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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:01,149 --> 00:03:03,518 After an absence of 76 years, 2 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:06,286 the return of Halley's Comet creates an atmosphere 3 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:07,855 of excitement and anticipation. 4 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:11,659 Around the country, people wait in line at observatories 5 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,161 to get a better look at the comet 6 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,096 through powerful telescopes. 7 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:16,731 Since the beginning of mankind, 8 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,298 comets have evoked fear, 9 00:03:18,498 --> 00:03:20,267 awe, and superstition. 10 00:03:21,102 --> 00:03:23,370 It was thought that they were harbingers of disaster 11 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:26,273 and a sign of the wrath of an unpleased god, 12 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:27,975 that they foretold plagues, 13 00:03:28,109 --> 00:03:31,012 the death of princes, and the fall of kingdoms. 14 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,881 In Switzerland, Halley's Comet was blamed 15 00:03:34,082 --> 00:03:36,718 for earthquakes, illnesses, red rain, 16 00:03:36,851 --> 00:03:39,252 and even the birth of two-headed animals. 17 00:03:39,854 --> 00:03:42,190 What surprises will Halley's Comet have 18 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:43,991 in store for us today? 19 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,132 Are you sure you know where you're going? 20 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:28,503 Lay off. We've been here millions of times as kids. 21 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:31,338 Dad used to bring us here all the time. 22 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:33,508 Really? Why'd you guys stop coming here? 23 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:35,209 The place just got run down. 24 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:40,014 Like, illegal dumping, crime, bad people. 25 00:04:40,882 --> 00:04:42,049 Really? 26 00:04:42,183 --> 00:04:44,351 It's all cleaned up now. 27 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:46,020 Proposition 19. 28 00:04:46,154 --> 00:04:49,657 85 million to protect wildlife and the coastal areas. 29 00:04:49,791 --> 00:04:51,526 Just got passed a couple of years ago. 30 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:53,493 Proposition 19. 31 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,129 God, you're such a nerd, Ollie. 32 00:04:55,328 --> 00:04:56,496 Stop it. 33 00:04:56,631 --> 00:04:57,899 What are you going to do about it? 34 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,103 Look out! 35 00:05:08,109 --> 00:05:09,844 That was close. 36 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:19,554 Oh, shit. Here he comes. 37 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:27,195 Well, blow me down. That was close. 38 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,629 I'm sorry, sir. 39 00:05:28,830 --> 00:05:30,731 You ought to watch where you're going, kiddo, 40 00:05:30,932 --> 00:05:32,967 or somebody's going to get hurt here. 41 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:35,102 Again, sorry, sir. 42 00:05:35,303 --> 00:05:37,470 You here for the meteor shower? 43 00:05:37,672 --> 00:05:38,940 Yes, sir. 44 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:42,109 Right, going to be a once-in-a-lifetime show. 45 00:05:42,310 --> 00:05:43,744 So we keep getting told. 46 00:05:43,878 --> 00:05:45,079 Good. 47 00:05:48,149 --> 00:05:49,317 Are you a sailor? 48 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:52,787 Does I look like a cowboy? 49 00:05:52,987 --> 00:05:53,855 No. 50 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,590 I am what I am. 51 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:57,424 And that's all I am. 52 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:02,129 Well, you know, you guys, you better behave yourselves now. 53 00:06:02,263 --> 00:06:03,731 Otherwise, next time, 54 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:06,734 I might have to give you a little bump on the nose. 55 00:06:06,868 --> 00:06:08,135 Okay. 56 00:06:08,336 --> 00:06:10,538 Well, I should be going now. 57 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:13,040 Going to be good fishing tonight. 58 00:06:15,343 --> 00:06:17,011 Thank you, sir. 59 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:19,680 I guess. 60 00:07:04,325 --> 00:07:06,961 Hey, I think that's them. 61 00:07:19,073 --> 00:07:21,075 Hey, guys. 62 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:26,013 Ow. 63 00:07:26,147 --> 00:07:27,447 Good to see you. 64 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:29,116 Oh, wow. You have everything set up? 65 00:07:29,317 --> 00:07:31,886 -Hey, I told you I would. -I'm not complaining. 66 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:33,087 Hey! 67 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:35,122 Hey! 68 00:07:35,256 --> 00:07:36,691 Where are Stevie and Mon? 69 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:39,994 Oh, you know those two. They're on their own time. 70 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,562 Hey, I want to check out the beach. 71 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:43,164 I'll be back in a minute. 72 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:46,233 Ollie, wait up. I want to see. 73 00:07:46,367 --> 00:07:48,235 -You coming? -Yeah, sure. 74 00:07:48,436 --> 00:07:49,804 We won't be long. 75 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:50,771 Okay. 76 00:07:50,972 --> 00:07:54,508 [waves crashing 77 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:10,424 How'd you get her to come? 78 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,159 It wasn't easy. 79 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:14,261 -What a princess. -Hey. 80 00:08:14,395 --> 00:08:15,830 You know what I mean. 81 00:08:16,030 --> 00:08:17,131 I know. 82 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:18,799 Love's a bitch. 83 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:20,968 And then, you marry one. 84 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,504 You got guts, man. 85 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,718 Hey! 86 00:08:39,220 --> 00:08:40,721 What are you doing? 87 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:44,291 Skits! Skits, look! 88 00:08:47,228 --> 00:08:48,729 Leave him alone. 89 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:57,538 Oh. Go, go! 90 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:00,007 Are you okay? 91 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:03,310 Are you crazy, Ollie? Those guys could have hurt you. 92 00:09:03,444 --> 00:09:05,312 They were going to kill him. 93 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:07,882 Here, let me help you. 94 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,651 - Ah! - Here you go. 95 00:09:11,352 --> 00:09:12,820 Meteors! 96 00:09:14,455 --> 00:09:15,856 They're evil! 97 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:17,725 You need to go! 98 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:19,326 You sure you're okay? 99 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:23,731 You don't understand. You don't understand. 100 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:26,667 Bad things, real bad things are going to happen. 101 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,336 You need to go. 102 00:09:32,206 --> 00:09:33,307 The comet. 103 00:09:34,543 --> 00:09:36,077 The comet is evil. 104 00:09:38,112 --> 00:09:41,182 You need to go. There's seeds. You need to go. 105 00:09:41,916 --> 00:09:44,151 Okay. We'll think about it. 106 00:09:44,285 --> 00:09:46,987 Don't think. Just go. 107 00:09:47,121 --> 00:09:48,322 Go now! 108 00:09:48,523 --> 00:09:49,723 We will. 109 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,126 Have you got a few bucks? 110 00:09:52,326 --> 00:09:54,328 -What? -Have you got any cash? 111 00:09:54,529 --> 00:09:56,363 He looks crazy. 112 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,734 Here, take this. 113 00:10:00,935 --> 00:10:02,336 - Thanks. Thanks. - Go get yourself 114 00:10:02,537 --> 00:10:03,471 something to eat. 115 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:05,139 You need to go. 116 00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:06,207 You need to go. 117 00:10:06,407 --> 00:10:07,608 We will. 118 00:10:14,215 --> 00:10:16,851 What the fuck, Ollie? We're just giving money away now. 119 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:21,722 Hey, he needed a little help. Don't you feel good? 120 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:23,858 No. 121 00:10:30,164 --> 00:10:32,733 What was all that stuff about evil and meteors? 122 00:10:32,867 --> 00:10:34,468 He's crazy. 123 00:10:34,603 --> 00:10:37,938 He had that book about meteors turning people into monsters. 124 00:10:38,139 --> 00:10:38,939 What? 125 00:10:39,373 --> 00:10:41,142 Killer comet. 126 00:10:41,342 --> 00:10:42,376 Crazy old coot. 127 00:10:42,577 --> 00:10:44,211 We should probably get back. 128 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:45,646 Probably. 129 00:10:46,447 --> 00:10:48,048 Look, there it is. 130 00:10:48,249 --> 00:10:49,049 Hey. 131 00:10:50,251 --> 00:10:52,319 I hope it's everything they say it's going to be. 132 00:10:52,453 --> 00:10:54,155 Oh, I'm sure it will be. 133 00:10:54,355 --> 00:10:55,256 Right, Ollie? 134 00:10:55,456 --> 00:10:56,790 Come on, let's go. 135 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,853 Where's she going? 136 00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:30,424 Ah, she's been acting a little strange the last few days. 137 00:11:30,625 --> 00:11:32,226 You don't say. 138 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,528 What was that all about? 139 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:36,230 Aye. She's definitely got something on her mind. 140 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:40,635 Hey, no disrespect, that could've got ugly. 141 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,403 I mean, what if they were packing dude? 142 00:11:42,604 --> 00:11:44,004 I-- I know, dude. 143 00:11:45,239 --> 00:11:46,974 I talked to her the other day. 144 00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:49,544 I think this is gonna be good for her. 145 00:11:50,612 --> 00:11:53,280 Gets her head out of the books for a change. 146 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:56,884 It's only the last few days she's been acting weird. 147 00:11:58,687 --> 00:11:59,920 You think she's okay? 148 00:12:01,322 --> 00:12:02,423 Yeah. She's fine. 149 00:12:04,659 --> 00:12:06,093 Maybe it's the comet. 150 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:09,631 Yeah. Before you know it, she becomes a monster. 151 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,198 She starts fighting everyone. 152 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,968 -Like that chick from Alien. -From Alien! 153 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,103 Fucking good movie, dude. 154 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,372 -Fucking good movie. -Seriously, though. 155 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:21,775 She got into MIT. It's a big deal. 156 00:12:21,976 --> 00:12:23,110 I know. 157 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,878 Hey, maybe she's just nervous, you know? 158 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,380 She's not going to be the smartest one 159 00:12:26,581 --> 00:12:28,782 in the room anymore. 160 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,518 Are you trying to say we're all stupid? 161 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,687 No. 162 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:35,022 She's just the smartest in your family. 163 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,524 -Ah. -Yeah. 164 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:43,497 Well, she's going to have to toughen up a bit, 165 00:12:43,698 --> 00:12:45,399 which could be a good thing. 166 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,390 So what about you, stud? 167 00:13:09,591 --> 00:13:11,091 What do you mean? 168 00:13:11,292 --> 00:13:15,829 I mean, all-star quarterback, dating the head cheerleader. 169 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,264 -Oh, come off it. -Life's good, isn't it? 170 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,999 Just because you didn't get in the team, dude. 171 00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:21,536 Oh, fuck you. 172 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,571 I'll bring you down, son. 173 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:29,511 You-- you really dig Lizzie, huh? 174 00:13:30,512 --> 00:13:32,413 Yeah, man. She's a babe. 175 00:13:32,614 --> 00:13:33,548 She's cool as fuck. 176 00:13:33,748 --> 00:13:36,584 I get it. I get it. 177 00:13:42,657 --> 00:13:44,058 You ever get bored? 178 00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:47,061 What do you mean? 179 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:50,397 I mean, you've been with Cyla for fucking ever. 180 00:13:52,734 --> 00:13:54,502 It's called love, man. 181 00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:56,771 She's special. 182 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,439 She's special. 183 00:13:58,640 --> 00:13:59,574 You're such a dick. 184 00:13:59,774 --> 00:14:01,576 I'm just fucking with you, man. 185 00:14:01,776 --> 00:14:03,645 Come on. That's what friends do. 186 00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:06,380 You mess with the bull, young man, you get the horns. 187 00:14:06,581 --> 00:14:09,350 That was so bad. So bad. 188 00:14:15,790 --> 00:14:18,459 I have a really good feeling about tonight, though. 189 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,961 I think it's going to be amazing. 190 00:14:21,596 --> 00:14:23,631 Because everyone's been telling us, man. 191 00:14:23,765 --> 00:14:25,299 Once in a lifetime. 192 00:14:25,499 --> 00:14:26,500 You know it. 193 00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:01,902 We should probably get back, though. 194 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,738 They're probably wondering where we are. 195 00:15:04,639 --> 00:15:06,674 I've said it before, and I'll say it again. 196 00:15:08,242 --> 00:15:10,277 -Life moves pretty fast. -Stop. 197 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:14,248 You know, stop and look around once in a while, well... 198 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,350 Jesus. 199 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:17,384 You can miss it. 200 00:15:17,519 --> 00:15:20,454 That was so bad. Again. Again. 201 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:23,591 Ollie! 202 00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:27,595 Come on. We're heading back! 203 00:15:29,764 --> 00:15:30,565 Fuck. 204 00:15:30,765 --> 00:15:32,634 I hope Stevie's arrived. 205 00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:33,902 Oh, my God. Me too. 206 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,036 If he ain't carrying, 207 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,573 I'm going to stab him in the eye. 208 00:15:39,774 --> 00:15:41,308 He's always carrying. 209 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:45,412 I-- You know, I'm going to be puffing like a choo-choo train. 210 00:15:45,613 --> 00:15:46,714 Calm down, Spicoli. 211 00:15:46,848 --> 00:15:49,483 -Let's get the hell out of here. -Out of here. 212 00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:20,748 Well, there'll be good fishing tonight. 213 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,437 So, have you told anybody yet? 214 00:16:43,571 --> 00:16:44,404 No. 215 00:16:44,606 --> 00:16:47,007 Okay. 216 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,710 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 217 00:16:48,843 --> 00:16:50,812 I'll say something tonight. 218 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,412 Okay. 219 00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,083 It's just, you know, MIT. 220 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,452 I mean, that's a serious opportunity. 221 00:16:58,586 --> 00:16:59,754 I know. 222 00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:00,822 Okay. 223 00:17:00,989 --> 00:17:04,692 -Three, two, one. -Look. 224 00:17:14,536 --> 00:17:15,770 Told you. 225 00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:17,906 You win. You win. 226 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:21,208 Hey, maybe you could replace them with robots. 227 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:22,777 Let's not overreach. 228 00:17:22,977 --> 00:17:25,379 I was thinking trained monkeys? 229 00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:32,954 What's that? 230 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,957 I think I cut myself. 231 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,593 No. The noises. 232 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:42,697 Yeah, listen. 233 00:17:53,608 --> 00:17:56,243 -Boo! -Jesus! Fuck! 234 00:17:58,646 --> 00:18:00,782 Oh, what up? 235 00:18:00,982 --> 00:18:01,983 Heya! 236 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,116 My God. 237 00:18:03,317 --> 00:18:05,053 I think I just shit myself. 238 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:08,056 Looks like we came just in the nick of time. 239 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,591 Hey, you carrying? 240 00:18:09,791 --> 00:18:12,392 Does a wild bear shit in the woods, my friend. 241 00:18:12,594 --> 00:18:14,596 That's just what I want to hear right now. 242 00:18:14,796 --> 00:18:19,166 Looks like you could use a little medication. 243 00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:27,161 ♪ Don't be afraid, let the dark consume you ♪ 244 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:31,231 ♪ Hello boys, do you reckon right ♪ 245 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:36,003 ♪ Let it out and fall to me ♪ 246 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:43,477 ♪ Run into the blue sky, you're so empty ♪ 247 00:21:43,938 --> 00:21:50,778 ♪ Yeah ♪ 248 00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:03,224 ♪ Yeah ♪ 249 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,681 Huh. 250 00:25:21,555 --> 00:25:24,558 No... No... 251 00:25:47,748 --> 00:25:50,551 I'm telling you, when you're gone, you're gone. 252 00:25:50,751 --> 00:25:53,687 Uh, reincarnation? 253 00:25:54,922 --> 00:25:58,527 -What do you think? -You're the future scientist. 254 00:25:58,659 --> 00:26:01,595 I don't believe in reincarnation. 255 00:26:01,729 --> 00:26:04,098 And I didn't in my past life either. 256 00:26:04,231 --> 00:26:06,333 So stupid. 257 00:26:07,401 --> 00:26:08,636 You all right, Ollie? 258 00:26:08,836 --> 00:26:10,404 I don't think I want to do it. 259 00:26:10,539 --> 00:26:12,406 -Do what? -MIT. 260 00:26:12,541 --> 00:26:13,674 Why? 261 00:26:13,874 --> 00:26:16,077 I want to take a couple of years. 262 00:26:16,644 --> 00:26:18,746 Do some traveling. 263 00:26:18,879 --> 00:26:20,648 I'm tired of playing it safe. 264 00:26:20,848 --> 00:26:23,884 You're the one that said I need to toughen up. 265 00:26:24,318 --> 00:26:26,153 Live life. Right? 266 00:26:26,887 --> 00:26:29,590 To a new life, Ollie, 267 00:26:29,790 --> 00:26:34,095 one must fuck death in the gallbladder. 268 00:26:36,697 --> 00:26:38,499 And Dad is going to be pissed. 269 00:26:38,632 --> 00:26:40,901 I can always reapply. 270 00:26:41,035 --> 00:26:42,236 Go back. 271 00:26:42,436 --> 00:26:43,404 And it's your life. 272 00:26:43,538 --> 00:26:45,172 You have to do what you want. 273 00:26:45,306 --> 00:26:47,708 Hey, you only live once. 274 00:26:47,842 --> 00:26:51,145 Well, I'm still trying to figure that out. 275 00:26:51,345 --> 00:26:54,181 So stupid. 276 00:26:54,682 --> 00:26:57,017 I've got your back. Don't worry. 277 00:27:01,055 --> 00:27:04,058 Hey, what have we got here? 278 00:27:04,191 --> 00:27:05,359 Aye. 279 00:27:05,493 --> 00:27:07,628 Looks like we got ourselves a sailor boy. 280 00:27:07,828 --> 00:27:10,164 Hey, sailor boy. Good night, me hearty. 281 00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:13,501 Well, blow me down. 282 00:27:35,557 --> 00:27:37,391 Come on. Tell us, Stevie. 283 00:27:37,526 --> 00:27:38,859 All right, all right. 284 00:27:39,059 --> 00:27:41,295 Gather round. Gather round. 285 00:27:41,695 --> 00:27:44,698 So, I was visiting Scotland a couple of years ago. 286 00:27:44,899 --> 00:27:48,402 And it was really, really late one night. 287 00:27:48,903 --> 00:27:51,038 So, I'm walking up these extremely old steps. 288 00:27:51,238 --> 00:27:53,674 And they're going up towards this castle. 289 00:27:53,874 --> 00:27:56,076 And I'm going up and up. 290 00:27:56,277 --> 00:28:00,147 It's like 2 AM and coming down towards me 291 00:28:00,281 --> 00:28:02,584 there's this really old lady. 292 00:28:02,783 --> 00:28:04,218 And I mean old. 293 00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:05,953 And she's looking at me. 294 00:28:06,687 --> 00:28:09,723 Looking at me like she knows me. 295 00:28:09,857 --> 00:28:11,593 And I'm just trying to get back to the hotel. 296 00:28:11,992 --> 00:28:14,361 So I keep walking, head down. 297 00:28:14,563 --> 00:28:15,664 She stops me. 298 00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:17,731 She's wearing one of those capes, 299 00:28:17,932 --> 00:28:19,767 you know, the cloaks with the hoods. 300 00:28:19,967 --> 00:28:23,103 And I mean, she is ancient. 301 00:28:23,237 --> 00:28:24,438 She looks at me. 302 00:28:24,639 --> 00:28:28,909 She says, "Is your name Stevie?" 303 00:28:29,310 --> 00:28:32,046 And I'm like, you know, I'm from the other side of the world. 304 00:28:32,179 --> 00:28:33,682 Nobody knows me here. 305 00:28:33,881 --> 00:28:36,350 It's 2 AM and this is happening. 306 00:28:36,817 --> 00:28:38,419 So, I'm freaking out. 307 00:28:38,553 --> 00:28:42,156 But I'm like, "Yeah, my name's Stevie." 308 00:28:42,356 --> 00:28:45,660 She says, "I know who you are." 309 00:28:45,859 --> 00:28:47,294 I'm like, "How can you know who I am? 310 00:28:47,428 --> 00:28:48,530 We've never met before." 311 00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:49,997 She says... 312 00:28:50,197 --> 00:28:53,535 "I met you in a past life." 313 00:28:53,734 --> 00:28:56,837 I'm like, "What? Are you crazy?" 314 00:28:57,037 --> 00:29:01,475 She says, "When I was young, I met you. 315 00:29:01,676 --> 00:29:04,345 And you were a wolf." 316 00:29:04,546 --> 00:29:06,981 And I'm like, "Come on. Is this a joke? 317 00:29:07,181 --> 00:29:10,918 Did somebody put you up to this?" She says, "No. 318 00:29:11,051 --> 00:29:16,357 You were a wolf and you were killed by a horse. 319 00:29:16,490 --> 00:29:18,058 I watched it happen." 320 00:29:18,259 --> 00:29:21,195 And now I'm intrigued, I say, "Go on." 321 00:29:21,328 --> 00:29:24,431 She says, "You were running. 322 00:29:24,633 --> 00:29:26,433 And a horse kicked you. 323 00:29:26,568 --> 00:29:27,968 And you died." 324 00:29:28,168 --> 00:29:30,705 And I'm looking at her like, no way. 325 00:29:31,105 --> 00:29:32,707 She says, "It happened. 326 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:36,143 The horse kicked you behind your ear. 327 00:29:36,277 --> 00:29:37,478 Go on. 328 00:29:37,679 --> 00:29:40,548 Feel behind your left ear." 329 00:29:40,749 --> 00:29:42,850 So, I feel behind my left ear. 330 00:29:43,050 --> 00:29:45,919 You know what? The strange thing is... 331 00:29:46,053 --> 00:29:47,656 Feel here. 332 00:29:48,789 --> 00:29:50,692 Oh, my Go-- You asshole! 333 00:29:50,891 --> 00:29:52,727 Doodie! 334 00:29:52,860 --> 00:29:55,362 You had me there, dude. You had me. 335 00:29:55,563 --> 00:29:57,331 That was pretty funny. 336 00:29:57,532 --> 00:29:58,700 Fuck. 337 00:30:01,101 --> 00:30:03,937 -Fuck! -Giant sailor killed Spike! 338 00:30:04,338 --> 00:30:06,541 Like a giant fucking sailor! 339 00:30:08,842 --> 00:30:10,277 What the fuck are you doing here? 340 00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:12,514 You gotta go! You gotta go, man. 341 00:30:12,714 --> 00:30:13,814 What was that? 342 00:30:14,048 --> 00:30:15,750 -Just some fucking tweaker. -Tweaker? 343 00:30:15,949 --> 00:30:17,451 Yeah, they were at the beach earlier. 344 00:30:17,652 --> 00:30:19,153 Oh, this is great. 345 00:30:20,655 --> 00:30:22,423 What giant sailor? 346 00:30:22,624 --> 00:30:24,693 It could be that old sailor guy from earlier. 347 00:30:24,825 --> 00:30:26,493 Yeah, what sailor? 348 00:30:26,695 --> 00:30:28,362 We ran into him on the way here. 349 00:30:28,563 --> 00:30:29,597 Literally ran into him. 350 00:30:29,798 --> 00:30:31,666 He's like 80. 351 00:30:31,865 --> 00:30:33,967 He's harmless. Tweaker's tripping. 352 00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:36,470 Maybe we should be on the lookout for an Indian 353 00:30:36,671 --> 00:30:37,871 and a motorcycle cop. 354 00:30:38,005 --> 00:30:39,840 Don't forget a cowboy and a builder. 355 00:30:41,475 --> 00:30:44,278 Must be some good shit. We should track him down. 356 00:30:44,478 --> 00:30:45,913 So stupid. 357 00:30:46,113 --> 00:30:48,583 Guys, let's not let this ruin our night. 358 00:30:48,783 --> 00:30:51,885 Remember? Once in a lifetime. 359 00:30:52,019 --> 00:30:53,320 I'll second that. 360 00:30:53,521 --> 00:30:56,490 So we're just gonna act like it didn't happen? 361 00:30:57,358 --> 00:30:58,992 Yep. 362 00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:01,395 On that note, gotta drop the kids off at the pool. 363 00:31:01,830 --> 00:31:03,665 Thanks for letting us know. 364 00:31:03,864 --> 00:31:05,633 You're welcome. Where is it? 365 00:31:05,834 --> 00:31:07,602 -I think it's that way. -Thanks. 366 00:31:07,736 --> 00:31:10,904 Anyway, we got some business to attend to. 367 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,609 Do they ever stop? 368 00:31:14,809 --> 00:31:17,211 I don't think so. 369 00:31:18,813 --> 00:31:20,481 That druggy guy scared me. 370 00:31:20,682 --> 00:31:22,483 Hey, trust me, he's gone. 371 00:31:22,684 --> 00:31:24,885 You've got nothing to worry about. 372 00:31:25,018 --> 00:31:26,120 And... 373 00:31:26,387 --> 00:31:27,856 I told you I didn't want to come. 374 00:31:28,088 --> 00:31:31,125 -I hate camping. -Hey, it's one night. 375 00:31:31,559 --> 00:31:33,293 It's historic, remember? 376 00:31:33,494 --> 00:31:35,262 That's what everyone's saying. 377 00:31:35,462 --> 00:31:36,397 Historic, huh? 378 00:31:36,598 --> 00:31:39,032 -Yeah. -Yeah? 379 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,168 Go on, then. 380 00:32:07,729 --> 00:32:09,631 Give me some sugar, baby. 381 00:32:49,970 --> 00:32:53,741 ♪ Oh, what do you do with a drunken sailor ♪ 382 00:32:55,409 --> 00:32:58,245 ♪ Oh, what do you do with a... ♪ 383 00:33:00,347 --> 00:33:01,482 ♪ What do you do with... ♪ 384 00:33:06,521 --> 00:33:08,188 ♪ What do you do with a drunken sailor ♪ 385 00:33:08,322 --> 00:33:09,591 ♪ What do you do ♪ 386 00:33:13,928 --> 00:33:16,631 ♪ Early in the morning ♪ 387 00:33:22,169 --> 00:33:25,907 ♪ Way up she rises, way... ♪ 388 00:33:26,039 --> 00:33:27,942 ♪ Up she rises, way... ♪ 389 00:34:41,516 --> 00:34:43,618 No! 390 00:35:16,584 --> 00:35:18,620 So cool. 391 00:35:20,521 --> 00:35:23,758 This won't happen again until 2061. 392 00:35:24,391 --> 00:35:25,860 It's the Dutch Trail. 393 00:35:26,060 --> 00:35:28,062 That's what we're looking at. 394 00:35:28,261 --> 00:35:29,564 The meteors? 395 00:35:29,764 --> 00:35:33,901 Some are traveling at a 130,000 miles per hour 396 00:35:48,650 --> 00:35:51,052 He is the Terminator of fucking. 397 00:35:51,184 --> 00:35:53,054 Oh, I love that movie. 398 00:35:53,186 --> 00:35:55,690 -You've seen it? -Seen it. Love it. 399 00:35:55,890 --> 00:35:57,125 We just saw it on video. 400 00:35:57,324 --> 00:35:59,493 You know, they're going to make a sequel. 401 00:35:59,627 --> 00:36:01,929 Nah, it'll never be as good. 402 00:36:02,063 --> 00:36:03,665 -Impossible. -Forget that. 403 00:36:03,798 --> 00:36:05,767 - Critters is out today. - Today? 404 00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:08,335 Yeah, you've seen the trailer? 405 00:36:08,536 --> 00:36:13,206 Little monster from space. 406 00:36:27,555 --> 00:36:30,158 Whoa, did you see that? 407 00:36:30,357 --> 00:36:32,192 -Yeah. -It landed right over there. 408 00:36:32,392 --> 00:36:33,427 Look, there's another one. 409 00:36:33,561 --> 00:36:34,629 I want to take a look. 410 00:36:34,762 --> 00:36:36,831 -Where's Stevie? -Probably lost. 411 00:36:37,264 --> 00:36:38,833 You guys go check out your meteor. 412 00:36:38,966 --> 00:36:40,267 We'll check on Stevie. 413 00:36:40,467 --> 00:36:41,769 -You sure? -Sure. 414 00:36:41,903 --> 00:36:43,004 Well, what about them? 415 00:36:43,203 --> 00:36:44,972 Trent! 416 00:36:47,742 --> 00:36:49,010 Lizzy! 417 00:36:49,544 --> 00:36:51,579 We're going to go off on a walk. 418 00:36:55,248 --> 00:36:56,684 I don't think they're listening. 419 00:36:56,884 --> 00:36:57,985 Okay, let's go. 420 00:37:27,515 --> 00:37:29,016 Not so hard. 421 00:37:30,484 --> 00:37:32,520 Trent, too hard. 422 00:38:09,924 --> 00:38:13,161 Original director and Dennis Hopper set? 423 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,263 Wow, I can't wait. 424 00:38:15,963 --> 00:38:17,698 -You know what's crazy? -What? 425 00:38:17,899 --> 00:38:21,269 Stevie told me that in the UK, the first one is illegal. 426 00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:22,837 You can go to jail for having it. 427 00:38:22,970 --> 00:38:25,106 -No. -Seriously, they have this 428 00:38:25,305 --> 00:38:28,441 list of banned films called the video nasty list or something. 429 00:38:28,576 --> 00:38:29,644 You're making this up. 430 00:38:29,777 --> 00:38:31,579 -Honestly! -Come on. 431 00:38:31,712 --> 00:38:33,548 No, some Bible bashers put it together 432 00:38:33,681 --> 00:38:35,950 because it wasn't in line with her beliefs. 433 00:38:36,150 --> 00:38:37,919 You're winding me up. 434 00:38:38,119 --> 00:38:40,621 -The UK? -Jail time duty. 435 00:38:40,755 --> 00:38:43,624 It's crazy. 436 00:38:45,126 --> 00:38:47,128 Whoa. Another one. 437 00:38:52,499 --> 00:38:57,138 So now that you've been thinking about taking some time out, 438 00:38:57,672 --> 00:39:00,174 do you ever think about other things? 439 00:39:00,308 --> 00:39:01,943 Like what? 440 00:39:02,143 --> 00:39:04,377 You know, other things. 441 00:39:06,814 --> 00:39:10,585 It's not my priority right now. 442 00:39:10,718 --> 00:39:12,485 When the time is right. 443 00:39:13,154 --> 00:39:14,487 When's that? 444 00:39:15,957 --> 00:39:17,825 I don't know. 445 00:39:17,959 --> 00:39:19,861 Look. 446 00:39:20,061 --> 00:39:22,096 Check it out! 447 00:39:22,230 --> 00:39:23,731 Whoa. 448 00:39:25,867 --> 00:39:28,603 Don't touch it, it'll burn your hand clean off! 449 00:39:28,803 --> 00:39:31,505 I wasn't going to. 450 00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:37,879 It's like you and God got together just to impress me. 451 00:39:38,079 --> 00:39:39,747 -That is exactly what I did. -Yeah? 452 00:39:39,881 --> 00:39:42,583 Me and the big man are tight. 453 00:39:43,751 --> 00:39:46,621 Is that normal? 454 00:39:48,122 --> 00:39:50,691 You'd have to ask your sis about that one. 455 00:39:51,592 --> 00:39:53,160 I think I see Stevie's legs. 456 00:39:54,562 --> 00:39:56,097 I think he's passed out. 457 00:39:56,297 --> 00:39:57,632 -In the outhouse? -Yeah. 458 00:39:57,865 --> 00:40:00,534 Oh, that is horrible. 459 00:40:02,069 --> 00:40:04,272 Oh. The smell... 460 00:40:04,839 --> 00:40:07,308 -That is bad. -Oh, my God. 461 00:40:12,113 --> 00:40:13,748 Oh, my God! 462 00:40:14,782 --> 00:40:17,585 What? What? 463 00:40:19,419 --> 00:40:20,621 What the fuck? 464 00:40:20,821 --> 00:40:23,024 Whoever did this might still be here. 465 00:40:23,224 --> 00:40:24,892 Who did this? 466 00:40:25,026 --> 00:40:28,596 I don't know. We've got to get back to camp now. 467 00:40:29,230 --> 00:40:30,698 Come on! 468 00:40:38,139 --> 00:40:40,708 There's something I really want to tell you. 469 00:40:42,510 --> 00:40:45,212 I think I know what you're going to say. 470 00:40:50,217 --> 00:40:52,353 Mon? 471 00:41:19,780 --> 00:41:21,481 -Did you hear that? -Yeah. Yeah. 472 00:41:21,615 --> 00:41:22,950 Ollie? 473 00:42:06,494 --> 00:42:08,863 It's me, it's me. 474 00:42:09,797 --> 00:42:11,832 Mon-- Mon's dead. 475 00:42:12,033 --> 00:42:13,768 - What? - Mon's dead! 476 00:42:13,968 --> 00:42:17,371 A meteor-- a meteor, through her head. 477 00:42:17,506 --> 00:42:19,907 What is it? 478 00:42:20,107 --> 00:42:22,610 -Stevie's dead. -What? 479 00:42:22,743 --> 00:42:24,845 - Someone killed him. - No. 480 00:42:25,046 --> 00:42:27,615 Someone ripped his head off. 481 00:42:27,815 --> 00:42:29,984 They shit down his neck. 482 00:42:30,418 --> 00:42:33,154 Look, we all get back to camp. 483 00:42:33,287 --> 00:42:35,856 We get the car keys and we get the fuck out of here, okay? 484 00:42:36,057 --> 00:42:38,192 -Okay. -Everyone, quietly. 485 00:42:51,405 --> 00:42:52,406 Stop. 486 00:42:52,541 --> 00:42:54,008 -What? -Sh. 487 00:42:55,643 --> 00:42:57,044 Is that... 488 00:42:57,645 --> 00:42:59,380 the old guy from before? 489 00:42:59,514 --> 00:43:02,616 -What happened to him? -Sh. 490 00:43:08,789 --> 00:43:11,926 -Is that-- -Lizzy? 491 00:43:16,263 --> 00:43:17,698 I don't think so. 492 00:43:17,898 --> 00:43:20,701 - Oh, no. - Shh. 493 00:43:24,371 --> 00:43:26,207 The keys are in my bag. 494 00:43:26,407 --> 00:43:28,577 I'm going to sneak around. 495 00:43:28,776 --> 00:43:30,244 Run back and get them. 496 00:43:30,444 --> 00:43:31,679 -Wait. -What? 497 00:43:31,879 --> 00:43:33,214 What if anything happens to you? 498 00:43:33,414 --> 00:43:37,284 You and Ollie just keep running. Don't look back. 499 00:43:37,418 --> 00:43:39,286 Try and find help. 500 00:43:39,420 --> 00:43:40,589 I should go. 501 00:43:40,788 --> 00:43:42,723 -What? -I should go. 502 00:43:42,923 --> 00:43:45,726 Your clothes. He'll see you. 503 00:43:46,627 --> 00:43:47,928 No. 504 00:43:48,362 --> 00:43:50,498 Yes. I'm doing this. 505 00:43:53,734 --> 00:43:55,736 If anything happens, no matter what, 506 00:43:55,936 --> 00:43:57,671 everyone meet at the car. 507 00:43:59,340 --> 00:44:02,611 - You heard that, right? - Yeah. 508 00:44:03,010 --> 00:44:05,412 You get in that car and go. 509 00:47:24,144 --> 00:47:27,147 Hey! Hey! Hey! 510 00:47:31,952 --> 00:47:33,521 Hey! 511 00:47:56,009 --> 00:47:58,646 Oh, oh my... 512 00:48:03,651 --> 00:48:04,753 Oh my God. 513 00:48:05,252 --> 00:48:07,154 The car's wrecked. What are we going to do? 514 00:48:07,354 --> 00:48:08,956 - We'll walk it out. - Cas, where's Cas? 515 00:48:09,089 --> 00:48:10,391 -I don't know. -Oh, my God. 516 00:48:10,592 --> 00:48:11,693 -We have to find him. -We will. 517 00:48:11,826 --> 00:48:12,827 Oh my God. That old sailor. 518 00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,995 -That monster. -Shh. 519 00:48:16,430 --> 00:48:17,998 This way. 520 00:48:47,327 --> 00:48:51,633 -I need to stop. -Okay. Just for a minute. 521 00:48:54,368 --> 00:48:55,969 We're not going to make it, are we? 522 00:48:56,170 --> 00:48:57,271 Of course we are. 523 00:48:57,471 --> 00:48:58,640 I don't know if I can do this. 524 00:48:58,773 --> 00:49:00,207 Hey, get it together. 525 00:49:00,407 --> 00:49:01,643 We'll get through this. 526 00:49:01,843 --> 00:49:04,445 -What about Cas? -Hey. 527 00:49:04,579 --> 00:49:06,046 Hey. 528 00:49:06,614 --> 00:49:08,949 He mentioned earlier something about 529 00:49:09,082 --> 00:49:10,350 an old industrial area nearby. 530 00:49:10,552 --> 00:49:12,152 It's pretty dangerous up there. 531 00:49:12,352 --> 00:49:14,522 -What do you mean? -It's an old dumping ground. 532 00:49:14,722 --> 00:49:15,723 It's private property. 533 00:49:15,924 --> 00:49:17,759 But isn't it near a main road? 534 00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:19,293 -That's it. -But-- 535 00:49:19,426 --> 00:49:21,995 -Cas. That's where he's gone. -Are you sure? 536 00:49:22,196 --> 00:49:23,197 There's old workshops right by there. 537 00:49:23,397 --> 00:49:24,532 He's probably found help. 538 00:49:24,666 --> 00:49:26,233 Come on. Let's go. 539 00:49:27,602 --> 00:49:30,471 Ah! 540 00:49:30,672 --> 00:49:32,206 Come on. Let's go. 541 00:50:46,681 --> 00:50:50,618 Ah! 542 00:51:12,807 --> 00:51:14,642 Hey! 543 00:52:29,083 --> 00:52:31,919 Cas? Cas? 544 00:52:33,087 --> 00:52:35,923 Cas? 545 00:52:36,658 --> 00:52:38,559 Cas? 546 00:52:42,229 --> 00:52:44,532 Baby. 547 00:52:44,666 --> 00:52:46,199 Baby. 548 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,269 I'll find you. 549 00:52:50,203 --> 00:52:52,573 I'll find you. 550 00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:14,562 Hello? 551 00:53:15,163 --> 00:53:17,665 Hello? 552 00:53:17,799 --> 00:53:19,266 Anybody there? 553 00:53:19,399 --> 00:53:20,802 Hello? 554 00:53:23,905 --> 00:53:25,606 Can you help me? 555 00:53:29,110 --> 00:53:31,946 Please, sir. I need help. 556 00:53:32,146 --> 00:53:33,915 There's a man trying to kill me. 557 00:53:34,115 --> 00:53:35,616 What are you saying? 558 00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:36,918 Please, sir. 559 00:53:37,051 --> 00:53:39,554 There's a man... a man. 560 00:53:39,687 --> 00:53:42,623 He's killing everybody. 561 00:53:42,824 --> 00:53:44,625 You on drugs? 562 00:53:47,095 --> 00:53:48,629 Let me get a look at you. 563 00:53:48,763 --> 00:53:50,297 Please, sir. 564 00:53:51,933 --> 00:53:53,735 Just a child. 565 00:53:55,268 --> 00:53:57,004 -You smoke that shit? -No, sir. 566 00:53:59,339 --> 00:54:01,441 Nobody's killing anybody around here. 567 00:54:01,576 --> 00:54:03,911 You're safe here. 568 00:54:21,696 --> 00:54:22,864 Here. 569 00:54:24,932 --> 00:54:26,801 What's back there? 570 00:54:27,001 --> 00:54:29,570 I'll be asking the questions, child. 571 00:54:32,673 --> 00:54:34,175 Tell me what happened. 572 00:54:34,709 --> 00:54:36,911 Something happened to him. 573 00:54:37,111 --> 00:54:38,646 -Who? -The sailor. 574 00:54:38,780 --> 00:54:40,815 -What? -An old sailor. 575 00:54:41,015 --> 00:54:42,183 An old sailor dog? 576 00:54:42,382 --> 00:54:44,484 I don't know what happened to him. 577 00:54:44,952 --> 00:54:46,220 He's like a mutant. 578 00:54:46,419 --> 00:54:49,090 Are you sure you ain't smoking that shit? 579 00:54:49,223 --> 00:54:51,324 He killed Cas. 580 00:54:51,526 --> 00:54:53,928 -Who? -My brother. 581 00:55:01,602 --> 00:55:03,237 What's your name, child? 582 00:55:03,370 --> 00:55:04,739 Ollie. 583 00:55:04,872 --> 00:55:07,108 Well, Ollie. 584 00:55:07,241 --> 00:55:08,910 Nobody's gonna get you here. 585 00:55:09,043 --> 00:55:10,343 You don't understand. 586 00:55:10,545 --> 00:55:12,847 Oh, I understand just fine. 587 00:55:13,413 --> 00:55:15,249 What do you mean? 588 00:55:15,382 --> 00:55:17,317 Not this time. 589 00:55:18,686 --> 00:55:22,757 1973. We just survived an ambush. 590 00:55:23,758 --> 00:55:25,660 There was only three of the squad left. 591 00:55:26,127 --> 00:55:27,995 I remember reaching for Charlie. 592 00:55:28,763 --> 00:55:31,065 He was handing me his last grenade. 593 00:55:32,633 --> 00:55:34,936 Must be the way his body was lying. 594 00:55:37,805 --> 00:55:39,674 I could hear them laughing. 595 00:55:39,807 --> 00:55:41,509 Coming to check on their handiwork. 596 00:55:41,642 --> 00:55:43,110 But then... 597 00:55:48,115 --> 00:55:51,252 A Navy destroyer shelled the whole area. 598 00:55:51,451 --> 00:55:53,721 Must have thought we was all dead. 599 00:55:55,223 --> 00:55:56,824 Just like tonight. 600 00:55:57,291 --> 00:55:58,759 It rained down dead. 601 00:55:58,893 --> 00:56:00,427 Phosphorus. 602 00:56:00,561 --> 00:56:02,864 Burned right through you it will. 603 00:56:03,865 --> 00:56:06,200 You gotta cut it out of your skin as it burns 604 00:56:06,399 --> 00:56:08,035 right down to the bone. 605 00:56:09,337 --> 00:56:12,039 Well, the smoke cleared. 606 00:56:12,173 --> 00:56:13,741 And everybody's dead. 607 00:56:14,642 --> 00:56:16,978 Made me the man I am today. 608 00:56:17,912 --> 00:56:20,214 Nobody fucks with me today. 609 00:56:20,413 --> 00:56:22,316 I'm sorry. 610 00:56:22,449 --> 00:56:24,552 Ain't you a foe, child? 611 00:56:25,086 --> 00:56:27,822 Only the dead saw the end of that war. 612 00:56:30,124 --> 00:56:32,392 What are we going to do? 613 00:56:32,526 --> 00:56:35,162 What are we gonna do? 614 00:56:36,964 --> 00:56:41,068 Might be time to introduce this old sailor to Bernice. 615 00:56:41,269 --> 00:56:42,937 Who's Bernice? 616 00:56:56,483 --> 00:56:59,620 Say hello to Bernice. 617 00:56:59,820 --> 00:57:01,155 Fuck me. 618 00:57:02,556 --> 00:57:05,492 Goddamn raccoons. 619 00:57:05,626 --> 00:57:07,295 I don't think that's raccoons. 620 00:57:07,427 --> 00:57:09,196 Stay here. 621 00:57:20,174 --> 00:57:21,876 I'll be right back. 622 00:57:23,978 --> 00:57:25,179 No. 623 00:58:05,619 --> 00:58:08,122 Here's to you, Willie Peter. 624 00:58:21,969 --> 00:58:25,206 Ah! 625 00:58:41,222 --> 00:58:42,590 Ollie. 626 00:58:44,191 --> 00:58:45,793 Ollie. 627 00:58:46,861 --> 00:58:50,331 Ollie. Ollie. 628 00:58:50,464 --> 00:58:51,966 Shit. 629 00:59:17,792 --> 00:59:21,162 Ollie. Ollie. 630 00:59:36,444 --> 00:59:39,713 Ah! 631 00:59:42,283 --> 00:59:45,953 Ah! 632 01:01:03,898 --> 01:01:06,300 Fuck you, sailor. 633 01:02:07,662 --> 01:02:10,464 Ah! 634 01:02:11,566 --> 01:02:15,803 Ollie. Ollie. Ollie. 635 01:02:17,338 --> 01:02:18,573 Ollie. 636 01:02:36,156 --> 01:02:39,760 Get away from her, you prick. 637 01:02:46,900 --> 01:02:49,236 Shiver me timbers. 638 01:02:50,705 --> 01:02:52,439 Ah! 639 01:02:57,512 --> 01:02:59,648 That feels. 640 01:02:59,847 --> 01:03:03,551 Ah! 641 01:04:24,198 --> 01:04:28,001 Not so fast. 642 01:04:28,837 --> 01:04:30,572 I likes to touch. 643 01:05:10,177 --> 01:05:14,081 I just can't take it no more. 644 01:05:22,156 --> 01:05:25,025 That's one hell of a chainsaw. 645 01:05:27,796 --> 01:05:30,264 It's not a chainsaw. 646 01:05:31,733 --> 01:05:33,967 Chainsaws are for children. 647 01:05:57,090 --> 01:06:00,093 -What is this? -I think it's a Johnson. 648 01:06:00,227 --> 01:06:02,129 Jesus, fuck. 649 01:06:02,764 --> 01:06:03,765 It's a goddamn bloodbath. 650 01:06:03,898 --> 01:06:05,633 We're there too. 651 01:06:05,767 --> 01:06:07,569 Zanaletto. 652 01:06:07,769 --> 01:06:11,104 Oh! 653 01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:15,209 We got nothing, Arthur. 654 01:06:15,409 --> 01:06:16,977 Nothing? 655 01:06:19,346 --> 01:06:21,248 We took the old man and the punk. 656 01:06:25,319 --> 01:06:27,454 We're gonna need more clean up down here. 657 01:06:28,121 --> 01:06:30,692 -Where's the girls? -Back there. 658 01:06:50,512 --> 01:06:52,312 Good evening, folks. 659 01:06:52,446 --> 01:06:54,816 You're listening to the Night Shift on Wicked Radio. 660 01:06:54,949 --> 01:06:58,285 We've got quite an interesting topic to discuss tonight. 661 01:06:58,485 --> 01:07:00,187 The series of gruesome murders that took place 662 01:07:00,387 --> 01:07:02,089 in Northern California a few weeks ago. 663 01:07:02,590 --> 01:07:04,893 Our lines are open, so who's calling? 664 01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:06,628 Hey, Bruce, this is Wes. 665 01:07:06,828 --> 01:07:09,664 I've been following the news about those murders, 666 01:07:09,864 --> 01:07:11,666 and it's seriously messed up, man. 667 01:07:11,866 --> 01:07:13,935 Hey, Wes. What do you make of it? 668 01:07:14,067 --> 01:07:16,804 From what I heard, some mutant sailor was 669 01:07:17,005 --> 01:07:18,238 responsible for the massacre. 670 01:07:18,372 --> 01:07:20,407 Ripping heads off and everything. 671 01:07:20,608 --> 01:07:23,277 And guess what? It all happened on the night of 672 01:07:23,477 --> 01:07:25,780 that meteor shower during Halley's Comet. 673 01:07:25,980 --> 01:07:28,348 Yeah, I remember the reports mentioning the comet. 674 01:07:28,550 --> 01:07:31,051 Do they think this mutant creature truly exists? 675 01:07:31,184 --> 01:07:33,320 There were two survivors. 676 01:07:33,521 --> 01:07:36,256 One of them even lost a hand in the attack. 677 01:07:36,456 --> 01:07:39,226 It's messed up. The girl who lost her hand 678 01:07:39,426 --> 01:07:41,395 claims she killed the mutant sailor 679 01:07:41,596 --> 01:07:43,297 using a meteor-powered saw. 680 01:07:43,430 --> 01:07:45,299 Must have been smoking some of 681 01:07:45,499 --> 01:07:47,367 that wacky-backy, if you know what I mean. 682 01:07:47,501 --> 01:07:49,503 Yeah, I hear you. But here's the kicker. 683 01:07:49,637 --> 01:07:52,907 The police can't find the sailor's body anywhere. 684 01:07:53,041 --> 01:07:54,676 It's almost like this whole thing is 685 01:07:54,876 --> 01:07:56,310 one big urban legend. 686 01:07:56,511 --> 01:07:58,846 But hey, it seems like there's some strange happenings 687 01:07:58,980 --> 01:08:00,480 going on in New York now, too. 688 01:08:00,615 --> 01:08:02,817 I've been hearing reports of identical murders. 689 01:08:03,017 --> 01:08:04,686 Whoa, hold up. 690 01:08:04,886 --> 01:08:06,854 Are you saying that the mutant sailor is on the loose again? 691 01:08:06,988 --> 01:08:10,558 Same M.O. Heads getting ripped off, the whole shebang. 692 01:08:10,758 --> 01:08:13,962 It's like a twisted sequel to what happened in California. 693 01:08:14,161 --> 01:08:16,631 Absolutely. If any of our listeners out there 694 01:08:16,764 --> 01:08:20,001 have any thoughts or insights into these bizarre murders, 695 01:08:20,133 --> 01:08:24,639 give us a call at 800-454-8000. 696 01:08:24,772 --> 01:08:26,173 We'd love to hear your take on it. 697 01:08:26,373 --> 01:08:28,475 It's definitely a crazy story. 698 01:08:28,676 --> 01:08:29,877 You got that right, Wes. 699 01:08:30,011 --> 01:08:31,411 Thanks, Bruce. 700 01:08:31,546 --> 01:08:32,947 Thanks for sharing your thoughts. 701 01:08:33,081 --> 01:08:34,582 And let's hope we get some answers soon. 702 01:08:34,716 --> 01:08:35,883 Take care. 703 01:08:46,861 --> 01:08:48,161 Groovy. 704 01:08:55,168 --> 01:08:57,872 Chainsaws are for children. 705 01:09:02,644 --> 01:09:04,746 Ollie? 706 01:09:10,283 --> 01:09:12,920 Ollie! 707 01:09:17,892 --> 01:09:19,827 That was pretty funny. 708 01:09:25,066 --> 01:09:28,168 Looks like we came just in the nick of time. 709 01:09:33,141 --> 01:09:34,776 Oh, look. 710 01:09:41,015 --> 01:09:45,753 Now's the time to introduce this sailor to Bernice. 711 01:09:50,290 --> 01:09:54,696 The comet. The comet, it's evil! 712 01:09:59,266 --> 01:10:02,804 Well, there'll be good fishin' tonight. 713 01:10:07,575 --> 01:10:10,678 Shiver Me Timbers. 48024

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