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[chatter]

Don't push, Floyd.

Don't push.

Come on.

Woo!

Come on.

[inaudible] Look at the set.

Look at it!

Oh my God.

Oh, I love this show!

Me too, man.

Hey, CJ.

See, I told you.

All you gotta do is a fire inspection and bam,

we got tickets!

This is [inaudible].

We're not supposed to be here.

This is nice!

Was that [inaudible]?

Oh, oh, wait.

No, no, y'all in the wrong seats.

Y'all got to move.

No, the fire commissioner's here.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, this is fire commissioner.

Get your big ah right out the seats.

Don't say that.

Don't talk to 'em like that.

They always act like they in somebody else seat, though.

Don't talk to 'em like that. Don't talk to 'em like that.

They can't help it. - Yeah, you right.

You right.

Hey, Colonel.

What's happening?

What you frowning for?

Ooh, is this yours?

Is this yours?

What the hell?

What the hell that mean?

Did she leave-- hey, you left your honeybuns and stuff!

Good catch.

But don't nobody ever [inaudible]

Good meeting you, Colonel.

Is that really you?

Yeah?

11 herbs.

Look here.

And spices.

I bet you anything James is gonna get thrown off today.

Oh, no, no, no. It's gonna be Angela.

Why?

Because she got asthma, high blood

pressure, and a sweet tooth.

-

Oh! A woman after my own heart.

Boy, I tell you a donut is cheaper than a ring.

I hope you got good health insurance!

Hold on, Curtis.

Don't you think that's a little inappropriate?

No.

But you interrupting me is.

So be quiet. 'Cause Mo coming on.

Where you at, Mo?

Please welcome your host of "Painfully Fit," Mo Pex.

Hey, what's up?

My name is Mo Pex, and these are my pecs.

Welcome to "Painfully Fit."

Are you ready to go?

[theme music]

All right, guys.

I hope you're good to go, because we have

a dumbbell challenge today, and I hope you

have your fat burning shoes on.

Big Mo!

All right, check it out.

The team with the most reps wins the Painfully Fit meal plan.

Food?

the prize is food?

The prize is food?

Oh, come on!

Where the money at?

-

Uncle Curtis, man, you gonna get us kicked out of here.

Ready? Go.

Come on, push!

Come on, lift, lift!

Don't look at me.

You work!

Come on, you can do this!

Don't cry, baby.

You got this. Come on, go!

Work.

Vote Angela off!

No, no.

Come on, man.

That's it, Angela, baby.

I'm waiting on you with some barbecue kisses!

Come on, go.

Work!

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Come on, you're struggling five pound dumbbells?

Brian, you cry like a bitch!

Hey, you, in the audience, what's your name?

You hear him calling you.

Answer him.

Oh, no, no.

I'm talking to you.

You ain't gonna say nothing?

He won't talk, Mo.

Hey, no, you, in the salmon colored shirt.

Is he talking about--

You're talking about little old me?

What's happening?

I'm Curtis T Payne.

And the T stands for triplex!

Well, I'm Crazy Mo Pex, and I want you

to come down here right now.

Who, me?

You don't know who you're dealing with.

Guess he don't!

You see, he's trying to get me to say

"excuse me" or something.

What's up.

I'm glad you're laughing.

It-- it seems like you're having a good time up there.

I am loving it!

Me and my wife, wee never miss an episode, man.

And just she was busy, so she couldn't come.

Ella, hey, baby.

We're [inaudible].

You know what I get--

[speaking gibberish]

I can't wait for the weigh-in!

That's the one I like.

Yo, Curtis, man, my contestants

can't concentrate with all that noise you're making.

No, your contestants can't concentrate because they

arteries are clogged!

Come on, James.

Don't be like that, James.

Don't be like that.

That's why nobody like you, James.

Do you think you're In better shape than these contestants?

Yeah, of course I am.

What you talking about?

Please.

You could cut my feet off, and I'll still run

circles around these jokers.

Well, I got something really good for you.

Today, we're picking one lucky audience member

to be a contestant on our show.

That is so cool.

Who you gonna get?

You gonna get that guy sitting next to me,

that got tater tots falling out his pocket?

And he's eating 'em.

I kinda had somebody else in mind.

Oh.

You talking about the lady in front

that smell like salted butter!

[sniffing]

No No, man.

I'm talking about you, Curtis!

Me?

Yeah, you.

I mean, I would, but I don't work for food.

I ain't like them.

I bet you'd work for a $100,000 prize.

I have to pray about it first.

Yeah!

Welcome to "Painfully Fit," my man.

Lemon juice.

Yeah, spicy.

Mhm, a little bit of salt, just a little bit.

What's her name?

Huh?

What's her name?

You're cooking.

And the only reason for that is a girl.

You know what?

You are smarter than you look, Miss Ella.

Careful.

OK.

Well, you're right.

There is a special girl in my life.

OK, DeShawn.

Listen, baby.

Well, I think it's just a little too soon

for you to be dating just yet.

Oh, no, no, no.

We're not dating.

She's just someone I care about.

So I wanted to do something special for her.

That's right. Do something special for her.

OK, so what are you making for her?

Making meat-- loaf.

DeShawn, pick this meat up.

OK.

Listen, honey, if you want to do

something nice for a girl, honey,

just do something personal, from you.

Right, personal.

So I can get her name tatted across from my, like bam!

You wanna do something that says, "I took the time

to get to know what you like."

Well, I figured she'd like whatever I

gave her because it's from me.

Curtis told you that, didn't he?

This was not a situation to discuss with Mr. C, was it?

At all.

No, trust me.

Try me on this one, OK?

All right, DeShawn, get that meat up.

OK, baby.

Tell me about this girl.

What's she like?

Well, she's pretty.

She's nice.

She's sweet.

OK, well, DeShawn, what kinds of things does she like?

She likes dancing, singing, God.

- Oh. - Church.

Hey.

And the Lord.

The Lord?

Jesus.

Hallelujah!

Art.

Well, she sounds like a sweet girl.

Get this meat up.

OK.

And DeShawn, listen.

Listen to me, OK?

And whatever you do, throw that meat out.

OK.

It can go in the microwave, eat lunch.

ELLA: DeShawn!

Uh, I mistaked the microwave for the trash can.

Honest mistake, honest mistake!

ELLA: Get that mop, and get that meat up!

Mopping?

I don't know how to do all that.

All right, let's check out Ronald's results.

All right, Ronald.

You lost a total of two pounds this week.

[applause]

Let's check out Athena's results.

Athena, you lost five pounds this week,

bringing the blue team's total to seven pounds.

Good job.

All right, red team.

Boo!

You're up.

Come on, come on.

Come on, let's do it.

Let's do it.

Here you go.

This is weigh-in, not tap dancing.

All right.

Angela, you lost one pound this week.

One pound?

[applause]

Woohoo!

Way to go, baby!

All right, let's check out Curtis's results.

Think skinny, Unc!

Ain't that much damn thinking in the world.

Yo, Curtis, you lost five pounds this week, man.

Yeah, Unc!

Burning calories like fire!

Baby, baby!

Woohoo!

Good job, Angela.

You lost one pound, girl!

I'm popping bottles for you, baby.

Nah, nah, Floyd.

You can't bring alcohol in here.

Alcohol?

I ain't talking about no alcohol.

I'm talking about hot sauce, dude.

You ought to see what she does to a chimichanga.

It's sinful.

Shut the hell up!

You know, I really--

I would like to thank all the little people, though obviously

they're not here today.

But hey, this is what we do.

In your face!

In your face!

In your face!

In your face!

Later.

You know, Curtis, when I watched the video,

I thought you were gonna be a slacker,

but you really impressed me.

I'm proud of you.

Thanks, Mo.

[applause]

Come on, guys.

Push, push.

Push for your team.

Come on, push.

Push like you pushed those donuts in your mouth

this morning.

Come on, go, go!

Come on, lift, lift.

Come on, you got enough arm.

Come on, get it up, get it up.

You got this. Come on, come on.

Come on, faster.

Move, come on.

Come on. You're not walking.

You're not doing yoga.

Come on, move.

Push, work hard.

Come on.

Come on, guys.

You gotta go harder.

You gotta go harder.

You gotta dig.

You gotta get in it.

Come on.

Focus, focus.

Is it too hard for you, Angela?

I know you can do this.

Are you a quitter?

I guess I am.

Come on. Push, push.

No, you're not.

Curtis, this is your team.

You're the leader.

You have to push them.

Come on.

Let's go, get to work.

This is insanity!

Come on, y'all.

Work, work, work.

Come on, Angela.

Think about the money.

I don't care about the money.

I can't do this.

Just put one foot in front of the other.

That's all.

No, I can't do this anymore.

My foot's stuck in this treadmill.

Oh, come on now.

Come on, that's just an excuse.

Come on, you got it.

No, I can't do it.

Yes, you can do it, Angela.

No matter how hard I try, I just

can't lose this weight, Curtis.

Well, you got to try your best.

Well, it's hard to try your best when everyone keeps saying

that you doing the worst.

Look, the only one that thinks that you doing bad is you.

OK, look, well, and me, and the three million people watching.

But forget about those people, OK?

You are on my team, OK?

And there are no quitters on my team!

Now, now, now, this is nothing but winners here.

You repeat after me.

"I can do this!"

I'll do it if you give me a cookie.

Dude!

I wanna hit you with this water bottle.

Now, you come on.

You got to, Angela.

Come on.

Say, "I can do this."

I can do this.

Yes, You can.

Come on.

I can do this!

I can do this.

You need to change your attitude, OK?

Say it, "I can do this."

I can do this.

I can do this.

I can do this.

I know you can, and I know you will.

Because you have a team that will

lift your legs when you fall and encourage you to get up.

OK, repeat after me.

"I can do this."

I can do this.

"Teamwork makes dreams work."

Teamwork makes dreams work.

Say it loud!

"Teamwork makes dreams work!"

Teamwork makes dreams work.

Everybody say it.

You say it, James.

"Teamwork makes dreams work."

Teamwork makes dreams work!

"Teamwork makes dreams work."

Teamwork makes dreams work.

You say it.

Teamwork makes dreams work.

Teamwork!

What are you doing?

You ain't even on my team.

Teamwork makes dreams work!

Teamwork makes dreams work.

Push it, push it, push it!

That's what I'm talking about, red team.

Push it out!

All right, great job today, everyone.

Give yourselves a round of applause and a pat on the back.

Hell, gives yourselves a hug for all I care.

If you can.

OK, red team, since you guys lost

the least amount of weight, you have to vote someone off.

It pains me to do this, but because you lost

the least amount of weight this week, we have to vote you off,

Angela.

I'm sorry, honey.

[applause]

Angela, do you have anything to say?

I didn't have any confidence before joining this team,

but I know now that as long as I believe in myself,

I can lose this weight.

Yeah.

Good luck, Angela.

Good luck.

Thank you, Curtis.

Thank you.

Angela, Angela, Angela!

[applause]

Oh, this is nice.

Oh.

Yeah, Miss Ella.

Um, I got flowers, candy.

And I even baked some cupcakes.

DeShawn, this is so nice.

Your little friend is gonna love this.

What time does the little honey get here?

She's already here.

Oh, well, why haven't you invited her in?

Child, I know that little broad is not back in your room.

No, Miss Ella.

She's you.

She's me?

I'm-- I'm your little broad?

When I said I wanted to surprise someone special,

I was referring to you.

DeShawn, this is for me?

A scrapbook.

Baby, you did--

The pictures are in a timeline.

They start from the day I joined the help center to the day

you became my foster mother.

I left all the prison stuff out because I

thought it'd be inappropriate.

Oh, DeShawn, you did not have to do this.

Miss Ella, you do a lot for me.

You feed me.

You help me with my homework.

You yell at me when I leave the toilet seat up.

Yeah, baby.

Women don't like that, honey.

You even gave me a place to live when I had nowhere to go.

I just wanted to show you how much I appreciate you.

I love you, Miss Ella.

Oh, DeShawn, I love you too, baby.

Thank you.

And I got one more surprise for you!

One more surprise for me.

Made you dinner!

Made me dinner.

All right, you ready?

Are you ready?

Bam!

DeShawn, is this that meatloaf that fell on the floor

yesterday?

Uh it-- it's the inside of the meat loaf.

What I did is I went inside and cut.

I'm gonna eat it, because you made it.

Because I'm so special.

But you have to do something for me.

What? What you need?

One more thing.

OK.

You eat it first.

- Huh? - Try it.

You eat some of it first.

Mr. C, you call me?

No, he didn't call you.

He's not even here.

Come on, eat some first.

Come on.

- But wait, I made it for you. - It doesn't matter.

I know. I wanna share it with you.

Special, though.

But see, I love you more than you

could ever imagine loving me.

Really, I do.

- But see, here's the thing. - Eat it.

- It's a special. - Cut it.

Cut. Obey.

Cut.

Hey, Mr. C and them are back.

No, no, no, no,no.

Eat up.

Are you serious?

You're so special.

-

Can you just ground me?

Great job today, everyone.

I'm really, really proud of you.

All right.

Athena, you lost six pounds this week,

which brings the blue team's total weight loss to 72 pounds.

Congratulations.

Good job.

Red team, you guys lost the least amount of weight

this week, which means you have to vote someone off.

OK, we gotta huddle.

We're gonna go huddle. - All right, do it.

Come on, y'all.

Let's huddle!

Man.

What?

We hated the second that you joined our team,

but you pushed us hard, and you worked out even harder.

But since you lost the least amount of weight this week,

we have to vote you off, Curtis.

[booing]

Well, maybe I'm not gonna walk away with 100,000.

Hell, I'm not even gonna walk away with 50,000.

But I'm gonna walk away with a newfound respect for each

and every one of y'all.

Except James.

Hey, watch it.

Whatcha gonna do, James?

Let's do it right here.

Look, I know this is a struggle, but I

know each and every one of you are gonna reach your goal.

So good luck, everybody!

Can I talk to you for a second before you leave?

Yeah, sure.

You really showed your true colors during the team leader

challenge.

You pushed your selfishness aside

for the better of the team.

I'm really proud of you.

Mean you gonna give me some money?

OK.

OK.

Thanks, Mo.

Proud of you too, Uncle Curtis!

That's my nephew.

Scissor!

I don't know him.

Athena, Look it, baby!

I got a two piece bikini and a two piece

and a biscuit waiting on you, baby.

Next time, I won't dry it.

[theme music]