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Woo.

Man, I hate packing.

Dude, you accumulated a lot of stuff in 25 years.

I know you ain't gonna give away these, bro.

These are classic.

Take them things off, you look like a fly.

Oh, I bet you didn't say that when you wore them.

When I was wearing them, I was fly.

Floyd: Unh.

What's his name?

Bootsy!

Dude, man, that's crazy.

You're talking about memories, man, I cannot believe that

you and Ella are really moving.

You can believe it.

We are leaving like your hairline.

That means you would've been gone.

Yeah, man, this is crazy.

Dude, whose are these?

Whose do you think they are?

They're mine.

What?

I was 19.

You mean 19 months?

Look at these, bro, you can't put a thigh in these now.

I bet I can put them around your neck.

I know it's gotta be some cash probably in here in the--

Oh trust me, I done checked all the pockets in them.

What the hell is that?

Is this what I think it is?

How did that get away?

Oh, the chronic.

1976.

Good year.

Oh my goodness, that was back in the day.

Woo!

Boy, you know I was running wild back then, baby.

Yeah, you was. Yeah, you was.

Oh my god, I remember back then.

I remember this one time I was--

You gonna tell me?

No

Well, what we gonna do with it, man?

What do you mean, what are we going to do?

We're going to get rid of it.

Come on dude, are you serious?

Yeah, I'm serious.

Look, this stuff is so old.

Cool, I want to light it up.

Yeah, whatever.

But no, man, seriously, are you

going to go ahead and hit this, or are you scared of Ella?

No, I'm not going to hit it.

You're scared of Ella.

Are you using peer pressure on me?

Yeah.

Have you lost your mind?

What?

This is my house, I own everything here.

I'm the king of this castle.

All right, all right.

This is mine, I don't ask nobody to do nothing.

I don't have-- anything you see here is mine.

Speak on it.

I'll do what I want to do with it.

- All right. - You heard?

- All right. - Curtis.

Hmm?

I was giving Floyd back his stuff.

What is that?

That is something for your--

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

Please tell me this is not what I think it is.

Well, I'm just asking what it is.

What is it, Floyd?

She told me not to tell her.

Are you crazy?

We're going to get rid of it.

You need to get rid of it, baby, please.

Let me throw this away.

Uh-uh, uh-uh.

Curtis, get rid of this.

Now baby, I came out here to tell you

that I need to run across town, and I'll

be back late this evening.

But I need that out of this house, Curtis.

OK.

Did you hear that?

What?

She said she's going to be back late,

and she said don't smoke it in the house.

Hm?

So what you gonna do?

You talking about you're going to get your buzz on?

You think we should get our buzz on?

OK, we'll get our buzz on!

I'm going to go get some matches!

Hurry up, man!

Hurry up!

[upbeat music playing]

Baby, hurry up, you're going to be late.

C.J.: I'm coming.

Come on!

Babe-- hey, Daddy.

I see you.

I see you.

Look at you, baby, you look so good.

Yeah, that's just like that.

Oh my goodness, I'm so proud of you, baby.

The board could not have picked a better man for the job.

Well, you know I'm not used to sitting behind a desk all day.

I know.

You know I like excitement.

I like the action!

You will get plenty of action at home.

Since when?

Stop.

You know, it's a big leap from Fire Chief to Commissioner.

It's much more political.

They would not have promoted you if they didn't think

you could do the job, baby.

Well, that's just it, they haven't really

laid out all of the duties.

And I have a big briefing today.

You know, to be honest with you, I'm a little nervous.

I believe in you, OK?

You just need to have a nice little boost of confidence

here.

Yes, boost of confidence, and some breakfast.

Wait, wait.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- I am starving. - Baby, don't eat that.

Please don't eat that.

- No, I've got to eat something. - Baby, don't eat, please.

I don't want-- I don't--

I know how to eat your cooking, girl,

all I need is some ketchup.

That's not what I'm talking about,

I want you to look perfect.

I don't want you to spill anything on your clothes, baby,

please.

I'm not going to spill nothing on my clothes.

C.J., would you just listen to me?

I don't want you to eat right now.

- What, I can't eat? - No, you can't eat.

Give me this.

Please don't eat, please.

- OK. - OK.

Just sit that there, and I'll finish cleaning up over here.

All right.

OK.

C.J.-- OK.

All right, fine, if you're going to-- wait, wait, stop.

Now this right here, this looks good.

I need a little energy to go-- oh.

Just give me some more damn ketchup, that's all I said.

I just need some ketchup.

Come on, Curtis.

Hurry up, man!

Hey, I got it.

We're going all in charge, tonight, baby.

Hey, come on, we're in the back.

We're going.

What the hell?

Sorry for barging in.

It's OK, because you're about to barge out.

No, I need mom to watch him.

Your mom is not here.

OK, well can you watch him?

No, I can't watch him.

No.

Well, Miranda has a job interview,

and I've got to be at work.

Well then take the baby to work with you.

To work?

I had a paper route when I was his age.

Spoiling that baby.

Why can't you watch him?

Because I've got, uh, Bible study.

I mean, I'm cooking.

Exercising.

Damn, I can't do nothing, really.

Aw hell, I'll watch him.

Thank you.

Sit him down.

OK, look, he's got his bottles, he's got his food,

and lots of diapers.

OK, be breezy.

Be burpy.

Thank you.

[door slamming]

I think your daddy just played me.

Yes he did, and I'm going to bust him in his head.

Look at that big man there.

[baby babbling]

Woo, did you just foul one up?

No, I fouled one up.

I had to light it on the stove waiting on you.

But hey, I saved you some.

Do you see my grandbaby?

You put that out.

Look at him, he's just grinning.

Grinning.

[LAUGHING] Grinning!

What's so funny?

That ain't funny to you?

That's funny to me.

[music playing]

Well, this is just terrible, none

of these ideas for the school safety campaign are working.

They're all dull, everyone one of them.

Hey, here's something interesting.

Oh, you got a theme?

No, I've got a picture of me and my 7th grade

girlfriend on My Friends.

Let me see.

Oh, no, no, no.

Whoa, whoa.

Whoa!

How long was she rocking the head gear?

You know what, let's get back to work.

Oh my gosh, and what is that, is that you?

What is that on your head, that hat right

in the middle of the summer?

Roland.

That is my hair.

That's your-- no.

You know, I bet you weren't all that hot at that age.

What makes you say that?

Well, you ain't exactly all that now.

Thanks.

Yo, I was just kidding.

Girl, you know you've got the whole package.

Look, this office has never run so smoothly,

and you make it look good.

Well, judging from the pictures

I just saw, that wasn't very difficult.

You know what I mean.

Yes, I get you, we make a great team.

Yeah, we do.

The files.

This campaign, we've got a whole lot more work to do on it.

How much time do we have?

What's the deadline?

Too soon.

Oh, you know what, I've got a great idea.

We could use one of those.

Oh yeah.

You know what, but we might have to work through dinner tonight.

Roland.

Come on, Roland, really?

Oh, no, I wasn't even thinking like that.

You weren't thinking like that?

You know what, we'll get fluorescent lights.

You'll be on one side of the table,

I'll be on the other side, there'll be a pizza

in the middle between us.

It won't even have to be good pizza.

As tempting as bad pizza and fluorescent lighting sounds,

C.J. Just got promoted, so I really wanted to be

home early for him tonight.

All right, C.J.

Yay.

I understand.

Look, I'll just work on this project all by myself,

and I'll pour over all these files

and stuff myself with bad pizza, and be up till 3:00

in the morning, and--

You're doing too much--

You know I'm scared of the dark, right?

OK, let's see how much we can get done by 5:00, deal?

Deal.

Thank you.

Now, this brilliant idea of yours, what was it?

Getting you to say yes to dinner.

OK, well just for that, you look over these.

Nice.

Turnover.

"Turnover", like you can hoop.

Here, put that with that.

No, it doesn't go on them.

[knocking]

Hi.

C.J.

Am I interrupting?

No, baby, we were just--

we were just going over the school

safety facility for the--

No, it's cool. Come on in.

Campaign?

Campaign.

Hey, I heard about your new job.

Yeah.

Congratulations.

Thanks.

Listen, I--

Oh, before I forget, I might not be

able to make it to lunch today.

That's OK, I've got meetings.

Oh, OK.

The board actually gave me three new departments to run.

That's great, congrats!

That's wonderful.

Who are you going to meet with first?

You.

I'm your new boss.

You are going to be my boss?

They divided up the duties, and you got me.

There must be some sort of mistake.

If there was going to be a change,

my supervisor would have told me so.

That's why I'm here.

I'm telling you so.

Oh.

Do you even know anything about PR?

I'm a quick study, and I'm up for the challenge.

Right, Janine?

Yep, yep, you are.

You're good, but there's a lot to learn about PR too.

Exactly, and our office is running just fine.

Good, then we shouldn't have any problems, right?

Please excuse me.

Bayer.

Yeah, he's really good friends with him.

Yeah.

I'd say he, uh-- he took that pretty well.

Kind of, but you know, he kind of does have a point, C.J.

It might be a little bit more helpful

if you had some PR experience.

Oh yeah.

Whew.

Huh?

I was saying, maybe it would be easier for somebody

who had some PR experience.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

You might be right.

Yeah.

You know, this morning you said I could do anything.

You can.

My baby can do anything.

Oh, and take your feet off of that.

You can.

Anything but run your department.

Come on, C.J., I mean you've got to admit,

this whole thing right here, this-- all of this is just

a little bit awkward, isn't it?

Having me run your department, or having me

around you and Roland?

I thought we were past that.

Me too.

You know, I'm--

I'm trying to figure out why my wife isn't on my side.

I am on your side.

Act like it.

Carry on.

Woo, I didn't know you could get that high.

Yeah, you were pretty high.

No, not me.

I'm talking about I had a dream, Pam Grier on a trampoline.

She was jumping up and down, up and down, up and down.

Floyd, Floyd, Floyd, please, OK?

Don't nobody want to hear about Pam Grier.

I mean, I want to hear about it, but--

all right, have you come down yet?

That's what I want to know.

Yeah, I believe I have, man, because I'm

starting to feel foolish.

As a matter of fact, a little parched too.

I'm going to go get some water.

Hey hey.

Hey, son.

What's up, little man?

Look at my little man, knocked out.

He must be full on all them carrots, huh?

No, not exactly.

Did he have too many strained peas?

Nope.

All he ate was applesauce?

No, actually he didn't have that either.

Oh.

Well, he's not sick, is he?

No, he's not sick.

Oh, Atlanta has the worst traffic in the world.

Hey, baby.

Hi booboo, baby.

Pops said Christian wasn't eating anything.

Do you think something's wrong with him?

No, I didn't say he wouldn't eat anything,

I said he didn't eat anything.

Well, OK, why didn't he eat anything?

What was wrong with his food?

Nothing.

Where is his food?

OK, if Christian did not eat his food

and the food is not in the bag, where's Christian's food?

Who ate his food?

- Floyd. - Floyd.

Hm?

Why would you eat the baby's food?

What?

Allegedly.

We don't know that to be true.

OK, hold on.

Time out.

Here we go.

It's so funny when you think about it.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah, so what happened was--

baby, you know that little thing that we found--

Uh-uh, please tell me you have not been

smoking weed in this house.

Ain't nobody been smoking no weed!

If you don't--

You got high in front of my son?

No, no, ain't nobody get high.

Well, you tell the story then, Ella.

I don't have a story to tell.

You tell the story, then.

He's asleep?

Well then let me tell the story.

Your baby sleeps good.

OK.

We didn't know you was coming, OK?

And we was just about to take a little hit of something

because we found it in the garage,

and it's been in there for 35 years, before you was born.

Right.

And we didn't get to it, and it

was just a horrible idea, OK?

Now.

I mean, watching Floyd just made me realize all it does

is make you paranoid, and sick, and hungry, and get in trouble.

And you're in trouble, baby.

You're in trouble.

I said I didn't do it.

Curtis.

But I thought it was.

Bro, I wouldn't do that in front of your baby.

But I'll tell you, strained peas and peanut butter

mixed together is the bomb.

Love y'all.

Praise the Lord, Ella.

Calvin, now, you know I wouldn't do anything to put

my grandson in harm's way.

You know that, right?

I know, Pop, we're straight.

But I'm going to get home and feed my boy.

All right.

Thank you.

Father of the Year right there.

You're a good father, man.

Be breezy.

I'm proud of you, son.

Shut up, Curtis.

You done put your hands on some weed, huh?

Come on, follow me, Curtis.

I've got some weeds our here by my begonias.

You're growing weed back here?

Oh yeah, I'm growing some weeds.

[knocking]

Yeah.

Glad you're still here.

Can I talk to you about a few things?

Can it wait?

I mean, I'm kind of busy.

It'll only take a moment.

You're the boss.

I don't like this any more than you do.

I doubt that.

C.J., look, can I be honest?

Look, I'm sure you're great Fire Chief,

but you're in over your head.

You don't know anything about PR.

You'd be surprised what I know.

OK.

I'm going to need you to keep your relationship with my wife

strictly professional.

I don't want to have to take this to another level.

Is that a threat?

No, no.

Just one man letting another man know where he stands.

Understand?

Yep.

This is going to be fun.

Fun!

Yeah, seeing if you can handle the pressure.

Yeah, I hope you just don't lose everything.

Only thing I might lose is a PR Director.

[music playing]

That's right, Mr. Weed Man, get them all out of there.

From the root, Curtis.

Roll that up, I bet you know that.

Ha ha, very funny.

Curtis, Curtis, do you hear that?

Curtis, something is going on in this garage.

Somebody's in there.

Curtis.

Baby, there's a lot of stuff in the garage, that's

why we're cleaning it out.

Curtis, there is something big in there.

This is bigger than a rat.

OK, well then hurry up, go get a tire iron so I

can beat the hell out of it.

You can just go over there and see what it is, baby.

Wait, wait.

I was trying to see if those marijuana

jeans had a matching jacket.

Do like I told you, woman.

Go get the tire iron so I can beat the hell out of it!

You'll do all that?

Go on, now!

Did you find anything?

Ding.

[music playing]