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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,689 --> 00:00:04,172 - See ya later, Ma. Happy birthday. 2 00:00:04,275 --> 00:00:06,172 - Thank you. - I need you to stay 'cause 3 00:00:06,275 --> 00:00:07,551 my pops wants me to wait for a package, 4 00:00:07,655 --> 00:00:09,068 but I need to go meet Pooky and Peanut. 5 00:00:09,172 --> 00:00:10,551 - How much you paying? - I'll give you 15. 6 00:00:10,655 --> 00:00:11,448 - Deal. 7 00:00:12,689 --> 00:00:15,000 What do you want Kaleb? - Nobody is here. 8 00:00:15,103 --> 00:00:17,034 So I think we should take things all the way. 9 00:00:17,137 --> 00:00:18,448 - I am not ready. 10 00:00:18,551 --> 00:00:20,413 - Baby, I thought you loved me. - I do. 11 00:00:20,517 --> 00:00:21,724 - Well, if you love me, you would. 12 00:00:21,827 --> 00:00:22,689 - Hide. 13 00:00:22,793 --> 00:00:24,137 Hey! - Forgot my keys. 14 00:00:24,241 --> 00:00:26,724 Here they are--here they-- 15 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:28,482 Jasmine? - Yes, Cousin Calvin. 16 00:00:28,586 --> 00:00:30,551 - You wanna tell me who that boy is behind the counter? 17 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:31,586 - Huh? 18 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,103 - Answer me. - What you asked me? 19 00:00:35,206 --> 00:00:37,000 I ain't hear you. 20 00:00:37,103 --> 00:00:38,379 - Jasmine, don't play with me. 21 00:00:38,482 --> 00:00:39,655 - I'm not playing. 22 00:00:39,758 --> 00:00:41,000 - Answer me. 23 00:00:41,103 --> 00:00:42,896 Who is that kid? 24 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,965 - I don't know what you talking about. 25 00:00:46,068 --> 00:00:48,965 - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 26 00:00:49,068 --> 00:00:50,034 Boy, get up. 27 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:51,206 - But why you calling me a boy? 28 00:00:51,310 --> 00:00:52,620 I'm a female. - I'm not-- 29 00:00:52,724 --> 00:00:55,172 I said, "Boy, get up now." 30 00:00:57,172 --> 00:01:00,172 Boy, if I have to come back there and get you up. 31 00:01:01,137 --> 00:01:03,931 - [laughs] Don't kill me. 32 00:01:04,034 --> 00:01:05,724 - What are you doing back there? 33 00:01:05,827 --> 00:01:07,551 - I think I'm gonna go ahead and head on home. 34 00:01:07,655 --> 00:01:09,137 - No, no, no, no, no. 35 00:01:09,241 --> 00:01:11,344 Stay right there. 36 00:01:11,448 --> 00:01:13,689 - I was just, uh, saying hi. 37 00:01:13,793 --> 00:01:14,965 - Saying hi to who? 38 00:01:15,068 --> 00:01:16,551 - You. 39 00:01:16,655 --> 00:01:18,689 - Boy. 40 00:01:18,793 --> 00:01:20,000 Now what's going on? 41 00:01:20,103 --> 00:01:22,448 - Well, I mean-- - I was talking 42 00:01:22,551 --> 00:01:24,655 to Jasmine. - Oh, yeah, go ahead, 43 00:01:24,758 --> 00:01:27,034 Jasmine, do your thing. 44 00:01:27,137 --> 00:01:29,103 - Ah-ah-ah-ah. - Yeah, thanks a lot. Wait. 45 00:01:32,275 --> 00:01:34,137 - I'm just saying, man, I'm sorry. 46 00:01:34,241 --> 00:01:36,310 - Look-- - What's going on? 47 00:01:36,413 --> 00:01:39,137 - He just came over to say hi, okay? 48 00:01:39,241 --> 00:01:41,448 - But why couldn't he do that at your house? 49 00:01:41,551 --> 00:01:42,931 - Well... 50 00:01:43,034 --> 00:01:44,241 - Tell me. 51 00:01:45,482 --> 00:01:49,620 - Let's ask him. 52 00:01:49,724 --> 00:01:52,172 Um, Kaleb? - Yes? 53 00:01:52,275 --> 00:01:54,793 - Why couldn't you come visit me at my house? 54 00:01:54,896 --> 00:01:56,965 - This ain't your house? 55 00:01:57,068 --> 00:01:58,068 - No. - No? 56 00:01:58,172 --> 00:01:59,724 - I thought this was your house. 57 00:01:59,827 --> 00:02:01,137 I didn't know. - Okay, okay. 58 00:02:01,241 --> 00:02:02,931 Y'all wanna play games? - No. No. 59 00:02:03,034 --> 00:02:04,379 - Yeah, you do. - KALEB: Hmm-mm. 60 00:02:04,482 --> 00:02:06,103 - Let's see what happens when I call your dad over here. 61 00:02:06,206 --> 00:02:07,137 - No, please, don't. 62 00:02:08,448 --> 00:02:09,517 Please don't do that, okay? 63 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:10,517 - Why not? 64 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:13,103 - 'Cause he gonna kill me, dawg. 65 00:02:13,206 --> 00:02:14,689 - Good. 66 00:02:14,793 --> 00:02:17,551 - No, not good. 67 00:02:17,655 --> 00:02:20,482 - You know, you are really starting to not be attractive. 68 00:02:24,034 --> 00:02:25,448 - My bad. 69 00:02:25,551 --> 00:02:26,793 - That'd be good if he killed you. 70 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:29,206 And I'm gonna help him. - No, no, no, come on now. 71 00:02:29,310 --> 00:02:31,103 Huh-uh, we can't be having all this black 72 00:02:31,206 --> 00:02:35,068 on beige crime. 73 00:02:35,172 --> 00:02:36,586 - You know what? 74 00:02:36,689 --> 00:02:39,379 Yeah, I'm gonna call CJ and your ma. 75 00:02:39,482 --> 00:02:41,241 - This did not go how I thought it was gonna go. 76 00:02:41,344 --> 00:02:45,241 - Uh, how did you think it was gonna go? 77 00:02:45,344 --> 00:02:49,344 - No, I--I wasn't even thinking like...for real. 78 00:02:49,448 --> 00:02:51,172 - Huh-uh, boy, you better tell me. 79 00:02:51,275 --> 00:02:53,931 - I--I wasn't--I wasn't thinking of nothing. 80 00:02:54,034 --> 00:02:55,413 - Yeah, I know what you was thinking. 81 00:02:55,517 --> 00:02:58,206 I'm calling CJ. - [sighs] 82 00:02:58,310 --> 00:03:01,068 - Ah-ah, you move and you're dead. 83 00:03:01,172 --> 00:03:03,172 - [sighs] 84 00:03:09,931 --> 00:03:16,379 - ♪ 85 00:03:18,517 --> 00:03:22,758 ♪ 86 00:03:25,517 --> 00:03:27,379 ♪♪ 87 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:32,275 - No, no, Cousin Calvin, please, please, please, don't! 88 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:33,827 - No? No? Huh? - Don't! 89 00:03:33,931 --> 00:03:35,896 - What you want me to do? 90 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,517 I'm telling him. - No, no, please, oh, 91 00:03:38,620 --> 00:03:40,206 here. 92 00:03:40,310 --> 00:03:41,896 - What's this? - This your money. 93 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,758 I'm giving you your money back. 94 00:03:43,862 --> 00:03:46,241 - What am I gonna do with $15? I don't want that. 95 00:03:46,344 --> 00:03:47,517 - You just gave it to me. 96 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:50,137 - That was to get a package, and you're cheap. 97 00:03:50,241 --> 00:03:52,103 - You--you know you're gonna miss the game. 98 00:03:52,206 --> 00:03:54,896 It's a good one. 99 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,413 - You are really trying me. 100 00:03:57,517 --> 00:03:59,344 - [sighs] 101 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:00,620 No, I just-- 102 00:04:00,724 --> 00:04:02,758 - You don't want me to tell your parents? 103 00:04:02,862 --> 00:04:03,862 - No. 104 00:04:03,965 --> 00:04:06,655 - Okay, then tell me what's going on. 105 00:04:06,758 --> 00:04:08,482 - Well... 106 00:04:08,586 --> 00:04:09,862 - Now. 107 00:04:11,827 --> 00:04:13,000 - Alright. 108 00:04:13,103 --> 00:04:14,241 - Can I go? 109 00:04:14,344 --> 00:04:17,482 - Boy, if you make one move, you'll regret it. 110 00:04:17,586 --> 00:04:20,517 - I'm pretty fast, dawg. It'd be quick. 111 00:04:20,620 --> 00:04:22,344 - And I'm faster. 112 00:04:22,448 --> 00:04:25,482 - [laughs] Come on, man. 113 00:04:25,586 --> 00:04:26,862 - Try me. 114 00:04:28,379 --> 00:04:30,551 - Mm-hmm, I'm good. 115 00:04:30,655 --> 00:04:32,551 - Tell me. 116 00:04:32,655 --> 00:04:35,344 - Look, man, I just wanted to come over and see her, okay? 117 00:04:35,448 --> 00:04:37,344 - I heard that one. 118 00:04:37,448 --> 00:04:40,379 - Alright, what I didn't say was... 119 00:04:40,482 --> 00:04:43,275 your cousin hates me and doesn't want us talking. 120 00:04:43,379 --> 00:04:44,896 - So you try something like this? 121 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,620 - Something like what? What'd I do? 122 00:04:46,724 --> 00:04:48,620 - That's what I'm trying to find out. 123 00:04:48,724 --> 00:04:51,068 - [sighs] 124 00:04:51,172 --> 00:04:54,310 Man, come on. - Come on, what? 125 00:04:54,413 --> 00:04:56,241 - You ain't never just like, you know what I'm saying? 126 00:04:56,344 --> 00:04:58,000 - No, never what? 127 00:04:58,103 --> 00:05:00,103 Do tell. 128 00:05:00,206 --> 00:05:02,827 - Like been in this situation before? 129 00:05:02,931 --> 00:05:04,275 - Man, that's my cousin. 130 00:05:04,379 --> 00:05:06,379 - No, I know that. Like-- 131 00:05:06,482 --> 00:05:08,551 - Boy, I'm about to knock all your teeth out. 132 00:05:08,655 --> 00:05:10,793 - I had braces for like three years. 133 00:05:10,896 --> 00:05:12,896 Please don't do that. 134 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,379 - Jasmine? 135 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:18,551 - Okay, look, I didn't know he was coming over here. 136 00:05:18,655 --> 00:05:20,034 - Oh, so he was stalking you? 137 00:05:20,137 --> 00:05:22,586 - No, I wasn't stalking you. 138 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:26,620 - No, he wasn't stalking me. 139 00:05:26,724 --> 00:05:29,137 - Geesh. - Then why didn't you know? 140 00:05:29,241 --> 00:05:31,344 - Well, he was talking to me at my house, 141 00:05:31,448 --> 00:05:33,965 and then he--he saw me walk over here. 142 00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:36,310 - Oh, so he follows you? 143 00:05:36,413 --> 00:05:37,758 - Cousin Calvin, you really wanna be bothered 144 00:05:37,862 --> 00:05:39,931 about something, don't you? 145 00:05:40,034 --> 00:05:41,137 - Girl, don't play with me. 146 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:43,862 - Don't play with him, he holding me tight. 147 00:05:43,965 --> 00:05:46,482 My chain's all messed up. 148 00:05:46,586 --> 00:05:48,137 - Okay, he followed me over here. 149 00:05:48,241 --> 00:05:50,344 - Boy. - [sighs] 150 00:05:50,448 --> 00:05:52,724 Look, I know what it sound like. 151 00:05:52,827 --> 00:05:54,793 - Yeah, instead of calling CJ, I should be calling 152 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,103 the police. 153 00:05:56,206 --> 00:05:57,482 - No, you ain't gotta do that. 154 00:05:57,586 --> 00:06:00,724 You ain't gotta do that all, no, we good, I promise. 155 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:01,896 - Why not? 156 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,172 - Jasmine, tell him I wasn't stalking you. 157 00:06:04,275 --> 00:06:06,827 Come on. 158 00:06:06,931 --> 00:06:10,034 - Cousin Calvin, that's-- that's not what it is, okay? 159 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:11,793 - Thank you. - Okay. 160 00:06:11,896 --> 00:06:13,379 You two keep telling me what you're not doing, 161 00:06:13,482 --> 00:06:14,758 but you're not telling me what you are doing. 162 00:06:14,862 --> 00:06:16,517 - Alright, man, look, we just wanted 163 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:18,896 to sit down and talk, that's all. 164 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,896 - Man, I know what that means. 165 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,344 - What you talking about? 166 00:06:22,448 --> 00:06:26,241 - I'm a man. - An old man. 167 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:27,620 - What? 168 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:32,172 - I mean, ain't he like 40? 169 00:06:32,275 --> 00:06:33,793 - I am not 40. 170 00:06:35,241 --> 00:06:36,482 - Damn. 171 00:06:36,586 --> 00:06:37,655 - I'm 38. 172 00:06:37,758 --> 00:06:41,517 - You need some moisturizer, cuz. [laughs] 173 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:43,034 - Boy, how old are you? 174 00:06:43,137 --> 00:06:44,758 - Oh, I turn 18 soon. 175 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:48,206 - Okay, do you wanna live to see 18? 176 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:50,551 - I'mma just go ahead and fall back. 177 00:06:50,655 --> 00:06:52,448 - Yeah, that's real smart. 178 00:06:52,551 --> 00:06:54,655 - Cousin Calvin-- - No, I'm calling your daddy. 179 00:06:54,758 --> 00:06:56,172 - [sighs] 180 00:06:56,275 --> 00:06:58,344 - You know what? Fine. 181 00:06:58,448 --> 00:07:01,551 - I know you ain't got no attitude about it. 182 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:03,758 What? You got something to say? - No. 183 00:07:03,862 --> 00:07:05,448 - Okay. 184 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:07,551 - Wait, hang on, man. Wait, wait, look. 185 00:07:07,655 --> 00:07:10,689 - Boy. - I'm--I'm sorry. 186 00:07:10,793 --> 00:07:13,379 Look, I'm sorry, but this is not her fault. 187 00:07:13,482 --> 00:07:15,310 - Yeah, I know it's not. 188 00:07:15,413 --> 00:07:16,862 - What's that supposed to mean? 189 00:07:16,965 --> 00:07:18,689 - I know guys like you. 190 00:07:18,793 --> 00:07:20,206 - Guys like me? What does that mean? 191 00:07:20,310 --> 00:07:21,689 - Yeah, I was just like you. 192 00:07:21,793 --> 00:07:23,827 - I--I still don't know what you mean. 193 00:07:23,931 --> 00:07:26,586 - Okay, that means... 194 00:07:26,689 --> 00:07:28,931 waiting for the parents to leave, 195 00:07:29,034 --> 00:07:30,862 getting the girls alone. 196 00:07:30,965 --> 00:07:32,620 - You used to do that? 197 00:07:32,724 --> 00:07:34,275 - Yeah. 198 00:07:34,379 --> 00:07:37,862 Man, I was the man. - Word, really? 199 00:07:37,965 --> 00:07:39,896 - Yeah, I would come through the windows. 200 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,689 I would wait for-- - Word, how--how did they 201 00:07:41,793 --> 00:07:44,413 not know that you was there when you was knocking on the window? 202 00:07:44,517 --> 00:07:46,724 - Oh, see, see. I got cat-like reflexes. 203 00:07:48,275 --> 00:07:50,206 Rar! [laughs] 204 00:07:50,310 --> 00:07:52,000 - So you was on the prowl? 205 00:07:52,103 --> 00:07:53,551 - Oh, so--so you know? 206 00:07:53,655 --> 00:07:55,551 - I feel you, man. - Yeah. 207 00:07:55,655 --> 00:07:57,310 - Hell yeah, I know about that, dawg. 208 00:07:57,413 --> 00:07:58,655 - How many times have you did it? 209 00:07:58,758 --> 00:08:02,172 - Pbbt, man, I-- so many times, bro. 210 00:08:02,275 --> 00:08:03,758 - Really? - KALEB: Yeah. 211 00:08:03,862 --> 00:08:04,965 - CALVIN: [laughs] - KALEB: Yeah, yeah, 212 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:07,758 I mean, like, man, I had this one chick, bro, 213 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:09,586 while back--while back. - Ooh, really? 214 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:12,413 What was her name? - Man, it was-- 215 00:08:14,793 --> 00:08:17,379 I almost forgot where I was. 216 00:08:17,482 --> 00:08:20,965 - Oh, oh, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, go ahead. 217 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,655 - Uh, I-- - Yeah, go ahead. 218 00:08:22,758 --> 00:08:25,482 - Uh, baby, it was before you. I-- 219 00:08:25,586 --> 00:08:28,482 - No, no, no, no. - I was kidding. 220 00:08:28,586 --> 00:08:30,206 - CALVIN: No, no, tell-- - No, you weren't. 221 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:31,689 - Tell her the truth. - Babe--baby, 222 00:08:31,793 --> 00:08:34,275 it was in the past. I was just kidding. 223 00:08:34,379 --> 00:08:35,896 - No, you're not. 224 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,655 So you've done this lots of times, huh? 225 00:08:38,758 --> 00:08:41,586 - No, no, baby. It was before you. 226 00:08:42,896 --> 00:08:46,103 - Oh no, but--but that's not what you said to me. 227 00:08:46,206 --> 00:08:48,413 - Why you bringing up old stuff? 228 00:08:48,517 --> 00:08:50,103 - Oh, it was just a couple seconds ago, go ahead, 229 00:08:50,206 --> 00:08:52,517 tell her the truth. - Yeah. 230 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:54,482 Please, just tell me the truth. 231 00:08:54,586 --> 00:08:55,965 - Uh. - What? 232 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:57,689 You were trying to get me alone so that I would 233 00:08:57,793 --> 00:09:00,000 sleep with you? - What the hell? 234 00:09:00,103 --> 00:09:02,310 - Damn. - Damn. 235 00:09:02,413 --> 00:09:03,793 - ♪ 236 00:09:07,551 --> 00:09:12,896 - Jasmine? - Hey, Auntie. 237 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,344 What are you doing? 238 00:09:15,448 --> 00:09:18,206 - Don't you play with me. - Sorry. 239 00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:21,551 - What did you just say? - You heard her. 240 00:09:21,655 --> 00:09:25,965 - And, Kaleb, what are you doing here? 241 00:09:26,068 --> 00:09:29,310 - About to die. 242 00:09:29,413 --> 00:09:31,896 - Well, I'm glad y'all are back. 243 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,275 - What is going on? 244 00:09:33,379 --> 00:09:34,482 - Well, I'm gonna head to the game. 245 00:09:34,586 --> 00:09:36,103 I'm sure they can tell you. 246 00:09:39,793 --> 00:09:40,896 - Hey, hey. 247 00:09:42,413 --> 00:09:44,241 - Hmm? - Did the package come? 248 00:09:44,344 --> 00:09:46,275 - No. - Okay. 249 00:09:46,379 --> 00:09:51,758 - Oh, but wait, aren't y'all supposed to be in Savannah? 250 00:09:51,862 --> 00:09:53,103 - We were. 251 00:09:53,206 --> 00:09:54,551 - What happened? 252 00:09:54,655 --> 00:09:58,068 - Somebody did not make a reservation. 253 00:09:58,172 --> 00:09:59,448 - Great. 254 00:09:59,551 --> 00:10:01,827 - You didn't make that reservation that I told you? 255 00:10:01,931 --> 00:10:03,448 - Pops. - Well, I didn't know 256 00:10:03,551 --> 00:10:06,448 they'd be booked up. 257 00:10:06,551 --> 00:10:09,344 - They had a convention. 258 00:10:09,448 --> 00:10:11,655 It's been booked for years. 259 00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:17,724 And he never called to check. 260 00:10:17,827 --> 00:10:19,655 Good thing I called in the car. 261 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,034 - Pops, you know you're supposed to call 262 00:10:23,137 --> 00:10:25,931 and make a reservation. - I told you to do it. 263 00:10:26,034 --> 00:10:27,448 - Stop that lying. 264 00:10:27,551 --> 00:10:30,000 - Can you go home? 265 00:10:30,103 --> 00:10:31,137 - Okay, I will. 266 00:10:31,241 --> 00:10:33,965 But, Pops, that's sad. 267 00:10:35,965 --> 00:10:38,068 - You need to go before I kick you out. 268 00:10:38,172 --> 00:10:39,689 Uh! 269 00:10:41,482 --> 00:10:43,103 What is going on here? - Curtis. 270 00:10:43,206 --> 00:10:45,034 - No, baby! - Calm down. 271 00:10:45,137 --> 00:10:47,931 - No! I'm not calming down. - Curtis, just-- 272 00:10:48,034 --> 00:10:50,275 - This boy's trying to-- - Sleep with. 273 00:10:50,379 --> 00:10:52,206 - Baby! - What? 274 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:55,965 - [whispers] Don't you say that in front of the baby. 275 00:10:56,068 --> 00:10:57,724 - What baby? 276 00:10:57,827 --> 00:11:01,586 - Lil' Jazzy. 277 00:11:01,689 --> 00:11:05,551 - She is not a Lil' Jazzy. 278 00:11:05,655 --> 00:11:09,724 That's who he's trying to sleep with. 279 00:11:09,827 --> 00:11:12,206 - She will always be Lil' Jazzy. 280 00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:14,068 - Okay, listen. 281 00:11:14,172 --> 00:11:17,413 What is going on in here? 282 00:11:17,517 --> 00:11:19,448 - I know what's going on. 283 00:11:19,551 --> 00:11:20,413 - What? 284 00:11:20,517 --> 00:11:22,586 - Turn your heads. 285 00:11:22,689 --> 00:11:25,655 I'm not talking to you. Turn back around. 286 00:11:25,758 --> 00:11:27,827 Jazzy, Ella, turn your heads. 287 00:11:27,931 --> 00:11:30,896 - Why are we turning our heads? 288 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,931 - 'Cause I don't want you to see this side of me. 289 00:11:35,034 --> 00:11:37,517 - Curtis, I know all sides of you. 290 00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:40,206 - Not the murderer side. 291 00:11:40,310 --> 00:11:41,931 - Curtis. - Um... 292 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,379 - I'm gonna kill him. 293 00:11:44,482 --> 00:11:46,000 I'm gonna kill him. - I think you should-- 294 00:11:46,103 --> 00:11:47,862 you should run. 295 00:11:47,965 --> 00:11:49,758 - That ain't gonna stop me from killing him. 296 00:11:49,862 --> 00:11:51,724 - Not if you can't catch me. 297 00:11:51,827 --> 00:11:52,758 - Curtis! 298 00:11:52,862 --> 00:11:55,551 - Uncle Curtis! - Curtis! 299 00:11:55,655 --> 00:11:58,068 - Now, you see, boy! - Yeah, I see, I'm sorry. 300 00:12:02,103 --> 00:12:04,689 - I was a linebacker. - Uh, okay. 301 00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:07,551 - And a firefighter! 302 00:12:07,655 --> 00:12:08,896 - I could tell, 'cause you got enough water 303 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:13,965 in your mouth to put out a fire. Golly! 304 00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:15,379 What is that? 305 00:12:15,482 --> 00:12:19,413 - That's your breath. - Curtis! 306 00:12:19,517 --> 00:12:21,655 - Now what's going on? 307 00:12:21,758 --> 00:12:24,862 - Geesh, nothing, man. I was-- 308 00:12:24,965 --> 00:12:28,448 - You trying to sleep with my Lil' Jazzy? 309 00:12:28,551 --> 00:12:30,448 - I was--I was just-- 310 00:12:30,551 --> 00:12:33,172 - Answer me! - I was just-- 311 00:12:33,275 --> 00:12:35,448 - Answer me! - I can't! 312 00:12:35,551 --> 00:12:38,448 - Why? - Because you choking me. 313 00:12:38,551 --> 00:12:41,137 - I'm trying to kill you. 314 00:12:41,241 --> 00:12:42,551 - Curtis? - Baby, 315 00:12:42,655 --> 00:12:44,310 I'm trying to kill him. 316 00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:46,241 Let me kill him, Ella. 317 00:12:46,344 --> 00:12:47,344 - Curtis. 318 00:12:47,448 --> 00:12:49,344 - Can I just kill him a little bit? 319 00:12:49,448 --> 00:12:52,758 - I said stop it. - Uh. 320 00:12:52,862 --> 00:12:54,413 - Alright, I think I'm about to head out. 321 00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:56,862 - Oh no, no, no, no. 322 00:12:56,965 --> 00:12:59,793 No, baby, you're not-- you're not going... 323 00:12:59,896 --> 00:13:03,758 anywhere. - Auntie Ella, you too? 324 00:13:03,862 --> 00:13:06,551 I mean, you this violent? 325 00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,448 What happened to the church? 326 00:13:08,551 --> 00:13:10,724 - The Kingdom suffereth with violence, 327 00:13:10,827 --> 00:13:13,034 and the violence takes it by force. 328 00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:15,034 - You hear that? - A lot of force. 329 00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:19,758 - Let him go, baby. 330 00:13:19,862 --> 00:13:21,241 Let him go. It's his life. 331 00:13:21,344 --> 00:13:23,620 - I don't even live here. 332 00:13:23,724 --> 00:13:25,931 - Well, you ain't going nowhere either. 333 00:13:26,034 --> 00:13:27,793 So you may as well move in. 334 00:13:27,896 --> 00:13:31,551 - Don't say that, Ella. 335 00:13:31,655 --> 00:13:34,310 And sit down, both of you. 336 00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:36,206 Sit down. 337 00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:38,931 - Straighten my pillow up. 338 00:13:39,034 --> 00:13:39,827 - Yes, Ma'am. 339 00:13:39,931 --> 00:13:41,758 - How am I supposed to sit? 340 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:45,931 - Curtis, on three, let him go. 341 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,793 One... 342 00:13:49,275 --> 00:13:51,620 A-two... 343 00:13:51,724 --> 00:13:54,517 A-two and a half... 344 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:55,689 Three. Curtis, let him go. 345 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,620 Three. Three. Three, three, three, three. 346 00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:04,000 - [sighs] Okay. 347 00:14:04,103 --> 00:14:05,931 - You wanna tell us something? 348 00:14:06,034 --> 00:14:07,379 - Yeah, you wanna tell 'em what's going on? 349 00:14:07,482 --> 00:14:08,931 - I asked you! 350 00:14:13,034 --> 00:14:14,862 - I just--I followed her over here. 351 00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:16,724 - And she let you in? 352 00:14:16,827 --> 00:14:21,034 - Yeah. I did. 353 00:14:21,137 --> 00:14:23,827 But, listen, I thought it was the delivery guy. 354 00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,586 You know what I'm saying? With the package 355 00:14:25,689 --> 00:14:27,965 that I was supposed to wait for. 356 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,689 - Jasmine, you know you're supposed to get up and check 357 00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:32,379 the door before you let-- - I know, Auntie, I know, 358 00:14:32,482 --> 00:14:33,689 I get that now. I understand. 359 00:14:33,793 --> 00:14:35,965 - Are you cutting me off? - No, Ma'am. 360 00:14:36,068 --> 00:14:38,655 - This my last time asking you. 361 00:14:38,758 --> 00:14:42,103 What are you doing here? 362 00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:44,413 - Cousin Calvin asked me to stay for the package. 363 00:14:45,896 --> 00:14:46,896 - What package? 364 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,413 - Baby, don't worry about that package. 365 00:14:49,517 --> 00:14:53,344 - No, I was coming to bring your dishes back from Sunday, 366 00:14:53,448 --> 00:14:55,000 Cousin Calvin asked me to stay. 367 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,517 - This is like in old days. 368 00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:59,344 - I know. I know. 369 00:14:59,448 --> 00:15:01,413 Go on, Jasmine. 370 00:15:01,517 --> 00:15:05,103 - So, I was here doing that. 371 00:15:05,206 --> 00:15:08,310 I was waiting for the package, and... 372 00:15:08,413 --> 00:15:10,379 you know-- - I came over. 373 00:15:10,482 --> 00:15:13,586 - ELLA AND CURTIS: Why? 374 00:15:13,689 --> 00:15:15,275 - I knew she was here alone. 375 00:15:15,379 --> 00:15:18,103 - Oooh! 376 00:15:18,206 --> 00:15:19,000 - [sighs] 377 00:15:19,103 --> 00:15:21,000 - How did you know that? - Right. 378 00:15:21,103 --> 00:15:23,448 - Uh, your wife told my dad that she wasn't 379 00:15:23,551 --> 00:15:25,310 gonna be here today. 380 00:15:25,413 --> 00:15:28,034 She was going out for her birthday or something. 381 00:15:28,137 --> 00:15:31,482 - Ella, what are you doing talking to his daddy? 382 00:15:31,586 --> 00:15:32,793 - Curtis. - Spending all that money 383 00:15:32,896 --> 00:15:35,482 taking you to dinner! 384 00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:38,172 And you talking to some other man! 385 00:15:38,275 --> 00:15:39,896 Who is he? 386 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,000 - He is the pastor of the church. 387 00:15:43,103 --> 00:15:47,379 - Like I said, what are you doing talking to him? 388 00:15:47,482 --> 00:15:49,241 I don't know him. 389 00:15:49,344 --> 00:15:52,724 - That's because you don't go to church. 390 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,862 - And you still haven't answered the question. 391 00:15:54,965 --> 00:15:57,275 - Curtis, listen to me. 392 00:15:57,379 --> 00:16:00,103 The pastor asked me if I was coming to church tonight 393 00:16:00,206 --> 00:16:02,724 for choir rehearsal. That's it. 394 00:16:02,827 --> 00:16:05,172 - Ella, you can't sing. 395 00:16:05,275 --> 00:16:07,206 - Oh, Curtis. 396 00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:09,862 Don't do this. - No, I mean, you alright. 397 00:16:09,965 --> 00:16:12,586 - ELLA: Are you-- - You got pretty tones. 398 00:16:12,689 --> 00:16:13,724 - Are you really doing this? 399 00:16:13,827 --> 00:16:16,620 - But you ain't no Mahalia Jackson. 400 00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:19,517 - Curtis. - Al Patina and them. 401 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:23,310 Or The Montgomery Ward singers. 402 00:16:23,413 --> 00:16:27,448 - I'm about to be singing at your funeral. 403 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:30,620 - You'd be off key. 404 00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,275 - And you'll be dead. Keep it up. 405 00:16:32,379 --> 00:16:34,379 - My bad. 406 00:16:34,482 --> 00:16:36,344 Okay, okay. 407 00:16:36,448 --> 00:16:41,689 - So, what is going on? 408 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:44,068 - I just wanted to see her, that's all. 409 00:16:44,172 --> 00:16:46,068 - Are you trying to get Jasmine to have 410 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,965 sex with you? - No, Ella, don't say that. 411 00:16:49,068 --> 00:16:50,758 Please stop saying that. 412 00:16:50,862 --> 00:16:53,344 - That's what it's called, Curtis. 413 00:16:53,448 --> 00:16:56,344 - Ooh, I can't take that. 414 00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:58,137 I can't take this! 415 00:16:58,241 --> 00:17:01,862 I can't take this! - Uncle Curtis! 416 00:17:01,965 --> 00:17:03,896 - Curtis! - KALEB: [moans] 417 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,551 - You lied! - I'm not lying. 418 00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:08,206 - You lied! - Curtis! Watch-- 419 00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:09,758 - You lied! 420 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,206 - I'm not lying. 421 00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:13,482 I didn't. - [heavy breathing] 422 00:17:13,586 --> 00:17:14,620 Get up. 423 00:17:14,724 --> 00:17:18,931 Tell me. Tell me! 424 00:17:19,034 --> 00:17:21,758 - I--okay, I just wanted to see if she was ready. 425 00:17:21,862 --> 00:17:24,034 - Ooh! - Curtis! 426 00:17:24,137 --> 00:17:25,931 - Take this! - Oh man! 427 00:17:26,034 --> 00:17:27,103 - Curtis, please watch my furniture. 428 00:17:27,206 --> 00:17:29,586 - Is he in my chair? - What? 429 00:17:29,689 --> 00:17:31,827 - You put him there. 430 00:17:31,931 --> 00:17:34,655 - Uh. 431 00:17:34,758 --> 00:17:36,724 - Curtis, watch my couch. 432 00:17:36,827 --> 00:17:39,827 - You trying to get our Lil' Jazzy? 433 00:17:39,931 --> 00:17:42,517 - I'm--I'm not, man. I-- 434 00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:44,034 - ELLA: Curtis? - Hmm? 435 00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:45,896 - A soft answer-- - Mm. 436 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,724 - ELLA: --turneth away wrath. 437 00:17:47,827 --> 00:17:49,655 Curtis, stand up. - [heavy breathing] 438 00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:51,689 You talking to me? - Yes. 439 00:17:51,793 --> 00:17:53,965 You're the only Curtis here. 440 00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:57,068 Curtis. Curtis, calm down. 441 00:17:57,172 --> 00:18:00,965 Kaleb, what did you say to Jasmine? 442 00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:04,103 - I can't hear this. I can't hear this, Ella. 443 00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:06,068 - Curtis. - I can't do this, Ella. 444 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,862 I can't. I can't. 445 00:18:07,965 --> 00:18:10,103 - Auntie, I told him I wasn't ready. 446 00:18:10,206 --> 00:18:13,103 - You doggone right you ain't ready. 447 00:18:13,206 --> 00:18:14,724 That's the right answer! 448 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,931 And that's the final answer! 449 00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:22,413 And she won't be ready 'til she's 40! 450 00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:23,793 - Okay. 451 00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:27,586 - And then what did you say...Kaleb? 452 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:28,724 - Uh-- - He said... 453 00:18:28,827 --> 00:18:31,413 "If you loved me, you would." 454 00:18:31,517 --> 00:18:34,172 - Curtis! Please, Curtis, don't do it. 455 00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:35,655 - He just won't stop. - Let me get him. 456 00:18:35,758 --> 00:18:37,448 - CURTIS: It won't stop. - Let me get him, Curtis. 457 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,172 - I'm gonna kill him. - ELLA: Let me get him. 458 00:18:39,275 --> 00:18:40,793 - I'm gonna kill him. - Let me get him. 459 00:18:40,896 --> 00:18:43,586 - You kill first. I'll kill him second. 460 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:47,344 Boy. - Oooh-ooh! 461 00:18:47,448 --> 00:18:49,172 - Okay, you think sex is-- - Uncle Curtis, 462 00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:51,586 you need to calm down. You working up a sweat. 463 00:18:51,689 --> 00:18:54,482 - CURTIS: [heavy breathing] 464 00:18:54,586 --> 00:18:56,793 - This is not a good time for you to talk. 465 00:18:56,896 --> 00:18:59,896 - I'll be quiet. I'll shut my mouth. 466 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,482 - Boy, you think sex is-- why are you getting 467 00:19:01,586 --> 00:19:03,965 close to her! - Dang, man, I was just, 468 00:19:04,068 --> 00:19:06,068 I don't know, you know, it's hot. 469 00:19:06,172 --> 00:19:08,827 - You know what? You think sex is a game. 470 00:19:08,931 --> 00:19:10,241 - Yes. - No, I don't think-- 471 00:19:10,344 --> 00:19:13,724 - You think sex is a game, son. - Yes, he does. 472 00:19:13,827 --> 00:19:15,137 - No, I-- - Come on. 473 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,793 Come out to the backyard. 474 00:19:16,896 --> 00:19:18,793 - I don't wanna go to the backyard. 475 00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:21,827 - Come on. We just gonna talk, come on. 476 00:19:21,931 --> 00:19:23,068 - We ain't gonna just-- - Yes, Curtis. 477 00:19:23,172 --> 00:19:24,620 - Come on, I'm-- - Take him to the backyard. 478 00:19:24,724 --> 00:19:25,793 - We ain't just gonna talk. 479 00:19:25,896 --> 00:19:27,000 - I'm just gonna talk to him, baby. 480 00:19:27,103 --> 00:19:28,965 - Yes, talk it. Talk. Talk to him. 481 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,000 - CURTIS: Uh. 482 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:33,379 Ella? - Yes, baby? 483 00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:35,896 - Baby, I'm hungry. - Curtis, he's running! 484 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,724 Baby, he's running! 485 00:19:40,034 --> 00:19:42,068 So... 486 00:19:42,172 --> 00:19:43,586 Little Miss Jasmine. 487 00:19:49,586 --> 00:19:53,310 - Is he pressuring you? 488 00:19:53,413 --> 00:19:55,310 - Somewhat. 489 00:19:55,413 --> 00:19:58,241 - Well, when Curtis finishes with him 490 00:19:58,344 --> 00:20:01,758 in that backyard, I'm gonna talk to the both of you... 491 00:20:01,862 --> 00:20:03,862 right here. 492 00:20:03,965 --> 00:20:07,413 'Cause I don't like you being pressured. 493 00:20:07,517 --> 00:20:09,517 How you feel? 494 00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:12,000 - Terrible. 495 00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:14,862 - Jasmine, does this boy understand that no 496 00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:16,206 means no? 497 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:20,241 - Yes. 498 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:24,517 - Do you understand that no means no? 499 00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:26,068 - Yes, I do. 500 00:20:26,172 --> 00:20:29,344 - Baby, you don't let anybody pressure you. 501 00:20:29,448 --> 00:20:33,034 You don't wanna do anything, you just say no. 502 00:20:33,137 --> 00:20:37,862 And no means exactly that. 503 00:20:37,965 --> 00:20:42,172 And anything more than that... 504 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,517 is rape. 505 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,862 You wait 'til he comes in here. 506 00:20:47,965 --> 00:20:51,137 Oh, we gonna talk. - [sighs] 507 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:55,793 - If he lives. 508 00:20:55,896 --> 00:20:57,586 - ♪ 509 00:21:27,517 --> 00:21:29,379 - ♪ 510 00:21:34,275 --> 00:21:37,068 - ♪ 35148

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