All language subtitles for Summer Heights High - S01E06

Well, l've had Celine for 12 years.

She's... past it now,
but in her day

she was quite the performer.
She and l did trick shows.

We'd do little shows together
with the hoops.

And... hoopies,
go through. Come on.

Hoopies. Come through.
Hoopies.

She might need
some encouragement.

Come through the hoop, Celine.
Come through the hoop.

Good, there we go. That's what she does.
She'd jump four to five meters

above the ground with a run-up.
She'd just dive through it.

She'd run run run and she'd go
through the hoop and down.

She used to do a trick where
she'd grab onto my arm.

She'd bite onto the sleeve
and l'd swing her around.

We used to do
multiplication tricks,

a little trick where l'd give her
a simple multiplication sum.

Two times three is...

six. Go.

Step it out.

One, two-- step it out.

Come on.
Three, four, five...

six. Well done.

And she loves a bit
of a swing, don't ya?

Swing. Swing.

And the wonderful thing is...

out she comes.
Can she walk?

Yes, she can, but see,
she'll go to the side.

That's 'cause of the--
the dizziness...

that she gets.
See? Oop oop.

No, that's not the front.
Go to the front.

Do you want a smack?
You'll get one.

There we go.

And that's what happens when you
leave her to do something on her own.

The shit has well and truly
hit the fan this week.

There's been major major creative
interference with the arena spectacular.

Annabel Dickson's parents
have read the script

and they've decided that l cannot use
their daughter's story for my musical.

10 days out from
opening night, l just--

l cannot fathom
the selfishness of it.

So l've spent the last couple of days--
strapped myself to the beast--

and l think l may have
come up with something.

- Have you done near the canteen?
- Yes.

l'll be focusing more
on the Mr. G character

and looking at his influence
on the kids, the drugs and whatnot.

And these are the posters
that we've had done.

We're going with ''Mr. G, The Musical''

as the name of the show.

♪ My name is Mr. G ♪

♪ Three talents,
one, two, three... ♪

Sell it out to me, please.
Play to the arena.

♪ Singing, dancing
and acting is my life... ♪

The character of Mr. G
in this new reworked show,

he's a Jesus-type figure, if you like.

He preaches to the kids
about their-- you know, their issues.

♪ ln a world of crazy kids... ♪

But he can't help young Jessica,

who's similar
to the Annabel character.

She gets involved in drugs

and she eventually dies of an overdose
at the end of act two.

She doesn't listen to Mr. G's advice.

♪ At Summer Heights High! ♪

Uh, please, hoisters.

So you guys might want
to look through that,

get some ideas.
Ask me if you need any advice.

We'll have a stretch limo
with sunroof in the back.

So the nightclub's called Blind.

- lt's really cool. The DJ is so good.
- Really?

- ls he hot?
- He's awesome.

- Most expensive DJ in the country.
- Wow.

And we're gonna
have him at our formal.

- This is unbelievable, Ja'mie.
- l know.

- You have done the best job.
- l plan a good formal. l told you.

At first l thought it was
a bit pricey and stuff...

- No.
- ...but considering the venue.

- 450 is good.
- We'll go sell tickets at lunch again.

Grab-- grab one of these.
We will have to split up.

We're on the committee.
We don't have to buy tickets, right?

No, we're not buying tickets.
No, we're doing so much work.

Committee members
do not buy tickets.

- Yeah.
- Oh my God, guys-- issue.

l had a girl come up
to me on the playground

asking me whether
she could go to the formal

with another girl...

- Are you serious?
- ...and not as a joke thing.

- Actually as a lesbian?
- Full-on lesbians, yeah.

- Eww.
- l just don't think

we should be
letting them come.

Like, l don't want
to be a bitch,

but l just-- l feel like there

might be an easy way that we
can discourage them, you know?

Like, if we just said to them,

''We'd prefer it
if you didn't come.''

Actually, l think lesbians are
really in at the moment.

There's some really hot lesbians--

lt'd be really accepting of us.

They'd drag things down. We've got
the most awesome night planned

and l don't want to be, like,
upstaged by a bunch of dykes.

- Tamsin Walker.
- Tamsin Walker.

- Have you seen her?
- ls she a lesbian?

- She's hot.
- With the black hair.

- Yeah, l know her.
- All the guys love her.

- She's really hot.
- They love her.

And when you think
about it, like,

do you want this formal
to be remembered,

- like, to stand out?
- Serious.

l guess it's cool, but l, for one,
do not want to see Tamsin Walker

pashing some chick on the dance floor
at our formal.

lt's our night.

So you guys reckon--
shut up.

Does everyone reckon it would
be cool if the lesbians came?

- l think it's fine.
- lf you guarantee me it's a cool thing,

- and it's gonna make us look good...
- l'm telling you it's cool.

...then l think we should to it.

Ashley, write that down.
''All lesbians allowed to the formal.''

We'll go find them
at lunch and tell them.

Lesbian issue sorted.
Let's get on with the rest of it.

Dresses-- when are
we shopping and where?

And if you're getting
extensions done,

you need to start
planning like me.

We looked like dickheads.

That was fantastic, wasn't it?

- Very stirring.
- Look, little homo's laughing again.

l'll fuckin' kill the little fucker.

l'm gonna bash the shit
out of that little fucker.

Fucking Pedophile Pete
for making us do this shit.

Before we finish, l'd like to thank
our special celebrity guest today,

Trevor, the winner
of ''Big Brother 4.''

Thank you very much.

That's right. Now some of the boys
have put together

a hip-hop song with
a music video clip to go with it.

Watch out, MTV.

This is Jonah Takalua's
rap song: ''Being a Poly.''

- ♪ Yo yo yo ♪
- ♪ Polynesian, baby ♪

- ♪ Polynesian, baby ♪
- ♪ l'm a FOB, l'm a FOB ♪

♪ All l learned
in this big bad school ♪

♪ Don't wanna fuck up,
l know it's not cool ♪

- ♪ Polynesian, baby ♪
- ♪ Polynesian, l'm a FOB, l'm a FOB ♪

♪ l come from the islands,
and that's no excuse ♪

♪ My culture is better
than any of youse ♪

- ♪ Polynesian, baby ♪
- ♪ Polynesian... ♪

- Fuck you.
- ♪ l'm a FOB, l'm a FOB ♪

♪ Being a Poly, oh my golly ♪

♪ Just because l'm black,
it's me you cannot hack ♪

♪ Being a Poly, oh my golly ♪

- ♪ Polynesian, baby ♪
- ♪ Polynesian. ♪

That fuckin' little homo.

♪ The smell of children ♪

♪ The smell of--
doing it together ♪

♪ The smell of life... ♪

Greg's really feeling
the strain at the moment.

You can stop dancing
and sit down, please.

lt's not some
entertainment service for you.

We weren't expecting such
major script changes,

and the time hasn't been allowed,
so we really are running a bit behind.

Keep the flipping door shut, please!

l don't want Celine
running onto the road.

l can tell he's really stressed
because he tends to yell a bit more.

And l find that he does tend to take it
out and me and the kids a fair bit.

Rodney, press play, please!

lt's not that hard.
Bloody Toby could do it.

What do you call that?

You look like a bloody,
brain-dead retard.

Jesus Christ,
only a mother could love it.

Do you realize you look
like a moron onstage?

Yes, l always get like
this in the final stretch.

The kids know that l don't
mean most of what l say.

- l'm really a big pussycat.
- That is where the second syringe goes.

l am using the gym as a theater.

- Jesus Christ.
- Greg, language, mate.

l'm not interested in your opinion
about my language, Rodney.

Right now l don't care.
Tell someone who cares.

This is coming down.
That's going.

l'm sick of PE and l'm sick of them
taking over my bloody gym.

And l'm sick of all of it. And l'm sick
of you giving me your stupid opinions

and-- and saying your
stupid things into my face.

And your-- l'm sick
of your voice, Rodney.

Why don't you take
a chill pill, idiot?

Well, fuck it.

There they are.

Tamsin, um, and your friends.

l need to tell you something.

- l'm Ja'mie-- you probably know that.
- Hi.

We just wanted to let you know
that the formal committee's decided

that lesbians can
come to the formal.

So come along,
get some tickets.

They're 450 bucks
and we'll see you on the night.

- Thanks.
- Thanks.

- See ya.
- Bye.

- That went really well.
- Oh my God, it did.

l'm so glad it was quick.

- l think she's trying to crack onto me.
- She's really hot though.

- Look who it is.
- Fuck off, year sevens!

- lt's year-eight turf only.
- Nice rap song you had this morning.

- lt was real good.
- Fuck off.

- At least l can rap!
- Little grass skirts were cute. Aw.

At least we can dance,
motherfucker.

- You wish.
- You dance for shit.

- You looked gay.
- You can't even break-dance for shit.

Me and Liam need some
Polynesian advice.

We're developing man-boobs,
what should we do?

- You want a Polynesian smash?
- Your mother's the one with man-boobs.

Why don't you go hang out at Gumnut
Cottage with the lovely Miss Palmer?

Why don't you
fuck your own ass?

So you actually can't read
at all at the age of 13.

That explains why your rap lyrics
are so crap.

Fuck you, motherfucker!

- Fuck you, Keiran.
- Get off him!

- Get the fuck off!
- Get the fuck off him!

You want the fuckin' shoe?
Who wants a fuckin' shoe?

- Give me my shoe back, you asshole!
- Jonah Takalua, get here now.

- Go get it yourself, motherfucker!
- Jonah, come here! Now!

- Miss, you didn't even see!
- Miss, it wasn't him.

- You didn't even see. He provoked me.
- Excuse me, l saw that.

- You didn't even see! Tell her, boys.
- l don't care what he said.

- l am not impressed.
- Ask-- four eyes against one eye.

He tripped over, miss.

That's the bell.
PE students, get out.

The gym's mine as of now.

Out. Careful with
that ball on my set.

Take them out.
You're freaking out my dog.

For the run of my show,
l need the basketball hoop gone.

Greg, PE is still using the space.

You cannot remove
the basketball ring.

And as for the idea
of painting the gym floor white,

that's absolutely ludicrous
and out of the question.

There's a more important issue.

l've had a note from a parent.

According to this mother,

you called her daughter a walrus,

- and you said...
- Well--

...you were glad that
you had reinforced the stage

or she might have fallen through.

l was referring to Hannah Austin.

And l think in that case,
it's a legitimate concern.

Sorry, Greg, it's not
acceptable, okay?

l want you
to apologize to Hannah

and to any other students
you may have offended,

and get on with doing
what you do well

and that is producing the fantastic
performance that you're going to do.

Fine.

What about
my arena seating?

Well, it costs me $5,000
to hire the seating.

And we manage
on speech night, don't we?

We have chairs
on the gym floor--

l've advertised it
as an arena spectacular.

l need arena seating.
l'm not putting them

on the floor, for God's sake.

Greg, you know
we have limitations

in terms of money
in public schools.

Everything l ask for
you just refuse

because it's drama and you
don't care and you're too busy

with your sport
and your library and your--

That's not fair and l'm getting sick
of you doing your whole sulking act.

We're not going to disrupt
the whole life of PE

and everyone else
for your grandiose plans.

Can l just remind you,
Margaret,

that l have
my resignation letter

in my pigeonhole
waiting to go?

And l don't want to have
to use it, but l will use it.

Don't push me, Margaret.

l'll go. You'll have
no Performing Art Centre.

You're gonna have
no production,

no media exposure.
l'll just be gone.

l've gotta do what l can do within
the constraints of our funds.

l'm just asking you

to have a think
about your future with me.

And know that if you

keep getting in my way,

l will have no hesitation in bringing
that letter in here and resigning.

Just want you to know that.
Have a think about it.

- Oh, come on. Be reasonable.
- l'm being reasonable.

You're the one who's
not giving me what l want.

Think about it.
l could be gone like that.

l tend to believe that Keiran is
the innocent one in this situation.

You've all been on his case
since the junior school--

l am warning you.
Since the junior school dance,

this whole nonsense
has been going on, all right?

And l'm-- l'm absolutely
sick of it.

lt revolves these
ridiculous turf wars

- that exist over the amphitheater.
- lt's not about that.

You do not own
the amphitheater.

Do l make myself clear?

- lt's our turf!
- Excuse me.

Nor are you allowed to use your size
to bully other students.

- l don't. lt's not about bullying him.
- He started shit.

What is it about then, huh?

- He was teasing me--
- Oh, teasing you, Jonah!

- He was being racist.
- Do you know what?

l think you're big enough
to take a little bit of teasing.

Your problem is, Jonah,
that you can certainly dish it out,

- but you can't take it.
- He made fun of my reading, miss.

l don't care. Do you know how
we're going to solve this issue?

- How, miss?
- You're banned from the amphitheater.

- That's just fucked up, miss!
- That's it. No more.

And do you know what? lf l catch you
even remotely close to the amphitheater,

this issue will go to Miss Murray.

- Miss!
- l'm pretty sure you don't want

your dad finding out about this,
do you, Jonah?

- No, miss.
- No.

And in addition to that, you will
stay at least 10 meters away

from all year-seven
students at all times.

- All right?
- Yes, miss.

Now go and find the cleaner,
get the ladder

- and get the shoe off the roof.
- Yes, miss.

- Fuck, man.
- Keep away from them, all right?

- He rang me last night--
- Okay.

--he rang me last night and he said
he's gonna come with me.

Who is Patrick and how come
l don't know about this?

He's kind of shy,
you know, in the wheelchair.

The wheelchair guy?
He's hot, Jess.

Oh my God.

lt's such a good look,
going with a disabled guy.

- Yeah!
- lt is.

You can get heaps of cred
for being sympathetic.

And he's totally hot,
so you get, like,

- the best of both worlds.
- Wheelchairs are such a good visual.

- Yeah.
- Like when you arrive, oh my God.

l went with a black guy
to my year-10 formal

- for the same reason.
- Really?

Everyone was
like ''Oh, wow.''

- We've gone out awhile.
- That's hot.

So cool. And it's really
good for the late-night ditch.

Seriously, guys, we have to dump
our partners after the formal.

- Not taking Callum to the after-party.
- The after-party--

- Who are you actually taking?
- l don't know yet.

- As if you don't know.
- l don't know.

l've heard stuff from people

that Henry is, like,
saving himself for you.

- Did Henry say that?
- Yes.

He's just waiting
for you to ask him.

Ja'mie, he is like hands down
the hottest guy in our year.

- l know.
- Even in our school.

- lt's so embarrassing.
- She could have any guy she wants.

Do you know how good
you would look together?

- We would look really hot together.
- You'd look so hot.

- Think of your photos.
- l want to go with someone special.

Like, l want it to be
an amazing night

and l want my partner
to be amazing.

Yeah, true.

Okay, guys. Listening up.
Okay, everyone.

Things are going
from worse to worse.

My-- my lead, my Mr. G has walked.
He's left the show.

Rumors coming
back to me are

that apparently l called him a pansy
in one of the rehearsals

and suggested that
he may be responsible

for the lack of ticket sales.

Listen up, please, cast.

We need to find
a new Mr. G, ASAP.

l wouldn't tell
the kids this,

but l am literally
freaking out.

We do not have a Mr. G,

so l'm freaking out.

Matthew's a little prick
for leaving

and he will never be
in another show again.

Also apparently some of you
are a little upset

that l've been saying some
personal things to you in rehearsals,

and you've been
telling Mommy and Daddy

about some things
that l may have said.

lf l call you names
or make a comment

that you take personally...

you know, two words--
deal with it.

You need to get
over yourselves

and realize it's not about you,
it's about the show.

l'm sorry--

that's what l'm supposed
to be saying, ''l'm sorry''--

but this is the theater

and there's no room
for hypersensitive types.

- Um, hi. Hi, Tamsin.
- Hi.

Can l talk to you privately?

- Yeah, sure. Yeah.
- ls that cool? Cool.

Yeah, so l just
wanted to say hi.

And l wanted
to ask you something.

Okay.

- l'm intrigued.
- Yeah.

Well, as you know,
the formal's coming up, right?

And everyone's asking dates,

and l know you're into girls...

Yeah.

...so l wanted to ask if you'd go
with me to the formal.

Oh.

Um...

l'm really flattered, but...

l don't know you
that well, Ja'mie.

So we'd have
to hang out and stuff,

like go to the shops
or something,

- get to know each other before we go.
- Yeah. Yeah.

l didn't know
you were into girls.

Yeah, l am. Yeah.

Um, l've been really
confused for a while,

and, um-- but now
l know for sure.

l'm-- l'm really into chicks.

Okay. Um, cool.

l'm gonna have
to think about it.

- ls that okay?
- Yeah yeah, that's cool.

l want us to look
equally hot on the night,

so if that's what you're worried about,
then-- then don't,

- 'cause we-- l can give you some tips.
- Okay, thanks.

Um... that's really flattering.

- l'm just gonna have to have a think.
- Yeah, that's cool.

- Get back to me.
- Okay, l will.

Um, so should we go out
to our friends or--

- Yeah, okay.
- Yeah.

Oh my God.

- Greg.
- Hmm?

l've got an idea and l think it's
the perfect way to fix our problems.

No, l've got--
l've got some ideas

about who the new Mr. G will be.

l do not need your help.

l'm sorted in that department
of thinky thoughts.

Well, l've spoken to the cast,

and we all pretty much agree.

You've only
got one option...

Toby.

No no! l need
Toby as my assistant.

He's-- he can't be in the cast.

He knows everyone's dialogue,
he knows all the dance routines.

No-- l-- thank you, Toby,

but no, you cannot be Mr. G, no.

lt's a ridiculous idea. No.

He's the only
option you've got.

Yes-- not the only option.
There-- there are other--

- There are no other options.
- Bring in a kid from another school.

- Not in 10 days.
- l just don't think it's the answer.

- This answer is ridiculous.
- He knows it perfectly.

- l don't think it's going to work.
- What do you reckon, Tobe?

- Yes.
- Do you want to be Mr. G?

Yes.

- Well--
- Kids, who thinks Toby

should step in to be
Mr. G in the musical?

- Yeah!
- This is ridiculous, Rodney.

lt's not, mate. Just give us
a smile and say yes.

l'm not going to smile.

You are. Come on.
Come on, mate.

- The perfect option.
- Don't put me on the spot, please.

He's the perfect option.
Come on.

There you are.
That's it.

- All right, all right.
- That's it? Got it.

- Yes yes, all right.
- Brilliant.

Toby is the new Mr. G.

Well done!

There they are.

l knew they'd fuckin'
go straight there.

Miss Wheatley has
successfully put an end

to the ridiculous turf wars

that the lslander boys
seem so obsessed with.

Keiran!
Keiran!

- We just came to say hello.
- You're not allowed here anymore.

- Yes, we are.
- We go where we want-- 10 meter rule.

- You're too close.
- This is 10 meters, motherfucker.

Get a ruler if you
don't believe me.

Why don't you boys go
check out your lockers?

- How come?
- Just go check 'em out.

- Why?
- See what you see.

Jonah now seems to be able
to take responsibility

for his own actions.

And l think this
is a direct result

of the Polynesian Pathways
program,

that he is slowly learning
the right way to behave.

- Oh, shit.
- What the hell?

Whoa.

Celine, calm down, please.

All right.

- Repeat after me. ''Come on, Jessica.''
- Come on, Jessica.

''You don't need drugs
to have fun.''

- Don't need drugs to have fun.
- We've got a new Mr. G-- Toby--

and he's absolutely
brilliant up there.

''l'm always having fun
and l don't need drugs.''

l always have fun.
Don't need drugs.

- Say it to her.
- Oh, whoops.

He's got an almost perfect
recall for stage direction.

l think the real Mr. G is quite
impressed by how well he's slotted in.

l have fun and don't need them.

He's not overplaying
the character like Matthew did.

- You are nailing this.
- Really good, Tobe.

He's not sort of, you know,
poncing around.

He's-- he's bringing a sort of
masculine quality to the role,

which is more in keeping
with the Mr. G character.

And you walk her back to class.

l'm happy with--
with how things are going.

lt's all going so well.
You know, touch wood.

Mr. G! Mr. G!
lt's Celine!

- She ran onto the road.
- The car-- it her.

l told you to keep
the bloody door shut.

- Where is she?
- She's outside.

- What happened?
- Celine got ran over.

Oh my God, did you see it?

- ls she okay?
- What's happened?

- By a car?
- Celine got ran over.

- Celine's been hit by a car.
- ls she all right?

- Don't know.
- Oh my gosh.

Year-11 formal tickets!

Year-11 formal tickets.
450 bucks.

Have you got the money
on you today?

- No one's buying them.
- Did you sell any?

- We've sold nothing.
- They'll buy them at the last minute.

- Yeah, they will.
- Hi, Ja'mie.

- Oh, hi.
- How are you?

Good, yeah,
l'm really good.

Um, l had
a big think about it

and l think it's
a really good idea.

- To go to the formal with me?
- Yeah.

- Yes!
- Yeah, l would love to go.

How cool.
lt's so exciting.

- We're gonna have the best night.
- lt'll be really good.

Um, if you need to talk at all

about the whole
coming out thing--

Oh, yeah.
No, l'm cool.

- l'm okay about it.
- You sure?

Yeah, l've always known.
l was just born this way.

- Um, yeah.
- Good.

- We'll message each other.
- Okay, cool.

- Well, see you.
- Bye.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Oh my God,
don't freak out.

- What the hell is going on?
- What are you doing?

l'm not a lesbian.
Oh my God.

- Guys, seriously.
- Ja'mie, are you a lesbian?

- No no no.
- l can't believe it.

No, l told her l was a lesbian so
she'd say yes to take me to the formal.

Why the hell do you want
to go to the formal with a lesbian?

- Don't you get it?
- No.

She is like the second-hottest
girl in year 11.

The combination of her and l
is gonna be awesome.

Seriously. lt's gonna blow
everyone's mind.

- This is like-- you're a lesbian?
- Think about it.

When we turn up
to the nightclub,

we get out of the limo,
everyone's gonna go schizo.

- Can you imagine that?
- So it's fake?

- Yeah, it's totally--
- Oh my God.

- Are you sure?
- l am faking. l am not a lesbian.

- l know your plan. lt's to stand out.
- lt's disgusting even to joke.

- To go with a lesbian--
- Bigger than you and wheelchair guy.

No, it will make you
stand out so much.

- lt'll be like, ''Oh my God.''
- lt's gonna be so cool.

Get over it, Jess. lt's gonna be
the best thing ever.

Like we should do awards
at the formal

and have the hottest
lesbian couple award...

- Yes!
- ...and me and Tamsin can win it.

l got suspended!

Three-day suspension!

l had to go see Miss Murray,

and she said that my dad
had to pay for the lockers

to be fixed
and repainted and shit.

And dad said fuck off to them.

Suspended!

And Pedophile Pete
said that if l fuck up again,

they want my dad to send me
to a private school for problem boys.

- Your dad looks angry, man.
- l know, he's pissed as.

You do that shit again,
l'll send you back to Tonga.

l don't even care if you
send me back to Tonga.

There's mad break-dancers
in Tonga.

l want to go there.

- l'm gonna smack you tonight.
- That's child abuse if you do.

And you didn't turn up to Poly Day,
motherfucker. You owe me.

Now l've just spoken
to Mr. G, he's called.

He's on his way back
from the vet.

Unfortunately...

Celine has died.

Now, when Mr. G
gets back today,

he's obviously going
to be very upset.

l would ask that you all
take that into consideration.

Let's move into
the first positions

for ''School These Days,''
the reprise, please.

Okay, cast.

We will run through...

the whole number
to the end.

Dancers, heads down, please,

remembering jazz run-in
with right foot first.

Thank you, Rodney.

♪ School these days ♪

♪ You'd have to be
a fool these days ♪

♪ To want to go
to school these days ♪

♪ School these days ♪

♪ There's bullies and thugs,
sex and drugs ♪

♪ lt's not like it used to be ♪

♪ To want to go
to school these days ♪

♪ School these days ♪

♪ Don't want to go to school ♪

♪ Don't want to go
to school. ♪

Guys, formal issue.

There's no way he's doing it
unless we give him full payment.

lt's a serious issue, guys.

- We'll do a dress-up day.
- That's, like, paying for our formal.

To raise important funds
for AlDS in Africa.

- l don't really see it as lying.
- AlDS money, AlDS in Africa.

Ja'mie's in a massive
amount of trouble.

Look, we're really rich, so just
name your price and we'll sort it out.

To be honest, l'm a bit
worried about Jonah.

Doug's taking this really
hard line with him.

One time you get caught break-dancing
and you are out of here!

We got a text message from Keiran. He
wants to have a break-dancing challenge.

He's gonna go around
the whole school

telling everyone l'm not
a good enough break-dancer.

The only rule we have
is no ROGs or FOBs.

l know if l take revenge on him,

l'll get fuckin' expelled or some shit.

l'm sorry to hear about your dog.

You never said ''Great,
thank you for what you've done.''

l'm bloody resigning.
Fuck off, everyone.

l'm leaving at the end of today.

lt's my last day today.
Mr. G's last day!

l've come to the end
and it feels right.

Why have you spent all day
today driving up and down

- outside the school?
- lt's on my way to the shops.

- What are we gonna do?
- That's not gonna happen.

- l'm supporting him!
- Trust me for once.

- You spaz.
- That's really mean.

l've got year nines
first period, God help me.

- With the blonde hair.
- What are you doing today?

Um, last night
l was at a movie...

One of my big gripes is
there's a lot of teasing

that goes on at this school.

- Kids are very nasty--
- Yeah.

--and Toby deals
with a lot of that stuff.

He has to deal with
being called, ''You spaz!

You retard!

Spastic.''

What else do you get?
''Nuff Nuff''?

l know how he feels.

l had a difficult
school time myself.

l went to an all-boys' school and l went
by my real name in those days,

which is Hellen,

the ancient Greek masculine
version of the name.

You can imagine at a boys' school

with a name like Hellen Gregson

it was not easy.

Getting called things--

''Oh, you're a big poof, Hellen.
You're a poofter.''

l used to wear my pants
fairly high in those days

'cause l was a dancer.

- Really funny.
- That's just how we wore them then.

So, ''Hellen, stop pulling
your pants up, you big poof.''

Nasty things like that.

So l know how it feels.

Yes, we look after
each other, don't we?

Yeah.

We do.
Just, all right.

And release.

- Did you lock the car?
- Of course l fucking locked it.

Don't talk to me like that,
you little fuck.

Don't walk next to me.
lt looks gay.

- So is he back on the Ritalin?
- Yeah.

Okay, well, that can help.

Jonah, have you had time
to think things over

during the suspension?

Answer your teacher.

He's not my teacher.
He's student welfare.

Any sort of changes
that you could make?

Be better at school
and be more behaved.

What about at home, Mr. Takalua?
ls there anything you can change

to help Jonah get through all this?

Be stricter on him,

- make him do his work.
- Mm-hmm.

Smack him out if he doesn't.

Well, not really
changes like that.

l was thinking more of do some
reading together in the evenings.

Yeah, maybe.

That's a homo thing to do.
l'm not doing that, sir.

All right, what about the work you were
supposed to do during your suspension?

What subject was this for?

l don't know.

Well, what teacher
gave it to you?

Mr. Pulos.

- The science teacher?
- Yeah.

We went and bought
the glue for it,

and he works hard on it.

Yeah, l can see
he worked hard on it,

but l'm afraid this
is not schoolwork.

A suspension isn't
a holiday, Jonah.

Do you really want to go
to a fourth school in two years?

No, sir.

No, l didn't think so.

Holly!

Oh my God!
Did you get my text?

- lt's a formal issue?
- Formal issues.

Guys, formal issue!

So the DJ called me last night
and says there is no way he's doing it

- unless he gets full payment upfront.
- lt's like impossible.

- But we don't have money yet.
- Yeah, it's like five grand.

- Did you tell him?
- Yeah, l told him, he got really mad.

- lt's a serious issue, guys.
- That's like the biggest part of it.

When l said l was planning
a formal, l didn't realize

you guys would be too povo
to pay for it, no offense.

- We gotta figure it out.
- There's no point saying that to me.

We've sold like three tickets.
We need five grand.

As of today, Jonah, we are
gonna implement some changes.

You are now on parole.

That means one tiny thing

and there are big
big consequences.

First of all, we're gonna
ban you from break-dancing--

- That's bullshit.
- --because break-dancing is the cause

- of a lot of your issues.
- That's bullshit, sir!

Jonah, every time you get into a fight,
it's about break-dancing.

- That's fucked up.
- lt's a waste of time.

One time you get caught break-dancing
and you are out of here!

lf he's fucked up again,
l'm gonna send him back to Tonga.

How would you feel
about that, Jonah?

l'd feel bad.

l don't want to go to Tonga.
l'd miss my friends.

l'd miss this school.

l went to Tonga once when
l was 10 and it was shit.

All right.
So don't break the rules.

Do you understand that?

Yes.

Good.

How about-- just an idea-- we could,
like, maybe buy our own tickets?

No, we are not. We are on the formal
committee. We're doing so much work.

- We've done way too much work.
- l'm not paying for anything.

- No way.
- Oh my God! l just thought of an idea.

- What?
- We could do like a fundraiser.

- l've done heaps. l know what to do.
- How does that work?

We'll do like a theme
dress-up day, right?

- And everyone has to bring like $2.
- That's such a good--

- No no no, five bucks.
- Five bucks.

Five bucks! And five bucks times
the school is like $20,000 or something.

- Yeah, that'll be--
- And we could do a fashion parade!

- Like $10 at the door.
- l love fashion parades!

- We can set up a catwalk.
- Oh my God.

- That's so really hot!
- l'll bring my designer clothes

- and you can wear them!
- That's, like, paid for our formal.

- Let's go tell Mr. Cameron!
- Oh my God, dude.

l'll do an announcement
at assembly. lt'll be so cool!

Thank you, Rosie.

Pop those down there.

Greg, could l have a word with you
in my office if you wouldn't mind?

- Yes.
- l'm sorry to hear about your dog.

lt's obviously
quite upsetting.

Yes, it is.

The reason l wanted
to talk to you is to tell you

that Meredith has finalized
all her family affairs in New Zealand

and she'll be here on Friday.

- As what?
- As head of Drama.

We don't need
a head of Drama.

l'm the Director
of Performing Arts.

You have been outstanding.
l can't thank you enough for filling in.

l'll be putting something
in the newsletter,

- but Meredith will be--
- l'm the Director of Performing Arts.

Meredith will be back
as the head of Drama

and you will be returning
to being a senior Drama teacher.

When am l getting
my arena seating for the show?

When are you-- when
are you opening up your budget

and giving a little bit
to Drama for once?

When am l getting
my basketball hoop down?

When am l getting
some support from you?

lnstead, you're wasting it
on sport and cricket stumps

and stupid things
that the school doesn't need.

Why don't you go buy some more
books for the library or crap like that?

Because the funds are certainly
not coming in my direction.

Greg, don't be ridiculous.
l am greatly supportive of you

and l've appreciated
all that you've done,

- and all that you do for Drama.
- You're not a supporter of me.

lf you supported me
you wouldn't have the Special-Ed kids

and the demountables on the site
where you know l want to build

the Gregson Performing Arts Center.
That's not supportive.

Greg, l have to consider
other departments in the school,

and from where l stand,
Drama is a small department.

Well, you need to give me
a chance to make it big.

Once l finish the show and build
the Performing Arts Center,

the kids will be coming in droves.
You know that.

And l need your help.
l don't need Meredith.

Greg, l understand
what you're saying,

but l've been in the public
school system for over 30 years now,

and l know what
the funding is like.

Your Performing Arts Center
is a fabulous idea,

but it is not realistic.

lt's never going to happen.

Let me do my show
and l will get you that money.

l need you to help me,

instead of putting up walls.

l'm sorry,
there's nothing l can do.

l'm so sick of you. l'm so--

l'm sick of your stupid school,
and you're all pathetic.

l've built that drama department up
from the shithole that it was

when l came here and you've
never appreciated me for doing that.

You've never thanked me. You've never
said, ''Thank you for what you've done.''

l could have taken
a different road.

l could have been huge by now if
l had taken a different path in my life.

l could have been famous.
l would have been massive.

lnstead, l've just
chosen to waste my time

in a pathetic school
with loser teachers

and idiots like you!

And l'm so sick of it.
You're pathetic.

l'm better than all
of you people out there.

l'm better than all of you.

l try to bring
a little bit of hope,

a little bit of magic
into this school.

And l try to have a dream--
l dare to have a dream that's big

and you shove it in my face,

l get it slapped
back in my face--

''No, it's not possible.
We can't do that.''

Shoot me for
wanting to dream!

Shoot me for giving the kids
something to aspire to.

l'm bloody resigning.
l'm so sick of it.

Shove it up your ass,
Margaret.

l'm resigning, everyone.

l'm out of here.
That's it. l'm gone.

There's my letter
of resignation

and there's some flowers
for my dead dog.

Why don't you stick
those up your fat ass?

Fuck off, everyone!

l'm gone.

We got kicked out
of our old area.

Now we're in this shit area.

- This area's got a fucked-up ground.
- The ground's all fucked up.

- There's no audience when we break.
- No one ever comes down here.

- lt's so boring, man.
- Come on, then.

- l can't do it.
- No teachers can see from here.

l'll get busted if l do it.

Since the fight, we don't even talk
to the year sevens anymore.

lt's like they're not even there, bro.

We don't even look at them,

especially Keiran.
He's a fucker.

He made up this
all-Aussie crew, and, um,

he's going around telling people
that his crew is better than us.

- Shit as.
- Crap, bro, he's racist.

He only lets Aussies in.

- And Aussies are shit break-dancers.
- Bloody Aussies.

The Aussie break-dancing crew
is made up of me, Liam,

and a couple of other guys
l'm teaching to break-dance.

The only rule we have is that you
have to be Aussie to be in it.

So no wogs or FOBs. And our
year-11 coordinator Miss Wheatley

said we can break-dance at the end
of term assembly, so we're practicing.

Hi, miss!

When Jonah was away

the year sevens wrote all this
racist shit on Jonah's locker.

Yeah, like ''Go home, FOBs,''
and shit like that.

- Keiran wrote it.
- ''Go back to Samoa.''

Keiran fucking wrote it.
He's denying it, but he wrote it.

- No, it wasn't us.
- That's stupid.

We don't know who
did it but it wasn't us.

They probably did it themselves
to make it look like we did it.

They're stupid enough to do that.

And l know if l take revenge on him
and smash him or some shit

that l'll get busted for it.
l'll get blamed for it

and then l'll get fucking
expelled or some shit.

And now for a quick message
from Ja'mie King.

l'm just about
to make my announcement

about the fundraiser for the formal.

l've done heaps
of this stuff before,

and the key thing is to make
people feel really guilty.

AlDS is a huge problem in Africa.

People are dying of AlDS
every second.

lt's really bad.

So on Thursday we will be
having a dress-up day

to raise important funds
for AlDS in Africa...

Going with the AlDS thing
means that people

are more likely to give money
'cause they're gonna feel really bad.

lf l just said
it was for the formal,

like, they wouldn't care.
Do you know what l mean?

The dress-up theme is AlDS.

So come dressed as
an AlDS-related thing,

like a doctor, a nurse,
a patient or an African.

Also there's gonna be
a fashion parade

in the multipurpose room
at lunch.

And it's $10 to get in.
Thank you, everyone.

l don't really see it as lying.

lt's like just delaying telling them
the truth about it.

Do you know what l mean?

l'm leaving
at the end of today.

l'm-- l'm really going.
l'm ready.

Can you make sure we're going
in some sort of order with these?

l'm doing the whole
farewell thing.

Guys, l'm gonna be
handing around my card.

l've got the whole staff signing
one of those big, oversized cards

that l went and got at recess
from the newsagent.

The card's on its way around, so--

what are you gonna write?

So everyone's wishing me well,
which is very nice.

Sorry, l don't
know you very well.

Could l get you
to sign this, please?

Everyone's talking about it.
There's a lot of talk around the school.

Listening, please,
everyone.

lt's my last day today.
Mr. G's last day at school,

so if you have anything
you want to say to me

then come and talk to me
now on the playground. l'm here.

- l've let the whole school know.
- Oh, hello.

l've said goodbye
to good friends.

Okay, off you go.

l've gone around
to my favorite teachers.

l'm not gonna say goodbye to everyone.
l don't like everyone.

- Go and get the rubbish.
- Hi, Mr. G.

The show's off.
l'm not doing the show anymore.

My artistic integrity was being
tampered with way too much.

Rodney's organized one of those
farewell walkout guard-of-honor things,

which is compulsory
for all the Drama kids to go to,

so there should be
a fairly big turnout for that.

Thank you. Thanks.
Bye, everyone.

Who's creamed the car?
Has anyone creamed my car? No? Cool.

- Thank you so much.
- Yeah, see you.

l've reached the end
of my tether.

- l've come to the end.
- Bye, everyone.

- lt feels right.
- Goodbye, Summer Heights High forever.

- Hi.
- Oh my God!

Oh my God,
you look so hot!

Yeah, l'm like
a naughty AlDS nurse.

l thought you said
we all had to be African.

l didn't want
anyone else to copy.

We just came from
the lockers though,

and not everyone's
got into it.

- They still have to pay though.
- Definitely.

Jonah should be the only one
at the computer, Leon.

- Miss!
- Leon needs to finish his own story.

To be honest l'm a bit
worried about Jonah.

He seems a little
withdrawn and unhappy.

Doug's taking this really
hard line with him

and l'm not quite sure
it's the right approach.

- How are you going there, mister?
- All right, miss.

He's losing confidence.

l just worry sometimes
that we as a school

aren't doing him much good.

The last day of term
is Gumnut Story Day.

So l hope that everybody
sent their notes home--

Miss, why do we have to call
it ''Gumnut Cottage Story Day''?

lt sounds like
a children's thing.

l forgot that you were
such a man now, Jonah.

Maybe you want to work on a new title,
something that's more manly.

- ''Gumnut Cottage Wicked Day''?
- Yeah!

Guys, AlDS money.
AlDS in Africa.

Did you guys
bring your money?

lt doesn't matter if you went casual.
You still have to pay.

AlDS in Africa.

- Hi.
- How are you?

Good.
You got five bucks?

Yeah.

Oh, you came as a lesbian.
That looks cool.

- Thanks.
- lt kind of relates-- gay, AlDS.

- lt's just my casual stuff, really.
- Oh, cute.

- Hi, girls.
- Mr. Cameron, can l check your heart?

- You all look great.
- Only joking.

l appreciate what you're doing.
This is for a great cause.

- Thanks, Mr. Cameron.
- Thanks.

We are making
so much money.

This is gonna pay
for it easily.

Remember that on Story Day
there's no school uniform,

but l want you all
to dress well.

l want you all to look
like gentlemen,

which means, Leon,

- collared shirts, long pants--
- That's gay. miss.

--and l want your hair done.

- Story Day happens once a year.
- We'll look like homos.

- l don't even have a collared shirt.
- Borrow one, Jonah.

The boys write and publish their own
stories during the term.

Some of their families have never
ever seen them or heard them read,

and so suddenly there they are
reading their own stories

in front of an audience.

l have to say that l
always end up in tears.

Miss, how come we
can't use spell-check?

'Cause if you use spell-check
you'll never learn how to spell.

- Don't read it, miss!
- lt's all right. Hands off the screen.

What the year sevens wrote
on Jonah's locker was horrible.

lt was really hurtful.
l really felt for him.

lt's really fantastic
that Jonah's not retaliating.

That's been really
really good of him.

l think he's being very brave.

- Fuck off, miss!
- l'm not.

Sorry for saying ''fuck off.''

Just finish up.

Go away, miss.
Trust me for once.

l do, l do.

Hey, girl.
Girls.

Girls, come over.
lt's me.

lt's Mr. G.

l'm a teacher.
Come over.

ls Mrs. Cotton back yet?

ls everyone freaking out
that l'm not there?

Can you guys go back in
and spread it that l'm out in front?

Tell everyone. Thanks.

Um, Mr. G, Miss Murray would like
to see you in her office.

- She told me to get you.
- How does she know l'm here?

She says she can see you
driving past from her office.

Well, tell Miss Murray if she wants
to talk to me she can come to me.

Go and tell her that.

$10. Thanks.

Hi, you have your $10?

Thank you.
You're supporting AlDS.

- Everyone-- Jess!
- You guys, come on.

Oh my God, l'm so nervous.

- Are you guys ready?
- l'm gonna go last.

Hi, everyone.
Welcome to Fashion for AlDS.

Slide you down.

Where's my fucking blue shirt?

This is a Dolce & Gabbana dress
that l wore to my year-nine formal.

As you can see,
it still fits me.

This is an outfit that
l might wear on the weekends

if l was just going down
to the shops or something.

lt's very casual yet very now.

And remember, guys,
bigger donations will be accepted.

Do it for the Africans.

First you go knuckle.

The whole point is
if he doesn't break-dance,

we're gonna be named
as the shitholers.

lf he does dance and get caught
he's gonna get expelled.

He's not gonna get caught because
no teachers go behind the gym.

We got a text message
from Keiran last period.

He sent it to Joseph's phone

and said he wants to do battle
on Jonah after school.

He wants to have
a break-dancing challenge.

He's gonna go around telling everyone
l'm not a good enough break-dancer.

- Everyone knows you're a good breaker.
- Tag all ''Jonah's shit.''

- l have to fucking do it, boys.
- Don't do it, man.

lf he doesn't do it, we'll get,
''Oh, there's that shit crew.

There's Jonah
and his shit crew.

They didn't even want
to battle Keiran.''

- l'm supporting him. Youse are not.
- lf he gets expelled,

- what are you gonna do then?
- You don't know shit.

You don't have his back
when he's going back to Tonga.

What if Keiran tips off
the teachers?

Probably setting you
up right now.

He'll probably
tell the teachers.

What do you want me to do?
lgnore it?

- They'll catch you doing it.
- Don't do it.

- l have to do it.
- lt's stupid.

What the fuck do
you know about it?

You know l'm
a good break-dancer.

l could squash that little homo
with one little fucking move.

Everyone knows
you're the best.

Text him back, Joseph.

Just say l'll meet him
at the back of the gym after school.

- This is fucked, man.
- Do it.

- You're fucking yourself up, man.
- lt's your funeral, bro.

- Greg, hello there.
- Hello?

l noticed you're parked here.

l'm just wondering how
you're getting on and so on.

Good, fine.
Just on my way to the shops.

- Do you mind if l get in?
- Yeah, that's all right.

l'd actually like you to reconsider
your resignation.

That's very interesting
but that won't be happening.

Why don't we just pretend that
all of this didn't happen?

You can just step back into it.

l don't even need
to process your letter.

That would be very convenient
for you, wouldn't it?

No paperwork.

Greg, what l'd like you
to do is think it through.

- l think you've rushed into this.
- l've thought it through.

- l don't think you have.
- l know exactly what l'm doing.

l've been disrespected
and mistreated and shoved around,

and l've made up my mind.
l'm not coming back to teach,

so forget it.

Well, as you know,
Meredith started again from leave today,

and she and l believe
you need a better title.

lf you're willing to come back,

l'd like to give you the title of

Creative Coordinator
of the Drama Department.

Don't patronize me,
Margaret.

That is a pathetic title.

lt means nothing.
lt's an insult to me.

Just get on with your life.
l'm getting on with mine.

Getting on with your life?
Why have you spent all day today

- driving outside the school?
- lt's on my way to the shops.

l do have a life outside
Summer Heights High, believe it or not.

All right, Greg, if that's
your attitude, l can't do any more,

but if you want to change your mind,
you know where l am.