All language subtitles for Tyler Perrys House of Payne - S09E20 - If You Loved Me WEBDL-1080p_track3_[eng]

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- See ya later, Ma. Happy birthday.

- Thank you. - I need you to stay 'cause

my pops wants me to wait for a package,

but I need to go meet Pooky and Peanut.

- How much you paying? - I'll give you 15.

- Deal.

What do you want Kaleb? - Nobody is here.

So I think we should take things all the way.

- I am not ready.

- Baby, I thought you loved me. - I do.

- Well, if you love me, you would.

- Hide.

Hey! - Forgot my keys.

Here they are--here they--

Jasmine? - Yes, Cousin Calvin.

- You wanna tell me who that boy is behind the counter?

- Huh?

- Answer me. - What you asked me?

I ain't hear you.

- Jasmine, don't play with me.

- I'm not playing.

- Answer me.

Who is that kid?

- I don't know what you talking about.

- Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Boy, get up.

- But why you calling me a boy?

I'm a female. - I'm not--

I said, "Boy, get up now."

Boy, if I have to come back there and get you up.

- [laughs] Don't kill me.

- What are you doing back there?

- I think I'm gonna go ahead and head on home.

- No, no, no, no, no.

Stay right there.

- I was just, uh, saying hi.

- Saying hi to who?

- You.

- Boy.

Now what's going on?

- Well, I mean-- - I was talking

to Jasmine. - Oh, yeah, go ahead,

Jasmine, do your thing.

- Ah-ah-ah-ah. - Yeah, thanks a lot. Wait.

- I'm just saying, man, I'm sorry.

- Look-- - What's going on?

- He just came over to say hi, okay?

- But why couldn't he do that at your house?

- Well...

- Tell me.

- Let's ask him.

Um, Kaleb? - Yes?

- Why couldn't you come visit me at my house?

- This ain't your house?

- No. - No?

- I thought this was your house.

I didn't know. - Okay, okay.

Y'all wanna play games? - No. No.

- Yeah, you do. - KALEB: Hmm-mm.

- Let's see what happens when I call your dad over here.

- No, please, don't.

Please don't do that, okay?

- Why not?

- 'Cause he gonna kill me, dawg.

- Good.

- No, not good.

- You know, you are really starting to not be attractive.

- My bad.

- That'd be good if he killed you.

And I'm gonna help him. - No, no, no, come on now.

Huh-uh, we can't be having all this black

on beige crime.

- You know what?

Yeah, I'm gonna call CJ and your ma.

- This did not go how I thought it was gonna go.

- Uh, how did you think it was gonna go?

- No, I--I wasn't even thinking like...for real.

- Huh-uh, boy, you better tell me.

- I--I wasn't--I wasn't thinking of nothing.

- Yeah, I know what you was thinking.

I'm calling CJ. - [sighs]

- Ah-ah, you move and you're dead.

- [sighs]

- ♪

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- No, no, Cousin Calvin, please, please, please, don't!

- No? No? Huh? - Don't!

- What you want me to do?

I'm telling him. - No, no, please, oh,

here.

- What's this? - This your money.

I'm giving you your money back.

- What am I gonna do with $15? I don't want that.

- You just gave it to me.

- That was to get a package, and you're cheap.

- You--you know you're gonna miss the game.

It's a good one.

- You are really trying me.

- [sighs]

No, I just--

- You don't want me to tell your parents?

- No.

- Okay, then tell me what's going on.

- Well...

- Now.

- Alright.

- Can I go?

- Boy, if you make one move, you'll regret it.

- I'm pretty fast, dawg. It'd be quick.

- And I'm faster.

- [laughs] Come on, man.

- Try me.

- Mm-hmm, I'm good.

- Tell me.

- Look, man, I just wanted to come over and see her, okay?

- I heard that one.

- Alright, what I didn't say was...

your cousin hates me and doesn't want us talking.

- So you try something like this?

- Something like what? What'd I do?

- That's what I'm trying to find out.

- [sighs]

Man, come on. - Come on, what?

- You ain't never just like, you know what I'm saying?

- No, never what?

Do tell.

- Like been in this situation before?

- Man, that's my cousin.

- No, I know that. Like--

- Boy, I'm about to knock all your teeth out.

- I had braces for like three years.

Please don't do that.

- Jasmine?

- Okay, look, I didn't know he was coming over here.

- Oh, so he was stalking you?

- No, I wasn't stalking you.

- No, he wasn't stalking me.

- Geesh. - Then why didn't you know?

- Well, he was talking to me at my house,

and then he--he saw me walk over here.

- Oh, so he follows you?

- Cousin Calvin, you really wanna be bothered

about something, don't you?

- Girl, don't play with me.

- Don't play with him, he holding me tight.

My chain's all messed up.

- Okay, he followed me over here.

- Boy. - [sighs]

Look, I know what it sound like.

- Yeah, instead of calling CJ, I should be calling

the police.

- No, you ain't gotta do that.

You ain't gotta do that all, no, we good, I promise.

- Why not?

- Jasmine, tell him I wasn't stalking you.

Come on.

- Cousin Calvin, that's-- that's not what it is, okay?

- Thank you. - Okay.

You two keep telling me what you're not doing,

but you're not telling me what you are doing.

- Alright, man, look, we just wanted

to sit down and talk, that's all.

- Man, I know what that means.

- What you talking about?

- I'm a man. - An old man.

- What?

- I mean, ain't he like 40?

- I am not 40.

- Damn.

- I'm 38.

- You need some moisturizer, cuz. [laughs]

- Boy, how old are you?

- Oh, I turn 18 soon.

- Okay, do you wanna live to see 18?

- I'mma just go ahead and fall back.

- Yeah, that's real smart.

- Cousin Calvin-- - No, I'm calling your daddy.

- [sighs]

- You know what? Fine.

- I know you ain't got no attitude about it.

What? You got something to say? - No.

- Okay.

- Wait, hang on, man. Wait, wait, look.

- Boy. - I'm--I'm sorry.

Look, I'm sorry, but this is not her fault.

- Yeah, I know it's not.

- What's that supposed to mean?

- I know guys like you.

- Guys like me? What does that mean?

- Yeah, I was just like you.

- I--I still don't know what you mean.

- Okay, that means...

waiting for the parents to leave,

getting the girls alone.

- You used to do that?

- Yeah.

Man, I was the man. - Word, really?

- Yeah, I would come through the windows.

I would wait for-- - Word, how--how did they

not know that you was there when you was knocking on the window?

- Oh, see, see. I got cat-like reflexes.

Rar! [laughs]

- So you was on the prowl?

- Oh, so--so you know?

- I feel you, man. - Yeah.

- Hell yeah, I know about that, dawg.

- How many times have you did it?

- Pbbt, man, I-- so many times, bro.

- Really? - KALEB: Yeah.

- CALVIN: [laughs] - KALEB: Yeah, yeah,

I mean, like, man, I had this one chick, bro,

while back--while back. - Ooh, really?

What was her name? - Man, it was--

I almost forgot where I was.

- Oh, oh, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, go ahead.

- Uh, I-- - Yeah, go ahead.

- Uh, baby, it was before you. I--

- No, no, no, no. - I was kidding.

- CALVIN: No, no, tell-- - No, you weren't.

- Tell her the truth. - Babe--baby,

it was in the past. I was just kidding.

- No, you're not.

So you've done this lots of times, huh?

- No, no, baby. It was before you.

- Oh no, but--but that's not what you said to me.

- Why you bringing up old stuff?

- Oh, it was just a couple seconds ago, go ahead,

tell her the truth. - Yeah.

Please, just tell me the truth.

- Uh. - What?

You were trying to get me alone so that I would

sleep with you? - What the hell?

- Damn. - Damn.

- ♪

- Jasmine? - Hey, Auntie.

What are you doing?

- Don't you play with me. - Sorry.

- What did you just say? - You heard her.

- And, Kaleb, what are you doing here?

- About to die.

- Well, I'm glad y'all are back.

- What is going on?

- Well, I'm gonna head to the game.

I'm sure they can tell you.

- Hey, hey.

- Hmm? - Did the package come?

- No. - Okay.

- Oh, but wait, aren't y'all supposed to be in Savannah?

- We were.

- What happened?

- Somebody did not make a reservation.

- Great.

- You didn't make that reservation that I told you?

- Pops. - Well, I didn't know

they'd be booked up.

- They had a convention.

It's been booked for years.

And he never called to check.

Good thing I called in the car.

- Pops, you know you're supposed to call

and make a reservation. - I told you to do it.

- Stop that lying.

- Can you go home?

- Okay, I will.

But, Pops, that's sad.

- You need to go before I kick you out.

Uh!

What is going on here? - Curtis.

- No, baby! - Calm down.

- No! I'm not calming down. - Curtis, just--

- This boy's trying to-- - Sleep with.

- Baby! - What?

- [whispers] Don't you say that in front of the baby.

- What baby?

- Lil' Jazzy.

- She is not a Lil' Jazzy.

That's who he's trying to sleep with.

- She will always be Lil' Jazzy.

- Okay, listen.

What is going on in here?

- I know what's going on.

- What?

- Turn your heads.

I'm not talking to you. Turn back around.

Jazzy, Ella, turn your heads.

- Why are we turning our heads?

- 'Cause I don't want you to see this side of me.

- Curtis, I know all sides of you.

- Not the murderer side.

- Curtis. - Um...

- I'm gonna kill him.

I'm gonna kill him. - I think you should--

you should run.

- That ain't gonna stop me from killing him.

- Not if you can't catch me.

- Curtis!

- Uncle Curtis! - Curtis!

- Now, you see, boy! - Yeah, I see, I'm sorry.

- I was a linebacker. - Uh, okay.

- And a firefighter!

- I could tell, 'cause you got enough water

in your mouth to put out a fire. Golly!

What is that?

- That's your breath. - Curtis!

- Now what's going on?

- Geesh, nothing, man. I was--

- You trying to sleep with my Lil' Jazzy?

- I was--I was just--

- Answer me! - I was just--

- Answer me! - I can't!

- Why? - Because you choking me.

- I'm trying to kill you.

- Curtis? - Baby,

I'm trying to kill him.

Let me kill him, Ella.

- Curtis.

- Can I just kill him a little bit?

- I said stop it. - Uh.

- Alright, I think I'm about to head out.

- Oh no, no, no, no.

No, baby, you're not-- you're not going...

anywhere. - Auntie Ella, you too?

I mean, you this violent?

What happened to the church?

- The Kingdom suffereth with violence,

and the violence takes it by force.

- You hear that? - A lot of force.

- Let him go, baby.

Let him go. It's his life.

- I don't even live here.

- Well, you ain't going nowhere either.

So you may as well move in.

- Don't say that, Ella.

And sit down, both of you.

Sit down.

- Straighten my pillow up.

- Yes, Ma'am.

- How am I supposed to sit?

- Curtis, on three, let him go.

One...

A-two...

A-two and a half...

Three. Curtis, let him go.

Three. Three. Three, three, three, three.

- [sighs] Okay.

- You wanna tell us something?

- Yeah, you wanna tell 'em what's going on?

- I asked you!

- I just--I followed her over here.

- And she let you in?

- Yeah. I did.

But, listen, I thought it was the delivery guy.

You know what I'm saying? With the package

that I was supposed to wait for.

- Jasmine, you know you're supposed to get up and check

the door before you let-- - I know, Auntie, I know,

I get that now. I understand.

- Are you cutting me off? - No, Ma'am.

- This my last time asking you.

What are you doing here?

- Cousin Calvin asked me to stay for the package.

- What package?

- Baby, don't worry about that package.

- No, I was coming to bring your dishes back from Sunday,

Cousin Calvin asked me to stay.

- This is like in old days.

- I know. I know.

Go on, Jasmine.

- So, I was here doing that.

I was waiting for the package, and...

you know-- - I came over.

- ELLA AND CURTIS: Why?

- I knew she was here alone.

- Oooh!

- [sighs]

- How did you know that? - Right.

- Uh, your wife told my dad that she wasn't

gonna be here today.

She was going out for her birthday or something.

- Ella, what are you doing talking to his daddy?

- Curtis. - Spending all that money

taking you to dinner!

And you talking to some other man!

Who is he?

- He is the pastor of the church.

- Like I said, what are you doing talking to him?

I don't know him.

- That's because you don't go to church.

- And you still haven't answered the question.

- Curtis, listen to me.

The pastor asked me if I was coming to church tonight

for choir rehearsal. That's it.

- Ella, you can't sing.

- Oh, Curtis.

Don't do this. - No, I mean, you alright.

- ELLA: Are you-- - You got pretty tones.

- Are you really doing this?

- But you ain't no Mahalia Jackson.

- Curtis. - Al Patina and them.

Or The Montgomery Ward singers.

- I'm about to be singing at your funeral.

- You'd be off key.

- And you'll be dead. Keep it up.

- My bad.

Okay, okay.

- So, what is going on?

- I just wanted to see her, that's all.

- Are you trying to get Jasmine to have

sex with you? - No, Ella, don't say that.

Please stop saying that.

- That's what it's called, Curtis.

- Ooh, I can't take that.

I can't take this!

I can't take this! - Uncle Curtis!

- Curtis! - KALEB: [moans]

- You lied! - I'm not lying.

- You lied! - Curtis! Watch--

- You lied!

- I'm not lying.

I didn't. - [heavy breathing]

Get up.

Tell me. Tell me!

- I--okay, I just wanted to see if she was ready.

- Ooh! - Curtis!

- Take this! - Oh man!

- Curtis, please watch my furniture.

- Is he in my chair? - What?

- You put him there.

- Uh.

- Curtis, watch my couch.

- You trying to get our Lil' Jazzy?

- I'm--I'm not, man. I--

- ELLA: Curtis? - Hmm?

- A soft answer-- - Mm.

- ELLA: --turneth away wrath.

Curtis, stand up. - [heavy breathing]

You talking to me? - Yes.

You're the only Curtis here.

Curtis. Curtis, calm down.

Kaleb, what did you say to Jasmine?

- I can't hear this. I can't hear this, Ella.

- Curtis. - I can't do this, Ella.

I can't. I can't.

- Auntie, I told him I wasn't ready.

- You doggone right you ain't ready.

That's the right answer!

And that's the final answer!

And she won't be ready 'til she's 40!

- Okay.

- And then what did you say...Kaleb?

- Uh-- - He said...

"If you loved me, you would."

- Curtis! Please, Curtis, don't do it.

- He just won't stop. - Let me get him.

- CURTIS: It won't stop. - Let me get him, Curtis.

- I'm gonna kill him. - ELLA: Let me get him.

- I'm gonna kill him. - Let me get him.

- You kill first. I'll kill him second.

Boy. - Oooh-ooh!

- Okay, you think sex is-- - Uncle Curtis,

you need to calm down. You working up a sweat.

- CURTIS: [heavy breathing]

- This is not a good time for you to talk.

- I'll be quiet. I'll shut my mouth.

- Boy, you think sex is-- why are you getting

close to her! - Dang, man, I was just,

I don't know, you know, it's hot.

- You know what? You think sex is a game.

- Yes. - No, I don't think--

- You think sex is a game, son. - Yes, he does.

- No, I-- - Come on.

Come out to the backyard.

- I don't wanna go to the backyard.

- Come on. We just gonna talk, come on.

- We ain't gonna just-- - Yes, Curtis.

- Come on, I'm-- - Take him to the backyard.

- We ain't just gonna talk.

- I'm just gonna talk to him, baby.

- Yes, talk it. Talk. Talk to him.

- CURTIS: Uh.

Ella? - Yes, baby?

- Baby, I'm hungry. - Curtis, he's running!

Baby, he's running!

So...

Little Miss Jasmine.

- Is he pressuring you?

- Somewhat.

- Well, when Curtis finishes with him

in that backyard, I'm gonna talk to the both of you...

right here.

'Cause I don't like you being pressured.

How you feel?

- Terrible.

- Jasmine, does this boy understand that no

means no?

- Yes.

- Do you understand that no means no?

- Yes, I do.

- Baby, you don't let anybody pressure you.

You don't wanna do anything, you just say no.

And no means exactly that.

And anything more than that...

is rape.

You wait 'til he comes in here.

Oh, we gonna talk. - [sighs]

- If he lives.

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