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Previously, on Clean Slate...
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Miguel! One day,
you're gonna pull up in here
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without a recently deceased animal.
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Deal with it. I'm a sportsman.
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- I always thought I was like a son to you.
- More like a distant cousin's son.
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This is my prized possession!
And it ain't goin' nowhere, son!
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Daughter. Damn it!
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Jar.
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- Can I get your number?
- My number?
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Look at me, cruisin' in the Barracuda.
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Could you try to drive
a bit faster, please? I can't be late.
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- Hello, Stanley!
- Hey, man.
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That storm yesterday
was for real!
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The storm was Tuesday, wasn't it?
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You know what, it was Tuesday.
But it did rain some, though.
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Yeah, off and on. You right.
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Dad, I finally found someone who will do
my hair for less than a small fortune,
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and I'd really like to get to Tammy's Cutz
with a "Z" on time.
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Well, a thousand pardons, Miss Daisy.
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I have got to learn to drive.
Maybe Louis can teach me.
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Ex-squeeze me?
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Your instructor is in the car with you
right now.
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I think I need someone
with a little more...
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What?
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Patience?
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I am an amazing teacher and
your lesson's going to be free.
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Although, gratuities will be accepted.
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- Uh, well, I guess...
- Great!
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Tomorrow, eight a.m.
Tardiness will not be tolerated.
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And I will be taking attendance.
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Come on, let's go.
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Hey, I know these two walkin' fools!
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How 'bout that storm?
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Dad!
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Hope you brought an apple for the teacher.
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Mm-hmm.
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All right.
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Are you yearning to learn?
'Cause I am prepared to prepare.
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I'm prepared to get this over with.
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All right... Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Don't be gettin' in the car
all willy nilly.
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Who are ya? Dukes of Hazzard?
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I left all my confederate flags
in Manhattan.
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But I do have some Daisy Dukes, Dad.
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All right. Always perform
my patented 17-point safety check
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before you get in the car. Now,
how's the windshield lookin' up there?
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Dad, it's Alabama.
There's more bugs than window.
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All right. Now, also, let me make sure
nobody tampered with my undercarriage.
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I think you would know.
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We're lookin' at the catalytic converter.
That's intact.
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All right, there's no explosives.
All right.
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And the brake line's okay.
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Who are you? Tony Soprano?
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You'd be surprised how many enemies
an important man like me can make.
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Hey, Harry! Lose your keys again?
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Don't you have a bear to maim,
or something?
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Can we keep it moving?
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There you go.
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Finally!
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Oh! Now, now, now. We still gotta do
a safety check for the interior.
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Um, Miguel. Can you teach me
how to cut someone's brake lines?
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It's a train wreck.
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It's a blimp crashing into a train wreck.
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Slow down a little bit, slow down.
Don't hit the cones!
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What the hell are you doin'?
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Have these cones been talkin' 'bout
your mama or somethin'?
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Okay, don't cut too hard.
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- What you...
- Son of a...
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You cut too hard.
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The time before that was perfect.
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No, the time before that,
you didn't cut hard enough.
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You park that far away from a curb,
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you're gonna lose
at least nine side mirrors,
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and possibly an arm.
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Do some donuts, Desiree!
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Grip it and rip it!
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Would you shut the hell up!
Normally, this isn't done with a heckler.
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Go to work!
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Now, put your hands on the wheel
at ten and two.
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Right now, they're clearly
on eleven and three.
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Ten and two. There you go.
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Well, you always drive
with one hand on six!
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I've been driving since the war of 1812.
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I've earned the right to
get jiggy with my hands in any position.
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Opal, tell me that'll never be us.
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No way. I started a driving school fund
third quarter of last year.
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'Course you did.
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You're gettin' better.
Come on, check your rearview mirror.
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Okay, now, cut the wheel slowly,
and then, slowly release.
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There you go.
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Suck it, cones!
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- Yes!
- Woo!
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- Woohoo! There you go!
- Finally!
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We've been here for two hours.
Can we finally leave this parking lot?
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I guess I gotta rip off the Band-Aid
sometime.
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Uh, let's head to Scoops.
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You two come back when
you own motor vehicles, all right?
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- Thank you.
- See ya.
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Yo! What are you doin' here?
You can't visit me at work.
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I just, um, wanna check on that thing?
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Not sure, okay?
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It's almost time to decide.
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Everyone else is in and
it's going down tonight.
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All right?
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This is gonna work out well
for the both of us.
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All right?
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Get outta here.
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Oh, don't hit the cyclist.
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You know how I feel
about cyclists.
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Okay, now. Did you check your mirror?
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Just did.
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No, the side mirrors.
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'Cause no child of mine
is gonna check the review mirror
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before they check the side.
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Hey! Are you crazy?!
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I thought a little music would just...
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What? Be nice? Be fun?
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You know you're behind the wheel
of a killing machine, right?
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Any song with too many beats per minute
can spike your endorphins and what not.
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Suddenly, you're going 130 in a 45.
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I think it was Celine Dion, Dad.
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That's even worse.
She's a silent killer.
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Lures you into a false sense of security
and then, wham!
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Mm-hmm. All right.
You wanna try to make a left turn?
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- Sure, Dad.
- Okay.
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Let's try a left turn, okay.
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Signal early.
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All right. Two cars.
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Two cars per yellow.
Move forward and wait for the change.
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- I have been listening.
- Mm-hmm.
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Come on, it can't be that surprising.
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Dad!
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Da...
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Dad. Dad!
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Dad!
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Oh, God. Dad! Dad!
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You are not dying! Hang on!
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In one point two miles,
turn left on Harris Street.
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Don't you dare listen
to that digital white lady!
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She'll have us caught up
on Airport Boulevard for hours.
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Take the 65, damn it!
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You're gonna be okay, Dad.
You're gonna be okay.
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Okay, okay.
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Don't forget one car length
for every ten miles, okay?
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Don't you dare get me killed
while I'm dyin'.
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You're not dying, Dad. Hold on.
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Hold on!
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Ooh, I'm guessing that Epsom salt
ain't gonna fix this.
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I'm so sorry I was being a smart-ass
and stressed you out.
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Although, strangely, you didn't keel over
until after I made a flawless left turn.
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- I didn't keel.
- You keeled.
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Okay, I kinda keeled,
but then Jesus took the wheel.
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Right. It was Jesus who drove you
through mid-day traffic
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all the way to the hospital. Praise be.
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Harry! Oh, Harry. You're alive.
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So, you happy or you sad?
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Now, don't make me smack a man
in a hospital bed.
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You must've been so scared! Oh.
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She was scared? Hell,
I'm the one went to the light
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and shaking hands with Rick James
and what not.
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Oh, Harry!
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What'd you do? Take out an ad?
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I'm sorry, people love you.
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Are you okay, Mr. Harry?
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Hey, freckles, yeah.
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It's gonna take more than
a student driver to take Mr. Harry out.
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Wow, party in 514.
How are you feeling, Mr. Slate?
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I'm feeling like seven bucks.
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Are you okay with all of these people
hearing your medical information?
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As long as it ain't
about my kibbles and bits.
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Well, they were mercifully spared.
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You flirting with me?
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You wish.
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Mr. Slate, you had an arrhythmia.
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I knew the rhythm was gonna get me.
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Miami Sound Machine warned me,
but did I listen.
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Can we pause open mic night
to listen to life-saving information?
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Your heart misfired.
We're gonna get you on meds.
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And I'm also gonna give you a detailed
diet and exercise plan.
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You were very lucky.
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Hell, y'all got me up here in a dress,
my ass hangin' all out.
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You're feedin' me broccoli
with no Velveeta.
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That sounds like the opposite of lucky.
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Mr. Slate, you have
to take care of yourself.
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I'm not kidding.
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Finally, something I know about.
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We'll implement
my patented 17-point self-care plan.
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If your plan has any kind of that
matcha watcha flaxseed bullshit in it,
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then y'all can count me out.
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You'll be out of here in the morning.
Good luck.
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Thank you, Doctor.
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I was talking to your daughter.
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Well, looks like I'm a goner for sure.
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Mm, not exactly.
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And until then, we are going to power walk
every other day.
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It doesn't matter. I've got these people
already circling me like vultures.
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I know a hostile takeover
when I see one.
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Mm-hmm. I watch Recession.
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Succession.
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How 'bout I just make sure
all your shifts are covered
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until you're back on your feet?
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All right. And you...
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I am not gonna spend
the next several months traveling with you
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to check things off your bucket list.
I've seen the Hallmark movie and, uh,
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I'm good.
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Dang it.
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We have some bloodstone,
it helps with circulation.
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And some smoky quartz
to speed your healing.
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Smoky quartz? Hell,
I thought he played for the Clippers.
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After lunch,
we're doing some breathing exercises.
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I already nailed breathing.
Hell, I've been doin' it my whole life.
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Mm-mm.
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I really want to thank you for
making me comfortable in my last moments.
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Simmer down, Eeyore. Shh.
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I don't even have a TV up in here.
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Hell, I could be watchin'
Highway to Heaven
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while I actually take
that highway to heaven.
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Being a couch potato is part of the reason
you're in this predicament.
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We're limiting your screen time.
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Say what, now? I'm not seven years old.
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We have a yam purée with sautéed spinach
and seared tofu
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with a spring pea spread
on sprouted crackers.
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High in fiber, low in cholesterol.
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And low in taste, too.
This looks like baby food.
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Or baby poop.
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This could come from either end
of the baby.
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I only see one baby here.
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Don't make me do that spoon and airplane
thing, 'cause I sure as hell will.
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Come on... Mm-hmm.
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Mmm! Delicious!
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You sure? There's no turning back
once we start.
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All right, come on.
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The owl-bear attacks, digging its beak
into the barbarian's chest.
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All right, rogue, you're up.
What do you do?
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I'll attack the owl-bear...
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with the other-worldly candle.
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You're really gonna waste an other-worldly
candle to attack an owl-bear?
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Hell, yeah. I'm not gonna sit here
and twiddle my thumbs
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while the owl-bear makes an appetizer
out of my dude over here.
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Yes!
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You shattered the owl-bear.
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Ah-ha!
243
00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:58,717
Your mole is decent, but it's
nothing like your mom's.
244
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:03,055
The white guy would
probably use ketchup.
245
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:08,854
You really don't think
I have my own recipe?
246
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,732
The white boy knows Spanish!
247
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:17,111
The prison library had an
underrated Rosetta Stone collection.
248
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,320
I get by, baby.
249
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,323
That's cold, baby.
250
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,492
What's with all the sticky notes?
251
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,911
I, uh...
252
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:30,583
put your name on this Luther Vandross
concert tape.
253
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:33,253
So, it's yours when I pass.
254
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:37,173
I will cherish it always.
255
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:39,550
I found some light weights
at the thrift store.
256
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,177
You'll look like Apollo Creed in no time.
257
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:43,554
Why don't I watch some Apollo Creed?
258
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:47,308
You know, while I'm doing some lunges
toward a peach cobbler.
259
00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:49,643
I call it "relaxercising."
260
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:53,147
I really don't want to hear about my dad
relaxercising to Michael B. Jordan.
261
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:56,151
You're right.
Let me talk to you.
262
00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:58,195
Um...
263
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:00,405
Please.
264
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:06,368
You know the car wash is
all gonna be in your hands...
265
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:09,663
Dad, you know I'm not built
for wipin' fenders all day.
266
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,081
Wipin' fenders ain't glamorous.
267
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:13,918
- No.
- But that wash is my pride.
268
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:18,756
Mm-hmm. I don't care whether it's
some Mercedes-Benz or Datsun B210,
269
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:23,511
I put my heart and soul into every rinse,
wipe and wax.
270
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:26,640
The water just hits different at my wash.
271
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:28,807
There's love in it.
272
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,392
I know there is, Dad.
273
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:33,562
Mm-hmm. I do have some last wishes.
274
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:38,776
They're all in my rule book.
Tellin' folk what to do with me...
275
00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:40,736
in case I can't tell 'em myself.
276
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:44,114
An advance directive.
I have one, too.
277
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,284
Why? You're so young.
278
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:51,121
Back in New York, some of us
had to create our own families.
279
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:55,376
Make sure if something happened,
we weren't alone.
280
00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:58,046
Okay, so, you understand.
281
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:02,800
I do need you to be ready
for when my time comes.
282
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:06,595
Can we just cool it
with all the grim reaper shit, Dad?
283
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,223
It may not be tomorrow...
284
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,308
but I want you to be ready.
285
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:16,313
I know. It's just, seeing you
in that hospital where Mom died...
286
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:21,277
I... I just... I just got you...
got you back. I...
287
00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:24,363
don't want to think about losing you, too.
288
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,824
I need you, Dad.
289
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:39,296
Not that bad.
290
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,964
I could get the hang of this.
291
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:47,344
Man, I'm glad you finally came over.
292
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,263
Me, too, man. Your place is, uh...
293
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,098
- Not what you expected?
- Nope.
294
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:54,352
Guess I always thought you were more of
a bass pro shop kind of guy.
295
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,106
{\an8}I don't give a shit
about Tennessee football.
296
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,317
I will rock the hell out of
a Peyton Manning jersey
297
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:02,610
if it seals the deal.
298
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,695
I've got good ol' boys
practically handing me money.
299
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:07,364
All this stuff you're doing,
it's just an act?
300
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,783
Is the hunting party a ruse, too?
301
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,703
Finding road kill to throw on my truck
is harder than it looks.
302
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:15,665
Well, it's great
to see the real you.
303
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:20,002
Man, I gotta scoot. I gotta work at dawn.
Harry's just back from the hospital.
304
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:22,463
He had a heart issue.
But looks like he'll be okay.
305
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:26,842
Ah... Can't stand the guy but
it's no fun fighting with a dead man.
306
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,930
How the hell do you deal with him?
307
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,932
Well, he sees something in me.
308
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,685
And not a lot of people have.
309
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,021
He even made me part-owner
of the wash.
310
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:41,399
Mm, makin' moves.
311
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:45,861
I can appreciate that.
I'll walk you out, come on.
312
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,197
Great. I'm sure Harry's asleep by now
anyways.
313
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,741
Thanks for the hang.
314
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:51,825
Anytime.
315
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:56,121
Me dungeon es su dungeon.
316
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,999
Et tu, Brute? And what not.
317
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,669
Oh, no.
318
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:06,382
What the hell are you doing over at
that man's house at this time of night?!
319
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,175
We were just
playing Dungeons and Dragons.
320
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,719
With my arch nemesis?
You know what those words are like?
321
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,971
It's like a dungeon on the dragons
of my heart.
322
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,391
- Harry, come on.
- I'm just glad it's all out in the open.
323
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:16,975
I don't gotta be your dirty little secret
anymore.
324
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,977
Are you out of your goddamn minds,
325
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,313
screaming like banshees
in the middle of the night?
326
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,733
No, but we did fight a banshee earlier and
Mack killed it and it was awesome!
327
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,819
- It was awesome.
- I don't even know who you are.
328
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,779
- Come on.
- This is a talking stick.
329
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:32,617
The only person allowed to speak
is the person holding the stick.
330
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,577
Mack.
331
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:39,248
Harry, look, I know
you and Miguel don't get along.
332
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:42,376
But he is the first friend
that I have made in awhile.
333
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:45,088
- Why the hell did I give you 15%?
- Stick!
334
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:51,260
The only time I ever liked
this little sneaky bastard
335
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:55,013
is before I ever met him.
I'm just barely out of the hospital,
336
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,015
and you're stealing my friends.
337
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,268
- Stealing friends?
- Friend thief.
338
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,311
- You gotta be kidding me.
- Stick!
339
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,564
You know what?
You've got to make a choice.
340
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:07,943
- It's gonna be him or it's gonna be me.
- Stick! Stick! Stick!
341
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,904
Enough, enough.
Harry, you don't gotta like Miguel.
342
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:15,492
But I like him. And I've gotta
have friends that stay up past 9:30 PM.
343
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:19,288
And, Miguel, please, be chill.
Harry's fresh out of the ER,
344
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:22,917
And if you kill him, it'll actually be bad
for your business.
345
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:27,297
All right. I'm... I'm sorry, Mack.
All right?
346
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,718
And, Harry, I'm sorry about your heart.
347
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:33,970
Truce?
348
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:37,724
Okay.
349
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:43,937
You can hang with whoever you like.
But just be honest.
350
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:46,440
Don't be sneakin' around...
351
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:50,612
Zebra cakes?
No sneakin' around, huh?
352
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:52,572
Night-night!
353
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:57,660
Good night, you two.
354
00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,578
Farewell, young rogue.
355
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:07,921
I think these, uh, belong to your dad.
356
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,508
He's truly exhausting.
357
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:19,474
I hadn't noticed.
358
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:25,187
Trying to get him to live a healthy life,
I don't even know why I bother.
359
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:28,565
It's hard to change someone
after a certain part of their lives.
360
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:31,610
You gotta kinda take what you can get.
361
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,195
Apparently.
362
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:36,490
When my man cave business
took off, I thought, finally,
363
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:40,620
I could bring my mom to the US,
I could take care of her...
364
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,498
But she had no interest
in leaving Guadalajara.
365
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,499
So, what'd you do?
366
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,710
I met her in the middle.
I didn't drag her here,
367
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:52,214
and in exchange, she lets me send her
money so she doesn't have to work so hard.
368
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:55,801
So, she got what she wants
and she gets paid for it?
369
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,513
Don't ruin the story.
370
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,432
Hey...
371
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,060
I need a favor.
372
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,523
- Okay, keep 'em closed.
- I'm closed.
373
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:11,608
- Which way am I going?
- Walk forward.
374
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:14,111
- Now, a little bit to the left. Careful.
- All right.
375
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,697
You better not have bought me
one of those Thigh Masters.
376
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:19,199
I just sold three at the yard sale.
377
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,993
Okay, where am I now?
378
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:23,495
- Right there. Open!
- Right here?
379
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,456
Surprise! It's your very own man cave!
380
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:29,334
New TV, new chair, new speakers!
381
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,920
Whoo!
382
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,883
How'd you pay for all of this?
383
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:38,343
And Miguel had some stuff
lying around from old jobs.
384
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,596
That man was in my house?
385
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:44,224
Now we gotta buy some of that
funky ass incense and spray it all around.
386
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,852
Miguel helped me meet you
in the middle, Dad.
387
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,187
I guess he is good for something.
388
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,357
But I'm not playing Puff the Magic Dragon
with him. Mm-mm.
389
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:56,279
Don't worry, Dad. I don't think you're
in any danger of being invited.
390
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:06,330
Why y'all say these birds
are so mad, again?
391
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,498
I don't know, I missed it
'cause you won't shut up.
392
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:11,627
Ella, please. You're making me angrier
than these dang parrots up in here.
393
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:13,420
I think they're more
in the sparrow family.
394
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,047
Opal, you really never saw this?
395
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:18,634
I read the New York Times review
and avoided it. I was a fool.
396
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:23,680
Oh, Dad, I forgot. This whole man cave
thing comes with one little catch.
397
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:24,890
What is it?
398
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,309
I bought it back from Mrs. Phipps!
399
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,394
I kept meticulous notes
at the yard sale.
400
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:33,398
When you're in the man cave,
you will master your thighs.
401
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:37,611
No... way... in hell.
402
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,696
- Whoo!
- Use your hips.
403
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:41,865
You already got the nicest thighs
in the county here.
404
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,492
- I am using my hips.
- Squeeze it real good.
405
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:44,910
Don't hurt yourself.
406
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,663
Oh, okay.
407
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,790
Look, you're, uh...
408
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:52,335
You got a little, uh...
409
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:54,712
popcorn.
410
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,426
Thank you.
411
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:02,928
Use your knees.
412
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,305
I'm using my knees. Like that.
413
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:06,932
I'm gettin' nauseous.
414
00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:10,186
Ooh!
415
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,320
On the next Clean Slate...
416
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,906
Remember, straight strokes.
You don't want to get swirl marks.
417
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:25,158
Girl from the city.
You don't remember things like that.
418
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:28,495
Are you calling me bougie?
419
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,372
Please refrain from throwing objects.
420
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:31,916
Ain't that right.
421
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,835
Who is throwing candy at the driver?
422
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:37,212
Put your disrespectful butt
right behind me.
423
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,840
Because this is my community
and these are my people
424
00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:41,216
and my jilted lovers.
425
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:43,135
You don't have any jilted lovers, okay.
426
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:45,387
I'm a top five jilter in this county.
427
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:48,224
I told you two to get in line,
not bribe the voters!33616
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