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I love women, but like a lot.

So much.

I actually get kind of emotional when I talk about this.

I'm sorry.

I think it's because I have so much respect for women.

I mean, if women around the world, how much better off would we be?

I'm kind of like the biggest feminist there is.

When I'm holding a woman, I've got one hand behind the back of her neck

and two fingers up inside her, and I'm just tweaking that G-spot,

and I'm just playing it like a stratabarias,

and ecstasy.

I mean, that's like a religious experience.

And I'm not going to lie to you.

I don't think Picasso or Da Vinci has done anything more inspired than I do when I'm with a woman.

And in my own small way, I've made a contribution.

I've made the world just a little bit better.

I guess I exist to please women.

That's it.

Thank you, Rachel.

That's was impressive.

It almost sounds like you actually believe what you're saying.

Oh, it's yours.

Okay.

I'm about to get a little insulted here.

I don't only do I believe what I'm saying, but what you just heard, that's my credo.

Bleasing women is your credo.

It is.

It's my credo, tell them, Andy.

Yes, yes.

That is his credo.

He's told me many times that that was his credo.

But it's your credo, Andy.

I don't know if I could really sum up my whole value system in a couple of sentences.

It's a complex, Andy.

Yep.

Give it a shot, buddy.

Okay.

I believe in justice.

And I think that everyone has the right to assemble.

We have to go to the bathroom and make a little pee-pee.

Eva.

Okay.

Don't be long on this, you.

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What the fuck are you talking about?

Look at my-- what the fuck are you talking about?

Me!

My-- whatever that was, I stopped listening.

I zoned out.

I'm looking at you.

You're saying words that don't make sense.

Andy, Andy, do we just pay attention, okay?

We're this close to pussy town.

This close, we're sitting at a gas station right inside a pussy town.

With an orange crush and a slim gem.

I'm a cruise on in to pussy town.

Please stop saying pussy town.

I'm rusty.

All right.

I don't want you to expect.

I'm rusty.

Okay, but there's two of this.

Andy?

From love, Tonsa.

[GRUNTS]

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[GRUNTS]

Oh, hey.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

No, god, damn it.

I mean, what the--

I mean, look at--

[GRUNTS]

Oh, look at you.

Look at you.

You are so sexy and you're gorgeous.

And guys, kind of insane that I'm not in this right now.

You know what I mean?

What are we doing here?

You're enjoying it as an Andy.

They're having fun.

No.

It's not fun for me.

No, it's not.

You know, it's not fun for me, unless--

I feel something.

And I told it.

No, I don't feel anything.

I don't care about you at all.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Fine.

Just take me out.

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Morning, Sajan.

If these aren't the fluffiest, most delicious pancakes

on the planet, at the batter in the milk of the eggs,

and I thought to myself, you know what?

How do I weight these up?

Baking powder, all right?

But I want that buttermilk flavor.

The buttermilk is the key.

Please, please tell me I'll stay here.

Oh, I got this maple syrup from a guy in Vermont off eBay.

Farmer only makes 40 bottles a year.

It's like freaking Lorenzo's oil.

Is that anger from last night?

Oh, yeah.

I record them all the ice sights, storm on the 80 gig.

I didn't work out.

I sent her home.

Yeah, you did.

Home to Papa.

Wait, this is how we got off the plane.

Oh, yeah.

Woo!

Woo!

Oh, that's good.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Not gonna mind.

He's so happy.

You're not gonna mind if he's so--

Sajan!

700 dinky donuts franchise around the country.

You don't mention that?

You give me robots tossing giant donuts on the skyscrapers.

Donuts space ships shooting lasers at robots.

Donuts and robots.

Robots and donuts.

Who do these little cartoons?

Oh, that's Andy.

Ah.

Got an eye.

Mm-hmm.

That's it.

I mean, I keep hearing what an amazing creative team you two are.

I don't see it.

Oh, come on.

Now, Alan, these are my A team.

You said you wanted to--

For us, these two guys are more plugged into the culture

than anybody I've got.

Maybe I should plug my business into another agency

because these guys clearly miscalculating.

It looks like you guys miscalculated that happens.

You know, we tried the robots and donuts idea.

You know, we thought it would be hot, sticky.

They went for sticky and hot.

We thought it would pop.

We should have popped, didn't pop.

I've never seen anything like it.

It happens.

What is funny is that this is actually our plan B.

We have a plan A along the lines of what you've been talking about.

You know, tradition and quality.

Give us a couple of days.

A few days.

Two days is good.

That's two days.

That's a couple of days.

That's all the need.

You can do that.

Yeah?

No.

Excuse me?

I mean, yeah, we can come with something else, no problem.

But you know what's not going to be as good as this.

Wait a minute.

What's this?

No.

This is really good.

Really creative out of the box stuff here.

And if you can't see that, I don't think that's our problem.

I think that's your problem.

And maybe it's his norin agency for you.

Because I tell you something.

It's not about whether or not your donuts are delicious.

It's about you bringing your brand into the 21st century.

Bullshit, Jerry.

Jerry.

Huh?

I don't get a one.

What the fuck was that?

Guys, guys, fine.

You got me.

We'll do it your way.

Personally, I don't get it, but we'll pitch my dad.

God, you guys got balls.

Oh, yeah, they got to four big balls.

Big guy.

Incredible.

That was amazing.

I don't want to say it, but I'm proud of you, man.

I didn't know which way it was going to go.

You played that guy perfectly.

Perfectly, man.

It was a playing him, Jerry.

I'm just sick of all the bullshit in my life.

Good for you.

Yeah, I'm tired of it.

I'm tired of the one night stands.

I'm tired of crashing at your place for the past six months.

And I'm tired of feeling sorry for myself because my fiances

some dick from the gym and then dumb me up to five fantastic

years together.

Good, Vince.

I'm just taking a stand against bullshit.

Get it out.

You want to know my credo is Jerry?

What's that?

No more bullshit.

I love that credo.

Great.

Let's celebrate that credo tonight.

I've got an amazing situation lined up for us tonight.

Jerry.

Yeah.

Why are you getting just like the slightest bit sick of me?

A little bit sick of you?

No.

We work together.

We live together.

You know, we hang out together every night.

There's unhealthy.

What's not healthy?

Us!

That is not.

Okay, fine.

What are you saying?

What are you going to plan tonight?

Yes.

Okay.

Good.

What are we doing?

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[APPLAUSE]

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Watch him!

He'll listen to me.

He'll be the girl.

I don't know.

He'll be the girl.

I don't know.

He'll be the girl.

I don't know.

He'll be the girl.

He'll be the girl.

I'm the girl.

I don't know.

He'll be the girl.

I don't know.

He'll be the girl.

He'll be the girl.

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First time.

Yeah, Burton.

Andy.

To call ahead to let him know you were coming.

No, actually.

Just wanted him to go with the street.

Yeah, fate.

Shall we?

They're not going to bind.

Unless you're as nicely.

Okay, everybody.

Let's take our seats.

It's a very exciting day.

We have somebody brand new ones to come and join the group.

Please come sit down.

Right here.

It's a chair for you.

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce Andy.

Hi, Andy.

Hi, Andy.

And Andy would like permission to join our group any objections.

Okay, welcome.

I'd like to start the introductions.

I'm Burton and I'm a sex addict.

I'm Tiffany.

I'm a sex addict too.

But I'm son of a 94 days now.

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I'm Freddie.

I'm addicted to love and I love to love that man.

My name is Herman.

December 10.

I'll have 19 years hooker free.

I'm from on Uno Am here.

Hi, Donnie.

Sex addict.

Unumploit compulsive masturbator.

How's everyone doing?

Hi, I'm Vanessa.

And I'm addicted to sex.

Yes!

Oh!

Dude, this is genius.

Why do we think of this before me?

And this is better than the Pilates, the Bibles,

today that book club that we joined?

Tell me about this shit, huh?

What's this, Nimford?

What's her king?

Hey, her name is Vanessa.

Okay, and she is a sex and love addict.

Okay, so what's she in too?

Last bottom mode.

Space docking, felging, Cleveland steamer,

the glumkin, the chili dog, Rust trombone,

the dirty Sanchez, what's she like?

What is wrong with you?

Jerry, it's a disease.

Okay, can we show some respect, please?

What's a disease?

It's a disease, Andy.

A disease is when you wake up with some chicken.

She's got kind of shoes around you where she has to go to the hospital.

That's a disease.

You're really into this, Nimford.

You're really into this, Nimford.

You know what, something that's weird?

Yeah.

She said that she recently left Jumbo's clown room, right?

And that Jumbo's clown room was this really dangerous place

for her.

And I know this is kind of a metaphor for something,

but I mean, what was she like traumatized by party clown?

Was she with a kid or something else?

Jumbo's clown room, huh?

Jumbo's clown room.

Maybe that's what she calls her vagina.

It's just so big and so much fun.

Oh, Mary.

Don't make fun of her.

It's very sad.

No, no, no, no.

I'm telling you this is a terrible coincidence.

There's no way she worked here.

Any idea how much cash she's chirks rick in every night?

Please.

It doesn't matter.

I'm telling you there's no way for us to work here.

The answer worked here.

She sells my heartache.

Oh, this is sad, Andy.

You're right.

I'm so sad.

All right, all right.

She used to work here, right?

Which means that she quit, which means that she's making real progress.

Thank you.

So was I.

Keep digging, OK?

We have a struggle.

Oh, yeah.

Pretty sure this is illegal, man.

Oh, OK.

Have you ever dated a nice guy?

We're not really talking about me right now, though.

That's the thing.

Isn't that?

See?

What do you do?

Can you see that?

What?

Oh.

Someone is doing something huge today.

Earth's shattering.

Life changing huge.

What is it?

He's here.

Ooh.

That's cute.

OK, everybody.

Let's come together.

We have a limited amount of time.

So after I, you know, pleasure myself in the apartment, I had, but also the laundry room

and the lobby, right?

A couple of times I needed to get out.

So I went to get my haircut.

And, um, thanks, man.

But, you know, they give you shampoo beforehand.

Yeah, it's very creamy.

I like a paper.

And, you know, the woman they have there.

She really gets in there in the scalp and really she rubs your head, and she smells good.

And the shampoo smells so good.

And I'm wearing an apron, right?

So I figured, who's going to notice?

She noticed.

The urgh.

The mom.

The s--

The s--

So.

That's my second strike.

Wow.

She called the cop.

Yeah.

One more, and I'm doing serious time.

And if that's true, Donnie, what is your bottom line for this coming week?

Only at home.

Here's the question.

Can you handle that?

I think that I can.

I know you can.

Because we're getting into the whole condiments thing lately.

I'll tell us about that.

Well, it's all on my fridge.

It's genius, right?

Mayo.

I mean, that's a given.

That's old school.

All the kids are doing that, but it mustered.

What?

Totally.

Tabasco sauce.

You have to be careful with, because if it gets in your re-threat,

it'll burn the shit out of it.

Oh!

You're right in the tip of the penis.

Oh.

But they're relish.

Relish.

Because it's bumpy.

It's too.

It's good, really.

Come back, we'll get you this week.

I'm not sure if you're going to come back, we'll get you this week.

Excuse me, Vanessa.

I was wondering if you may have some time to be interested in going

on a cup of coffee with me or something.

All right, I got some sand on the screen.

Any?

Hey, I'm Herman.

This is Johnny.

Hey.

Hey.

Johnny.

We're going to get something to eat.

Yep.

Good.

I found that.

Yeah, yeah.

No, no.

I'm going to eat.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Did you taste down by a while, then?

They've got a whole section of the devote exclusively to the anus.

And I'm talking to gain this.

I'm talking to head throw away this.

You've got like a thousand titles.

One month I spent two grand in there.

I maxed out my visa master card, optimal.

What can I say?

I'm a tissue man.

You know, the asshole is a new vagina.

Yes, it is.

Hey, here's a little touch for the tissue man.

Hey, Mr. Cleavage.

Hello.

I got a date tonight.

What do you think?

I mean, you know, I like to put him like this, sir.

Maybe push him in and lift him up at the same time.

Those are all good options.

But I think that's false advertising because that's not what they're going to look like for

real zies when I get up in there.

I will fuck you in half.

You'll pick me.

Who's the new me?

Lisa, this is Andy.

Andy.

What's your kink?

I'm sorry, what's my kink?

Come on, man.

And serving these sickos for years, please.

This one beats as dick like it owes him money.

That one would drill a hole in a ham and fuck it.

What's your thing, Andy?

What's your freaky freaky thigh?

I want to be completely honest with you.

I'm not into the freaky freaky freaky.

Yeah.

Yeah, neither.

[LAUGHTER]

Where?

Where?

Where?

Oh, I was in there for a second.

I was really in there.

Back in a minute.

Donnie, has that only at home they go out for you?

He tries.

Listen, I'm going to get going, so thanks a lot for him.

No, I wanted to talk to you at first, Andy.

I noticed that you've taken a special interest in Vanessa.

Vanessa, no, I haven't.

Well, I wouldn't blame you.

I think she's beautiful.

Smart, funny, talented.

I mean, it makes sense.

But a couple months ago, she was a mess.

And she was stripping every night down in Jumbo's.

And she's come a long way because of the group.

And I got her job with Dr. Pete Craggy's of veterinarian.

We get her to move out of Luke's place and she's going to be sat.

I'm very proud of her.

And that's why we have an ironclad rule that you cannot date anyone else from the group.

Ever.

Not a negotiable.

You understand what I'm saying?

Oh, yeah.

No, I understand.

Yeah.

Hey, guys.

What I miss.

I was giving it in the talk.

Oh, the talk.

Good.

How'd it go?

I think Andy understands it very, very well.

Hey, you guys finished over here?

Want me to wrap this up to go?

Yes, please.

Oh, can I get a sight of it relishing it to go come?

I'll kick you in the cunt, you little douche.

[LAUGHTER]

Yeah.

Well, we're at a relish.

Oh, no, he didn't.

What if the scottering man?

That freak is like the Christopher Columbus of Wackin' Off.

I had arrested between my legs.

Look like a dodger dog.

What else have you learned?

Nothing.

Nothing.

What do you mean nothing?

You're breaking bread with these sickos.

You're an honorary pervert.

Yeah, that's exactly the problem.

Because they have all these rules.

The worst one is that members can't date other members.

I don't know how I'm kidding.

This is impossible.

Oh, nothing's impossible, man.

These rules don't apply to you.

So you can't date another member that you meet in the group.

Meet her somewhere else.

This one, I'm thinking of taking home myself.

[LAUGHS]

She's fixed.

She's from a loving home.

She's got all her shots.

I don't think so.

[LAUGHS]

Are you sure?

You don't get any speed or delay.

I can see that.

That one's screwed.

Don't you mean--

Yeah.

Well, what kind of doggy look for?

What do you think for?

Injured.

Tell you what, you help me make a good impression.

I'll scratch your tummy for you.

Like this.

It was a little taste of it.

Not done.

You like that?

You like how you scratch your tummy?

Oh, I'm not doing that.

I'm not doing that.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

No.

Hey.

Hi.

Wow.

What a coincidence.

It's me, Annie, from the meetings.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, I know who you are.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, next to the room.

And that's what happened.

But yeah, it's so crazy.

Running into you like this.

How do you can't believe this?

You know what?

I think that you made a mistake.

Um, you wrote Andy down as the dog's name?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, his name's Annie too.

We're both--

We're both Annie's.

The brother's Annie.

You know he's really a sweet and caring and just a great companion.

You know that Andy?

All he wants is love.

He means she.

Yeah, she of course.

What would--

Yeah.

Yeah.

Right.

So what is the matter with Andy?

Ah, it's her leg.

Yeah.

It's missing.

That's pretty sad.

But you are working with animals and helping them.

That's amazing.

Well, how important are you here?

Why are you here?

I really want to grab that coffee with you sometime.

And I've been out with Herman and Donnie and they gave me the whole talk.

So I know all the rules.

But you ran out before I got a chance to tell you I'm not an addict.

So there's really no problem with us getting the--

You're not a sex addict.

I know I-- I sound really crazy, but listen, I'm a good person.

And I just really want to get to know you better.

Well, I can't discuss this here, but I'll see you at the meeting tomorrow.

All right?

Dr. will be right in.

Bye, Andy.

Bye, baby.

Good.

OK.

Bye.

I could handle the holotosis.

But I don't know, guys, if I can commit to a man who falls asleep to ring for play.

Two hours of kind of lingers is a lot to ask of any man.

Maybe that's where he got to holotosis.

Seriously, not to mention the lock job, man.

If I just already deserve it, that story, am I right?

Come on.

Yes, I'm sorry.

Thank you so much for your insight.

Vanessa, I think you're up.

Well, I got a gig on my own.

Great.

This is a total dive.

There was like, I don't know, three people there.

But it's the first thing that I've done without Luke is my manager.

Is that douchebag still holding your demo tape hostage?

Yeah, he still has a demo tape.

There's really nothing I can do about that.

But do you know what I can do?

You know what I'm going to do?

I'm moving out.

I'm moving it with Tif.

Run.

[LAUGHTER]

You're going to go.

You're going to go.

You're asleep over.

That is wonderful.

All right.

Now, for you, the next time you fall in love with somebody, he is going to be a guy who's

going to take care of you, who will not manipulate you with sex.

Am I right?

I did meet someone recently.

Could you tell us about that?

Well, actually, it's someone right here in this room.

What?

You want to get me out of the room?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, this person has made me realize how ready I am to meet a decent, honorable guy.

And that's because he's not decent or honorable.

He saw me sing.

Came looking for me at Jumbo.

He didn't think that I knew about that, but I did.

And he came to see me at work yesterday, pretending it was a coincidence.

And when I walked into the examination room, I caught him spanking it through his pants

in front of a crippled dog.

I was not!

Oh, no, I don't know what you got.

Who are you?

And what are you doing here?

Because this is the only place in my life where I feel completely safe.

And if you're just going to come in here and ruin that for me, then you better have a damn good explanation.

Now, again, but I'm a good explanation.

Yeah, but I'm stuck talking about how broad we are.

Come on, man.

Say something.

Let's do it.

Excuse me, young man.

Don't you feel compelled to answer any of those allegations?

Okay.

Guess what, guys?

I'm not a sex addict.

Come on.

I'm old here because I wanted to meet Vanessa.

I saw her singing that night.

And then I followed her here.

Yeah.

Right.

Okay.

It's clear as a bell.

You go cruising.

You made it stranger, became obsessed.

You stalk her.

You masturbate in her office.

Textbook, please.

Please.

Welcome.

Why?

It's not a textbook.

It's crazy.

It's time to come clean, man.

No, be honest with yourself.

You're lying piece of shit.

Come on, bro.

Spit it up.

And do you?

This is what we call an intervention.

No, no, no, no, no.

This is my girl.

And he lied to us.

He used us.

Have a damn--

You aren't going down.

[CHEERING]

[CHEERING]

[CHEERING]

I'm doing it.

I'm doing it.

I'm doing it for a night.

I am a sex crease.

Uh, sexy horny.

Uh, sex, sex, funky.

Okay.

Is that what you want to hear?

Yes, that's what we want to hear.

Squeeze it out.

Push it out.

Hurge.

Oh, squeeze.

Please.

You want to hear some squeeze?

I'll tell you this.

I love women.

I love women.

I lift, please.

Women, all right?

You know?

When I work, that G spot, you know what I--

I'm going to go.

It's like--

When I do that, it's like, boom.

Mr. G spot.

That's what they call me.

What do they call me?

Mr. G spot.

What do they fucking call Mr. G spot?

That's right.

Mr. G spot.

Yeah.

I live in Busy Town.

What?

Yeah.

I live in Busy Town.

I'm so at Busy Town.

I know what you mean.

Oh, follow in my tongue.

Oh, my tongue.

I'll tell you about my tongue.

Things I do with my tongue.

Oh, yes.

Well, I-- I-- I-- I--

I live with it.

And I-- I suck my tongue.

Look out.

Down.

Down.

Down.

So.

OK.

Andy.

What?

Welcome home.

Hi!

[CHEERING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Come on.

Where's it coming?

It's going.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Why is this so easy?

You need to spill.

Give us money.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

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We've got to be the bird.

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Oh.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

But you've tweaked that dog.

[LAUGHTER]

It just gets better.

So what did you guys--

What did you guys think?

Uh, wow.

What was it, Andy?

Uh, it was--

Dreadful.

What didn't you like about it?

We did not like the part where you were pressing the keys

down and making noise.

Everything else was spot on.

You know, the hair, love that.

I love it.

You were spinning when you were saying it.

River's got half as breakfast in his beard.

I love knowing he had this morning.

That was good.

That was good.

So mangled, spitting, singing.

Those are good notes.

It's good meeting, guys.

Let's crank it out.

[LAUGHTER]

Uh, what?

Come on.

They are a great musical team.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I'm not worried about them.

That's just--

That's just--

Uh, look, Andy, I'm not going to lie to you.

This is a rough situation.

I mean, maybe I'm missing something, but this girl is a sex addict.

Right?

Right?

Which means she's addicted to sex.

Hello, low hanging fruit.

Pull it off the goddamn tree already.

Yeah.

Are you listening to anything I'm saying?

She hates me.

I know.

She hates you.

Which is a good thing.

Hatred is like foreplay for these sex monsters.

You belong in these meetings.

You know that, right?

You should have seen what kind of freak they thought I was when I started talking like you.

Okay, well, you clearly used me out of context,

because what I have is a gift.

Not a disease.

Oh, you were a gift.

Yes.

Every woman has at least one thing that gets her highly excitable.

I find out what that one thing is, and I work it.

It's the inevitable result.

Exactly.

This is a skill that very few possess.

It's a God-given talent, Andy.

You know what?

I'll clarify that the next meeting.

Wait, what?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, look, look right here.

That is never going to happen.

You understand that you are never ever coming to a meeting with me.

You got it?

You know what you need?

Fresh perspective.

Oh, come on.

Look at the way she controls that beast for the thaw muscles.

Ooh, that's the way they talk to the horses, you know, with the thaw muscles.

That's great.

Oh, man.

Women who ride horses are super sexualized.

It's a fact.

That's why young girls love unicorns.

It's essentially a white horse with a dick on a side.

It's a no brainer.

We go down to the equestrian center.

We stand on the side of the paddock.

We wait for them to just ride around and get wet and ready.

That's what riding does.

It gets them on a wet and ready.

What?

I'm serious.

When that chick gets off that horse, she's got to go run one out.

And we'll be the only thing standing between that horse and that chick

diddling her beef drips.

Oh, please, I'll see if beef drips.

Look at him bounce.

I love it.

I love it.

I love it.

Hello?

Who's that?

Donnie.

Is that relish?

Tell him I'm a fan.

I'm a fan relish.

Yeah, what's the problem?

Andy, get off the phone.

Come on, man.

Fresh perspective.

There's a problem with Herman.

Who the fuck's Herman?

He's one of the guys in the group.

Come on, the hell with him.

Let's go.

Hooker.

Andy.

Andy.

Come on, man.

The job persellone, cost 300 bucks.

Are you coming?

There he is.

There he is.

Oh, all right.

Okay.

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

What's going on?

All right.

Here's the situation, bro.

Okay.

He's been in his van for almost an hour.

Do we try to talk him down?

Nothing's working, bro.

I thought you called you guys for help.

There you do.

Here's the deal.

There was a phone call, yes.

But then he just got this faraway sound as voice like it was cut off.

Like he wasn't himself anymore.

Man, and now he won't even answer his cell phone.

Totally shut his down, bro.

So what the pants?

You right?

Seriously.

Look, he'll listen to you, okay?

'Cause you've been there before.

But don't look late.

He's a friendly neighborhood.

I gotta go.

I'm in a good place right now, and he's just not good to be here.

So I'm gonna bolt.

Good lot, seriously, bro.

This place is way too cheap, man.

You can get blown for like a bucket of chicken,

and I just got paid, brother.

We're out of here.

Okay, man.

What are you guys--

What am I supposed to say to him?

What am I supposed to say to him?

What are you guys doing?

I'm going to say to him.

I'm going to go out.

You've got him.

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Go away!

All right.

So what's--

What's going on?

[SIGHS]

What happened is that you did.

Okay, it's done now, so why don't we just go home.

[SIGHS]

Please, man.

Fuck it.

Don't anything yet.

What do you mean?

Need out.

I'm right.

We're going to do some business or what?

You stink like rat poison back here,

and I think agreed to not speak with.

You guys are kinky, and we're jockey on that sex row.

Did you forget how to blow?

You fucking were my own.

You're my own.

Not a lot of it, man.

[APPLAUSE]

[APPLAUSE]

What's okay, set up?

Okay, 100 long lonely nights of celery.

Three things got me through.

My water pick, record boards, my head, and see in your ugly faces.

Every week.

That really killed my sex drive.

I love you guys!

We love you too, cheers.

Yay!

Hey, what do you freak celebrate, huh?

Let me guess.

You all got together.

Jeez on a cookie, and you got to eat it.

How am I going?

I love you guys.

I love you.

Because you all want to fuck me, and that's incredibly good

for myself, esteemed.

I'll go cut this up.

You know, myself, a Steve's got that high, but it'd be a lot

lower for when for a special someone who got my ass out of a very

sticky situation.

To Andy.

No, I'm talking about the hooker.

He's fucking hot.

You see all right?

He's a man.

He's a man.

He's a man.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

It's raining!

I know!

I tried to scooter!

You're going to get wet!

Get it over the door!

[LAUGHTER]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[LAUGHTER]

I'll just be a minute.

Take your time.

Shh.

Smarce sleeping.

It's just this little girl right here.

What's a hard time?

Yeah, baby.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, it's okay.

I'm not doing it.

I'm here now.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

She only falls asleep in my arms.

Are you on the clock right now?

What are we supposed to do?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Do you know, I think I may have misjudged you.

Yeah?

You're even sicker than I thought.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[GRUNTING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[GUNSHOT]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

You're on light.

You're on light.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

She's very scared to shit.

Anywhere in your calendar does it say drinks with Reeves?

Oh, shit.

I'm sorry, man.

I've totally forgot about that.

Yeah, apparently he was going to talk to us about something

important, something about our future.

Is he going to make his partners?

Oh, I don't know.

We weren't there to find out.

But what I do know is that Dinky Donuts

would be the biggest account that Reeves has ever had.

Oh, yeah, I know.

I also know that right now we have no shot at it.

Why?

Well, maybe it's because you're doing it again, Andy.

You're changing.

You're becoming the object of your affection.

Well, the real Andy grow a sack of nuts and be counted

for who you are instead of who you're with.

All right, you're talking on your ass.

Andy, we've known each other forever.

This is your fatal flaw.

With women, you're a chameleon.

Like one of those color-changing lizards.

You know what a chameleon is, Jeremy.

Sit down.

I want to show you something.

I'm working on it a lot.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Oh.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

So first, there was Heidi.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Getting all tubular and gnarly with Zoe.

I think she dumped you two weeks after I took this photo

of memory serves.

Throwing down mad rhymes with Tisha.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, Mr. Earthy poet, man.

See, I can't even find you in this photo.

Come on, where the fuck are you?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Imagine that.

Whoops.

Wait a second.

That's not supposed to be in there.

And finally, Cynthia, or as I like to call her,

Medusa, the devil woman stopped.

She was so much more deceptive than the others.

Because with her, see, you look like Andy.

But you weren't Andy.

It was like invasion of the body snatching pussy wiper cap.

OK, thank you.

You're managing points.

Whatever your credo.

Huh?

No more bullshit.

What happened to that?

I mean, we've got a fucking three-legged dog.

Name, damnty.

I love you.

Come on.

Pinky swear me right now that you are finished with these perverts.

I'm not going to pinky anything with you.

I'm making real progress with Vanessa.

In case you haven't noticed, it's important to me.

I'll promise you this.

I will not lose sight of who I really am.

OK?

I just got obsessed.

I--

Little me, then.

I'm addicted to hand jobs.

For men.

My cock understands me.

I got really into male order brides.

I didn't know what.

That old man wanted.

It was hard to hear him through the oxygen mass.

I started caressing his penis.

I couldn't help it.

Oh!

I kept wanting to say the momentous and the darkness.

I'm not gay.

Just lazy.

The next thing I knew I was being escorted out of the funeral father.

The smell of tapioca just made my dick off.

I think it's angry.

He kind of looks like Karl Maldon's nose, kind of bulbous.

I can't stop.

I have to have it.

He's like, hey, man, I'm not gay either.

I'm like, shit, nothing.

That's just good business, you know?

I had two of them fucked me on that little midget car.

I mean, little people.

People look at you funny if you pull your cock out

and thought like--

[LAUGHTER]

Thanks.

Thanks a lot.

He's awesome.

[CHEERING]

Oh my god.

Shouldn't have this dumped that animal for two years.

Where's the animal now?

He's at work.

We're good.

So where's the demo?

Where'd you say?

She said they're in that bedroom.

Looks like maybe.

There's more weapons on the table of velocities.

Uh, it'll feel good about this.

It's not our place.

Can't do it.

It's supposed to be size.

You can have an apanic attack.

Got it, got it, got it.

Got it, got it.

The animal gets back.

Oh, shit.

So which one you call me an animal?

Two ugly, two fat.

See you.

You must be the one doing her.

Sweet piece of ass, huh?

Hey, animal.

Watch some mouth.

Yeah.

It's not necessary, man.

It's not necessary.

Take out the white knight protecting his lady's honor.

You care to do this or push a lot?

Yeah, I'm doing it.

I'm talking to you, ass hat.

Yeah, I heard you.

No, no, I don't care to do.

Besides, there's three of us.

So we could kick your ass.

Donnie, get it back here right now.

What do you got there?

That's what happened to be my demos.

That I produced Spent Six Grand on.

I can see you have them.

Girls got no talent.

Tell her I'm keeping the mattress though.

The souvenir.

It's only place you was ever in a use to me.

OK, well tell her.

I ever see you fellas again.

It won't go so friendly.

You got that, Puss?

Go, go.

Who talked to you at hand?

You call any of us, right?

I don't think you understand or appreciate the urgency

of the situation.

We've lied to Phoenix in two days.

I know I'm too late.

I know I'm too late.

No, I'm too late.

So just tell me that we're still a team.

Yeah, Terry, we're still a team.

Of course we're a team.

Okay, we're a team.

Let's go and try to get it.

You're the talent and I'm the salesman.

If you don't do your job, I can not go to the center.

I don't.

Your priorities are way out of whack.

You're spending every second with these tea baggers

and chicken chuggers and they're taking over her life.

You're not that.

That is not true.

It's not true, OK?

Well, sure.

What?

I needed an office guy.

What are you doing?

Come here.

I wrote a song for you.

You're kidding me.

You rescued my demo tape.

It's the least I could do.

Oh, I heard you were very gallant, by the way.

Sir, plus a lot?

I'm going to go.

I really didn't do anything, though.

Actually, you kind of did.

I sent it to a couple producers in the sky.

He wants me to showcase it a party tomorrow night.

Tomorrow?

That's incredible.

we sent it to a couple producers in the sky.

He wants me to show Kim he's at a party tomorrow night.

- C'mon. - That's incredible!

All right, all right.

Shut up and listen to my song.

I can't believe you're all your songs to make a touch.

(gentle piano music)

♪ There's something about you ♪

♪ That I can understand ♪

♪ Nothing in the way you feel ♪

♪ When I hold you in my hand ♪

♪ Someday soon, sure as your glaze ♪

♪ That shines for all to see ♪

♪ We'll be together ♪

♪ My dinky donuts ♪

♪ Dinky donuts ♪

♪ In me ♪

- Wow. - It's not good.

I know that.

Donnie just, he told me you guys were struggling

so I came up with something as a joke, really.

- Yeah, no, no, no.

- I'm thinking you were joking.

- You hated it, right?

- Actually, um,

I didn't, I didn't, I loved it.

- No way. - Yes, way.

(laughs)

- Andy, what do you say to all those women?

- Uh, multiple partners just,

not what turns me in.

- It gets in the way of what really matters, you know,

intimacy, romance, commitment.

- Yes, yes, exactly, exactly.

- What might, I have, I have a friend, a friend who believes

that all that stuff that you believe in,

he was, he was supposed to get married

to this woman, Cynthia.

But six weeks before the wedding,

she sleeps with some guy from the gym and dumps him.

- Oh my God.

- And he was completely destroyed,

but even after all of that,

he still believes in true love and even love it for a sight.

- Oh, he sounds like a great guy.

- It's a great guy.

- I mean, he just gave us hard to the wrong girl,

that's not a great guy.

(sighs)

- So you tell me, Mr. G spot,

what makes you such a good lover?

- I pay attention, that's a secret.

I mean, everyone has at least one thing that,

you know, makes them highly excitable, so,

I just, I find out what that one thing is,

that guy will work it until, likes to see,

is the inevitable result.

- You know, it gets me highly excitable red wine,

Merlot, a guy who's sweaty after a workout,

smelling like a man.

- That wine, sweaty, it's good stuff, interesting.

- My feet, you give me a foot massage,

and I will do is, oh, control.

- My feet.

- Why don't you show me one of your secrets?

- Okay.

- Oh, my God.

(sighs)

- Oh, that evening goes crazy, just by doing this.

- Uh-huh.

I'm gonna make the back over here.

- Give me two.

- Hey, girl, girl.

- What am I, am I going with some more of you?

- No, we both have big days, Merlot.

Good luck with your pitchy, honey.

(laughs)

- Why would you just turn me off like that?

You know, she told me all these things

to get her off like Merlot.

A guy who's sweaty after a workout, a foot massage.

Why would you tell me all that if she wasn't into me?

- I don't know.

- This is only the most important day

of our professional lives.

- I'm gonna go ahead and get in the game, okay?

- Vitamins, vitamins.

- How many real?

- I gotta go ahead and go to the house.

- I was wrong.

- All right, your ideas are great, really sharp,

and, you know, I don't know what that lingo,

but I think my dad's gonna love your pitch.

- You got big balls, kid.

- I'm like a grandmother club.

(laughs)

- I can't go care these guys, Ted.

Might have to steal them away from me.

- Hey, hey, don't threaten me.

- Hell, no, no, no.

- I'm making these two guys partners.

- Hey!

(laughs)

- Yeah!

(laughs)

- Hey, I'm the sh*t.

- Here we are.

- Here we are.

- Sandy.

- Hey, Alan, whoa, how are you?

- Yeah, good.

- Good.

- Good evening gentlemen, how are you?

- We have a great sushi buffet on board

and some dynamite wine, you're just gonna love.

But there's another plane behind us on the runway

and we are on a tight schedule.

- Ah.

- But I can find a hole in that tight schedule.

- Red-eyed a cleveland last week.

- Oh, they had sex on the plane.

- Oh, that happens.

(laughs)

- I think we all realized what he was talking about.

- Okay, all right.

All right.

(laughs)

- I think it is.

- Hello?

- Please, be alone.

- Who is this?

- Anything gone, a minute.

And this is Tiffany, who is using my closet just?

- Good, such an idiot.

- You are, I think.

- Hey, come on, let's go.

- Hey, you're not supposed to use this sound.

- Thank you, thank you.

- Thank you, thank you.

- We gotta go, I gotta go.

- Come on, we gotta go.

- Oh, he said, we gotta go.

- Oh, he sent me up.

This isn't the producers' house.

Some frat party, they want me to strip it.

And did you know I'm a party?

- You got no, no, no, no, come on.

- Come, come down.

- Oh, go out, they gotta bring you the door, you need to party.

- Hello?

Vanessa, are you okay?

Vanessa, help me.

- Shit.

- Yeah, we gotta go, bud.

- I gotta go, I gotta go.

- No, I gotta go, no.

- Yes, yes, I gotta go.

- Please, I gotta go.

- Vanessa, is it real trouble?

Vanessa, help me, whatever the fuck buddies is.

She can go.

- You can't on the plate.

You can't cover, you know the whole thing.

- You know what's gonna come again?

- I'm gonna get this right.

- Are we on our team, you gotta hurry.

- This is one?

- I'm sorry.

- I gotta go.

- Three.

- Four.

- Fuck.

- So.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Hey, how are you?

- Who are you?

- Oh, I'm here for the party, man.

- Hey, hey, hey.

Where's the thing you're going?

- I'm part of the show, buddy.

- Hey.

- Ralph.

- It's guys this is part of the show.

Do you know anything about this?

- Man, I don't know anything about that.

- Ralph, I don't know.

It's a surprise, buddy.

You're gonna love it, trust me.

- Wait, you see my cock, huh?

You tell your rank your story's about it.

Seriously, where's the girl?

- What the hell?

What's the story about it, seriously?

Where's a girl?

- Yeah.

What the hell?

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- What?

- Can you just let her go?

- What the hell?

- Yeah, they're all just crazy.

- Hey, guys, let me leave.

There's some piss off.

They won't be stupid.

I'm not gonna do that.

- And maybe I can see you back in May or no, okay?

- No, I've been working so hard

and I finally thought I earned something good.

You know, I guess what this whole thing was

a big fuck you.

You know, I ain't got that.

- I mean, I got that.

- Look at me, look at me, look at me.

Breathe, right?

Breathe, all right, okay.

I know no more.

- Okay.

- I'm here now.

- Okay.

- What does that mean?

- I don't know.

- Hey, I'm drunk, I'm drunk.

- All right, guys, who wants to see a show?

- Yeah!

- Who wants to see a show?

(crowd cheering)

- Okay, enough for that.

All right, look, I see a lot of guys in this room

who need to get laid, am I right?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Okay, here's what these guys should do.

- It's the form of a semicircle right here in the middle of the room

with a clear bath right through the middle, okay?

Ralph, Ralph, I want to give you the cue

and you should turn off the lights.

- All right, well, wait.

- But how are we gonna see anything?

- It's blowing the dark pussy!

(crowd cheering)

- Yeah, that's right.

- To me.

- Ready?

- Ready to go.

- Yes, who wants to see a show?

- Stay right behind me.

(crowd cheering)

- All right, Ralph, hit the lights.

- No, no, no, no, no, no.

- There's a little bit of a mouth.

(crowd cheering)

- Oh, yeah.

- Oh, yeah, oh.

(crowd cheering)

- There's some views, I!

- Wow!

(crowd cheering)

(crowd cheering)

(crowd cheering)

(crowd cheering)

(crowd cheering)

(crowd cheering)

(crowd cheering)

[MUSIC]

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[MUSIC]

>> Disney.

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>> Too far.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

>> [SOUND]

>> What?

>> Slow motherfucker.

>> Good morning sunshine.

>> I have a shotgun pointed at your balls right now.

>> I know that I messed up real bad, but if anyone could have pitched him, I mean you killed it right?

>> [SOUND]

>> You suck.

>> Derek, you're killing me here, come on.

>> Why didn't the balls get on the plane?

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>> Bloom kept yelling.

>> Why didn't the balls get on the plane?

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The plane never even took off, man.

It took all my turn to save the account.

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>> If we are to stay friends and if we're going to stay a team and somehow pull off this last chance pitch,

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>> Anything.

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>> Dinky donuts, my friend.

>> Dinky donuts.

>> I need you to live and breathe, dinky donuts.

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Say it with me.

Dinky donuts.

>> Thank you, Dinky donuts.

>> Yes, all right, I get any of that done, done.

>> What else?

What's the next thing?

>> Free.

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>> I think he's square.

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>> He's fixed Spanish, right, Andy?

>> No.

>> No.

>> That's a parcel, Luna.

>> Feels like a lifetime ago.

>> Mm.

>> Bar.

>> I don't know.

>> Mm-hmm.

>> You ever been to Spain?

>> No.

>> Oh my God, Andy, you have to go.

>> First time I fell in love I was in Spain.

>> Me too.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> You a story I have a happy ending?

>> No, of course not as yours.

>> She's a mom of a good nerd.

>> Oh my God, is this a girl that you're going to marry

and then she's sleeping with a guy from the gym?

>> That I was married?

>> Yeah.

>> No.

>> No.

>> I think you're thinking of --

>> Am I talking to school?

>> No.

>> No.

>> No.

>> I'm an open book.

My whole life is unspeaker fun.

I mean, all of life secrets I wear right here in my sleep.

Look at that.

What do you want to --

>> God, I mean, how do you get over something like that?

>> Mm.

Well, look, I'm not going to lie.

When I'm in a relationship, I lose myself.

I can torque my personality to become the person that I think the

woman wants me to be.

It's a huge recipe for failure.

And of course, Andy --

>> You know, he's my friend and everything, but he doesn't

understand.

He's no sympathy for that.

>> I'm not going to say anything about it.

I'm not going to say anything about it.

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>> What are you doing?

>> It's funny, man.

Funny and hot.

When do you ever see that combination?

>> Vanessa.

>> Is that really Vanessa?

>> I swear to God if you're pulling that Don Juan ship with her.

>> Relax.

>> She just sent me a photo of this great place in Bart Fellowno

where all of the students used to hang out.

>> You've never even been to Spain.

>> I know.

>> Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

>> Let's go.

>> Robots have always been associated with the future.

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>> I've got these incredible trussles from a guy about even a tusk and even on a truffle hunt.

They follow pigs around and the pigs smell the truffles on the ground at the base of these oak trees.

I mean, they're really, really expensive.

>> Oh, my God.

Smell that.

>> Just the shaving all that on top of the pasta is magic.

>> That sounds so good.

>> Oh, no, it's not good.

It's better than sex.

>> So do you think we should call Andy?

Make sure he's okay.

>> That was actually Andy that called earlier.

I didn't want to upset you.

He's got to spend the night in jail.

And not let him out.

>> Oh, my God.

That's awful.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah, hopefully this is rock bottom.

He's going to be stronger for this.

>> I told you, bitch.

>> I can't tell you.

>> I can't tell you how much this means to me.

What you did.

And I want you to know that I'm going to get my ship together.

I'm now on keeping it in my pants.

>> Good.

>> Oh, my God.

>> Oh, my God.

>> She's angry.

Listen, whatever you need, middle of the night, I'm high as peak.

You pick up the dongy fall.

>> Donny.

>> Donny.

>> Can you just--

>> You drive me home.

>> I don't drive.

>> You know that.

>> No.

>> You did not know that.

>> You should be caught somebody.

>> Hey, this is me.

>> I'm trying to hear anything.

>> Okay, great.

Thanks for the ride.

Hey, I guess we'll see you guys at group room.

>> You're going to rock.

>> You're going to rock.

>> You're going to rock.

>> You're going to rock.

>> You're going to rock.

>> You're going to rock.

>> You're going to rock.

>> You're going to rock.

>> He's been asking.

>> Oh, gosh.

>> NASA.

>> NASA.

>> Oh.

>> Where is she?

>> Oh, my God.

>> Oh, my God.

>> Where is she?

>> NASA?

>> She's right here.

>> Oh, my God.

>> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> All right.

>> Yeah.

>> Those shovels are incredible.

>> I told you.

>> How did you learn to cook like that?

>> Well, when my fiance left, the food network was my only friend.

>> I don't know.

>> I don't know.

>> I don't know.

>> I don't know.

>> I don't know.

>> I don't know what a better but, uh, junker for sure.

>> Well, I know how to make you feel better.

It's going to trust me.

You do trust me, don't you?

>> I don't know.

>> Fine, you can trust me.

I'm certified in reflexology.

>> I don't know if you like it.

>> I love getting a good food massage.

>> Wait, let's slow down for a second.

>> Nope.

[MUSIC]

>> Oh, you're for a treat tonight.

>> That's right, I have an eating for 100 days and Mama is hungry.

>> I'm a little banana sundae.

That's right.

This is, that's it.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, square.

Here we go.

Here we go.

And a bubble.

Oh, the bubble.

The bubble.

The bubble.

There was some chocolate in your vanilla.

You want some chocolate in your vanilla?

[MUSIC]

>> Here we go now.

Here we go now.

Here we go now.

Here we go now.

Here we go now.

Here we go now.

[MUSIC]

>> Yes, 15, 75, 43.

>> [LAUGH]

>> I'm a farmer.

>> I'm a farmer.

>> I'm a farmer.

>> I'm a farmer.

>> I'm a farmer.

>> I'm a farmer.

>> Yes.

>> Oh, my God.

>> Get off of me.

>> Faster.

He came in and looked at you and when he couldn't find you, he just robbed me.

Then he made me put on this outfit.

He doesn't need to always not even happen.

>> You had him here, Andy.

>> See, attacked me.

All right, you have to believe me.

I would never do anything to hurt you.

Come on, you know that.

>> Really?

Really?

Is that why you told Jerry all about me?

Todd, I'm had to get me in bed.

>> What happened?

>> He's a great lay.

Is that what you want to hear?

>> No.

>> Yes, please.

[MUSIC]

>> Get out of here.

Get out of here.

Get out of my life.

>> I never want to see what you had near me.

Go!

[MUSIC]

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>> You slept with her?

>> Jesus, what'd they lock you up with Ben and Jerry?

>> I can't fucking believe you and I can't fucking believe you.

I mean every time I have to fix your fucking mess.

>> Same thing I had to do with Cynthia.

>> Cynthia, what do you think?

What do you mean fix?

What does that mean?

>> What do you think it means?

She was going to move you to Boston and break up the team.

Was that going to let that happen?

No way.

>> You're the guy from the gym?

You're just now figuring this out?

>> Get out of my life.

>> Go!

[MUSIC]

>> I know.

>> Let me eat furniture.

[MUSIC]

>> That's good.

[MUSIC]

>> [SOUND]

>> Anyways, vice, Terman, you scared the shit out of me.

>> Look, she's striping full time at Jumbo's.

It's your fault.

>> People are I'm leaving.

You don't want me around.

You want to leave me alone.

>> Well, you ain't out of their off-shits motherfucker.

You could have come to the rock instead of chirking it off.

Going to jail.

Sell that Vanessa.

The desertity, tivity.

>> The zertifony.

>> Doesn't.

>> Johnson, legs, nads.

>> All right, you didn't do it.

>> It does already.

>> Yes, it does.

>> I got it.

>> Stay away.

[MUSIC]

>> Jesus.

>> Heartman.

>> Hey.

>> Jerry.

>> Jerry.

[SOUND]

>> Jerry.

>> [SOUND]

>> Oh, no.

[MUSIC]

>> [SOUND]

>> [SOUND]

>> [SOUND]

>> [INAUDIBLE]

>> [INAUDIBLE]

>> [INAUDIBLE]

>> I'm just trying to protect my friend.

>> Protect him.

>> Yes, you know, you know, you're wasting his time.

I don't want you to hurt him.

>> I'm a person.

I'm hurting him.

I'm hurting him.

I love him.

>> [SOUND]

[MUSIC]

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>> [SOUND]

>> Just fuck off.

>> You okay, Vanessa?

>> I'm just in my stuff, please.

Come here for a new year.

>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, where do you think you're going?

>> I just quit, yes.

>> Baby, we need the money.

>> How many times we're gonna go through this?

>> This will be the last time.

Whoa whoa.

Get me an ass back up on that stage.

- Let me go, okay. - Hey, hey, hey.

- Hey, hey. - Hey, hey, hey.

- Get out of here. - Fuck this, he's doing it here.

Stop! He's looking. - You don't know.

- I wanna see you again. - You got your hands off her ass, hat.

Oh, my God.

Get out!

- Ah. - Oh, my God.

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- He came onto my ship, and I went 100 days more than 100 days without any action burden,

but then it was like this hurricane went off in my brain.

It was cows, it was flying, it was shit, it was dark, it was a lot of shit.

- I was vulnerable, and he took advantage of me.

- Well, Tiffany, welcome back.

We have to think of this as your first day.

Are you willing to walk down that road with all of us?

- Yes, I am. - Yes, I am.

- Very proud of you.

Can we help you?

- Sort interrupt.

Vanessa, can I talk to you for a second outside?

- Please. - Why don't you tell us what you're going to tell Vanessa?

This is a no secret zone.

- Mm-hmm. - I'd really rather tell her to private.

- Yeah, I know, big boy, but you don't have an option.

- Fine.

- Fine, I'll just say and go.

I'm a liar.

- Okay.

- I lied to you.

- Went to burden, then the rock.

- Donning, Tiffany, Franny.

- But I'm on.

- Yes, to Ramon, until all the rest of you, yes.

- Worse than that, though, I lied to myself.

- I, um, I got problems.

- All right, believe me.

But I don't have your problem.

I lied about that, too.

I pretended to be a sex addict,

because I wanted to get close to someone

that I fell in love with the second that I first saw her.

You, Vanessa.

And if I would have just been honest with you in the beginning,

I really think that you would have liked me for me.

And that's it.

I said it.

- Andy.

- Andy.

For months, I've been talking about how ready I am

to meet a decent guy.

But since I have this problem,

I wouldn't recognize a decent guy if he was right in front of me.

- Well, I'm looking right at you, Andy.

I am.

- I don't want to believe you so much.

- I'm so happy.

- I don't even know who you are.

- I know who he is.

He's a man that when I was down,

I was about to sodomize,

ochre, in my van.

And he saved me.

That's that man.

- Yeah, I know that, man.

That man there got fired and went to jail for me.

That man.

- I attacked him.

Not the other way around.

- Fuck.

- You don't know him, sick.

It's my weird.

- You know what, that a girl.

- Don't you believe it?

- Except that is quite a resume, young man.

- Well, I can set up doing anything to fit in.

- But you're right.

You don't know me at all.

So that we just start over.

My name is Andy.

- Hey!

- Hey!

- This time without you guys.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Hi.

- I'm Andy.

- Girl, don't miss out.

- Go.

- Vanessa.

- You're not gonna shake my hand.

- I'm not gonna touch you for the next hundred days.

- Oh, celibacy plant.

- A romantic is that.

- Not touchy for a hundred days.

- I'm not gonna stop it.

- It's too appropriate.

- It's a love.

- We will.

- 100 days.

- Can you handle that?

- Yeah.

- I'm into serious sex act.

- I gotta do this.

Andy's not the villain here.

- I am.

- I am.

- What?

- Yeah.

- Oh yeah.

We were best friends.

What did I do?

I slept with this fiance six weeks before the wedding.

Six weeks.

- Hey.

- What's going on with your face?

- Your face is fine.

- Okay.

- Listen, listen, I'm just getting started.

Now he's falling in love with this beautiful woman right here.

What did I do?

- What did you do?

- I tried to seduce her.

- Yeah.

Yeah.

I got problems.

I got big problems.

I took her.

Oh my God.

- Oh my God.

- See.

- People.

- That if he was more like me, that he would have better luck with you.

That's why he's been hanging out with all your perverts.

- Oh my God.

- Come on.

- And all the sex talk that he's been saying,

all these crazy stories, they're my stories.

He's got no game.

He's got no game.

He's got no game.

Trust me.

It was me.

You gotta believe him.

- I do.

- David, believe it.

Believe it.

- Are you the mayor of Pussy Challenge?

- He's fine.

- You're my hero.

- You're my hero.

- Come on, sit down.

- Come on, sit down.

- Come on, sit down.

- Come on.

- Come on.

- Come on.

- Come on.

- Come on, sit down.

- Come on.

- Come on, sit down.

- Come on.

- Come on.

- I'll give you a catch in him when you burst into the hole.

- Oh, Jerry.

- Hello, Jerry.

- All right.

Now this is the place to merge.

Go ahead.

- I'm the Jason of the Beaves since I was 10.

- Yeah.

- My my mitts, my ham.

- Yeah, you're a gold pen.

Yeah, you're got a river.

- Holy mitts.

- Yeah.

- Come on, come on.

- Hey, yeah.

- I'm going to go squeeze it out.

Here we go.

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