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Original subtitles

[MUSIC PLAYING]

♪♪

Take off that beanie.

Hey, you were supposed to wear him to homecoming.

Don't be a fruit, okay?

♪♪

Hi there, Doug Neatermeyer, Omega membership chair.

Larry Kroger.

Hi there, Doug Neatermeyer.

And these are our name, Jack Hostesses, Mandy Pepperidge.

And, F. Jansen. Hi there, Camp. Hi there.

Hi there. Hi.

Welcome to Omega High.

Thank you. Nice to meet you.

Why don't we just go inside and meet some of the guys, huh?

♪♪

And a blimp.

♪♪

There are a lot of great guys, so don't feel you have to meet everyone.

♪♪

We just want you to enjoy yourselves while you're here.

♪♪

Well, Jim, I think you're one that'll make a nice,

and it's more activities than most of the other

opportunities on campus.

And they're far superior, I think, man.

♪♪

Hi there, fellas.

I think they'll meet ten and a lot of Larry.

Larry.

Ken, Lonnie, and like you to meet my amut.

Uh, Chuck Dish, Sidney, and Clayton.

Just grab a seat and make yourselves at home.

Don't be shy about helping yourselves, yeah.

Punch and cookies.

♪♪

But a lot of outstanding guys figure they'll pledge a mega

or they won't pledge at all.

We do have more than our share of campus leaders.

Something that never looks bad on your permanent record trip.

Well, sure.

Everybody I talk to says a mega is the best, but...

I hate to seem...

You know, pushy.

Let the unacceptable candidates worry about that,

because after tonight, there you are.

Uh...

Kent.

I'm Greg Marmalard, president of Omega House,

and I'd like to meet my friends, Mandy Pepperidge.

Hello. Hi. We already met.

And Chip Diller.

How are you?

Hi. How are you?

And, uh, over there is Terry Arbok, captain of the swim team.

That's Carl Phillips, editor of the Daily Faberian.

And, uh, Clayton, Sidney,

Chuck Glass, Muhammad, Lonnie.

Yeah, we already met.

Oh, super!

Then you'll have lots to talk about, huh?

Yeah.

How do you know, Larry?

I don't think you're trying very hard.

I hate this.

Look, no sweat.

My brother Fred was a Delta.

That makes me a legacy.

They gotta take me. It's like they're a law.

Don't worry. I'll put in a good word for you.

Great. I heard Delta's the worst house on campus.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Hey, I got you.

I got you.

Excuse me, sir.

Is this the Delta house?

Sure.

Come on in.

Oh, let it.

(upbeat music)

(cheers and applause)

( Li-yass music)

(cheers and applause)

- Grab a roof.

- Don't cross nothing.

(cheers and applause)

(indistinct chatter)

- I've never seen anything like this.

- I see a lady down there everywhere.

I'm gonna go around the water water for you.

(indistinct chatter)

(cheers and applause)

(indistinct chatter)

- Nice.

(indistinct chatter)

- You guys playing cards?

(indistinct chatter)

(dramatic music)

(indistinct chatter)

- You wanna know what I'm gonna be in?

(indistinct chatter)

- Hi.

You wanna be here?

- Sure.

(indistinct chatter)

- Nice fish, huh?

(indistinct chatter)

- Hi Larry, I'm Robert Hoover, chapter president.

Hi Robert.

Katie, if you've seen Boone,

he disappeared in the minute we got here.

- I'm friendly upstairs talking to Hunter.

- No doubt.

They're well known homosexuals.

(laughs)

- I'm in the rear, Larry.

She's just kidding.

- Right, move.

(indistinct chatter)

- You going out tonight, Otter?

- Okay, okay.

- Norma?

- No, let me give you a hint.

She's got a couple of major legiabos.

- Beverly?

- No.

- What's your getting warmer?

Let me give you another hint.

- Is this Ring of Bell?

- Oh God.

Oh God.

- Marlene.

Don't tell me you're gonna pork Marlene Desmond.

- Pork.

- I'm gonna hump her brains out, Otter.

- Boone, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.

- Why are you so interested in my social life?

Where's Katie?

- Downstairs, pissed off about something.

- She thinks you're an immature jerk.

- Yeah.

I don't take anything seriously.

(soft music)

(door opens)

(door closes)

- She'll take this seriously.

- Try it.

- Hey, are you guys coming down?

This thing talk.

- There happened to be 50 people downstairs waiting to try

and get in his fraternity, Otter.

You are the Rush Chairman.

I think you should be present at the Rush Party.

(door closes)

(gunshots)

- Hi, my name is Ken Dortman.

(gunshots)

- Hey, Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman.

Damn glad to meet you.

(laughter)

D-Day.

- Hi.

- Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman.

- Damn glad to meet you.

- Oh, that was Eric Stratton Rush Chairman.

He was Dan Webb to meet you.

- Oh, Larry, good.

I see you met D-Day.

Good job.

Have a nice time.

It's good.

- Good.

(gunshots)

- Hey, Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman.

Damn glad to meet you.

- Nice.

- Hi.

- Is that a clip on my any chance?

- Hey, Bobo, Chuck.

- How?

- Excuse me.

- Oh.

- 90% Ray-on.

- Very nice.

- I always have a good time, I hope.

- Excuse me, what's...

- Hey, did your mother run that for?

- Yeah.

- Ken is a legacy otter.

His brother was a 59 Fred Dortman.

He said legacy usually gets asked to pledge automatically.

- Well, usually unless the pledge in question turns out

the real closet case.

- Like Fred.

- My brother.

- I can't.

Come on over here.

- I like the time.

- Ray-on.

- Don't you think?

- Katie.

- Hi.

- Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman.

Damn glad to meet you.

- Katie.

Katie, Katie, Katie.

- We go.

- Home, Doc.

- We just got here.

- No, Boone.

- You just got here.

I've been downstairs for an hour,

entertaining some kid from pigs knuckle, Arkansas.

- Um, maybe we could drive up to your folks place this weekend.

- Fabulous.

My car filled with your beer buddies

going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinets

to depressing to think about.

- No.

- Just gonna be you and me.

- I don't know another girl.

- Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life?

- What do you mean?

- I mean, hanging around with a bunch of animals

getting drunk every weekend.

- No.

- Oh, after I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.

- Yup.

- [humming]

- I think I'm in love with the retard.

- See you bigger than me.

[door slams]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Greg.

- What is the worst fraternity on this campus?

- That would be hard to say, sir.

They reach out standing in their own way

and cut the horseshits,

and I got the disciplinary files right here.

♪ ♪

- Who dumped a whole truckload of fisis into the swim meet?

Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner?

Every Halloween, trees are filled with underwear,

every spring that toilets explode.

You're talking about Delta, sir.

Of course, I'm talking about Delta, you twarp.

You're gonna be different.

This year, we're going to grab the bull by the balls

and kick those punks off campus.

- What do you intend to do, sir?

Delta's already on probation.

- Yeah.

- Yes, sir.

- Oh.

- Then, as of this moment, there are double secret probation.

- Double secret probation, sir?

- There is a little known cortisol in the Faber College

Constitution, which gives the dean unlimited power

to preserve order in time of campus emergency.

- Find me a way to revoke Delta's charter.

♪ ♪

- You live next door.

- But neither my are on it.

He's a sneaky little shit, just like you, right?

- The time has come for someone to put his foot down,

and that foot is me.

- Uh, Larry Kroger, all in favor.

- Yeah.

- We need to do this.

- Good.

Larry Kroger is now pledged to Delta Tau Kai.

Next slide, please, D-Day.

- [cheering]

- Oh, no!

[cheering]

- Oh, how about a judgment?

- Just a minute.

Just settle down.

This is Ken Dorfmann.

He's a legacy from Harrisburg.

- Oh, man.

[cheering]

- Okay.

- Okay, this guy is a real zero.

That's true.

Let's just think back to when you guys were freshmen, huh?

Boom.

You had a face like a pepperoni pizza, right?

And store here.

Everybody thought the store was brain damaged.

I, myself, was so obnoxious.

The seniors used to beat me up once a week.

So this guy is a total loser?

Well, let me tell you the story of another loser.

[cheering]

- Uh-hi.

- Stay true name.

- Uh-hi.

- Stay true name.

- Do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat.

- Uh, with liberty and fraternity for all.

- Amen.

- Sergeant in arms.

- Do you hear your duty?

- Now, any doubt the cow-kind name is Weasel.

- Uh, now, uh, your name is mothball.

- Crocker?

- Your doubt the cow-kind name is Pinto.

- My pinto.

- Why not?

- Well, what's my doubt the cow-kind name?

- Dorfman?

- Give me some lot of thought.

- Now on.

- Your name is Flounder.

- Flounder.

[cheering]

- I'm in the room.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

We now consecrate the bond of obedience.

Assume the position.

Thank you, sir, may I have another?

Now what can we say, John Milton Paradise Lost?

Well, that's a very long poem written a long time ago,

and I'm sure a lot of you have difficulty understanding exactly

what Milton was trying to say.

Certainly, we know that he was trying to describe the struggle

between good and evil, right?

OK, the most intriguing character, as we all know from our reading,

was, think.

Now, as Milton tried to tell us, that being bad was more fun

than being good.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

OK.

Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton.

This is Milton found in boring, too.

He's a little bit long-winded.

He doesn't translate very well into our generation

and his jokes are terrible.

But that does not relieve you from your responsibility

for this material.

I'm waiting for a report from some of you.

I'm not joking.

This is my job.

Come on, Amanda, honey.

You know I tell you.

Are you and Greg doing the dirty deed or not?

Greg doesn't believe in pre-merit linnocors.

Oh, bad.

I think he's just dream.

Amanda, it won.

Two, three, four, and one.

Two, come it in.

Hulk!

Press that line.

Press that line, Mr.

Press that line.

Mr.

Hold my mouth.

I'm not sure if I'm going to get a good idea.

I'm going to get a good idea.

You left arm is straight.

You're not keeping your head down.

You're all worth this in a week.

Drop and give me 20.

[GUNSHOTS]

Oh, get back and right, the pen, turn.

Always trying to hit through the bone.

[GUNSHOTS]

I've got to work on my game.

No, no, no.

I don't think of it as work.

The whole point is just to enjoy yourself.

[GUNSHOTS]

I want you to fix pinto up, but it's

got to be a very special girl.

Listen, no, she should be decent looking, but we're willing

to trade looks for a certain kind of morally casual attitude.

I mean, you went some of he can screw on the first date.

Well put, you see, pinto's never been late.

Hey, what I say.

Look, you guys don't embarrass me in front of Dave, okay?

He's the only professor I like.

I know.

Mr. Jennings is a wonderful teacher.

Mm.

Good.

Not teaching the way of paying the rent

until I finish my novel.

How long you been working on?

Come on out, piers.

That's to be very good.

It's a piece of shit.

Would anybody like to smoke some pot?

Yeah.

You have a smoke before.

Joe.

When did you ever smoke pot?

I've done a lot of things you don't know about.

Yeah?

[MUSIC]

[SOUND]

[MUSIC]

[SOUND]

[MUSIC]

[SOUND]

[MUSIC]

I won't go to schizophrenia.

Is it a distinct possibility?

[MUSIC]

Is this right?

[MUSIC]

Is this right?

Is it trying not to drill quite so much on the end of it?

[MUSIC]

[SOUND]

Hey, hey Paula.

I want to marry you.

Hey, hey Paula.

Nobody else could ever do.

I waited for love for school to give through.

I can't throw you.

I can't wait no more for you.

Okay.

That means that our whole solar system could be like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant bee.

[SOUND]

That means that one tiny atom in my fingernail could be one little tiny universe.

[MUSIC]

Could I buy some part from you?

[SOUND]

[MUSIC]

[SOUND]

Yeah, yeah baby.

Good baby, yeah, so right is stupid.

[SOUND]

I'm for God's sake, what can a man hit to the fence?

There's animal.

I've got a good mind to smash your fat face.

Listen up, you nauseating pile of butter.

Your days are numbered here at the end.

You and all your sick delta buddies.

Meantime your ass belongs to me.

Now drop and give me 20.

Yes, but hit it.

[SOUND]

A truth for a baby baby truth.

[SOUND]

Come here baby, come here, yeah, come here, come here, come here.

Come on.

I want these quarters standing tall by all 900 tomorrow.

You get that.

Be a sorry.

[MUSIC]

Brother Diddy brother Bluedough.

You ain't that you mad.

Who?

Near my gave scot's right.

I guess so.

You guess so.

Yes, I hate him, I hate his guts.

Now we have an old saying in Delta.

Don't get mad, get even.

[MUSIC]

[SOUND]

[MUSIC]

[SOUND]

[MUSIC]

[SOUND]

[MUSIC]

Nice, sweetie.

Good, good.

[MUSIC]

[LAUGH]

Is it there?

Boy, is this great?

Now finish it, Flounder.

Are you kidding?

I never shot anything before my life.

I thought you hated me to my guts.

I do.

And what about that horse?

Is there anything in the world you hate as much as that horse?

Get it all with good.

[MUSIC]

Just blind, right?

Right.

[MUSIC]

[SOUND]

[MUSIC]

[SOUND]

Holy shit, there were blanks in that gun.

I didn't even point the gun at him.

Holy shit, there were blanks in that gun.

Maybe he had a heart attack.

Holy shit.

[SOUND]

[MUSIC]

If you want the homecoming parade in my town, you have to pay.

My night, I don't think it's right.

You should extort money from the college.

Look, is the mayor of favor, I've got big responsibilities.

This parade is a very expensive.

You're using my police, my sanitation people, my free-alls will build.

So if you mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken.

[LAUGH]

Well, I'm sure I can arrange a nice little honorarium from the student fund.

[LAUGH]

And another thing, you better sit on that zoo for eternity of yours.

I don't want no dunking riots in my town.

Don't worry, Carmen, I've got those boys just where I want them.

We live the best homecoming parade favors ever had.

[MUSIC]

Andy, Andy Pepperidge, well, I haven't seen you since we--

Go away.

I'm sorry, I can only stay a minute.

Let me buy you some lunch.

Oh, you've got your lunch.

Well, how about some milk?

You got your milk too.

Oh, can I just massage your thighs while you eat?

Do I have to leave?

Is this any way to treat an intimate friend?

[MUSIC]

I do hope we're not interrupting anything made to find it.

You must know.

Eric was just leaving.

Oh, no, I wasn't.

Well, I could make you leave it.

[MUSIC]

Wait, really, can't you?

Don't worry, just keep your hands with feet away from his mouth.

Don't you have any respect for yourself?

This is absolutely gross.

That boy is a P-I-G-Pig.

See if you can guess what I am now.

[MUSIC]

I'm a zit.

Get it?

I'm going to write you faster.

Let's go right here.

[MUSIC]

Why don't we go out tonight?

It wasn't that great.

[MUSIC]

Oh, Greg.

Look, it's a star.

Let's make a wish.

[LAUGH]

Starlight.

And wait a minute, that's not a star.

It's moving too fast.

Probably a 7 or 7.

Those babies really can't move across the sky.

Greg, is anything happening yet?

My arm's kind of tired.

I'm sorry, Marley.

Just that thing with the deltas has me a little distracted.

God knows how they've molested women.

Anything?

Maybe a little faster.

Yeah.

Look at Eric Stratton's lucky he's not in jail.

I'll say.

What?

Hmm?

You'll say what?

I'll say what?

You said I'll say when I said that Eric Stratton should be put in jail.

I'm trying to figure out what you--

Don't, Greg.

If you're not anything going to try, I'm just going to stop.

What man, you?

[MUSIC]

That's it?

[MUSIC]

Looks like somebody forgot there's a rule against alcoholic beverages, infertunities on probation.

>> I didn't get that, son.

What was that?

>> I said, what a shame, that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for

everyone by breaking the rules.

>> But it's so good boy.

>> I know she'll be out here like shit through a goose.

>> Now, if you boys seen your grade point average yet.

>> Well, have you?

>> I have, sir.

I know it's a little below par.

>> It's more than a little below par, Mr. Hoover.

It stinks.

It's a lowest on campus.

It's the lowest in favor history.

>> Well, sir, we're hoping that our midterm grades will really help our average.

>> [SOUND]

>> Laugh now, because you clowns have been on double secret probation since

the beginning of this semester.

>> Double secret probation?

>> And that means one more slip up, one more mistake.

And this fraternity of yours has had it at favor.

[MUSIC]

>> Well, that was pleasant.

I assume to stop by, don't you think?

>> We've got to do something.

He's serious this time.

I think he knows about the exams.

>> He's right.

>> You're right.

We got to do something.

>> Absolutely.

>> You know what we got to do?

>> Togo party.

>> We run double secret probation, whatever that is.

We can't afford to have a Togo party.

>> You guys up for a Togo party?

>> Togo!

Togo!

>> I think they like the idea, who?

>> A lot of them, please don't do this.

>> Got news for you, pal.

They're going to nail us no matter what we do.

>> So we might as well have a good time.

>> Togo!

>> It's not going to be an orgy.

It's a Togo party.

>> Honestly, Boone, you're 21 years old.

Six months you're going to graduate.

And tomorrow night you're going to wrap yourself up.

>> You're going to wrap yourself up in a bed sheet.

And pour grain alcohol over your head.

It's cute, but I think I'll pass this time.

>> Want me to go alone?

>> Baby, I don't want you to go at all.

>> It's a fraternity party.

I'm in the fraternity.

How can I miss it?

>> I write your note.

I say it too well to attend.

>> It's funny.

Very funny.

>> I'm going to go home.

>> People are sensuous.

>> Right.

>> That's what I mean.

>> By the way, my name is Eric Stratton.

They call me Otter.

>> My name is Marian.

They call me Mrs. Wurmer.

>> We have a Dean Wurmer in favor.

>> What a coincidence.

>> I have a husband named Dean Wurmer in favor.

>> You still want to show me your cucumber?

>> I'm going to show you how to do it.

>> Nothing for me today, thanks.

>> It looks like you gained some weight since you came in.

>> It's just a prank.

I'm pledging a fraternity.

>> That's what it's sweetie.

I won't tell.

>> Well, we're having a little party at the Delta Tau Chi

House tonight, and you are cordial in the environment.

>> I'm old enough to be your mother.

>> Almost.

>> Besides, I have to go to the goddamn senior honors dinner tonight.

>> Well, maybe some other time.

>> Doubtful.

>> Maybe.

So if you're not busy, you want to go to a fraternity party?

>> Will I be home by 12?

>> Sure.

Anytime you want, I'll pick you up at--

>> My dad would kill me if they knew I was going to a frat house.

>> Is it okay if I meet you there?

>> Is it okay?

>> It's terrific.

[MUSIC]

>> [INAUDIBLE]

>> Thank you.

>> Great job, yours.

>> And you're just noticing delicious Delta Punch and I'll join you in there.

>> [MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

>> [MUSIC]

>> Listen, you can just stay in some hunch force, okay?

>> [MUSIC]

>> I gave my love a cherry that had no stone.

I gave my love a chicken that had no bones.

I gave my love a story that had no end.

>> [MUSIC]

>> Sorry.

>> [MUSIC]

>> This is where I'm so glad to become.

>> I'm a big crap.

>> Give me a drink.

>> [MUSIC]

>> This is Hoover's room.

>> [MUSIC]

♪♪

-Fucker!

Fucker brains out.

Sucker tits, squeezer buns.

You know she wants it.

[bell ringing]

-Oh, saying!

-I'm surprised at you.

-I don't listen to that jack-off.

Look at those good songers.

You never get a better chance.

-If you lay one finger on that course we helpless girl,

you despise yourself forever.

♪♪

-I'm out of your Lawrence.

-You homo.

[buzzer]

♪♪

[door closing]

♪♪

-My fault.

For Christ's sake, Carmine, how the hell could it be my fault?

-One of those goddamn fraternities, I guess.

I don't know, but I got a pretty good goddamn idea which one.

I'm gonna string them up by the balls.

That's what I'm gonna do.

[laughing]

♪♪

-I just bet it wasn't that Eric Stratton.

-You know that for sure?

-Well, no, but you'd be surprised at some of the girls he's had.

-Very surprised.

[clapping]

-What's up, yeah?

-Big humans.

-I'm supposed to bid some party.

-I'm unbelievable. I'm new low.

I'm so ashamed.

-See, I'm all I'm sorry I missed it.

What'd you do?

Human sacrifice?

-No, just a harmless fun.

Why me then, isn't it?

-Cant tonight. Busy.

-Bizzy tonight?

[clapping]

♪♪

[clapping]

[cheering]

-Please take your seats.

[clapping]

-This meeting of the disciplinary council will now come to order.

-We'll wave minutes and proceed directly with charges against Delta Tau Chi.

Sergeant Arms.

[clapping]

-The following charges are brought.

-First, that the Delta House did knowingly violate the rules governing pledge recruitment.

By serving alcohol to freshmen during pledge week,

and after established drinking hours.

-I'd like to assist these charges one at a time if I may.

-You'll get your chance, smart guy. I can't with it.

-Second?

-But for the fifth consecutive semester, Delta has achieved a deficient aggregate grade point average.

-The half the houses on campus didn't make grades last year.

-We'll speak when you're told to speak in a before.

-Read.

-Third.

At the Delta fraternity, routinely provided dangerous,

narcotic diet pills to its members during --

-That's not true.

-Not another word.

-Eering midterm examination week.

-And most recently, at a Roman toga party was held.

From which we have received two dozen reports of individual acts of proversion,

so profound, and disgusting,

that decorum prohibits listing them here.

-These are the charges as recorded this day, 15 November 1962.

Faithfully submitted, Douglas C. Needhamire.

Sergeant at arms.

-Well done.

-Robert Hoover will speak on behalf of Delta House.

-Thank you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-I don't think you can fully judge a fraternity without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it.

The Delta House has a long tradition of existence to its members and to the community at large.

-I think we've heard enough, Mr. Chairman.

-I was told I'd have a chance to stop, said enough.

-The court will now render a decision.

-Look, you said I could see -- -He said that.

-Yes. -Are you deaf?

-Let's finish this damn thing.

-Gorja!

[ Laughter ]

I don't think it's fair.

-I'll tell you what's fair, what's not.

-Leave it! Leave it! Leave it!

-Tell those assholes to shut up.

-They shut up, you asshole!

-Let's not present until we have to listen to any more of this.

-Point a parliamentary procedure.

-Don't screw around. They're serious this time.

-Get easy. I'm intrigued. -Mom, man.

-Don't you pre-med. -What's the difference?

-Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief.

-I'll be brief.

-Thank you, then.

-The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests.

We did.

But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick,

perverted individuals, or if you do, and shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system?

And if the whole fraternity system is guilty,

and isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general?

-Aye!

-I put it to you, Greg.

Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?

-Well, you can do what you want to us.

But we're not going to sit here and listen to you bad mouth

the United States of America. Gentlemen!

[ Cheers and applause ]

-You're not walking out of this one, Mr. Your finish.

-You're more down time.

You'll find this time by saying that you're not going to be a part of this time.

-This time, Mr.

I'm calling your national office.

I'm going to revolt your tire!

And if you wise guys, try one more thing.

One more.

I'm going to take you out of this college.

No more fun of any time.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Chanting ]

When my father was in Korea, see, he wasn't a flyer.

He was, um, he was in the infantry,

and he was an officer, of course.

Born.

How did it feel to be an independent show in Steen?

How did it feel to be an asshole in Needle, Meyer?

What did he say?

Hoover says they won't even let us enter a float

in the homecoming parade.

Some stupid zombies get the ride up all up

Kleenex down the street.

Rara.

Hey, look!

[ Chanting ]

Goddamn son of a preacher,

Shut up, Julia!

Get back to your pub!

And hold...

God... geez...

What's going on?

They confiscated everything. Even the stuff we didn't steal.

They talked to cats!

The whole fucking fire!

[rattling]

Ah... thanks. I needed that.

[gunshot]

Christ...

Honor...

This is ridiculous.

What are we gonna do?

Road trip.

But you can't take the car out of front, roll the mileage down!

He wants it back my Sunday.

Please don't take the car.

It's very important. He'll be very mad at me.

You can't even know.

No!

Perfader!

Don't you understand he wants it back, won't you go?

He wants it back my Sunday!

[crowd cheering]

That's gonna kill me.

This poor is expensive.

[crowd cheering]

We can have fun but try it.

You're dickensin' girls are fast.

What should I say?

I'll be closer to hand, bullet.

He's mentioned modern art, civil rights,

or folk music in your in-like flinch.

You sure we have dates?

Absolutely.

Boom, what's his chicks name again?

She's a person she was from Fort Wayne in Indiana.

I hope I score.

Oh boy.

Turn the car around.

I'll be right back.

[crowd cheering]

Excuse me.

Can I help you?

Well, I'm here to pick up my date.

Could you ring Fawn Leave a Witch for me?

Fawn Leave a Witch?

Just a minute.

Hello, Shelley.

This is Brunella at the desk.

Could you come down here?

Now.

Because a boy just came in to pick up Fawn.

That's why.

Thank you.

She coming down?

Her roommate is.

Fawn is in here.

She.

Would you excuse me a minute?

[crowd cheering]

Evening.

[crowd cheering]

Hi, I'm Shelley Dabinski.

Fawn's roommate.

Hi, I'm Frank Lyman.

From Amherst, Fawn's fiance.

Well, actually, we're engaged to be engaged.

What's the matter with everyone around here?

Why don't we sit down, Frank?

[crowd cheering]

I don't know how to tell you.

This is why I'm just going to tell you.

Fawn's dead.

She's dead?

[crowd laughing]

She put you up to this.

Oh, that makes.

What a lively sense of fear.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I'm terribly terribly sorry, Frank.

I just talked to her last week.

She was going to make a pot for me.

Oh, if there's anything I can do.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I'm terribly terribly sorry, Frank.

I just talked to her last week.

She was going to make a pot for me.

Oh, if there's anything I can do.

You're so nice.

I really should impose on you.

No, really.

Anything.

Well, I just don't think I should be alone tonight.

Would you go out with me?

I'll get my coat.

And could you get three dates for my friends?

[music playing]

I don't know.

Holy shit.

Hold us down the nights.

I don't believe this.

[crowd cheering]

Feels so good to be back here at the Death of the Lake Club.

We'd like to do a few now or two in the title.

Sherm allowed my ding dog.

So get it.

[gunshot]

[crowd cheering]

Wait, hold us.

See us.

He loved us.

Oh, my God.

It's dented.

It's smelt out.

Smelt out.

He's so good to be here.

[music playing]

We are going to die.

Boom.

We're the only fight people here.

♪ Who love me?

♪ Who is that you do?

♪ Sherm allowed my ding dog.

♪ Oh, my God.

♪ And the smile, Tom.

♪ Hey, hey, hey, that is my, that is my, that is my, that is my.

♪ That is my, you are my, that is my, that is my.

♪ You sure you're worried about it.

♪ Sherm, man.

♪ Baby, ding dog.

♪ Hey, hey, hey.

♪ Don't put no, oh, oh, oh.

♪ That's double rocket rocket.

♪ I'm the star.

♪ That's seven carlings.

♪ That is my, that is my.

♪ That is my, that is my, that is my.

♪ Sherm, man.

♪ And I love, there's love we share.

♪ It's stronger than the other.

♪ No one else can come.

You guys come here often.

♪ It's stronger than the high, there's a mountain.

♪ I'm the deepest.

Are you alright?

Yeah.

♪ You're really fun.

♪ Sherm, man.

♪ Baby, ding dog.

♪ Hey, hey, hey.

♪ You're put no, my, my.

♪ Oh, my, my.

♪ That's, into my.

♪ That's my, that.

♪ That is my, that is my.

♪ You're my.

♪ You're my, that is my.

♪ You're my.

♪♪

I'm really sorry, Frank.

I know what you must be going through.

♪♪

Would you rather be alone?

♪♪

♪ So are you majoring in?

♪ What?

♪ What are you majoring in?

♪ Very difficult choice.

♪ Oh, mama, oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ I'm in the smile top.

I need you so much.

♪♪

I'm here, Frank. I'm here.

♪♪

I moved your left a little.

Good.

♪ Oh, mama, oh, oh, oh

♪ That's into my smile top.

♪ That is what that is what I'm at.

♪ Where do you guys go?

♪♪

I wonder where honor is.

Maybe I should go outside and look for him.

♪♪

♪ There's a love we share.

Oh, he needs to touch far, that's why.

I know.

She told me.

She did?

♪♪

Be alive.

Be danced with your dates.

♪♪

Well, I know.

Not at all.

♪♪

If I was in your shad, I'd be a...

-Leaving. -I'm not a good idea.

♪♪

Hey, young man.

Come on, just have a moment.

♪♪

Where are you?

Go!

♪♪

I don't know what baffles me as my fun would have gone out with boys like that.

It reminded me of criminal.

They were horrible.

Well, I don't know.

I think Frank was kind of cute.

Ew!

I really felt so good in there.

I don't know.

Frank and I tell you.

Ew!

♪♪

What can you say?

It wasn't home.

Look at you being six in the morning.

What is with you, too?

I don't know.

Something's wrong.

Women can't live with them.

Can't live without them.

♪♪

Hey, Normand is.

She was supposed to come over to help make tea.

Sure, don't, Greg.

But she said she was just gonna wash her hair.

That's typical.

Just when we're doing something important.

♪♪

Frank, I hate to see her make such a jump out of you.

What do you say?

♪♪

I'm saying that Mandy and Eric Stratton are having an affair.

But I love you, Greg.

That's why I had to tell you.

♪♪

Babs, I want you to do something for me.

♪♪

Good!

♪♪

I'm out of here.

Ready? Yeah. Good luck.

♪♪

Oh, oh, oh.

♪♪

Hey, hey, stop trying to run.

When I get through with this thing, you won't even know.

You're doing a great job taking care of his car.

But you put me in the air.

I'll tell you what.

I'll swim.

You were doing a great job taking care of his car.

But you put me in the air.

I'll tell you what.

I'll swim.

You were doing a great job taking care of his car.

But you put me in the air.

I'll tell you what.

I'll swim.

You were doing a great job taking care of his car.

But you put me in the air.

You parked it out back last night.

And this morning, it was gone.

D-Day takes care of the wreck.

We reported to the police.

Your brother's insurance company buys him a new car.

♪♪

That word? Hey.

It's got to work better than the truth.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

You better listen to him, founder.

He's in pre-med.

♪♪

There you go.

Now, just leave everything to me.

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

Hi, Katie.

I missed you.

I'm not sure if you have any money.

[ Laughter ]

[ Chatter ]

Are you sure, Baz?

Why would Bandi want to see me?

Well, I'm sure I don't know how to.

You just have to ask her.

As soon as you can get there.

Well, you know the Rainbow Motel and Old Mill Road.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Bye.

[ Chatter ]

Did you get the great reports in the devil's yet?

Oh, yes.

I have it right here.

Why didn't you tell me?

Um...

[ Chatter ]

Very good.

[ Chatter ]

Good, good, good.

[ Chatter ]

It's Mr. Thoughtful with a dozen roses for you.

[ Chatter ]

Well, uh, looks like we're going to make up a flower short,

so some of you boys are going to have to shoot.

[ Chatter ]

Where are the other two?

Stratton and Shrenstein.

We looked everywhere, sir, but...

Never mind. It doesn't matter.

You gentlemen seen your midterm grades yet?

Well, they're not posted yet, sir.

I've seen them.

Mr. Kroger, two C's, two D's, and an F.

That's a 1.2 grade average.

Congratulations, Kroger.

You're at the top of the Delta Pledge class.

Mr. Dorfmann.

Hello.

Zero point two.

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, sir.

Mr. Hoover, president of Delta Heart,

1.6, 4 C's, and an F, a fine example you set.

Daniel Simpson-Day has no grade point average.

All courses incomplete.

Mr. Blue.

Mr. Blue Tarski.

Zero point zero.

Now, I want you to tell Mrs. Stratton and Mr. Shrenstein,

exactly what I'm about to tell you now.

What's that, sir?

You're out.

Finished at Faber expelled.

I want you off this campus at nine o'clock, Monday morning.

And I'm sure you'll be happy to know

that I have notified your local draft boards

and told them that you are now all eligible for military service.

Well?

Out with it.

[GASPING]

Relax, Greg Honey.

You know, I know.

Everybody knows that I'd have certainly had it coming.

I don't think that Delta's will be giving us any more trouble.

No, Greg Honey.

Is it supposed to be this soft?

[GASPING]

Christ.

Seven years of college down a drain.

But as well join a fucking Peace Corps.

My mother's going to kill me.

I knew it.

I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Warmer.

Face it, Kent.

You threw up on Dean Warmer.

[GASPING]

Yes, you can.

[GASPING]

Jesus Christ.

What happened?

You look gross.

Pesc.

Well, some of the omegas do little dancing on my face.

Who was it?

Uh, it was Greg E. and Doug E. and some of the other

Hitler youth.

Why, what'd you do?

I don't know.

They're just animals, I guess.

Looks like I missed something.

Yeah, you did.

We're all officially kicked out of school.

Warmer just got our grades.

I kicked out of school.

[GASPING]

That makes sense.

Hey!

But just lying around shit.

Well, what the hell was supposed to do, you moron?

War's over, man.

Warmer dropped the big one.

What?

Over?

Did you say over?

Nothing is over until we decided it.

Was it over when the Germans bomb pro?

What is bomb pro?

Water?

Hell no!

Warmer, forget it is rolling.

And he over now.

That's when the goin' gets tough.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

A tough get goin'.

Who's with me?

Let's go!

Come on!

[SCREAMING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

What the fuck happened to the Delta?

I used to know.

Where's the spirit?

Where's the guts?

Huh?

This could be the greatest night of our lives.

But you're gonna let it be the worst.

Oh, we're afraid to go with you, Bureau.

We might get in trouble.

We'll just test my ass from now on.

Not me.

I'm not gonna take this.

Warmer!

He's a dead man.

Warmer!

Dead!

There you are!

Dead!

I'm dead.

Look, I was right.

I caught it.

But absolutely right.

We gotta take these bastards.

No.

We could fight 'em with conventional weapons.

That could take years.

We cost millions of lives.

No, no, no.

In this case, I think we have to go all out.

I think this situation absolutely requires a really,

futile and stupid gesture.

Be done on somebody's part.

We're just the guys to do it.

Let's do it.

Let's die!

No, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

♪ ♪

[gunshot]

[snoring]

♪ ♪

[snoring]

Tommy?

[snoring]

Hi.

I'm Larry.

I'm from the town of Denver, me.

I took you to the party.

Wait a minute.

[snoring]

So how can we show up now?

I'd expect to see you.

Well, I never got a chance to say goodnight

to you after the bar.

No kidding.

I almost pumped my stomach.

Look, is it okay if we go for a walk or something?

Well, I could get some beer.

No. Not tonight, okay?

I'm sorry. You might get lucky without it.

[snoring]

Before we go any further, there's something I have to tell you.

I lied to you. I've never done this before.

You've never made out with a girl before?

No. I mean, I've never done what I think we're going to do in a minute.

I sort of did once, but I was gone.

Okay, Larry, neither of I.

It's fine.

I'm the sides.

I lied to you, too.

Oh, yeah?

What about?

I'm only 13.

[APPLAUSE]

Yes.

Ma was there.

Excuse me, please.

Five minutes.

Excuse me, please.

Excuse me.

OK.

Get off that mailbox.

That's government property.

Come on, let's go.

Move it.

Excuse me, please.

Would you publish?

Thank you very much.

A mic you can't see.

Is it hard if he stands in front of you?

No.

Move her.

Oh, where's Boob?

Katie, I don't think you should stay around here.

What are you talking about?

We all got expelled last night.

What?

Why?

Where's Boob?

Katie, listen to me.

I think you'd be glad later if you weren't here now.

[APPLAUSE]

Yeah, I have 10,000 marbles, please.

[APPLAUSE]

[CHEERING]

It gives me great pleasure to present this ceremonial gold

play the whistle to this year, honorary Grand Marshal Dean Vernon

Wimmer.

Mr. Marshall, the streets of favor are yours.

Thank you, Mr. Mayor.

[CHEERING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[CHEERING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Let's go.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey!

Hey, boy!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Thank you, guys.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

What the fuck's going on down there?

- I know, I know, I know.

Let's stop this now, Joe!

Get that, kill Sce Island, stand up for him.

That's a bit of a point for Christ's sake!

[music playing]

- Three minutes, four!

Four is four!

[music playing]

- It's time to shoot.

[music playing]

- Get the game!

[music playing]

- Oh, my God!

[music playing]

- Let's take the cheese.

[music playing]

- I hate those guys.

[music playing]

- Cool.

- What is this great?

[music playing]

- Oh, it's a blouse!

[music playing]

- You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.

- Remake!

[music playing]

- This may seem an in-opportunes moment to ask Dean Wurmer,

but do you think you could see your way clear to giving us

just one more chance?

[music playing]

- Daddy!

Mom, dad, this is Larry Kroger.

Boy, you're the last to me last month.

We have to get married.

- We should discuss this some other time, so I know that you're

very busy.

[music playing]

- All right, you best dance!

- Who is it?

- Your damn world, who it is.

I'm sorry.

I'll come back later.

I'm doing the dishes.

[music playing]

- All right, look at my thumb.

[music playing]

- Gee, you're dumb.

[music playing]

- Whoa, dad!

[music playing]

- Whoa, she'll make fun before I make you!

[music playing]

- I'm here, my god!

[music playing]

(dramatic music)

(yelling)

(dramatic music)

(yelling)

(dramatic music)

(yelling)

(dramatic music)

(yelling)

(dramatic music)

(yelling)

(dramatic music)

(yelling)

(dramatic music)

(yelling)

(dramatic music)

(yelling)

(dramatic music)

(yelling)

(dramatic music)

♪ ♪

♪ Let me tell you about some friends I know ♪

♪ They kinda crazy much within the show ♪

♪ They can platter to the break of dawn ♪

♪ And now the sky you can't go wrong ♪

♪ Or the heat's gotta lead these men ♪

Every girl files a dude his hand

holding it can't play a thin nine now

And this is why my heat is the queen of the Valley

I'm a bull house

And a bull house

And a he's a real swell guy

Correct with jail, they've got to give her a tie

She'll talk and break their second turn up

They started under our till of the hunt

Ooh, Mr. Chen is nice, we gon' die

Found a step she's on his own his eye

Look, there's a man he hasn't here low

By bleeding, over, hoistain, the night

To the blood of the night

Come on baby dance with me

Baby, if we do the blood of the dog

We will get a day in the wild on me

Do the blood of the blood of the dog

Ooh, come on

Let me tell you something

He's one I tried to shut us down

But if there are any broke his crown

He didn't know about the dentist's punk

He came and had a new shot I stuck

I'm beyond a whole house

And a whole house

A whole house