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Previously on Cleaners...

And hello to you too.

So where’s your other half? Some guy abducted her.

Did you say some guy abducted her last night?

Roxie!

From what I can gather,

the puzzle looks something like this.

We find Phillips, we find Mother.

They say there’s a storm coming in.

What do you say we hole up here until it passes?

Do I have a choice?

We find Mother,

we eventually find the hired gun

who we can only assume has Roxie.

I just can’t tell you how much I missed you, Sally.

"Eventually" won’t cut it. In less than 14 hours,

her heart stops.

Unless she has this.

Let’s go get Roxie back.

I had no idea there were so many airstrips on this island.

I can’t remember which one JR took me to.

It’s gonna take us days just to visit each one.

We barely have hours.

And those are only the official ones.

There’s dozens of jungle hangars dotted around the island,

thanks to narco trade.

I mean, planes and drugs would go hand in glove around here.

Wait a second. What about hangars with bars?

S02E09 - "Yin and Yang" Originally on cable on Aug 19, 2014

New Zealand sauvignon blanc. Terribly underrated.

I know it’s early.

But as you always used to say,

it’s afternoon somewhere in the world.

Come on. For old time’s sake.

You know, I’d be a lot more excited

if we were toasting to our future.

The best I can offer is the present, I’m afraid.

I’m assuming this is about Yemen.

You haven’t changed. All business.

Old habits die hard.

You can’t take a load off and appreciate any of this?

When’s the last time a man wined and dined you?

You mean a real man?

Come on, you got to admit,

this is at least a little romantic.

It’d me a lot more cozy without that Magnum between us.

Oh, baby, I could lose the gun,

there would still be a Magnum between us.

Okay, look, I would love to,

but you’re a cunning bird.

So Uncle Clarence is gonna keep the Magnum under his wing.

Good try, though.

And, yeah, you’re right. This is about Yemen.

That was so long ago.

Why now?

I know. I ask myself the same question.

Why can’t people let bygones be bygones?

But the NSA is leaking

like an Alzheimer’s patient’s colostomy bag,

and the agency wants to make sure

it’s not handed any nasty little surprises.

So it’s going back through a bunch of old ops

to make sure there’s nothing that will embarrass them

were it handed to the world’s media on a Lady Gaga CD.

Something in the whereabouts of the 25 mill

in unaccounted for counter-insurgency cash.

Yeah, something like that.

Oh, come on.

Clarence, I gave you a team

of eight top-tier contract players for that.

Black on black guys.

None of them are going to put their hands up

to talk to the US government.

I know they’re not.

Especially not now.

Bring back memories?

Jesus.

You had the entire team taken out just to cover your tracks?

Well, not the entire crew.

There’s still two outstanding.

And when I say outstanding, I mean it.

Remember how many rabbits we ate that time in Bolivia?

When we were pinned down by that local militia?

I mean, that was crazy.

We both swore we’d never eat one again if we made it out.

But here we are.

I guess it’s best never to say never, right?

Okay.

Listen...

What do I even call you?

Are you more of an Edward or a Jacob?

I can’t really tell.

I mean, you’re butchering that rabbit like a goddamn werewolf,

but I wouldn’t be surprised if you drank its blood first.

Hey, they’re your books, not mine.

But, okay, then. I’m Carlos.

Okay, great.

Listen, Carlos, can I be really straight with you?

Of course.

I don’t know what history

you think we share, or who you think I am,

but I’m not that girl, okay?

I know.

You changed.

I changed too.

We all change.

The important thing is we’re back together.

And now you’re home, Sally.

Just stop! Just stop butchering Bugs

for, like, one second and just look at me.

Well, dinner won’t make itself, but okay.

Yes?

I am not Sally.

I don’t know who she is.

I don’t know what she was to you, but that’s not me.

Okay.

I get it.

The old Sally’s gone.

I kind of lost myself there for a bit when you weren’t around.

The things I did when I thought you were dead, jeez.

You should have seen that place they put me in.

The important thing is, I’m out.

And you’re home.

And we’re gonna celebrate with this delicious meal

if you’d just let me get on with it.

Okay, if I’m home and I’m free to wander around,

then why is there a big lock on the door?

Why do I feel like a prisoner?

Now you’re talking crazy.

You know? Look.

Key’s right here whenever you want it.

Look, it may seem a little overboard, I know.

But I lost you once.

And I’m not gonna let that happen again.

Okay.

Great talk.

Sally?

It’s Roxie, bitch!

Sally, what are you doing?

We save this sort of aggression for the ring.

Wow, and people think I’m slow.

It’s Roxie. R-O-X-I-E.

And I’m bidding you a fond farewell.

Adiós, amigo.

Okay, then.

You win...

and you missed.

You wanna play for a bit?

Let’s play.

Hyah!

Ha-ha!

Come on, baby, you still want to play?

Hey... Aw, shoot, did I do that?

I’m sorry, honey. I’m sorry.

If you didn’t want the rabbit, you just had to say.

I’ll go get you a towel.

Mwah.

You know, I always knew you had an ego,

but I never pegged you as a sadist.

I’m not sure I follow.

You could’ve taken me out anytime, from a distance.

Cold, clean, unemotional.

Yet here we are sharing some sauv blanc

and some stupid small talk. Why?

That’s why I always loved working with you.

Nothing gets past you.

You’re second to last.

And...

Hassan is last.

Let me guess. You can’t find him.

Very well done.

Smiley face sticker for you.

Ah, so, now I’m up to speed.

I’m starting to see how this is all gonna work out.

You can go fuck yourself.

Be careful of the sauvignon blanc.

I hear it’s very underrated.

You and I have been around the block.

Do I really have to lay this out for you?

You give me Hassan’s whereabouts,

and we have a fabulous day.

Laugh about old times.

Maybe one thing leads to another.

And then while you’re basking in post-coital bliss,

I put one through the back of your head

that you never see coming.

You go out on a high.

Well, when you put it like that...

Yeah, see, the problem is,

I’m not gonna give you the whereabouts of where Hassan is.

That would be like you handing over your Magnum.

I’d be giving up the only thing that’s keeping me alive.

I get it.

Here’s the difference, though:

I’m gonna find out one way or another.

My way has you going out with a full belly

and seven minutes in heaven.

Whereas your way has you leaving the earth

without your fingernails, your toenails, your ears

and assorted other body parts.

I think my way is more humane.

So, what do you say?

I’d love a splash more wine.

Do you mind?

Of course not.

Ooh-whee!

You are one good-looking lady.

Real sexy.

We do not get them around here like you know we don’t.

I can take you to heaven...

and back.

And I’m not talking about my plane.

No, I ain’t, ma’am.

I got to go drain my-- My lizard.

I’ll be back. You, me, plane, later.

Oh, that’s it.

All right, JR, you’re gonna go in there,

you’re gonna ask that girl out

on a nice steak dinner this time.

Not like the ones before.

Whoo! Feels good.

Yes, sir, you’re gonna go in there

and you’re gonna treat her right.

That’s what you’re gonna do.

You go in there and treat her like a real lady.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh.

All right.

Whoo!

Ooh-whee!

Jackson Rainey, you are either the drunkest man on this island,

or it is your lucky day.

Oh!

Well, I’m not dreaming.

So you must be real.

Well, I was the last time I checked.

Why don’t you play something

on this jukebox for me, little lady?

Maybe a little Waylon for an old cowboy.

I don’t know what a Waylon is.

Well, what sort of stuff are you into?

Hmm.

Death metal sounds fun.

You think it was smart sending her in there?

It’s what she wanted. She has to start somewhere.

How you doing?

You know, for the first time in a long time,

I feel kind of scared.

Well, it makes sense.

I mean, Roxie is the yin to your yang.

One can’t live without the other.

That’s what I’m afraid of.

I’ve always been fine yanging by myself.

I never thought I needed a yin.

We all need a yin in our lives.

I’d love to be someone’s yin.

You know, I met a yang once.

Not too long ago, in fact.

And I didn’t know if I’d ever see her again.

And this yang?

Oh, I liked her a lot.

I, uh, think about her all the time.

Just wonder if she thinks about me.

I’m sure she does.

But maybe this yang

can only think about one yin at a time.

No more! No more, no more. Please.

You want to keep daydreaming?

I think he’s ready for you now.

Where is Mother?

What? Where is she?

Honestly, I don’t know.

Aah! Goddamn!

You chicks have some serious anger issues.

Next time, I’ll kick your heart through your spine.

I’m telling you, I don’t know.

Phillips doesn’t pay me enough to hold out on you.

Listen to me. My friend is in a really bad way,

and I don’t have time to sit here

and convince you to do the right thing.

So unless you want me to paint this barn

an interesting shade of gray matter,

you will tell me, where is Mother?

Listen, please.

Phillips, he was pissed we had to stay here

just till the storm passed.

So I showed him my laptop,

and I made some wisecrack about him booking somewhere online.

And that’s it. I haven’t seen him since.

Swear to God.

Where’s your laptop?

He’s telling the truth.

Phillips did book a place online.

Very romantic.

I like your style, girl,

but that’s just a waste of good liquor.

So how do we get there?

Oh! Come on. Stop teasing me.

What’s the rush?

You’re gonna give it up eventually.

You know you are. You’re prolonging the inevitable.

Maybe.

You’ve waited 15 years for this.

A few more minutes isn’t gonna kill you.

How you doing down there, stud?

Like I said,

we’re here for a good time, not a long time.

I didn’t know the two were mutually exclusive.

Oh, I hate to break it to you, sweetheart,

but in this case, they are.

Oh, I am going to destroy you.

Me first.

Oh!

And then you had to go and do that.

You said you wanted to get screwed.

I hate drinking alone.

I hate it.

But in this case...

I’ll make an exception.

Good to see you again, old sport.

What’s the matter? Looks like you’ve seen a ghost.

Do bitches have ghosts? Excuse me?

Actually, I’m more disappointed than surprised.

Thought I was rid of your sorry ass.

Really? Well, we have

some unfinished business to attend to.

Oh, really? How do you figure that?

Remember how I busted my ass finding Mother for you?

Not for the CIA. Clearly for you.

Do you remember how you repaid me?

Oh, wah, wah, wah.

You’re like the annoying ex who can’t get over the fact

I’m banging a lingerie model.

You got to get over it. You’re boring me.

Come on, come on. Which one are you?

Light pants, light pants.

[PANTING]

Back up, Barnes. Back up.

Goddamn it.

I’m doing you a favor, Barnes.

Yeah?

After this, you can never go back to government work anyway.

One call from me and your career would be in the shitter.

You couldn’t drive a turd down fart lane.

That’s not really the way I see it.

The way I see it is, nobody knows you’re here.

So when you don’t return, nobody’s gonna care.

I think you got that the wrong way around, asshole.

No, I’m pretty sure I got that right.

Hello, Mother.

Shit.

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