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OKAY, CAREFUL, CAREFUL,
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CAREFUL -- HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT.
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CAREFUL, CAREFUL, CAREFUL.
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HOT, HOT, HOT, FOR MY BABY.
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THANK YOU.
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FOR YOU.
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THAT WAS SOME GOOD STUFF!
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YES, IT WAS VERY GOOD,
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AUNT ELLA.
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THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
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LET ME SAY THIS --
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I WANT TO THANK EVERYBODY FOR
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JOINING ME AND MY BABY FOR OUR
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ANNIVERSARY DINNER.
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ANNIVERSARY DINNER?
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THIS WAS NOT OUR ANNIVERSARY
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DINNER.
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BABY, IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY.
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YOU FORGOT?
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AND WE JUST HAD DINNER.
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CURTIS!
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A DINNER I COOKED?
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AND IT WAS WONDERFUL, IF I
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MAY SAY.
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IT WAS AMAZING.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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THE ROAST BEEF WAS A LITTLE DRY.
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CURTIS.
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WHAT, BABY?
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DON'T NOBODY EXPECT YOU TO HIT A
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HOME RUN EVERY TIME YOU COOK.
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GOOD GRAVY.
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TRUE THAT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GUYS
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SOMETIMES.
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I REALLY CAN'T.
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YOU KNOW, I HOPE SOMEONE
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DOESN'T TAKE AFTER HIS FATHER.
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OR HIS UNCLE.
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WAIT. WHAT DID I DO?
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OH, DON'T PUT THAT ON ME.
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THAT'S ON HIM.
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[ SCOFFS ]
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BABY, YOU COULD USE A LITTLE
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HELP IN THE ROMANCE DEPARTMENT,
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TOO.
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PCSH! PCSH!
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I COULD TEACH A CLASS ON
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ROMANCE.
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I COULD BE THE DEAN OF MACKING.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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MAC AND CHEESE, MAYBE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING FOR?
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OHH.
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I WAS LAUGHING AT HIM.
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OH, WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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SHE BUSTED YOU LIKE THAT.
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WHAT YOU LAUGHING AT?
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YOU THE ONE STARTED ALL OF THIS.
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TRUE.
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[ IMITATES LAUGHING ]
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YES, YOU DID, BABY.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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EVERY ANNIVERSARY, YOU GUYS,
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IT'S THE SAME OLD THING -- BUY
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US A GIFT, IF YOU REMEMBER, AT
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THE LAST MINUTE.
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WELL, THIS TIME I REMEMBERED,
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AND LOOK WHAT IT GOT ME.
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NO, HE DIDN'T.
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YES, HE DID. YES, HE DID,
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AND I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU STAND
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IT.
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HEY, HEY. HEY.
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THAT'S MY POPS YOU TALKING
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ABOUT.
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YEAH. THANK YOU.
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AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT Y'ALL
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WOMEN DOING WITH ALL THIS
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COMPLAINING.
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Y'ALL BETTER CHECK YOURSELVES.
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THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
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SOME MEN IN THE HOUSE.
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NO, NO, NO. I'M OFFENDED.
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I THINK I SHOULD --
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Together: WHAT?
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STEP OUTSIDE AND GET SOME
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FRESH AIR.
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MAN UP, MAN UP 'CAUSE I LIKE
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THE WAY YOU KEEPING IT REAL.
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YEAH.
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I'M GONNA COME JOIN YOU.
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GOOD IDEA.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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I WISH I WOULD LEAVE MY
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HOUSE 'CAUSE THERE'S A FEW MAD
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WOMEN WRITING DIARIES.
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PBHT! PLEASE.
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CURTIS PAYNE -- I LEAVE MY HOUSE
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WHEN I WANT TO!
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AND I WANT TO.
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THAT'S WHY I'M LEAVING --
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'CAUSE I WANT TO.
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OH, GUYS, I'M COMING!
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DID YOU SEE HOW QUICK IT GOT
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UGLY IN THERE?
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YEAH.
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WOMEN JUST STRIKE WITHOUT
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WARNING, LIKE TORNADOES.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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MEN ARE THE TRAILER PARKS,
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SITTING THERE EXPECTING NOTHING,
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AND ALL OF A SUDDEN -- BOOM!
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YEAH, FOR REAL. THEY ALWAYS
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COMING DOWN ON US ABOUT
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SOMETHING.
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OR NOTHING.
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LIKE SHOES.
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OH, GOODNESS.
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OH, MY GOD.
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"CALVIN, I CAN'T GO OUT LIKE
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THIS.
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MY SHOES DON'T MATCH MY DRESS."
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I HATE THAT!
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I WANT TO TELL JANINE, "I DON'T
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CARE IF YOU GOT TO WEAR THE
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BOXES ON YOUR FEET.
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LET'S GO!"
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EXACTLY!
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT GETS ME?
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EVERY TIME SHE BUYS A PAIR OF
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SHOES, THE FIRST THING SHE
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SAYS -- "HALLELUJAH!
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THESE GO WITH EVERYTHING."
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT MIRANDA
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SAYS.
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NOW, WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS, HOW
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DO SHOES THAT MATCH EVERYTHING
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SUDDENLY NOT MATCH ANYTHING?
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THANK YOU!
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TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH.
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I LOVE THOSE SHOES!
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LOOK AT THOSE SHOES.
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THOSE ARE NICE.
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THEY'RE HIGH.
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I LOVE THESE SHOES.
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THEY GO WITH EVERYTHING.
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I CAN TELL.
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I WISH C.J. WOULD JUST PICK UP
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SOME SHOES FOR ME.
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YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, I WISH HE
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WOULD JUST PICK UP AFTER HIMSELF
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AROUND THE HOUSE.
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HMM.
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I HAVE BEEN PICKING UP AFTER
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CURTIS SINCE, WHAT, UH...THE DAY
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AFTER OUR HONEYMOON.
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YOU KNOW, CALVIN PICKED UP
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THAT SAME TRAIT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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SORRY.
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THAT WOULD BE MY FAULT.
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AND IT'S PROBABLY THE LAST THING
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HE'S GOING TO PICK UP.
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MAN!
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INCLUDING UNDERWEAR.
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MM-HMM.
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YEAH, C.J. JUST THROWS HIS
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DRAWERS ON THE FLOOR, AND THEN
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HE POINTS TO THE HAMPER, SAYS,
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"GO, BOY, GET ON IN THERE.
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GET IN THE HAMPER."
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NO.
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YES.
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AND THEY NEVER ACTUALLY MAKE
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IT, DO THEY?
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NO.
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WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
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AND WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH PICKING
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UP BEHIND YOURSELF, HUH?
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WOMEN KILL ME WITH THAT.
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THEY ALWAYS KILLING US.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I MAKE ONE LITTLE STOP AT THE
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ATM MACHINE, AND JANINE, SHE GOT
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TO GO BALLISTIC.
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BUT WE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
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LATE IF THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN
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READY TO GO IN THE FIRST
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PLACE, SEE?
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OH, PLEASE.
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HERE'S ELLA -- "GIVE ME A
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MINUTE!
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I'M PUTTING ON MY FACE."
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WHAT THE HELL?
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HOW MANY FACES YOU GOT?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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WHAT, YOU BUILDING THEM FROM
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SCRATCH?
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RIGHT.
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WE DON'T NEED ALL THAT TIME.
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WE LOOK GOOD.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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WE BRINGING SEXY BACK.
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UH, EXCUSE ME.
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WITH US...IT NEVER LEFT.
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TRUE. TRUE.
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AND WHY DO THEY THINK THAT
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EVERYTHING THEY DO IS JUST SO
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SEXY?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW.
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LET ME TELL YOU -- CURTIS STRUTS
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AROUND IN HERE WITH HIS BOXERS
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ON, LIKE -- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT --
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LIKE HE IS DENZEL.
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AAH!
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I DO NOT WANT THE VISUAL!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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OKAY, WAIT.
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YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?
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LET ME TELL YOU WHAT CALVIN
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DOES.
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OH, GOD.
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CALVIN WILL COME HOME FROM
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THE GYM AND SNATCH OFF HIS
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SWEATY T-SHIRT.
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THEN HE'LL DAB IT ACROSS HIS
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FOREHEAD AS HE ARCHES HIS BACK
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LIKE --
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OOH.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, IT IS
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PRETTY SEXY.
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OKAY, COME BACK.
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YOU'RE ON THE WRONG TEAM.
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I'M SORRY.
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SIT DOWN.
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YOU'RE TRYING FOR THEM RIGHT
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NOW.
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YOU OVER THERE WITH THEM.
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MY BABY IS KIND OF SEXY.
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STOP!
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AAH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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THIS IS MY DOMESTIC SURVIVAL
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KIT.
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YOU DO KNOW WE GOT TO GO BACK
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IN THERE SOONER OR LATER, RIGHT?
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I VOTE FOR LATER.
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WE NEED A PLAN.
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WHAT ARE YOU TWO LOOKING AT
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ME FOR?
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OKAY, OKAY.
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I GUESS MAYBE I'M A LITTLE
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RESPONSIBLE, SORT OF.
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MAN, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR
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HALF THE ARGUMENTS WITH MY WIFE.
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OH, PLEASE, YOU GOT TO BE
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KIDDING.
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HOW YOU GONNA BLAME ME FOR THAT?
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SHE'S THE ONE BURNED DOWN THE
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HOUSE.
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OKAY, LOOK -- IF THERE'S ONE
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THING CURTIS PAYNE IS AN EXPERT
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IN, IT'S WOMEN AND FIRES.
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OKAY?
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ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT BOTH OF
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THEM -- THEY WILL KILL YOU IF
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YOU LET THEM GET OUT OF CONTROL.
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SO, MEN, FOLLOW ME.
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OH, BOY.
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WHAT?
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WELL, IT'S THE BEST I CAN DO.
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EXCUSE ME, LADIES.
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HERE THEY COME.
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WHO'S FIRST?
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DENZEL.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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OKAY, UM...
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[ SIGHS HEAVILY ] HO HO!
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HEY, GIRL.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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OH, PLEASE.
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LOVE OF MY LIFE!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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OH, BOY, I LOVE MY LIFE.
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I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH.
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IT AMAZES ME -- AFTER ALL THESE
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YEARS OF BEING MARRIED, MY BABY
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STILL DON'T KNOW WHEN I'M
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PLAYING WITH HER.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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IS THAT THE CRAZIEST THING?
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IT'S SOMETHING.
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[ SIGHS ]
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YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE I THOUGHT
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TONIGHT WAS THE ANNIVERSARY
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DINNER.
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PLEASE, BABY.
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CURTIS.
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THAT'S TOMORROW NIGHT.
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[ LAUGHS ] GOTCHA!
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YOU BEEN PUNKED, ELLA.
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OH, REALLY?
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YEAH, AND I GOT A BIG NIGHT
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PLANNED!
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BOY, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
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YOU DO?
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YEAH.
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OH, YEAH, YEAH, HE SURE DOES.
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HE DOES.
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YEAH, HE'S TAKING YOU TO THAT
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EXPENSIVE FRENCH RESTAURANT, '
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LE POMPIER.
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LE POMPIER?
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CURTIS!
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HUH?
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BABY, THAT IS SO EXPENSIVE.
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YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.
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I HEARD THAT, TOO.
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THAT'S WHY I WAS SO SURPRISED
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WHEN HE INVITED ME AND JANINE TO
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COME ALONG.
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HE DID?
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I DID?
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YEAH!
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OOH, YOU DID?
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THANK YOU, UNCLE CURTIS!
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THANK YOU!
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HEY, BABY, WHAT ABOUT US?
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ARE WE GOING?
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OH. OH, YEAH, HE INVITED ME,
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YOU, AND THE BABY.
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OOH, THE BABY.
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I DIDN'T INVITE NO BABY.
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[ Coughing ] I'M GOING TO KILL
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SOMEBODY.
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[ COUGHS ]
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CURTIS...I JUST DON'T KNOW
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WHAT TO SAY.
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COME ON.
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LET'S GO. LET'S GO. LET'S GO.
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WE'RE GONNA MISS OUR
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RESERVATIONS.
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RESERVATIONS.
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THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK ME TO A
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PLACE THAT TAKES RESERVATIONS --
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HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN ME TO A
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PLACE THAT TAKES RESERVATIONS?
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ELLA, PLEASE. OF COURSE.
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NO.
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MM-HMM.
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WELL, I CAN'T WAIT.
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OKAY.
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THANK YOU.
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I CAN'T, EITHER. LET'S GO.
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THANK YOU.
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OH, IT'S 6 OF US.
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WHAT'S WRONG, BABY?
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UH, I FORGOT MY WALLET.
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OH.
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GIVE ME YOUR HOUSE KEYS,
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BABY.
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BABY, I DON'T HAVE MY KEYS.
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THEY'RE IN MY OTHER PURSE.
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YOUR OTHER PURSE?
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WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE PURSES?
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BABY, Y'ALL MAKE THINGS SO HARD.
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WHY DO WOMEN MAKE THINGS SO
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COMPLICATED?
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ALL THESE PURSES.
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BABY, THIS PURSE GOES WITH
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THESE SHOES, THAT'S ALL.
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WELL, IF YOU ONLY HAD ONE
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PURSE, YOU WOULDN'T NEED TO BUY
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THEM PAIR OF SHOES.
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THANK YOU. USE YOUR KEYS.
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THEY'RE IN THERE WITH MY
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WALLET.
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CURTIS, BABY, ARE YOU TELLING
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ME THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE YOUR
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WALLET AND WE ARE LOCKED OUT?
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YES, WE ARE LOCKED OUT.
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YES, I DO NOT HAVE MY WALLET.
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BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE --
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WE ARE LOCKED OUT TOGETHER.
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, BABY.
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OH, PLEASE, CURTIS.
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WE'RE SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU
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AGAIN.
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WE'VE SAVED OUR BEST TABLE FOR
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YOU.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ GASPS ]
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OH, MY GOODNESS.
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IT'S EVEN MORE PRETTY THAN THE
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COMMERCIALS.
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IT IS ABSOLUTELY STUNNING.
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I HAVE WANTED TO EAT HERE
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FOR MONTHS.
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ANYTHING FOR YOU, BABY.
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THANK YOU, BABY.
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AND I HEAR THE FOOD IS
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AMAZING.
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OH, ANYTHING FOR YOU, BABY,
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AND OUR BABY.
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BON SOIR.
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I ASSUME YOU HAVE A RESERVATION.
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OH. YEAH -- UH, PAYNE.
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IT'S UNDER PAYNE.
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PAYNE, PAYNE.
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OH, I AM HURTING ALREADY.
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I MAKE A JOKE.
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P-P-P-P-- AH, VOILà.
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IT IS HERE, BUT IT SAYS YOU ARE
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SIX.
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WHERE ARE THE OTHER TWO?
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WELL, ACTUALLY, THEY'RE
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RUNNING A LITTLE LATE.
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OH, THAT IS SO UNFORTUNATE
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THAT APPARENTLY THEY DON'T HAVE
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WATCHES.
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I CANNOT SEAT YOU UNTIL YOUR
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ENTIRE PARTY IS HERE.
432
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I THINK THEY'LL BE HERE IN A
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SECOND.
434
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IF I WANTED PREDICTIONS, I
435
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WOULD CALL MY PSYCHIC.
436
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DON'T SPEAK TO ME AGAIN UNTIL
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YOU ARE ALL HERE.
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OH, NO, NO, NO, MR. MAN.
439
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COME. COME. WE NEED TO TALK.
440
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I AM VERY PREGNANT, I'M HUNGRY,
441
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AND MY FEET HURT.
442
00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:07,633
SO CAN WE PLEASE SIT DOWN?
443
00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:09,167
MY MAN, CAN WE GET A SEAT
444
00:11:09,167 --> 00:11:09,600
NOW?
445
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:10,833
MY WIFE IS EXPECTING.
446
00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:12,333
I SEE SHE IS, AND WE HAVE
447
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SOMETHING IN COMMON 'CAUSE I AM
448
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ALSO EXPECTING THE REST OF YOUR
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PARTY.
450
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,633
LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
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MY MAN, MY MAN, HOW WOULD YOU
452
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FEEL IF...ABRAHAM LINCOLN ASKED
453
00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:24,767
YOU TO SEAT US?
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I WOULD SAY, "MONSIEUR
455
00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:27,567
PRESIDENT, THE COST OF LIVING
456
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HAS GONE UP SINCE 1865."
457
00:11:30,267 --> 00:11:32,233
OKAY, WELL, UH, HOW ABOUT
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ANDREW JACKSON?
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AH.
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00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:38,167
DOES MR. JACKSON HAVE A TWIN?
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WHEW.
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00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:41,867
YEAH. YEAH. SEE?
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BOOM!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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AND DID NOT PRESIDENT JACKSON
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HAVE TWO MORE BROTHERS?
467
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OKAY, LOOK...
468
00:11:47,233 --> 00:11:48,467
YOU GONNA PUT IN ON THIS?
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OH, MAN.
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00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:51,067
UH, I JUST GOT A CREDIT CARD.
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UH, YEAH, YEAH, TWO, TWO.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOUR TABLE IS RIGHT THIS WAY.
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BABY?
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[ SIGHS ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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I CAN'T BELIEVE UNCLE CURTIS
478
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AND AUNT ELLA ARE SO LATE.
479
00:12:10,867 --> 00:12:11,433
I KNOW.
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00:12:11,433 --> 00:12:12,500
I HOPE THEY DON'T MIND WE
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STARTED WITHOUT THEM.
482
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WELL, CONSIDERING
483
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UNCLE CURTIS IS PAYING...
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WELL, I AM JUST EXCITED THAT
485
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YOU AND I ACTUALLY GET TO GO OUT
486
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ON A DATE.
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00:12:18,967 --> 00:12:19,400
I KNOW.
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00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:20,533
YOU GUYS GOT TO GO OUT AS MUCH
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00:12:20,533 --> 00:12:21,467
AS YOU CAN NOW BECAUSE...
490
00:12:21,467 --> 00:12:22,267
NOW!
491
00:12:22,267 --> 00:12:23,433
...WHEN THE KIDS ARE HERE...
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YES.
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00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:25,067
THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN
494
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HEARING.
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00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:27,133
SURE, 'CAUSE ONCE WE HAVE THE
496
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BABY, BETWEEN YOUR JOB AND
497
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TAKING CARE OF THE KID, WE'LL
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00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:30,567
NEVER GET TO GO OUT.
499
00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:31,700
[ CHUCKLES ] MY JOB?
500
00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:32,633
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
501
00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:35,100
YOUR -- YOUR JOB.
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OH, OH, BABY, I PLAN ON
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00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,767
QUITTING AFTER WE HAVE THE BABY.
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00:12:37,767 --> 00:12:38,633
I'M GONNA STAY AT HOME.
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00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,200
NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
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00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,467
WE CAN'T AFFORD THAT.
507
00:12:42,467 --> 00:12:44,267
WAIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WE
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00:12:44,267 --> 00:12:45,433
CAN'T AFFORD THAT?
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00:12:45,433 --> 00:12:47,500
WAIT -- YOU EXPECT ME TO LEAVE
510
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,433
MY NEWBORN BABY WITH SOMEONE
511
00:12:49,433 --> 00:12:50,600
ELSE?
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
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00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,800
UGH! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
514
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:54,767
HEY, HEY --
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00:12:54,767 --> 00:12:56,567
A STRANGER? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,700
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, I SEE WHAT
517
00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:58,067
THIS IS.
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00:12:58,067 --> 00:12:59,100
YOU WANT TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE
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00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,133
LITTLE FRENCH NANNIES COME IN
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00:13:00,133 --> 00:13:01,233
AND SHE'S GONNA LURE YOU TO THE
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SOUTH OF FRANCE AND YOU'RE GONNA
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00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,467
LEAVE ME AND SHE'S GONNA STEAL
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ALL MY JEWELS AND MY LIQUOR.
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00:13:05,533 --> 00:13:06,167
[ COUGHS ]
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00:13:08,133 --> 00:13:10,833
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS EVERY YEAR.
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BABY, THIS DON'T HAPPEN EVERY
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YEAR.
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00:13:12,633 --> 00:13:13,967
WE DON'T GET LOCKED OUT EVERY
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YEAR.
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LAST YEAR, I JUST FORGOT MY
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WALLET.
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00:13:16,967 --> 00:13:18,400
THIS IS THE WORST
533
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:23,500
ANNIVERSARY EVER.
534
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:26,067
OKAY, I KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA
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00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:26,533
DO.
536
00:13:26,533 --> 00:13:28,067
I KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
537
00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:29,900
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU THE ROMANCE
538
00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,800
AND EXCITEMENT I PROMISED YOU 32
539
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:34,533
YEARS AGO.
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33?
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00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:37,767
CURTIS...
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00:13:37,767 --> 00:13:40,833
OR 2-- IT COULDN'T BE 28.
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00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:41,900
OKAY. LOOK -- I GOT TO GO.
544
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:43,067
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
545
00:13:43,067 --> 00:13:43,867
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
546
00:13:43,867 --> 00:13:46,167
BABY, I'M GONNA FIND A WAY TO
547
00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:47,833
MAKE THIS RIGHT.
548
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:49,733
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
549
00:13:52,467 --> 00:13:53,800
JUST MY OPINION, ALL RIGHT,
550
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,233
BUT I THINK THAT MIRANDA SHOULD
551
00:13:55,233 --> 00:13:56,700
BE ALLOWED TO WORK IF SHE WANTS.
552
00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:57,167
YEAH.
553
00:13:57,167 --> 00:13:58,433
I HAVE BEEN A STAY-AT-HOME
554
00:13:58,433 --> 00:13:59,567
MOM, AND I FOUND IT QUITE
555
00:13:59,567 --> 00:14:00,167
REWARDING.
556
00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:00,633
YEAH.
557
00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:01,833
BUT NOW I'M READY AND HOPING
558
00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:03,067
TO GET BACK INTO THE WORKFORCE,
559
00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:03,367
TOO.
560
00:14:03,367 --> 00:14:05,067
YOU ARE? GOOD FOR YOU.
561
00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:06,233
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
562
00:14:06,233 --> 00:14:06,767
NO.
563
00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:07,233
NO?
564
00:14:07,233 --> 00:14:07,733
NO.
565
00:14:07,733 --> 00:14:08,200
NO?
566
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,967
THAT'S NOT GOOD.
567
00:14:09,967 --> 00:14:11,200
WHY ISN'T THAT GOOD?
568
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,800
I MEAN, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE
569
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,100
THE ONLY BREADWINNER?
570
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,400
SPEAKING OF BREAD, I NEED
571
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,067
SOME BREAD.
572
00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:17,833
I AM HUNGRY!
573
00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:18,600
BABY.
574
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,100
PHILIPPE!
575
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:21,567
CAN I HAVE SOME BREAD?
576
00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:22,533
PLEASE, WE ARE --
577
00:14:22,533 --> 00:14:23,800
IT'LL COME RIGHT OUT, OKAY?
578
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:24,833
MAYBE SOME WINE?
579
00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:28,767
[ INDISTINCT ARGUING ]
580
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,300
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST AGREE TO
581
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:30,900
DISAGREE?
582
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,100
HELLO? HELLO? HELLO? HELLO?
583
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,067
HELLO? HELLO? HELLO?
584
00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:34,067
HELLO, PAYNE FAMILY?
585
00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:35,067
HELLO? HELLO? HELLO?
586
00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:35,800
...MY ANNIVERSARY!
587
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:36,200
WHAT?
588
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,233
ARE YOU READY, PERHAPS, FOR
589
00:14:37,233 --> 00:14:38,300
DESSERT, OR ARE YOU READY FOR
590
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:39,400
JERRY SPRINGER?
591
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,167
YOU KNOW WHAT?
592
00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:41,400
I'M READY FOR YOU TO BACK UP OFF
593
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:41,967
THIS TABLE.
594
00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:42,667
OKAY, OKAY.
595
00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:43,867
PHILIPPE, DOES YOUR WIFE WORK?
596
00:14:43,867 --> 00:14:44,333
NO.
597
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:45,133
SEE? SEE?
598
00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:46,467
HE'S GOOD FOR SOMETHING.
599
00:14:46,467 --> 00:14:47,133
SEE? LOOK.
600
00:14:47,133 --> 00:14:48,333
I MARRIED RICH.
601
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:49,300
THAT WAS MY PROBLEM.
602
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,067
I MESSED UP THERE.
603
00:14:50,067 --> 00:14:50,467
HA!
604
00:14:50,467 --> 00:14:51,067
OH.
605
00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:52,200
OH, NO, NO, NO.
606
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:55,200
RICH IS MY PARTNER.
607
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:55,867
OH.
608
00:14:55,867 --> 00:14:58,067
AND HE MAKES ENOUGH MONEY FOR
609
00:14:58,067 --> 00:14:58,667
BOTH OF US.
610
00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:00,267
OKAY, SO, WHY ARE YOU WORKING
611
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:00,733
HERE?
612
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,833
TO MEET ENCHANTING PEOPLE
613
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,133
SUCH AS YOURSELVES, HUH?
614
00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:05,800
I'LL HAVE THE CHECK BROUGHT OVER
615
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:06,433
FOR YOU.
616
00:15:06,433 --> 00:15:08,133
THAT WAY, YOU CAN GET RIGHT OUT
617
00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:09,600
AND ON WITH YOUR EVENING.
618
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,900
THERE YOU ARE, SIR.
619
00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:12,133
THIS IS INSANE.
620
00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:12,833
I JUST...
621
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:15,867
WHOA. UM...WOW.
622
00:15:15,867 --> 00:15:16,500
OHH.
623
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,267
HOW ARE WE GONNA PAY FOR THIS?
624
00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:19,900
UH, THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ON
625
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:20,367
POPS.
626
00:15:20,367 --> 00:15:21,333
POPS IS NOT HERE.
627
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:22,667
OKAY, OKAY, I WILL PUT UP
628
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:23,633
POPS' SHARE, OKAY?
629
00:15:23,633 --> 00:15:25,067
EVERYBODY PUT IN SOME MONEY AND
630
00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:26,467
WE CAN GET IT ALL TOGETHER AND
631
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,700
YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BUS, HUH?
632
00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:28,800
BUS?!
633
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:29,833
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT
634
00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:30,200
HERE.
635
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,367
I JUST WANT YOU TO GO WHEN YOU
636
00:15:31,367 --> 00:15:32,500
ARE READY TO GO, WHICH IS NOW.
637
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,600
WE'RE NOT READY TO GO YET.
638
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,067
THANK YOU.
639
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,067
WELL, I HAVE TO TURN THIS
640
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:35,467
TABLE OVER.
641
00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:36,333
THERE ARE MANY OTHER PEOPLE.
642
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:37,233
MOVE ME.
643
00:15:37,233 --> 00:15:38,567
I'M STILL EATING.
644
00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:39,567
I'M NOT GOING TO MOVE YOU,
645
00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:40,367
MADAME, BUT I KNOW THAT
646
00:15:40,367 --> 00:15:40,767
YOU'RE...
647
00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:41,700
I THINK I WANT DESSERT.
648
00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:42,700
OKAY, YOU WANT MORE FOOD?
649
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:43,467
THEN, UH -- EXCUSE ME.
650
00:15:43,467 --> 00:15:44,867
HERE YOU GO. TAKE THIS WITH YOU.
651
00:15:44,867 --> 00:15:46,233
THERE -- IT IS A HAPPY SWAN, AND
652
00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:47,367
HE'S GOT FOOD IN THERE.
653
00:15:47,367 --> 00:15:48,167
IT'S A SURPRISE.
654
00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:49,533
IT'S LIKE A PIÑATA FROM FRANCE.
655
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:50,400
TAKE THAT WITH YOU, OKAY?
656
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,067
PIÑATA FROM --
657
00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:52,167
YES, IF YOU OPEN IT, THERE'LL
658
00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:53,100
BE FOOD FOR YOU.
659
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:53,833
IT'S A SURPRISE FOR YOU, OKAY?
660
00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:54,667
LET'S JUST GO.
661
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:55,167
GUYS.
662
00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:56,067
LET'S JUST GO.
663
00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:57,067
UH, JACQUES?
664
00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:58,733
PULL AROUND THEIR, UH -- THEIR
665
00:15:58,733 --> 00:15:59,233
BUS.
666
00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:00,733
HEY!
667
00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:03,567
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
668
00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:04,633
CURTIS, MY EYES ARE CLOSED.
669
00:16:04,633 --> 00:16:05,600
WELL, KEEP THEM CLOSED.
670
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,333
THEY ARE CLOSED.
671
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,267
I KNOW WE'RE GOING IN THE
672
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,833
BACKYARD.
673
00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:11,067
CURTIS?
674
00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:11,467
OKAY.
675
00:16:11,467 --> 00:16:11,900
OKAY?
676
00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:12,800
YOU CAN OPEN THEM.
677
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:15,867
VOILà!
678
00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:18,167
[ LAUGHS ]
679
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:20,500
[ French accent ] MADAME, A
680
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,933
GARDEN SEAT UNDER THE STARS FOR
681
00:16:22,933 --> 00:16:25,067
THE MADAM.
682
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,900
CURTIS, BABY, WHERE DID YOU
683
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:29,067
GET ALL OF THIS STUFF?
684
00:16:29,067 --> 00:16:29,667
[ CHUCKLES ]
685
00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:30,200
THANK YOU.
686
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,167
[ Normal voice ] WELL, THE
687
00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:32,167
CANDLE -- WELL, THIS ONE CAME
688
00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:32,800
FROM OVER THERE.
689
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,233
AND THOSE WERE IN THE GARAGE,
690
00:16:34,233 --> 00:16:35,800
WHERE YOU KEEP ALL THEM CANDLES.
691
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,100
AND THE LIGHTS ARE COURTESY OF
692
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,467
THE HERNANDEZES, AND SO IS THE
693
00:16:38,467 --> 00:16:39,633
TABLECLOTH -- GOT IT OFF OF
694
00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:41,067
THEIR CLOTHESLINE, SO WE GOT TO
695
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,233
GET THAT BACK BEFORE THEY...
696
00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:43,067
CURTIS.
697
00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:44,800
[ CHUCKLES ]
698
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,667
[ French accent ] TONIGHT, WE
699
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:48,300
DRINK THE FINE SODA.
700
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,533
DOES MADAM APPROVE THE YEAR?
701
00:16:50,533 --> 00:16:51,700
YES, I DO.
702
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:52,867
IT WAS BOTTLED IN
703
00:16:52,867 --> 00:16:54,467
PENNSYLVANIA, PURCHASED AT THE
704
00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:58,067
CORNER STORE, AND OPENED HERE.
705
00:16:58,067 --> 00:17:00,167
MUST LET IT BREATHE.
706
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:01,133
WOULD MADAM LIKE TO SMELL THE
707
00:17:01,133 --> 00:17:01,433
CAP?
708
00:17:01,433 --> 00:17:03,733
CURTIS...
709
00:17:03,733 --> 00:17:04,633
[ SIGHS ]
710
00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:06,233
[ Normal voice ] OH, AND THE
711
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:07,933
FOOD IS COURTESY OF THE FIRE
712
00:17:07,933 --> 00:17:08,633
STATION.
713
00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:12,767
I'M SO GLAD THEY ORDERED OUT.
714
00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:15,467
BABY, THIS -- THIS ALL
715
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:18,467
REMINDS ME OF OUR FIRST DATE.
716
00:17:18,467 --> 00:17:20,533
YEAH, THAT'S THE PLAN.
717
00:17:20,533 --> 00:17:23,900
OH, YOU KNOW, BABY, UM...
718
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:25,467
IT DIDN'T QUITE WORK OUT THE WAY
719
00:17:25,467 --> 00:17:26,800
I WANTED IT TO.
720
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:27,967
IT'S OKAY.
721
00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:29,967
AND I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
722
00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:31,067
BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT
723
00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:32,633
YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
724
00:17:32,633 --> 00:17:37,700
AND I AM SO HAPPY THAT I MARRIED
725
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:38,067
YOU.
726
00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:38,800
OOH.
727
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,233
AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN IN AN
728
00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:43,367
INSTANT.
729
00:17:43,367 --> 00:17:45,200
CURTIS, I'M HAPPY I MARRIED
730
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,733
YOU, TOO.
731
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:47,900
THANK YOU.
732
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,333
AND I PROMISE WE WILL BE IN THE
733
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:52,367
HOUSE...
734
00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:54,200
TONIGHT.
735
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:54,833
OKAY.
736
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:55,967
TONIGHT.
737
00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:56,633
CHICKEN.
738
00:17:56,633 --> 00:17:57,700
THANK YOU.
739
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,067
HERE, BABY.
740
00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:01,433
OOH. THIS LOOKS GOOD.
741
00:18:01,433 --> 00:18:03,233
[ CHUCKLES ]
742
00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:04,100
BABY.
743
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:06,433
WHAT?
744
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:07,433
I BET YOU THE KITCHEN
745
00:18:07,433 --> 00:18:08,167
WINDOW'S OPEN.
746
00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:09,400
CURTIS, THAT KITCHEN WINDOW
747
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,067
IS NOT OPEN.
748
00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:11,167
BABY, YOU ALWAYS LEAVE THE
749
00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:11,967
KITCHEN WINDOW OPEN!
750
00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:13,067
CURTIS, I DO NOT ALWAYS
751
00:18:13,067 --> 00:18:14,100
LEAVE THE KITCHEN WINDOW --
752
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:15,133
ELLA!
753
00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:17,400
OKAY, BABY, GO CHECK IT.
754
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,767
CURTIS -- OKAY, IF THE KITCHEN
755
00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:20,067
WINDOW IS OPEN, WHAT YOU GONNA
756
00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:24,767
DO, CLIMB THROUGH IT?
757
00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:25,333
YOU OWE ME.
758
00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:26,300
CURTIS, I DON'T OWE YOU
759
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:26,833
ANYTHING.
760
00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:28,067
BABY, THE KITCHEN WINDOW IS
761
00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:28,567
WIDE OPEN.
762
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:29,067
CURTIS!
763
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,067
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT?
764
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:32,467
FREEZE!
765
00:18:32,467 --> 00:18:33,733
BABY, COME ON AND GIVE ME A
766
00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:34,067
BOOST.
767
00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:35,233
JUST BOOST ME IN THE WINDOW.
768
00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:36,467
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
769
00:18:36,467 --> 00:18:37,633
LOOK IN THE WINDOW.
770
00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:39,067
I CAN OPEN THE SLIDING DOOR.
771
00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:41,600
COME ON, BABY.
772
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,733
CHEERS.
773
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,700
OKAY, BABY, WHAT ARE WE GONNA
774
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:46,367
DO NOW?
775
00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:51,433
BAB--
776
00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:52,167
CURTIS.
777
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:53,267
[ LAUGHS ]
778
00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:55,067
I WAS THINKING WE COULD DO WHAT
779
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,633
WE DID AFTER THE FIRST DATE.
780
00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:57,533
YOU HEARD ME?
781
00:18:57,533 --> 00:18:58,900
MY LITTLE CHURCH GIRL.
782
00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:00,700
[ LAUGHS ]
783
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,567
BABY, WE DID NOT DO THAT
784
00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:04,900
AFTER OUR FIRST DATE.
785
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,100
AND THAT'S WHY I WANT A
786
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:06,667
DO-OVER.
787
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:07,367
CURTIS --
788
00:19:07,367 --> 00:19:08,800
SO WE CAN GET IT RIGHT THIS
789
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:09,233
TIME.
790
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:10,067
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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