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WHOO!
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♪ HERE'S C.J.'s STUFF
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AND PUT IT IN THE BOX
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THEN WE GO TO THE BIG
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MOVING TRUCK
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'CAUSE HE'S GONNA MOVE
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TO THE WILD BLUE YONDER ♪
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AND CUT.
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WHEW! GONE AT LAST, GONE AT
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LAST!
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THANK GOD ALMIGHTY.
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HIS ASS IS ALMOST GONE AT LAST.
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HA HA HA HA!
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OH, HA HA.
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GIVE ME SOME!
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OH!
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OH, I AM GONNA MISS YOU SO
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MUCH!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH I'M
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GONNA MISS YOU, THOUGH.
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RIGHT, RIGHT.
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BECAUSE WE'RE FINALLY GETTING
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OUT OF YOUR HOUSE.
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AAH!
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JUST NOT YET.
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SO HAS YOUR DEAR HUSBAND
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CALLED?
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HAS HE FOUND A HOME FOR YOU IN
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CHICAGO?
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YES, HE JUST CALLED, AND YOU
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KNOW YOU ARE GONNA MISS US.
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I AM, I AM, JANINE.
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I KNOW.
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I'M GONNA MISS YOU WHILE I
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ENJOY MY BIG, EMPTY HOUSE AND
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HEAR ALL THOSE ECHOES 'CAUSE
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YOU AND C.J. AND THE KIDS ARE
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GONE, GONE, GONE, GONE...
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[ IMITATING ECHO ]
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GONE, GONE, GONE, GONE...
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MALIK, WHY AREN'T YOU
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DRESSED?
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING ME
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LOAD UP THE TRUCK.
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CAN'T DO IT, MOM.
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CAN'T MOVE TO CHICAGO.
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HO HO! NOW, DEAR SWEET BOY,
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HE CAN'T -- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT,
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MALIK?
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I UNDERSTAND, AND YOU DON'T HAVE
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TO MOVE, BUT YOU'RE GONNA GET
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THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
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LOOK, UNCLE CURTIS, I AM
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SERIOUS. I'M NOT DOING IT.
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I'M NOT MOVING.
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BUT WHERE YOU GONNA LIVE?
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WELL, I THOUGHT I COULD STAY
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HERE.
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NO.
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YOU'RE GONNA GO GET IN THAT
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MOVING TRUCK AND YOU'RE GONNA
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WAVE TO THE PEOPLE.
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TO US.
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YOU'RE GONNA WAVE TO US BYE
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LIKE THIS, AND IT'S GONNA FEEL
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SO GOOD.
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MOM, COME ON.
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HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?
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LOOK, SON, IF YOU AND ALEX
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ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER, IT'S
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GOING TO HAPPEN REGARDLESS OF
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WHERE YOU LIVE.
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YEAH.
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THIS ISN'T ABOUT ALEX.
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I JUST DON'T WANT TO MOVE.
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UH...
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COME HERE.
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YOU KNOW, I UNDERSTAND YOU.
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YOU KNOW, YOUR UNCLE
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UNDERSTANDS, HUH?
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SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO DO WHAT YOU
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DON'T WANT TO DO.
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SO IS LIFE, YOU KNOW?
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BUT THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW
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FOR SURE -- YOU'RE GONNA GET
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YOUR BUTT UP, YOU'RE GONNA GO,
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AND YOU'RE GONNA PACK YOUR
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STUFF.
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AND YOU'RE GONNA MOVE
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♪ TO THE WILD BLUE YONDER
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AND CUT.
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HA HA HA HA!
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IS MALIK STILL LOBBYING
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TO STAY?
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YEAH.
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WELL, WHAT DID THE SCHOOL SAY
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ABOUT GETTING HIS TRANSCRIPTS
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BACK?
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WHO GIVES A DOGGONE WHAT
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THEY SAID?
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NOBODY CARES AT THAT BOY'S
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SCHOOL.
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I DON'T CARE IF HE GOT TO START
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KINDERGARTEN AGAIN.
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I'M REALLY GOING TO MISS YOU.
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I'M REALLY GOING TO MISS YOU.
YEAH, HA HA HA!
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YEAH, HA HA HA!
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HI.
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HEY, POPS.
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HEY.
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WHERE'S MA?
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OH, SHE'S IN THE KITCHEN.
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OKAY. COME ON--
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I WOULDN'T GO IN THERE IF I
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WAS YOU.
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COME ON. WE GOT TO TELL YOU--
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CALVIN.
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OH, MISS ELLA!
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HI, BABY.
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WE'RE HAVING A BABY.
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MIRANDA!
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WE ARE HAVING A BABY, CALVIN!
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YES! YES!
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OH, BABY.
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YES, YES, YES.
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WHOO!
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MIRANDA, HAVE YOU MET TRA--
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YOU'RE BLOCKING HER, SON,
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YOU'RE BLOCKING HER.
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THIS IS TRACY.
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THIS IS THE FIRST BABY MAMA.
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THAT'S MIRANDA.
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THAT'S HIS WIFE.
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OKAY, WAIT.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I CAME BY TO TALK TO MISS
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ELLA ABOUT HER GRANDSON.
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HOO HOO HOO!
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I GOT TO GET A BEER.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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CURTIS.
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THE CALVIN CHANNEL IS ON.
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BE QUIET, ELLA.
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HA HA HA!
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DON'T SAY NOTHING.
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DON'T SAY NOTHING.
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WAIT.
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CURTIS.
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OKAY, TRACY, THIS IS NOT A
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GOOD TIME.
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WELL, I WASN'T HERE TO SEE
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YOU.
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I CAME TO TALK TO YOUR MOM.
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BUT WE DO NEED TO TALK, SO TELL
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ME, WHEN'S A GOOD TIME?
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I'LL CALL YOU.
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FINE. OKAY.
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I'LL LET YOU TWO GET BACK TO
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YOUR LITTLE SPECIAL MOMENT.
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HOW CUTE.
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UH, MISS ELLA, I'LL BRING JUNIOR
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BY TO SEE YOU.
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PLEASE DO.
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SHE DIDN'T NAME HIM JUNIOR!
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SHE NAMED THE BABY JUNIOR!
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CURTIS.
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THAT TRACY IS CRAZY.
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I HOPE MIRANDA BETTER HAVE A
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GIRL, 'CAUSE SHE CAN'T NAME HIM
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CALVIN.
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THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING
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ABOUT.
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I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS.
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MIRANDA --
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HI.
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OH, HELL, NO.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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I GOT TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL.
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I GOT TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL!
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CURTIS.
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I GOT TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL.
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MY SHOW IS ON. MY SHOW IS ON.
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I GOT TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL.
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MY MOM JUST WANTED ME TO
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RETURN THIS DISH.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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OKAY.
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NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WE'RE ALL HERE.
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THIS IS A PERFECT TIME.
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WE NEED TO TALK.
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EXCUSE ME.
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YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW.
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MERCEDES --
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YOU TAKE ONE STEP CLOSER,
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I PROMISE YOU, CALVIN, I WILL
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BREAK YOUR NECK.
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BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.
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MERCEDES, NOT--NOT NOW.
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FINE.
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[DOOR OPENING, CLOSING]
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WHEW! ALL RIGHTY. COME ON,
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CURTIS, BABY. WE NEED TO MOVE
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OUT OF HERE SO THEY CAN TALK.
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COME ON, BABY.
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YOU THINK THEY'LL EVER BE
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TOGETHER?
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CURTIS!
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CURTIS!
OH. THIS IS MY STORY.
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OH. THIS IS MY STORY.
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WE'RE HAVING A BABY.
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COULD Y'ALL SPEAK UP A LITTLE
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BIT?
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I CAN'T HEAR.
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POPS.
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BABY, YOU KNOW MISCARRIAGES
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RUN IN MY FAMILY. THE DOCTOR
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SAID I CAN'T BE UNDER STRESS.
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I KNOW, BABY. LOOK, I--I
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PROMISE YOU, I'M GONNA FIX THIS.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO STRESS.
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[KISS]
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[KISS]
I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT.
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I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT.
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HEY, BABE.
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HMM.
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GUESS I REALLY MESSED UP
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THIS TIME, HUH?
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YES, YOU HAVE.
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WELL, AT LEAST I STILL GOT
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ONE WOMAN IN MY LIFE THAT'S NOT
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MAD AT ME.
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WHO IS THAT?
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YOU.
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WELL, YOU WRONG ABOUT THAT,
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BABY.
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WAIT. BUT YOU HAVEN'T SAID
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NOTHING. YOU HAVEN'T JUDGED ME.
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I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE MAD.
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WELL, CALVIN, JUST BECAUSE I
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HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING DOESN'T
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MEAN I DON'T HAVE SOMETHING TO
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SAY. AND THIS WOULD BE THE TIME
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THAT I'D HAVE YOU GO OUT THERE
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AND PULL ME A SWITCH DOWN AND I
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WOULD TEAR...
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CALVIN, I HAVE TAUGHT YOU
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BETTER THAN THIS. NOW YOU KNOW
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YOU PROMISED MIRANDA FOREVER.
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SHE IS YOUR WIFE. NOW, WHATEVER
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RESPONSIBILITIES YOU HAVE FOR
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TRACY, THAT'S ONE THING. AND
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THIS FOOLISHNESS WITH MERCEDES?
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I--I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU
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DON'T GET IT. HE WHO FINDETH A
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WIFE FINDETH A GOOD THING, AND
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I'LL TELL YOU A FAVOR FROM THE
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LORD. YOU, YOU'RE STRESSING OUT
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YOUR FAVOR, BABY. YOU CAN'T
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EXPECT GOD TO CONTINUE TO BLESS
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YOU, AND YOU MAKE A MESS OF
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THINGS, THEN YOU'RE JUST HAPPY
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ABOUT IT. DID YOU THINK YOU
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WEREN'T GONNA BE DISCOVERED?
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DID YOU THINK IT WAS NOT GONNA
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COME TO THE LIGHT? IT DON'T WORK
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LIKE THAT, BABY, AND YOU EXPECT
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GOD TO CONTINUE TO BLESS YOU?
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THAT'S NOT YOUR EXAMPLE. HMM?
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SO, MOM, HOW DO I FIX IT?
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CALVIN, YOUR WIFE IS FIRST.
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YOU KNOW BETTER. LIVING TAKES
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A LIFETIME, AND LOVING...
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LOVING'S GONNA TAKE YOU A WHILE.
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BUT THERE'S ONE THING YOU CAN
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BE SURE OF.
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YOU'LL ALWAYS MAKE YOUR MAMA
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SMILE. HMM?
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TRY THAT. TRY YOUR WIFE.
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YOUR WIFE COMES FIRST.
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NOW GO OUT THERE AND GET ME
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NOW GO OUT THERE AND GET ME
A SWITCH.
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A SWITCH.
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[HUMMING A TUNE]
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♪ I GOT ME A LITTLE BITTY BOX
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GONNA PUT IT
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IN THE GREAT BIG TRUCK
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PUT IT IN THE TRUCK
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AND THE TRUCK'S GONNA MOVE
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TO THE...
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WILD BLUE YONDER ♪
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I'VE BEEN SINGING THIS SONG
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ALL DAY. YOU DON'T KNOW IT?
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UH...
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WHAT'S UP, DIABLO?
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IT'S DIEGO.
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DIEGO.
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HMM. CAN I TALK TO YOUR SON?
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GO AHEAD, POPS. LET HIM IN.
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COME ON, DI-DIEGO.
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COME ON, DI-DIEGO.
HMM.
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HMM.
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WHAT'S UP?
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I'M SORRY.
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YOU WERE OUT OF LINE.
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YEAH, I WAS. THINK I HAD A
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LITTLE REASON, THOUGH, YOU KNOW?
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YOU'D DO THE SAME.
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NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. I DID
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DESERVE IT.
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LOOK, MAN, SERIOUSLY, I SAW
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WHAT I SAW AND I OVERREACTED,
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AND IT'S MY BAD, OKAY? I DIDN'T
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TRUST ANYONE BUT YOU, AND I SAW
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THAT. I WAS LIKE, "I GOT NO ONE
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LEFT." YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THAT.
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I DIDN'T KNOW, ALL RIGHT?
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MERCEDES WAS THE ONE THAT TOLD
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ME THE TRUTH. SHE TOLD ME
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NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU
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TWO.
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DIEGO, I TRIED TO TELL YOU.
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NO, YOU DIDN'T. I HAD NO IDEA
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WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH YOU, MAN.
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I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE HAVING
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ISSUES WITH YOUR WIFE.
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LOOK, MAN, I JUST DIDN'T
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KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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I MEAN, I--I LOVE MIRANDA.
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BUT IT SEEMS LIKE ALL WE DO IS
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ARGUE, FUSS, AND FIGHT. YOU
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KNOW, IF IT'S NOT ONE THING,
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IT'S ANOTHER.
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TO BE HONEST, DIEGO, I--I...
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I'M NOT TOO GOOD AT THIS
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MARRIAGE STUFF.
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MAN, THERE AIN'T NO BOOK FOR
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IT. I MEAN, COME ON, YOU JUST
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GOT TO WORK AT IT. THAT'S IT.
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YEAH, BUT NOBODY TOLD ME IT
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WAS GONNA BE THIS HARD.
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AND THEN YOUR SISTER COMES
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ALONG, AND--AND EVERYTHING WITH
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HER JUST SEEMS SO EASY.
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I MEAN, SHE'S AMAZING. SHE--SHE
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GETS ME, YOU KNOW?
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CALVIN, WHEN YOU'RE HAVING
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ISSUES WITH THE WOMAN YOU LOVE,
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DAWG, EVERY WOMAN SEEMS AMAZING
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AND EASY.
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COME ON, MAN, YOU KNOW? IT'S
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A GOOD THING YOU GUYS DIDN'T
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CROSS THE LINE, AT LEAST.
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NO, WE DIDN'T, BUT WE DID
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EMOTIONALLY. AND TO BE HONEST,
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I THINK THAT'S WHAT HURTS
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MIRANDA THE MOST.
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AND THEN MY EX-GIRLFRIEND POPS
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UP WITH A SON I NEVER EVEN KNEW
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I HAD. AND I'M HAVING ANOTHER
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BABY WITH MIRANDA. DUDE...
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EVERYTHING'S JUST CRAZY. BUT YOU
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SAID YOU CAN HELP, SO WHAT DO
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YOU GOT TO SAY ABOUT ALL OF
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THAT?
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DAMN.
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THANKS, A LOT.
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I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT TO
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DO RIGHT NOW, ALL RIGHT?
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I'M LISTENING.
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RIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA START BY
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TELLING THEM THE TRUTH. BE
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HONEST WITH THE WOMAN, MAN.
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THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS TO HEAR.
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THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO.
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YOU'RE GONNA START BY YOU BRING
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ALL THE GIRLS HERE.
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OKAY.
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RIGHT? GET THEM ALL HERE
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TOGETHER.
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OKAY.
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THEN...YOU'RE GONNA STAY
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OBJECTIVE. YOU'RE GONNA TELL
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THEM THE TRUTH. YOU'RE GONNA BE
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HONEST.
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HONEST.
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'CAUSE THEN YOU'RE GONNA
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HAVE AN ADVANTAGE.
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ADVANTAGE.
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RIGHT? RIGHT.
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YEAH.
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AND THEN...THEN YOU CAN POP
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THEM OFF LIKE LITTLE TARGETS.
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TARGETS?
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LUCY...
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MACY...
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SOPHIE...
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POW!
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BRING IT BACK.
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POW!
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BRING IT BACK.
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SORRY, DUDE.
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MY BAD.
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OKAY.
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JUST GIVE IT A TRY, YOU KNOW?
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I MEAN, WHAT'S THE WORST
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THAT COULD HAPPEN, MAN?
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YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT.
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YOU'RE RIGHT. WHAT'S THE WORST
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THAT COULD HAPPEN?
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YEAH, YOU JUST--YOU JUST LOSE
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YOUR GIRL, YOU LOSE YOUR CONDO.
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YOUR SELF-PRIDE...
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YOUR HAPPINESS...
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YOUR LIFE.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. YOU'RE
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SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING ME,
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RIGHT?
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YEAH, YEAH. IT'S GONNA BE
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GOOD, MAN. IT'S GONNA BE GOOD.
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YOU GOT THIS. YOU GOT THIS,
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BABY.
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YOU SURE?
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YOU SURE?
YEAH, YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT.
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YEAH, YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT.
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OHHH...
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ALL RIGHT, COME ON, COME ON.
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WHERE'S MALIK? WHERE'S MALIK AT?
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CAN I GO WITH YOU GUYS?
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COME ON, MALIK.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? WE BETTER
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TELL HIM.
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YEAH. UM, UNCLE CURTIS?
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BABY? HE CANNOT--
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WHAT? WHAT? TELL ME WHAT?
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IF MALIK LEAVES NOW, HE'LL
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HAVE TO REDO HIS WHOLE FRESHMAN
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YEAR.
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THEN NEXT YEAR HE'LL KNOW ALL
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THE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS.
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HE'LL GET STRAIGHT A's.
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WELL, WE WERE KIND OF HOPING
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THAT HE COULD STAY HERE AND
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FINISH OUT THE REST OF THE
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SCHOOL YEAR.
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HA HA HA HA! THAT'S SO CRAZY.
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WATCH YOUR AUNTIE. YOU KNOW GOOD
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AND WELL HE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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YOU KNOW I AIN'T GONNA LET
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THIS BOY STAY HERE. HEH HEH!
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UH, BABY, I ALREADY TOLD HIM
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THAT HE COULD STAY.
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WELL, WHAT'D YOU TELL THEM
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THAT FOR?
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CURTIS, BECAUSE HE CAN.
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WELL, THEN UNTELL THEM, ELLA!
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UNTELL THEM, ELLA! UNTELL THEM!
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THIS IS A FIRE SALE.
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EVERYTHING MUST GO.
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FINE, FINE. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THAT IS JUST FINE.
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WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING?
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I'M CALLING C.J.
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[SNICKERS]
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HEY, BABY.
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SHE'S NOT EVEN ON THE PHONE.
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NO, I WAS CALLING TO SAY THAT
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WE CAN'T TAKE THE JOB IN CHICAGO
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BECAUSE UNCLE CURTIS DOESN'T
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WANT MALIK TO STAY.
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WATCH THIS.
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NO, THAT'S FINE. WE CAN JUST
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MOVE BACK IN HERE AND STAY HERE
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UNTIL HE GRADUATES HIGH SCHOOL--
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YEAH, YOU ALL COME AND STAY
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AS LONG AS YOU WANT. ALL YOU
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ALL. EVERYBODY COME ON.
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THAT'S FINE. HE'S TAKING THE
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PHONE FROM ME--
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HEY, HEY, EVERYBODY. YOU ALL
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COME ON BACK. I DON'T WANT YOU
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TO LEAVE. HELLO? C--HEY.
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MM-HMM.
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HEY, HOW YOU DOING, MAN?
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HUH? NO, NO. I DIDN'T SAY
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NOTHING. YEAH, I, UM--SO DID YOU
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FIND A PLACE IN CHICAGO? YOU
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FOUND A HOME? ALL RIGHT! ALL
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RIGHT! GOOD. YEAH, SHE TOLD ME
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THAT, ABOUT HIM STAYING. YEAH.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. HOW ABOUT
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THIS? IF YOU NEVER, EVER COME
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BACK EVER AGAIN, HE CAN STAY.
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DEAL? HA HA HA HA!
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THAT'S MY MAN. ALL RIGHT. HEH!
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OKAY. YEAH, I'LL GET BACK.
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YES. YES!
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YES! I GET TO STAY. YES!
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I GET TO STAY! YEAH! I GET TO
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I GET TO STAY! YEAH! I GET TO
STAY! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH!!
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STAY! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH!!
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HEY, TRACY, COME IN.
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HEY, YOU READY TO TALK?
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YEAH. SIT DOWN.
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ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S UP?
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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CALVIN, WHAT IS GOING ON?
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MY CELLPHONE IS BLOWING UP.
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MERCEDES, TRACY.
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TRACY, MERCEDES.
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COME IN. SIT DOWN.
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COME IN. SIT DOWN.
ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S GOING ON?
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JUST--JUST--
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HEY--
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HEY--
CALVIN, HOW DARE YOU?
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CALVIN, HOW DARE YOU?
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LOOK, MIRANDA, I JUST
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NEED TO--
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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WHAT YOU--WHAT--WHAT COULD YOU
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POSSIBLY BE THINKING, BRINGING
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THEM HERE?
528
00:15:20,413 --> 00:15:21,310
MIRANDA, JUST SIT DOWN
529
00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:21,965
AND LISTEN.
530
00:15:21,965 --> 00:15:22,655
I DON'T WANT TO--
531
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:26,379
MIRANDA, SIT DOWN!
532
00:15:26,379 --> 00:15:28,793
LOOK, NOW...
533
00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:30,310
I'M GONNA NEED YOU ALL TO
534
00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:32,275
UNDERSTAND SOMETHING. MIRANDA
535
00:15:32,275 --> 00:15:33,862
IS MY WIFE AND I LOVE HER, AND
536
00:15:33,862 --> 00:15:35,379
SHE'S ABOUT TO HAVE MY CHILD.
537
00:15:35,379 --> 00:15:36,620
NOW, YOU, I DON'T WANT YOU
538
00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:37,931
POPPING UP AT MY MOM'S HOUSE,
539
00:15:37,931 --> 00:15:39,068
AND ANY TIME YOU NEED TO CALL
540
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,758
ME, IT NEEDS TO BE ABOUT MY SON.
541
00:15:40,758 --> 00:15:41,724
'SCUSE--
542
00:15:41,724 --> 00:15:42,862
WAIT, WAIT. I'M NOT DONE.
543
00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:43,965
LET ME SET YOU STRAIGHT. YOU'RE
544
00:15:43,965 --> 00:15:45,172
NOT GONNA COME BACK HERE AND GET
545
00:15:45,172 --> 00:15:47,379
ME BACK, AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA
546
00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:48,689
DISRESPECT MY WIFE.
547
00:15:48,689 --> 00:15:50,275
[SCOFFS]
548
00:15:50,275 --> 00:15:51,448
FIRST OF ALL--
549
00:15:51,448 --> 00:15:55,172
LOOK, TRACY, I'M NOT DONE.
550
00:15:55,172 --> 00:15:58,103
MERCEDES, FROM NOW ON, OUR
551
00:15:58,103 --> 00:15:59,068
RELATIONSHIP IS STRICTLY
552
00:15:59,068 --> 00:16:00,965
BUSINESS. NO MORE CARPOOLING,
553
00:16:00,965 --> 00:16:02,931
NO MORE TEXT-MESSAGING, NO MORE
554
00:16:02,931 --> 00:16:04,862
PHONE CALLS. YOU ARE NOT GONNA
555
00:16:04,862 --> 00:16:06,379
BE WITH ME, OKAY?
556
00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:07,034
THAT'S MY WIFE.
557
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,517
I LOVE HER. YOU GUYS ARE GONNA
558
00:16:08,517 --> 00:16:10,241
RESPECT THAT. NOW DO I MAKE
559
00:16:10,241 --> 00:16:11,517
MYSELF CLEAR?
560
00:16:11,517 --> 00:16:13,000
[SCOFFS]
561
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,793
YOU KNOW WHAT, CALVIN?
562
00:16:14,793 --> 00:16:18,275
FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T APPRECIATE
563
00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:20,413
YOU SPEAKING TO ME THIS WAY,
564
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,103
ALL RIGHT? I KNOW I MADE A
565
00:16:22,103 --> 00:16:23,620
MISTAKE. YOU'RE--YOU'RE ACTING
566
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:24,724
LIKE I'M...LIKE YOU'RE
567
00:16:24,724 --> 00:16:26,482
COMPLETELY NOT AT FAULT HERE.
568
00:16:26,482 --> 00:16:27,448
AND I DIDN'T MEAN FOR ANY OF
569
00:16:27,448 --> 00:16:28,793
THIS TO HAPPEN, MIRANDA. I'M A
570
00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:30,310
GOOD WOMAN. I KNOW YOU'RE A
571
00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:31,620
GREAT MAN, YOU'RE FUNNY, YOU'RE
572
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:33,620
THOUGHTFUL, BUT I'M A FANTASTIC,
573
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:36,000
RESPECTFUL WOMAN. AND YOU SOUGHT
574
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000
ME OUT. YOU CAME TO MY HOUSE.
575
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,931
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? AND I HAVE
576
00:16:39,931 --> 00:16:41,413
PUT MY FAMILY IN SHAME.
577
00:16:41,413 --> 00:16:43,103
EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT THIS.
578
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:46,896
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. I AM SO
579
00:16:46,896 --> 00:16:48,275
SORRY, MIRANDA. I DIDN'T MEAN
580
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:52,137
FOR ANY OF THIS TO HAPPEN.
581
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:53,413
[DOOR CLOSES]
582
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:56,034
ALL RIGHT. NOW IT'S MY TURN.
583
00:16:56,034 --> 00:16:58,344
FIRST OF ALL, SWEETHEART, NO ONE
584
00:16:58,344 --> 00:17:00,379
CAME HERE TO GET YOU BACK, OKAY?
585
00:17:00,379 --> 00:17:01,931
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I TAKE CARE
586
00:17:01,931 --> 00:17:03,586
OF MYSELF AND MY SON.
587
00:17:03,586 --> 00:17:04,724
WELL, YOU KNOW--
588
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,896
UNH-UNH. NOW I'M NOT DONE.
589
00:17:06,896 --> 00:17:08,551
I CAME BACK TO ATLANTA BECAUSE
590
00:17:08,551 --> 00:17:09,793
I HAVE A GOOD JOB AND ALL MY
591
00:17:09,793 --> 00:17:11,034
FRIENDS ARE HERE. THAT'S WHY I'M
592
00:17:11,034 --> 00:17:14,241
HERE, OKAY? NOW, IF YOU DIDN'T
593
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:17,655
KNOW, I GOT A MAN, A GREAT MAN,
594
00:17:17,655 --> 00:17:18,620
AND WE HAVE A BUSINESS
595
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:19,586
TOGETHER THAT GROSSED
596
00:17:19,586 --> 00:17:22,000
$2.5 MILLION ALONE LAST YEAR.
597
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,724
SO I DON'T NEED YOU, YOUR MONEY,
598
00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:24,517
NO ONE'S TRYING TO STRESS OUT
599
00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:25,517
YOUR LITTLE WIFE. I DIDN'T EVEN
600
00:17:25,517 --> 00:17:27,551
KNOW ABOUT HER, OKAY? I THOUGHT
601
00:17:27,551 --> 00:17:28,689
YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT
602
00:17:28,689 --> 00:17:31,379
YOUR SON, BUT OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE
603
00:17:31,379 --> 00:17:32,448
STILL A CHILD, SO WHEN YOU GROW
604
00:17:32,448 --> 00:17:37,310
UP, CALL ME. YOU KNOW MY NUMBER.
605
00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:39,517
AND CONGRATULATIONS.
606
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:42,689
I FEEL VERY SORRY FOR YOU.
607
00:17:42,689 --> 00:17:44,758
[DOOR SLAMS]
608
00:17:44,758 --> 00:17:47,379
[SIGHS]
609
00:17:47,379 --> 00:17:50,034
BABY, I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE
610
00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:50,965
THIS RIGHT.
611
00:17:50,965 --> 00:17:53,482
CALVIN...
612
00:17:53,482 --> 00:17:57,241
JUST STOP, OKAY?
613
00:17:57,241 --> 00:18:00,689
YOU KNOW WHAT?
614
00:18:00,689 --> 00:18:05,448
[LAUGHS]
615
00:18:05,448 --> 00:18:06,758
MIRANDA.
616
00:18:06,758 --> 00:18:10,586
I REALLY, REALLY APPLAUD YOU
617
00:18:10,586 --> 00:18:12,241
FOR TRYING TO MAKE THIS RIGHT.
618
00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:16,793
I DO.
619
00:18:16,793 --> 00:18:17,862
MIRANDA--
620
00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:19,103
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BABY.
621
00:18:19,103 --> 00:18:21,758
BABY, I REALLY--I REALLY DO,
622
00:18:21,758 --> 00:18:24,517
AND I KNOW YOU KNOW THAT.
623
00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:27,448
I JUST...I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE.
624
00:18:27,448 --> 00:18:28,655
I JUST CAN'T DO IT.
625
00:18:28,655 --> 00:18:29,517
YES, YOU CAN. YES, YOU CAN.
626
00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:30,551
GET AWAY FROM ME! STOP!
627
00:18:30,551 --> 00:18:31,586
MIRANDA, LISTEN TO ME.
628
00:18:31,586 --> 00:18:33,000
BABY, LISTEN, LISTEN!
629
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:33,724
MIRANDA--
630
00:18:33,724 --> 00:18:35,068
I LOVE YOU, BUT I CAN'T!
631
00:18:35,068 --> 00:18:36,000
LET ME GO!
632
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,689
MIRANDA, LOOK. MIRANDA,
633
00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:37,413
PLEASE--
634
00:18:37,413 --> 00:18:38,275
YOU CANNOT STRESS ME OUT!
635
00:18:38,275 --> 00:18:39,482
MY STOMACH IS IN KNOTS!
636
00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:40,896
THINK OF THE BABY RIGHT NOW.
637
00:18:40,896 --> 00:18:41,862
BABE, PLEASE.
638
00:18:41,862 --> 00:18:42,586
JUST LET ME GO.
639
00:18:42,586 --> 00:18:43,344
BABE, BABE--
640
00:18:43,344 --> 00:18:44,137
OKAY! LET ME GET MY PURSE.
641
00:18:44,137 --> 00:18:45,172
LOOK, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
642
00:18:45,172 --> 00:18:46,413
I'M SORRY. LOOK MIRANDA, I'M
643
00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:47,103
YOUR HUSBAND!
644
00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:49,206
I HAVE GOT TO GO! DO YOU
645
00:18:49,206 --> 00:18:51,034
UNDERSTAND ME? IF YOU CARE
646
00:18:51,034 --> 00:18:52,655
ABOUT OUR CHILD, YOU WILL LEAVE
647
00:18:52,655 --> 00:18:53,965
ME BE!
648
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:55,551
MIRANDA, PLEASE.
649
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,551
MIRANDA, PLEASE.
MIRANDA, PLEASE!
650
00:18:58,551 --> 00:19:07,379
MIRANDA, PLEASE!
651
00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:08,620
MIRANDA, PLEASE!
[SIGHS]
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