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--== McEphie ==--
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Woohoo!
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- Sexy!
{\an8}- Keep going!
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Beautiful!
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For you.
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There, I'll come back later, okay?
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Hello!
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I'm Nico.
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What's your number?
Oh, maybe later.
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Oh!
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[sighs]
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Hello?
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Yes, I'm at the club.
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What?
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Speak louder!
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A sexy girl is dancing on stage!
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So beautiful!
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What?
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Yeah, I just treated my friends.
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And I plan on using up
all my money on these women!
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What?
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Are you mad?
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I don't care!
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Are you crazy?
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I want to take her home!
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What?
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You want to break up? Sure!
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Yeah, I want that!
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When I get home,
you better be gone!
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Damn you too!
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Okay! Bye!
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You're pretty tough!
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Who were you talking to?
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I don't know who it was.
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Who owns this phone?
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Someone called earlier!
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Mine!
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That's mine, man!
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Oh!
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Thanks a lot, man!
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I owe you one!
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Group hug!
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Uh, sure...
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Group hug!
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Thank you, man!
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Thank you!
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Wow Mani OST
Performed by: Pio Balbuena, Janno Gibbs
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Where do you want to eat?
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Up to you, I'm fine
eating on a plate.
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- Plate?
- Mhm.
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What do you want to eat?
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Food.
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Can you be more specific?
So you know...
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What? Just...
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Rice and any kind of food.
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- Is that so?
- Mhm.
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Hey!
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Stupid bird! It pooped on me!
So gross!
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Wait, I have a tissue.
I'll wipe it.
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No, it's fine.
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The bird's already far.
How are you going to wipe its butt?
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Ugh, so gross!
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Injanns!
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Because we have
100 thousand followers now,
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we have a giveaway
as my thanks to you.
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The prize is...
one of the tribes people.
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Just comment down below
who you like,
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and why you deserve to win.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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Arowana. Okay, game.
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Mamadede Tribe, do you
have any questions for me?
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Yes.
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Injanno Jones, you're an
expert in anything, right?
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Of course.
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Can I ask about holidays,
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and the other occasions?
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Holiday and occasions?
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That's a difficult subject.
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But... I'll manage.
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What is the day for the swimmers?
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The day for the swimmers...
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April 1.
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Why April 1?
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Because April 1 is...
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April Fool's Day.
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Oh!
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Why?
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Well...
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Where do swimmers swim?
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At the swimming fool, right?
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Ah!
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Yes?
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Do you have a day
for lovers?
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Ah!
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That's... February 14.
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Valentine's Day.
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"Araw ng mga puso"
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Oh!
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But...
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when...
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they are separated,
that's a different day.
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That's a different occasion.
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- What is that?
- Independence Day.
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- What?
- Freedom!
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- Ah!
- Oh!
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Uh... Anyone?
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Do you have a day...
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for loiterers?
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A day for loiterers?
Yes, there's one!
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What is it?
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Every day.
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They don't do anything anyways.
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Everyday, they're doing nothing.
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- Oh!
- Mhm!
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Sir?
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Do the politicians
have a special day?
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Special day for politicians?
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Actually, there are two occasions.
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One is All Saints' Day...
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and the other is All Souls' Day.
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What?
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Why two?
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All Saints Day, because when
there's an election, they campaign,
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they are like saints.
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Now, when they win, it's All Souls Day,
the day of the dead.
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- Oh...
- Why?
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Because we are dead.
They're going to ignore us now.
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- Ah!
- Oh!
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Thank you for your question, Pocahontas.
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- Injanno! I have a question.
- Hmm? Yes?
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Do rich people have a special day?
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Yes, they do.
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It's a good thing you asked.
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- There is one.
- Really?
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- Yes.
- "Mahal na araw."
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- Why that?
- You know why?
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Is that something
poor people can afford?
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It's expensive.
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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Me! I have a question!
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Is there a day
where workers don't work?
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A day where workers don't work?
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- Yes.
- There's one!
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Labor Day.
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Labor Day? Why don't they work
during Labor Day?
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Because instead,
they're holding rallies.
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- Oh!
- Ah!
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Yes? What is it?
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Is there a day for those
asking for forgiveness?
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Huh? Uh...
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There is. Um...
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It's called...
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Actually, it's the whole season.
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Christmas season.
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Why Christmas season?
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Because when we're
caroling house to house,
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what do the people tell you?
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I'm sorry.
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And then we sing...
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♪ Thank you. ♪
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- ♪ Thank you. ♪
- ♪ Thank you. ♪
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♪ You're all so cheap! ♪
♪ Thank you! ♪
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- Oh!
- [clapping]
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- Okay, do we still have time?
- But, Injanno!
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What?
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Do sons have their own day?
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A day for sons?
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There is
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That is the day after Saturday.
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- Sunday!
- Sunday!
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- Oh!
- Mmm!
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Do gays have their own day?
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A day for gays?
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Uh... Yes!
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- Uh...
- What is it?
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Ash Wednesday.
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Ash Wednesday? Why?
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Well...
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I will just poke... I mean,
I will just teach you.
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Later.
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Uh...
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Injanno. What about
gay partners who've separated?
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Oh, that's painful.
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Because they will get annulled!
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- Annulled?
- What's that?
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I will teach you too.
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Later.
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Wow, how lucky!
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Do you have any more questions?
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- I have a question, Injanno!
- Okay, Arowana!
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Do ugly people have
a special day?
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Ugly people?
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They do!
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What is it?
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When's your birthday?
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Injanno!
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Don't get angry! Calm down!
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What about you?
When is your birthday?
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Ugh, you should've calmed down!
You even got me involved!
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That's all the time we have.
Thank you very much.
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Thank you, Tribe Mamadede.
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Thank you!
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Until next time, Injanns!
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Bye!
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Bye. Say bye.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Okay.
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Arowana.
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Where's my ride?
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Your ride?
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It's here.
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Let's ride.
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If your uncle's sister
isn't your aunt, who is she to you?
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If your uncle's sister...
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Isn't your aunt,
who is she to you?
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If your uncle's sister
isn't your aunt, who is she to you?
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Um...
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If your uncle's sister
isn't your aunt, who is she to you?
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Cousin!
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If your uncle's sister
isn't your aunt, who is she to you?
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- If your uncle's sister...
- Ah!
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If my uncle's sister...
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He's analyzing it.
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That isn't my aunt...
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You can do it.
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Ah...
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Logic, logic.
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I don't know!
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I'm so confused!
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Ah...
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Cousin!
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If my uncle's sister isn't my aunt,
who is she to me?
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Ah...
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She's still my aunt, right?
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Because it's my uncle's sister...
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Aunt.
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Are you sure?
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She's still my uncle's sister, right?
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She's your mother, sir.
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- She's your mother!
- Oh!
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If your uncle's sister
isn't your aunt, who is she to you?
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- She's my mother.
- She's your mother, right?
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- Oh, you're right.
- Too bad you didn't get it!
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- That's how it is.
- Because if you win,
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you can get a prize.
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100, or a kiss and a hug.
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Oh, I couldn't possibly...
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But you didn't win!
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- What now? Well, thank you, sir!
- Oh, it's fine, it's fine.
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- As long as we're happy here.
- Yes, we are!
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Yeah, happy!
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Hello and welcome to your
favorite show in the whole wide world.
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Battle of the Braless!
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Thank you very much.
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Of course, first, Battle of the Braless
is brought to you by Playtime!
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The fastest, growing
online gaming platform.
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I am your host, Janno Depp.
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I won't prolong it any further.
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Let's call the two universities
that will compete today!
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Let's start with the students from PBA!
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Or, Pamantasan ng Bagong Asawa!
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- Come on in! Yay!
- Woohoo!
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Welcome to the show, girls.
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And their opponents are from NBA!
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Or, New Boyfriend Academy.
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NBA, come on in!
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Hello!
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They've already won!
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They've already won!
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- Ah!
- Wait, wait!
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Let's go on with the game!
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- Okay. Are you ready?
- Yes!
274
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:23,980
Wait a minute.
Did you prepare any cheer?
275
00:14:24,585 --> 00:14:26,610
- Of course!
- Who will go first?
276
00:14:26,635 --> 00:14:28,415
- Us!
- We didn't practice.
277
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:29,955
- You didn't practice? Okay.
- Yeah!
278
00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:32,513
- Go ahead!
- Everyone, listen.
279
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,538
Wow!
280
00:14:34,372 --> 00:14:36,632
One, two, three, go!
281
00:14:36,657 --> 00:14:39,075
- PBA!
- PBA!
282
00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:40,716
Bagong Asawa!
283
00:14:40,741 --> 00:14:42,921
- PBA!
- PBA!
284
00:14:42,946 --> 00:14:44,566
Bagong Asawa!
285
00:14:44,591 --> 00:14:45,612
Okay, we're done.
286
00:14:48,515 --> 00:14:50,042
- I'm here.
- Yeah.
287
00:14:50,067 --> 00:14:52,215
Are you the director?
You even did the cut yourself.
288
00:14:52,365 --> 00:14:56,184
Of course, NBA won't back down.
289
00:14:56,209 --> 00:14:59,237
- Of course! Let's go!
- Show them what you've got, NBA!
290
00:14:59,301 --> 00:15:01,149
One, two, three, go!
291
00:15:01,174 --> 00:15:02,940
- New Boyfriend!
- New Boyfriend!
292
00:15:02,965 --> 00:15:05,171
- New! New! New Boyfriend!
- New! New! New Boyfriend!
293
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,752
- New Boyfriend!
- New Boyfriend!
294
00:15:06,777 --> 00:15:09,112
- New! New! New Boyfriend!
- New! New! New Boyfriend!
295
00:15:10,336 --> 00:15:12,353
Wow!
296
00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:15,199
- Not enough!
- Not enough?
297
00:15:15,224 --> 00:15:17,478
They said it's not good enough!
What can you say?
298
00:15:18,093 --> 00:15:21,026
- We practiced it for a week!
- We didn't practice at all!
299
00:15:21,051 --> 00:15:24,736
Okay, listen. This is
the mechanics of our game.
300
00:15:24,761 --> 00:15:26,855
Of course, we have three rounds.
301
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:31,628
The easy round, difficult round,
and the most anticipated of all,
302
00:15:31,653 --> 00:15:32,833
the final round.
303
00:15:33,347 --> 00:15:39,082
At the end of each round, whoever has
the lowest score will have a consequence.
304
00:15:39,107 --> 00:15:42,702
Don't worry, you will choose
your punishment.
305
00:15:42,726 --> 00:15:43,726
Okay?
306
00:15:44,085 --> 00:15:45,105
If you're ready?
307
00:15:46,134 --> 00:15:47,539
- Are you ready?
- Yes!
308
00:15:47,564 --> 00:15:48,760
- Are you ready?
- Ready!
309
00:15:48,785 --> 00:15:49,785
Okay.
310
00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:50,980
Let's go.
311
00:15:51,005 --> 00:15:54,016
Buzzer... Please check your buzzers.
312
00:15:54,559 --> 00:15:55,559
Okay.
313
00:15:56,540 --> 00:16:04,980
Four our easy round, the category is
Parenting Studies and Electronics combined.
314
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:09,969
The question is, if the father
is the "pillar of the house,"
315
00:16:09,994 --> 00:16:11,791
the mother is the...
316
00:16:11,949 --> 00:16:14,110
Blank of the house?
317
00:16:14,135 --> 00:16:16,852
It starts with the letter I.
318
00:16:16,882 --> 00:16:18,275
Go! Yes?
319
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,671
-Noise!
- Wrong!
320
00:16:19,696 --> 00:16:21,328
Noisy, my mother's noisy.
321
00:16:21,353 --> 00:16:24,500
- She's right!
- Seems like it, but you're wrong!
322
00:16:24,687 --> 00:16:26,767
- Yes!
- gossiper.
323
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,169
She loves spreading gossip.
My mom is like that.
324
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,491
It's still wrong.
325
00:16:31,368 --> 00:16:33,135
jealous person!
A jealous person, boss!
326
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,773
Why that?
327
00:16:35,113 --> 00:16:37,615
My mom's a jealous person!
328
00:16:37,852 --> 00:16:39,577
She always asks questions.
329
00:16:39,602 --> 00:16:42,468
Our neighbor is so lucky,
they have a new fridge...
330
00:16:43,018 --> 00:16:45,074
Meanwhile...
Meanwhile we don't?
331
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,652
Mom, why are you like that?
332
00:16:49,677 --> 00:16:52,204
Geez! You're making me emotional!
333
00:16:52,229 --> 00:16:53,973
Wait, let me give a clue!
334
00:16:53,998 --> 00:16:57,451
We are not looking
for the mother's behavior here.
335
00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:59,912
What I'm taking about
can be found inside the house.
336
00:17:01,289 --> 00:17:02,321
Toilet.
337
00:17:02,346 --> 00:17:04,578
Toilet of the house.
We have that!
338
00:17:04,603 --> 00:17:06,342
Your answer's wrong!
339
00:17:07,299 --> 00:17:09,365
Okay, one more clue.
340
00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:12,880
You often see this
when you look up!
341
00:17:13,798 --> 00:17:15,244
- Yes!
- Bird.
342
00:17:15,269 --> 00:17:16,549
Bird of the house.
343
00:17:16,891 --> 00:17:19,257
Seriously? The dad
is the bird of the house.
344
00:17:19,290 --> 00:17:20,377
Oh, really?
345
00:17:22,147 --> 00:17:23,616
Okay, another clue.
346
00:17:23,641 --> 00:17:25,500
This is what provides light,
347
00:17:25,525 --> 00:17:26,665
especially at night.
348
00:17:26,690 --> 00:17:28,204
What letter I is this?
349
00:17:29,363 --> 00:17:30,363
Star!
350
00:17:30,388 --> 00:17:31,845
Star of the house.
351
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,162
- Star?
- Yeah!
352
00:17:34,642 --> 00:17:39,873
Like this! Star! Star! Star!
353
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:42,000
Watashi wa star!
354
00:17:42,308 --> 00:17:45,481
- See? Nice, nice.
- Good answer, but it's wrong!
355
00:17:45,506 --> 00:17:48,722
- Still wrong?
- The answer we're looking for is...
356
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:53,082
Grilled.
Inihaw of the house.
357
00:17:53,107 --> 00:17:55,285
Sir, I thought it's something
that lights up?
358
00:17:55,669 --> 00:17:56,968
Want to be the host instead?
359
00:17:57,689 --> 00:17:58,845
Want to be the host?
360
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,379
- Go ahead.
- Never mind.
361
00:18:00,566 --> 00:18:02,742
Okay, let's recap the scores.
362
00:18:02,910 --> 00:18:06,234
Team NBA, right?
363
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,138
NBA, zero.
364
00:18:08,163 --> 00:18:10,012
Team PBA, zero.
365
00:18:10,482 --> 00:18:11,595
It's a tie!
366
00:18:13,006 --> 00:18:14,739
Miss Consequence, come in!
367
00:18:15,656 --> 00:18:17,121
Lord, thank you!
368
00:18:18,484 --> 00:18:20,491
- It's a tie!
- Look, they're so happy!
369
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,189
Okay, thank you.
370
00:18:25,664 --> 00:18:28,413
Let's go first with PBA,
while NBA is still picking theirs.
371
00:18:28,651 --> 00:18:30,743
Team PBA...
372
00:18:31,398 --> 00:18:36,588
You have to put the elephant
to sleep, while you're carrying it.
373
00:18:37,003 --> 00:18:38,003
Or...
374
00:18:38,030 --> 00:18:39,842
You will take your top off?
375
00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:42,004
Okay.
376
00:18:42,435 --> 00:18:46,732
While you're deciding, I will
now be asking Team NBA.
377
00:18:47,436 --> 00:18:48,727
Your choices are...
378
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,396
you will eat peanuts,
379
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:56,107
and afterwards, you will
drink the milk of a lizard.
380
00:18:56,738 --> 00:18:59,508
Or... You will take your top off.
381
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:01,910
We'll take our top off.
382
00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:04,045
- Okay then. What about you?
- We'll take our top off too.
383
00:19:04,070 --> 00:19:06,972
They will be taking
their tops off, everybody
384
00:19:06,997 --> 00:19:11,022
We did not force them,
they chose their consequence.
385
00:19:14,725 --> 00:19:16,163
Oh, I feel shy...
386
00:19:20,529 --> 00:19:21,726
Okay, friends.
387
00:19:21,751 --> 00:19:24,431
That's the result
of the consequence they chose.
388
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:25,946
We'll be back,
389
00:19:25,971 --> 00:19:27,867
because next up is
the difficult round
390
00:19:27,892 --> 00:19:32,181
when we come back here
on Battle of the Braless!
391
00:19:41,066 --> 00:19:42,066
Geez!
392
00:19:42,437 --> 00:19:44,335
My husband is such a jerk!
393
00:19:45,235 --> 00:19:46,614
- What? Why?
- So annoying!
394
00:19:48,049 --> 00:19:49,049
You know what?
395
00:19:49,562 --> 00:19:51,503
He loves too much!
396
00:19:51,797 --> 00:19:55,220
Is that so?
Then why are you so mad?
397
00:19:56,656 --> 00:19:58,059
You know what he said?
398
00:19:58,330 --> 00:19:59,699
He loves me.
399
00:20:00,310 --> 00:20:01,649
He loves the other woman too!
400
00:20:02,416 --> 00:20:04,423
You know what pisses me off?
401
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:06,210
He loves you too!
402
00:20:10,972 --> 00:20:13,172
And we're ba-- Oh, it's too high.
403
00:20:13,289 --> 00:20:17,944
We're back here on
Battle of the Braless!
404
00:20:19,437 --> 00:20:23,148
Friends, we're on the difficult round now!
405
00:20:23,173 --> 00:20:25,421
Girls, this will be harder for you.
406
00:20:25,446 --> 00:20:27,080
So, be ready!
407
00:20:27,105 --> 00:20:29,419
- Okay?
- We can do this!
408
00:20:30,249 --> 00:20:35,844
Our category is Fashion Design
and Basic Necessity combined.
409
00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:39,580
This is a type of clothing.
410
00:20:40,075 --> 00:20:46,012
If there is a polo shirt, there is
also something called a T blank.
411
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:49,095
What is this blank?
412
00:20:50,401 --> 00:20:51,878
- Yes?
- Bone.
413
00:20:51,923 --> 00:20:52,923
T-Bone.
414
00:20:54,602 --> 00:20:57,209
- No, we wear this.
- Oops.
415
00:20:58,744 --> 00:21:00,365
- Yes?
- Panty!
416
00:21:00,466 --> 00:21:01,866
T... Hmm?
417
00:21:02,282 --> 00:21:04,677
- Right?
- You just reversed it.
418
00:21:04,885 --> 00:21:06,165
Wrong, wrong!
419
00:21:06,731 --> 00:21:07,731
Yes?
420
00:21:07,869 --> 00:21:08,869
T-back!
421
00:21:09,154 --> 00:21:11,058
- Oh, that's right!
- Yeah!
422
00:21:11,082 --> 00:21:14,458
No, you can find these
in department stores!
423
00:21:16,090 --> 00:21:17,090
Salesclerk.
424
00:21:17,617 --> 00:21:19,256
Uh, um...
425
00:21:19,281 --> 00:21:22,274
Let me change the clue!
426
00:21:22,351 --> 00:21:23,892
Let me make it easier for you.
427
00:21:23,995 --> 00:21:25,596
What we're looking for is...
428
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,963
T with a hyphen.
429
00:21:29,078 --> 00:21:31,918
Then a letter S.
430
00:21:33,176 --> 00:21:34,176
T...
431
00:21:35,755 --> 00:21:36,860
Tissue!
432
00:21:36,998 --> 00:21:37,998
Uh...
433
00:21:38,109 --> 00:21:41,804
No... This is often
the color white.
434
00:21:41,908 --> 00:21:43,047
- White?
- White...
435
00:21:43,624 --> 00:21:45,608
- Yes?
- Fair-skinned person.
436
00:21:47,002 --> 00:21:48,834
- Tisay...
- We wear this! We wear it!
437
00:21:48,894 --> 00:21:50,847
- Oh, we wear it?
- Wait...
438
00:21:52,782 --> 00:21:54,490
- Yes?
- Slippers.
439
00:21:55,074 --> 00:21:56,078
Slippers!
440
00:21:56,103 --> 00:21:59,337
No, okay,
let me change the clue again!
441
00:21:59,362 --> 00:22:03,024
Um, usually politicians...
442
00:22:03,050 --> 00:22:05,257
During the campaign period,
443
00:22:05,393 --> 00:22:07,872
they often give these away!
444
00:22:08,590 --> 00:22:10,173
- Yes?
- Tikoy.
445
00:22:10,999 --> 00:22:12,385
That's in China!
446
00:22:12,410 --> 00:22:13,704
Here in the Philippines...
447
00:22:13,728 --> 00:22:15,895
What do politicians give away? T...
448
00:22:16,862 --> 00:22:18,361
- T?
- Yes.
449
00:22:18,578 --> 00:22:20,198
- 500 pesos each.
- Oh, shit.
450
00:22:20,303 --> 00:22:21,692
What do you mean?
451
00:22:22,103 --> 00:22:23,980
That's what they give out!
452
00:22:24,005 --> 00:22:25,005
They give 500 pesos!
453
00:22:25,030 --> 00:22:26,386
No, but...
454
00:22:26,770 --> 00:22:27,770
You're pretty close.
455
00:22:27,990 --> 00:22:29,750
You were close to winning!
456
00:22:30,210 --> 00:22:32,698
Because the answer
we are looking for is...
457
00:22:32,722 --> 00:22:34,803
One thousand each.
458
00:22:34,890 --> 00:22:36,630
- The price went up.
- Oh, I see.
459
00:22:37,061 --> 00:22:38,505
- Inflation.
- Okay.
460
00:22:38,530 --> 00:22:41,983
So, let's recap the scores.
461
00:22:42,450 --> 00:22:45,627
Looks like we're having trouble...
Are you done computing?
462
00:22:45,652 --> 00:22:46,673
Right, okay...
463
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:49,841
Their team has zero points.
464
00:22:49,866 --> 00:22:52,942
And their team has?
Zero points as well, okay.
465
00:22:52,967 --> 00:22:54,379
- Woohoo!
- It's a tie!
466
00:22:54,404 --> 00:22:55,988
Miss Consequence, come on in!
467
00:22:56,729 --> 00:22:58,298
We'll make it up
on the next round!
468
00:22:59,023 --> 00:23:00,023
Mhm!
469
00:23:07,815 --> 00:23:08,815
What's that?
470
00:23:11,115 --> 00:23:13,161
Let's start first with PBA.
471
00:23:13,186 --> 00:23:14,186
PBA?
472
00:23:15,307 --> 00:23:16,307
PBA?
473
00:23:16,332 --> 00:23:17,332
Yes.
474
00:23:17,652 --> 00:23:19,257
- There.
- Hi.
475
00:23:20,585 --> 00:23:22,780
Your choices are...
476
00:23:23,066 --> 00:23:25,409
you will use a walis tingting,
477
00:23:25,434 --> 00:23:28,641
and clean all the roofs
in Metro Manila.
478
00:23:29,234 --> 00:23:32,056
Or, you will take off your skirt.
479
00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:36,937
Sir, we'll take our skirts off.
480
00:23:37,452 --> 00:23:38,644
- Yeah, we'll take it off.
- Mhm!
481
00:23:38,871 --> 00:23:40,205
Team NBA.
482
00:23:40,392 --> 00:23:41,912
Your choices are...
483
00:23:43,098 --> 00:23:46,944
You will take a steam bath,
and put rose petals
484
00:23:46,969 --> 00:23:51,395
and have a bubble bath
at the crater of the Taal Volcano.
485
00:23:51,993 --> 00:23:53,890
Or, you will take off your skirt.
486
00:23:54,199 --> 00:23:55,199
Your choice.
487
00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:58,444
- Sir, we'll take our skirt off.
- Okay then.
488
00:23:58,469 --> 00:23:59,820
That is what they chose.
489
00:24:00,099 --> 00:24:01,703
Take your skirts off!
490
00:24:02,630 --> 00:24:03,630
Ah!
491
00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:11,920
Friends, Battle of the Braless
will be right back!
492
00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:15,548
Next up will be
the most anticipated final round!
493
00:24:15,573 --> 00:24:19,439
This is Battle of the Braless!
494
00:24:33,405 --> 00:24:34,585
Hey, Lotlot!
495
00:24:36,580 --> 00:24:39,568
I heard a rapist went
inside your room last night!
496
00:24:39,593 --> 00:24:40,955
Yeah!
497
00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:43,011
Wait, how'd you know?
498
00:24:43,212 --> 00:24:44,355
I heard you, Mars!
499
00:24:44,380 --> 00:24:46,068
You kept smacking him!
500
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,899
I had to!
501
00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:50,251
Why? What happened?
502
00:24:51,066 --> 00:24:52,517
You know, Mars...
503
00:24:53,713 --> 00:24:55,901
- I was sleeping deeply last night.
- And then?
504
00:24:55,925 --> 00:24:57,481
I felt that...
505
00:24:57,699 --> 00:25:00,050
Someone pulled my blanket off,
506
00:25:00,293 --> 00:25:03,150
and they took my underwear off too!
507
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,025
I was mentally preparing myself...
508
00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:09,013
I couldn't do anything,
in case something happened.
509
00:25:09,239 --> 00:25:11,131
He suddenly turned the lights on.
510
00:25:11,156 --> 00:25:12,965
Our eyes met.
511
00:25:13,195 --> 00:25:14,280
And then?
512
00:25:14,281 --> 00:25:16,015
He suddenly ran away.
513
00:25:16,287 --> 00:25:17,514
I grabbed him.
514
00:25:17,539 --> 00:25:20,021
- I kept smacking him!
- Oh? And then?
515
00:25:20,046 --> 00:25:23,401
But then, he got away.
Too bad, so close...
516
00:25:29,723 --> 00:25:33,738
And we're back here
on Battle of the Braless!
517
00:25:33,851 --> 00:25:36,143
- Woohoo!
- Woo!
518
00:25:36,871 --> 00:25:38,687
Yes, my friends.
519
00:25:38,712 --> 00:25:41,592
We're finally at the most
anticipated round!
520
00:25:41,849 --> 00:25:43,525
The final round.
521
00:25:43,855 --> 00:25:44,965
Are you ready, girls?
522
00:25:44,990 --> 00:25:46,441
- Ready!
- We're ready!
523
00:25:46,530 --> 00:25:48,646
I will make things difficult for you,
so I'm sorry.
524
00:25:48,673 --> 00:25:50,273
- We can do that.
- Okay.
525
00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:53,251
Our category for this round is...
526
00:25:54,021 --> 00:25:58,153
Mathematics and Numerology combined.
527
00:25:59,716 --> 00:26:05,217
What goes next after sex?
528
00:26:06,324 --> 00:26:08,177
- Yes?
- After sex.
529
00:26:08,202 --> 00:26:09,202
Smoke.
530
00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:11,579
You smoke after.
531
00:26:11,604 --> 00:26:12,604
Wrong.
532
00:26:13,665 --> 00:26:15,527
- Yes?
- After sex.
533
00:26:15,746 --> 00:26:16,746
Shower.
534
00:26:16,771 --> 00:26:18,716
Of course, it's hot,
you're sweaty...
535
00:26:19,057 --> 00:26:20,057
No, no.
536
00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:22,890
- Yes?
- After sex...
537
00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:23,915
Sleep!
538
00:26:24,387 --> 00:26:27,606
- Why sleep?
- Because you got exhausted.
539
00:26:28,036 --> 00:26:28,919
That's not it.
540
00:26:28,944 --> 00:26:35,237
What we're looking
for after sex...
541
00:26:35,691 --> 00:26:36,751
What's next?
542
00:26:36,889 --> 00:26:37,889
Sex...
543
00:26:39,404 --> 00:26:41,280
- Yes?
- So easy!
544
00:26:41,305 --> 00:26:42,305
69.
545
00:26:42,431 --> 00:26:44,952
Hey, what are you saying?
That's during sex!
546
00:26:44,977 --> 00:26:46,636
Yeah... I mean...
547
00:26:47,116 --> 00:26:48,116
Okay.
548
00:26:48,141 --> 00:26:49,649
You're all wrong.
549
00:26:49,780 --> 00:26:51,380
What we're looking for is...
550
00:26:51,816 --> 00:26:53,375
After sex.,,
551
00:26:54,210 --> 00:26:55,922
Second round.
552
00:26:56,410 --> 00:26:58,583
- Ah!
- Oh, right!
553
00:26:58,608 --> 00:27:01,394
After that, that's when you smoke
and shower afterwards.
554
00:27:01,419 --> 00:27:03,212
- Oh yeah.
- He has a point.
555
00:27:03,237 --> 00:27:06,570
Well, that's what happened
to our game.
556
00:27:06,595 --> 00:27:08,256
Let's recap the scores.
557
00:27:09,031 --> 00:27:11,157
Their team has zero,
558
00:27:11,181 --> 00:27:13,540
at their team as zero as well.
559
00:27:13,566 --> 00:27:16,309
Nobody won. It's a tie.
560
00:27:16,596 --> 00:27:18,609
Miss Consequence.
561
00:27:18,656 --> 00:27:20,525
- Please.
- It's a tie.
562
00:27:21,029 --> 00:27:24,093
But they were really close
to getting it.
563
00:27:28,183 --> 00:27:29,183
There we go.
564
00:27:29,984 --> 00:27:30,984
Thank you.
565
00:27:32,483 --> 00:27:33,483
Thank you.
566
00:27:35,322 --> 00:27:36,637
The...
567
00:27:37,362 --> 00:27:38,362
PBA?
568
00:27:39,922 --> 00:27:42,125
- PBA?
- Yes.
569
00:27:42,324 --> 00:27:43,762
Your choices are...
570
00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:46,630
All you need to do is
use floor wax
571
00:27:46,650 --> 00:27:50,387
and make TPLEX road shiny.
572
00:27:50,862 --> 00:27:53,522
Or, take your bra off.
573
00:27:54,210 --> 00:27:55,210
What do you think?
574
00:27:55,662 --> 00:27:58,445
We don't have money to buy wax.
We'll take our bra off.
575
00:27:59,139 --> 00:28:00,281
NBA.
576
00:28:00,306 --> 00:28:01,972
Your choices are...
577
00:28:02,045 --> 00:28:06,851
You will paint, and change
the color of the planet Mars,
578
00:28:07,170 --> 00:28:08,824
from red to yellow.
579
00:28:08,849 --> 00:28:10,761
Or, take your bra off.
580
00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:14,163
Let's take our bras off!
581
00:28:14,416 --> 00:28:15,609
We'll take our bra off, sir.
582
00:28:15,670 --> 00:28:17,085
They will take their bras off!
583
00:28:17,216 --> 00:28:18,216
Let's go!
584
00:28:19,471 --> 00:28:21,105
That's the consequence they chose.
585
00:28:21,130 --> 00:28:22,488
Nobody forced them to do so.
586
00:28:22,513 --> 00:28:23,575
My goodness.
587
00:28:25,814 --> 00:28:27,205
There we go, my friends.
588
00:28:27,230 --> 00:28:29,738
Okay, cover yourselves up first.
589
00:28:29,763 --> 00:28:31,783
- Oh, sorry.
- The consequence is done anyways.
590
00:28:31,808 --> 00:28:38,786
Thank you for watching,
and su--
591
00:28:38,853 --> 00:28:40,985
And supporting us!
592
00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:44,544
Battle of the Braless is powered by...
593
00:28:44,569 --> 00:28:48,712
Playtime! For all your gaming needs,
use Playtime!
594
00:28:48,736 --> 00:28:51,496
This is your host, Janno Depp,
595
00:28:51,651 --> 00:28:55,371
the host who always gets scolded
by his wife when he gets home.
596
00:28:56,729 --> 00:29:02,208
I hope you enjoyed watching
Battle of the Braless!
597
00:29:06,149 --> 00:29:09,287
- Oh, cover yourselves up!
- Oh, sorry!
598
00:29:09,312 --> 00:29:10,340
Sorry, sorry.
599
00:29:10,365 --> 00:29:13,718
- Goodbye! Wave goodbye!
- Bye!
600
00:29:13,743 --> 00:29:15,675
- Oh, you're exposed!
- Oh no!
601
00:29:18,322 --> 00:29:21,586
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