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--== McEphie ==--
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Of course!
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It's like... I want the truth.
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I thought I'm your first boyfriend.
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Of course, love!
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Why aren't you a virgin anymore?
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Love, you're really
my first boyfriend.
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The others were my customers.
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Wow Mani OST
Performed by: Pio Balbuena, Janno Gibbs
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Siyam! Siyam!
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What's that?
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Siyam! Siyam!
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Someone's shouting "siyam !"
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It's like a ritual.
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Ritual?
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Here!
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Siyam! Siyam!
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Look!
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There's a hole!
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There's a sign.
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"It's forbidden to look in here."
Oh, we're not allowed to!
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I'll peek inside.
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- Someone might be naked inside.
- Whatever.
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Ouch!
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Sampu! Sampu!
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Siyam! Siyam!
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Hmm...
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So, you're applying to be a nanny?
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Yes.
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Ah...
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Wait a minute, I just
want to ask you a question.
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Are you affectionate towards children?
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No, I'm not.
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Then why should I hire you?
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I'm very sweet to the
father of the kid though.
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Then, you're hired.
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Yeah.
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You can start now.
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You can be sweet to me.
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Can you do it from Monday
to Sunday? No rests?
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Okay, okay.
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Excuse me.
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Just a second.
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So, did he pass?
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- Is he okay?
- My god, Mars...
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The guy you set me up with...
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He's so ugly.
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And he smells bad.
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And it seems like his vision is awful.
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And he looks like
he doesn't take a bath.
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Look at his face.
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And geez... He doesn't talk!
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It seems like he has all
of the flaws in the world!
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- Hey, don't bother whispering.
- Huh?
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Why?
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- He can't hear us.
- Oh.
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Oh...
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- Oh no.
- Say hi to him!
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You're so handsome.
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Wow, you make me horny.
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One more hour before the mayor arrives.
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Mars, I might not be
able to come in tomorrow.
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I have a urine test.
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It's just a urine test.
What's the problem with that?
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I don't know what my problem is.
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I'm so nervous.
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I don't know what I'm going to do.
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Are you kidding me?
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That’s just easy.
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Why don't you review?
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It's just an exam, right?
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Boss?
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Oh, Olga.
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You're here.
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You were calling for me?
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Yes, yes. Come in.
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What is it?
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I have something important to tell you.
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I noticed that you have
a problem while working.
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Well, boss...
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It's okay.
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Tell me what the problem is
so that I can help you.
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Boss, my mom went abroad to work.
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What?
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Yes.
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I really miss her.
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And...
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She's upset with me, boss.
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Oh, is that so?
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I really miss her, boss.
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I really want to talk to her, boss.
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But we're busy at work.
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That's right, boss.
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But boss, I will do everything
so that I can talk to my mom.
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Really?
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- You will do everything?
- Everything.
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What are you waiting for?
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Do it.
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Do everything. Right?
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Yes.
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Hello, mom?
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Mom?
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Mom, can you hear me?
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Mom, don't be upset!
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I'm here, mom.
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Mom, I really miss you!
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- Hey.
- What?
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I heard that you were spreading
rumors that my breath stinks!
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It wasn't me.
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It's you! What do you mean
it wasn't you?
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It wasn't me.
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- Don't lie to me.
- No, it wasn't me.
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What? You keep saying it wasn't you!
What do you mean then?
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It wasn't me.
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I can't...
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I can't breathe. Shit.
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Can you ask the airport how long
is the flight from Manila to Paris?
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Okay, boss.
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Hello?
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Hello, airport.
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I just want to ask how long is
the flight from Manila to Paris?
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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Okay, thank you.
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Boss.
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It's pretty short.
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How long is it then?
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Well...
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They said, "just for a moment."
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Oh, Mars. You know what?
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I read somewhere that women become
more beautiful when they get enough sleep.
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- Really?
- Yes. And I believe that.
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Wait, Mars.
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You might be lacking
in sleep then, huh?
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Oh, Mars. It's too late.
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You can't do that anymore.
You know what?
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That's how it is.
Acceptance is the key.
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- Mars.
- It's okay.
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- Mars.
- We'll accept you.
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It's okay, Mars.
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Hello, pizza delivery.
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Hi. I'd like to order pizza.
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Oh, yes. What flavor?
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Um, Hawaiian. 16.
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16. Okay.
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What cut do you want?
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- Four slices, or eight slices?
- Four slices.
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Just four slices.
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I might not be able to finish the eight.
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Honey, what are you watching?
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I'm watching porn.
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Look at this one.
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Plumber.
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What is that?
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That's not realistic.
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- It's exaggerated.
- Why?
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Just because you don't watch porn?
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It's not realistic?
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Well, it's really not realistic.
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Look. It's exaggerated.
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How can you say that?
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Look at that plumber's dick.
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It's big.
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The ones that repair our pipes,
they're pretty small.
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It's this small.
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[chattering, giggling]
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Hey! You're here!
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I'm upset with you two.
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You two went
to the cinemas yesterday!
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Oh, right. I'm sorry
we didn't invite you.
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Aw, don't be upset anymore!
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Don't worry, we'll be
watching a movie tomorrow.
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- Want to come with us?
- Mhm!
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No.
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You two go ahead.
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I don't want you pitying me.
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Ugh...
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Where can I find jeepneys here?
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- Straight ahead.
- Yeah. Left, left!
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- Left?
- Yeah, left!
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- Okay.
- Then go straight ahead again.
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- Straight?
- Yeah, yeah.
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If what crawls on a person
is called lice,
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and what crawls on a dog is a tick,
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what crawls on a horse?
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A horse?
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A human.
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A human?
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What crawls on a horse?
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It has lice too...
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- A man?
- A man?
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That's what a woman crawls onto.
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If what crawls on a person
is called lice,
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and what crawls on a dog is a tick,
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what crawls on a horse?
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Dust.
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You?
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Um...
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Well...
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- I don't know.
- You don't know?
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- You give up already?
- Um...
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Well...
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Maybe... a beetle?
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If what crawls on a person
is called lice,
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and what crawls on a dog is a tick,
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what crawls on a horse?
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It's still lice and other bugs.
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If what crawls on a person
is called lice,
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and what crawls on a dog is a tick,
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what crawls on a horse?
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A flat iron?
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Correct!
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Okay, sir, pick your prize.
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100 pesos,
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or I'll kiss and hug you.
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- I'll get the 100 pesos.
- 100?
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- Oh, why?
- I'm too shy.
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Hello everyone,
and welcome to...
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Battle of the Braless!
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Thank you, thank you.
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Of course this is brought
to you by PlayTime,
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the fastest growing
online gaming platform.
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This is your host, Janno Depp,
at your service.
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Here, two universities will
compete with each other.
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So let's start the game.
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Let's call our contestants.
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Let's start with the one from...
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Puyatang University
of Sobrang Aral, or PUSA.
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Hello, Team PUSA.
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- Hello, sir!
- Hello!
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Good luck to you.
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And their opponents are from...
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Advanced School of Overnight, or ASO.
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- Hello, Team ASO.
- Hello.
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Good luck to you.
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As you can see,
our game today is a bit intense.
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ASO and PUSA
are the two competing universities!
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Okay.
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Contestants, do you have any cheer?
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- Yes.
- Yes, we do!
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Who will go first?
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- Us.
- Team PUSA.
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Let's hear your cheer.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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- Meow! Meow!
- Meow! Meow!
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What a simple cheer,
but they still weren't on beat.
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Team ASO.
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Show them what you got!
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ASO!
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That's how you do it.
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They were both on beat!
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They don't have any energy
but they're both on beat.
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They made up
for that lack of energy.
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Okay, let me explain the mechanics.
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Students, contestants,
we have three categories.
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Easy, difficult, and final round.
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In each category,
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the one who doesn't get it right will
have to do a consequence, or punishment.
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In each category.
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But don't worry because
you can choose your punishment.
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Okay?
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- Are you ready to play the game?
- Yes.
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I can't hear you.
Are you ready?
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- Yes.
- Ready!
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Okay. Check your buzzers.
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Team ASO.
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Team PUSA.
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Okay.
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Let's play Battle of the Braless.
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And this is the easy round.
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00:15:25.553 --> 00:15:31.285
Our category is Cardiology
and Romanticism Combined.
273
00:15:31.905 --> 00:15:34.296
In English...
274
00:15:34.321 --> 00:15:35.585
Listen carefully.
275
00:15:35.610 --> 00:15:37.373
In English,
it's called Heart.
276
00:15:37.398 --> 00:15:39.073
In Tagalog, it's blank.
277
00:15:39.098 --> 00:15:40.591
What is this... Wait.
278
00:15:41.036 --> 00:15:43.522
What is this part
of the human body
279
00:15:43.547 --> 00:15:46.167
that starts with the letter P?
280
00:15:46.192 --> 00:15:47.192
Go.
281
00:15:47.560 --> 00:15:48.573
Paa .
282
00:15:48.598 --> 00:15:49.598
A little higher.
283
00:15:50.186 --> 00:15:51.498
- Yes.
- Pata .
284
00:15:51.619 --> 00:15:52.619
A little higher.
285
00:15:53.125 --> 00:15:54.125
Pusod .
286
00:15:54.350 --> 00:15:56.396
Navel? A little higher.
287
00:15:57.131 --> 00:15:58.646
- Puyo .
- That's too high!
288
00:15:58.671 --> 00:16:00.671
That's too high,
you passed so many parts!
289
00:16:00.696 --> 00:16:01.782
A little lower.
290
00:16:02.785 --> 00:16:03.785
Pilik mata .
291
00:16:04.142 --> 00:16:07.535
Uh, okay, okay, fine.
292
00:16:07.626 --> 00:16:09.401
Here's another clue.
293
00:16:09.905 --> 00:16:12.908
This body part is always beating.
294
00:16:13.472 --> 00:16:14.472
Yes.
295
00:16:14.946 --> 00:16:16.744
- Pulse.
- Yes! Pulse!
296
00:16:16.769 --> 00:16:17.790
- Pulse!
- Pulse...
297
00:16:17.815 --> 00:16:18.815
Okay.
298
00:16:19.364 --> 00:16:21.453
It's close, but that's not
what we're looking for.
299
00:16:21.478 --> 00:16:23.124
- Another clue.
- We're wrong?
300
00:16:23.149 --> 00:16:29.079
This is what a man desires
the most from a woman.
301
00:16:29.411 --> 00:16:33.174
What is this part of the body
that starts with the letter P?
302
00:16:35.470 --> 00:16:37.596
- Pussy!
- Oh my!
303
00:16:37.621 --> 00:16:39.943
- Right?
- How vulgar!
304
00:16:40.621 --> 00:16:42.857
No. That's not it.
Okay, listen up.
305
00:16:42.882 --> 00:16:44.650
This is the last clue.
306
00:16:45.545 --> 00:16:49.972
When a man isn't able
to get this, his blank hurts...
307
00:16:51.051 --> 00:16:52.351
- Yes.
- Puson ?
308
00:16:52.376 --> 00:16:53.395
Abdomen...
309
00:16:53.420 --> 00:16:55.522
- Abdomen!
- Why that?
310
00:16:55.547 --> 00:16:58.874
Well, he wasn't able
to get the pussy,
311
00:16:58.897 --> 00:17:00.767
- that's why their abdomen hurts.
- Right, right!
312
00:17:00.792 --> 00:17:03.697
- Abdomen!
- Abdomen! Sir, we're right!
313
00:17:03.722 --> 00:17:06.383
If you don't get that,
your abdomen hurts!
314
00:17:06.408 --> 00:17:08.844
- Oh, actually...
- Right, sir?
315
00:17:08.869 --> 00:17:11.686
- Right! I got it right!
- That's possible, but...
316
00:17:11.711 --> 00:17:15.087
But that's not what
we're looking for. I'm sorry.
317
00:17:15.112 --> 00:17:17.981
Nobody got the right answer.
318
00:17:18.006 --> 00:17:21.712
The part of the body
we're looking for is...
319
00:17:22.745 --> 00:17:23.745
Butt .
320
00:17:25.108 --> 00:17:26.108
Right?
321
00:17:26.133 --> 00:17:27.703
- Oh, the butt?
- Does it beat?
322
00:17:27.728 --> 00:17:30.443
Yes, when you twerk.
323
00:17:30.468 --> 00:17:31.870
- Twerk!
- Oh right.
324
00:17:32.047 --> 00:17:34.060
- He's right.
- Oh yeah!
325
00:17:34.712 --> 00:17:38.307
Okay friends, that concludes
our easy round.
326
00:17:38.332 --> 00:17:40.999
Let's recap the scores.
327
00:17:41.940 --> 00:17:46.487
Team ASO has zero,
and Team PUSA also has zero.
328
00:17:46.512 --> 00:17:47.512
It's a tie.
329
00:17:49.605 --> 00:17:52.903
- Yes!
- They are proud they have zero points.
330
00:17:53.790 --> 00:17:56.692
Okay. And like what
we talked about,
331
00:17:56.717 --> 00:17:59.611
because you're both wrong,
you both have a consequence.
332
00:17:59.646 --> 00:18:02.246
Let's call Miss Consequence in.
333
00:18:02.586 --> 00:18:03.586
Come on in!
334
00:18:07.360 --> 00:18:10.958
Don't we have any other
Miss Consequence?
335
00:18:18.193 --> 00:18:20.660
How can she get one?
You keep dancing!
336
00:18:21.113 --> 00:18:22.113
Okay!
337
00:18:22.200 --> 00:18:24.093
Thank you. Let's start
with Team PUSA.
338
00:18:24.118 --> 00:18:26.191
Here are your choices...
339
00:18:26.262 --> 00:18:33.795
First, you will jump barefoot
on burning coals.
340
00:18:34.642 --> 00:18:37.607
Or, you will take your top off.
341
00:18:37.928 --> 00:18:39.000
Pick your consequence.
342
00:18:43.493 --> 00:18:46.750
- Yes?
- We're going to remove our top.
343
00:18:46.775 --> 00:18:48.782
- What's that?
- We're going to remove the top.
344
00:18:48.807 --> 00:18:52.383
Okay, you guys chose that.
We did not force you.
345
00:18:52.986 --> 00:18:56.374
Here's the consequence of Team ASO.
346
00:18:57.878 --> 00:19:00.451
Team ASO, here are your choices...
347
00:19:02.217 --> 00:19:05.370
You will use a jump rope barefoot,
348
00:19:06.270 --> 00:19:08.242
on a floor full of thumbtacks.
349
00:19:08.267 --> 00:19:10.821
- That hurts. That hurts.
- Or...
350
00:19:11.122 --> 00:19:12.377
Does that hurt?
351
00:19:12.643 --> 00:19:15.380
Or, you will take your top off.
352
00:19:15.413 --> 00:19:17.053
It's up to you to decide.
353
00:19:18.243 --> 00:19:19.283
Are you sure?
354
00:19:20.003 --> 00:19:23.012
Team ASO, what's your decision?
355
00:19:23.225 --> 00:19:24.225
We'll take our top off.
356
00:19:24.349 --> 00:19:26.366
- Is that so? Okay then.
- Yes, we'll take it off.
357
00:19:26.391 --> 00:19:29.681
We did not force them.
That's what they chose, my friends.
358
00:19:32.918 --> 00:19:35.177
This is just the start!
359
00:19:35.225 --> 00:19:39.769
When we come back,
next up is the difficult round,
360
00:19:39.794 --> 00:19:41.978
here on... Battle of the Braless!
361
00:19:47.099 --> 00:19:52.592
Mars, last night,
I cleaned my daughter's room.
362
00:19:52.705 --> 00:19:54.541
I saw a lighter.
363
00:19:54.571 --> 00:19:57.415
- Oh!
- I was surprised.
364
00:19:57.480 --> 00:19:58.914
All this time
she had cigarettes!
365
00:19:58.939 --> 00:20:00.326
I didn't know that.
366
00:20:00.351 --> 00:20:01.734
You know what, Mars?
367
00:20:01.759 --> 00:20:05.694
I cleaned my daughter's room too.
368
00:20:05.719 --> 00:20:09.227
Then I saw a wine glass.
369
00:20:09.252 --> 00:20:11.058
I didn't know
she had wine?
370
00:20:11.505 --> 00:20:13.658
My gosh, Mars! Me too!
371
00:20:14.137 --> 00:20:18.164
I cleaned my daughter's room
372
00:20:18.749 --> 00:20:20.794
and I saw a condom.
373
00:20:21.179 --> 00:20:22.868
I was shocked too!
374
00:20:24.732 --> 00:20:25.732
Why?
375
00:20:26.525 --> 00:20:27.865
I didn't know that...
376
00:20:28.199 --> 00:20:29.715
she has a manhood!
377
00:20:33.782 --> 00:20:37.419
And Battle of the Braless is back!
378
00:20:39.716 --> 00:20:42.714
Friends, let's continue
to the difficult round!
379
00:20:42.801 --> 00:20:44.422
Girls, are you ready?
380
00:20:44.613 --> 00:20:47.793
- Yes!
- Your category is...
381
00:20:48.766 --> 00:20:52.841
Sports, Biomechanics, and
National Treasure combined.
382
00:20:53.254 --> 00:20:54.476
Here's your question.
383
00:20:54.560 --> 00:20:57.420
Manny Pacquiao is famous for his skill.
384
00:20:57.445 --> 00:21:00.714
That's why he's named as Pambansang Blank.
385
00:21:00.739 --> 00:21:01.739
Go!
386
00:21:02.260 --> 00:21:03.573
Singer. National singer.
387
00:21:03.606 --> 00:21:05.671
Sometimes when we touch...
It's wrong.
388
00:21:05.696 --> 00:21:08.206
- Yes!
- National artist.
389
00:21:08.231 --> 00:21:09.279
That's still wrong!
390
00:21:09.304 --> 00:21:10.995
- Yes?
- Politician?
391
00:21:11.020 --> 00:21:13.768
- National politician?
- No, it's still wrong!
392
00:21:14.706 --> 00:21:17.685
Basketball player?
National basketball player?
393
00:21:18.152 --> 00:21:19.627
That's still wrong!
394
00:21:20.064 --> 00:21:21.921
Endorser? National endorser.
395
00:21:21.946 --> 00:21:24.440
No! That's wrong!
396
00:21:25.132 --> 00:21:26.192
Any other answer?
397
00:21:27.344 --> 00:21:28.344
Boxer?
398
00:21:28.781 --> 00:21:31.867
- National boxer?
- Yes! You're close!
399
00:21:31.887 --> 00:21:32.963
- You're close!
- Oh my god!
400
00:21:32.987 --> 00:21:34.873
Okay, listen carefully.
401
00:21:35.239 --> 00:21:37.514
This is...
402
00:21:37.729 --> 00:21:40.294
This is what
he uses to punch!
403
00:21:40.319 --> 00:21:42.130
It starts with the letter K.
404
00:21:43.079 --> 00:21:45.039
- Kanan ! National right!
- Wrong.
405
00:21:45.656 --> 00:21:47.362
- Kaliwa . National left!
- No, wrong!
406
00:21:47.387 --> 00:21:49.297
Left, right.
You just flipped it!
407
00:21:49.322 --> 00:21:51.658
Uh, it's like this.
408
00:21:52.036 --> 00:21:53.036
There.
409
00:21:53.398 --> 00:21:55.133
Kamay !
National hand!
410
00:21:55.688 --> 00:21:56.968
This! Like this!
411
00:21:57.664 --> 00:21:59.617
Uh... kuko !
412
00:21:59.642 --> 00:22:02.522
- National nail!
- No, like this, like this.
413
00:22:03.947 --> 00:22:04.948
Kalyo .
414
00:22:04.972 --> 00:22:06.071
National callous.
415
00:22:06.744 --> 00:22:08.490
- Callous!
- I already gave a hint!
416
00:22:08.918 --> 00:22:10.736
- Wrong! You're both wrong!
- Oh no!
417
00:22:10.852 --> 00:22:12.747
We've run out of time.
I'm sorry.
418
00:22:12.772 --> 00:22:17.046
The K that we are looking for is...
419
00:22:17.938 --> 00:22:20.653
- Kulugo .
- Oh! We were close!
420
00:22:20.678 --> 00:22:22.767
And here's the recap
of the scores.
421
00:22:22.792 --> 00:22:25.370
Team ASO with zero.
422
00:22:25.395 --> 00:22:28.927
And Team PUSA with zero too.
423
00:22:28.952 --> 00:22:30.181
It's a tie!
424
00:22:30.252 --> 00:22:32.097
They're so happy
with their points, everybody.
425
00:22:32.177 --> 00:22:34.592
Alright. Let's call Miss Consequence!
426
00:22:34.617 --> 00:22:36.432
For your consequences!
427
00:22:36.946 --> 00:22:38.902
Which you will choose.
428
00:22:39.493 --> 00:22:41.079
Get one... Okay.
429
00:22:41.533 --> 00:22:42.533
Next.
430
00:22:46.628 --> 00:22:47.628
Alright.
431
00:22:48.982 --> 00:22:49.982
Okay.
432
00:22:50.542 --> 00:22:53.871
Let's start with Team ASO first.
433
00:22:54.469 --> 00:22:55.476
Team ASO.
434
00:22:55.835 --> 00:22:57.915
These are your choices...
435
00:22:58.648 --> 00:23:00.695
You'll get close to the cars.
436
00:23:01.661 --> 00:23:06.130
And you will pee on the wheels
with your feet up.
437
00:23:06.681 --> 00:23:07.708
Or...
438
00:23:08.862 --> 00:23:12.070
You will take your skirt off.
439
00:23:13.842 --> 00:23:15.631
While they're thinking...
440
00:23:17.721 --> 00:23:19.570
What is your decision?
441
00:23:19.595 --> 00:23:23.000
- We'll take our skirts off.
- Yes, we'll take it off.
442
00:23:23.025 --> 00:23:24.025
Okay.
443
00:23:24.115 --> 00:23:25.178
Thank you.
444
00:23:25.203 --> 00:23:27.578
Team PUSA, here are your choices...
445
00:23:28.871 --> 00:23:30.577
You'll be put in a sack,
446
00:23:30.602 --> 00:23:32.837
and taken deep into the forest.
447
00:23:33.705 --> 00:23:35.654
Like a cat...
Just like a cat.
448
00:23:35.702 --> 00:23:36.702
Or...
449
00:23:37.153 --> 00:23:38.931
You will take your skirt off.
450
00:23:38.956 --> 00:23:40.144
Just like them.
451
00:23:41.831 --> 00:23:43.728
- We'll take our skirt off.
- We'll take it off.
452
00:23:43.753 --> 00:23:46.557
Okay. That's what they chose.
453
00:23:46.582 --> 00:23:47.797
We did not force anyone.
454
00:23:53.121 --> 00:23:56.334
My friends, as you can see,
things are heat--
455
00:23:56.359 --> 00:24:00.078
I mean, the battle is heating up!
456
00:24:00.278 --> 00:24:03.830
We'll be back.
for the final round.
457
00:24:03.855 --> 00:24:04.870
Here on...
458
00:24:04.895 --> 00:24:06.714
Battle of the Braless.
459
00:24:17.545 --> 00:24:21.486
- Mars!
- Oh, how are you?
460
00:24:21.511 --> 00:24:23.806
Good thing you're here in Manila.
461
00:24:23.831 --> 00:24:27.091
Yes, Mars. I just
arrived here last week.
462
00:24:27.116 --> 00:24:28.717
Oh, it hasn't been that long.
463
00:24:29.549 --> 00:24:33.505
Mars, do you know what an elevator is?
464
00:24:33.795 --> 00:24:35.453
- Elevator?
- Yes.
465
00:24:35.478 --> 00:24:37.926
Oh, Mars.
466
00:24:37.951 --> 00:24:40.138
If you want to go up
to a certain floor in a building,
467
00:24:40.462 --> 00:24:42.696
you'll have to ride on an elevator.
468
00:24:42.747 --> 00:24:44.506
- I see.
- Mhm.
469
00:24:44.780 --> 00:24:51.911
So, you just have to stand in front of
the door, where it opens and closes.
470
00:24:52.262 --> 00:24:54.393
It goes up and down.
471
00:24:56.245 --> 00:24:59.655
And what's an...
What's an escalator?
472
00:24:59.830 --> 00:25:01.348
An escalator is...
473
00:25:01.708 --> 00:25:03.247
It's just like stairs.
474
00:25:03.629 --> 00:25:08.874
But the elevator itself goes up and down
while you're standing on the steps..
475
00:25:09.101 --> 00:25:10.436
You can go down.
476
00:25:10.681 --> 00:25:12.381
You can also climb up.
477
00:25:12.511 --> 00:25:14.004
I often get on those!
478
00:25:14.029 --> 00:25:16.277
Wow, you're really amazing!
479
00:25:16.575 --> 00:25:20.025
And what's a calculator?
480
00:25:21.682 --> 00:25:22.975
Calculator?
481
00:25:24.084 --> 00:25:25.084
Uh...
482
00:25:26.503 --> 00:25:27.575
I don't know.
483
00:25:27.891 --> 00:25:29.817
I haven't ridden a calculator yet.
484
00:25:35.389 --> 00:25:39.325
Welcome back to
Battle of the Braless!
485
00:25:40.789 --> 00:25:43.804
My friends, the battle is really hot.
486
00:25:43.829 --> 00:25:47.523
We're here in the final round!
487
00:25:48.776 --> 00:25:52.016
Girls, are you ready
for your last category?
488
00:25:52.041 --> 00:25:54.281
- Yes, we're ready!
- Yes, let's go!
489
00:25:54.306 --> 00:25:58.891
Your category is Showbiz
and Storytelling combined.
490
00:25:59.082 --> 00:26:00.358
Here's your question.
491
00:26:00.811 --> 00:26:05.643
One of the most popular
sexy stars in VMX is...
492
00:26:06.182 --> 00:26:07.813
Blank Raval.
493
00:26:08.583 --> 00:26:10.848
She was the first
introduced in the movie,
494
00:26:10.873 --> 00:26:12.850
"Gusto Kong Maging Pornstar."
495
00:26:12.875 --> 00:26:14.817
Who is this Raval?
496
00:26:14.953 --> 00:26:15.953
Go!
497
00:26:16.571 --> 00:26:18.856
- Jeric Raval.
- This person is a woman.
498
00:26:19.943 --> 00:26:22.303
Miss Jeric Raval.
499
00:26:23.195 --> 00:26:24.524
Younger, young.
500
00:26:25.665 --> 00:26:27.391
Little Miss Jeric Raval.
501
00:26:27.416 --> 00:26:28.606
No, no.
502
00:26:29.498 --> 00:26:31.863
Jeric Raval's daughter.
503
00:26:33.576 --> 00:26:39.656
Little Miss Jeric Raval Jr! Yes!
Little Miss Jeric Raval Jr.
504
00:26:39.681 --> 00:26:42.649
No, no! You're all wrong!
505
00:26:42.742 --> 00:26:45.337
The answer we're looking for is...
506
00:26:45.650 --> 00:26:48.076
Miss Rodel Raval.
507
00:26:48.124 --> 00:26:51.917
♪ Lumayo ka man sa akin ♪
508
00:26:51.942 --> 00:26:53.141
There! Okay.
509
00:26:53.166 --> 00:26:55.211
My friends, let's recap the scores.
510
00:26:55.236 --> 00:26:58.454
Team PUSA with zero.
511
00:26:58.479 --> 00:27:01.710
And Team ASO with zero as well!
512
00:27:01.735 --> 00:27:03.314
It's a tie!
513
00:27:03.989 --> 00:27:06.236
- It's a tie!
- Let's call in Miss Consequence.
514
00:27:06.261 --> 00:27:08.195
For your consequence. Come in.
515
00:27:10.684 --> 00:27:12.144
Okay, please pick one.
516
00:27:12.177 --> 00:27:13.492
That's good already.
517
00:27:16.921 --> 00:27:17.921
Can I?
518
00:27:19.981 --> 00:27:21.066
Team PUSA.
519
00:27:21.447 --> 00:27:23.325
Your choices for the final round are...
520
00:27:24.014 --> 00:27:29.148
You will have ten teeth
pulled out without anesthesia.
521
00:27:29.228 --> 00:27:31.975
Or, you'll take your bra off.
522
00:27:32.391 --> 00:27:34.718
- We'll take off our bra.
- We'll take off our bra.
523
00:27:34.743 --> 00:27:36.191
Why did you choose that?
524
00:27:36.216 --> 00:27:39.604
It might hurt if
I don't have anesthesia.
525
00:27:39.629 --> 00:27:41.850
My classmate here
only has nine teeth.
526
00:27:41.875 --> 00:27:44.564
She doesn't reach the minimum,
so we'll take our bra off.
527
00:27:44.589 --> 00:27:46.399
Okay, that's what they chose.
528
00:27:46.424 --> 00:27:49.894
Team ASO, your choices are...
529
00:27:50.210 --> 00:27:55.588
Your tongues will be pulled out
and nailed at the entrance of your school.
530
00:27:55.801 --> 00:27:57.819
Or, you'll take your bra off.
531
00:27:57.844 --> 00:27:59.398
- We'll take our bra off!
- Yeah.
532
00:27:59.424 --> 00:28:00.688
Why did you choose that?
533
00:28:01.384 --> 00:28:03.198
It'd be a waste of a nail,
534
00:28:03.228 --> 00:28:06.884
and we might become late for school
if our tongues are nailed to the entrance.
535
00:28:06.910 --> 00:28:10.345
- I don't want to waste my education.
- Yes, yes.
536
00:28:10.369 --> 00:28:13.823
Well, friends, that's their
chosen consequence.
537
00:28:13.848 --> 00:28:15.729
Take off your bras.
538
00:28:22.773 --> 00:28:25.181
Friends, I hope you enjoyed today!
539
00:28:25.319 --> 00:28:28.027
This is where our game ends.
540
00:28:28.052 --> 00:28:30.113
Thank you very much to Playtime,
541
00:28:30.143 --> 00:28:33.018
the highest cash back
online gaming platform.
542
00:28:33.043 --> 00:28:36.239
Hey, cover yourselves up!
The consequence is done.
543
00:28:36.956 --> 00:28:38.884
I will say goodbye now.
544
00:28:38.909 --> 00:28:44.588
This is Janno Depp,
the luckiest host in the world.
545
00:28:44.613 --> 00:28:50.260
We will see each other again
here on Battle of the Braless.
546
00:28:50.969 --> 00:28:54.207
Wave goodbye!
Wave bye to the fans!
547
00:28:54.232 --> 00:28:55.232
Bye!
548
00:28:55.548 --> 00:28:57.825
Hey, they can see it!
Cover yourselves up!
549
00:29:00.633 --> 00:29:01.633
Bye!
550
00:29:02.385 --> 00:29:10.605
Wow Mani OST
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