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Whoa, Lamar. Check you out.
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Stop drooling, Calvin. She's all mine.
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Okay. Who you steal it from?
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Calvin, please.
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She is not stolen.
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It's not, right?
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No.
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I've just come into some money.
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In fact, Dave, there's
no easy way to say this,
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but your Great-Aunt Keisha has died.
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DAVE: Oh, no.
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I know, it's a blow,
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so just let it out.
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Yeah, no, I'm-I'm trying to, I just...
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I've never heard of her before.
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Hey, Lamar.
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Ooh, new car.
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It's stolen, isn't it?
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Are you a fugitive?
Are we accessories?
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No, it is not stolen,
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but... I do have some bad news.
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My Great-Aunt Keisha has passed away.
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Oh, no.
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Is her body in the trunk?
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No, her body is not in the tr...
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Her body is not in the trunk, right?
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No.
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As I was explaining,
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she left me a handsome sum of money.
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I know you two have
been stressed about
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how to pay for Grover's school,
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so I opened up
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an education savings
account for the lad.
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Oh, my God.
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Lamar, this is so sweet.
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(WHISPERING): I think it's real.
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Dad, I'm touched.
This is very generous.
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Look at you, giving
away all your money.
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Oh, I'm not giving it all away.
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I'm allowing myself to live a little.
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I now own a Roku.
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And I'm gonna drive
my beautiful Pontiac
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to Nevada and do some gambling.
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You know, as a little kid,
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I used to hang out at the Elks Lodge
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and watch my dad play poker.
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Yep, he always wanted to watch,
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but his little facial expressions
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always gave my hand away.
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Whatever the opposite
of a poker face is,
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it's that. Oh, well, I...
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I'm sorry that I have
an expressive face,
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but it worked out for me.
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You know, my dad would
always give me 20 bucks
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to go buy ice cream.
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Calvin,
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let's go with him.
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You know what? Sure, why not?
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You leave your face here,
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I'm gonna put on my lucky pants.
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But, so you know... Sagebrush,
Nevada isn't exactly Vegas.
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(LAUGHS) Doesn't matter to me.
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Craps is craps.
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I haven't gambled
since that time I went
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to an Indian casino
to see Shabba Ranks.
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(JAMAICAN ACCENT): Mr. Loverman.
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(LAUGHS) Shabba.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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You know, the more I think about it,
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the more I realize it is for the best
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Courtney and I didn't sleep together.
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Are you sure?
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I mean, come on. Can you imagine
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how that would have
complicated things?
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Things are already complicated enough.
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(CHUCKLES) No, thank you.
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Ah. Okay, well, good for you, Marty.
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That is very mature. Yeah.
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I wanted it to happen
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so bad.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Courtney. Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
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I have to run.
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I will let you two finish.
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Or start.
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Talking. Please.
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Absolutely.
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So...
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last night was crazy.
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When I couldn't find a condom.
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Yeah, and then Daphne started crying.
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Yeah, and then we didn't...
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Yeah, no, I know what we didn't.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Well, you know, I guess
it wasn't meant to happen.
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Yeah, I guess not.
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Although... it could still happen.
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Yes!
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I mean, sure. Yeah, perhaps.
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Uh, my dad is going gambling tonight,
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and my mom could babysit.
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Malcolm's coaching a game,
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and baseball games are like...
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like, six hours?
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I'm gonna need to hydrate.
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Oh, no, no, we won't need...
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we won't need all that time.
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Well, we'll definitely use some of it.
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Like... like, like, plenty of it.
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Like... Not... But not
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too much of it, just,
like, a... like, a good...
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You will be satisfied.
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Here we go, fellas.
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You know what? I got $500
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burning a hole in my lucky pants.
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Let's do this.
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No offense, fellas,
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but I like to gamble on my own.
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I don't like distractions
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or people looking
at my cards, going...
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"Ooh! Ooh!"
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Dad, I was seven.
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And I thought the
whole point of this trip
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was for us to hang out
together. Right, Calvin?
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Calvin?
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Here you go, son.
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Get yourself some ice cream.
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Okay, well, thanks,
Dad, but, you know,
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I was really hoping that
we can hang out a little,
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spend some time...
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Dad?
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Yeah, that is right.
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All right, Calvin,
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I guess it's just you and me.
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Let's get crappy.
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Look, if you're
gonna be at this table,
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you can't disturb my mojo.
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Everything has to be perfect.
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Now, I roll
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with my right hand,
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so you got to stand on my left.
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- Hey, don't-don't put your hands on the table.
- Oh.
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Well, don't put 'em
up like it's a stickup.
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And never say the word "seven."
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- Why shouldn't I say "seven"?
- Seven out.
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Yes.
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That's why, Dave.
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- Is that bad?
- Yes, that's bad.
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All right, an hour and half
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to get the baby dressed,
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and we're off to the
food truck festival.
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- (THUNDER RUMBLING)
- Oh!
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Damn.
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It's pouring.
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You want to grab an umbrella?
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Go out in all of that?
I just got a silk press.
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Oh. Okay. Well if you...
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Yeah, I don't know what that is.
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$125 is what it is.
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Okay. Ooh, we could watch TV.
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There's a new TV show about a woman
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who's raising a hundred
crocodiles as her children.
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I am not exposing my grandbaby
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to some weird-ass white lady.
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Uh, why do you assume that she's...
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Okay, yeah, she is.
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All right, here we go.
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Grandbaby needs some new shoes.
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(STAMMERS)
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Three. Craps.
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Aah!
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Come on, man, why
would you blow on my dice?
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I was trying to double your luck.
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The second blow
cancels the first blow.
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That's just science, Dave.
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That's it for me. 500 just gone.
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Why don't you hit up an
ATM? They're everywhere.
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I even saw one in the bathroom.
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Look, I can't, man. 500's my limit.
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I wonder if your dad
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has blown through all his money yet.
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I am rich!
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Five thousand big ones.
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Heh. Good for you.
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Wish you had taken your son with you.
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Oh, well,
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you know, Calvin and I
are rich in camaraderie.
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So, you lost.
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All of it.
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Dave double-blew on my dice.
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- David!
- Okay...
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Guys, please, we
can all still be winners.
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All right? You know, the buffet
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has bottomless imitation crab legs?
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I'm about casino-ed out.
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Let-Let's hit the road.
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But, Dad, we didn't even
get a chance to hang.
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Yes, but I have a strict rule:
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quit while you're ahead.
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Why don't we get a bite on the way out
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at the Hard Luck Saloon?
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Their billboard reads,
"Oldest strippers in town."
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Why would they advertise that?
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You know, everybody
has their thing, man.
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I'm gonna cash out
and pull the car around.
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I'll meet you out front.
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All right. All right.
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Oh... Oh.
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(LAUGHS) My shoe's untied.
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Hey, that's a lucky sign.
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That means I'm about
to go on a winning streak.
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You got any cash?
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Only the hundred my dad gave me.
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Oh, give it to me. Give...
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Well, this is my ice cream money.
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Dave, trust me,
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by the time I'm done,
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you'll be Ben and I'll be Jerry.
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Okay, but Calvin, please,
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tie your shoe, all
right? You're gonna trip.
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No, no, no, no. This is good luck.
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No, I...
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Oh! (THUMP)
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I-I'm good.
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Come on, baby. Show me some love.
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Hard six.
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Yes! Yes. All right!
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Looks like someone owes
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my lucky face an apology.
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Yeah, yeah, all right.
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Come on, now. Let's
keep this train rolling.
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Midge, gimme some luck.
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Yeah. Uh, all right, me too.
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Oh, no.
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So unfair.
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All right, dice, let's go.
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Point is nine.
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- All right, here we go.
- That's a good point.
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This way I be killing
it. All right, Dave.
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Uh, fellas? You think
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you might want to give
me some elbow room?
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I am on a hot streak. (LAUGHS)
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Sir, we're going to need you
to step away from the table.
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Hey, guys, uh,
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wh-what's going on here?
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They're just trying to ice a whale,
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that's what's going on.
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Tell you what,
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you gonna have to drag me away here.
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Uh... Now you're
really doing it. Okay...
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- (STAMMERS)
- Nine. Winner.
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That's my money! That's my money!
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It is torrential out there.
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Yes, but it is nice and dry in here,
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and guess what I got?
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Mm.
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Is that all for tonight?
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No. No, no, no, no.
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It's just, uh, it's either
a three pack or a 12,
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and this is a better buy.
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Why am I talking about this?
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How about I light a candle?
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Yeah, great. But please,
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just do it. Don't ask first.
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00:10:01,412 --> 00:10:04,049
- Right.
- (SIGHS QUIETLY)
267
00:10:06,151 --> 00:10:08,452
(EXCLAIMS, CHUCKLES)
268
00:10:08,453 --> 00:10:10,288
- Ooh, this is nice.
- Yes.
269
00:10:10,388 --> 00:10:11,722
(CHUCKLES)
270
00:10:12,523 --> 00:10:14,325
- (THUNDER RUMBLING)
- Whoo-hoo-hoo.
271
00:10:14,425 --> 00:10:17,562
Man, it is coming down out there.
272
00:10:17,662 --> 00:10:18,830
Oh, my God.
273
00:10:18,964 --> 00:10:20,731
Of course, we are up by seven runs,
274
00:10:20,832 --> 00:10:22,100
and the skies open up.
275
00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,801
Yo, why you got
the lights off in here?
276
00:10:23,902 --> 00:10:25,904
What is...?
277
00:10:27,372 --> 00:10:28,706
Courtney's here.
278
00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,876
Y-You know what? It-It's
a lovely night outside.
279
00:10:30,976 --> 00:10:32,510
I think I'm gonna just go for a walk.
280
00:10:32,610 --> 00:10:34,145
(MALCOLM AND MARTY MUTTERING)
281
00:10:34,903 --> 00:10:35,956
I got it, I got it.
282
00:10:35,981 --> 00:10:37,515
Okay, thank you, my brother.
283
00:10:38,783 --> 00:10:39,984
(LAUGHS)
284
00:10:39,985 --> 00:10:42,353
Congratulations, y'all.
285
00:10:42,487 --> 00:10:43,721
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
286
00:10:45,056 --> 00:10:47,625
Calvin, what is going on here?
287
00:10:47,725 --> 00:10:49,126
Are we in some kind of trouble?
288
00:10:49,127 --> 00:10:50,996
No, Dave.
289
00:10:51,096 --> 00:10:52,898
This is classic player-hating.
290
00:10:52,998 --> 00:10:54,565
All right? Trust me.
291
00:10:54,699 --> 00:10:56,167
(DOOR OPENS)
292
00:10:58,636 --> 00:11:00,138
Hello.
293
00:11:00,238 --> 00:11:03,241
Special Agent Ryder,
Treasury Department.
294
00:11:11,116 --> 00:11:13,318
I'm sorry to inconvenience
you gentlemen,
295
00:11:13,418 --> 00:11:15,720
but we have reason to believe
296
00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:17,388
you've been involved in a crime.
297
00:11:17,522 --> 00:11:19,357
Oh, come on, this is crazy.
298
00:11:19,457 --> 00:11:22,493
Since when is winning
a crime, brother?
299
00:11:23,995 --> 00:11:25,931
This is an outrage.
We know our rights, sir.
300
00:11:26,064 --> 00:11:27,232
Calm down.
301
00:11:27,332 --> 00:11:28,666
He's not under arrest.
302
00:11:28,766 --> 00:11:30,035
Oh.
303
00:11:30,135 --> 00:11:31,836
So we're free to leave?
304
00:11:31,937 --> 00:11:33,537
- (CHUCKLES)
- (CHUCKLES)
305
00:11:33,538 --> 00:11:35,941
(ALL LAUGHING)
306
00:11:36,942 --> 00:11:38,076
No.
307
00:11:41,612 --> 00:11:43,880
Look, Daphne. A little boat.
308
00:11:43,881 --> 00:11:44,899
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
309
00:11:44,924 --> 00:11:46,092
What are you doing?
310
00:11:46,117 --> 00:11:47,317
I'm doing the little dock here
311
00:11:47,385 --> 00:11:48,619
with all the boats.
312
00:11:48,753 --> 00:11:50,387
That's not how you do a puzzle.
313
00:11:50,388 --> 00:11:51,923
You start with the border first.
314
00:11:52,057 --> 00:11:54,092
That's not how I do them.
315
00:11:54,192 --> 00:11:55,994
Well, you do puzzles wrong.
316
00:11:57,228 --> 00:11:59,396
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
317
00:11:59,397 --> 00:12:00,864
Ah, hey, Mama.
318
00:12:00,865 --> 00:12:03,134
Hey, baby. What you doing
out there in all that rain?
319
00:12:03,268 --> 00:12:05,570
Oh. Uh, you know, I was hungry,
320
00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:07,305
and I was gonna make
a sandwich, but, uh,
321
00:12:07,405 --> 00:12:08,806
our bologna expired.
322
00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:10,241
Ugh.
323
00:12:10,341 --> 00:12:11,341
Y'all are nasty.
324
00:12:11,376 --> 00:12:13,644
Yeah. (LAUGHS)
325
00:12:13,744 --> 00:12:15,613
Ooh, Gemma, you do puzzles wrong.
326
00:12:15,713 --> 00:12:18,083
You got to do the borders first.
327
00:12:18,183 --> 00:12:20,051
See? I tried to tell her.
328
00:12:20,151 --> 00:12:21,987
I didn't even want
to do a dumb puzzle.
329
00:12:22,087 --> 00:12:23,621
I wanted to watch Croc Mama.
330
00:12:23,721 --> 00:12:25,623
Wait a minute, the
show where that lady
331
00:12:25,723 --> 00:12:27,757
puts the little shirts and
pants on the crocodiles?
332
00:12:27,758 --> 00:12:29,827
Yes. Did you see the one
333
00:12:29,961 --> 00:12:31,462
where she got kicked
out of the Starbucks?
334
00:12:31,486 --> 00:12:32,572
Yes...
335
00:12:32,597 --> 00:12:33,707
(BOTH GIBBERING AND LAUGHING)
336
00:12:33,731 --> 00:12:35,009
- (DAPHNE CRYING)
- Hey, y'all are
337
00:12:35,033 --> 00:12:37,368
upsetting my baby
with all y'all nonsense.
338
00:12:37,468 --> 00:12:39,804
Okay, well, sorry, Mama.
339
00:12:39,904 --> 00:12:41,006
I am soaked.
340
00:12:41,139 --> 00:12:42,406
I'm gonna go get a
pair of Pop's socks.
341
00:12:42,407 --> 00:12:44,809
Oh, what happened? Your daddy forgot
342
00:12:44,909 --> 00:12:46,411
your favorite little piggy?
343
00:12:46,511 --> 00:12:47,511
Well, don't you worry.
344
00:12:47,578 --> 00:12:48,679
I'm gonna wrap my hair
345
00:12:48,779 --> 00:12:50,257
and run right over
to your daddy house.
346
00:12:50,281 --> 00:12:52,317
No, no, no, no, no.
347
00:12:52,450 --> 00:12:53,684
(LAUGHS)
348
00:12:53,818 --> 00:12:56,087
No, I-I will go get that little piggy
349
00:12:56,187 --> 00:12:57,587
'cause, you know, I'm already wet.
350
00:12:57,588 --> 00:12:59,157
So just-just stay right here.
351
00:13:00,791 --> 00:13:03,161
- Okay.
- (THUNDER RUMBLING)
352
00:13:04,929 --> 00:13:07,198
I've been on this case for months.
353
00:13:08,199 --> 00:13:09,643
You've been laundering
notes at casinos
354
00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:12,103
up and down the Nevada
border since October.
355
00:13:12,203 --> 00:13:14,005
And when a whole lot
356
00:13:14,105 --> 00:13:17,107
of 35-year-old, mint
condition hundreds
357
00:13:17,108 --> 00:13:20,011
start popping up, that's a red flag.
358
00:13:20,111 --> 00:13:21,746
I don't care what color they are,
359
00:13:21,846 --> 00:13:23,748
they're not my flag.
360
00:13:23,848 --> 00:13:25,450
You're smart, Mr. Butler.
361
00:13:25,550 --> 00:13:27,985
We've taken to calling
you the Green Goblin.
362
00:13:28,086 --> 00:13:29,854
That's a cool nickname.
363
00:13:29,954 --> 00:13:31,622
Look...
364
00:13:31,722 --> 00:13:34,092
look, I'm telling you,
you got the wrong guy.
365
00:13:34,192 --> 00:13:35,459
I'm no Green Goblin.
366
00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:36,861
Are you telling me
367
00:13:36,961 --> 00:13:39,364
this isn't you?
368
00:13:39,464 --> 00:13:40,464
No.
369
00:13:40,498 --> 00:13:42,533
Looks like the Hamburglar.
370
00:13:43,668 --> 00:13:47,804
Yeah, the security cameras
in these old dumps are terrible.
371
00:13:47,805 --> 00:13:50,175
I don't know why anybody stays here.
372
00:13:50,275 --> 00:13:51,475
It's depressing.
373
00:13:51,476 --> 00:13:52,577
There's a place up the road
374
00:13:52,677 --> 00:13:55,179
that advertises "old strippers."
375
00:13:55,180 --> 00:13:56,647
Got to admit,
376
00:13:56,747 --> 00:13:59,084
I'm curious.
377
00:13:59,917 --> 00:14:01,886
Look, look, why are
you keeping us here?
378
00:14:01,986 --> 00:14:03,588
You got sloppy today.
379
00:14:04,389 --> 00:14:05,856
When you pass a hundred dollar bill
380
00:14:05,956 --> 00:14:07,258
from 1988 that matches
381
00:14:07,392 --> 00:14:09,094
all the other hundreds
you've been passing,
382
00:14:09,227 --> 00:14:11,796
you shouldn't hang around to enjoy it.
383
00:14:14,465 --> 00:14:16,200
- It was Lamar...
- My dad's the Green Goblin.
384
00:14:16,201 --> 00:14:18,601
- (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
- I'm the son of the Green Goblin.
385
00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:20,738
Guys,
386
00:14:20,838 --> 00:14:22,307
is there something you want to say?
387
00:14:22,407 --> 00:14:23,708
Objection.
388
00:14:25,343 --> 00:14:29,447
Sir, I am the attorney for
Mr. Butler and Mr. Johnson,
389
00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:32,182
and I demand to have
a word with my clients.
390
00:14:32,183 --> 00:14:34,119
In private.
391
00:14:34,852 --> 00:14:38,256
All right, Mr. Watanabe.
392
00:14:39,424 --> 00:14:41,626
I'll go get some imitation crab legs.
393
00:14:43,761 --> 00:14:45,862
What the hell did you do?
394
00:14:45,863 --> 00:14:47,864
Us? We got arrested
395
00:14:47,865 --> 00:14:49,334
for whatever the hell you did.
396
00:14:49,434 --> 00:14:50,935
I was so clear.
397
00:14:51,035 --> 00:14:53,138
"Meet me at the car." But no.
398
00:14:53,238 --> 00:14:54,772
Luckily, an eagle-eyed prostitute
399
00:14:54,905 --> 00:14:56,207
who took a shine to me...
400
00:14:56,307 --> 00:14:57,307
Oh.
401
00:14:57,408 --> 00:14:59,243
...saw you get escorted back here.
402
00:14:59,244 --> 00:15:01,712
Dad, what is going on?
403
00:15:01,812 --> 00:15:04,149
(SIGHS) All right.
404
00:15:05,616 --> 00:15:07,318
The year was 1989.
405
00:15:09,287 --> 00:15:10,821
The Berlin Wall had just fallen,
406
00:15:10,955 --> 00:15:13,791
America was smitten with
a young Bart Simpson...
407
00:15:13,891 --> 00:15:16,026
Ugh. Ay, caramba.
408
00:15:16,794 --> 00:15:18,529
...and I was burying a lockbox
409
00:15:18,629 --> 00:15:19,930
full of cash
410
00:15:20,030 --> 00:15:23,334
behind a mattress factory
in Battle Creek, Michigan.
411
00:15:23,434 --> 00:15:25,435
So, none of that money
came from Keisha?
412
00:15:25,436 --> 00:15:27,138
Who?
413
00:15:27,272 --> 00:15:29,106
My dead aunt.
414
00:15:29,207 --> 00:15:30,608
I made her up.
415
00:15:30,708 --> 00:15:31,976
Oh, my God.
416
00:15:32,076 --> 00:15:34,645
Sorry about the
emotional roller coaster.
417
00:15:34,779 --> 00:15:36,381
I think I get it.
418
00:15:36,481 --> 00:15:38,549
You've been going around to casinos,
419
00:15:38,649 --> 00:15:40,985
buying chips with the dirty bills,
420
00:15:41,085 --> 00:15:43,688
then cashing them
back to get clean bills.
421
00:15:43,821 --> 00:15:46,991
Yes. Then, and this is the key point,
422
00:15:47,091 --> 00:15:49,327
I leave.
423
00:15:49,427 --> 00:15:51,362
Well, here's another key point.
424
00:15:51,496 --> 00:15:53,698
You didn't tell us what
the hell you were doing.
425
00:15:54,499 --> 00:15:56,667
There's plenty of blame to go around.
426
00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:58,369
Oh, no, you're the only one
427
00:15:58,469 --> 00:15:59,613
- that did something here.
- We did nothing wrong.
428
00:15:59,637 --> 00:16:00,937
Okay.
429
00:16:00,938 --> 00:16:02,407
True dat.
430
00:16:03,841 --> 00:16:06,244
I-I can't even look at you.
431
00:16:07,077 --> 00:16:09,113
Ah, damn it, I can still see you!
432
00:16:11,182 --> 00:16:12,782
I get it. The good news is,
433
00:16:12,783 --> 00:16:15,052
they can't pin anything on Calvin.
434
00:16:15,186 --> 00:16:17,153
You just need to keep your mouth shut.
435
00:16:17,154 --> 00:16:20,725
You're looking at a short stay
at a pre-trial detention center.
436
00:16:20,858 --> 00:16:22,158
The food is not bad,
437
00:16:22,159 --> 00:16:23,961
and then you're out in a flash.
438
00:16:24,061 --> 00:16:26,464
- Cool?
- No, not cool.
439
00:16:26,564 --> 00:16:28,699
Well, it was worth a shot.
440
00:16:30,335 --> 00:16:32,437
Dad, what are you going to do?
441
00:16:33,471 --> 00:16:35,206
What I have to do.
442
00:16:41,912 --> 00:16:42,913
Uh,
443
00:16:43,013 --> 00:16:44,148
bib.
444
00:16:44,249 --> 00:16:45,750
You got the bib.
445
00:16:47,585 --> 00:16:49,853
Sir, I have some confessions to make.
446
00:16:49,854 --> 00:16:51,488
Yes. Thank you. Finally.
447
00:16:51,489 --> 00:16:54,190
It was me. I am the
one that passed the bills.
448
00:16:54,191 --> 00:16:56,060
Yes, but what he is trying to say
449
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,160
is that he
450
00:16:57,228 --> 00:16:58,396
is the Green Goblin.
451
00:16:58,529 --> 00:17:00,298
That is a cool name.
452
00:17:00,398 --> 00:17:02,099
- Right?
- No.
453
00:17:08,473 --> 00:17:12,610
(OVER RADIO): ♪ You
and I, you and I. ♪
454
00:17:13,711 --> 00:17:15,055
RADIO ANNOUNCER: Do
you have an old rust bucket
455
00:17:15,079 --> 00:17:16,781
leaving oil stains in your driveway?
456
00:17:16,881 --> 00:17:18,916
We'll give you cash for that clunker.
457
00:17:19,049 --> 00:17:21,452
Cash. Cash. Ca...
458
00:17:21,552 --> 00:17:23,721
Really? You don't have the ad-free?
459
00:17:23,821 --> 00:17:26,123
All my money is tied up in baby.
460
00:17:27,425 --> 00:17:29,927
It's fine, okay? We don't need music.
461
00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:32,597
Okay. (CHUCKLES)
462
00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:33,864
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
463
00:17:33,964 --> 00:17:35,266
Hey, it's me.
464
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,167
Your big brother Malcolm.
465
00:17:38,035 --> 00:17:39,937
I am entering the house.
466
00:17:40,070 --> 00:17:41,070
Okay?
467
00:17:41,071 --> 00:17:43,374
Are you okay?! Ooh, my bad. Ooh.
468
00:17:43,474 --> 00:17:44,975
Yeah, man, I'm just, uh,
469
00:17:45,109 --> 00:17:47,288
I'm just here for the piggy
to take to... You know what?
470
00:17:47,312 --> 00:17:48,979
I'm just gonna take
all these over there.
471
00:17:49,814 --> 00:17:50,948
(MUTTERING): Here we go.
472
00:17:51,081 --> 00:17:52,416
Whoa, Malcolm, wait, w-w-w-wait.
473
00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:53,784
Wait. Wait.
474
00:17:53,884 --> 00:17:55,320
What, man?
475
00:17:56,754 --> 00:17:57,988
Twelve?
476
00:17:58,122 --> 00:18:00,291
My brother. That's
what I'm talking about.
477
00:18:00,425 --> 00:18:01,492
Get... get out.
478
00:18:01,626 --> 00:18:03,761
Hey, wait. My jacket, my jacket.
479
00:18:03,861 --> 00:18:06,263
(BOTH MUTTERING)
480
00:18:06,364 --> 00:18:07,732
Okay.
481
00:18:11,402 --> 00:18:13,438
Okay.
482
00:18:13,538 --> 00:18:15,340
Picking up where we were.
483
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,507
(CHUCKLES)
484
00:18:16,641 --> 00:18:18,409
I'm still into it, you're s...
485
00:18:21,145 --> 00:18:22,480
This isn't happening, is it?
486
00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:24,882
Oh, Marty.
487
00:18:24,982 --> 00:18:26,517
Last night we had a moment.
488
00:18:26,651 --> 00:18:28,618
And the moment's gone.
489
00:18:28,619 --> 00:18:30,620
Tonight's just too...
490
00:18:30,621 --> 00:18:32,222
premeditated.
491
00:18:32,323 --> 00:18:34,359
Yeah. I mean, I guess I shouldn't have
492
00:18:34,492 --> 00:18:36,827
put that eggplant emoji
in our shared calendar.
493
00:18:38,763 --> 00:18:40,964
You know, if this were meant to be,
494
00:18:40,965 --> 00:18:44,234
after all this time, we
would have been together.
495
00:18:44,335 --> 00:18:45,935
Yeah.
496
00:18:45,936 --> 00:18:47,838
We're just two overwhelmed,
497
00:18:47,938 --> 00:18:49,340
- horny people...
- Yeah.
498
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:52,476
...parenting one
adorable little girl, and...
499
00:18:52,477 --> 00:18:53,844
and that's all.
500
00:18:53,944 --> 00:18:55,144
So, um,
501
00:18:55,145 --> 00:18:56,614
I'm gonna pick up Daphne tomorrow.
502
00:18:56,714 --> 00:18:57,848
- I'll see you then.
- Okay.
503
00:18:57,948 --> 00:19:00,050
- Oh.
- (CHUCKLES)
504
00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:07,625
(MOANING)
505
00:19:09,394 --> 00:19:10,394
W-Wait.
506
00:19:10,461 --> 00:19:12,296
Bedroom? Why are you still talking?
507
00:19:12,397 --> 00:19:14,465
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. Okay.
508
00:19:14,565 --> 00:19:15,866
Wait, wait, wait.
509
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,201
(LAUGHS)
510
00:19:17,301 --> 00:19:18,301
Eh, I got it.
511
00:19:18,335 --> 00:19:20,971
(LAUGHS) Okay.
512
00:19:22,573 --> 00:19:24,542
Can I please have a word with my dad?
513
00:19:24,642 --> 00:19:27,445
You've got 60 seconds.
514
00:19:30,581 --> 00:19:32,116
Dad... (SIGHS)
515
00:19:32,216 --> 00:19:33,394
...I don't even know what to say.
516
00:19:33,418 --> 00:19:34,818
You don't have to.
517
00:19:34,819 --> 00:19:37,555
I know, I let you down. Again.
518
00:19:38,489 --> 00:19:39,890
But I need you to understand,
519
00:19:39,990 --> 00:19:42,493
I was happy to leave
that cash in the ground.
520
00:19:42,593 --> 00:19:44,327
But when I found out my grandson
521
00:19:44,328 --> 00:19:46,030
needed money for his education,
522
00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:48,164
I just knew there
was never going to be
523
00:19:48,165 --> 00:19:50,067
a better use for it.
524
00:19:53,671 --> 00:19:55,339
Well...
525
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,943
I guess committing a
crime for your grandson
526
00:19:59,076 --> 00:20:01,446
may be the sweetest
thing you've ever done.
527
00:20:02,913 --> 00:20:05,550
So, see you at my arraignment?
528
00:20:05,650 --> 00:20:07,217
I'll be there.
529
00:20:08,185 --> 00:20:09,987
Oh, um...
530
00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:17,628
All right, that's time.
531
00:20:17,728 --> 00:20:18,896
You're free to go.
532
00:20:18,996 --> 00:20:20,965
But in the future,
pick better friends.
533
00:20:21,098 --> 00:20:22,567
Hey, hey, listen,
534
00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:24,077
I didn't have anything
to do with this.
535
00:20:24,101 --> 00:20:25,870
All right? I just live
next door to the guy.
536
00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:28,105
We're not even close.
537
00:20:31,642 --> 00:20:33,778
Of all of the lies
that I've heard today,
538
00:20:33,878 --> 00:20:36,481
the one that stung the most?
539
00:20:37,615 --> 00:20:39,149
"We're not close"?
540
00:20:40,284 --> 00:20:42,687
We are gonna talk about
this on the drive home.
541
00:20:43,721 --> 00:20:45,722
Oh, the drive home.
542
00:20:45,723 --> 00:20:46,957
We don't have any car keys.
543
00:20:47,057 --> 00:20:48,659
Dad, wait!
544
00:20:48,759 --> 00:20:51,696
Green Goblin. Green Goblin, hold up!
545
00:20:52,439 --> 00:20:58,993
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