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Oh, I can't believe the summer's almost over

and I have to go back to Australia.

Well, send me a picture of the Alps.

The Alps are in Austria.

No, the Alps are right here baby.

Oh Danny, you know I'm still a virgin.

Well all good things must come to an end.

I won't be back until next summer. How can I make sure you won't forget me?

Well I can think of 10 ways off the top of my head.

Oh Danny I've never done this before.

You promise not to tell your friends?

Okay.

Oh, Sandy!

Oh.

Sandy!

Grease XXX: a parody

♪ Oh you guys gonna love this. This is a love story. ♪

♪ Between a man and his lube. ♪

♪ It's poignant, ♪

♪ it's exotic, it's erotic. ♪

♪ Anything ***. ♪

♪ That's this song. ♪

♪ We see a pussy really nice and tight, ♪

♪ I'm just the horny kid ♪

♪ I've got to do it right. ♪

♪ There is a danger she could be too dry, ♪

♪ I've got to lube my cock, ♪

♪ so I can slide it inside. ♪

♪ Where is the lube? ♪

♪ (Where is the lube?) ♪

♪ She's hot and ready, it's a crying shit, ♪

♪ my lube is disappeared, ♪

♪ I really feel to lame. ♪

♪ I'm just afraid of too much grinding there. ♪

♪ Will give me friction *** (ouch!) ♪

♪ and now be getting nowhere. ♪

♪ Where is the lube? ♪

♪ (Where's the lube?) ♪ ♪ (Where's the lube?) ♪

♪ Where's the lube when I need it? ♪

♪ (And man how I need it) ♪

♪ And this time I won't get cunt without it. ♪

♪ But where is the lube when I need it? ♪

♪ This is my chance to get some ass, ♪

♪ I can't let it pass. ♪

♪ I'm loosing my mind, ♪

♪ where the fuck is the lube? ♪

♪ (Where's the lube?) ♪ ♪ (Where's the lube?) ♪ ♪ (Where's the lube?) ♪

♪ Now I bet it get lucky. ♪

♪ (I bet it get lucky) ♪

♪ And this time I won't get cunt without it. ♪

♪ So where is the lube when I need it? ♪

♪ (Wait, come back, I want my lube back!) ♪

♪ (Come in, it's my lube, it's not yours!) ♪

♪ Hey *** *** *** ♪

♪ (I want my lube back! I want my lube back!) ♪

[*police siren*]

[*school bell*]

Hey,

look who's the cat dragged in.

Hey Sonny, how was your summer?

- Man I bet it was filled with pussies! - Right?

Yeah, there's more to life than pussies.

Yeah, right, like what?

Saving up for some wheels.

Boy Sonny is you dumb.

Oh hay man look, there's Danny.

What did you do this summer Danny?

You know, chill on the beach.

Girls, bikinis.

Any cute ones?

Of course there's cute ones, it's the beach.

I'll tell you all about it in gym class.

Friggin A.

Quit crowding me, you're gonna wrinkle my jacket and deflate my hair.

Sandy, this is Jan, Marty, and Rizzo.

Girls meet Sandy.

She's from down under.

Down under what?

Come on Rizz, knock it off.

Sandy we call ourselves the pinky ladies.

Why the pinky ladies?

Because we're pink in all the right places.

Come on let's not scare her on the first day of class.

Hey Frenchy I thought you were dropping out and going to beauty school.

I am.

I can make real good money cutting hair and giving bikini waxes.

What's a bikini wax?

Hey your first customer.

A bikini wax is where you get your pubic hair ripped out.

Sounds barbaric.

So Sandy, what did you do this summer?

I met a really nice boy at the beach.

You better shave your cunt because he probably gave you crabs.

No, it wasn't like that.

He was sweet and sincere.

And very respectable.

He sounds horrible.

It was nice.

Plus, I'm a virgin.

And he couldn't get a... you know...

A boner.

A guy without an erection is like breakfast without orange juice.

Sounds like a creep.

My sister lost her virginity to the uneven parallel bars in gymnastics.

Anyways, so tell us about this wonderful guy.

Sounds like a big whore.

Tell me more.

She moved back to Australia.

So I guess I can tell ya.

She was blonde,

great ass,

totally slut.

We did it in every position under the sun.

Ohh, frickin A.

Did she make you use a rubber?

♪ Summer lovin' got me some tan. ♪

♪ Summer lovin' and a pigtail. ♪

♪ She spread her legs, ready for me. ♪

♪ Met a boy, limp as can be. ♪

♪ Summer days draw humping away. ♪

♪ Baah, all those summer thighs. ♪

♪ Oh what a, what a, what a whore! Such a whore, such a whore ♪

♪ Did you cum on her neck? ♪

♪ Such a boy, such a boy, did you get a beret(***)? ♪

♪ Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh. ♪

♪ She bent over, *** her ass. ♪

♪ We were kissing, he's passing gas. ♪

♪ I made her loud, I nearly drowned. ♪

♪ He went soak(***), jerking around. ♪

♪ Summer lust's always a must. ♪

♪ Baah, all those summer thighs. ♪

♪ Oh what a, what a, what a whore! Such a whore, such a whore. ♪

♪ Such a boy, such a boy, ♪

♪ Did you tell him to split? ♪

♪ Such a whore, such a whore, did she swallow or spit? ♪

♪ It turnt softer, that's where it ends. ♪

♪ So she begged me, to fuck all her friends. ♪

♪ Then we spooned, and went to sleep. ♪

♪ What a whore, her throat was deep. ♪

♪ Summer lust kind of a bust. ♪

♪ But... oh... ♪

♪ those sunburned thighs. ♪

♪ (What a whore, what a whore.) ♪

Faggot!

The guy sounds like a big fag.

Oh come on Riz, it's not nice to call people names.

Oh, "excusez-moi", what is this homosexual's name?

Danny. Danny Zuko.

Holy shit girls, will you look at the time.

We're going to be late for class.

[*school bell*]

Oh, it's so hot in here.

I'm lactating warm milk.

Putzie,

the next time I see you sneaking into the girl's locker room,

you're going to be expelled.

Yes Mrs McGee.

God damnit Blanch,

if you wanted a career in music you should have fucked Lawrence Welk.

Your microphone's on Mrs McGee.

Attention students, Mrs McGee here.

As we buckle down and study this semester,

I want to remind you that school spirit

dictates that we support our wonderful football team.

Coach Calvin promises to have a better record

than last year's shitty winless season.

Also,

cheerleader tryouts are this afternoon at 2 pm in the parking lot.

And this year Rydell is making it mandatory that all cheerleaders

wear panties.

- Aaahhh.. Boo! - Heaven.

I won't be going to any more football games anytime soon.

Hey Zuko we got a surprise for you.

Oh yeah? What's that Rizzo?

Sandy?

Danny!

I thought you went back to Denmark.

Denmark?

My parents decided to stay in America for another year.

You're all I've been thinking about.

My God I missed you so much.

Haha. I missed you so much?

I can't wait to spend more time with you.

That might not be possible you know.

I got things to do, people to see.

What are you talking about?

Say it, don't spray it.

Hey Danny, is this the girl that you fucked in the ass?

Up the ass? Danny what is he talking about?

For that I do not know.

What's gotten into you?

From what I've seen in the locker room, about two inches.

Ooohhhh

Danny I thought the beach was our secret.

Baby there ain't no secrets in drag racing and hand grenades.

That doesn't even make sense.

What happened to the nice boy I met at the beach?

Danny! ***

[*School bell*]

Must be an exchange student.

Are you serious?

Oh come on.

You know what, you know what?

That feels so good.

Let him get his duty. You know what I mean?

It's so disgusting.

I get out of the way, hold on.

Come on, get back to class.

Miss Wu, what got into you?

You two go to the principal's office right away.

You all get back to class!

Sandy, men do weird unexplainable things.

My parents once caught my brother jerking off in the closet.

Listen, girls are coming over for a slumber party tonight.

You want to come?

Will your brother be there?

No, he's out of town with my parents.

Brush em, brush em, brush em, brush em.

Knock it off.

Hey Sandy, do you want a cigarette?

No thanks. I don't smoke.

You don't drink, you don't smoke, you don't fuck, what do you do?

I bet Sandy does a lot of things.

Have you eaten pussy?

Heavens no.

Don't knock it till you try it.

Yeah, and you can't get pregnant from carpet munching.

Well I wouldn't even know where to begin.

We'll show ya.

Plus it feels really good.

You lesbians go right ahead.

I'm strictly dickly tonight.

Are they really going to do this here in front of us?

It's just like having sex with a guy, only there ain't no dick.

Yeah, what were you expecting? A pillow fight?

[*Giggles*]

Holy fuck, your face looks like a glazed doughnut.

Hey Frenchy, since your going to be in beauty school,

think you can pierce my nipples?

I think I'm going to be sick.

Three to one, goldilocks pukes all over Frenchy.

I bet her pussy is filled with lint.

[*Giggles*]

♪ Look at me, just turned 18 ♪

♪ dumbest girl you've ever seen. ♪

♪ Pull out your cock, and I'll pass out in shock. ♪

♪ I'm pure like Sandra Dee. ♪

♪ Watch it, Hey, like Doris Day. ♪

♪ I like boys but just to play. ♪

♪ My ass is tight and I'll put up a fight. ♪

♪ I'm saving mine virginity. ♪

♪ I don't kiss? No! ♪

♪ Or lick? No! I don't play with my clit. Ewww! ♪

♪ I'm not willing to have intercourse. No! No! No! ♪

♪ Keep your dirty looks off my perky boobs. ♪

♪ Would like a slap in the face? ♪

♪ As for you big horny dude, ♪

♪ I know what you want to do. ♪

♪ I'm sort of hung on becoming a nun, ♪

♪ I'm not a blowjob queen. ♪

♪ Oh, Oh, let's have tea. ♪

♪ Burning love just ain't for me. ♪

♪ You think you're cool, but I'm letting you drool. ♪

♪ Hey, Fong Goo, I'm Sandra Dee. ♪

[*car's horn*]

Alright come on everybody, Let's get this party started.

What did you have in mind Kenickie?

Where's Danny?

He got the hell out of here.

He didn't want nothing to do with this place.

Alright how about some truth and dare?

Huh?

OK, I'll play.

Yeah

Dare

OK I dare you to give Doody a blowjob.

Zero to sixty in three seconds.

Wow a blow job in front of everybody?

Sandy are you OK with watching that?

I suppose, I mean I've seen pussy eating,

so I might as well see some fellatio.

Go ahead Doody and do a fellatio.

I would think Doody's momentarily indisposed.

Fuck this shit, you want to get out of here?

You read my filthy mind.

Alright.

Well then how we supposed to get home?

Take the fucking Greyhound.

Mrs McGee would shit her pants if she knew we were about to fuck in her office.

Yeah I've been waiting to get back at that old bag since freshman year.

Alright.

Hmm Rizz

Hey, go turn on the light.

Oh my God.

Hey Ridell, we just almost made a baby.

- Hey! - Why? I ought to...

Youse bums don't know nothin' about auto repair.

I was too busy fucking your mother.

Hey, everybody be cool.

If Kenickie don't win this race, he's going to lose his pink slip to the Scorpions.

Guess who's about to walk into the garage?

Leo's girlfriend Cha-cha.

What the fuck is she doing here?

I don't know, but she looks like a million bucks.

Hey boys.

I have a message from the scorpions

Leo says you win the race, I'm your personal pussy trophy.

And you can tap this ass as often as you like.

Ho, ho, ho, huh.

♪ Wow, this girl is problematic. ♪

♪ She's charismatic, ♪

♪ she's acrobatic, ♪

♪ - Wow that's Cha-cha. - That's Cha-cha. ♪

♪ She'll rock your cock all night and will drain your balls, oh yeah. ♪

♪ Keep dreaming, well keep dreaming. ♪

♪ She'll really rock your world but she don't come cheap, oh yeah. ♪

♪ Go get the money, you got to get the money. ♪

♪ Throw a twenty on the floor, she'll be bangin at your door. ♪

♪ You know that ain't no shit, you'll be sucking on her clit cause that's Cha-cha. ♪

♪ Cha-cha, chachachacha..

♪ You'll bang Cha-cha as long as you're willing to pay. ♪

♪ You'll bang Cha-cha, you'll bang Cha-cha. ♪

♪ You'll bang Cha-cha, and you'll never be the same. ♪

♪ You'll bang Cha-cha, you'll bang Cha-cha. ♪

♪ You'll boil in steam, she'll make you scream, ♪

♪ cause that's a Cha-cha. ♪

♪ Cha-cha, chachachacha... ♪

Hey you know that crater faced boyfriend of yours, he's an asshole.

You could do better.

I hope you beat him Kenickie.

I do, I'd love to get fucked...

... in this garage, hmm.

You guys have fun.

I'm going to go find Sandy.

I apologize for being such an idiot the other day.

I mean your the best thing that's happened to me since I fixed Kenickie's carburator.

Ah, that's sweet, but I'm still mad at you.

Hey, why don't we go to the car, go to the mall?

No, that's OK, but maybe I'll see you there.

Hey guys.

Hey Frenchy.

I think I made a huge mistake.

Giving a guy a blowjob at a slumber party is only a minor mistake.

Wow news gets around fast.

I'm not talking about a blowjob.

I'm talking about this.

Oh my God, what the fuck happened to your hair?

It's pink!

I got an F today at my first hair tinting inside my beauty school.

I think dropping out of Rydell was a huge mistake.

Frenchy, you're obviously a better cock sucker than you are a tinter. Oh!

Danny!

It's OK Frenchy. It'll probably grow back by next semester.

Look Sandy, they're closing, let's get out of here.

No, that's OK. I think I'm just going to stay here with Frenchy.

I have to use the little girl's room, I'll be right back.

I wish there was somebody that could give me advice.

♪ Your sex life is not so well. ♪

♪ Your horny I can tell. ♪

♪ You should just take a ride on my cock. ♪

♪ Your future's very clear now. ♪

♪ Just get down on your knees now, ♪

♪ and let me put my penis in your mouth. ♪

♪ La, lala, lala, lala ♪

♪ Lalalala, lalala, lala, lala ♪

♪ Beauty school slut. ♪

♪ No masterbation day for you. ♪

♪ Beauty school slut. ♪

♪ Bring all your friends, I'll fuck 'em too. ♪

♪ Well at least you could just spread your legs, ♪

♪ and maybe take your clothes off. ♪

♪ After spending all this time in heaven, I just need to get off. ♪

♪ Baby get moving. ♪

♪ (Baby get moving.) ♪

♪ Lick on my balls and get me hard. ♪

♪ What are you doing? ♪

♪ (What are you doing?) ♪

♪ You've got to open up your mouth. ♪

♪ Now I call the shots, get on my cock, I really got to cum. ♪

♪ Gonna cum inside you now. ♪

♪ Spread em, don't be shy. ♪

♪ Beauty school slut. ♪

♪ (Beauty school slut.) ♪

♪ Down on your knees. ♪

♪ Beauty school slut. ♪

♪ (Beauty school slut.) ♪

♪ Down on your knees. ♪

♪ Beauty school slut. ♪

♪ (Beauty school slut.) ♪

♪ Down on your knees. ♪

♪ Where is it, where is it? ♪

♪ Beauty school slut. ♪

[*Giggles*]

Gee thanks miss, you're a swell tipper.

Step right up. Win a prize, win a prize.

Win a prize, any prize. Get the ball right in the basket.

If it stays there you get a prize to give the little lady.

We got dolls, lots of dolls.

I am a doll.

Not you. We can't afford your make up.

Come on little lady, come on up here.

Alright here we go.

There we go. [*ding*]

What did I say.

Good one there, give it a try there young man.

Go right up and ring the bell, ring the bell.

Oh, there you go. Step aside, let the little lady ring the bell.

Oh. Way to go French.

You know I sure am glad that we won that race against the Scorpions.

Yeah, but it's still be nice if Danny and Sandy got back together.

I don't know, I think she's too square for him.

Holy shit, will you get a load of this?

Danny's gone preppy.

I can't believe my eyes. You look like half a fag.

Hey.

Holy shit.

Sandy???

Eat your heart out.

♪ I got hard, my britches straining ♪

♪ and I'm stiff as a pole. ♪

♪ Cause the boner your supplying, ♪

♪ it's electrifying. ♪

♪ You better stay hard cause I need a cock. ♪

♪ and I'm counting on your tool. ♪

♪ You better stay hard. ♪

♪ Cause this broken heart, ♪

♪ and my tits know just one rule. ♪

♪ Nothing left, nothing left for me to do. ♪

♪ You're the one that I want, you are the one I want, ♪

♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo. Horny. ♪

♪ You're the one that I want, you are the one I want, ♪

♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo. Horny. ♪

♪ You're the one that I want, you are the one I want, ♪

♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo. ♪

♪ The one I need, ♪

♪ so do the thing. ♪

♪ I can feel your erection. ♪

♪ There's a bulge in your pants. ♪

♪ Point your dick in my direction, ♪

♪ right away. ♪

♪ I better stay hard, cause you need a cock. ♪

♪ I need a cock, that can drill my ass all night. ♪

♪ I better stay hard, if I want to score. ♪

♪ You better score, so my lust is satisfied. ♪

♪ - Are you sure? - Yes I'm sure just cum inside. ♪

♪ You're the one that I want, you are the one I want, ♪

♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo. Horny. ♪

♪ You're the one that I want, you are the one I want, ♪

♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo. Horny. ♪

♪ You're the one that I want, you are the one I want, ♪

♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo. ♪

♪ The one that I need, ♪

♪ so do the thing. ♪

♪ You're the one that I want, you are the one I want, ♪

♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo. Horny. ♪

♪ You're the one that I want, you are the one I want, ♪

♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo. Horny. ♪

♪ You're the one that I want, you are the one I want, ♪

♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo. ♪

♪ The one that I need, ♪

♪ so do the thing. ♪

Ladies and gentlemen, the fab four will be giving

a free concert at the grandstand in ten minutes.

First come first served.

Oh Sandy.

Mmm, Danny.

Oh Sandy!!

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