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[upbeat music]

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- You go forth on your journey,

lead us into the next century.

I know that you are going out into this world

and we'll give 110%

you are the best and you are the brightest.

We could be looking at the future leaders

of this country,

good rights,

senators,

and scientists,

your monetarians and heads all industry.

A lot of years have passed since that graduation.

In coming out of continuation school,

I had no clue what we were going to do with our lives.

But I knew for sure

that none of us were going to become senators or scientists.

Just ain't going to happen.

Sparky was a wild one, man.

The beauty of Sparky was that you never knew

where he was coming from.

Who took a dump in my mouth?

Sparky would rip off a line of fuck used better than anybody

I ever heard.

(crowd yelling)

Your mother in the fucking house,

you're all fucking dead.

Yeah, fuck it out.

Sorry, I have a fuck.

Shit, Lardo,

he was everything he could have asked for on a friend.

He was funny, he was charming,

had a way with words.

Shit happens.

Did pretty good with the chicks

and always seem to make life of a serious situation.

(crowd yelling)

I'm pleased to tell you the day that I've time led this race

that will not want to rush it for him.

We've begun bombing in five minutes.

(crowd yelling)

Together we were one.

I mean, we had it all.

At least I thought we did.

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In every summer, we'd get a visit from Iris.

Iris.

(sighs)

And once the no one you come into the hut,

(groans)

just coffee in the kitchen.

Hey.

(groans)

And then there was Anne.

(dramatic music)

Johnny boy,

Mr. Talklors,

Mr. Good.

Give me five minutes,

mom, I'm having sex.

Oh, Johnny, stop that.

(mumbles)

What my name is, King.

Girl, in your room, I don't know.

Don't think I'm getting late.

Like we always said,

a little bit of booty never hurt nobody.

Growing up as a kid on the beach was a blast.

I mean, everybody knew everybody.

The surf was always good and every night was a party.

Somebody's parents were always gone for the weekend.

And if that didn't happen,

we'd take it to the Shelvern House.

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(crowd cheering)

But what went down over the next 24 hours

is something I will never forget.

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So check this out.

Every kid has someone they look up to, right?

Whether it's a baseball player, a rock star,

or drives a race car, a hero.

Will it just so happen that my hero,

he lived right down the street.

This guy had the ability to make you feel

like you were walking on water.

(upbeat music)

So, hey.

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20, 25, 45, 50 bucks.

One more payment in his mind.

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Hi.

Hello, morning.

Hi, hello.

I, sorry, it's so early, but this may be a little bit embarrassing,

but we're lost.

Would you happen to know where 1117 Shelburne Lane might be?

I do.

Oh great.

I just wonder if excuse me.

Okay.

(door slams)

Yup, these.

You know what?

They have to graduation, summer's calling.

I like giving your board.

Just pay me when you got the cash.

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This is your board.

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This is, you know, it's your board.

I mean, I made it for you.

So you take care of the board and she'll take care of you.

I'm going.

I'm leaving proud.

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(door closes)

(door closes)

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Hey, Mooney.

Want to come?

I got to work.

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(engine revving)

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[Loud wooshing sound]

[Wind blowing]

[Loud wooshing sound]

[Water running]

[Water running]

[Water running]

[Water running]

[Water running]

[Water running]

[Water running]

[Water running]

Two, two, eight.

[Water running]

[Water running]

[Water running]

Hey JD, how's it going?

Hey Dao.

[Water running]

Surfing huh?

Yeah it was.

[Water running]

Hey, you.

[Water running]

Hey, I found this seaweed with these shells.

It's sparkling sea.

Oh yeah.

And this.

Sea glass.

[Water running]

I'm not really in the mood for an age of study right now.

[Water running]

Hey, and find some food.

[Water running]

[Water running]

[Water running]

Fuck!

[Water running]

Nice.

[Water running]

[Water running]

[Water running]

Wake up, man.

We're out.

[Water running]

[Water running]

[Water running]

[Water running]

Watch your fucking driving asshole.

He's stupid blind.

Fuck her.

[Water running]

The fuck man.

What's up, man?

What are you gonna do?

Huh?

Come on.

Get the fuck back in your car and drive back to your stupid valley and stand in my city.

Fucking vidcher is surfers.

Yeah, you say that and then you drive off, you pussy.

[Water running]

Fuck it, South there.

[Water running]

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- What's up, Kait?

- Get bossa, JD.

- I lost my board, man.

Maybe someone took it.

Took it.

No one takes surfboards around here, Miggle.

- Hey, JD.

Where's your board?

Gone?

I don't know, maybe someone stole it.

- Stole your board?

- Uh-huh.

- Motherfucker.

- Mm.

- I'm here, I am, I don't spend every day working my ass off

at the DMV so you can buy beer, old man.

- I didn't buy it.

JD gave me one.

- What?

- JJ gave him beer.

- No.

- Wish your board.

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- Rise and shine, ladies.

Come on, get up.

- Why are you doing this to me?

- I am.

- You know, in some countries,

there's a considerator torture.

- Listen up, JD, lost his board.

- So?

- So you guys should go help him find it.

- He lost the money?

- Yeah, the money.

- (laughs)

- It's shit, didn't happen.

- It happened.

Seriously, you guys should go help him find it.

- You should help me find the bomb.

- Oh, where is it?

- Dude, why?

- I don't know.

- What do you mean?

- How does it look like this happen?

- Dude, I have no idea.

Moody's gonna kill me.

- I mean, it's just kind of incredible

that your board would just be gone.

- I know.

- Hey, what's going on, guys?

- Spikes.

- Pauline?

- Hey, bro.

- Where's your board, man?

- Dude, my board got pilfered.

- Dude, don't look bad, right?

- I can't fucking believe this shit.

We're fucking hill, all of them.

I mean, they just come

and they just take your fucking boards like it's nothing.

These are our boards, our property, fuck them.

Fuck, all right, I'm here.

Where's the fire?

- Thank you.

Okay, can you fold these please

and then put them outside when you're done?

- Only because I need you in my life.

- Love you.

- So those things, you know, same old together, one day,

we're fucking up next.

Back together again.

- On again, off again, sex one day, no sex the next.

- It's nice to know we have the same problems.

- They're fucking beating heart out of their chest

and show it to them.

- Yeah, I, uh, and I'm not fucking around.

- Yeah.

- That boy's not good for business.

- They just fuck with Sparky and Sparky's gonna fuck him up.

- That's just Sparky.

He breaks it, he buys it.

- All day, 10 this little fucking totem poles there,

fucking face.

- Whoa.

- Hey, JD, where's your board?

- It's gone.

- Hey, JD.

- Hey, Iris, how's your mom?

- She's in Vegas with a new boyfriend.

- Hey, did you look up and down the beach?

- Of course, please, come on.

- Well, wait, maybe the tide took it out, dude.

- How many times do you like to go out?

- You don't like it?

- How many times have I lost my board?

- A lot.

- Yeah, how many times have I swam in to get it?

- As many times as you lost it.

- Right, now how many times was it right there waiting for me?

Yeah, every time.

- Exactly, dude, every time.

Except this fucking time.

- Oh, oh, oh, did anyone hear about Reagan bombing Russia?

- What?

- Reagan, Reagan's bobbing Russia, I heard it on the radio this morning.

- You're that stone that Reagan is talking to you personally

through a radio?

- No, no, I'm not that stone.

I'm that stone.

- Hey, dude, me too.

Let's get more stone.

What am I gonna do, man?

- Fuck, this is a symbol for all that's sacred to our way of life.

- What, is something sacred to your way of life?

- Wake up.

- The surfboard is the most sacred thing our way of life.

It's a, it's a, it's your girlfriend, your car, and your dick.

- All in one.

(laughing)

- Yes, he's like a Mexican Jesus.

- So, Jesus, what do we do?

- We do, we do, whenever we don't know what to do.

- Oh, oh, the light!

(laughing)

- Where are you at the shelter in house again?

And come on, gotta meet some new people

with her in the way over here.

- Oh, God, Iris, please, shut up!

That's good, nice.

- Nice, nice.

- I want to have fun.

- How many do you do? - How many do you do?

- I'm gonna have fun.

- Okay, just gonna be there.

- What do you think?

- J.D.

- Learn 'em, your guys, my smoke, James, Brian.

- What, what is your problem?

- I just, look, I wanna meet some guys

who are into the same things I'm into.

- Iris, boyfriends aren't into poetry painting in the heart.

- Just, who chaps in fun for me.

- Please, please. - Yeah, for you.

- It's easy for you to say, you've got sunshine boy out there.

- Okay, that's not that easy.

- Not, first chance I get, getting out of here,

I'm going to New York and I'm gonna be an artist.

You know, I don't care about being rich or famous, dude.

I just wanna work, keep my edge, your edge.

- Yeah, my edge.

And when I do get a boyfriend,

you'll be into poetry painting in art.

You watch.

- New smash, Iris.

- Boyfriends who are into all that?

- I already have boyfriends in their own.

- Crap.

- I got an idea.

- Really, what?

- Let's flash, Sparky.

- Okay, ready?

- Yeah.

- One, two.

- Three.

(screaming)

- All right, Judy.

I'm gonna store an excruciating detour.

- All right, so I was out of my board and they're like,

all of a sudden out of nowhere, it's like perfect wave,

just comes out, it's like paddling into it, right?

And I get up, but I lay down like this sweet bottom turn,

and then like I was right there.

- Yeah, I'm right there.

And the wave just starts throwing this lip over.

It's like rolling it over like that.

- It was like the most beautiful thing

I can have a lot of.

- No one out enough for that, man.

- Uh, come on, man, here,

you see something, bro.

- Yeah.

- I'm looking around and...

- I see Dell.

- Yeah, man, the first person I saw on the beach was Dell.

- Dell.

- There you go.

- Ah, hey guys, what's up?

- Hey.

- Hey, hey.

- Everything okay?

- Yeah, Dell.

- Listen, you remember seeing me this morning?

- Sure.

- It was about 857 close to nine.

- I tell Tom by the son and I usually get it right

within a minute or two.

- All right, well, look, my support got stolen.

Did you see anything?

Did you see anything?

What do you mean, the South there?

He was driving a Dotson 280Z.

- Was Orange.

- Do you remember anything else?

- Dude, it can't get the right answers in life

unless you ask the right questions.

- Whoa.

- It's 2Q and 574.

- So, what is the right question?

- I don't know.

- Really, JD, if I could find the guy who did this to you?

I would kill him.

- No, you know what?

I wouldn't just kill him.

I beat his ass first and then I would kill him.

- No, you know what?

I kicked his ass and kill him.

The first I would steal his board

so he knew what it felt like.

- Shut up, stupid.

Why would he steal JD's board if you already had one?

- What?

- If you had a board to steal, I mean.

- Let's steal that one.

- Wait, what?

Which one would you steal?

- I steal him both, dude.

- Yeah.

- I'm a badass.

- Okay, so, are we gonna find this guy?

- Oh, she said something about that South there

and the, the Datsun, yeah?

- Yeah, right, the Orange 280Z, huh?

- Yeah, he's stupid, blind, fucker.

(screaming)

(screaming)

- Fuck, here we go again.

- What?

What, Sparky?

- What, Sparky?

- What, I saw a guy driving an Orange 280Z,

but I didn't think that anyone would

steal the boards or even get a good look at 'em.

- Dude, relax.

- What?

- I'm not gonna relax.

- What?

- You just remember, he got his skill.

- Fuck out, this guy.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- South there?

- Yeah, man, he was driving around

in the sleazy fucking pick up some pussy-value boy car

with the board hanging out the back.

Dude, green and yellow, right?

- Yeah?

- Yeah?

- Well, how do you know he was a South there?

- Dude, you had a fucking typical,

Ken doll haircut, total valley boy, faggy ass shit,

and fuck your head pants, like slacks.

- Pants, pants?

- Uh-oh.

Hey guys, look who it is.

It's red bikini.

- Red bikini.

- It's sweet for you.

- Check it.

- Mm.

- What I wouldn't do to nib on one of those nibs.

Dude, I want to tear this tuck on both of those nibs.

- A little bit of booty never heard nobody.

- Mom's parking?

- Maybe we should go and say hi.

- Yeah, I don't know.

- Is she okay?

- Yeah.

- Shit.

- What?

- Supposed to meet this kid today,

I'm selling him my skateboard.

- You're selling your skateboard?

- Yeah, they're gonna shut off our electric

if we don't pay the bill.

- Seriously, bro?

- How much?

- $16.

- Let's go and try it there.

We have to figure out this, what is it?

- Two, two way.

- Later.

- Later?

- Yeah, later.

First we're gonna get 16 bucks.

- You ready?

- It's like this dude, huh?

- Mr. C, how you doin'?

Hey.

So anyway, Mr. Candidas?

- Candia Nadas.

- Oh, okay, so I see this bitch and wave coming in, right?

- I see this dude.

- This dude is already heard the stupid story

from your stepfather.

- That drunk.

- Oh yeah, he was in here already?

Oh, that's great.

- Right, typical, hey.

So yeah, I was trying to tell you a story, all right?

So listen, so I drop it on this wave

and I'm like totally stoked.

And then it's like, I'm doin' to cut back

and I lay it down with my hand.

I'm like, skimming it with my hand.

The lip starts folio.

It's like comin' over me, like this,

and I'm like, whoa!

And then I'm like, whoa, in this giant liquid cavern

of liquid water from another planet?

Dude, I'm gonna look for these all day.

- Look what I have found.

- All right.

- Yeah, we'll have these.

- Yees.

Got any dough?

- Oh no.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, we're gonna have to come back for those later.

- Yeah, later, okay.

- Play.

- Catch ya.

- Let's get out of here.

- It's kinda good, huh?

- What?

- Helping Osparky's mom.

She's a nice lady.

- Can you keep a secret?

- Dude.

- Yeah.

- What?

- Well, what's up?

- Alice is not really his mom.

- What?

- Yeah.

- She's his grandma.

- She just calls her that.

- Where's his mom?

- She bailed, man.

Whoa.

- There you go, son.

$16.

- There you go.

Thank you, sir.

- This is a nice couch.

Got it, it's serious.

Not the wife asks.

I didn't give you any money.

- Shout, okay.

Harry, Peggy works at a DMV, right?

- Mm-hmm.

- What?

- All right, bye, March.

Okay, we got two QAN 574, 1979,

Dotson registered to a 17-year-old kid.

Name Brian Kramer, 212 South Valley Road Valley Village.

- Brian Kramer, you don't know how much we appreciate this.

- Well, do me a favor.

Don't kill him.

Oh, and next time you sell Harry some stolen beer,

get something better than this shit, please.

I can sell theirs.

(birds chirping)

Oh, let's stand by with the beer.

(laughing)

- If you barf, I am not cleaning that up.

- That's what dogs are for, Tardo.

- Okay, boy.

- Ready to eat, baby girl.

Little bit of booty, never heard nobody.

- Here it is.

(upbeat music)

- Do you think she's had a boot drop?

- Hey mom, can we have a bottle of something, please?

- I'll go ahead.

Take the half bottle of vodka from the bar,

but no drinking and driving.

- Okay, thanks mom, you rock hard.

- Yeah, well, what do I used to?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- I found it.

- You found your board!

- Yeah.

- Hi JD.

- Oh, hey Brenda.

- What's this about your board?

- Oh yeah, we know where it is.

I just gotta go get it.

Hey, can we go back to my house and need a change?

- Yeah, I'm sure.

- We need a hand, JD.

- And your mom's like totally hitting on me again.

- Mom, come on, we talked about this.

Okay, we're going cheese.

- Wow.

- Bye, love you.

- I love you too, have fun.

- Bye, ready.

- How come we never like that?

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- Oh dear, you are Johnny boy.

I heard what happened, or honey.

- Mom.

- He heard her, the milk man told me, or John.

- Oh, my mom.

- Or don't worry, they get it back for you.

My poor baby.

- Ronald, mom, really.

- Oh, Johnny.

I give you some stew to take video.

(door creaks)

(door creaks)

- Oh, mommy.

Come on sweetheart.

- What?

Did you miss me?

I need you now.

I do.

I'm on now.

Come on.

Here you go, honey.

- Jesus, mom, I'm commuting with my automobile here.

- Oh, Johnny, please.

Just try it, just try it.

- All right, all right.

- Yeah, that's good.

- Oh, now can I go?

- Oh, yeah.

- You're gonna have to hold this.

I gotta focus.

Okay baby, come on.

Come on, come up.

- Come on, come on.

- That's it.

Come on, come on baby.

- Come on.

- Woo, that is good.

- Good luck, Johnny.

(upbeat music)

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- Woo, he's like acting hot.

- So get this, I totally saw this guy today, man.

He's driving down the road in this bright ass horns.

Look at me, 280 Z, the typical South there.

I mean, it seemed like his hair was personally styled

by Vadal Satsun.

(laughing)

And he was wearing pants.

- What?

- Tons.

(laughing)

- Hi.

(upbeat music)

(gunshot)

Come on, come on, come on.

(breathing heavily)

Everybody, we gotta sit your way shinier, so listen up.

These fucking Southers, they come to our beautiful beach

and they desecrate it, and I'm sick of it.

It's over and they're going to pay now.

(cheering)

- So fucking frightening.

- Totally, it turns me on.

What?

Whatever.

- That's so weird.

- All right, now here's the deal.

An elite team of us, a band of brothers,

are gonna go tonight in a lumbie

and we're gonna find this guy

and we're gonna bring my board back.

(cheering)

- No, no, no, I'm not going.

- Yes, no, I'm not going to the house.

(coughing)

- My fellow of Endorians, the time has come.

- Lord of fucking.

(screaming)

- What are we doing here?

There's something I need to do.

(door clanking)

(door clanking)

- So Mike, I know I should have been more careful.

I'm gonna get the board back

and I'm gonna get you that last payment too.

We got an address, we know where this guy is,

so, you know, don't worry.

It'll be easy.

It'll be easy.

These kids, it's gonna run after the valley

and probably get a new bunch of trouble.

(door clanking)

- Let's go get us to surfboard.

- Moody's coming with us.

Now I can take on the whole fucking valley.

Let's do this.

(upbeat music)

- What do you call your car a lumbie, anyway?

- Well, used to be a lumbo, but the L's they took over.

- Well, it was bummer, then the bumba.

- That was lumbie.

- Yeah, because we ride walking laps.

- I'm sorry.

- Leland, Leland, Leland.

- You can talk in L's.

Wow, I really gotta get away from here.

- We're going to war and we need war music.

- We need a fucking battle hand.

- Check the tapes.

- The tapes.

- The tapes.

- The tapes.

- Sure.

- From on.

- Bob Mon.

- I got the Thompson.

- No, no Thompson twins.

- Pick a tape.

- Tape.

- Fear.

- Hell yeah, right on.

- Woo!

- That's road trip music.

- What?

- Beauty box.

- No.

- Hey, turn it up.

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Yeah, somewhere down in that cesspool of humanity is JD's surfboard.

Watch for Van Nye's and turn right.

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And from here, remember us?

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We need gas.

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[ Screams ]

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I told you it's SpongeBob.

All right.

[ Screams ]

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God, I can't wait to get out of here next month.

I know.

Carson's gonna be so cool.

You mean New York and meanwhile I'll be at UC Santa Cruz.

Oh, but you'll like it, Annie.

You'll love it.

You'll meet some guy.

An intellectual who serves.

All love.

Get married, a baby's girl.

Oh, say that.

Oh, make it sound so boring.

Are you kidding?

Wish I could do that.

I'm too psychotic.

You got nothing.

Huh?

Wow.

But you'll be in New York.

Your life is gonna be so awesome.

I mean, I hope so.

You know, I just can't wait to visit all the places I've read about.

You know, like CBGB's?

Who's playing there now?

Oh, Max's Kansas City, we're Louis and the Velvet Underground play with Nico.

Grace Church, where Allen Ginsburg and Jim Carroll read their poetry.

Some days I just really hope I meet Laurie Anderson.

Um, he was then.

You know, she has a song I was Superman.

I don't know it.

Yeah!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Hey!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Hey!

Whoa!

What?

Yes.

Yes, it is.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Yes, honey.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Hey!

Yeah!

Oh!

Yeah!

Oh!

There you go!

Why are they doing that?

Uh, they lost a bet to Lardo's cousin.

No one out of your time may hear that song.

This is so sweet.

Oh!

Just like that!

Oh!

That's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen.

Oh!

Yeah!

It's fucking tricky to love me.

It's a big one.

Yeah!

Hey!

Hey, Mike.

Yeah.

Hey.

All right.

Yeah.

There it is.

This is a part.

They cut to outside the car and we see like this jerky point of view thing.

And there's a guy dragging his foot.

He's keeping up on the car.

And we don't know it.

He's got a steel hook for a hand.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

I just say that.

All right.

Seriously, what's the plan here?

Who's the place?

Fucking down.

What if we sneak around a house and look in the windows?

You're such a part.

That ain't a perfect thing.

This is James Bond's shit here.

[LAUGHS]

No, no, no.

He get a brick covered in a towel, dousing and gasoline,

slatted on fire, and chuck it through the window.

That's a big stream, Sparky.

One more.

One more, what, Mike?

One more beer.

Yeah.

All right.

So assuming our information is correct, my surfboards in that house,

in his car, or he hit it someplace.

Oh, my God.

Just do something.

Anything.

How about that?

It's not coming to the door.

Totally.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hi, sir.

My name's JD.

These are my friends.

And, well, it seems we're here because there's a problem with

de-avison.

You see, my board was stolen today.

And, well, we think that maybe Brian, that's his name, right?

That Brian kind of, well, that he was the one who stole it.

And we got a license plate from an eyewitness.

And we're pretty sure that he's the one who stole my board.

But maybe we've got it wrong.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hello.

Dude, you got it.

Yeah, it was right there in his room.

I was like too easy, man.

We should just get out of here, bro.

No.

You're not going anywhere yet.

There's one thing I hate worse than a liar.

And that's a thief.

I need to apologize.

My son's done a bad thing here, and I can understand

you all being upset.

What's your name?

Mike Mooney.

Well, Mike Mooney, I suppose you have an idea

if I'd like to handle this.

I think we'd like to handle it ourselves.

My son stole a surfboard.

He didn't kill anyone.

Let's understand.

All right.

What's up with you?

Nothing.

Come on, I always remember you better than that.

What's going on?

What?

Don't want me.

What's going on?

There's nothing going on, Anne.

I--

It's--

Speak to me.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I know the guy.

Okay, I know him.

You what?

You got it back.

Right on.

That's awesome.

That's too easy.

Yeah.

Now what the fuck do we do?

Why don't we just, you know, go home.

What?

What?

No, no, no, no.

Fuck that, JD.

We came all the way out to this valley.

We got to do something in this fucking guy.

Come on.

Come on, JD, you got your surfboard back.

They still tend to go back to the shower.

It has, I mean, imagine, look on everyone's face

when you come back with the board.

No.

Shit.

No.

You get the board back.

So they have the journey totally.

You know what you gotta do, right?

I mean, you gotta find this guy.

And scare the living.

Shit out of him.

Okay, great.

Um, so what did you know?

I don't know.

I'll know when I see him.

That's it.

We're just gonna wait here until he comes back.

You don't get it, do you?

I can't walk away from this.

I gotta either wait here till he comes

or I gotta go find the guy.

That's it.

That could take forever.

I mean, do you know how fucking huge the city is?

You get Buffalo Records in Tarzanah.

He works there.

At least that's, that's where he worked when we were dating.

Ha, you dated this guy?

Iris.

He wears pants.

Idiot, you have pants on.

That's completely different.

He gave me records, okay?

It lasted for like 10 minutes.

And then I dumped him and he got all freaky.

I didn't know he would do something like this, JD.

I'm sorry, okay?

I'm, I'm really sorry.

I'm not even going to be there.

Studies have shown that acts of revenge actually trigger a response

in the brain's pleasure zones like when you eat or you have sex.

Really?

Yeah.

And where did you get this little tidbit of information?

Oh, maybe it was in the American Journal of,

I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

Oh, oh.

Yeah.

Ha ha ha.

So, how shall we do this?

Just taking nice and smooth.

Huh?

I could be smooth?

Okay.

I will be with you in one second.

That's it!

That's it right there.

Yeah, that would be good.

Okay.

That's it.

That's it.

That is here.

That is here.

Go.

He gave me a cap out.

Go!

Go!

No!

No!

No!

No!

He's a fucking die.

He's a fucking die.

Fuck you, go!

Fuck you, go!

Fuck you, fuck you!

Fuck you!

Hell you!

Fuck you, fuck you!

I got it.

I got it.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!

Fuck you, fuck you!

Fuck you, fuck you!

All right!

All right, let us kill.

We're all right.

I don't want to kill.

Fuck you, fuck you.

Fuck you, fuck you!

Fuck you, fuck you!

Fuck you, fuck you!

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!

Hell you, fuck you!

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!

Fuck you, fuck you!

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!

Fuck you, fuck you!

Fuck you, fuck you!

Fuck sucker!

I don't blame you!

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

You're a better sleep with one eye open self.

Fuck you, fuck you!

Fuck you, fuck you!

Fuck you, fuck you!

Fuck you, fuck you!

Fuck you, fuck you!

Fuck you, fuck you!

I'm sorry, guys.

Oh, it's amazing what someone will do to get the ladies to hit.

It looks like the only hit they wanted was on you, Brian.

How did we do?

Ugh, that's so smooth.

What do we do now?

Beer!

Beer pines like, huh?

Yep.

It's important, right?

Sure.

You don't crazy roosters make you shit out of potatoes.

Yeah.

Please, it's my D.

The whole head.

Yeah, I said that.

Very good luck.

Here you go, can you change four bucks?

I can please some help.

Good day.

Happy meeting you, Chief.

Yeah, come on, baby.

What's going on?

Hey, Kenny.

So, uh, yeah, I see this bitchin' wave coming in, and it's like,

"Pitchin' over, I'm like, scratching for the outside."

Like, "Come on, this, this, this, this."

And it's like, "Pitchin' it, this, slams me on the throttle."

Man, I'm like, "We're all getting worse, dude."

And then, do you surf?

No.

Hey, man, I do this thing with my hair.

It's killer, bro.

[screaming]

[screaming]

You're from Ventura then.

Yeah, yeah, I can tell.

These are 69 cents, you?

Yep.

In Ventura.

The three of you cents.

Wait.

Why don't you go buy one in Ventura?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Kind of lifestyle, do you do?

That's insulting.

[chuckles]

That'll be a little fear, boys.

Yeah.

[chuckles]

[music playing]

[screaming]

[music playing]

[screaming]

[music playing]

Yes!

[music playing]

[music playing]

You guys aren't going to believe this.

Mooney went with the guys to find JD's board.

Wasn't he a mom?

No.

We saw a podcast now nine times.

Hey, everybody, listen up.

Those guys make a podcast with the board.

We're letting them on the deck.

[cheering]

They look sad.

Yeah?

Woo!

Thanks, Sue!

I'm kidding!

That's not how I'm scared.

[music playing]

[music playing]

[music playing]

I don't get it.

This guy dated you and he dumped him.

Why are you still my board?

I didn't do nothing at him.

[laughs]

I have no idea.

JD, I told you he's just a freak.

[grunting]

So, this is the most exciting stick out of everything you've been on.

It's like a surf contest with never swelled.

Everyone's just sitting there waiting for something to happen.

Not the West Coast invitation.

You going on that mic?

No, I'm out.

What?

Why, you killed it last month at Pizma.

Killed it.

Dude, I finished 34th.

It comes the time to move on.

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It works every time.

It's not very good.

How you're on leg, man?

The chicks.

Well,

Literose's apple wine works pretty good, too.

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I think it's just like driving the car.

What would you do if you were going to go on a long road trip with

Lummy?

Get in.

Start it up.

Jay-dong?

I tried to know.

Listen.

You got a sweet talk, Luma.

Give a little loving.

No nurturing.

Your baby or a little.

You check her own.

You check her fluids.

Make sure there's enough lubrication.

You kick the tires.

Make sure your rubber is good.

And if you're confident and ready,

you slide in the driver's seat.

You typically start or you turn her over.

And you slip in the drive.

And you gently start to push forward.

And then you're on your way.

But that's when you have to get the listen to her.

You really start to pay attention.

And she starts to warm up.

Our temperature starts to rise.

That's when you can pump her a little harder.

You know?

And she'll let you know when she's ready.

She'll start to hum.

When she starts to hum, you go pedal to the metal.

As hard as you can for as long as you can.

That's when it's good.

That's when it gets--

You're in the machine.

And the open back road somewhere in America

with nothing but like a forest or cornfields.

On either side, you start to see the sky.

And the new traffic lights.

There's no copper.

There's no worries.

That's as good as it gets.

That's--

That's being a man that's heaven on earth.

That's what that is.

What does all that have to do with getting women?

That.

You don't have to worry about it for a long time.

Oh, I'm sparking.

All right.

Where's the turn?

That's coming.

That's coming.

I think.

What's it coming early, Pastor?

What?

Turn here.

Turn here.

What's that?

Take your back.

[SCREAMING]

OK.

Valley view.

Valley lane.

Valley drive.

Great.

They're all the same stupid name.

Then we're going to miss it.

What's the way?

The fight.

You're so positive.

You want to see the fight?

Yeah.

I kind of do.

OK.

Where are we?

Lost.

Totally completely lost.

I'm literally really lost.

Oh, I lost.

I'm in lock and mows.

Ah!

[LAUGHING]

Not funny, Laredo.

What have you done to her?

[LAUGHING]

All right.

What just happened?

Well, I think we're out of gas.

You just filled it up.

I only put one dollar in.

[LAUGHING]

Oh.

[LAUGHING]

Dumed.

We're all doomed.

Well.

Well, what?

You hear that?

Oh, here, shit.

That's just it.

You can't hear the ocean.

That's weird.

Can't hear it, you can't smell it.

Yeah.

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

What do you do?

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Okay, boys.

Shit.

We can go on out.

[LAUGHING]

What's working?

You got something to say?

Why'd you do it?

Do you even surf?

Then why still a surfboard?

Stupid.

Just forget it.

Too late for that, Brian.

Just tell him.

My girlfriend, Iris.

She broke up with me for some surfers.

So you were just pissed at some random surfer?

And so you decided to steal my board?

What's the fucking lodge you can that?

You got your board back.

This is over.

This is over.

That's not for you to say.

Now the way I see it is this.

You have two options.

One, you can call the cops.

[SIGHS]

Or two, you can do a lot of whipping for yourself.

What's going to be?

I'll take option number two.

Dad, these guys are going to fucking kill me.

Don't embarrass yourself any further.

You got three swings.

That's all.

Fair.

Fair.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I got him.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

That's one.

Fuck, Sparky.

He's a kick.

Come on, man.

He's drunk.

He doesn't know what he's doing.

I said three swings.

That counts.

You got two left.

Wait a minute.

He said one of you guys gets three swings.

Here he took one.

So he's got to take the other two.

I mean, that's a rule, right?

Three swings, one guy.

That's what he said.

Fine.

You, that's Sparky.

Huh?

Yeah.

Two swings.

Two swings.

Just get me close.

Get in there.

I have very boy.

Fuck that.

That's two.

That she counts two and three.

Keep quiet.

Come on.

Take your legs.

He hasn't even hit you.

Get up, Sparky.

Get up.

He's got to get up.

Come on.

Come on.

Get up.

Come on.

Go one more.

One more.

One more.

Sparky.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Don't laugh at me.

Dude.

He laughed in that.

This is your last chance.

And I'm taking my boy inside and that's it.

Come on, Sparky.

Get up, man.

Get up.

You got to get up.

Get up.

Sparky.

Get up.

Come on.

Get up.

Come on.

Sparky.

You got to get up.

You got to get up.

You got to get up.

You got to get up.

You got to get up.

You got to get up.

You got to get up.

You got to get up.

You got to get up.

You got to get up.

You got to get up.

You got to get up.

You got to get up.

You got to get up.

You got to get up.

You got to get up.

You got to get up.

You got to get up.

You got to get up.

You got to get up.

Sparky.

Sparky.

Sparky.

Sparky.

Sparky.

You did it, man.

Sparky.

Sparky.

Holy shit.

He's asleep.

He's asleep.

All right then.

You fellas satisfied.

I want you to make up.

Shake hands.

I am.

I'm sorry, man.

It's cool.

No real harm done.

You okay?

Just get you inside.

Get a nice back on that jaw.

Excuse me.

You never got your name.

You're not going to get up.

You're not going to get up.

You're not going to get up.

You never got your name.

Sam.

Sam Kramer.

I just want to say it was a really nice meeting you.

I just want to say that to you.

I was gone a lot when he was growing up.

Didn't do a very good job there, I'm afraid.

Most of the time, you do the best you can do.

Hope the rest just falls in line.

Sometimes it does.

Don't forget Sparky there.

Weener, man.

Would you do a good on-event?

Sure.

I'll get more weiners.

Hey, bro.

Kenny.

Dude, I ran out of gas about him held down the road.

Yeah, I was just wondering, can I borrow a gas can?

Oh, man.

Well, this has been Terra.

We sell gas cans.

We don't just lend them out.

I'll be happy to sell you one and I'll sell you some gas too.

Oh, yeah.

How much are they?

$3.

$3?

Yep.

Yeah.

$3.

$3.

$1.

$1.

$1.

$1.

$2.

$2.

$3 box.

$15.

Yeah.

So then I guess you have enough to get a $0.15 worth of gas.

Weener, man.

Hey, bro.

Look, can you just--

Give me a break, man.

Let me borrow the gas can.

I'll bring you right back, dude.

Look, man.

You sell them, OK?

No random.

[SIGHS]

Dude, where are your friends?

Lost in the belly of the shadow of death.

This whole day has been like one animal's bummer, dude.

That's all about them, bro.

Hey, bros.

How's it going?

Do you like how a gas can I can borrow?

My car ain't out of gas.

And, well, this dude won't let me borrow a can.

Oh, you're about not a gas, huh?

Yeah.

It's just like a mile up that way.

We got some beers left over if you help us out.

Yeah, sir, man.

Sure.

It's a candy, dude.

Thanks.

How's it going?

How's it going?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Man, I just wanted to fucking kick that guy's ass.

You know, just kick his ass.

One punch, just one fucking punch.

You got one punch.

Well, yeah, but I mean, I should have fucking pounded him.

I should have kicked his fucking teeth in, man.

You know what?

I'm gonna go back in there.

You want to come?

He said three swings, Sparky.

Who gives a shit with that old fucking set?

Okay, 'cause that's two.

Fuck, Sparky, I'm sick of it, man.

You talk all this bullshit.

I'm gonna do this.

I'm gonna do that and you just get drunk, and you don't do nothing.

You don't do shit.

So shut up, all right?

You okay?

I just want to go home.

[MUSIC]

Thanks, bros.

Hopefully it'll fill up and we'll be able to get out of here.

Hey, hey, what do you need?

Esmeralda?

Go on over here.

Esmeralda, I'm going to go home.

Where are you from?

Africa?

South Africa.

Did you have a perch?

Did you tell they're just fucking with us?

That's true, you just fucking with us?

Oh, hey, what's in guys?

I think so.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

[MUSIC]

The fuck?

Go, after that!

Go!

Go, go, go, go!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Go, fuck, you like that?

Half-ho!

[MUSIC]

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go!

Go!

Go!

Later, bitch.

[MUSIC]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

You're the fucking driver!

Hey, shh.

[MUSIC]

Hey, get in your fucking piece of shit, man.

All right, we're fucking faster break, now!

Come on, hey, what's that?

Come on, hey, what's that?

Come on, hey, what's that?

What's that?

It's all in the town.

It's all in the town.

And we're all in the town.

And we're all in the town.

We're all in the town.

We're all in the town.

[MUSIC]

Shit, they're going to follow us.

No, they're not.

[LAUGHTER]

Fuckers.

Well, you're here.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

Nobody ever knew who nobody ever thought they could.

Living out the life that they lead.

What's right, wrong, stealing along.

Living by the ocean and singing a song.

I'm always at what's wrong with you.

Boy, you better get your butt right back to school.

[MUSIC]

In the surf, you will find a little piece of mine.

Anytime, believe it out the life that you be.

[MUSIC]

Mother is the ocean and the less we see.

[MUSIC]

All right, thanks for coming, Mike.

I'll get you that money too.

And I just give it when you get it.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

You gotta grab my skateboard out of the back.

[MUSIC]

It's Sparky.

Hey.

[MUSIC]

Thanks, dude.

No, I really.

I mean, that shit I said before.

It's just, I don't know.

Weird fucking night, huh?

Yeah.

[MUSIC]

I just, I gotta have someone in my back.

I'm just glad it's you, dude.

Yeah, yeah.

We're gonna be talking about this for years.

We will, won't we?

I'm gonna catch some Z's, man.

You going surfin' later?

What else?

You know, I actually enjoyed myself tonight, man.

[MUSIC]

Me too.

[MUSIC]

Later, Sparky.

[MUSIC]

I got it.

Cool.

I think I gotta go to work.

So, why I guess I'll see you?

Of course.

Hey, you know, it ever happened back there.

Oh, you just, you just rough me up a little.

Yeah, I mean, you're, you're, you're a way sure.

I'm okay, so we're good, right?

You're okay.

You're okay.

You know what?

I mean, whatever it doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?

Whoa.

[LAUGH]

Dude, I didn't make that up.

Still good though.

Yeah.

Yeah.

[MUSIC]

Later?

Shut up.

[MUSIC]

Damn really sorry that prick stole your board, dude.

It's not your fault.

Shh, I know that.

Later, Gator.

Nice work.

Hey, later, darling.

Tell your mom I love her too.

Tell your mom I love her daughter.

What's that to lie?

What?

I'm so totally committed to you.

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Yeah, you're committed to something, but it ain't me, babe.

What's that supposed to mean?

When you figure it out, call me.

Hey, Largo.

What do you think it all means, man?

What?

The whole thing, dude.

I mean, this guy gets dumped.

He steals my board.

He doesn't even know me.

And then that just happens to be there.

And it's like we get this name.

And because of that, we go to the valley.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're building over in Ventura.

Oh, it's wonderful.

Four stories.

Brian.

Brian Kramer, bro.

He turned out to be not such a bad guy.

Just some dude who got dumped by Iris.

Bro, she took his heart and she just like ripped it off into pieces.

She's fucking vicious, that girl.

Well, we got your board back.

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Shit.

Uh-oh.

Shit.

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It looks okay, dude.

Hmm.

Doesn't look too bad.

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No!

No!

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At that moment, it hit me.

It wasn't about a surfboard.

It was about the journey with my friends.

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Largo and Iris still the best of friends.

He has a beautiful daughter now and always makes the best of every day.

In typical Largo fashion, of course.

Sparky lived every day like there was no tomorrow.

He wrote his last wave in at the age of 25.

He was truly one of a kind man and

all always remember the crazy shit we used to do together.

Nobody did it like Sparky.

Mr. Bro.

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Iris went to New York and became an artist,

just like she said she would.

She's not rich and famous yet, but she still keeps her edge.

And visits Ventura whenever she can.

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Anne found a great guy willing to commit to her.

She's married, has a beautiful boy, and I still remain great friends with her and her family.

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My hero, Mike Mooney.

He's a family man now.

Still the legend on Pierpont and hand shaping surfboards in the same garage.

For the love of it.

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There's been a whole lot of change in Ventura.

But then again, lots of things have stayed the same.

Like Del.

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And as for me, I got a beautiful wife.

Four great kids.

Playing music with my friends.

Still surfing.

In Ventura.

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It seems all to me.

Just never on the underside can see.

Still I know what these don't need to need to.

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I have nowhere to go.

I don't know what to do.

And I don't even know the time of day.

I kiss it down the matter and me waiting for.

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Well, this is the right thing to do.

So let's go.

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