she
apologizes for insulting me.
528
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,750
Hippocampus: She will
not apologize
529
00:17:07,919 --> 00:17:10,028
and you will turn her back.
530
00:17:11,089 --> 00:17:13,031
In fact,
you'll apologize to her!
531
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,849
Oh--OK, OK.
I'll apologize to her.
532
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,160
Deliria: Ugh.
533
00:17:18,112 --> 00:17:22,615
Daphne: Oh, Hippo.
I love leaf.
534
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,459
Do you know where leaf?
535
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,769
Wormius:
What a productive day.
536
00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:28,195
Look at you,
getting stuff done.
537
00:17:28,289 --> 00:17:29,530
Night night!
Tyrannis: I just woke up!
538
00:17:29,624 --> 00:17:31,883
Wormius: Yup. Big day tomorrow.
Get some sleep!
539
00:17:32,944 --> 00:17:34,460
Guard: You think he
would ever try to escape?
540
00:17:34,629 --> 00:17:36,370
Wormius: Oh, well, the only
way out of that room
541
00:17:36,464 --> 00:17:37,963
is through the toilet.
I don't think he's that dumb.
542
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,057
Tyrannis: Oh, God,
oh, God, oh, God,
543
00:17:39,284 --> 00:17:40,132
oh, God, oh, God.
544
00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:41,133
No, no, no, not good.
545
00:17:41,286 --> 00:17:42,635
Dirty, dirty, nasty, nasty,
546
00:17:42,878 --> 00:17:44,729
ew, ew, ew, ew, ew...
547
00:17:44,956 --> 00:17:47,023
Aah! Oh!
548
00:17:50,628 --> 00:17:52,311
Stupendous: Zan?
Zan: Oh, General,
549
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,738
I was just collecting your hair.
550
00:17:53,965 --> 00:17:55,222
If that's not OK,
I'll kill myself.
551
00:17:55,391 --> 00:17:57,817
Stupendous: It's not OK,
and don't kill yourself.
552
00:17:57,969 --> 00:17:59,468
Zan: But I just
want to be you!
553
00:17:59,562 --> 00:18:02,638
All I want to be in life
is you, Stupendous!
554
00:18:02,807 --> 00:18:04,690
Stupendous: You need to stop.
Zan: I can't!
555
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,234
And if I were you,
I'd tell me the same thing!
556
00:18:07,328 --> 00:18:10,070
I'm so devoted to you,
I'm losing myself!
557
00:18:10,164 --> 00:18:11,756
It's happened before.
My name's not even Zan.
558
00:18:11,999 --> 00:18:13,407
That was the last guy
I worked for.
559
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,075
Tyrannis: Stupe, I need you.
Stupendous: Ty!
560
00:18:15,169 --> 00:18:16,986
Where have you been,
and why do you smell like that?
561
00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:18,579
Tyrannis: I was inside
the toilet, and...
562
00:18:18,747 --> 00:18:21,248
I was inside the toilet.
Stupendous: Got it.
563
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,600
Tyrannis:
I completely screwed up.
564
00:18:22,827 --> 00:18:24,602
That guy stole the kingdom
right out from under me.
565
00:18:24,829 --> 00:18:27,421
He seduced me with smooth talk,
and now I'm a puppet king,
566
00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:29,941
locked in my bedroom.
I should never have fired you!
567
00:18:30,168 --> 00:18:31,500
Stupendous:
You didn't fire me.
568
00:18:31,594 --> 00:18:33,002
Tyrannis: I certainly did,
but I shouldn't have.
569
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:34,170
Stupendous: Nope, I quit,
570
00:18:34,263 --> 00:18:35,446
but I shouldn't have.
571
00:18:35,673 --> 00:18:36,948
Tyrannis: Pretty sure
I fired you, even though
572
00:18:37,175 --> 00:18:38,691
I really got my comeuppance
for it.
573
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,343
Stupendous: No way you would
have had the balls to fire me.
574
00:18:40,436 --> 00:18:41,510
I broke it off first.
575
00:18:41,529 --> 00:18:43,346
And, boy,
did I pay the price for it.
576
00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:45,105
Zan: Hey, brother.
There's two of me now,
577
00:18:45,274 --> 00:18:46,532
by the way.
Pretty cool.
578
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:47,941
Two identical Stupes.
579
00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:50,035
Tyrannis: Did you...
Zan: Gouge out my own eye?
580
00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:53,339
No, because I never had it.
I'm a cyclops!
581
00:18:55,026 --> 00:18:56,208
Tyrannis: All right, I think
the prices we both paid
582
00:18:56,361 --> 00:18:57,985
are about equal.
I lost my kingdom
583
00:18:58,045 --> 00:18:59,453
and you've got whatever that is.
584
00:18:59,547 --> 00:19:01,305
Either way, I'm sorry,
for firing you.
585
00:19:01,532 --> 00:19:02,865
Stupendous: So am I,
for quitting,
586
00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:04,216
because you didn't fire me.
587
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,476
Tyrannis: Yes, I did.
Stupendous: No, you didn't.
588
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:06,627
Tyrannis: Yes, I did. So,
589
00:19:06,795 --> 00:19:07,645
how do we get out of this?
590
00:19:07,872 --> 00:19:08,980
You go in and fight my battle
591
00:19:09,207 --> 00:19:10,314
for me like the good, old days?
592
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,649
Stupendous: No.
Wormius has, like,
593
00:19:11,876 --> 00:19:12,725
a million goons now,
594
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:13,985
and I'm just me.
595
00:19:14,212 --> 00:19:15,486
Wait a minute...
596
00:19:16,472 --> 00:19:18,972
Wormius: Gentlemen, a toast!
Guards: Hear, hear!
597
00:19:19,066 --> 00:19:21,717
Wormius: I gotta say, this was
probably our easiest one yet.
598
00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:24,236
I mean, did you see him
when he handed me the keys?
599
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,739
No struggle at all!
[Guards laugh]
600
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,833
Wormius: Oh, it's great
taking advantage of people.
601
00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:30,726
I just play to their
vanity, and they
602
00:19:30,819 --> 00:19:32,061
practically fleece themselves.
603
00:19:32,154 --> 00:19:33,229
I mean,
you know all this.
604
00:19:33,322 --> 00:19:34,563
I just love talking about it.
605
00:19:34,657 --> 00:19:35,506
Guard: No, no, we love
606
00:19:35,733 --> 00:19:36,732
talking about it, too!
607
00:19:36,825 --> 00:19:38,176
Wormius: Booyah!
OK, let's, uh,
608
00:19:38,327 --> 00:19:41,070
split the loot, head out.
Uh-oh.
609
00:19:41,163 --> 00:19:43,239
Someone's not where
they're supposed to be.
610
00:19:43,332 --> 00:19:45,349
Tyrannis: Yeah. You.
611
00:19:45,576 --> 00:19:47,076
Wormius: Ahahaha!
612
00:19:47,094 --> 00:19:48,502
What are ya--
what are ya thinkin'?
613
00:19:48,671 --> 00:19:51,430
There are a ton of us
and just one of you.
614
00:19:51,599 --> 00:19:54,934
Stupendous: Actually two.
[Cup clatters on floor]
615
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,486
[Stupendous and guards
screaming]
616
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,092
Tyrannis: Seems like you two
have it under control.
617
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,851
I would just be
in your way at this point.
618
00:20:04,946 --> 00:20:06,595
Don't need another
body in the mix.
619
00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:08,855
Stupendous: Uhh!
Tyrannis: I know once you're
620
00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:11,358
fighting with a partner,
you get in a flow.
621
00:20:11,452 --> 00:20:12,710
Wouldn't want to mess that up.
622
00:20:12,937 --> 00:20:14,103
Really the smart move here is
623
00:20:14,196 --> 00:20:15,955
for one of us to stay fresh.
624
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,049
Probably should go back
and get my sword.
625
00:20:18,276 --> 00:20:20,459
That's what I should do.
I'll just...head out and--
626
00:20:20,628 --> 00:20:22,127
Oh, excellent,
you've got it done.
627
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,797
Well done, you two.
Well, well done, us, really.
628
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,206
So, I've got
my Number Two back?
629
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,634
Stupendous: If I've
got my king back.
630
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:34,139
Zan: Oh, I'll just
get right in...Mmmm.
631
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:35,524
Tyrannis: Not weird at all.
632
00:20:40,723 --> 00:20:44,492
Satyr bellhop: I'm sorry.
The hot tubs are closed today.
633
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,746
Very sorry.
The hot tubs are closed.
634
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,323
Terribly sorry
for the inconvenience.
635
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,900
The hot tubs are out of order.
636
00:20:54,145 --> 00:20:56,479
The next one,
as well, all of the hot tubs.
637
00:20:56,572 --> 00:20:59,715
Yes, that one, too,
all of the hot tubs.
638
00:21:01,168 --> 00:21:03,319
Oh, I wish I could say
they were in order.
639
00:21:03,412 --> 00:21:05,805
They're still out of order.
640
00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:07,823
Very sorry for
the inconvenience.
641
00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:10,509
No hot tubs today, sir.
Cleaner: Aah!
642
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,495
Satyr bellhop:
Not today, I'm afraid.
643
00:21:12,663 --> 00:21:14,105
Wish I had better news.
644
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:16,999
I'm so sorry.
I would definitely
645
00:21:17,092 --> 00:21:18,350
not go in that one.
646
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:21,003
Oh, no, no, no, not that one,
most especially.
647
00:21:21,096 --> 00:21:23,239
That one is
most definitely closed.
648
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,283
All of them are closed.
649
00:21:25,510 --> 00:21:27,934
That one is
definitely out of order.
650
00:21:28,179 --> 00:21:29,194
Closed. So sorry.
651
00:21:29,530 --> 00:21:31,289
Dan Harmon:
Did you get any of that?
652
00:21:33,367 --> 00:21:34,625
Voice: Bento.
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