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Curtis.

Shh.

Shush, nothing.

What are you looking at?

What is that?

Move.

Baby, they just put a sold

Sign on the smiths' home.

They are moving, too?

Oh, wow.

Curtis, I'm gonna miss them.

Huh. I'm not.

Didn't you ever notice their

Little one smells like he been

Bathing in hot-dog water?

Curtis, that's not nice, now.

It's probably his cream for his

Eczema.

Are they coming over here?

Baby, the real-estate developers

Are coming over here!

So what?

What they gonna do over here?

Curtis, just -- we're not

Selling, so it doesn't matter.

Of course we're not selling.

Huh. We can't sell.

I mean, where would our

Freeloading kids eat?

[ doorbell rings ]

Curtis, please.

I'm trying to study.

I'm getting ready.

Would you just open the door?

Baby, I'm gonna open the

Door, okay?

I mean, are they right there?

Don't nobody care what these

People see.

So what if they see?

I'm gonna open the door.

People -- every time you get to

Arguing with me if I'm gonna

Open the door.

Don't nobody care about them

People.

I wish to hell they was --

Ah!

Hello. Welcome to our home.

Hi. I'm white.

Ha!

And this is my colleague.

Are you kidding me?

Wait, let me guess.

Let me guess.

Black?

Curtis?

Ha ha! Stop it!

It's so obvious.

Don't do that.

I'm leroy williams.

[ sputtering ]

People made me choke.

Leroy williams.

They don't get no blacker than

That.

That's like --

[ laughing and snorting ]

Okay. I was wrong.

Hi. Can we help you with

Something?

We're with the troutman real

Estate group, and as you know,

We've been acquiring property in

The area.

L-l-l-l-l-let me save you the

Trouble.

We are so very happy here, and

We are not interested in

Selling.

We are offering far above the

Market value.

Uh, look here, sammy.

And can I tell you I really

Love the rat pack, baby.

Uh, unless you're offering a

Million dollars and season

Tickets to the hawks games -- ha

Ha -- we're not trying to do it.

You heard me?

You're not offering that, are

You?

Then no deal.

But we are prepared to

Start with...

Give me that, sammy. Ha ha!

Ya!

Curtis?

[ sputtering ]

Curtis?

Baby, how fast can we be

Packed?

Curtis, no.

Remember the history, the

Memories, the notches on the

Door.

We cannot sell.

Bam!

I can have us cleared out by

Tomorrow.

Man! Uh!

Oh, that's a lot of money.

Yes, it is. Wow.

Baby, I just wish we had some

Kind of sign or something just

So we'd know we're doing the

Right thing.

Hey, pops.

We were in the neighborhood.

Thank you, lord.

Oh, look at you.

Oh, it looks like you're ready

To deliver any minute now.

Oh, I wish.

I don't know what's worse, the

Gas or my swollen feet.

Huh. Definitely the gas.

Man, it gets so bad when we in

Bed, the covers just levitate.

Oh.

Did I say that out loud?

Yeah. The neighbors heard

You.

Speaking of neighbors, I see

Your neighbors across the street

Sold their house.

Mm.

Oh, did they?

Yeah. I've been telling you

About that big developer in

Town.

He's buying up all the property.

I mean, he is tearing down the

Existing home and building

Bigger ones.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Hey, whoa, we got to get

Going.

We just stopped by before we got

To the mall to pick up my suit

For my graduation tonight.

Oh, we dropped by to --

Oh, yeah, you want to collect

On the "Get calvin a suit

Foundation"?

Actually we just stopped by

To pay you back some of the

Money you loaned us over the

Years.

Bam! Aha!

This is a trick.

Count it.

Ah!

Curtis! Curtis!

Is it -- baby, is it

Christmas?

Curtis, baby, stay right

There.

Stay right there.

Let me get the camera.

I've got to capture this moment.

Actually, we borrowed the

Camera.

It's at our house.

You know, we need to get to

That store before it closes.

Yeah. Yeah.

Help me up. Oh...Uh.

Okay, bye, guys. Let's go.

Bye. See you later, baby.

Hey, look here.

You graduating tonight...

Trying to pay your old man back.

What, uh!

I'm so proud of you.

I could just -- oh, I could just

Kiss you right now.

No, no, no.

No, thank you, pops.

I'll take the compliment.

You know what?

No, really, I think I'm starting

To love you.

I really feel it.

You made me so proud.

You know what?

Next thing you know, you're

Gonna be the one paying our gas

Bill.

[ chuckles ]

Sure, pops. Bye, ma.

Bye, baby.

No. I'm serious.

We got until 5:00.

I really, really like him now.

Oh.

[ groans ]

Hey, dad, can you help me with

My homework?

Sure, jazi.

You know what?

That's all right.

What? I helped you with your

Test last week.

What'd you get?

A make-up test.

So where's mom? She can help me.

Well, your mom is...

Fine. That's fine.

Late as usual.

Sorry.

Mwah! No. I just walked in.

It's not a problem.

Yes, I'll just bring the files

With me in the morning.

Oh, you're in the area.

No, that works out just fine.

Okay. All right. Bye-bye.

Hi, baby. Argh!

Had a crazy, crazy day today.

Hey, mom?

Yes.

Can you help me with my

Homework?

Not right now, hon.

My boss is on his way over to

Pick up a file, so...

Uh, lady gaga, is that what

You wore to work today?

Yes. Is it a bit much?

Not if you're working at the

Boom boom room.

I didn't get a chance to go

By the cleaners, okay?

You know, you're not getting

A chance to do a whole lot of

Stuff around here.

You just can't wait for me to

Walk in the door --

Are you guys arguing again?

No. No.

Nobody's arguing, sweetheart.

Why don't you go up to your room

And finish your homework up

There, okay?

I will be up to help you in just

A little bit.

Wait. But if you guys aren't

Arguing, then why can't I stay

Down here?

I'll be in my room.

[ sighs ]

See, what I want to know is

Why does your boss have to

Come --

[ doorbell rings ]

Listen, can we just finish

This conversation once my boss

Leaves, please?

I don't see why not.

I got to wait around for

Everything else.

Huh.

Hi, roland. You found the house.

Ha. With the gps.

Oh, okay.

Never leave home without it.

You know, I tried it once.

I got lost.

[ laughs ]

Ooh, um...

Roland, this is my husband, c.J.

C.J., this is my boss, roland.

Ah, so you're the lucky man.

I've heard a lot about you.

Yeah, I've heard a lot about

You, too.

Not a whole lot.

Oh, the twins.

Yeah, my babies.

Oh, this is a nice place you

Have here.

Thank you.

I have some property in

Smyrna.

What you got, an apartment,

House, a condo or something?

Yep, all of the above.

Oh, so you like a baller or

Something, huh?

[ chuckles ]

I invest in real estate.

Everybody needs someplace to

Live.

Yep, even if they don't ever

Want to stay there.

Well, roland, here's the

File.

It's under jacobs.

Ah. Thank you.

You're welcome.

You know, sometimes I wish I

Could clone this one.

I know the feeling.

Well, I better get going.

Don't want to be late for the

Fundraiser.

All right.

I'll see you at work.

I'm there.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

All right.

Take care.

[ chuckles ]

So that's your boss, huh?

Yeah.

He's...Tall.

I didn't even notice.

Whew!

Oh, it's gonna be okay,

Miranda.

Everything is not gonna be

Okay.

All of our money is gone!

Okay, explain how that

Happened again.

I cannot believe that tracie

Had all of our accounts frozen

For back child support.

Poor calvin.

He has waited so long for his

Graduation day, and for

Something like this to happen...

Who are you calling?

I'm calling calvin!

[ cellphone ringing ]

[ crying ]

Oh.

I have his phone.

He asked me to hold it when he

Was trying on clothes.

But look on the bright side,

Miranda.

It can't possibly get any worse.

Aah! Yes it can!

Wait, wait, wait, miranda.

What? What is it, baby?

My water just broke.

Miranda!

The hell it did!

Not in my chair!

Curtis, please.

You get out of my chair.

Okay, baby...

What am I supposed to do?

Get out of my chair.

Where's calvin?

Calvin's gonna pay for that

Chair.

Go get the car!

She ain't sitting in my car.

Ow!

Aah!

Ow!

Ow!

Where is the doctor?

He's on his way.

Hey, bonquisha!

Dr. Jawfy?

Oh, this can't be happening to

Me right now.

Good to see you, too.

You are not gonna touch me,

Dr. Jackass.

Fine. I'll leave.

Good luck cutting the cord and

Catching the placenta.

Enjoy your dinner.

Aah!

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

No, no, no! Don't go.

Please don't go.

Please don't go.

Just get it out!

It says here that you want

Natural childbirth.

What are you, a masochist?

No, we baptists.

No. My husband and I decided

To have natural childbirth.

Ow!

How very brave of him.

Dr. Jekyll, get this baby out

Of me now!

Ooh!

I'll be back.

Move, dr. Jawfy!

And bring a bed back.

Ooh!

Oh, my god, roland.

I am so sorry.

I'm in your office. I know.

Um, this is -- you're the only

One with a couch.

Yeah, no. That's fine.

You're fine.

Just a moment.

No, the couch needs breaking

In.

What are you doing here?

I was catching up on a little

Bit of work and avoiding an

Argument.

What about you?

Well, sometimes I don't like

To go home to an empty house, so

I'll just get some food,

And I'll work till I get tired.

Thanks.

Sorry, I just kind of always

Figured you for the...

The player type?

Yeah, pimping.

Well, I think people see the

Suits and the money and...You

Know, come to think of it, I

Should have more women.

Okay, so why don't you?

'cause it's impossible to

Replace the perfect love.

Angela passed 3 years ago.

I'm sorry.

How long were you married?

You know, I can't even

Remember a time we weren't.

You know, she was the kind of

Woman that everybody liked.

Sort of like you.

Ah, no, no.

Not like me.

I can name a lot of people who

Don't like me.

What are you talking about?

Well, you don't happen to have

Six toes, do you?

No. It's just that I wasn't

Always this pulled together.

It's been a long road back.

Well, the important thing is

That you made it.

Salud.

Hmm.

It's funny.

Some people just want to

Continue to punish you.

The crazy thing is I don't --

Excuse me.

I really don't think he realizes

That he's even doing it.

We're talking about your

Husband?

He thinks that I work so much

Because I'm trying to avoid

Being home.

Well, what do you think?

Have a seat.

Oh, no. That's your chair.

Yeah, well, one day it's

Gonna be yours.

Ahem.

You like?

I'm getting back on it.

Taking this in.

Yes, I do like it.

[ chuckles ]

Oh, your question.

Yes.

I think he's wrong.

Well, maybe he just doesn't

Like to be away from his

Beautiful wife.

I know that's how I'd feel.

Is it warm?

Is it warm in here?

A little.

Isn't it -- is -- how does

This...Open?

You got to push it down.

I did that.

It's just not trying to --

Down. Try to --

Okay.

[ cellphone rings ]

Whew. Okay.

I got to answer this call.

Sorry.

That was totally inappropriate.

No. It's fine. It's --

Hello?

Yes, this is janine.

Oh, now?

Okay. No, no. I'm on -- I'm on

My way.

Okay. All right, thank you.

Ha ha! Miranda's having the

Baby!

She's having the baby!

Yay, miranda!

Sorry. [ chuckles ]

Um, I'm gonna go and...

Check on the -- miranda.

Uh...

Sorry about invading your

Office.

Bye.

Hey, baby, I came as soon as

I could.

Oh, calvin, calvin!

Ooh.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

You know she's the mother of

My child.

Again I ask you what are you

Doing here?

Listen, for $29.99 I could tie

Your tubes and you'll never have

This problem again.

Ooh!

He could not be my doctor.

Ma'am, are you pregnant?

No.

Congratulations.

This calls for a drink.

I'll be back when the screaming

Becomes unbearable.

Calvin, I'm so glad you're

Here.

I'm here.

Mr. Payne?

You got a police escort?

Not exactly.

He pulled me over in front of

The hospital.

They have a warrant for my

Arrest.

For what?

Back child support.

I though that's why they

Froze your account, calvin.

I guess so.

I won't know anything until I

Talk to a lawyer, but this

Officer was nice enough to let

Me come up.

Aaaaah!

Ow!

I'm sorry, mr. Payne.

It's time for you to come with

Me.

What you -- but what about

His graduation?

And we're having a baby.

Mr. Payne, please.

All right.

Wait a minute.

No.

Wait, wait, wait.

There must be some mistake,

Officer.

I wish it was, ma'am.

Oh, baby, I love you!

I love you, too, baby.

Pop, pop.

Okay, I'm coming.

I'm coming with you, son.

Look, I'ma go with him, and I'm

Gonna keep the camera just in

Case anything happens.

Okay, baby.

Look, take care of miranda.

I can.

I got this camera on you!

Come back to apologize?

Oh. Monica.

Hi.

Hey. Come in.

I thought you were janine.

Oh, uh, no.

I just dropped by to return her

Lucky blouse and share some good

News, but I'm guessing she's not

Here.

Nope, she's not.

As usual.

Oh, thank you.

Well, can I share my good news

With you?

Sure.

The blouse was lucky indeed

Because you are looking at the

Newest systems manager at the

Taco hut, inc.

Oh, congratulations.

Thank you.

That's wonderful.

Yeah.

So you can now get your

Place?

Oh, yeah, I already did.

They gave me an advance, and I

Put down my deposit today.

Look at you. [ chuckles ]

And I even get to work from

Home most of the time.

Well, at least somebody wants

To be at home.

C.J., janine will figure

Things out.

You don't know the half of

It.

Well, actually I do.

Um, janine and I talk.

C.J., you're an incredible man,

And I think it's amazing how

You've stood by her.

Thank you.

She knows this.

Well, she's got a very funny

Way of showing it.

Look, all a brother needs is a

Little appreciation.

You are appreciated.

[ sighs ]

Hey, enough about me.

Congratulations to you again.

You know, it's just great when

Good things happen to good

People.

Yeah, well, I couldn't agree

More.

Give me a hug.

I should go.

So here you go, mr. And

Mrs. Payne.

Just sign right here, and you'll

Have enough money to live almost

Anywhere you want.

This is blue.

I need a black pen.

I don't sign important documents

With nothing but a black pen.

Oh.

I've got one right here.

Thank you.

Okay.

Give me the blue one.

Something new. Okay.

Okay, could you two give us a

Moment, please?

Oh.

Sure.

Thank you.

Thank you.

So what do you think?

Um...

I'm with you, baby.

Okay.