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Damn, I love sitting
in the back seat.
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In the front,
you have to look
at the road,
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and I hate the road,
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with all its white lines
and yellow lines.
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Makes me sick.
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Front seat's
for athletes only.
Right, Steve?
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Who knew that when
you can't get on a
high school football team,
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you can get on
a community center
rugby team?
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Yep. I'm... I'm doing rugby.
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As... as a player.
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Touching the ball a lot,
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some... some scoring
when the time is right.
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Man, you can do anything
at the community center.
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I'm debating whether
I should join Mom
in butchering
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or Jeff in birdhouse building.
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The birds could really
use your help, babe.
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Did you know they sleep
on sticks and leaves?
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They're called nests, Jeff.
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And it's what
those chirpy-ass
sky rats deserve.
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You're in a bad mood, Klaus.
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You should try butchering.
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It's been helping
me with my...
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What's it called?
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Female rage.
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"The rage you feel
when bitches don't
mind their business."
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Can I help you?
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Oh, butchering it is.
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I'm in a bad mood
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because Buckle's playing oboe
in the community orchestra.
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That was my instrument.
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I didn't know you played
an instrument, Mr. Klaus.
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I don't.
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I only joined
because Danuta
plays the piccolo,
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which sits right next
to the oboe section,
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but Buckle took the oboe,
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so now I'm playing
the trombone,
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which is a million miles
away from piccolo.
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Wow, Klaus. Please
give us more details
about the orchestra
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and all the sitting
around you do.
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I've been
looking for a reason
to drive off a bridge.
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Jesus.
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Now, Steve,
I'm not super familiar
with European sports.
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I've heard of
the Eiffel Tower,
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but that's technically
more of a sex move.
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So fill me in.
Everything about rugby.
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- Go.
- Hup, we're here.
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Thanks for the ride, hon.
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Hey, Stan. I'm gonna go ahead
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and let you drop me off
in front of the building.
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I don't get it, Roger.
Why is Steve being
so weird with me?
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{\an8}I wish I could help, Stan,
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{\an8}but I'm deeply embedded
in this old persona,
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{\an8}Maestro Gunter
Van Sliezebiscuit,
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{\an8}and he only knows
about conducting.
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{\an8}Now, we're here
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{\an8}and you've come
safely to a stop, so...
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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♪ I got a feeling
That it's gonna be
A wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
Has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
To the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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Ah!
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{\an8}♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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{\an8}All right, we've got a big,
big tour coming up,
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{\an8}starting here tonight
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{\an8}and ending at
the hottest venue
in town, the zoo.
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{\an8}Danuta, are elephants
our favorite animal
at the zoo or what?
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{\an8}- No.
- Damn it.
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{\an8}You're in my spot,
golden fish.
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{\an8}Let's warm up.
Hit it, sexy-phone.
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{\an8}- Piccolo.
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{\an8}- Oboe.
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{\an8}I lost my oboe.
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{\an8}This is a blow gun with holes.
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{\an8}Trombone.
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{\an8}Piece of crap.
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{\an8}I can only reach one note.
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{\an8}And now the soft
trill of harp.
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{\an8}Okay, now everyone
shut the hell up.
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{\an8}- Cello, take us home.
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{\an8}Well, the boy's not
much to look at,
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{\an8}but good damn,
can he play the cello.
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{\an8}He's right. You're talented.
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{\an8}You need to invite your dad
to the show tonight.
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{\an8}No way. I can't invite Dad.
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{\an8}I told him I'm playing rugby
and he's proud of me for it.
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{\an8}He's proud
of a version of you
that doesn't exist.
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{\an8}Why do you even care?
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{\an8}Because, and this
goes for all of you,
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{\an8}I'm not just
a conductor of music.
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{\an8}I'm a conductor of life.
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{\an8}Really? In that case,
my daughter stopped
speaking to me--
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{\an8}A conductor
of Steve's life.
Just Steve.
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{\an8}And, Steve, allow me
to conduct a warning.
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{\an8}One, two, and tell your dad
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{\an8}or daddy issues will
haunt you forever.
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{\an8}Who did that?
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{\an8}Jenny!
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Bird friends, say goodbye
to your pile of sticks
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and hello to your
new deluxe birdhouse.
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You'll notice
I put in some extras like
lighting and running water.
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Hope you like it.
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Mom, you got a little blood.
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Did I get it?
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They're moving in!
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Oh, wipe your feet.
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This is Brazilian Ipe wood.
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It's gorgeous,
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but it needs to
be oiled often.
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Hey, is that a cricket
in there? No pets.
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Oh, they ate it.
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That's natural.
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Roger,
you invited him?
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Yes. I'm conducting
your life. Now solo.
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Is that Steve? Is this rugby?
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Where are the Australians
and their beefy thighs?
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Lewis, not yet!
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It... it's not me,
it's the audience.
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Even Dad.
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That's my boy playing
the big-ass violin.
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He's proud of me.
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Daddy's not proud.
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Maestro,
what are you doing?
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I don't really like Steve.
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Good morning--
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Roger, you tried
to kill Steve.
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My Steve? This Steve?
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The Steve with the
big bandage on him?
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Yeah. You got me pretty good.
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You went totally berserk.
Like...
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Yes. Yeah.
It was just like that.
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{\an8}It wasn't me,
it was my persona.
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{\an8}He had a flashback to an
earlier time in his life.
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{\an8}- There was fire everywhere.
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{\an8}And I saw sheet music
for Dvorak's Cello
Concerto in B Minor.
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{\an8}The same piece we were
playing at the concert.
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{\an8}Exactly.
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{\an8}I must have repressed
something horrible that
happened to the Maestro.
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{\an8}It's rare, but sometimes
I'll embody a persona
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{\an8}that experiences
their own trauma.
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I think the Maestro
has daddy issues.
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You said "Daddy"
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when you were in
your stabbing trance.
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Best kind of trance there is.
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You didn't attack
until Dad was
proud of me.
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That moment,
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combined with the music,
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must have triggered
your flashback and
subsequent violence.
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A musical genius
and a psychiatry whiz?
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What can't this boy do?
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Well, he's proud of you now,
and I'm not attacking you.
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What if I do this?
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♪ My pride and joy ♪
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I'll kill you!
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Whoa. I see your point.
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I guess I'll have to
retire this persona.
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- What?
- No.
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He's the reason
Steve and I are
finally connecting.
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Did you know Steve
likes black licorice?
How unique is that?
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I don't like to tell people.
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I don't need
the extra attention.
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We have to figure out
what happened to the Maestro
and his dad and fix it.
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We need you to
have more flashbacks.
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- Sounds a little
dangerous for you.
- Not at all.
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Dad will protect me
while you conduct
that Dvorak piece.
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Then we piece together
what happened to the Maestro
and work through it.
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Piece together.
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Like the
pieces you play
in an orchestra.
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We piece the
memories together...
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Piece by piece.
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I had no control over that.
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Which is a shame,
because that was
a beautiful flying hook.
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Are we really
gonna go ahead
with these concerts
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just to unlock
the Maestro's memories?
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I'm worried you're gonna
be mad if I kill Steve, Stan.
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You might even kick me
out of the house.
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No way, bud. Did I kick
you out of the house
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when you scratched up
my old Jerky Boys CD?
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- Yes.
- And I'd do it again.
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It was at a concert hall.
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We may need to up security.
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Shadowy figure.
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Dad!
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I think the shadowy figure
is the Maestro's dad,
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but I can't tell.
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I wonder if Maestro's father
is a famous composer,
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like John Williams.
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Yes. Or maybe Hans Zimmer.
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Or he could be Hans Zimmer.
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Yeah, that's a famous one too.
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I just said Hans Zimmer.
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I don't care anymore.
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The Maestro's dad
is just going to be Roger
in a little hat anyway.
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{\an8}
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This is our last
performance of the tour.
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Our last chance to see
who the shadowy figure is.
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Ah! Dad! Help!
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Hey, I almost saw
the Maestro's dad.
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Roger, look at Steve.
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- This is too dangerous.
We should stop.
- That's a good idea.
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I knew you'd abandon me.
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Just go and leave me
here to die.
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They'll wake up eventually.
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No, he's right, Dad.
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We have to finish
what we started.
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I remember everything.
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{\an8}His name was Papa Heinrich
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{\an8}and he raised Maestro.
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{\an8}He lives in Berlin.
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{\an8}He loved the symphony
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{\an8}and I burned down
the concert hall.
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{\an8}I have to see him.
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{\an8}I have to apologize.
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We're going to Berlin!
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Guys, I don't mind
if you have a party,
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but you got to keep it down.
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All right. Have your party.
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But be careful with
Mr. Klaus' speaker.
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He never goes
anywhere without it.
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My JB Flip!
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We have to turn
the plane around!
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Papa Heinrich.
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You got really old.
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Oh, you're a custodian.
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I am.
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Is it really you, Gunter?
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Yes, Papa Heinrich.
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{\an8}I'm sorry I burned down
the symphony hall
and then ran away.
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{\an8}It was your favorite place.
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{\an8}Can you ever forgive me?
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Oh, Gunter,
it was an accident.
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Of course I forgive you.
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He forgives me!
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- Jenny.
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Let's go to
Dieter's Brew Haus.
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I remember where
we used to eat.
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Oh, it's all flooding back.
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Let me just grab
my big trash can.
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{\an8}I will pick zat up!
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He's really proud
of his work, huh?
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♪ Trash, trash, I love trash ♪
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♪ Pick it up, throw it away ♪
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♪ I'm a garbage man
With a garbage can ♪
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What a garbage band.
246
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,323
Oh, no, that means I like it.
247
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:30,750
You said that squirrel was
just here for the weekend.
248
00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:33,336
But I see his
stockpile of nuts.
249
00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:36,965
It's obvious you've
got an unauthorized
sublet situation--
250
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,301
Oh, my God. He just
hopped away from me.
251
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:44,097
Jeff, does your birdhouse
have a freezer big enough
to hold a moose?
252
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,935
And you just
forgot everything?
253
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:51,271
Yes, I pushed it away
deep into my mind
254
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,939
because I was so ashamed.
255
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,026
Und you came back
for the re-opening
of the concert hall.
256
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,529
- Huh? The one I burned down?
- It just reopened this week.
257
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:00,906
We should go.
258
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,493
It's the perfect coda
to Maestro's entire journey.
259
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,077
Beautifully put, son.
260
00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:10,332
My pride is coming
to a crescendo.
261
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:14,002
Ze light broke.
It's trash now.
I'll clean it!
262
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,254
What the heck?
That could've
killed Steve.
263
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,464
I'm gonna complain.
264
00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:20,342
Where's the manager?
265
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,427
I'm ze manager.
Can I help you?
266
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,596
I just need an excuse
to get away from my table.
267
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:25,931
I don't really need a manager.
268
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:27,474
When you call for a manager,
269
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:30,393
I cannot leave until you
give me a complaint.
270
00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:32,437
Okay. Well, the manager
is bothering me.
271
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:33,522
Terribly sorry.
272
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:34,898
I will speak with me.
273
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,153
{\an8}Why did you use
your super speed
274
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:43,031
{\an8}to loosen that light fixture
so it would fall on Steve?
275
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,449
{\an8}Papa Heinrich forgave you.
276
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:45,700
{\an8}You should be healed.
277
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,369
Hey, can you
keep it down?
278
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,079
I'm trying to piss
this brand-new way
279
00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:50,789
where I stand on
top of the tank,
280
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,207
but pee delicately enough
281
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,377
that the increased speed
of my urine from this height
282
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,170
doesn't splash onto the floor.
283
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,589
Man, I've always wanted
to try that. Go for it.
284
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,509
So close.
- Damn it.
285
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,680
- Roger?
- Dad?
286
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:15,063
So, Papa Heinrich,
do you like strudel?
287
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,273
I like trash.
288
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:18,316
Stan, Steve, all this time
289
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,569
we thought my persona
had daddy issues.
290
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,779
- But it's actually me.
- What do you mean?
291
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:25,115
This is my dad, my real dad.
292
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,533
My issues are with him.
293
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,326
So, Papa Heinrich, shove off.
294
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:31,121
Wow. My dream is realized.
295
00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:33,206
I am become ze trash.
296
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,042
Heya, how you doing?
297
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,962
Name's Fred.
You got a crazy
chin, my friend.
298
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,298
This seedy-looking
man is your dad?
299
00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,300
What? Oh, hold on.
300
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,595
He does personas, like me.
301
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,180
Hey, big man,
how much that
suit cost you?
302
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:53,518
I know a guy that can
get you one for real cheap
and looks expensive.
303
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:54,769
Want me to make a call?
304
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,354
Stan, you got to
take him up on that.
305
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,607
Roger, we can and will
get the suits later.
306
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,525
But first, we need to
know what's going on.
307
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,777
Well, it all started--
Actually, you know what?
308
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,904
I hate telling a story
without a beer in my hands.
309
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,948
- Dad, would you mind?
- I'd be delighted.
310
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,783
You start the story
and I'll be right back.
311
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:09,993
This round's on me.
312
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:11,828
Uh, hey, sport,
what's your
last name again?
313
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,663
Smith. Sport Smith.
314
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,334
He's putting it
on my tab, isn't he?
315
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,669
It all started in the '70s.
316
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:23,340
Of course, in the '70s,
everybody found
their way to Berlin.
317
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,091
Great food, cool music
318
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,843
and charming
little businesses.
319
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,306
And that's when I saw Dad.
320
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:33,767
Fred left when I was a kid,
321
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,894
but I recognized
him immediately
322
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:39,773
from photos my mom
would burn annually
as a cleansing ritual.
323
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:42,192
He was so awesome.
324
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,319
He was
a lone wolf,
a renegade,
325
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,738
and brimming with
sexual energy.
326
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,824
Hey. You girls want
to kiss an alien?
327
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,160
I'm an alien. Give me a hug.
328
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,832
But I was too scared
to talk to him.
329
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,459
He left when I was a baby.
330
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:02,379
Probably because
I was a stupid baby
who deserved it.
331
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,756
I had to make sure
I was perfect
332
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:06,675
before I walked
back into his life.
333
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:08,843
If I could figure out
what he loved,
334
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:10,929
I could change
myself to be that.
335
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,643
And what he loved
was the symphony.
336
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,861
That's why I became
Gunter Van Sliezebiscuit,
337
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,656
the son of the
concert hall's
custodian.
338
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,574
Being Gunter
gave me full access
339
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,493
to Fred and the symphony.
340
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:36,663
And I was able to study
all the great conductors
that came through.
341
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,164
And once I was ready
342
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:40,542
and had bought
that shockingly
expensive white stick,
343
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:42,502
I presented myself
to my father
344
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,046
as a conductor of the
thing he loved most.
345
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,506
The symphony.
346
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,299
But I blew it.
347
00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:55,348
It wasn't
Papa Heinrich
in that seat.
348
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,559
It was my real dad, Fred.
349
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,060
Daddy, don't look.
350
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,770
I could tell he recognized me.
351
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,731
A son can always recognize
352
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:05,275
when his father
recognizes his son.
353
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,359
And he left,
354
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,737
disappointed in me again.
355
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,197
Then I repressed
my abject failure
356
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,199
into Maestro's
persona and ran.
357
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,492
To be honest, Roger,
358
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,411
this guy sounds
like a real dirtbag.
359
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,621
And not a cool
dirtbag like you.
360
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,290
Like a... like a guy you'd--
361
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:23,126
You'd see sitting
on a folding chair
outside a pawn shop.
362
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,920
- Yes. Thank you.
- What? Where are
you getting that?
363
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,797
This is a story
about a bad son,
364
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,716
undeserving of
a father's love,
365
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:32,886
who must have
done something terrible
to push his daddy away.
366
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:35,013
- Probably.
- Roger, it's not
your fault.
367
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,848
Wrong again.
368
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:39,476
Not wrong. Your dad
abandoned you twice
in the story you just told,
369
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:40,852
and he's trying
to do it again.
370
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,440
Dad, did they
run out of beer or...
371
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:50,904
Okay, there's a chance he
might be trying to ditch me.
372
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,280
Go get answers, Roger.
373
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,615
You deserve them.
374
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,784
FYI, ma'am,
wherever you're heading,
375
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,744
I'm gonna have to stop
by the liquor store first
376
00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,120
to pick me up another Mad Dog.
377
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,789
The meter will
continue running.
378
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:04,292
No problem. Hey, quick Q.
Why are you abandoning me?
379
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,544
Roger. There you are.
380
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,004
You see, what happened was--
381
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,339
- Crash.
382
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:15,637
Roses? For someone
you need to apologize to?
383
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,139
- For abandoning?
- Oh, yeah, good idea.
384
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,641
Ah!
385
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,603
You may now kiss the--
386
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,730
Wait a second. You ain't a--
387
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,899
Oh, the bride's a real broad.
388
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,527
What are you doing
after this wedding, sweetheart?
389
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:33,613
Ugh. Forgive him, Father.
He knows not what he does.
390
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:34,739
Or does he?
391
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:40,411
Look. We're twins,
and twins tell each
other everything.
392
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:43,873
Okay. Okay.
I can't keep running.
393
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,333
Your personas are tireless.
394
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,085
They're kind of
my favorite thing.
395
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,003
Speaking of,
look where we are.
396
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,423
{\an8}Welcome to ze
Berlin concert hall.
397
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:56,594
{\an8}Let the good times
and the fruit rinds roll!
398
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,611
That's right, you ingrates.
399
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:15,697
Winter's come early.
400
00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,993
This is my favorite
part of butchering.
401
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:22,579
Making snow out of the bones.
402
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,581
All right, let's
just get to it.
403
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:28,376
You left when
I was a little kid,
only 400 years old,
404
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,752
so what did I do wrong?
405
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:31,921
Uh, I just wanted
to be on my own.
406
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,631
It had nothing to do with you.
407
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,051
My whole life had
nothing to do with you.
That's kind of the point.
408
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,095
But come on.
You're here
on Earth,
409
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,514
in Berlin, the only town
you've seen me in
410
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,182
in the last 1,000 years.
411
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,143
You have to be here
for me a little bit.
412
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:47,854
Oh, I'm just popping in
for the reopening
of the symphony.
413
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,856
And to stock up
on my eczema cream.
414
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,442
Honestly,
I forgot you were
on this planet.
415
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,402
Stan and Steve were right.
416
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,988
You're a dirtbag.
I don't need you.
417
00:19:57,113 --> 00:20:00,283
Yeah, you don't
need me or anyone.
418
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:01,534
Needing people
419
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:03,286
means other people
have control of your life.
420
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:04,913
Or it means
you're lucky enough
421
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:06,998
to have people
in your life who care.
422
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,124
Oh...
423
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,043
That family you're
playing house with?
424
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,046
Please. They'll drop you
the second you get difficult.
425
00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:14,380
I'm always difficult.
426
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,507
I tried to murder
Steve dozens of times
427
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,176
in the last three days alone.
428
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:20,261
Roger, are you in here?
429
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,639
Yes. I'm over here with my--
430
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,223
With my no one.
431
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,225
Sorry, Roger.
He's missing out.
432
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:30,647
I guess I just wanted
a father-son bond
like you two have.
433
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:33,358
{\an8}We can't all have an
incredible bond like, um--
434
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:36,027
{\an8}Like Papa Heinrich
and an old milk carton?
435
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,528
{\an8}Oh, no. The magic's gone.
436
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:38,780
{\an8}What the hell?
437
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:40,865
{\an8}Well, I'm disappointed
you're not playing rugby.
438
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:41,991
{\an8}I knew it!
439
00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:44,160
{\an8}Oh, my son,
the great detective.
440
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:49,290
{\an8}♪ And that's an episode
Set in Germany ♪
441
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:52,293
{\an8}♪ But had nothing
To do with me ♪
442
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:56,172
{\an8}♪ The German fish ♪
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