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- Okay, listen, just please
let me know as, as,
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as soon as you know
something, okay?
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No, not about the Etsy store,
about the baby.
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Alright, bye.
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[sighs]
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- What did your friend say?
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- Okay, she just started
her shift at the E.R.
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and she's going to
track them down
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and as soon as she does,
she'll let me know.
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- I hope it's a boy.
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- Say what?
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- I hope Lisa has
a baby boy.
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- Curtis, how can you
think about that
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when we are in the
middle of a family crisis?
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- Oh, Mr. Payne, you're
trying to stay positive.
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- Nah, I just don't want to
be doing nobody's hair again.
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- [laughs]
- That is so selfish.
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- Ella, this is gonna be my
first grandniece.
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Okay? and I'll do whatever it
takes to keep her quiet.
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I mean, make her happy.
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- But what if it's
a grandnephew?
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- Then, I can just throw
him in the baptismal pool
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and wish him luck.
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- [laughs]
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- Curtis, this is no time to
laugh.
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- Baby, look, we have been
through the worst of the worst.
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Okay? And being stressed and
worried don't make it no better.
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- Mr. Payne's right.
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We have definitely been
through a lot as a family.
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- Yes.
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- Well, at least,
you guys have.
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- Don't do that. Don't do that.
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You are part of this family
and you always will be.
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- Ms. Ella.
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- Muah, muah, muah.
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- Well, baby, you know
technically...
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- Um, I'm, I'm right
here, Mr. Payne.
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- Hey, come on.
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- "Come on" what, baby?
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I'm just saying. I'm kidding.
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Come on, I'm just trying
to lighten up the mood.
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Now, come on.
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- Well, help less, lighten less
and pray more.
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- Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on.
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Hey, okay, Lattice, you found
them.
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Oh, okay. Oh, that's good.
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Good, good, good.
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Oh, no, no, no, that's,
that's, that's not good.
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- No, it's not.
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- So, wait, there's--
what happened?
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There's nothing else
that they can do?
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Okay. I'll let him know.
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- Oh, how bad is it?
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How bad is it?
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- It's not good.
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Someone hacked into
her Etsy store.
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Shut it down.
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Now she can't sell any
of her porcelain cats.
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- The babies, Miranda.
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- Um, Malik, Lisa and the baby,
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they were discharged
about an hour ago.
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So they left the hospital.
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They should be home soon.
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- ELLA: Oof! You should
have lead with that.
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- ♪
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♪♪
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- [exclaiming,
baby talk]
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- You got your
momma looks.
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- Hey, nook, nook!
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- Hey! Oh, my goodness!
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Oh, let me see
that baby girl.
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- Hold on there,
Edward Sooty Hands.
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- Excuse me?
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- Are your hands clean?
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- Really?
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- Yes, it's no
disrespect, Miranda,
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but babies are very
susceptible to germs.
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- Wow, I didn't know that.
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You know, I pushed a whole
human out of my vagina.
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How about you?
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- Oh.
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- Yeah, girl, he asked
the hospital
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for a sterilized surgical
suit before we left.
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- [laughs]
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- The first baby fear.
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- 100 percent.
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- Calvin washed his
hands so much,
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he looked like he had
sharecroppers fingers.
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- [laughing]
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- Oh, I remember that.
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- Ssh, ssh, hey,
hey, hey, hey.
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Not so loud, alright?
She's sleeping.
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- Boy, we couldn't even listen
to the radio on the way home.
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He drove 35 all the way.
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- I was being safe.
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- We were on the interstate.
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- Oh, she is so beautiful,
Malik.
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Oh... [baby talks]
- Thank you, Auntie Ella.
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You know, she really
does look like Mom.
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- ELLA: Mmhmm.
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- Hey, um, Auntie Ella?
- Mmhmm.
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- Have you heard anything?
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- Not yet.
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- [sighs] This family really
doesn't deserve this.
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- God would not give us
more than we can bear.
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- Yeah, I understand,
it's just, it's not much
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this family hasn't
been through.
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- Lisa, do you need anything?
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- A name.
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- Oh, you haven't named
this child yet?
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- No, we just been
calling her Da Baby.
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- [laughs]
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- That's my favorite rapper.
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Not a good name for a girl.
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- You know, I been thinking
about Janine Jr.
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- [laughing]
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- Look, ssh, ssh,
Da Baby's sleeping.
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- Malik, that's very thoughtful.
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- Yeah, but maybe you should
just give it a little bit...
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- It's a terrible name.
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- Not Janine, but the junior.
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- Well, why can't
women be juniors?
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- Because only men
are juniors.
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- That's sexist.
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- Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh.
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- Malik, you are not thinking
straight right now.
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- Auntie Ella, I am
thinking straight.
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Okay, I'm thinking about if
my mom never gets a chance
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to meet her granddaughter,
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then at least she can
live out her legacy.
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- Do you ever have those
unthinkable thoughts?
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- You mean, like the house
being quiet all the time?
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- I mean, like losing Aunt Ella.
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- We talked about it.
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And I really do hope,
hope she goes first.
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- Why would you say that?
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- Well, I mean, CJ,
whoever's left here
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gotta deal with all of it.
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- All of what?
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- The grief, loneliness,
depression,
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finances, arrangements.
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Meanwhile, whoever
goes first,
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you just run off to the
afterlife afterparty.
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- I never thought
about it like that.
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- Mm.
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I wouldn't wanna leave Ella
here with all that, alone.
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- That's huge, Unc.
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- That's til death
do us part.
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That's what that is.
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- Mm.
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- Hey, guys, I got some news.
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Janine's plane is in
Charlotte, North Carolina.
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- Well, where did
you hear that?
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There's nothing on the
news or on social media.
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- Floyd and Pookie told me.
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- Okay, so you been
watching Dumb N-N again.
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- So, there are no
new developments?
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- Floyd cuts Ronnie B's hair.
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Ronnie B used to mess
with Pookie's aunt.
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- Okay, what is the point to
this ghetto family reunion?
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- Well, Pookie's aunt
works for the FAA.
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She told him about...
about the plane crash.
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- Crash?
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Did, did she say
those words?
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Plane crash?
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- Well, no, she said incident.
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But the shop said plane crash.
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- Okay, that's the dumbest
thing I ever heard.
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Please, all of that
information is useless.
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- Okay.
Don't listen to the streets.
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But they be knowing
what's happening.
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- NEWS REPORTER: Breaking
news just in.
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An inbound flight to Atlanta
has suffered an engine failure.
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- See, now, that's a
reliable source.
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- NEWS REPORTER: The plane was
diverted for an emergency
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landing in Charlotte, North
Carolina.
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- Well, I'll be damned.
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- Floyd and Pookie also
sold me some Bitcoin.
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- I gotta get out of here.
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- Well, where you going?
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- Charlotte.
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- Well, before you know
the status of the flight?
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- Do you think that's wise?
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- No, I think it's til
death do us part.
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- That's my boy.
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- Okay, ox tails,
kale salad,
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pecan pie, dressing and sliced
apples.
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- Ooh.
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- You're welcome.
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- My postpartum meal
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was cheeseburgers,
cereal and taffy.
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- I don't know why
I'm so hungry.
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- Your body's burning extra
calories producing breast milk.
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- So, were you gonna
breastfeed or bottle feed?
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You know, now men are
breastfeeding with a bag.
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Mmhmm.
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- Oh, I entered on the
wrong conversation.
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Let me go.
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- Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Where you going?
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- The baby, she's crying.
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- You just put her to sleep.
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- Have a seat.
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- [laughing]
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- [sighs] You know I've
been thinking on it
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and we're gonna
name the baby Janine.
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- Malik, I think that is
a wonderful gesture.
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- Well, thank you, Auntie Ella.
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Now, you don't think I'm
being too pretentious, right?
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I mean, 'cause it kinda feels
like if I name her that,
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then it's almost like
jinxing my mom.
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- Follow your heart, babe.
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I mean this is a
special moment.
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We're giving her a name.
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- You're right.
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Auntie Ella, why did my
parents name me Malik?
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- [laughs]
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[clears throat]
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Curtis misspelled Malachi
on the gift basket.
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- Oh, wow.
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- The nurse saw it and wrote it
on the carrier in the hospital.
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- That was it?
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- Yes.
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And when you came home,
we loved the name Malik.
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- Hmm.
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- And Curtis still can not spell
a single name in the Bible.
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- [laughing]
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- I can't believe that.
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- No, he argues
with me that Job
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should have an E
on the end of it.
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- Oh, I can't believe that.
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- Yes.
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- Wait, so how did Calvin
get his name?
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- Another Curtis Payne special.
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- He misspelled Calvin?
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- Not one time.
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When he saw me... [laughs]
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I was wearing Calvin Klein
jeans.
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- [laughs] And?
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- And he said naming Calvin
would remind him of,
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um, use your imagination.
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- Oh.
- [laughing]
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- Oh, boy, one thing being in
this family has taught me
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is that there are so many
precious moments
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that we can't
take for granted.
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- Mmhmm, you're right.
Tomorrow's not promised.
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- Nope.
- To anybody.
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It can be gone in
the blink of an eye.
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- Mmm.
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- That's why me and Lisa
have to get married, ASAP.
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- Can I eat my ox tail first?
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- Malik, you know
I am against people
253
00:10:58,137 --> 00:11:01,206
playing married
and shacking up.
254
00:11:03,689 --> 00:11:04,862
But this is not a decision
255
00:11:04,862 --> 00:11:07,000
that
you want to make impulsively.
256
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,068
- I understand that,
but if it was anyone
257
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:11,655
that I thought would be excited,
I thought it would be you.
258
00:11:11,655 --> 00:11:14,931
- Don't make lifelong
decisions for me.
259
00:11:14,931 --> 00:11:17,620
Make sure that this is
something
260
00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:21,586
that will work for
the both of you.
261
00:11:21,586 --> 00:11:24,103
- Well, Lisa, what
do you think?
262
00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:25,620
Do you think it's
the right time?
263
00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:28,034
- Malik.
- Yeah?
264
00:11:28,034 --> 00:11:32,241
- I am so hungry, I can't
even think straight right now.
265
00:11:32,241 --> 00:11:35,103
Y'all got any more
cornbread dressing?
266
00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:38,551
- Wait, you, you
want more food?
267
00:11:38,551 --> 00:11:40,137
- Are you calling me fat?
268
00:11:41,241 --> 00:11:43,586
- Ooh, they just
skipped the vows
269
00:11:43,586 --> 00:11:46,000
and went straight to
passive-aggressive arguing.
270
00:11:47,068 --> 00:11:48,655
- No, that's not
what I'm doing.
271
00:11:48,655 --> 00:11:50,689
I'm not calling you fat, okay?
272
00:11:50,689 --> 00:11:52,517
I basically just
proposed to you
273
00:11:52,517 --> 00:11:56,689
and your response was
more cornbread dressing.
274
00:11:56,689 --> 00:11:58,482
- Malik, I just had our baby.
275
00:11:58,482 --> 00:12:01,793
A human being curled up
in me for nine months.
276
00:12:01,793 --> 00:12:03,827
A baby, that for the record,
you put in me.
277
00:12:03,827 --> 00:12:05,482
- Yep, yep.
- Oh.
278
00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:07,344
- They're married. They're
married. They married.
279
00:12:07,344 --> 00:12:11,241
- This isn't about cornbread
dressing or the baby.
280
00:12:11,241 --> 00:12:14,344
- Says the man who was
named after a Bible book typo.
281
00:12:14,344 --> 00:12:17,206
- Oh, wow.
So now I'm a mistake?
282
00:12:17,206 --> 00:12:18,551
That's where you
going with this?
283
00:12:18,551 --> 00:12:20,103
- Alrighty, right there.
284
00:12:20,103 --> 00:12:21,931
Ha-ha, ding, ding, ding.
285
00:12:21,931 --> 00:12:23,758
Let's take a breath.
286
00:12:23,758 --> 00:12:24,862
Let's everybody
take a--
287
00:12:24,862 --> 00:12:26,241
- [exhales]
288
00:12:26,241 --> 00:12:27,448
- A breath.
289
00:12:28,586 --> 00:12:29,965
- [exhales]
290
00:12:29,965 --> 00:12:32,275
- You know what? I got a,
I got a better idea.
291
00:12:32,275 --> 00:12:33,931
Maybe we should
take a break.
292
00:12:33,931 --> 00:12:35,827
- Okay, you know what?
You are right.
293
00:12:35,827 --> 00:12:37,862
Let cooler heads prevail.
294
00:12:37,862 --> 00:12:40,965
And, um, here, Malik,
you want some kale salad?
295
00:12:40,965 --> 00:12:44,689
- Nah. I'm out.
296
00:12:44,689 --> 00:12:46,655
We should take a break.
297
00:12:46,655 --> 00:12:48,689
- Where are you going?
298
00:12:48,689 --> 00:12:50,517
- I got my baby on
my mind right now.
299
00:12:57,965 --> 00:12:59,206
- Okay, cool, cool, cool.
300
00:12:59,206 --> 00:13:01,724
So, I can use the Bitcoin
like money, right?
301
00:13:01,724 --> 00:13:04,068
- [knock at door]
302
00:13:04,068 --> 00:13:06,206
- Nah, I'm cool
on that, playboy.
303
00:13:06,206 --> 00:13:07,655
But you keep making it
rain digitally
304
00:13:07,655 --> 00:13:09,068
at the strip club.
305
00:13:10,275 --> 00:13:12,413
- Hey, what's up, Cuzo?
- What's happening, man?
306
00:13:12,413 --> 00:13:15,758
You know, I see
why you did it now.
307
00:13:15,758 --> 00:13:17,275
- Jazmine snitched on me?
308
00:13:17,275 --> 00:13:19,172
Please, don't
tell my momma.
309
00:13:19,172 --> 00:13:21,034
She'd die if she realized
I tattooed my kids
310
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,379
all over my back.
311
00:13:23,586 --> 00:13:25,482
- Thanks for that intel in
case I have to blackmail you.
312
00:13:25,482 --> 00:13:27,413
Uh, but, no.
313
00:13:27,413 --> 00:13:30,068
I understand why you
got a divorce now.
314
00:13:30,068 --> 00:13:32,137
- Well, well, well.
315
00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:33,827
My little cousin is
finally a member
316
00:13:33,827 --> 00:13:36,413
of the Baby Momma
Drama Club.
317
00:13:36,413 --> 00:13:39,586
Well, as the president,
welcome.
318
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,172
- [laughs]
319
00:13:41,172 --> 00:13:43,413
You know, I'm glad that
you think this is so funny.
320
00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:45,724
- Hey, if you don't laugh
through it, it'll destroy you.
321
00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:47,413
I almost didn't make it.
322
00:13:47,413 --> 00:13:49,379
- Wait, how so?
323
00:13:49,379 --> 00:13:53,137
- Well, Miranda and I
got to a bad place.
324
00:13:53,137 --> 00:13:55,551
Now, I would never put
my hands on a woman,
325
00:13:55,551 --> 00:13:57,172
but I definitely thought
about hiring a woman
326
00:13:57,172 --> 00:13:58,551
to put her hands
on Miranda.
327
00:13:58,551 --> 00:14:01,310
- [chuckles] You know they
have a phrase for that.
328
00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:03,034
- Marriage.
- Conspiracy to commit--
329
00:14:04,034 --> 00:14:05,827
Sure, marriage.
- It's work.
330
00:14:05,827 --> 00:14:08,413
It's a 24/7 job.
331
00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:09,793
And add a baby
on top of that
332
00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:12,000
it's like working a double
shift that never ends.
333
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,758
- What happened?
334
00:14:13,758 --> 00:14:17,724
Like, what was the one thing
that made you walk away?
335
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,965
- Nothing. It was me.
336
00:14:19,965 --> 00:14:22,137
I wasn't willing to put
in the work anymore.
337
00:14:22,137 --> 00:14:24,310
Really, I didn't know how to.
338
00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:25,724
- What you mean you
didn't know how to?
339
00:14:25,724 --> 00:14:27,517
You had Uncle Curtis and
Auntie Ella as examples.
340
00:14:27,517 --> 00:14:29,931
- Pssh, when they
got married, date night
341
00:14:29,931 --> 00:14:32,172
was a ride to town on
a horse and buggy.
342
00:14:32,965 --> 00:14:35,137
All they had was each other.
343
00:14:35,137 --> 00:14:37,344
- Yeah, well, what
worked for them--
344
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,000
- Definitely wouldn't
work for me.
345
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,206
- And what worked for you--
346
00:14:40,206 --> 00:14:41,965
- Damn sure won't work
for you and Lisa.
347
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,931
- Facts, man.
348
00:14:43,931 --> 00:14:46,689
- But the operative
word is work.
349
00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:49,344
You gotta put in
to make it last.
350
00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:51,586
- What happens if we
never get married?
351
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,655
- Well, I personally
don't have a problem
352
00:14:53,655 --> 00:14:55,689
with a lifetime of awkward
Thanksgiving dinners.
353
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,206
- Yeah, I know you
don't have a problem,
354
00:14:58,206 --> 00:15:00,137
but Auntie Ella
wouldn't be happy.
355
00:15:00,137 --> 00:15:01,551
- Well, times are changing.
356
00:15:01,551 --> 00:15:03,241
Marriage isn't the
goal anymore.
357
00:15:03,241 --> 00:15:04,896
People got life partners.
358
00:15:04,896 --> 00:15:06,379
And my mom
doesn't like that.
359
00:15:06,379 --> 00:15:08,827
And I get it.
It's not biblical.
360
00:15:08,827 --> 00:15:10,620
My mom believes
in marriage.
361
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:14,103
- Yeah, you know, my mom and
dad believe in marriage too, so.
362
00:15:14,103 --> 00:15:15,931
- I obviously do too.
363
00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:18,034
It's just it has to be right.
364
00:15:18,034 --> 00:15:19,310
- You're right.
365
00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:21,517
It has to be right.
366
00:15:21,517 --> 00:15:24,689
- I mean, I said til
death do we part.
367
00:15:24,689 --> 00:15:27,620
And Miranda and I
are obviously still alive.
368
00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:30,344
But we obviously
not together.
369
00:15:30,344 --> 00:15:32,000
- [laughs]
370
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,103
Yeah, yeah.
371
00:15:36,758 --> 00:15:37,793
- Hey, best man.
372
00:15:37,793 --> 00:15:40,310
- Ooh, hey.
373
00:15:40,310 --> 00:15:41,344
- Ssh.
374
00:15:41,344 --> 00:15:43,482
- Hey.
375
00:15:43,482 --> 00:15:47,586
Well, Janine is,
uh, she's fine.
376
00:15:47,586 --> 00:15:49,413
Not a scratch.
377
00:15:49,413 --> 00:15:50,793
Yeah.
378
00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:53,000
She's on a flight
to New York.
379
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,827
She's gonna reschedule
her meeting.
380
00:15:54,827 --> 00:15:56,689
She's gonna
pitch an idea
381
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:59,620
for a life-changing
opportunity tomorrow.
382
00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:00,896
- That's great.
383
00:16:00,896 --> 00:16:02,379
- Yeah.
384
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:04,103
Yeah.
385
00:16:04,103 --> 00:16:09,241
And, uh, she wants you
to send her some videos.
386
00:16:09,241 --> 00:16:11,517
Some videos while
she's on the plane.
387
00:16:11,517 --> 00:16:12,586
[laughs]
388
00:16:12,586 --> 00:16:17,275
She wants to see
our grandbaby tonight.
389
00:16:17,275 --> 00:16:21,793
And she said send her
tons of pictures.
390
00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:26,551
She wants you to call her
as soon as she lands.
391
00:16:26,551 --> 00:16:29,620
- She's going back
to work already?
392
00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:33,241
I mean, after all she's
been through today?
393
00:16:33,241 --> 00:16:38,965
- My wife is the strongest
woman I know.
394
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:42,896
And she's in you, little one.
395
00:16:42,896 --> 00:16:46,689
[laughs]
396
00:16:46,689 --> 00:16:52,241
Hopefully, you and
Malik can find a way
397
00:16:52,241 --> 00:16:55,310
to support each other
in every way possible.
398
00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:57,379
I would, I would love that.
399
00:16:57,379 --> 00:16:58,758
You know?
400
00:16:58,758 --> 00:17:01,068
But she's gonna need that.
401
00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:02,482
Right?
- Yeah.
402
00:17:02,482 --> 00:17:04,758
- Yeah.
403
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,965
Okay.
404
00:17:06,965 --> 00:17:09,620
- You know, I owe
you an apology.
405
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:12,068
For how I was
talking to you.
406
00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:13,586
I don't know what
was going on.
407
00:17:13,586 --> 00:17:15,620
I mean, my hormones
was all over the place.
408
00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:18,724
Like... [growls]
409
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,827
- Okay.
410
00:17:22,827 --> 00:17:25,551
I've heard that sound before.
411
00:17:25,551 --> 00:17:27,137
[laughs]
412
00:17:27,137 --> 00:17:28,172
Yeah.
413
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,862
I'm familiar with that one.
414
00:17:29,862 --> 00:17:32,206
So, apology accepted.
415
00:17:32,206 --> 00:17:34,551
Oh, before I forget.
416
00:17:34,551 --> 00:17:36,344
She wanted me
to give you this.
417
00:17:36,344 --> 00:17:37,931
Look at that baby.
418
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,827
Look at that.
419
00:17:58,172 --> 00:18:01,172
- "Lisa, I'm so sorry
I couldn't be there
420
00:18:01,172 --> 00:18:04,103
"for the birth of
your beautiful baby
421
00:18:04,103 --> 00:18:06,620
"and my granddaughter.
422
00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:08,517
"I'm sure you will
be twice the mother
423
00:18:08,517 --> 00:18:12,793
"I wish I could've been.
424
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:17,724
"You have the heart and
the spirit of the matriarchs
425
00:18:17,724 --> 00:18:23,620
"who have saved us
for many generations.
426
00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:28,137
"I heard you and Malik are
still thinking about a name.
427
00:18:28,137 --> 00:18:32,758
I think it would be beautiful
if you named your child..."
428
00:18:44,068 --> 00:18:47,448
Lord, for the last few weeks
I've been binge-watching
429
00:18:47,448 --> 00:18:49,827
this show you
made called Life.
430
00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:52,862
And it's pretty good.
431
00:18:52,862 --> 00:18:56,310
A baby, a plane incident
432
00:18:56,310 --> 00:18:58,586
and a marriage proposal.
433
00:18:58,586 --> 00:19:00,793
Who's directing this, Moses?
434
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,931
For the next episode, can
you please bring back Malik?
435
00:19:08,931 --> 00:19:11,034
Amen.
- Amen.
436
00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:12,896
- Malik?
437
00:19:12,896 --> 00:19:14,379
Okay!
438
00:19:16,862 --> 00:19:17,896
- I'm sorry.
439
00:19:17,896 --> 00:19:19,379
Look, I'm not ready
to get married.
440
00:19:19,379 --> 00:19:20,793
- I'll get married if that's
what you want.
441
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,482
- Oh, thank God.
442
00:19:22,482 --> 00:19:24,310
Woo, won't he do it?
443
00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:26,206
- Didn't do it.
444
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,275
- Look, I'm not,
I'm not saying
445
00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:31,931
that I don't ever want
to get married to you.
446
00:19:31,931 --> 00:19:35,862
- And I just don't want to make
the same
447
00:19:35,862 --> 00:19:41,655
life-changing decision that we
did before.
448
00:19:41,655 --> 00:19:43,379
- Nice save.
449
00:19:44,068 --> 00:19:46,793
- Speaking of saves.
450
00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:49,448
Your mom saved us.
451
00:19:49,448 --> 00:19:51,689
She named our child.
452
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,586
- Malisa.
453
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:57,724
[laughs]
454
00:19:57,724 --> 00:19:59,413
Malik plus Lisa.
455
00:19:59,413 --> 00:20:02,793
Wow, that's actually
really brillant.
456
00:20:02,793 --> 00:20:05,448
- It's us.
457
00:20:05,448 --> 00:20:07,379
- You're right.
458
00:20:07,379 --> 00:20:09,034
And it's beautiful.
459
00:20:09,034 --> 00:20:12,103
- It is.
460
00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:13,482
- Wow.
461
00:20:17,413 --> 00:20:19,000
- ♪ He got the big
ol' big world ♪
462
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,793
- ♪ In his hands
463
00:20:20,793 --> 00:20:25,965
- BOTH: ♪ He's got the whole
world in his hands ♪
464
00:20:27,172 --> 00:20:28,551
- Zuh.
465
00:20:28,551 --> 00:20:30,448
- He, he, see,
we right there.
466
00:20:30,448 --> 00:20:32,000
- [unintelligible]
467
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,172
- [baby passes gas]
468
00:20:33,172 --> 00:20:34,482
- [unintelligible]
469
00:20:34,482 --> 00:20:36,068
- Oh, Curtis, Curtis,
she's related to you.
470
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,241
What did she eat?
- [laughs]
471
00:20:38,241 --> 00:20:39,758
- Oh my goodness.
- Mm-mm.
472
00:20:39,758 --> 00:20:41,827
Don't you be insulting my
little grandniece like that.
473
00:20:41,827 --> 00:20:43,103
Huh?
474
00:20:43,103 --> 00:20:46,206
Hon, ol' heathen's talking
about your angel poop.
475
00:20:46,206 --> 00:20:47,655
That angel poop.
476
00:20:47,655 --> 00:20:50,655
We're gonna grow some
flowers with that angel poop.
477
00:20:51,655 --> 00:20:53,241
- She's smiling. She's smiling.
478
00:20:53,241 --> 00:20:55,103
Does Malik got a baby?
479
00:20:55,103 --> 00:20:57,068
Oh.
480
00:20:57,068 --> 00:20:59,000
- She's so pretty,
ain't she?
481
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,137
- That baby's beautiful.
482
00:21:00,137 --> 00:21:01,379
- That pretty little thing.
483
00:21:01,379 --> 00:21:02,931
- Looks just like the Auntie.
484
00:21:02,931 --> 00:21:04,551
- She's a little wrinkled up,
but she'll fill out.
485
00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:36,827
- ♪
486
00:21:38,689 --> 00:21:39,689
- ♪
487
00:21:41,172 --> 00:21:44,724
- ♪
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