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[Applause] why are you still here i'll ask you the

why are you still here i'll ask you the

why are you still here i'll ask you the same question

same question

same question i thought this place was family friendly

i thought this place was family friendly

i thought this place was family friendly just go

just go

just go i get it loads of dads waiting for the

i get it loads of dads waiting for the

i get it loads of dads waiting for the kids a bit of time on their hands

kids a bit of time on their hands

kids a bit of time on their hands but you clean up eh just leave look i've

but you clean up eh just leave look i've

but you clean up eh just leave look i've missed you i've left your messages

missed you i've left your messages

missed you i've left your messages yeah and i told you to stop calling me

yeah and i told you to stop calling me

yeah and i told you to stop calling me how did you find me here

how did you find me here

how did you find me here i didn't i booked myself in the kids

i didn't i booked myself in the kids

i didn't i booked myself in the kids some kayak lessons got an offer on

some kayak lessons got an offer on

some kayak lessons got an offer on outdoor activities could uh

outdoor activities could uh

outdoor activities could uh think of one right now to be honest i've

think of one right now to be honest i've

think of one right now to be honest i've got an hour until mrs wants me home

got an hour until mrs wants me home

got an hour until mrs wants me home get in get lost oh okay okay you win

get in get lost oh okay okay you win

get in get lost oh okay okay you win what extra tenner persuade you will it

what extra tenner persuade you will it

what extra tenner persuade you will it i'm going nowhere near you

i'm going nowhere near you

i'm going nowhere near you or your car i'm at work and i'm offering

or your car i'm at work and i'm offering

or your car i'm at work and i'm offering you cash for work like i usually do

you cash for work like i usually do

you cash for work like i usually do i'll get in i don't have all day will

i'll get in i don't have all day will

i'll get in i don't have all day will you just do one

you just do one

you just do one and stay away from this place

so does your boss know you're doing

so does your boss know you're doing

so does your boss know you're doing business on the side then i'm not i

business on the side then i'm not i

business on the side then i'm not i don't do that stuff here

don't do that stuff here

don't do that stuff here oh oh i get it's like a double life

oh oh i get it's like a double life

oh oh i get it's like a double life thing twice the excitement

thing twice the excitement

thing twice the excitement well i'll just uh see you downtown then

well i'll just uh see you downtown then

well i'll just uh see you downtown then usual place

usual place

usual place usual time i'm looking forward to it

vic said you wanted to see me take a

vic said you wanted to see me take a

vic said you wanted to see me take a seat dawn

i am sorry that dad punched you please

i am sorry that dad punched you please

i am sorry that dad punched you please don't call the police he's not been well

don't call the police he's not been well

don't call the police he's not been well that's no excuse for violence is it

that's no excuse for violence is it

that's no excuse for violence is it i've just been composing your letter of

i've just been composing your letter of

i've just been composing your letter of dismissal what

dismissal what

dismissal what on what grounds well you're in your 12

on what grounds well you're in your 12

on what grounds well you're in your 12 week probation period

week probation period

week probation period seeing as i gave you another chance

seeing as i gave you another chance

seeing as i gave you another chance after you went awol for weeks look what

after you went awol for weeks look what

after you went awol for weeks look what dad did was out of order and i'm gonna

dad did was out of order and i'm gonna

dad did was out of order and i'm gonna test strips off him later but

test strips off him later but

test strips off him later but you can't do this to me gross misconduct

you can't do this to me gross misconduct

you can't do this to me gross misconduct and behavior that is damaging to our

and behavior that is damaging to our

and behavior that is damaging to our brand values how does that sound

brand values how does that sound

brand values how does that sound illegal you can't sack me because my dad

illegal you can't sack me because my dad

illegal you can't sack me because my dad decks you i'm not

decks you i'm not

decks you i'm not that's not what this is about he was the

that's not what this is about he was the

that's not what this is about he was the man i saw you arguing with outside

he was a customer he was booking

he was a customer he was booking

he was a customer he was booking kayaking lessons for his family and he

kayaking lessons for his family and he

kayaking lessons for his family and he was hitting on me i just think i'm

was hitting on me i just think i'm

was hitting on me i just think i'm stupid

stupid

stupid i can always grab his details off the

i can always grab his details off the

i can always grab his details off the system and ask him

system and ask him

system and ask him no don't

okay i know him

okay i know him

okay i know him from before but i haven't gone back

from before but i haven't gone back

from before but i haven't gone back there not since i came back to work

there not since i came back to work

there not since i came back to work look i was just shocked to see me

look i was just shocked to see me

look i was just shocked to see me he was harassing me and i told him to

he was harassing me and i told him to

he was harassing me and i told him to leave me alone but he kept offering me

leave me alone but he kept offering me

leave me alone but he kept offering me more money

more money

more money he was offering you money why

he was offering you money why

he was offering you money why because he used to be one of my regular

because he used to be one of my regular

because he used to be one of my regular clients

why who did you think he was

why who did you think he was

why who did you think he was i thought he was your drug dealer not a

i thought he was your drug dealer not a

i thought he was your drug dealer not a client

okay jamie i can explain no i know how

okay jamie i can explain no i know how

okay jamie i can explain no i know how prostitution works

prostitution works

prostitution works thanks but do you really think a family

thanks but do you really think a family

thanks but do you really think a family orientated business like hawke's wants

orientated business like hawke's wants

orientated business like hawke's wants to employ one

to employ one

to employ one dawn you've left me no choice you're

fired

fired

fired [Music]

have you seen my dog what no what's

have you seen my dog what no what's

have you seen my dog what no what's wrong what's my bad happened yeah

wrong what's my bad happened yeah

wrong what's my bad happened yeah jamie tate what the hell do you see in

jamie tate what the hell do you see in

jamie tate what the hell do you see in him

him

him he is vile and he ruins people's lives

alfie alfie what are you doing

come on boy where are you you lost monty

look you're trespassing okay so find

look you're trespassing okay so find

look you're trespassing okay so find your mangy dog and go

your mangy dog and go

your mangy dog and go are you going to let him speak to you

are you going to let him speak to you

are you going to let him speak to you like that don't you dare ignore me

like that don't you dare ignore me

like that don't you dare ignore me take them out

are you just going to let him go

are you just going to let him go

are you just going to let him go stop being such a doormat stand up for

stop being such a doormat stand up for

stop being such a doormat stand up for yourself

yourself

yourself oh just shush okay please don't make me

dawn still hasn't got back to me yet