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Strange feeling, isn't it?
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Just you, me, and Jerry now.
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Poor George. It'll never
be the four of us again.
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The end of an era.
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Stop trying to
make yourself cry.
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I want George's family
to know I'm upset.
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You don't look sad. You just
look like a reluctant bottom.
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Forgive me.
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I was taught not to cry
in front of other people.
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It was a class I took in
junior high called PE.
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Oh, good Lord.
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Why, George? Why?
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I know.
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It's him, but it's not him.
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- It's like his soul...
- I loathe a three-button blazer!
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And all three are buttoned.
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How many times did I tell
him? Sometimes, always, never.
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I'm thinking maybe
this wasn't his doing.
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Excuse me, I'm so sorry.
I'm with those two.
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Jerry, late to our
best friend's funeral?
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We had an emergency
landing in Tucson.
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A service dog killed an
emotional support chicken.
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Lotta anger. Lotta feathers.
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Oh... oh, Georgie.
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Oh, God.
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It's so upsetting
seeing him like that.
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It's the finality of it.
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- It's heartbreaking.
- Will we ever smile again?
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Sweet Jesus, who's the body?
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That's the UPS guy
who found George.
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Perhaps he'd like me to demonstrate
what Brown can do for him.
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Welcome, boys.
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I always forget how
big this place is.
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Yes. It's not home,
but it's much.
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All this from selling bras.
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As of next month, we'll have a
Bunny Hutch store in 31 states.
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As long as there's
women who wear bras
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and husbands who wear
them when no one's home...
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I'll make a lovely dollar.
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I feel like this is something that
would be in Elphaba's bathroom.
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To me, this is the finest
piece in the entire house.
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Oh my gosh. Look at us.
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Summer of '94, first year
at the Fire Island house.
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Dis-Graceland.
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I can't believe how
young we all looked.
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- Don't say "we."
- Yes, don't.
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You look the same age no matter
when a picture was taken.
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You're like the
mountains, or Rob Lowe.
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Boys, do you remember
when I first started...
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Wait, wait, wait,
wait. Save it.
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If we're gonna reminisce,
I need a soft cheese,
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a kimono, and some pills.
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Go, pick a bedroom.
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Just not the one that smells
like Nivea and disapproval,
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because that's my mother's.
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Jerry, were you still dating
George in this picture?
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I think so.
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I mean, he's not mounting me
the way just a friend would.
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Yes, the weekend George
walked his Mormon child bride
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into our house to mock us.
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I wanted to hate you, but
you were too nice to hate.
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I hated you for that.
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You didn't hate me that much.
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After George and I broke
up, you never let me leave.
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Oh, look at us
performing on the dock!
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We may have been the
first all-male girl group.
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- We were good.
- Oh, yeah.
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♪ Oh yeah, ooh! ♪
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We're not doing this.
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- I think we are.
- Oh, no, Jerry, I don't want to.
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- I think you do.
- No!
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- Come on, buddy.
- Please.
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♪ What a man, what
a man, what a man ♪
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- ♪ What a mighty good man ♪
- ♪ Say it again now ♪
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♪ What a man, what
a man, what a man ♪
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- ♪ What a mighty good man ♪
- ♪ Yeah, he's a mighty good man ♪
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♪ My man is smooth like Barry
and his voice got bass ♪
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♪ A body... ♪
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That's George's part.
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There's no one to
do George's part.
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It's strange.
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We made it through the
nightmare of the '80s.
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I just figured we'd
all live forever.
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I still can't get
over how sad it is
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that George was
found by a UPS guy.
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What's sad is his laptop
was open to a Google search,
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"bubble butt inserts for
pear-shaped men over 60."
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So... specific.
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It was in the police report.
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This is why people want
to defund the police.
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I don't think it is, darling.
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George had nobody to
erase his search history.
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Oh, God. Who's gonna
erase our search history?
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We all live alone.
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- You live with your mother.
- Please, Sybil's 200 years old.
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I'll be alone soon enough.
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Although the woman could
probably make it another 20 years
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just on cottage
cheese and spite.
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I liked cottage cheese as a
kid, then I stopped liking it.
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But as I'm getting older,
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I'm liking it again.
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Thank God you're here to say
what no one else is thinking.
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Wait. Just hear me out.
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We're women of a certain age.
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- We're alone. We're miserable.
- I'm not miserable.
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Trust me, you're miserable.
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You're too poor for New
York. You hate Atlanta.
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- I like Atlanta.
- You hate it.
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Why don't you know this?
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- You'll both move in with me.
- And there it is.
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Bunny Schneiderman's
veni, vidi, vici.
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Do it fast, do it
now, do it wrong.
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Arthur, this one makes sense.
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- We never see each other.
- We FaceTime every night.
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I use a filter.
It's barely even me.
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George's death is
telling us something.
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We need each other for
comfort, companionship,
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and to erase our very, very
disgusting search histories.
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Let's be together while we
still can, like a family.
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It'd be a big change.
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We live in one place
and all of a sudden,
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we'd be living somewhere else.
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I believe that's
called moving, dear.
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You don't need to answer
right now. Just sleep on it.
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What if one of us falls in love?
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Don't you think if that
was going to happen,
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it would have happened already?
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And it's not like we're
going to stop dating.
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I mean, of course we'll
date. I have a date tonight.
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Quelle surprise. Do tell.
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I met him on my dating app for
the discerning older gentlemen
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and the younger men who love
them, Gay December Romance.
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Show him to me at once.
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Ooh-la-la. Pretty, chiseled,
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well-coiffed, good posture.
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Do you have a
picture of his face?
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Say hola to Antonio.
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Are there more like
him around here?
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Darling, it's Palm Springs.
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This place is so gay, even
the trees are named Joshua.
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♪ What a man, what a man,
what a man, what a mighty good man ♪
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♪ Yes, he is ♪
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Ugh.
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Ah.
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Mm.
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- Hello, Antonio.
- Wow.
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Oh, yes, it's not
home, but it's mucho.
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I
wasn't wowing your house.
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Then, what were you "gwowing?"
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"Jou."
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This Jew?
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Well, that's...
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Re...
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Oh, stop.
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Please, come in.
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Oh...
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Oh...
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Oh!
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I haven't been this
sexually fulfilled
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since I was at the bottom of
a dog pile at Camp Shalom.
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Imagine how much better it would
be if you took your clothes off.
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Oh...
oh, hush puppy.
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Not on a first date.
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I mean, don't get me wrong,
you can chain me to the wall
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like a starfish and wreck
me like a background actress
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on Game of Thrones.
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But it's gonna be a while
before I let you see my tummy.
168
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But tell me more about you.
I wanna know everything.
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Your hopes, your
dreams, your last name.
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My last name is Sandoval.
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And, uh, what else
can I tell you?
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I'm a trainer at Equinox,
but that's not what I, um...
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I mean, things haven't
worked out the way I...
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I mean, I don't
have what you have.
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Hey, I don't have what you have.
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- Like what?
- Foreskin, for starters.
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No, I'm serious.
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I mean, you're obviously
a very successful man,
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and I always imagined
that one day,
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I would have a life
like this, too.
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Why can't you?
Anything's possible.
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It's never too late,
Antonio Sandoval.
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- You really believe that?
- I really believe that.
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You have kind eyes.
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You must have a partner, no?
Is he away or something, or...?
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No. It's just me.
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I never really had...
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I mean, I always thought I'd
have a husband by now, but...
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I guess it just never happened.
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Anything's possible.
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It's never too late, Bunny...
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Schneiderman.
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00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,917
It's like Spider-Man,
but with a "shn."
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Arthur, let's move here.
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Bunny's right. I'm happiest
when we're all together.
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It's lonely in Atlanta, even
with another person in my bed.
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00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:24,184
And I'm twice as lonely when
there are two people in my bed.
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Three times as lonely when
there are three people...
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I understand the math.
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00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:30,689
I'm not sure you do, because when
there are four people in my bed,
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I go back to being
twice as lonely.
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00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,820
How would you feel
about leaving New York?
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00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:40,616
I am sick of the winters,
and the other seasons,
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and all the people.
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And the way they keep going.
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- So, yes?
- Yes.
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I can be unhappy anywhere.
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It might as well be
in a heated pool.
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- Where are the yellow ones?
- Oh, pantry.
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The only real negative I can think
of is the mother living here.
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Now, don't say that.
Sybil's fantastic.
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Sybil's okay.
She's a bit much.
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The silver lining is she'll
be in assisted living
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before you can say,
"Ding-dong, the witch is..."
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Here.
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I heard everything
you said, Arthur.
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Perhaps you shouldn't
be eavesdropping.
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I wasn't eavesdropping.
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I was hiding Fig
Newtons from my son.
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Then, I heard the two of you come
in, and I shifted to eavesdropping.
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- Sybil, look...
- Save it.
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You're not a nice person.
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But give me a hug anyway,
you're still family.
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As are you.
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Sort of a beloved,
but racist aunt.
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I never had a problem with
you because you're Black.
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I had a problem with you
because you're a bitch.
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I'll accept that.
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Heard you got fired from Vogue.
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I wasn't fired. It was a
mutual parting of the ways.
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So, she thought you
were a bitch, too.
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It'll be nice to have you
here. We can share clothes.
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Jer-a-la, look at you.
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00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,283
How are you?
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00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,452
Oh my, you're still so handsome.
236
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,620
Hi, Sybil. Did you get the
Saint Raphael medallion
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I sent you when you were sick?
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00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:13,459
Denise in premium economy told me
he's the patron saint of healing.
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I did, dolly, and
just for the record,
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not the best gift to
give an old Jewish broad
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with Polish roots whose family
was turned in by Catholics.
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I'm sorry, Syb,
about the medallion,
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and... you know.
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The Nazis.
245
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,105
I'm thrilled you're
gonna move in here.
246
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:38,859
It's gonna be so good for the Bunny
to not be alone when I'm gone,
247
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:41,071
which won't be for a long while!
248
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,323
- I didn't mean anything.
- Oh yeah, you did.
249
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,659
And you're not sticking me in
an assisted living facility.
250
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:51,121
I've got too much to do. I've
got a daughter to marry off.
251
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,831
I thought Mindy was married.
252
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,626
Was. I'm desperate
to fix her up.
253
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:58,546
She's got kids, she's
not young, she's not...
254
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:02,258
Well, I think she's beautiful,
but this is America.
255
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,552
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
256
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:09,015
There's no way that woman could
have produced a straight son.
257
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:13,185
Anyone in the mood
for huevos rancheros?
258
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,147
Someone had a
Latinx-rated night.
259
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:20,068
Please, don't cheapen it
with your tawdry puns.
260
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,405
But, si.
261
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,660
- You're on PrEP, right?
- Of course.
262
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:33,289
You know it's PrEP as in prep,
not PrEP as in Preparation H.
263
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,668
You only make that mistake once.
264
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,753
Or not at all.
265
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:42,548
Anyway, Arthur and I talked
about it, and we're gonna do it.
266
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,466
- Do what?
- Move to Palm Springs.
267
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:45,884
Even Arthur. Tell him.
268
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,803
Just as you said last
night to your trick,
269
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,973
"Surprise, I'm all in."
270
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:58,105
He's not a trick.
His name is Antonio.
271
00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,648
Well, excusez-moi.
272
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:02,484
Arthur can work from anywhere,
and the airline has no problem
273
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:03,944
- basing me here, so...
- Boys, boys, boys.
274
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:08,282
When I said sleep on it, I meant
more like hibernate on it, you know?
275
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:10,659
Take your time. Months, even.
276
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,453
What's going on
with you right now?
277
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:15,664
I'm only thinking of you two.
This is a big change, and I...
278
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,583
Jerry, get our
bags. We're leaving.
279
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,752
Wh... I don't understand.
What's going on?
280
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,046
This ridiculous queen
met someone last night
281
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,922
who fulfilled all
his requirements.
282
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,217
He had a pulse and didn't
run away screaming.
283
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,427
Bunny, is that true?
284
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,929
And now he thinks they're in
love and they have a future.
285
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,348
Ergo, we're out.
286
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,516
- That's not exactly what ha...
- We should have seen this coming.
287
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,185
You asked him to
move in, didn't you?
288
00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,396
Well, I... I...
289
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:41,858
He likes my stretch marks.
290
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,235
He called them battle scars.
291
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,820
I'll get the bags.
292
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,364
Jerry...
293
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:51,200
Be happy for me, Arthur.
294
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,577
You've had a great
love. I haven't.
295
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,288
And I think he could be the one.
296
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,123
How could you not
know that Antonio
297
00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,959
walked into this Dinah Shore
extravaganza in the desert
298
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,796
and saw neon signs
flashing above your head?
299
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,756
"Sugar daddy. Sugar daddy."
300
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,842
Of course, because I'm
completely unlovable.
301
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,803
That's not my
point. I just know.
302
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,347
Right, you always "just know."
303
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:17,685
What's it like being an authority
on everyone and everything?
304
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,479
Exhausting!
305
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:23,315
You've always lived by the
motto, "Act, then think."
306
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,110
Insisting Jerry and I uproot
our lives and move here.
307
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:28,987
Spending a night with a hustler
and mistaking it for love.
308
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,990
You just can't stand the thought
of me falling in love at this age
309
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,078
because it only highlights
how unhappy you are.
310
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:38,248
You know what'll make me happy? When
Tricky Ricardo is done with you.
311
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:43,128
And I get to walk up to your door
and say, "I told you so, Queen."
312
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,672
You are so spiteful, Arthur.
313
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,590
Not spiteful. Baffled.
314
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:51,552
Despite success in nearly
every aspect of your life,
315
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:55,764
you still have a fundamental belief
that you're unworthy of real love.
316
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:59,018
And I'm not exactly
sure why that is.
317
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:02,355
I'm going out. Don't
let the Bunny eat too much!
318
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,692
But I have theories.
319
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,159
Good Lord, look at this place.
320
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,705
It's where kitsch and tragic meet
up for a three-way with filth.
321
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:22,833
You said find a gay-friendly
motel near the airport.
322
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,585
I thought you'd like
it 'cause it's French.
323
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:27,380
The Chauvette Inn.
324
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,884
It's "shove it in," isn't it?
325
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,512
Of course, I feel bad
about disappointing them,
326
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:38,432
but I'm going to put
myself first for once.
327
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,184
Don't you think I deserve that?
328
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:42,771
This is the wonderful
thing about cottage cheese.
329
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:46,816
It says it expired last
month, but it tastes fine.
330
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,444
Why is torture your go-to?
331
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:54,073
Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
It's very unattractive.
332
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:58,619
Your father and I, may he rest in peace,
did not raise a self-pitying yutz.
333
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:03,332
We raised a bold, confident man
who takes a bite outta life.
334
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,250
Then, why'd you name me Bunny?!
335
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:09,296
And if Bunny has a
chance of finding love,
336
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,798
shouldn't we want that for him?
337
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,676
What kind of Donny Osmond,
Mormon Tabernacle crap
338
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:15,803
are you spewing, woman?
339
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:19,056
He betrayed us. Why
aren't you more incensed?
340
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,850
Well, I was raised to be
understanding and forgiving,
341
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,977
and to put others'
needs before my own,
342
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:26,980
and to love my neighbor,
unless they're gay like me.
343
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:30,068
Then, I'm supposed to throw
rocks at them.
344
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,363
When you know, you know.
345
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:37,991
Doesn't matter if you've been with
someone 10 years or one night, right?
346
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:41,078
You and Daddy were
married 53 years.
347
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:43,372
When did you know
he was the one?
348
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,833
When I buried him.
349
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:51,380
I looked around and there was none, so
I figured he must have been the one.
350
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,509
Why are you so
afraid to be angry?
351
00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:58,846
Isn't there anything that
enrages you to your core?
352
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:02,391
Well, sometimes on a
transatlantic flight,
353
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:05,227
we'll run out of the short rib,
and I'll have to push the frittata.
354
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:07,313
And I know those
are not real eggs.
355
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,608
Go deeper, darling.
356
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,154
I don't know, maybe
I'm nitpicking...
357
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,822
but I didn't really like
that my wife outed me
358
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,449
in front of the
entire congregation
359
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,492
and poisoned my relationship
with my daughter.
360
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,494
Yes, yes. There it is!
361
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,496
And how does that
make you feel, Jerry?
362
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,208
Like I'm giving someone a
frittata who wants a short rib!
363
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:32,171
I don't know. Could I
live with my best friends?
364
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,214
I, I, I love Marsha and Judy,
365
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:38,678
but oh, the way Judy chews,
she could make a banana crunch.
366
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,264
Okay, are we done here?
367
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,516
Don't you have
any advice for me?
368
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,728
Oh, sweetheart.
You are my son,
369
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:51,148
but we are very different
people, you and I.
370
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:53,360
You have to do
what's right for you.
371
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:57,072
The best advice I
can give you is...
372
00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,992
when in doubt, choose love.
373
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:04,829
Hm?
374
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,921
Come on. Our rooms are ready.
375
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:16,048
Oh, do you think there'll be
a chocolate on our pillows?
376
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,801
That's what we'll
tell ourselves.
377
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:25,140
Oh, mon dieu! Jerry,
don't be obvious,
378
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,767
but look over there
at three o'clock.
379
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:29,938
Why do I have to wait till
3:00? Can't I just look now?
380
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:35,484
It's Antonio. Bunny's Antonio,
381
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:39,239
walking into a room with a man
11% more attractive than Bunny.
382
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:44,326
- Are we sure that's him?
- It's him.
383
00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:46,078
I recognize him from his photo.
384
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,996
How? He's wearing pants.
385
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:56,463
I'm nervous. Will you just
go over it one more time?
386
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,007
It's very simple.
387
00:20:58,008 --> 00:21:00,175
Bunny will invite us
in to explain himself,
388
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,760
at which point, we will say...
389
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,554
"No, thank you. We're
very angry at you."
390
00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:06,724
Wrong. We will say, "Yes, of
course," and follow him in.
391
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:09,393
He will offer us a light
snack, and we will say...
392
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:10,936
"No, thank you. We're
very angry at you."
393
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,396
Wrong again.
394
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:15,024
- Just tell me when to say the thing.
- I'm getting to it.
395
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:18,610
Bunny will attempt to justify why he's
chosen a trick over lifelong friends.
396
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:22,531
That's when I will slowly
and deliciously inform him
397
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:25,617
of his lover's duplicity,
thereby reducing the Bunny
398
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,579
to a gay bouillon of shame.
399
00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:33,125
And when I'm done, that will be your
cue to deliver le coup de grace,
400
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:35,794
the sweetest five words
one lifelong friend
401
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,296
can ever say to another.
402
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:38,630
"I told you so."
403
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,466
- "Queen."
- What?
404
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,761
- "Queen."
- What?
405
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:45,721
It's, "I told you so, Queen."
406
00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,765
You see how that's
five words, not four?
407
00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:49,808
"It's I told you so, Queen."
408
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,145
- That's six words.
- You don't count the "it's"!
409
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,230
"I told you so,
Queen." I've got it.
410
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:56,982
Okay, I got it.
411
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,861
Wait. What if he says
he made a mistake,
412
00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:02,404
and he still wants
us to move in?
413
00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:04,281
It's really hard
for you pretty people
414
00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:06,159
to believe you're
not wanted, isn't it?
415
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,578
"I told you so, Queen."
416
00:22:09,579 --> 00:22:12,290
That's what you say to the bad
man at the end of the scene.
417
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:15,584
- Oh, good. You got my message.
- We didn't.
418
00:22:15,585 --> 00:22:18,253
Jerry and I just came by to
say goodbye and good luck.
419
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:20,631
Please, come in. I
want to explain myself.
420
00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:23,426
Yes, thank you. We're
not angry at you.
421
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:34,104
I've always had this notion
that of the four of us...
422
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:39,650
well, now the three of us, I've
been the unluckiest in love.
423
00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:43,279
Arthur, you had
Lionel. He was amazing.
424
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,200
Granted, there was a
700-year age difference.
425
00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:51,245
But you got to see
Paris for the first time
426
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:52,788
with someone you loved.
427
00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:56,166
He cherished you.
He took care of you.
428
00:22:56,167 --> 00:23:01,630
And after George, Jerry, you
had all those happy, crazy years
429
00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:03,507
with you-know-who.
430
00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:05,926
It never would have ended if he
didn't have to marry that woman
431
00:23:05,927 --> 00:23:07,595
to get re-elected.
432
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,306
I hate the Senate.
433
00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:16,770
The point is, I'm the one
who's never had a love story.
434
00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:20,399
Then, I meet this
incredibly sweet young man
435
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,652
who made me think,
could this be it?
436
00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:28,115
Could I have finally
found the love of my life?
437
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:30,159
- Buckle up.
- And put your seat backs
438
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,453
in the upright position.
439
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:36,040
So, I thought long
and hard about it.
440
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:38,459
And then, right before
you came here today,
441
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,462
it became obvious to me.
442
00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:44,089
I have found the
love of my life.
443
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,301
- Interesting, because...
- It's you two.
444
00:23:47,677 --> 00:23:50,638
This friendship...
445
00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:53,516
is my love story.
446
00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:58,396
Yes, it's sexless and annoying.
447
00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:03,276
But what long-lasting
love story isn't?
448
00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:07,613
I'm so sorry, boys.
I made a big mistake.
449
00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:10,408
Of course, I still
want you to move in.
450
00:24:11,409 --> 00:24:12,619
Please, forgive me.
451
00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:15,954
Now, Arthur, what
were you going to say?
452
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,415
Um...
453
00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:22,086
I don't really have
anything to say.
454
00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:23,505
I do.
455
00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:26,925
I told you so, Queen.
456
00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:31,804
♪ Yeah, yeah, oh yeah ♪
457
00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:37,685
♪ Oh, yeah, ooh! ♪
458
00:24:37,686 --> 00:24:39,770
♪ What a man, what
a man, what a man ♪
459
00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:43,190
- ♪ What a mighty good man ♪
- ♪ Say it again, now ♪
460
00:24:43,191 --> 00:24:45,359
♪ What a man, what
a man, what a man ♪
461
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,737
- ♪ What a mighty good man ♪
- ♪ Yeah, he's a mighty good man ♪
462
00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:51,657
♪ My man is smooth like Barry
and his voice got bass ♪
463
00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:54,118
♪ A body like Arnold
with a Denzel face ♪
464
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:55,661
- ♪ Oh yeah ♪
- ♪ Ow! ♪
465
00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:59,541
♪ What a man, what a man, what
a man, what a mighty good man ♪
466
00:25:31,781 --> 00:25:33,324
Let me
talk to the boys.
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