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Original subtitles

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What?

I'm not kissing or shitting for three days.

Oh!

Come on, I thought you ladies were tougher than that!

You're not me, Bartle of the van, right?

Yes, I'd let you borrow the van, but you're gonna be missing out.

What?

Being one with nature!

Please!

What?

Before we have a niceties of indoor plumbing, that's how man, connected with nature by

pissing and shitting in the woods.

Well, woman is taking man's van to the nearest porcelain throne, or else nature will be

the only thing that may get sick of this weekend.

Woman gets what woman wants?

Damn, skippy idea.

Mm-hmm.

And since it's your birthday, you just make it with people like to.

Okay, let's go.

What's up here, Bartle?

Nothing yet, let's keep it that way.

I mean, you could have at least checked about what if he was hot.

I'm not gonna hook up with some guy in a random bathroom.

You probably would have thought you'd throw it.

Or stuffed it.

What, you?

You just got out of our relationship, right?

Yes, I am back on the market.

I'm just saying it may be time to do a little horror in a wreck.

What?

Are we not talking about that?

Why did I come?

Because I asked you two, "What did you do that?"

Because you're my friend and I need somebody to have fun with while these two are screwed

with each other's brains out.

Yeah, so when does the fun start?

How about right now?

I like it.

Whoa, can we give you a give, can we give you a give, can we give you a give?

You all right?

I'll tell you guys I've been in Indiana for a little wedding today.

I'm in Indiana for a little wedding today.

I'll tell you today.

No water, no electricity.

No reception though.

I think we'll manage.

Guys, it's gonna be awesome.

Grab your shit.

I know that I know I can be in a toilet like I said when it's two men are kind of

sure what it got in Ben and Bertha present.

You know you're just being here.

It's enough for him, but if you really wanted to get him something in.

What?

Excuse me.

What is he doing?

God only knows.

I'm just not gonna sleep with her.

It's a weird promise she made her a really good one.

Oh, we have a deck.

So who was he?

The guy.

Oh, that was Mark.

He's gonna come to the party tonight.

Okay.

What?

It's your boyfriend's birthday.

Yeah.

So you invited a stranger to your boyfriend's birthday party.

So?

All right.

It's none of my business.

She's got to mess up a little bit.

Something to get you in the mood?

No.

Now right now.

Don't you ring on my parade, cake boy.

This will let your old roommate.

Yep.

She's special.

Yep.

What's a cake boy?

Yeah.

Do you want the left or the right?

Yeah.

That's not a big deal.

As long as I can keep my stuff in here though.

Yeah.

That's a problem.

Get your trucks on.

Let's go swimming.

Maybe we're in that brain trucks.

There's a big truck.

Yeah.

I got a spare pair.

Thank you.

So is it like a lake?

Oh yeah.

It's a nice little walk from here.

Not too bad.

Yeah.

That's not like gross or anything, right?

Nice and clean.

Come on.

Let's go.

Mm.

Good lady.

Oh, thank you.

You ladies ready?

Ditch, we've been ready.

Josh, hurry up.

What's this?

What's what?

Where are the red briefs about you?

I didn't bring those.

Go look in the leg of your spare blue jeans.

Look at what I'm wearing.

I dress sexy for you all the time.

The least you could do is wear something sexy for me.

Quit broke well.

What on my birthday?

Your birthday's in jeopardy.

If you don't go in there and change into those briefs.

Fine.

Go.

Get.

Swear to God I gotta put a shot collar on him next.

Josh, did you exit?

I would tell you what to wear all the time.

No.

What?

You're lucky.

What's taking so long?

I thought we were supposed to be the slow ones.

Mm.

Are you ladies ready to pass judgment on John?

No.

What's going on?

I'm not going to do it.

>> Oh, and I am.

>> Yes, you're my bitch.

Two of the ones!

Boys first.

>> We go first?

>> Yeah, you guys go first.

>> You heard her.

>> Spiders.

>> Yeah.

>> I hate spiders.

>> I don't care.

>> You'll be fine.

>> I don't know how I get learned.

But it is better to just do what I'm saying.

>> Does that make trouble with that?

>> I don't know.

>> Okay, just go to the beach like normal people.

>> Where are you going to be?

>> It's a beach of the lake.

>> It's a dirty, gross lake.

How do you know?

Never been there.

>> I'm going to grab my sinky down.

>> It's a scary.

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>> So, I have a favorite task here.

>> Yeah.

>> That van's birthday present.

>> I don't know, but you got a fabric a egg.

>> What?

>> I'm going to fucking bring that.

>> Did you guys do that all the time?

>> Oh, yeah.

But there's only things that you want to try and then like,

you can do.

So, if you're going to do one of those,

you could help me with something that would be so--

>> For do for us, and it would totally blow in my bed.

>> What are you talking about?

>> Let's see it all.

>> Oh, my God.

>> What?

>> I can't believe you just asked me to be in a three way.

>> People do it.

>> It's not weird.

>> I can't make out with Ben.

>> Why not?

>> I can't make out with you.

>> Why not?

>> Because I'm just not into that.

>> You're not into that.

>> Really?

>> How do you even know he's into me?

>> Trust me.

>> He is.

>> You're serious.

>> Mm-hmm.

>> He's here a boyfriend.

>> Sharing is caring.

>> Oh, my God.

>> No, you just have to do it like, you know,

one time will take a valve because we--

>> On this wild and crazy week,

I'm never have to talk about it again.

Even just a little bit would be so awesome, please.

>> I'll think about it.

>> Thank you.

I didn't say yes.

>> I can't feel so thinking about it.

>> Is there anything I could in?

>> Yeah.

>> All right.

>> I'm going to be so far.

>> What?

>> Get it off me.

Get it off me.

>> Get it off me.

>> Come down.

>> I don't see anything.

>> Get what happened.

>> No, no, I don't see anything.

>> I don't see anything.

>> I don't see spiders.

>> Why don't do spiders?

>> Oh, my God.

That dance though.

>> Oh, shut up.

>> You lost your shit.

>> They have eight eyeballs.

They have eight eyeballs.

>> Eight eyeballs and then they wrap their prey up and they sucked at you.

>> I have a still alive.

>> This next one is all you.

You go first this time and next one is all you.

>> Okay.

>> I'm just not sure.

>> Fuck you.

>> This is spider.

>> Oh, my God.

>> I have a strict two eyeball, four leg, no juice sucking rule.

If you can't do that, then we're not friends.

Have you ever read Charlotte's with the babies?

They eat the mother.

>> They eat her.

>> Whoo!

>> Throw that guy.

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>> Oh, my God.

>> Oh, it's not so bad.

I can't use to.

>> What's it seriously though?

Comfort him.

>> It's okay.

>> Seriously though.

I wanted to take a minute.

Thank you guys all for coming out.

This is making my 26 really special.

I know you're not all the outdoorsy type.

>> It means a lot.

>> You sure you guys wouldn't have rather had a romantic hit away for two?

>> I mean, we always have a romantic hit away for two.

It's just wherever we are.

>> Mm-hm.

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>> And I'm like now.

>> Mm-hm.

>> Hey, third wheel.

>> That's cool, we'll.

>> Come on, guys.

>> I'm sure he's getting out of here.

>> [LAUGH]

>> Mm-hm.

>> I feel like I'm watching a movie.

>> Yeah, we should.

>> Oh my God.

>> What?

>> Oh my God.

>> What?

>> You turned me.

>> No, you turned me.

>> Shut up.

>> I don't even like the dick anymore.

I hate the dick.

I have seen the light.

>> I don't know.

>> I love it so much that you can see me at the pussy my face.

>> Let me eat.

>> I don't know.

>> I love it so much that you can see me at the pussy my face.

>> Let me eat.

>> Please be brother.

>> What else do we have?

>> This is yours.

>> That's yours.

>> You're out of there.

>> [LAUGH]

>> You're out of there.

>> [LAUGH]

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Now that we've care about you, no no it's totally fine.

I wanna know that 30 quippant's back.

All right, you're right.

It was a banana.

>> You lied.

>> What's the penalty for lying?

>> Well, the penalty is you have to go first and truth or death.

If I go first, I'm the one that has someone else, truth or death.

That's not much of a penalty, okay?

>> Jennifer.

>> [LAUGH]

>> Truth or death?

>> No, Jennifer, we've been over this before.

The options are truth or death.

The options aren't truth, there or-

>> [LAUGH]

>> Truth.

>> Okay, I guess I'm supposed to make this one a dirty one.

>> Bring it.

>> Okay.

>> Was your first sexual experience, a good one or a bad one?

>> [SOUND]

>> I'm gonna go with bad.

>> [LAUGH]

>> Next, get in the jail.

>> Boo, boo.

>> You tell us.

>> [SOUND]

>> Well, I mean, we were 15 and he just didn't know what he was doing, right?

He just didn't- what was his name?

>> [LAUGH]

>> Roger.

>> [LAUGH]

>> That's where he went wrong.

>> [LAUGH]

>> His day was Roger.

>> Who's grandfather was he?

>> And Roger was a nice boy, but I don't care how nice a 15 year old boy is when you guys are

warning at that age, you're all the same.

You're like dogs.

>> We are very excited.

>> Yeah.

>> Tell me about it.

>> Roger was in before I knew it.

And I told him to go slow and easy and he was like,

"Oh baby, it's my first time too."

And I promise I'll make it good for you.

>> [LAUGH]

>> I mean, I told him to slow down and take it easy, but that horny little fucker

Jack hammered me for about 20 whole seconds.

He told me it was all over.

The only thing I got out of that experience was a split hymen.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> You know, the dog kisses that I split my hymen in P that time when I was playing volleyball

and I did this baby.

>> Baby, baby, baby.

>> Wait, you're turn.

>> [LAUGH]

>> I know you love this dude, but it's not easy.

>> Anyway, it was awkward and he was like a robot the whole time we were doing it.

>> And he lost interest in me immediately afterward.

>> Oh.

>> Don't give me sympathy mother fucker.

>> True, they're there.

>> Me?

>> Yeah, yeah.

>> No, truth.

>> No, listen.

>> You're turn will come.

>> Yeah, just calm down a little.

>> I see.

>> All right, right back at you.

>> What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?

>> Wait, wait, wait, are we counting the bathrooms today?

>> [LAUGH]

>> Old man glory hole.

>> Shut up.

>> I'm never going to live that down.

>> No, it would probably be, no, it's with my friend Jude.

>> Hey.

>> Shut up.

>> We were in high school together.

He came over one day, we were hanging out and things were going good and I thought things

were kind of leading to Latio.

>> [LAUGH]

>> This is Latio.

>> [LAUGH]

>> I very proper.

And so, you know, I thought, well, I took a bathroom break and I went and I cleaned

up as you do and I came back and blown the whole one thing led to another and he went

down on me and immediately jumped back up spitting and said, yo dick.

>> He's like so.

>> [LAUGH]

>> He's my son.

>> Thank you for laughing at my pain.

If you learn anything, you just shouldn't left it in its natural juices.

>> That's what happened so thick.

>> All right, so cats.

>> Yeah, damn me.

>> You're right there.

>> Why would you do this?

>> You would totally say that.

Oh my God, yeah, this is hard because there's nothing you won't do.

>> There he just said that's on his face.

>> There he said on his face.

>> I dare you to sit on Ben's face.

>> Yeah, I said on your face, I have to do it.

I have to.

>> This is my birthday.

>> I know, and for your birthday, I'm just going to sit on your face.

I have to, it's a tear.

>> It's a tear.

>> No, no, it's a tear.

>> I'm looking for something.

>> You're looking for something.

>> No, it's a tear.

>> No, no, no.

>> I'm looking for something.

>> What is it?

>> I'm looking for something.

>> You can tell my face, but you have to do something nice for me later.

>> I think we'll make this something nice for you later.

>> All right, get it over there.

>> Yes, yes, yes.

>> You got my butt on your face.

>> All right.

>> Two.

>> One.

>> All right.

>> You can get off me now.

>> Don't move.

>> Get off me now.

>> Don't move.

>> Get off me.

>> Five, five, five.

>> In your eyes.

>> Her other lips are sweaty too.

>> And they're on your face.

>> So cat, it is your turn to ask a question.

>> All right.

>> Come on.

>> Two, three, four.

>> Challenge accepted.

I'm going to say dare.

>> Mm.

>> I'm going to say dare.

>> Mm.

>> What?

>> I dare you.

>> Two.

>> Kiss the person.

>> You find here most sexually attractive.

>> On the lips.

>> For at least.

>> Five.

>> Oh, wow.

>> Oh, five second.

>> I'm right here.

It's fine.

It's okay.

>> Hey, I am comfortable in my head or sexuality.

So if you need to kiss me, you go ahead and plant one right there.

>> Oh.

>> Can't be scared to find.

>> What?

>> They caught a wrong joke.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh.

I'm going to stand up and whad.

Yes.

(chuckles)

I think that's a little more than five seconds.

(chuckles)

Guys, I mean, come on.

Come on, get a rumor or a tent or something.

This could be a round in the game.

I could go all night if you want.

Is your call?

Cool.

(clicks)

Is that right?

Is that just happening?

You're hot, dude.

Well, I guess that's the end of truth of that.

Hmm.

That's why we have our own way to make things fun.

Let's be doing well.

That might work a bit easier to do that.

Yeah.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

What are you doing?

Oh, thank you.

Yeah.

(chuckles)

Hmm.

Now, Jennifer and I are going to go in the house and get your birthday present, buddy.

Hmm.

All right.

Hmm.

I'll be right back.

Oh, good.

(chuckles)

Are you ready?

(chuckles)

(clicks)

Yeah.

I'm getting ready.

Close your eyes.

Okay.

(clicks)

Close.

They're closed.

(clicks)

Okay.

You can open them.

You got me you.

And throw us.

You know how most guys emphasize about me to grow at the same time?

Well, yeah, I mean, what guy doesn't?

Well, tonight, you got to be that guy.

Seriously.

(chuckles)

I say eight months is a long time, but two guys to be together.

Oh, no.

I get to just go out of the time.

Do you ever think we weren't meant to be in the know-dum?

Well, nothing.

It's not natural.

It's an unfair expectation that put on ourselves.

I know there's some comfort in a relationship.

Happens to find line between comfort and suffocation.

Sounds like somebody's been through some terrible relationships.

Not really.

I just know a lot of miserable people who are stuck in relationships.

They don't want to be in anymore.

Maybe there's such a thing as serial monogamy.

All right.

There you go.

Like monkeys.

Oh, monkeys.

Yeah.

I saw this documentary on monkeys one time.

We sort of got them another thing going on, but they also just kind of mess around with

the whole tribe.

You know, a young old gay straight, which is just go with the flow and have a good time

apparently.

Well, I also watched a video of a monkey masturbating with a frog.

He just picked that live little thing up, put its mouth right on his dick, and just murdered

that.

Oh, wow.

Yes.

I don't know if we should aspire to the social politics of monkeys.

I don't know.

Could be fun.

So which do you want to be?

A monkey or the frog?

Yeah.

Sure.

Why not?

Come on.

You do not want to be 90 years old lying on your deathbed.

Remembering the time you were alone and the woods with a guy you barely know, and he could

have played monkey in the frog, but she didn't.

With it.

[Sighs]

With it.

[Sighs]

Wow.

Oh, this for me.

Uh-huh.

But before you get it on, you've got to do some for us first.

[Sighs]

Wait, stop, stop.

Why?

Because I don't want to finish it.

It's my turn.

Oh, okay.

[Sighs]

It's like soap.

It's very funny.

I'm gonna wash your mouth out with it.

[Sighs]

Oh, relax.

She was...

No, no, no, you're just high.

It's okay.

Just come on down.

Shh.

It's lie back.

Let us take care of you.

Just enjoy the show, okay?

[Sighs]

You cool?

[Sighs]

You know, this trip turned out a lot more interesting than I thought it was going to.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Thought I was gonna be the fifth wheel, but instead, the frog.

[Laughs]

Blame these woods, man.

I've been horny ever since I got here.

You're included.

[Sighs]

[Music]

Won't you let us in?

[Music]

What are you gonna look at me?

Hey.

You good?

That's better than you awake.

[Music]

Mark?

[Music]

Mark?

[Music]