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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,413 --> 00:00:05,965 No, you-- you handle your conference, because I've got 2 00:00:06,068 --> 00:00:07,137 everything here, OK? 3 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:08,931 It'll be fine until you get back in town. 4 00:00:09,034 --> 00:00:10,620 Yeah, yeah. 5 00:00:10,724 --> 00:00:12,206 I got the kids. OK. 6 00:00:12,310 --> 00:00:13,517 All right, baby. Love you too. 7 00:00:13,620 --> 00:00:14,310 Bye. 8 00:00:21,379 --> 00:00:22,551 Dad? 9 00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:25,310 Hey, Jazzy. 10 00:00:25,413 --> 00:00:26,862 Do I need to call the fire department? 11 00:00:26,965 --> 00:00:30,482 You do realize I run the fire department, right? 12 00:00:30,586 --> 00:00:32,586 No, I'm-- I'm blackening the salmon. 13 00:00:32,689 --> 00:00:34,034 You see? It's just blackening. 14 00:00:34,137 --> 00:00:35,689 You're just gonna have a little blackened salmon. 15 00:00:35,793 --> 00:00:37,034 You done had blackened salmon before. 16 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:40,620 Oh, it's blackened, all right. 17 00:00:40,724 --> 00:00:44,413 So what's cooking, good-looking? 18 00:00:44,517 --> 00:00:46,758 So how was your day at school? 19 00:00:46,862 --> 00:00:49,482 Oh, it was great. 20 00:00:49,586 --> 00:00:50,379 It really was. 21 00:00:53,034 --> 00:00:57,448 So when is Mom gonna be home? 22 00:00:57,551 --> 00:00:59,620 Uh, a week. 23 00:00:59,724 --> 00:01:02,068 A week? 24 00:01:02,172 --> 00:01:03,586 We not gonna last week a week. 25 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:04,586 Hey, hey! Don't say that. 26 00:01:04,689 --> 00:01:05,413 I got this. 27 00:01:05,517 --> 00:01:06,517 Now, you understand? 28 00:01:06,620 --> 00:01:07,551 You can see that. 29 00:01:07,655 --> 00:01:09,413 I got this. 30 00:01:09,517 --> 00:01:12,068 Oh, you-- you got this, Dad! 31 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:14,379 Yes, I got it. 32 00:01:14,482 --> 00:01:16,724 You know, Dad, you're-- 33 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:18,137 you're just the best. 34 00:01:18,241 --> 00:01:19,931 You know that. 35 00:01:20,034 --> 00:01:22,137 You're just-- you love your family. 36 00:01:22,241 --> 00:01:22,931 CJ: Yeah. 37 00:01:23,034 --> 00:01:24,275 You love your kids. 38 00:01:24,379 --> 00:01:25,413 Yeah. 39 00:01:25,517 --> 00:01:27,793 You love me. 40 00:01:27,896 --> 00:01:30,000 Of course I do. 41 00:01:30,103 --> 00:01:31,517 All right. 42 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:37,172 You know, you just-- you'd do anything to make any one of us 43 00:01:37,275 --> 00:01:40,310 happy, wouldn't you? 44 00:01:40,413 --> 00:01:41,068 What you want, girl? 45 00:01:43,965 --> 00:01:49,344 Well, Dad, since Mom is gone, I'm stuck with you. 46 00:01:52,931 --> 00:01:53,620 What you want? 47 00:01:57,896 --> 00:02:02,310 I wanna go to the school dance with Jeremy. 48 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:03,758 What was that? 49 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:06,655 [theme music] 50 00:02:11,620 --> 00:02:13,724 I wanna go to the school dance with Jeremy. 51 00:02:13,827 --> 00:02:16,758 Say that-- Say that to me again. 52 00:02:16,862 --> 00:02:21,103 I want to go to a school dance with Jeremy. 53 00:02:21,206 --> 00:02:22,137 - 54 00:02:22,241 --> 00:02:23,206 Can you say that to me one more time? 55 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:24,620 Because I think I'm hearing something. 56 00:02:24,724 --> 00:02:26,758 I really ain't sure I'm hearing what I'm hearing. 57 00:02:26,862 --> 00:02:28,551 Just one more time. 58 00:02:28,655 --> 00:02:32,448 I wanna go to the school dance with Jeremy. 59 00:02:32,551 --> 00:02:34,068 His mom is coming too. 60 00:02:34,172 --> 00:02:35,896 His mom is gonna pick us up, and take us there, and stay 61 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:36,689 with us the whole time. 62 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,241 You wanna go to a dance? 63 00:02:42,344 --> 00:02:43,724 Yes. 64 00:02:43,827 --> 00:02:46,517 With a boy. 65 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:49,137 And you wanna do all that stuff you all be doing, 66 00:02:49,241 --> 00:02:51,344 all them dances? 67 00:02:51,448 --> 00:02:52,310 Yes, Dad. 68 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:56,620 [sigh] 69 00:02:59,586 --> 00:03:01,413 You wanna go to a dance? 70 00:03:01,517 --> 00:03:02,862 Yes, Dad. 71 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:04,655 With a boy. 72 00:03:04,758 --> 00:03:05,793 OK, come on, Dad. 73 00:03:05,896 --> 00:03:08,034 Remember when y'all used to go to dances 74 00:03:08,137 --> 00:03:13,000 like back in the old day, and you, you used to do hoe downs. 75 00:03:16,068 --> 00:03:16,758 You used to do all that. 76 00:03:16,862 --> 00:03:18,965 See, I wanna do that. 77 00:03:19,068 --> 00:03:25,172 You wanna go to your first dance with a boy? 78 00:03:25,275 --> 00:03:26,137 Yes. 79 00:03:26,241 --> 00:03:27,965 Named "Jeremy?" 80 00:03:28,068 --> 00:03:28,758 Yes. 81 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:35,241 Ain't that the boy that smells like hot trash? 82 00:03:35,344 --> 00:03:38,620 Dad, that's his cologne. 83 00:03:38,724 --> 00:03:40,000 That's the name of it? 84 00:03:40,103 --> 00:03:41,586 Gar-bazh. 85 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:43,586 OK, that's not even him. 86 00:03:43,689 --> 00:03:44,586 That's Jaylen. 87 00:03:44,689 --> 00:03:47,586 Jeremy asked me to go to the dance. 88 00:03:47,689 --> 00:03:50,103 Well, don't he wear cologne too? 89 00:03:50,206 --> 00:03:52,793 Do they both wear cologne? 90 00:03:52,896 --> 00:03:53,586 I don't know. 91 00:03:53,689 --> 00:03:55,103 Come on now. 92 00:03:55,206 --> 00:03:57,689 Somebody need to let them boys know they stinking, all of 'em. 93 00:03:57,793 --> 00:03:58,517 OK. 94 00:03:58,620 --> 00:03:59,448 OK, do you wanna tell 'em? 95 00:03:59,551 --> 00:04:00,517 What? 96 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:01,172 CJ: You wanna tell 'em they stinking? 97 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:02,241 No, Dad. No. 98 00:04:02,344 --> 00:04:03,344 You know what? Just put all this down. 99 00:04:03,448 --> 00:04:04,448 Stop all this. 100 00:04:04,551 --> 00:04:05,931 Stop all this madness. 101 00:04:06,034 --> 00:04:07,068 Come on. 102 00:04:07,172 --> 00:04:08,931 Sit down just a little bit. 103 00:04:09,034 --> 00:04:10,931 Sit. 104 00:04:11,034 --> 00:04:12,103 Listen to me! 105 00:04:12,206 --> 00:04:12,896 OK? 106 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,068 Focus, focus. 107 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:16,000 Focus, OK? 108 00:04:16,103 --> 00:04:18,965 Now, repeat after me. 109 00:04:19,068 --> 00:04:24,103 I want to go to the school dance with Jeremy. 110 00:04:24,206 --> 00:04:28,965 I want to go to the school dance with Jeremy. 111 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:31,862 Yes, Dad, yes! 112 00:04:31,965 --> 00:04:33,551 I can't go, 'cause I got to do all of this. 113 00:04:33,655 --> 00:04:34,586 I got to look after the twins. 114 00:04:34,689 --> 00:04:35,586 I got-- 115 00:04:35,689 --> 00:04:39,551 Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, focus, focus! 116 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:42,379 All right, now repeat after me again. 117 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:46,517 This is the part where you say "yes." 118 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:47,931 Say "yes." 119 00:04:48,034 --> 00:04:50,620 This is the part where I say "yes." 120 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:51,448 No! 121 00:04:51,551 --> 00:04:52,758 No, I don't know, Jazmine. 122 00:04:52,862 --> 00:04:54,551 I really don't know. 123 00:04:54,655 --> 00:04:55,551 Because you-- 124 00:04:55,655 --> 00:04:56,517 Come on, Dad. 125 00:04:56,620 --> 00:04:57,793 I mean, a school dance? Come on. 126 00:04:57,896 --> 00:04:59,241 - Dad, come on, please! - You gonna go with a boy? 127 00:04:59,344 --> 00:05:00,137 I can't-- 128 00:05:00,241 --> 00:05:01,206 My first school-- please, Dad. 129 00:05:01,310 --> 00:05:02,413 - I can't hear you. - Dad, please. 130 00:05:02,517 --> 00:05:03,241 I can't hear you. 131 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:04,172 Please let me go. 132 00:05:04,275 --> 00:05:05,689 I'm sorry, but I can't hear you. 133 00:05:05,793 --> 00:05:07,103 I don't hear what you're saying, baby. 134 00:05:07,206 --> 00:05:07,896 That's what I'm saying. 135 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,655 I can't hear you. 136 00:05:09,758 --> 00:05:10,896 What are you saying? 137 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:11,689 [sobbing] 138 00:05:11,793 --> 00:05:14,172 I can't hear you! 139 00:05:14,275 --> 00:05:15,344 [sobbing] 140 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:16,482 You talking about going to the school dance. 141 00:05:16,586 --> 00:05:18,379 I still can't hear you. 142 00:05:18,482 --> 00:05:20,793 [crying] 143 00:05:21,827 --> 00:05:22,724 OK. 144 00:05:22,827 --> 00:05:23,724 OK. 145 00:05:23,827 --> 00:05:24,517 OK! 146 00:05:28,689 --> 00:05:34,965 Just bring the boy over and let me talk to him. 147 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:36,310 OK, Dad. 148 00:05:36,413 --> 00:05:37,620 Fine. 149 00:05:37,724 --> 00:05:38,793 But don't freak him out. 'Cause you 150 00:05:38,896 --> 00:05:40,862 know how you can be sometimes. 151 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:43,275 I'm not gonna do nothing. 152 00:05:43,379 --> 00:05:46,896 Just need a little time to clean out my shotgun. 153 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,517 I'm kidding. 154 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:49,310 It's gonna be fine. 155 00:05:52,827 --> 00:05:53,517 Thanks, dad. 156 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:54,310 All right, baby. 157 00:05:56,827 --> 00:05:57,517 OK. 158 00:05:57,620 --> 00:05:59,275 Hey, listen. 159 00:05:59,379 --> 00:06:03,103 That whole tears and fake crying and all that, that ain't 160 00:06:03,206 --> 00:06:05,965 worked since you was five. 161 00:06:06,068 --> 00:06:07,551 And this whole cooking thing you got going on? 162 00:06:07,655 --> 00:06:08,793 Yeah, that ain't never worked for you. 163 00:06:14,655 --> 00:06:22,448 Calvin, Miranda, kids? 164 00:06:22,551 --> 00:06:23,827 Ella? 165 00:06:23,931 --> 00:06:25,206 Ella's not here. 166 00:06:25,310 --> 00:06:28,310 I've got the house all to myself! 167 00:06:28,413 --> 00:06:31,482 All to myself! 168 00:06:31,586 --> 00:06:32,965 Good. 169 00:06:33,068 --> 00:06:34,931 Finally. 170 00:06:35,034 --> 00:06:35,896 Oh hell. 171 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,344 What's up, Unc? 172 00:06:38,448 --> 00:06:40,793 Aunt Ella. 173 00:06:40,896 --> 00:06:41,931 Where's Aunt Ella? 174 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:43,448 Hey, what you reading? 175 00:06:43,551 --> 00:06:44,896 Oh, it's a great book. 176 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,206 It's called "The Unwanted Guest." 177 00:06:47,310 --> 00:06:49,655 It's about this guy who gets tired of his family barging in, 178 00:06:49,758 --> 00:06:51,068 so he takes 'em on a camping trip 179 00:06:51,172 --> 00:06:54,310 and leaves 'em in the woods. 180 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:55,103 I need a favor. 181 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:56,586 It's too late, OK? 182 00:06:56,689 --> 00:06:59,172 Your cousin and his wife done cleaned me out. 183 00:06:59,275 --> 00:07:00,586 I don't need money. 184 00:07:00,689 --> 00:07:01,965 Good. 185 00:07:02,068 --> 00:07:06,931 I need advice from somebody fair, objective, and wise. 186 00:07:07,034 --> 00:07:08,620 Oh. 187 00:07:08,724 --> 00:07:11,689 Well, that's why God put me here. 188 00:07:11,793 --> 00:07:12,517 OK. 189 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:13,310 From you? 190 00:07:18,241 --> 00:07:19,103 Aunt Ella! 191 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:21,965 Aunt Ella! 192 00:07:22,068 --> 00:07:23,758 I told you she's not here. 193 00:07:23,862 --> 00:07:26,034 So you're either gonna get the advice from me 194 00:07:26,137 --> 00:07:28,103 or you ain't gonna get it all. 195 00:07:28,206 --> 00:07:29,448 OK, tell Aunt Ella I came by. 196 00:07:29,551 --> 00:07:30,275 Get back here. 197 00:07:30,379 --> 00:07:31,206 Don't you touch that door! 198 00:07:31,310 --> 00:07:33,413 Get in here! 199 00:07:33,517 --> 00:07:34,241 Come on, man. 200 00:07:34,344 --> 00:07:35,034 We family. 201 00:07:35,137 --> 00:07:37,137 What's wrong with you? 202 00:07:37,241 --> 00:07:39,413 Treat me like that. 203 00:07:39,517 --> 00:07:40,241 You know I'm sensitive. 204 00:07:40,344 --> 00:07:42,793 OK, OK. 205 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:43,689 What you need? 206 00:07:43,793 --> 00:07:44,827 It's just that-- 207 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:45,620 Take your time. 208 00:07:53,034 --> 00:07:55,965 Not that much time. 209 00:07:56,068 --> 00:08:00,586 Jazmine wants to go to a dance. 210 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,586 CJ, that's beautiful. 211 00:08:02,689 --> 00:08:05,517 Every little girl gotta grow up, CJ. 212 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:07,310 With a boy. 213 00:08:07,413 --> 00:08:10,551 And every little boy gotta die, CJ. 214 00:08:10,655 --> 00:08:11,793 I don't wanna kill him. 215 00:08:11,896 --> 00:08:13,482 You don't have to kill him. 216 00:08:13,586 --> 00:08:15,482 All you gotta do is tie him and lock him in the trunk 217 00:08:15,586 --> 00:08:18,724 till the dance is over. 218 00:08:18,827 --> 00:08:20,655 See, this is why I wanted to talk to Aunt Ella. 219 00:08:20,758 --> 00:08:22,689 See, 'cause she could just walk me through it, 220 00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:23,896 'cause she's already been through it 221 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,034 with me and with Calvin. 222 00:08:26,137 --> 00:08:29,068 Hey, why you keep talking like I wasn't there? 223 00:08:29,172 --> 00:08:29,965 Huh? 224 00:08:30,068 --> 00:08:32,758 Hey, I'm the one that raised you. 225 00:08:32,862 --> 00:08:34,482 I'm the one that made you a man. 226 00:08:34,586 --> 00:08:36,379 You and Calvin, I made you a man. 227 00:08:36,482 --> 00:08:37,551 I put the fear of God in you. 228 00:08:37,655 --> 00:08:39,137 I put the fear of God in Calvin. 229 00:08:39,241 --> 00:08:40,896 And I'm gonna put the fear of God in that little boy. 230 00:08:43,896 --> 00:08:44,896 You gonna do it with me? 231 00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:49,482 Can I help, please? 232 00:08:49,586 --> 00:08:50,655 Yeah, let's do it. 233 00:08:50,758 --> 00:08:51,448 That's what I thought. 234 00:09:00,413 --> 00:09:02,344 What the hell? 235 00:09:02,448 --> 00:09:04,931 What the hell they doing in here? 236 00:09:05,034 --> 00:09:06,931 Oh, this is ridiculous. 237 00:09:07,034 --> 00:09:16,655 [inaudible] Y'all could use some bread. 238 00:09:16,758 --> 00:09:17,655 CJ! 239 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,620 You get out here right now. 240 00:09:20,724 --> 00:09:22,137 What the hell is all this? 241 00:09:22,241 --> 00:09:24,931 Come on, the twins are upstairs sleeping. 242 00:09:25,034 --> 00:09:25,793 The babies sleep? 243 00:09:25,896 --> 00:09:27,310 Yeah, they sleeping. Come on. 244 00:09:27,413 --> 00:09:28,896 You got the little babies up there sleeping? 245 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,172 I don't care about those doggone twins! 246 00:09:31,275 --> 00:09:32,655 Get your hands off. 247 00:09:32,758 --> 00:09:33,448 Is he here yet? 248 00:09:33,551 --> 00:09:35,172 No, it's 8:30. 249 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:35,965 Oh. 250 00:09:36,068 --> 00:09:36,758 Good. 251 00:09:36,862 --> 00:09:37,620 I'm just in time. 252 00:09:37,724 --> 00:09:39,482 Yeah. 253 00:09:39,586 --> 00:09:41,034 You ready to play good cop, bad cop? 254 00:09:41,137 --> 00:09:44,310 No, let's play-- let's play bad cop, bad cop. 255 00:09:44,413 --> 00:09:45,206 Let's do it! 256 00:09:45,310 --> 00:09:46,482 uh, uh! 257 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,620 - I got some stuff. - What you got? 258 00:09:47,724 --> 00:09:48,448 What you got? 259 00:09:48,551 --> 00:09:49,448 What you got there? 260 00:09:49,551 --> 00:09:51,793 I got the bat. 261 00:09:51,896 --> 00:09:52,724 Yeah, OK. 262 00:09:52,827 --> 00:09:54,137 And I got the crowbar. 263 00:09:54,241 --> 00:09:55,379 So predictable. 264 00:09:55,482 --> 00:09:56,724 - That's no good? - Amateur. 265 00:09:56,827 --> 00:09:57,517 What you got? 266 00:09:57,620 --> 00:09:58,517 Come on, man. Come on. 267 00:09:58,620 --> 00:09:59,413 Come on. 268 00:09:59,517 --> 00:10:00,551 You gotta do better than that. 269 00:10:00,655 --> 00:10:03,344 You gotta take it back to the-- 270 00:10:03,448 --> 00:10:10,275 Oh, you got the whole kung-fu What else you got? 271 00:10:10,379 --> 00:10:11,103 Get a load of that. 272 00:10:11,206 --> 00:10:11,896 What's that? 273 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,275 [electric crackle] 274 00:10:18,482 --> 00:10:20,379 You can't forget the-- 275 00:10:20,482 --> 00:10:21,172 Yeah. 276 00:10:24,172 --> 00:10:26,620 And wonder tape. 277 00:10:26,724 --> 00:10:27,862 We got plans! 278 00:10:27,965 --> 00:10:28,862 OK. 279 00:10:28,965 --> 00:10:30,034 We gonna scare the mess out of him. 280 00:10:30,137 --> 00:10:31,034 You ready to do this? 281 00:10:31,137 --> 00:10:32,034 Yes, sir! 282 00:10:32,137 --> 00:10:32,827 Let's do it! 283 00:10:36,206 --> 00:10:36,931 He actually-- he coming. 284 00:10:37,034 --> 00:10:37,724 He coming. 285 00:10:37,827 --> 00:10:38,517 I see somebody. 286 00:10:38,620 --> 00:10:39,724 Damn. 287 00:10:39,827 --> 00:10:41,206 OK, here we go. Here we go. 288 00:10:41,310 --> 00:10:41,862 Come on. - OK. 289 00:10:41,965 --> 00:10:42,827 OK. 290 00:10:42,931 --> 00:10:43,620 I'll pitch. 291 00:10:43,724 --> 00:10:44,413 You catch. 292 00:10:47,931 --> 00:10:49,655 Hi, Mr. Payne. 293 00:10:49,758 --> 00:10:50,482 Get on in here! 294 00:10:50,586 --> 00:10:51,896 You gonna get in here! 295 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,827 You gonna get in here! 296 00:10:53,931 --> 00:10:56,586 What's up, fool? 297 00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:59,896 Don't you hear him talking to you? 298 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,413 What's your name? 299 00:11:01,517 --> 00:11:02,551 It's Jeremy. 300 00:11:02,655 --> 00:11:03,551 The hell! 301 00:11:03,655 --> 00:11:06,137 You answer when you're spoken to! 302 00:11:06,241 --> 00:11:06,931 You confused? 303 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:07,896 You sound confused. 304 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,482 You don't know what your name is? 305 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:10,517 What's your name? 306 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:11,344 It's Jeremy. 307 00:11:11,448 --> 00:11:14,000 You already said that! 308 00:11:14,103 --> 00:11:16,655 That's my name. 309 00:11:16,758 --> 00:11:17,620 You smoking? 310 00:11:17,724 --> 00:11:20,517 No, sir. 311 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:21,724 You drink? 312 00:11:21,827 --> 00:11:22,517 No, sir. 313 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:23,655 You smell like-- 314 00:11:23,758 --> 00:11:24,793 smell like you been drinking! - No, sir. 315 00:11:24,896 --> 00:11:26,172 You need to change the tone of your voice! 316 00:11:30,379 --> 00:11:32,310 What your parents do for a living? 317 00:11:32,413 --> 00:11:34,551 My mom's a surgeon, and my dad's a karate instructor. 318 00:11:34,655 --> 00:11:36,000 Oh, you know karate? 319 00:11:36,103 --> 00:11:37,241 We supposed to be scared? 320 00:11:37,344 --> 00:11:39,103 Yeah, ain't nobody scared 'cause you know karate. 321 00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:43,517 How old you think he is, CJ? 322 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:44,724 How old are you? 323 00:11:44,827 --> 00:11:45,793 13. 324 00:11:45,896 --> 00:11:47,034 13? 325 00:11:47,137 --> 00:11:48,931 Did you say 13? 326 00:11:49,034 --> 00:11:50,827 Boy, look 30. 327 00:11:50,931 --> 00:11:52,413 I put him at 35, 40. 328 00:11:52,517 --> 00:11:53,482 30, 35, right? 329 00:11:53,586 --> 00:11:54,758 35, 40? - Least 35. 330 00:11:54,862 --> 00:11:56,172 Yeah. 331 00:11:56,275 --> 00:11:57,344 Yeah, we gonna go with 30, boy. CURTIS: You look familiar. 332 00:11:57,448 --> 00:11:58,310 Look 333 00:11:58,413 --> 00:11:59,620 He went to school with Calvin. 334 00:11:59,724 --> 00:12:01,034 That's where I seen him from! 335 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,379 This boy went to school. 336 00:12:02,482 --> 00:12:03,448 He was at the graduation. 337 00:12:03,551 --> 00:12:04,689 I saw him! 338 00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:07,655 How girls you had at school with Calvin? 339 00:12:07,758 --> 00:12:08,827 Who's Calvin? 340 00:12:08,931 --> 00:12:12,310 Don't act like you don't know nobody! 341 00:12:12,413 --> 00:12:14,448 Do you asked Jazmine to the dance, huh? 342 00:12:14,551 --> 00:12:16,000 And you think I'm supposed to just let you take 343 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,413 my little baby to the dance? 344 00:12:17,517 --> 00:12:18,206 Yes, sir. 345 00:12:23,862 --> 00:12:25,344 You think Jazzy is cute? 346 00:12:25,448 --> 00:12:26,379 Yes, sir. 347 00:12:26,482 --> 00:12:27,413 You been looking at her like that? 348 00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:28,689 No, sir, no, sir! 349 00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:34,620 What's your mama's name? 350 00:12:34,724 --> 00:12:35,413 Beverly. 351 00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:36,206 Beverly? 352 00:12:40,137 --> 00:12:43,896 Oh no, Jazz is not going to no dance with him! 353 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,517 Beverly? 354 00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:46,965 Hey, you live on Ponce? 355 00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:47,758 No, sir. 356 00:12:47,862 --> 00:12:48,551 We moved. 357 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,310 Maybe this a bad idea. 358 00:12:52,413 --> 00:12:53,793 A bad idea? 359 00:12:53,896 --> 00:12:54,758 Where you think you going? 360 00:12:54,862 --> 00:12:56,206 You ain't going nowhere! 361 00:13:01,275 --> 00:13:03,586 [sobbing] 362 00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:09,206 Are you crying? 363 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:10,482 Are you crying? 364 00:13:10,586 --> 00:13:14,275 Man, there's no crying in asking a girl to a dance. 365 00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:16,965 No crying! 366 00:13:17,068 --> 00:13:17,931 Son, stop. 367 00:13:18,034 --> 00:13:18,862 Stop crying. 368 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:27,206 Now, I just want to make sure that if I let 369 00:13:27,310 --> 00:13:30,413 my daughter go with you and your mother to that dance, then 370 00:13:30,517 --> 00:13:31,827 she'll be safe. 371 00:13:31,931 --> 00:13:35,620 Now, one day, when you have children of your own, 372 00:13:35,724 --> 00:13:37,724 you'll understand why. 373 00:13:37,827 --> 00:13:38,517 Yes, sir. 374 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:39,413 I understand. 375 00:13:39,517 --> 00:13:40,448 You understand? 376 00:13:40,551 --> 00:13:41,517 What, you planning on having kids? 377 00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,862 No, sir! 378 00:13:43,965 --> 00:13:44,862 - You got kids? - No, sir. 379 00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:45,655 None. 380 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:52,137 [inaudible] 381 00:13:52,241 --> 00:13:54,793 Now, you look-- 382 00:13:54,896 --> 00:13:56,827 you look like a good kid. 383 00:13:56,931 --> 00:13:58,275 You look like. 384 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:02,517 just wanna make sure that you have Jazmine back here by 9:00 385 00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:03,862 untouched. 386 00:14:03,965 --> 00:14:04,896 You understand what that means? 387 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:05,689 Yes, sir. 388 00:14:05,793 --> 00:14:07,206 Yes, sir. 389 00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:08,310 You know what "untouched" means? 390 00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:10,965 Yes, sir. 391 00:14:11,068 --> 00:14:12,551 That's what we don't you to do. 392 00:14:12,655 --> 00:14:13,862 - That's right. - This, no. 393 00:14:13,965 --> 00:14:14,655 This, OK. 394 00:14:14,758 --> 00:14:17,000 This, no. 395 00:14:17,103 --> 00:14:18,448 You understand? 396 00:14:18,551 --> 00:14:21,344 Yes, sir, yes, sir! 397 00:14:21,448 --> 00:14:23,793 [sniffing] 398 00:14:25,379 --> 00:14:28,655 Boy, what is the name of that cologne you wearing? 399 00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:30,379 CJ, that's not cologne. 400 00:14:37,413 --> 00:14:38,172 Oh, come on, baby. 401 00:14:38,275 --> 00:14:39,689 She's getting dressed. No. 402 00:14:39,793 --> 00:14:40,896 Let me get that. 403 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,965 Yeah, I'll-- I'll take some pictures for you. 404 00:14:43,068 --> 00:14:44,241 OK? - That Janine? 405 00:14:44,344 --> 00:14:45,344 CJ: Yeah. 406 00:14:45,448 --> 00:14:46,551 - Tell her I said hey. - Unc said, "hey." 407 00:14:46,655 --> 00:14:47,758 Hey, tell her to bring me something back. 408 00:14:47,862 --> 00:14:49,068 He said "bring him back something." 409 00:14:49,172 --> 00:14:49,862 All right. 410 00:14:49,965 --> 00:14:51,034 OK, baby? 411 00:14:51,137 --> 00:14:52,241 I'll talk to you later. 412 00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:53,413 You ain't tell her what I wanted. 413 00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:54,448 OK, what you want? 414 00:14:54,551 --> 00:14:55,551 Tell her to bring me back some steaks. 415 00:14:55,655 --> 00:14:57,103 Unc said, "bring him back a steak." 416 00:14:57,206 --> 00:14:57,896 All right, baby. 417 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,517 Or two. 418 00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:00,689 "Or two." All right. 419 00:15:00,793 --> 00:15:01,482 Love you. 420 00:15:01,586 --> 00:15:03,482 All right. 421 00:15:03,586 --> 00:15:04,620 OK. - Here we go. 422 00:15:04,724 --> 00:15:05,827 Here we go. Here we go again. 423 00:15:05,931 --> 00:15:09,137 Gonna have some fun. 424 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,586 But we gotta play pitch, catch. 425 00:15:10,689 --> 00:15:11,620 No. 426 00:15:11,724 --> 00:15:14,137 Come on, I wanna play pitch, catch! 427 00:15:14,241 --> 00:15:15,068 One more time. 428 00:15:15,172 --> 00:15:16,758 Oh yeah, here he is! 429 00:15:16,862 --> 00:15:17,551 You ready? 430 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:18,344 Yeah. 431 00:15:21,551 --> 00:15:22,620 Hey, Mr. Payne. 432 00:15:22,724 --> 00:15:25,000 You, you gonna get in here! 433 00:15:25,103 --> 00:15:26,793 Get on in here! 434 00:15:26,896 --> 00:15:29,379 Get in here! 435 00:15:29,482 --> 00:15:31,827 Is this how you always greet people? 436 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:32,620 Yes. 437 00:15:35,758 --> 00:15:36,758 Is Jazmine ready? 438 00:15:36,862 --> 00:15:39,482 Yes, I believe she is. 439 00:15:39,586 --> 00:15:41,275 Let me call her down. 440 00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:43,758 [WHISPERING]: Jazmine? 441 00:15:43,862 --> 00:15:45,724 Jazmine, Jeremy's here. 442 00:15:45,827 --> 00:15:46,931 She'll be right down. 443 00:15:49,793 --> 00:15:50,793 You look nice. 444 00:15:50,896 --> 00:15:51,758 You do look spiffy, though. 445 00:15:51,862 --> 00:15:53,620 Yeah, I like that. 446 00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:56,379 You know, nice, but conservative. 447 00:15:56,482 --> 00:15:57,655 Thank you. 448 00:15:57,758 --> 00:15:59,034 That's a nice haircut you've got too. 449 00:15:59,137 --> 00:16:00,275 Kind of a smooth guy. 450 00:16:00,379 --> 00:16:02,793 You sure you ain't got some other girlfriends? 451 00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:03,793 No. 452 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,379 Jazmine! 453 00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:06,206 Come on down. 454 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:07,000 Jeremy's here. 455 00:16:09,896 --> 00:16:10,931 There she is! 456 00:16:11,034 --> 00:16:14,241 Look at my princess, looking all beautiful. 457 00:16:14,344 --> 00:16:16,655 Look just like your mother. 458 00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,068 Stand like a gentleman! 459 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:22,793 Hey, Jeremy. 460 00:16:22,896 --> 00:16:23,689 Hey, Jazmine. 461 00:16:23,793 --> 00:16:24,724 Hey! 462 00:16:24,827 --> 00:16:25,931 See, that's what I'm talking about. 463 00:16:26,034 --> 00:16:27,413 That right there, that's what I'm talking about. 464 00:16:27,517 --> 00:16:29,172 That's what I'm talking about. 465 00:16:29,275 --> 00:16:30,034 We said no touching. 466 00:16:30,137 --> 00:16:31,137 We said no touching! 467 00:16:33,896 --> 00:16:34,793 Don't make me do that. 468 00:16:34,896 --> 00:16:35,586 Relax. 469 00:16:35,689 --> 00:16:38,103 Don't make me do that, OK? 470 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,000 Good touch, bad touch! 471 00:16:40,103 --> 00:16:41,206 Uncle Curtis! 472 00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:42,137 Would you guys please relax? 473 00:16:42,241 --> 00:16:44,448 You are embarrassing me. 474 00:16:44,551 --> 00:16:46,344 Look at my little girl all grown up. 475 00:16:46,448 --> 00:16:47,344 You know what? 476 00:16:47,448 --> 00:16:48,379 Let me get a picture for your mama. 477 00:16:48,482 --> 00:16:49,896 Come on. Y'all go ahead. 478 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,275 Get over there with your friend. 479 00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:52,275 - Let's take a picture. - Come on, Jeremy. 480 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:53,241 You ready? 481 00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:54,310 Come on, Jeremy. Look at that. 482 00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:55,241 See that? 483 00:16:55,344 --> 00:16:58,344 You follow rules so good, Jeremy. 484 00:16:58,448 --> 00:16:59,586 Yeah, there you go. 485 00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:00,413 Let me see. 486 00:17:00,517 --> 00:17:01,275 CJ: Yeah, look at that. 487 00:17:01,379 --> 00:17:02,793 Look at it. 488 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:05,275 Got a Nice one. 489 00:17:05,379 --> 00:17:06,379 Got a nice one. 490 00:17:06,482 --> 00:17:07,172 Want her back by 9:00. 491 00:17:07,275 --> 00:17:08,620 You heard me? 492 00:17:08,724 --> 00:17:09,896 I said 9:00. - Yes, sir! 493 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:10,689 Didn't I say 9:00? 494 00:17:10,793 --> 00:17:11,482 Yes, sir. 495 00:17:11,586 --> 00:17:12,344 What time did I say? 496 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,206 9:00. 497 00:17:14,310 --> 00:17:15,551 You're all grown up. 498 00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:16,482 Now, listen. 499 00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:17,551 You got your cell phone on you? 500 00:17:17,655 --> 00:17:18,827 Yes. 501 00:17:18,931 --> 00:17:20,206 OK, 'cause you know I'm gonna be calling you now. 502 00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:21,413 I know, dad. 503 00:17:21,517 --> 00:17:23,068 All right, 'cause I just want you to know that-- 504 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:26,206 Dad, you guys raised me well, and I won't disappoint you. 505 00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:27,379 OK. 506 00:17:27,482 --> 00:17:30,241 Now, listen, you ain't raised yet, OK? 507 00:17:30,344 --> 00:17:31,241 OK. 508 00:17:31,344 --> 00:17:32,103 All right. 509 00:17:32,206 --> 00:17:33,724 Love you, Dad. 510 00:17:33,827 --> 00:17:36,482 No touching. 511 00:17:36,586 --> 00:17:37,448 You better do none of that. 512 00:17:43,655 --> 00:17:45,551 Oh, you just gonna leave like that? 513 00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:48,551 You just gonna walk in front of a lady like that? 514 00:17:48,655 --> 00:17:49,517 You got no respect! 515 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,827 But we taught you so well. 516 00:17:55,931 --> 00:17:59,793 Thought we were doing-- relax, relax. 517 00:17:59,896 --> 00:18:01,000 I'm gonna show you how to do it. 518 00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:01,827 This is the last time. 519 00:18:01,931 --> 00:18:02,827 I'm ain't showing you again. 520 00:18:02,931 --> 00:18:04,586 You heard me? 521 00:18:04,689 --> 00:18:05,793 You open the door for the lady. 522 00:18:05,896 --> 00:18:08,482 You say, "madam." 523 00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:11,034 Now you do it. 524 00:18:11,137 --> 00:18:11,827 Madam. 525 00:18:11,931 --> 00:18:14,310 Use your other hand! 526 00:18:14,413 --> 00:18:15,310 Madam. 527 00:18:15,413 --> 00:18:18,206 You know that's the wrong hand! 528 00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:19,000 Madam? 529 00:18:31,517 --> 00:18:32,827 What time you supposed to be back? 530 00:18:32,931 --> 00:18:33,862 - 9:00. - Uh-huh. 531 00:18:33,965 --> 00:18:35,000 And what? What else? 532 00:18:35,103 --> 00:18:35,965 I can't hear you? 533 00:18:36,068 --> 00:18:37,448 No touching? 534 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:38,241 You're a smart boy. 535 00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:44,517 Why you moving so fast? 536 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:47,034 Why you moving so fast? 537 00:18:47,137 --> 00:18:48,620 [honking] 538 00:18:48,724 --> 00:18:51,310 Bye, have a good night, Miss Jones. 539 00:18:51,413 --> 00:18:52,137 That's Beverly. 540 00:18:52,241 --> 00:18:53,482 That is Beverly. 541 00:18:53,586 --> 00:18:54,965 That is Beverly. 542 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:55,758 Beverly. 543 00:18:55,862 --> 00:18:57,379 That's Beverly. 544 00:18:57,482 --> 00:18:58,275 That's Beverly's son! 545 00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:02,896 That might be your son. 546 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,413 You shut your mouth! 547 00:19:04,517 --> 00:19:05,896 You shut your mouth! 548 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,344 You might be his daddy. 549 00:19:07,448 --> 00:19:08,758 Good touch, bad touch! 550 00:19:10,586 --> 00:19:13,241 [theme music] 34160

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