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Mars, do you know why breastfeeding is still best for babies?

Why?

The milk of a mother helps the baby to be obedient and kind.

Oh, I see.

And Mars, it's also good for daddies.

- They also become kind? - Yes.

Look at my husband.

Just one call, and he's already trembling.

Hey!

Time to breastfeed!

Wow Mani OST Performed by: Pio Balbuena, Janno Gibbs

Hey, Zsara!

Hey!

I've been watching you. Why do you keep laughing?

You know earlier... Boss called me to his office.

He told me...

He doesn't want to see me working in the office.

What's so funny about that?

Because...

He thought that I'm actually working!

See?

Boss is so funny!

Woo! [clapping]

The women here are great!

There was a problem last night.

Problem last night? Well, I enjoyed mine!

- Did you have fun? - Yes.

So, what happened anyways?

Bro, I was so drunk last night.

I sold my wife unknowingly.

Bro, I think I was more drunk last night.

Why?

I wasn't able to get a discount.

But it's okay, I had fun!

Yeah.

Your wife is really good.

We should always drink out, man.

- Okay, this is good, right? - Yes!

- Okay, press record. - Here.

Recording... Okay.

Hello, Injans!

Here's your favorite explorer and expert in everything, Injanno Jones.

And we're still here with the Tribe of Mamadede,

to share some knowledge to them.

Hold this.

Sit down.

Good day, Tribe of Mamadede.

- Good day. - Good day.

Do you have any questions for me?

- Yes. - Okay.

Injanno Jones, are you an expert in all kinds of things?

Correct.

Can you talk about cars?

Cars?

I'll give it a try.

Do you have a car that suits magicians?

A car that suits magicians?

Um...

Mercedes Benz.

What? Mercedes Benz? Why?

What do magicians say when they do magic?

Chedeng!

- Oh! - Oh!

- Amazing! - Chedeng!

Any more questions?

Do you have a car that suits carpenters?

Yes, I do.

Um...

What is it?

Hummer.

- Right? - Oh!

- Yes? - Sir?

Do you have a car that suits beggars?

Beggars?

Well... It's very ironic.

But the car that suits them is a limousine.

- Oh! - Oh!

Limousine.

- Wow. - Ah...

What about this?

Do you have a car that suits priests?

Cars for priests?

Um...

- Nissan. - Why Nissan?

Safari.

Nissan Safari.

When it's Safari, it's Nissan.

When it's Nissan, it's Safari.

Wow.

- Do you have a car that suits... - Uh, a hearse.

No, no. That's not what I'm asking for.

I thought it was for you.

Uh...

What car suits Kabayan Noli?

Ah, that's easy.

It's a Nissan too.

- Nissan? - Yes.

Which Nissan?

Patrol.

- Nissan Patrol? - Yes.

That's what he always says!

Nissan Patrol!

- Oh! - Wow!

- Any other question? - Me!

Do police have cars?

- Yes, they do! - What is it?

Mobile.

Where's the joke there?

I don't have one.

That's what they really call it.

- Oh! - You got used to my jokes, huh?

- Any other questions? - Me!

Um...

It's always flooding in the area.

- Is there a car suitable for floods? - What the hell?

Um... Do you know how to speak Tagalog?

- Yes. - Please speak Tagalog.

I'm struggling.

- There's always a flood in the area. - Okay.

Is there a car suitable for floods?

It needs to be high.

So that the flood doesn't reach it.

- Ford, then. - Ford.

Why is it called Ford?

Everest.

It's the highest.

If the flood reaches that, the whole world's underwater already.

- Ah! - Wow!

Yes?

Do you have a car that suits Dora?

Yes, there's one.

What is it?

Ford as well.

Huh? Ford?

Explorer.

Ford Explorer.

It's Dora the Explorer, right?

- Wow! - Amazing!

Do you have a car that suits bands?

A car that suits bands...

- Ford, too. - Why Ford?

Fiesta.

Right?

When it comes to fiestas, there are always bands.

- I see. - Ah!

What about for prostitutes? What kind of car suits them?

There's one.

- What is it? - A pick-up.

Why pick-up?

Because when they stop in front of you...

And then... they'll ask for a discount...

That's what I brought today.

You want to get in?

Do we still have time to...

Yes, we do.

- For one more question. - One more? Okay.

- I have one. - Okay, go ahead.

Do you have a car that suit maids?

Maids? I have one.

Really? You do?

- What is it? - I do have one!

A Hyundai.

Why a Hyundai?

Isn't that what you say when you give them orders?

"Kunin mo nga Hyundai " Get that please.

- Ah! - Wow!

- Okay, thank you. - Sir, sir!

- I have a bonus question. - Oh, of course!

Do you have a car that suits you?

I have one.

What is it?

You.

Okay, that's enough, that's enough.

Thank you, Tribe of Mamadede.

- Thank you! - Thank you!

Thank you very much, my fellow Injans!

I am Injanno Jones, your favorite explorer and expert in everything!

Bidding you goodbye... Thank you very much.

Hi, I'm Angelin from Wow Mani.

What's your name, Sir?

Julios.

- Julios, right? - Capital J-U-L-I-O-S.

Do you have a wife, or not?

Hey, that's a sensitive topic... I used to have one, she left me.

She broke up with you?

Shot! Okay...

Are you ready for my questions?

Yeah. I don't have a choice. Okay.

How does a person live for 30 days without sleeping?

That's hard. That's a tricky question.

- Is there a time limit? - No, there isn't.

Go, go.

One month? 30 days?

Drink water.

- Just water. - Drink water?

- 30 days without sleeping. - 30?

- 30? - 30.

You can do it, you can do it.

Wait.

It's possible, but... you'll become weak.

Uh... let's see. You're wide awake?

- Guess! Guess! - How?

Of course, I can't sleep, so I nap on a chair.

But I still eat.

The right answer is that they can sleep at night, not during the day.

How does a person live for 30 days without... It's days.

- Oh, you're right! - It's a waste.

No, I got it wrong on purpose.

I'm Janno Depp and this is Battle of the Braless!

Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

Battle of the Braless is brought to you by...

Playtime, the fastest-growing online gaming platform.

Thank you very much.

And I won't take any longer.

Let's call the two universities that will be competing today!

Let's start with the Pamantasang Overly Gullible Only,

or POGO!

Come on in.

[cheering]

Happy? Yes!

And their opponents,

Philippine University of Genuine Okray, or PUGO.

Yay!

You won already.

Yay!

Sorry, you lost. Bye.

Just kidding, just kidding. Okay.

Did you prepare any cheer?

- Yes! - We have one!

Wow, you girls have such high energy!

- Okay, who will go first? - They will.

- Sure. - So, ours will be a surprise.

There we go! Wow!

Ready!

One, two, three, go!

P-U-G-O!

You know what it's gonna be...

P-P-P-P-P-P!

Hey, that's enough. Let's go.

It's PUGO!

I like it! I like it!

- We won already. - Yay!

Out of all the episodes so far, that's my favorite.

Let's see if the other team can match your cheer.

- Of course! Basic! - Ready?

- Yeah. - Let's go.

One, two, three, go!

P-O-G-O!

Why don't you try being in sync? I wish you'd also say the same thing.

- One more. - One more.

P-O-G-G-O!

P-O-G-G-O!

POGO!

Okay.

It would've been better if they spelled it correctly.

You said two G's, there's only one G in your school name.

Okay.

Listen carefully.

I will explain the mechanics of our game.

We have three rounds.

We will start with easy.

Then, to difficult.

And the last one is the final round.

When you reach the end of each round, there will be a consequence,

to whoever has the lowest score.

Do you understand? But don't worry.

You will be the one to choose the punishment.

- Okay? - Yeah!

Let's check your buzzers.

You first.

And yours.

Okay, if you are ready...

- Are you ready? - Ready!

- Are you ready? - Ready!

Let's play!

For the easy round, the category is Hydrology and Human Ecology combined.

Question.

H2O is the chemical formula of water.

And the Tagalog of Water is... blank.

It starts with... Hey!

The letter T.

What is this T that we use for bathing?

- Yes? - Towel!

Towel! No.

We pour this over ourselves when we take a bath.

- Ah! - Yes?

Tabo .

Tabo...

You can drink this.

And when you drink it, your thirst will go away.

- Yes? - Tequila.

Shot! Shot!

Seems like she's a drunkard... Wrong!

- Yes? - Tuba .

Still wrong.

- Yes? - Gin.

It's supposed to be Letter T!

- Yes? - Tonic.

My favorite.

Wow, these girls like drinking...

This T does not make you drunk. It doesn't!

- It starts with T. - Lame.

- Yes? - T? Then it's tea!

Right? It's T!

- Tea! Right? - Fine, let's change the clue.

When the tap is open, what T comes out?

- Yes? - Tulo .

You were so close!

When you pass by a river, what letter T do you see in the river?

- Yes? - Of course, tulay .

- That's right. - Bridge!

- Bridge! - Yeah.

Okay. Bridge...

- What is under the tulay? - Ah!

Tao !

What? What's a person doing under the bridge?

Pooping!

Don't you poop under a bridge? Geez!

Bathrooms exist, you know!

I apologize to the viewers on behalf of everybody here.

What we are looking for is...

Tabing Ilog.

Oh!

There was a show about it.

Okay.

Let's recap our scores.

Team Pogo is zero.

And Team Pugo is still zero.

- So, we're tied. - It's a tie!

- Miss Consequence! Come in! - It's a tie.

- It's a tie. - It's a tie.

Okay.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Team POGO.

Where is Team POGO?

- Here. - Okay.

Your choices are...

You will do laundry using a big washing machine,

and they will put you inside the machine

so you'll be spinning along with the clothes,

while you're washing your clothes.

Or... you will take off your top.

I feel like the remaining braincells we have will be gone.

- You're right. - We'll take off our top.

- Alright! Final answer? - Final answer!

Your turn.

Team Pugo, your choices are...

They will clean your ears.

- What? That's it? - That's it!

Using a drill.

Oh...

- I don't think... - Or...

- That's hard. - I can't do that.

There is another choice.

You can remove your top.

- Let's choose that one. - Yes.

- It's hot anyways. - Yes.

They will remove their top.

That's why... Oh, that was quick.

- This is easier. - I'm excited.

Okay.

Friends, this is just the beginning

because later, it will be the difficult round

once we get back here on Battle of the Braless!

Mars, why are you sad?

Because yesterday, I sent my husband a message.

I said that I will go home early.

And then when I arrived at our house,

I saw him with another girl in our bed.

Oh no...

But you know what?

Don't be sad.

Maybe he didn't really receive your text.

And welcome back to...

- Battle of the... - Hey! Don't upstage me!

- I'm the host. - Sorry.

- Can you not overshadow me? - Sorry, sorry!

Right, right.

The Battle of the Braless.

And we will now move on to the difficult round.

Girls, this is will harder than the previous one, okay?

So, let's get ready.

Your category is Economics and Anthropology combined.

In English, this is rich.

In Tagalog, this is blank.

It starts with the letter M.

If you are not poor , you are...

Madali?

Maybe. But that's not what we are looking for.

We are looking for a person who always wears nice clothes.

- Ah! - Yes!

Maporma .

Can be...

But that's not what we are looking for.

This person is... is...

Very generous.

They don't care how much they spend,

that's why they buy expensive clothes.

Because they are...

- Yes? - Mayabang .

It can be. But that's not what we are looking for.

For example, do you know Alice Guo?

- Yes. - She has a helicopter.

She has a McLaren.

She has a lot of cars.

And she has a billion in the bank.

Because she is...

Mayor!

Mayor? How can Alice Guo be a mayor?

That's how mayors are.

That's why a lot of people want to be mayors.

I want to be a mayor. You want to be a mayor?

- That's right. - Yes, okay, that's enough.

Don't elaborate further... You're wrong, you're wrong.

Can be... But that's not what we are looking for.

For example, a man, even though he is ugly,

but he has a lot of women because he is...

Malibog .

- I'm right! - Yeah!

My goodness.

We ran out of time because of your wrong answers.

The answer we are looking for...

That starts with the letter M is...

- Manyak . - Oh, that's too bad.

- Oh, we were so close! - Yeah, pretty close.

Yeah, your answer was really close.

But we need the exact answer.

Okay, let's recap the scores.

The score for Pamantasang Overly Gullible Only is still zero.

And the Philippine University of Genuine Okray, or PUGO...

has zero points as well.

Miss Consequence, come on in.

Thank you very much.

Let's give Miss Consequence a round of applause.

Yay! [clapping]

Let's give her a round of applause because she won't come back.

Just kidding, just kidding! You'll still come back.

Okay, let's start with POGO.

- Let's go! - These are your choices...

You will fly a kite, but...

on top of an airplane while your feet are nailed on it.

That's hard...

Or, you will take your skirt off.

- We'll take our skirt off. - Okay then.

And you, Team PUGO,

your choices are...

You will dress up as Darna,

and ride on a ferris wheel,

but it will spin really fast until you fly off it to the next town.

- That doesn't sound too bad. - It's like an adventure.

Or, you will take your skirt off.

- Let's go with the skirt. - Yeah, I'm too lazy for an adventure.

Oh!

They're taking it off!

Let's wait for them, my friends.

- Thank you. - That's the consequence they chose..

We don't force them to take it off.

Stay right there, we'll be right back

because when we come back,

it will be the final round of the Battle of the Braless!

You know what, guys?

I do this things where...

Every five years, I change my TV.

- Huh? - Why?

I just want a new TV every five years.

- Wow! - I change my car every three years.

Because I want a new car every three years.

Oh, no, girls.

That's a long time to keep something!

I change mine every year!

Wow! You're so rich!

Wait, what do you change?

My calendar!

I'm not being arrogant.

I change my calendar every year.

Battle of the Braless is back and this is the final round!

Okay, girls.

This is your hardest challenge.

So, give it your best, okay?

In the final round, our category is...

Human Anatomy and Communication Studies combined.

Cool!

In English, it's called ear.

Ear.

In Tagalog, it is blank.

It starts with the letter T.

You use it often to hear the person you're talking to.

What is this T?

Yes!

Telepono .

No, this is part of the body.

When you're being kissed here, it tickles you.

Oh!

- Yes! - Talampakan .

Kinky.

Okay, it's higher than your sole.

Tuhod .

Okay. Higher.

- Yes. - Tiyan!

Wait, I'll show you.

Here, look, look.

- Yes. - Thumb!

Geez! That's not what I'm pointing at!

Ah!

What?

- Yes. - Tutuli .

I'm sorry, we've run out of time!

[sighs] You just wasted our time!

The correct answer is Tonsil.

- I was pointing to that. - Tonsil?

You know how it is when there's a camera here, right?

They'll put it inside until it reaches here.

Oh...

Yes. Okay, Let's recap our scores.

Pamantasang Overly Gullible Only has a total of...

Zero points!

And Philippine University of Genuine Okray has a total of...

Zero points as well!

Miss Consequence, come on in.

Is Miss Consequence still here?

I told you not to come back. Okay.

I was just kidding.

There we go!

Okay. Yes!

Thank you.

Okay. Thank you very much.

POGO, these are your choices...

You'll become a model for a lechon baboy business...

The pictorial is sexy, you'll be biting an apple,

and then, you'll get skewered by a bamboo spit.

Or, take off your bra.

- We'll take our bra off. - Sure?

- This is fine. - You don't like the first choice?

- Seems like it'll hurt. - Yeah.

Let's take our bras off.

Team PUGO, you'll learn synchronized swimming.

Nice!

And then you'll be thrown to the Pacific Ocean

which is full of sharks,

so you can teach them synchronized swimming.

Or, take your bra off.

I'm not good at teaching.

- Let's just remove our bra. - That's what you were afraid of?

Take it off? Okay!

That's the... oh!

- These two are so fast! - Ah!

There, their bras are off. That's what they chose.

We did not force anybody here.

You can cover yourself first, girls, because it's over.

- We don't want you to feel uncomfortable. - No, it's okay.

The consequence is done.

Battle of the Braless would like to thank

Playtime, the highest cashback online gaming platform.

I'm Janno Depp.

The host that...

That all the other hosts are jealous of.

They're speechless.

Thank you very much.

And this is Battle of the Braless.

- Hey, cover yourself up! - Oh, sorry.

Bye-bye!

- Everybody wave! - Bye!

Wow Mani OST Performed by: Pio Balbuena, Janno Gibbs