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- LISA: Surprise! Do you remember me? What's up?

I'm a little hard to forget. - Damn!

- I don't believe in marriage.

I don't believe in the Bible either.

- CALVIN: You know the girl I was seeing.

Apparently, the two of them know each other.

- Lisa's pregnant. - Ow! [giggles]

- You are going to work as a stripper, and you pregnant?

- Yeah, I gotta make this money, baby, before this baby

ruin this figure.

- I saw Calvin kissing Laura.

- You did. - But it's okay.

I finally get it. I just have to move on. Bye.

- He ain't tell you? Ohh!

We moving in. - No, he did not

tell us that.

Man, that boy fast. He running for it too.

- Oh, man. - Come on now!

- I think he 'bout to score.

- Yes, he is. - Come on! come on!

Run, boy! - Come on, boy, that boy

running! Look at him. - Man!

You know how much I got riding on this game?

- You better not be gambling.

- Oh, no. No, never that. [laughs]

- You better not be. - No, I'm not. I'm not.

Alright, here he comes. - C.J.: Come on now.

- Come on! - Come on!

This what I like to see right here, this.

- Ooh! Yeah, the 50! - The 40!

- The 30! - The 20!

- The 10! - [TV channel change]

- What the hell just happened?

What? What? Are you sitting on the remote?

- No. - Well, where's the remote?

- I don't know. - Here it is.

- Well, uh--

- Malik. - What the--

- What? - What are you doing?

- My show is on.

- Uh, Malik. - Dad.

- I'm about to lose it.

- Dad, me too.

What are you doing? - Sssh.

I said my show is on.

You know I gotta watch my shows.

Mm, we gotta see who's gonna get this rose.

- You better get this girl. - Ooh!

And I hope it's Brittney, because I really don't

like Macy, I be wanting to like uhh, uhh.

- I'm in the Twilight Zone.

- Oh! You know, that's how she be acting.

Like real, um--what you call it? Um...

- A space cadet? - Yes!

- Right. - He know.

- [laughs]

- [indistinct TV chatter]

- Uh, see, we was, um...

We--we was watching the game.

- Go to another room.

- Actually, this is the only TV we have in the house.

- Oh. [laughing]

Uh-huh, not in this big ol' house.

This is the only TV you got? [laughs]

He wrong for that.

- Yeah, see, well, we like to monitor our children's TV time.

We don't like them watching a lot of TV,

so we want them to grow up and be smart and go to college.

- Mm, be smart. See, that's where you were wrong.

With all these adults in the house.

- We ain't had all these extra adults until you got here.

- What? - Huh?

I ain't say nothing. - LISA: Mm.

- I'm gonna need a drink. - Ooh!

Give me one! - Lisa, you know you--

- I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

I wish I could drink.

- Malik? - [laughs]

- MAN ON TV: Katie Ann? - KATIE ANN: Yeah?

- Lisa, look, this is the big game, alright?

- And this is the finale.

It's about to turn up in here, boy.

- Okay, that's fine, but can we compromise

just a little bit here?

- Malik?

- Yeah?

- In the kitchen.

- What's going on in the kitchen?

- In the kitchen now.

- Alright, alright.

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- Man.

Malik. - I'm sorry, Dad. I'm sorry.

- You're gonna have to get her straight.

- I know. I know. I got you.

- I mean, I can't believe this.

- [exhales] You know what?

Maybe we could just watch it on my phone.

- On that little tiny ass screen?

- Well, what are we supposed to do?

- Okay, alright. Fine.

- Alright, cool. I'll set it up.

It'll only take a second. - Okay.

- Ooh. [laughs]

I had to pause that.

Man, and get me something to drink real quick,

'cause it's getting good.

- Oh, you're over here now?

- My bad.

Did I do something wrong?

- Yes. - My bad.

I just wanna find out who get the rose.

- It's--it's fine.

- I mean, it's just football. - Ha!

Just football, Lisa? - LISA: Yeah.

- [exhales]

You know what? - Malik.

- No, no, no, no, no, Dad, 'cause, see,

we was watching that.

Now, look, I'm gonna need you to go back in there and change it.

- C.J.: No. Malik. - Change it?

- Yeah, or you know what, better--give me the remote.

I'll do it. - Go and change it.

- Oh, I will, thank you. - Mm-hmm.

- C.J.: No, no, no, son.

- MALIK: What's wrong?

- Give--give her that back, son.

- Uh, she just said that we could go--

- [indistinct mumbling]

- It's a setup. - What are you talking about?

- Trust me.

Give her the remote back now.

Do you see this woman? - You got it. You got it.

Here. Here you go. - Thank you!

I can't believe y'all wasn't gonna let me watch this.

I mean, is either one of y'all pregnant?

- What?

- You heard me?

You don't know what it's like to be walking around

all bloated, carrying a child.

Losing control of your body!

- Well, you know what? Maybe you should just--

- No, son.

Let her go.

- Uh. - She--she ain't even showing.

We just go ahead and just watch it on the phone.

- Man, who watches the playoffs on a phone?

- People with pregnant women in their living room.

- Alright. Fine. Fine. Let's try again.

- [football on phone]

- Excuse me, sweetie. Hey!

- Hey, what's up?

- Uh, hey, um, is Janine here, C.J.?

- She's upstairs with the twins.

- Come here, honey.

'Cause she said that she'd watch Christian for me,

so good. - Okay.

- Are you guys--are you guys watching football?

- Yep. Trying to.

- On a phone?

- Well, yeah, the living room's been taken over.

- By? - Look.

- Ooh.

Pregnancy.

- Yep, you get it. - Mm-hmm, absolutely.

You guys are definitely safer in here. [laughs]

- You got that right.

- Okay, come on, come on.

But, wait, don't--don't you guys wanna know

where I'm going?

- Oh. - No?

- Did we ask her that? - I don't think so.

Oh, where you going, Miranda?

- Well, I have a lunch date.

- Wonderful. Good for you.

- Yes, it's with someone new.

- Oh, that's great.

Janine's upstairs. - Okay.

And then after, I'm going with Miss Ella

to go collect clothes for the clothing drive.

Right? - Yeah.

- Okay. - [laughs]

- Bye, Christian. - Okay. Say bye-bye.

- Bye.

- Why was she telling us all that?

- 'Cause she want us to tell Calvin.

- Ooh, she wanna make him jealous.

- Right, probably 'cause she met Laura.

- Yeah. - Because they know each other.

- Apparently, they--they work together.

- Oh. - Something. I don't know.

- Okay. Okay. - Yeah.

- Well, look, I'm not telling Cousin Calvin.

- No, no, me neither. - Nah.

If she wants him to know, she could tell him.

- Right. Exactly.

- You gonna tell him, huh?

- No. - Come on, Dad.

- No, I'm not gonna tell him.

And neither are you. - No, I'm not.

I'm cool with that. I'm fine with it.

- Listen...

people don't like you knowing more about their ex

than they do. - Ooh, okay.

- Yeah.

But I mean, really?

You just gonna come in here, thinking we weak?

Like--like-- - Exactly.

- You know what I mean? - Trying to play us.

- Right. - What's wrong with her?

- Man, women. - Man, these woman, man.

- What? You know what I'm saying? [laughs]

- We be wilding. - BOTH: [laughs]

- No, but speaking of women.

- Yeah, what's wrong with 'em?

Oh, oh, what you talking about?

- I'm talking about you need to go handle that one right there.

- Oh, okay, I got you. I'm gonna handle that right now.

- No, no.

Maybe you should wait 'til after the show.

- You right. - 'Cause you definitely

don't wanna come between a pregnant woman and her rose.

- That's right.

But after that, I'm gonna go in there and let her have it.

- You gonna put it down? - I'm gonna lay the hand down.

- I need to see that.

- I got you. I got you. - Okay.

- Let's finish watching this. - Yeah, man.

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- [laughing]

Ooh, no he didn't! [laughs]

That's it. [laughs]

Oh, let me grab this.

Ooh, child, y'all won't believe it.

- What?

- All I know is, they better give Brittney that rose.

- Real serious about that show, huh?

- LISA: Mm-hmm.

She stuck by his side, cheating and all, didn't give up,

was there right--right there. - What?

- LISA: Yes, sir. - While he was cheating?

- While he was cheating!

Could you believe that?

Now, I had to come get me something sweet.

It's about to get to the good part. [laughs]

- Kinda good like the good part of the game.

- Oh, how's that going?

- Great. It's going really great.

- I bet it ain't better than this episode though.

[laughs] - No, I'm sure it ain't.

[laughing]

- Malik, why you so quiet?

- You know what? Uh, we need to talk.

- Malik? - Yeah? What's up?

Not now. Not right now, Dad.

- What you wanna talk about?

- Let me tell you a little bit about what was going on.

Alright, we was watching the game,

you carried your little self down here and

changed the chan-- - Ssh, gotta go.

It's back on! - I wasn't--

You know what? She just gonna walk off

from me? - Malik!

- Did you see that? - LISA: [screams]

- She just walked off though. - [laughing]

- We gonna just try to get the highlights

on your phone, man. - How she gonna talk to

the TV, but can't talk to me?

- [laughing]

- MALIK: You know what? - Ooh, sookie sookie now.

- I'm lost.

I don't wanna watch it on this.

- Man. - [sighs]

Can you even see anything?

- I can't.

- Man, why won't the highlights play? Come on.

- You know what?

What kind of phone is that anyway?

- I don't know, the best one you and Mom could buy.

- Boy, you're a grown man.

It's time for you to get your own phone.

- Man.

Why can't we even see the highlights, man?

- [sighs]

- Man, let me get something to drink.

I'm stressed up in here.

- Don't even worry about it, man.

Don't worry about it. - Man. You know what?

Nah, Dad, it's all good.

I'm about to go in there and talk to her.

- Oh, no, no. What are you doing?

- I'm about to go turn the TV back.

- I think you should leave that alone.

- Dad, this is crazy, come on, man, that's my TV.

- Actually, it's my TV.

- Whose ever it is, she can't just come in here

and change it.

- Look, son.

You in a relationship. - Yeah.

- And a relationship is about compromise.

- Okay, but...

I'm not about to do that.

That's what she's supposed to do.

- What do you think a relationship is?

- I think it's what it's supposed to be.

She gives something and I give something.

- Look, man, you the one that brought this girl in here.

And now that you done started your life this way,

there's certain things you gotta understand.

Everything is about compromise.

You done brought her in here,

you're gonna have a child together.

So it's usually us that gotta acquiesce.

You feel me? - Uh, uhh...

that seems like too much work.

I don't wanna do that for the game.

- You're gonna have to do it for more than the game.

This how your life about to go, brother.

- Come on, Dad, really?

- Yeah, listen.

When you share your life with somebody, you're gonna

have to make compromises and compromises,

and compromises.

It ain't gonna stop.

- Come on.

Well, I could get to the other compromises later.

Just not compromising the big game.

- I think you have.

- You could think that,

but I'm about to go in there and tell her how I feel.

- Look, son.

Let me explain something to you about pregnant women.

- What about 'em?

- When your mother was pregnant--

- Mm-hmm.

- --she was going through a lot.

Like she just didn't know herself, you know?

And that hormone thing, that's a real thing.

And she was crying all the time.

- For what? - I don't know.

- Well, look, Lisa's not like that.

- I mean, you're right. You're right.

Some women are different.

You know what I mean?

But that hormone thing is a real thing.

So you gonna have to be careful. Real careful.

You gonna have to be sympathetic,

and you're gonna have to be understanding,

which means you're gonna have to tiptoe around this girl.

- Dad, I've been tiptoeing a lot, alright?

I can't keep tiptoeing.

She shouldn't have been that way about the game.

Hell, this isn't ballet, I ain't no ballerina,

I ain't tiptoeing no more.

- So you--you--you feeling yourself?

- I'm feeling myself! - You ready to go in--

- I'm about to go in there and let her know something.

- You're just ready to go ahead with yourself?

- I'm gonna go in there and tell her something.

- Well, then go ahead with yourself then.

- I will.

- C.J.: Malik? - What's up?

- It was nice knowing you, son.

- [laughs]

You funny, Dad.

You real funny.

You know, things ain't like that no more.

So today, I'm gonna teach ya something.

I just want you to sit back, watch, and learn.

- C.J.: Uh.

I'mma watch. - Good.

- But I got a feeling that you gonna be the one

doing all the learning.

- You gonna see. - C.J.: Okay.

- I'm gonna learn you something today.

- Alright.

- Alright, Lisa, look we need to talk.

- [sobbing] That was so sad.

- Yeah, I'm sure it was.

But, look, um, this TV situation--

- [crying] No, sit down.

- What's going on? What's wrong?

- [sobbing] He ain't choose her.

- Oh, no. - [sobbing]

- No, he didn't? - No.

[crying]

- Well, you know that's probably 'cause she changed

the TV. - [sobs]

- What? - Nothing.

- Baby, that's just so sad.

Like why men do that? [crying]

- What'd we do now?

- LISA: [sobs]

Y'all just be so insensitive all the time.

- Yeah. - [sobbing]

- Especially when we watching sports.

- Wait, wait, what'd you say?

- Nothing.

- No, you said something about me changing the TV.

- Who?

- You've been making little comments.

You've been making little comments for the last hour.

- Who been doing that? - You!

- Me? - Yes, you!

- About what? - About this dang TV,

that stupid game! - Oooh!

See, you brought it up. So, look...

um, we need to talk about this...

- Uh, don't do it.

- [chuckles] Dad, I got this.

- I'm just saying, you 'bout to get in real deep.

- Dad--

- I got this. - Okay.

Well, go ahead with yourself.

- Oh, I will. - C.J.: Okay.

- I mean, what you know about this situation anyways?

- What you mean?

- It's a whole new generation.

Things are so different now.

- What? - MALIK: Yeah.

- Let me tell you something, son.

Women been having babies for every generation.

And there ain't been no difference.

- Alright, Dad.

Um... - What? You got something

you wanna say to me? - Yeah, I do.

I got something for ya.

Look, this TV situation, we was watching the game,

you came down here and turned to what--

whatever this is. - Okay, what about it?

- Look, you can't just turn the TV, alright?

That was really, really rude.

- Malik, we talked about this.

- About what?

- About if I was gonna stay here, I had to be able

to watch my shows.

- Well, excuse me.

I didn't know that that meant you was just gonna

come down here and change it when you felt like it.

- Well, what else was that supposed to mean?

- Ha, alright, look.

If I'm watching TV or my mom is watching TV...

ain't gonna be no changing of the channel.

- Or--or the big fella that pay the bills.

- MALIK: Hold on, big dog.

See, you ain't wanna get in on the conversation.

You told me to handle it alone.

- Okay. - so I got it.

- Okay, go ahead with yourself.

- Now do we have an understanding?

- I understand. - Thank you.

- Okay, fine!

- You see? You see?

Let's watch these highlights.

- So you, uh--you feel like you handled that?

- Oh, I know I did.

You see she upstairs.

- Son, you don't have a clue.

- I don't understand what you're saying.

- Well, understand what I'm saying is that that

is not over. - [scoffs]

Oh, it most definitely is over.

I ain't got nothing else to say about it.

- Oh, yeah, no, it is not.

- I can't believe we missed this play.

- Look to me like you're about to miss a whole 'nother play.

- What you talking about?

Well, uh, baby, where you going?

- I'm going somewhere where I can watch

whatever I wanna watch.

- Wait, Lisa, you--

- Don't you talk to me no more, 'cause we over!

- What? Lisa!

Lisa!

Lisa!

- Lisa!

Lisa!

[sighs] That boy crazy as hell.

- Dad, she left. She really left.

She really left. I--

Can you--can you--what are you doing?

Can you help me go find her? What--

- You told me to sit back and watch, 'cause

I'm from a different generation.

This is how players do it.

You did you.

- Yeah, I did. I clearly did me too well.

- I think you blew that one, son.

- Well, what am I gonna do?

She could watch whatever she want.

- Oh, now she can watch whatever she want?

On my TV?

- Well, it's--it's ours, Dad.

Don't be so possessive right now.

- I like the way you possessing that pillow.

- Mm, it smells like her.

- What happened to the highlights, man?

- I don't care. - Oh, now you don't care?

- I just want Lisa.

[exhales]

- Lisa! - Lisa!

- Lisa! - Lisa!

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